POPE POOF

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's quite a cant tarpis when I'm six, I'm not
waiting all day for a secret ballot.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I thought this smoke thing was coming up, this vote
pope vote was coming up quick here, I know, mighty
six hours away or something.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
What do you expect they're all eighty Are they sequestered yet?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Even they were just like in a mass. It looked
like all the cardinals were in a mass. One hundred
and thirty three cardinals will begin the process with the
traditional holy Mass for the election of the Pope at
ten am ten am local time. That that mean my time?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Where are you reading that out of a news wire?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Let me see, I'll get this from. Do we trust
ABC news anymore? Well? It was up for sale? Well,
I mean you're up for sale. I can't trust your.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Fake news here, CNN it said it's coming in in
the next few hours.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
So yeah, they're pretty loose with few. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, here's here's what I've heard amongst the gossip that
it's going to be quick. They all got a guy.
Not only they haven't met each other for long. Yeh,
I think it's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, listen, this is so bizarre to think about but
all one hundred and thirty three cardinals. They got to
town days early. One of them was doing karaoke. Okay,
they were getting some getting some cocktails and having cardinal
get togethers late into the evening with wine and discussion.
So yes, they're coming to the conclave with ideas.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
God dang, the power trip they must be having right now.
This is such a power trip.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
They've been doing this. Like how many popes are There's
a lot of popes and sixty six popes, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
My god, man, it's incredible, a lot of popes. All right,
we're on Pope watch.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, Pope, watch Pope. Poof po poof, hop poof We
want black Pope, poof no good, Yes, white Pope, poof,
We got one.