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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was reaching for the one liter of partially closed
club soda last night in the dark on the side
of the table.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I got it. I grabbed it with my weak nerve hand, Cantera.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
His dead hand. Remember, he's part of the dead hands team.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm going to get an MRI tomorrow. I'll get this
all figured out. And I dropped it into the bed.
You know how it's almost like a bomb? You can't
get it to go that much, spray that far, unless
you just partially tighten it.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I do. That's why I stopped bringing seltzer to the gym.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Right between the two dogs and my wife and I.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's like at midnight.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Right at midnight in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'm sorry to my family.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You all had to get up.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, well, you know, I'm in crisis, and I can't
grab things right.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
He's been in crisis since he pinched his own nerve.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Cracking his own neck. I know.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Very excited to get in there, get a little adjustment,
be right back to normal.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
What's your next appointment?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
MRI tomorrow in Queensborough. I'm driving to Southland or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
This is how serious it is.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, I would never go there.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
For that kind of thing. But I got to get it.
I have no feeling in my left arm, part of
my right arm, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Isn't this just going to end up in rehab?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes, it's going to end up with me sitting in
a place and probably not wanting to be there squeezing something.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's probably what it is.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You're going to make other old people friends.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You're probably going to make buddies.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't think I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'll handle the PT at the house. I just want
to know that I'm not going to walk around all
of a sudden and have my spine split at some point.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You're going to door dash your PT, huh?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Okay, Johnny. I know how to PT.
I was reaching for the one liter of partially closed
club soda last night in the dark on the side
of the table.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I got it. I grabbed it with my weak nerve hand, Cantera.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
His dead hand. Remember, he's part of the dead hands team.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm going to get an MRI tomorrow. I'll get this
all figured out. And I dropped it into the bed.
You know how it's almost like a bomb? You can't
get it to go that much, spray that far, unless
you just partially tighten it.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I do. That's why I stopped bringing seltzer to the gym.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Right between the two dogs and my wife and I.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's like at midnight.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Right at midnight in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'm sorry to my family.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You all had to get up.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, well, you know, I'm in crisis, and I can't
grab things right.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
He's been in crisis since he pinched his own nerve.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Cracking his own neck. I know.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Very excited to get in there, get a little adjustment,
be right back to normal.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
What's your next appointment?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
MRI tomorrow in Queensborough. I'm driving to Southland or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
This is how serious it is.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, I would never go there.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
For that kind of thing. But I got to get it.
I have no feeling in my left arm, part of
my right arm, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Isn't this just going to end up in rehab?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yes, it's going to end up with me sitting in
a place and probably not wanting to be there squeezing something.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's probably what it is.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You're going to make other old people friends.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You're probably going to make buddies.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't think I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'll handle the PT at the house. I just want
to know that I'm not going to walk around all
of a sudden and have my spine split at some point.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You're going to door dash your PT, huh?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Okay, Johnny. I know how to PT.
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