WYR INFOMERCIAL

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, who's this? He tolf? What's up TOF? Is your
name Chris Topher?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
It is like that?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna play TOAF. Would you rather
the infomercial edition? If your answers match Quinn's answers, uh,
and you get enough, right, we'll give you tickets to
Guns and Roses.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, Toe, let's do it. You familiar with infomercials. You've
been around you know, right, I've been around the block. Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You're familiar with my perspective on life, right.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
See your guts? Would TOAF?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Would you rather have the Lean Mean fat reducing machine,
the George Forman grill, or a complete set of GINSU knives?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh? I know that's correct.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
That is correct.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Resell value, guys, resell value.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
We can cut through beer cans together. Yes, absolutely, all right,
nice job. Here we go TOF. Would you rather have
a case of oxy clean or a gross of sham
Wow cloths?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
A case of clean?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
No, thousand sham Wow cloths.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's a thousand a gross. I think you can use
oxy clean in the washer, though, TOF like.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I thought it was more expensive. I thought that out Well, No,
I appreciate that you're going right for the money. My
wife uses the oxy clean, but no surprise.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
To here we go. This is difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Would you rather have a clapper for every room or
a life mety alert system for you and your wife?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I want a flapper for every room. Yeah, clapper for
every room is a great idea.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
You know, make sure you're quiet in one room because
he might turn on the microwave in the other.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
We go there we go to what about we missed one? Yeah,
I'm going out of order here.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
You don't like that other world.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Doing that to?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Would you rather work out, like actually workout using the
Susanne Summer's thigh Masters, God Rest her soul?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
The Bowflex home Jim looked like it was gonna snap.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's a dad.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
So I'm just gonna go with the hotter. With a
hotter version, we're going through the Summer.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Thig Master that you can do all the same moves
on the as you can on the bow flats. I
don't think I'm using the thigh Master.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You can't do any flies with the thigh Master.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
With the thime Master, you could do flyes you like this. Remember,
I don't know he sits there on the couch and
she doesn't fly.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
All right, So get one of the ends too, right,
and I'll give you tickets to Guns and Roses.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Well, would you rather wear a snuggie with sleeves or
own a magic bullet blender good for quick smoothies and
food prepps. The snuggie or the magic bullet? The magic
bullet sounds like something you can use in the bedroom,
but it's not.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
No, it's like that ninja thing snuggy you can use
in the bedroom, make like one protein shape.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
What do you think Let's go with the bullet. We're
going with the bullet. We're gonna make the drink. There
we go.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Okay, the bullety be in every everyday thing.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
The snuggie is not in everything.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Dates necessarily bulleted is if you went in town?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Nice buddy, let them go.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
July twenty six. It's a Sunday, so you might want
to get the twenty sevens off. You and a friend
are going to see Guns and Roses.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
We didn't get to the p ninety x question, which
is fine.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm curious, actually, Quinn, this is for Quinn only.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Would you rather have a total gym from Chuck Norris
and Christy Brinkley, or the program that revolutionized fitness, the
Piety X Workout.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You're going to chuck Norris, Jym Right, I've always wanted to.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I gotta say, guys, I'm a P nine in the
X guy. I'm sorry, I got like I don't like
doing push the Popes. I'm glad that one didn't come up.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
You rights, toe hold the line round