PORN LEARNED

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a ask Reddit thread going around. It's things people
have learned from watching porn, non sexual.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Facts, non sexuals people have learned from watching porn.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
And yeah, if you watch enough porn can't tell. I'm
speaking from experience over here. You really have to find
other ways to enjoy it while you're enjoying it, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
So one of them is some people just ignore a
smoke detector with a weak battery.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Every three minutes. A baby. This is my hilarious.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
This is my favorite. The person says can't remember the porn.
But there was like this guy who was making a
Thanksgiving dinner and he said, the secret to pumpkin pie
is having the batter be viscous. Obviously he was working
up into indiundo. But up until this point, my pumpkin
pies always sucked and didn't get it. I didn't get
him right, So I made the batter more viscous, and
after that the perfect pumpkin pies. I had perfect pumpkin

(00:51):
pies for years.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Took a tempt porn.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
You run across. I mean, they're human beings on that show.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I never read a porn show thought of this until
I read it this morning. But if you don't decorate
your house, if you don't decorate your house, looks like
a porn set. Like I started to thinking about that.
I guess there are no decorations of why would you
waste time on that?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Or you know, or like, you know, some Hollywood Hills
set that's got you know, no character character that's rental
or something you do.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
But they're like, no, I'm under the assumption all porns
are in rentals and they have to.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I don't know why. I just feel like that.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
The cam girls have like they're in a warehouse somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Again, do it that's a warehouse shipping containers?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
How about this an unrealistic expectation of how quickly a
plumber will show up?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
It makes my think, So that's a non sexual fact
people learn from porn, Like mustaches aren't for everyone. By
the way, what are you going to comment on my mustache?
I am so stupid. I was looking at myself in
that meeting with that teams meeting, and I was I
was like, this is so stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I think you look like again, I don't know, but
somebody with a bad oh I thought that would the
Bens and Boone have a dumb mustache at one point,
dumb little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
If you're comparing me to Benson Boone, thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I wants bought patio furniture because of how durable it
proved itself to be. Someone's watching patio furniture porn.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
It makes sense. Yeah, that's a good product.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Non sexual fun facts people have learned from porn. Here's
my favorite one. Once saw porn porno were a chick
rate nachos and the microwave my layering nachos and cheese
slices on top of each other, one layering nachos, the
one layer of cheese they're microwaved it, then salce on
avocado on top.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I always make my nachos this way. They can't get
that from a I Right.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, how about that guy who practiced Russian with his
Russian camgirl. She finally realized that he was serious about practicing,
so she gave him discounts on private chats.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
You probably had to work something in there?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Is there non sexual fun facts people learned yes watching porn.
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