SENIOR DISCOUNT INSULT

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's all right.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, so this is what this woman called me yesterday.
I couldn't believe it. Okay, all right, so I go
to my spot. I go to Royal Flower, right.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I like that. It's kind of close to my house.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, Kinter goes there a lot.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I go there after work. And so it's like, eleven am, I.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Should clarify that you don't go there a lot. I
don't go there when you do, did go? That's that's
where you go.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I try to spread the wealth, but I find myself
going to Royal Flower.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah. Anyway, I go there and.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I pick out what I want, and I go up
to the counter and the young lady there, twentie ish
nos ring, she says, are you sixty or over?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm not I'm so far from sixty.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Guys, so far from sixty.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
And then she goes, does she even look at you? Guys?
She was looking at me. She goes, are you sixty
or over?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
And I just got my jaw on an open door,
dropped a little, and she goes, are you a first responder?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Are you a veteran?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
So she's kind of going through her list checklist.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, so anyway, I didn't say anything I tried to
buy what I needed, but my debit card wasn't working.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh jees it, So I've been and now I looked
like I'm old and poor.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
So I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Go to the ATM.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
In there, and I can see Sarah had transferred one
hundred and six dollars for me.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I can see it, but I'm kidding. I'm not kidding. No, no, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
No fifty for gas and send for money for royal flower.
That's how we were rolled.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Great.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
But anyway, I could see I had one hundred and
six bucks in there, but EIGHTM couldn't spit it.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Out, probably because you were trying to take one hundred
and six out and you only had one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I was only trying to take out sixty. It just
it wouldn't work at the counter, it wouldn't work at
the ATM, and it actually wouldn't work at the gas station.
But so I didn't get what I needed.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
So she was shaken by the question.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I go home, I take a nap, you know, because
I'm old, old God takes something to No, it's because
of your schedule. Pal ask Sarah for cash. She goes
into a secret hiding spot because I went sixty dollars
cash had it.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I think she went to the garage to get me
six dosing.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
And I go back to Royal Flower and the girl
the nose ring is still working there. Yes, I said,
you remember me, Steve, I was here earlier in my
car didn't work. She goes, yeah, I go, don't ever
say that. Don't ever say ask me if I'm sixty,
and ask anyone if they're sixty. That's that's shocking to people.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Here's the They have to check your ID when they
do on the door, right, so maybe they should know
they should take a look. They take a look at
the birthday or something.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
You're a walkie talking Yeah, have door guy? You talked
to counter girl? Yeah, don't tell me sixty.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
My god.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
So anyway, I go, hey, you know, nobody wants to
be asked if they're sixty year old. And she goes, well,
my mother's seventy five, but looks blah blah.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I go, stop, you're not helping. You're not helping when
my mother's seventy five.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
There's no there's no answer to this, man. I think
the only answer is what you did. Yeah, I like
put it right back in her face.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
It reminds me the first time someone called me sir.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Weird that this was that all over again.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Tough dude, it was hard. I feeling for you. That
was my side, is hurting a.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Little bit of I got my hard.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You look great, buddy, look great New York. Hunting nowhere
New York.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
So I'm all.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's got the sativa, you got the sta I'm believable.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
All all good,