STATE OF STUDIO 2026

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
People have kep alone from Quemen Cantera, Queen Cantera, my
fellow listeners, loyal app openers, filthy caffeine guzzling PLoud drivers,
and that one guy we're sure as a serial killer
on the talkback button on the free iHeartRadio app app.

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I welcome you to our studio. From his sacred studio
along the Mohawk River and Latham, New York, I declare
the state of the studio is not merely strong. It's unbreakable, unsuspenable,
undeniably on point. And this year dedicated entirely to Jim Gagliardi.

(00:49):
We dove into AI cloning the legendary Jim Gagliardi's name, image,
and likeness AI. Jim dropped some razor wits, some glitchy
gold listeners lost. We didn't fear robots turned him into punchlines.
My first lady Tco and I took you all on
a three day New Year's Eve vacation run at the
Sphere in Las Vegas for the Wicked Show Zach Began's

(01:10):
Haunted Museum. We brought you all along all through the
miracle of social media. Took you into the Trump Hotel
for the Views Planet thirteen, the world's largest dispensary. I
even hit the slots two out of three times, all
while posting the chaos so Capital Land could ride in
real time. North Cantera had his appendix out last year.

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Carter Canterra got our driver's license. This year, we all
watched that massive scahary house fire blaze from our front porches,
visible for miles across the region like a rural apocalypse.
Nobody injured. It brought Capital Land together my friends. This
year we explored, party, fought, made fun of, held my wife,
even hung out with my coworkers. Twice. In the last

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twelve months. We mourned just everything on Netflix. We celebrated
family milestones. I showed you my ring camera footage of
me taking my dead dog out the front door on
a stretcher. Some of us quit red meat and for
the wrong reasons. Twenty dollars a pound. For Christ's sakes,

(02:17):
do you know what the instacart search arge is on that.
That's a thirty eight dollars piece of meat. By the way,
I saved six hundred and ninety nine dollars using an
instacart according to you. To instacart art, we kept you
thinking and maybe laughing and probably complaining. Unfortunately, I'm forced
to listen to your radio station at work every day,

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and the state of our studio is strong. Hey, can
you cue the Church argon. God bless you, God bless
this frequency. God bless Jim Gaglyardi. God bless whatever happened
in Vegas in that huge whirlpool tub with my wife.
God bless North can Terra's unbreakable spirit. God bless Carter

(03:03):
can't Terra's new wheels. Now while I'm asking, God bless
me a little bit more, God bless the can Terris.
And when I say God bless us, I mean let
us win the power ball. In conclusion, God help us.