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Eddie’s Top 10 SD Zoo Animals

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's about to happen.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Would you say, would you say that you agree or pissed?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
You're gonna hear now You're gonna hear now.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Edie's top ten lists.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Top ten least.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Ah, Yes, I try to tell you guys, you know,
my top tens could be anything. They can be anything, really,
can you know? I've I've run the gamut on different things.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
You know.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
It could be musical artists, it could be food items,
it could be whatever. Yeah, you know, but this one,
I gotta even admit this is the maybe strangest one
I've ever done.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
But there's a real method to my madness. Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Number one, I know that our girl Emily is a
big fan of our world famous San Diego Zoo.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Oh love it. But going since I was a little.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Girl, then your family built it.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
They built it.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
No, they built the original sea World. But my aunt
was the president, the president of the zoom Man for
many years and she still sits on the board all
this time. We have statues at the zoo that have
my grandparents' names on plaques. But going there to zoo
camp every year. Camp it's a big it's a big
summer camp, and so I like, yeah, there's like.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
They teach you go into the enclosures with the you.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Get to do like behind the scenes.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
They don't.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
I don't let you do that behind the scenes stuff
you do little or projects. You walk around the zoo.
You're there all day long. Privileged, all right, and like
lots of kids's congratulations, very popular.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
But really this is for my guy for because there
is not a big zoo guy, but no zoo.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I'm not really into looking at things.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Wait, what's like when you walk around and you just
look at the animals?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
You mean like museums and world art galleries.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Gorilla doing something crazy much for me.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
When you have a kid, you get to the point
of where you got to like do stuff you can't
just have at the house and whatever, and so you
start figuring out, you know, things to do. And one
of the things you do when you live in San
Diegos you go to the zoo, push around the stroller.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
That's what you do.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
My wife has a zoo passed there. He's got one
for her and him.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
But for me, I was sort of the same way,
but I got tagged in and so I've been in
the zoo when my kids were little all the time.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
So my son is seven months old, and my wife
works every other weekend, so on the weekend it's just
me and the low guy.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, you're looking for things to do.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Well, we watch baseball on Sundays and then Saturdays.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I don't know. It's tough.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
You're going to go to the zoo.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
You're going to go to the zoo. So I'm sor
doing this to help you out.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
No, you don't need to. These are my.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Top ten animals I like to see at the World
Famous Any.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
When you're with your kids at the zoo when they
were younger, Eddie, would you want to go to the
animals you wanted to see or would you let them pick?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Of course, first of all, they're kids.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
They're gonna like any animals, okay, right, okay, And so
if I'm there, I want to go see what I
want to see.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay. So these are my top ten animals.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
I'm so excited for this. I'm gonna have lots of opinions. So, oh,
you don't be careful.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, be careful their animals all right?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Coming in as my number ten animal that I like
to see at the zoo are bears, bears of all
kind Yeah. Well, you go in, there's like a row
of like three different kinds of bears.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes, Emily, yes, Emily.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, it's gonna be annoying. This is this is going
to be annoying.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
So you go, you know, there's a grizzly bear, there's
this bear, there's this bear. Like okay, but it's it's
the reason why they're ten. It's almost kind of sad
because they're they're they're just like laying there and you're like, well, dude,
you don't get up and do something.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
And also there's a there's like a you know, more
than fIF they' going to be in their little cave hidclosure.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah you can't see it, you know, like you know,
I get it, but like I don't know, I want.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Them to do more when they're active though, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
When are they active. I've never seen who ever active.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Float in the little water they're a little pond that
they have in there.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I mean, I like it.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I like because you'll notice the animals that I like
are animals that can kill me really, because I mean
I want dangerous animals.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Because I because I don't cute animals.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Who cares I don't. I don't care about the QT.
I don't care about qu pies. I want dangerous stuff.
Like asked what I want to say? You like I walk,
I'm going through Bear Canyon, like, come chase me be
So bears coming in at number ten, coming in as
my number nine animal.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I like to see it at the zoo, not the
safari park.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Oh okay, we're being very specific.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Elephants. Oh really, elephants number nine?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
So to say what they have the valley now right.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I'm being very clearer for and being very clear here.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay, thank you, Okay, Utopia, chill out. So elephants are
unbelievable majestic creatures, so big, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
So mighty. Are they really the kings of the jungle?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Debatable, debatable, but you know I think they're cool. When
I go to the zoo, I like looking at him.
But then you know again, they're slow. You know, they
don't do much. You're like, okay, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm moving on. I'm going to go. I'm gonna go
see the elephants.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
But you don't. You don't linger.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, I'm just like, all right there, wow, look how
big they are?

Speaker 5 (05:46):
They still make your top ten?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
After I go how big they are. Look at how
big they are. Now what do I got? I don't know.
Well there's a little one, but he's still kind of big.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah cool, let's go.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, but now I'm going to fire park as different,
get to the new you know, elephant area.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's a firepark. That's incredible. Yeah, you know, it's like
you're there, you're you're in there with It's.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Like you're on the savannah.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
It's pretty wild.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
But but the zoo and we're there in the elephant
spot and I'm like, all right, cool.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Out of here.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Have you ever seen one? Take a number two?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
No?

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Oh, that's a wild scene, bro, Because you're like, that
is massive? Like is it ever like if I was
standing behind that, would I be?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I wish it would like?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Would I be buried alive?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I want something?

Speaker 5 (06:31):
And then again you go.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Back to they're so massive, They're so massive?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yes, guy, thank you for bringing this show down even
a worst level.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
I mean, I just that's so far.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
I support nine and ten.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Okay, and there are spots yep. Real I thought you
would have an issue.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
At elephants have to make top ten because they're amazing,
but also they're not I agree.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Coming in as my number eight animal. I like to
see at the zoo.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Oh you do like like the drafts?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I like the drafts again, Yeah, they're so tall. Yeah,
but the same sort of situation with an elephant. You go, oh, man,
look at look at how tall they are. Now, look
he's he can reach that big leaf.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Have you ever seen him dropping number two?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Oppressive as wild?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
They do have a lot of babies in that closure.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
When you get there, do you immediately try to find someone?
Go which animals dropping a deuce?

Speaker 6 (07:22):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Stupid, But you know they got the crazy long tongue.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah, that's that's really cute eyes and their big old
eye lashes.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Sure, I don't never really notice that, but yeah, okay
their eyelashes.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
How close are you?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
They're so long, so long?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
When I go on Safari at the Animal Kingdom a
Walt Disney World, you go in the jeep and you're
literally arms length from girafts that's cool. That's when you're
looking at him that closed I'm like, oh, man, like
that's crazy.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
And then if they you get a rare chance, we
seem kind of gallop a little bit. You're like, oh,
that's that'd be neat so so that that one gave
you a little bit of a bump to make them
at number eight. This may be a little bit of
surprise for you coming in at my number seven animal
I like to see at the zoo.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I like going into the snake enclosure. The snakes are cool.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
It's the reptile house.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
It's not the snake enclosure because.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
There's other reptiles. I don't care about the other I
actually love the reptile.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I don't care about the other reptiles. You don't know,
I don't care. I don't need to see amphibians like
a turtle.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
I know what a turtle looks like, a crazy turtle
with a.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Really long It doesn't do nothing for me.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Or the monitor lizards, giant.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Dragons, deen there, we got it, you know, come out
a dragon kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
But but specifically I like snakes, like I'll go in there,
look at snake.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
You got to king cobra in there, like, what the hell?

Speaker 5 (08:50):
You can see how dangerous they are by their venom
level on the top.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
That is kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Yeah, but it is stinky in there. I'm gonna warn it.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
A little bit.

Speaker 7 (08:56):
Sometimes it can get a little little.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Snicks are cool?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, you know, I like looking going around looking at
the different snakes. You know, Oh look at that color
that one. Oh where's the I don't.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Even see the same. Oh yeah, he is exciting.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Are you like looking for him?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
You gotta do that?

Speaker 6 (09:10):
See for me? That wouldn't I know you?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
You're not a snake.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
It's a fun spot to get out of the sun
for a minute. I'll give you that, but I.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Don't need that.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Don't you always feel better than everybody else looking when
you fight him first?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh, of course he's on the tree. He's on the laws.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
There's another group of a family that's not reallyd and
you tell them you're Steve.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Okay, really yeah, I like snakes, all right, coming in
as my number six animal. I like to see at
the San Diego Zoo. Of course the mighty rhino. Oh really,
you showed me a right. Don't you ever give a
bad smirk of a rhino? Like?

Speaker 6 (09:50):
What are you? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Like? What are you?

Speaker 6 (09:53):
You're not a hippo, You're not an elephant?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Like you're a rhino? You're cool, man, Rhinos are cool.
You don't think those are cool.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
They're cool, but they just they talk about animals that
they don't do anything.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
But I'm always like, those are cool.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
They're in danger to yes, very.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Very scary, very scary. You don't like rhinos, I'm not impressed,
but you suck.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
Like if they were doing they would because they're big,
so their poops.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
If they were doing something.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Cool with their horns charging at you, yeah, or like
digging a hole with it or something that, I'd be
like more impressed.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
But I just standing with you on this.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
But I like the coolness of them just because they're
so rare. They're cool looking, and I do like imagine
them doing the ram thing, you know, with their horn,
and I want to see that, but I'm never going
to see that, but I still think about it, like if.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
They set up like a cardboard human and then they
had it like them into impressed.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, I like rhinos. I think they're cool. I like rhinos.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I even consider putting me higher really because I'm going
to see the rhino and I'm like, oh man, that
guy's cool.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
That's how I feel about it, all right.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
My number five animal I like to see at the
San Diego Zoo is specifically monkeys. Okay, I'm going just
monkeys in general, because there's so many different kinds of
no no, no, no, no monkeys monkey.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
But the silly guys there's.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Like swinging around. You know.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
The only thing that hurts the monkeys is it could
be a holes. They could be a little bit of
a holes from each other, which is not cool. You go, hey,
you don't do that.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Don't do that. But I like them. They're they're active.
Those ones are active.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
You know, you'll get them swinging around, jumping from stuff,
and you're just like, oh, this is cool man.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Picking the stuff out of each other.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, So like that's that's kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
And you can linger there for a little bit because
you'll you'll get a little bit of the show.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
You'll get a little bit of show.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Love love the five spot for this.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Okay, monkeys coming at number five, my number four animal
that I like to see at the San Diego Zoo.
This one doesn't see I get I'm cheating here and
I should be more specific, but it's too there's too many.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Huh big cats, what do you mean big?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Okay, So you got lions, you got tigers, you got leopards,
you got cheetahs, you got jaguars.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
You got all those, You're all cool, you know, you
go on the tiger trail.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
I just got really excited.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I can see all of them there, because you know,
everywhere you want to see a snow leopard.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh yeah, I do. They got them.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
They got them.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
They got them.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Mountain lion, they got one by the sky far at
the top.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
I'm also like, what do we need a mountain lion.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Because we have them up the mountains there, they'll.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Run around Ramona. I don't need to see it. I
don't need to see a mountain lion. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Yeah, I like this pick as well, Eddie.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
Once I was there and the jaguars were like walking
on this tightrope thing above us.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
They have like this cool like tight rope thing.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Never seen anything like it.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
Oh, it's amazing. It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's cool. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Okay, So I just kind of had to group them
all together because I mean, there's so many of them,
and they're sorry.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
I think you should pick one.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Okay, but how do you You're right, so tough coming
in as my number three animal. I like to go
visit at the San Diego Zoo. The hippos.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Oh really yeah, they're hungry, hungry.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I mean they're pretty cool. Especially you see in the water. Yeah,
you know they're afloat.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
And sometimes they're right by the glass. Okay, the little
legs swimming.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Going to you don't like seeing the hippos in the under.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
The water, I'm not really impressed. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 6 (13:23):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
And then you get the facts of like how they
kill more people in like Africa than lions do, and
how like crazy kind of dangerous they are.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
And especially you see the hippos at feeding.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Time and they're throwing watermelons and stuff in there, just
crushing the water.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
I mean, I mean they're better than your rhinos. But still,
I mean, we're top three here, the hippos.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
That's where my grandparents memorial benches at the hip.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
The Big Sky. You're going to spend time.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
I spent time there means a lot to me that.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
Your grandparents.

Speaker 7 (13:55):
Definitely, I don't think it was Okay, really this is
top three stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
I'm hanging out at the hippo spot for a while.
I'm like, this is so cool.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I can't believe you don't like the hairs whatever. You
don't get it.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
You don't get it. You don't get it.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Thank you? All right.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I wait now top two My number two animal I
like to see at the zoo the polar bears. Now
here's the thing that hurts the polar bears. Could have
been number one, really could have I love the polar bears.
Number the first thing that hurts the polar bears so far, it's.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
All the way at the corner. You gotta you got it.
It's a trick. I gotta get all the way to
the Arctic. I mean it's a it's a trick.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
And so getting all the way over there it's pain.
But then I'll play in the little area a little
bit where I pop my head over in the ice thing,
and I mean, I.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Gotta you gotta do that for children. Pick a picture,
take a picture. You look at me, my head out.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
That's not for you, sir.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
But in again, you get to see that the only
thing that really hurts the polar bears is that if
they're not active, if they're not active, we run into
the bear situation again, where you're just like they're just
laying there.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
There's something like mountain they can hide behind, and then
everybody has to walk in the alley to see them.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Yeah, there's either a really big high with it because
you see them, or there's water.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
If they're in the water, there's nothing cooler. There's nothing cool.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
It's a risk.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
You don't like the polar bears.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
I do, but it's just it's always hit or miss.
It is the think they'd be lower on my life.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
But because I like it so much, and if I
do see them doing something, it gets me hyped. I
like the polar bears and they're just so cool. They
look like they're the friendliest things in the world. But
they'll they'll rip you the shreads again, I like animals.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
They will kill me.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
The face's super dangerous.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, they actually will hunt human which is so cool,
which is so cool. Yeah, I'm never going to be
the Arctic. I'm not worried about it, so, you know,
pretty pretty kick ass coming in as my numb For
one animal I like to see at the zoo and
this is easy, bro, the gorillas.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
The specifically the gorillas.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Really, I will.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Spend most of my day watching the gorillas because they're
so awesome.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
They're so awesome.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I love the gorillas and that's my favorite spot. I'll
make a bee line to the gorillas. Oh yeah, because
I love them. I think they're so cool. They're they're
also my And again, if you get them doing something,
you know when they kind of like pound their chest,
they run a little bit and you're like like, what
the hell?

Speaker 6 (16:38):
That didn't kill me? I don't rip your head right off.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh yeah. So with a question my number one, did.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
You miss anything?

Speaker 5 (16:46):
I mean I would have said my number one probably
be the ring tanks because I love that. I d
not I do respect you not putting one thing on
your list. Actually two things, two things. I am not
the biggest panda.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Person, the worst animal at the zoo, most overrated, most overrated,
like I get take your pen.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Take them back to China. I don't need them, don't
don't care. They do nothing for me.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
They do nothing for me to see them.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
The lines a lot, who cares?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, what's it doing?

Speaker 6 (17:24):
Lots of photo taken.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
It was so cute, this pamper, he's.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Rolling the little one. Get out of here, Get out
of here.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
I can.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'll walk right by. I'll walk right by. Wow, I
will too, don't care.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
I will care.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I'll give you the list. I'll give you this. I'll
give you list. You said you're gonna need it. No,
you're gonna go, You're gonna go. All right, there you go.
All right, I'm gonna be honest guys.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
Oh no, it's.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Gonna be tough. But we have to do this. Okay,
this is what we do.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
We're gonna now try to estimate and admit on average
average day, many farts.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Do we let loose? Where it's you know, you know
what's going on. I'm not just talking about you know,
sitting down on toilet war. I'm saying like you're a
rip one, okay.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Like the ones don't count as what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I mean, I guess they do. But you know those area.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
You're talking about, like you're standing in your kitchen and
you look around.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Who's there, whatever, whoever?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Whatever, you know, let's calm down, Calm down, Okay, I'll
start with the mighty floor, the mighty if you could
guesstimate on an average average day, now you can.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Come on, I don't doubt it.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Like honestly, he's got some tummy stuff, you know.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
So uh, you know I think what really, uh average
day for you?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Hundred?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Really you think that many one hundred.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
You know, maybe seventy five because you probably think it's
less than what it is.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
But throughout twenty that's a lot. That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
I don't think so, because I mean, I feel like
I'm decently gassy. And for some reason, it's always after dinner.
After dinner is when they hit. It's strong, strong, strong, Okay,
I got you wrong.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I think about how.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Many steps you'd take it a day, right, you don't
think that they're yeah, five six dows.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
But I know when I'm really I know when you're farting.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, but I think you just probably do it more
than you think.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Okay, I'll give you that, But I would say, like
thirty is a lot, a lot.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Okay, fifty for you, yeah, I think so, Okay, that's
a lot of farts.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Maybe that's that's is a normal day, Yeah, a big,
big day.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
You go. If you're eating a lot of protein, your
farting there is part.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Of the protein.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
It's part of the deal. If you're even fart eggs,
you're fart along.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
But I don't know that we're going to get the
truth here, but we're gonna see, we're gonna see.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
It all depends on our rood, Emily, this is tough.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
No, it's weird. Yeah, on average, I mean farts you
think you let loose in a day.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
I was thinking along the lines of like twenty.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Do you really yeah? Oh really, that's a ton?

Speaker 5 (20:27):
I like, I don't know. I mean, I eat so
a ton of proteins, I do a lot of. I
eat so many veggies. I eat lots of like things
like cabbage and hard boiled eggs.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
And it must smell so bad.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
I mean, I don't think they smell roses probably, but
I think some days it's less and some days it's more.
I'm not gonna that's so uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I have no idea what an Emily fart would sound.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Like, like a squeaker, or is it like a beefer?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
You know, I don't know if we need to know,
like a ripper.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
I try very hard not to make it like that,
but you don't. Even if I'm by myself, still like
even it being loud, like is like too much a trigger?
Uhuh studying what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
I don't know, Like if I'm by myself, oh, I
want it to be loud, you do.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
I want the roof to shake? Why do you want
this amazing. Your body's awesome.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
This is a weird wal roof to shake. You just said.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Sky, yes, average.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
If you want to ask me this question two months.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Ago, two months ago.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
I would have said, yeah, about a month and a half,
two months ago, some things have changed in my diet, I.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
Would have said, I don't know. Three a day.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Three three like, yeah, that's not when.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
Your people talk like I talk about how much he
forms and I go, oh my god, he needs to
see a doctor like that. That's not normal. But lately,
lots of iron supplements.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Uh does that make you guess lots?

Speaker 7 (22:06):
It causes a lot of issues, Uh, with the digestional track,
with the whole track, and then the oats. The oats
really seem to get me, those steel cutouts.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
So I'm gonna say, so, when you.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Get home from work, there's your husband have to.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Well, no, I don't.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
I'll try and do the thing where I like pretend,
not pretend, but like no one's in the room. But
then sometimes it'll be so loud even I know on
the other side of the house, they'll here, they'll because our.

Speaker 8 (22:39):
House, our roof shake, roof shake, open open concept, so
you know, you know, tile floors.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Yeah, I make the staff art for me.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
A guy who has a giant leaf who's waving out
of the room.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Spread the fart man.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
So before I was like three times a day and
thought I was nailing it, and now I'm a minute.
Now I'm like fifteen times a day and if it's
a bad day, it could get to twenty.

Speaker 9 (23:17):
Scar Yeah, yeah, lots of it's shameful.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Well they looked into this and tried to figure out
what what's an average amount of farts a day for
a person?

Speaker 8 (23:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
They created an app for this study called Chart Your
Farts and brilliant.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
I gotta have this.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
Yeah, and they found that the normal person is doing
about five to twenty farts a day. Wow.

Speaker 6 (23:45):
Yeah, what's going on with us?

Speaker 9 (23:46):
With the most popular time, Eddie being after dinner, like
you said, between six and ten pmtch.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Of just let loose, but very close.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
To that is right after lunch around noon to two.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
Second place, and you'd be surprised men and women about
the same number.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, we just admitted more. Yeah, and find it funnier. Okay,
So there definitely.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
So if there's one thing you need to know about
four he takes his sports pretty seriously.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
The guy didn't sleep last night because of the Knicks game.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, I could not sleep.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
The game ended at like eight forty five, and then
I just didn't want to stop watching it. Even after
it ended. I just wanted to keep watching it because
it was so crazy. And then I fell asleep.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
I was all right.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
At ten or two, I went right to I went
in bed, but my mind was just spin it and
I just I was.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Up staring at the ceiling till like eleven thirty.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
And then all this morning, all he's been doing is
watching clips and then describing it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I loves the craziest thing.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I love.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
So yeah, and this is this is basketball, which he
doesn't care that much about. Obviously, Nick's winning is big.
But you know, when it comes to football and the Giants, if.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
This was the Giants, I wouldn't him in the day.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
What sorry, I wasn't even if they won the Super
Bowl they have a comeback.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Like, I just would have flown to wherever they were
at and tried to hug.

Speaker 8 (25:09):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I don't think you would. I don't think believe.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
But yeah, so Thorn takes his sports very very seriously.
So apparently Haley, his wife's in laws got their son
Walker a gift and it has really upset Thor like
offended him off.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
You would think you would think.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Well, I don't want to be like Sky and like
the guy where you get a gift and immediately tell
you it sucks.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
You're not going to do that. I'm not going to
do that. So when they gave me the gift, I
thank them.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I don't always I thank them times I do.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yes, Yes, I thank them. That's not I appreciation. Yeah,
I don't tell them it sucks.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
That is dating.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
I'm just give it to somebody.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Why would you do why would you get this?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
I don't say why would you buy me this?

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Anyway, it is crazy.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Sorry, I was just letting the listeners know.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
So they got my My father in law and my
brother in laws are massive sports fans as well.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
They're big.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
They're big Niner fans, are big Warriors fans.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Your father in law is known as.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
N nine or grade.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
So like I'll text them as much as I call
my dad now, which is really cool, you know, because
we all love sports. So they're they're massive baseball fans,
like they like baseball as much as I like the
New York Giants. And yeah, so they and my father
in law has been great. He always gets well, the

(26:42):
Walker boys play baseball. One of them is a coach
now on a Division three team. Like it's cool. So
my father in law loves buying sports stuff for my son,
Like he bought him like a commemorative bat with his
name on it and like.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
All this stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
So one of the things he got him recently was
baseball onesie and no, it was just a plain onesie
that said halfway to first for six months.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Oh that's cute.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
And what looks like baseball jersey.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
It's nice, but like you can only wear that for
a month.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
That's actually good point.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
That's actually a really good point.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
So, I mean my son's growing at a rapid pace anyway.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
True, So wouldn't it be It's like, say he's still
fit into it when he's eight months old.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
That doesn't make he still fits seven months old.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
It wouldn't make sense anymore him in that.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
I think it's more of the sky.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
When he gave it to.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
This is a cool month gift.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh, I mean you don't wear.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It after we'll wear for a month.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
He could wear it you wear to bed.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
It's advertising.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
I mean, I don't think people are advertising.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh yeah they will.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Okay, somebody my coup to him and say it was
he six months seven?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Now does he? He's not halfway the first past first?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Okay, he could be walking off the baseline, Benny Machado.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
That's a good point. Run it out, bro.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
So it says halfway to first, and it's like and
it has like the seams of a baseball on the front,
so it looks like a base it looks.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Like a baseball. On the back it's a jersey.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
So on the back it says Walker with number one
now first, Yeah, now you say that, you say that.
What people may not know is that my wife's maiden
name is Walker, so her dad is and her older
brothers are Walkers. So we named him Walker Dodd to

(28:40):
have both of our names.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
So not for Skywalker. That's what I always thought. This
is crazy, Okay, I'm just learning this.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
So not after Walker Texas Ranger either.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
I've heard that too.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
So his is Walker Dodd, so I always thought, and
my father in law wouldn't know this. And when you
have a jersey, your last name is on the back,
not your first name.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
So I think he purposefully put.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Walker on the back so he could have his last
name on the jersey, because he should really say.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Dot on the back.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I don't think because he's a dot.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Walker DoD, so his jersey should say DoD number one.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
But I mean, but it says Walker.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
So every time I see it, I see my father
in law having a nice laugh with the rest of
the fn't think because they want him to be a
Niners fan. They wanted to be a Giants fan, and
they wanted to be a Walker, not a Dot.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I know what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
They want him to be a Walker.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
They would love if his name was Walker, Walker, Walky Walker.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I think you're thinking a little too. I don't think,
because I don't think there was a lot of thought.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
This is insane.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
They know jerseys. Nobody puts your first name on the back.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
It's not a jersey, it's it's a jersey.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Is he really going out to the field after this? Okay? Really,
you're a little crazier.

Speaker 7 (30:16):
If his name was like Steve Dodd, then he would
have put dot on They wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Put Steve on the back. I would be crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Well, I don't know any baby's name Stevemore.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
It's so weird.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
I don't know, couldn't give another one a more relevant name?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I don't know anyway, Yeah, I don't think that's the case.
When he actually plays a sport, when he actually is
on the field, he's going to have his last name.
This is a silly little one month gift.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
By the way, I see what he's doing.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
We okay, so have check this out football. He's a
New York Giants fan. There's no if sands, but he
has no choice. He doesn't even have a saying it And.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
That's so mean.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
And my father and everyone knows this.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
But minor Greg, what does he do shows up to
the house when after he was born with a Niners blanket.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh that's great, he can't have both.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
No, So it does not surprise me at all that
he put Walker on the back because he knows.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
What he's doing, because it's his last.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Because it's his.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Last I feel like when you're a baby, that's what
you do, you do the first I.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Kind of agree.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
If it's a jersey onesie, not if it's a jersey
snaps at the cross jersey. Some jerseys have them.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
What what are you playing? It's weird man.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
So he's wearing it. But this can't happen again.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
He's seven months.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I may say it from here on out. His name
is Dodd on Jerseys.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
There is no jersey that's not a jersey.

Speaker 7 (31:50):
Did you tell your wife your theory? And what are
her thoughts?

Speaker 4 (31:54):
She thinks I'm nuts, but I know that deep down
she knows I'm right because she knows her well.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
It's also her love made a name. She kind of
probably likes it a little bit.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Probably, but I mean yeah, because she she she loved
her last name and didn't want my last name.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Oh my god, walks solid last name.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
It is pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Well, now it's his first name.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, rights on the back of his jersey.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
It should be done.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Okay, So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
I'm gonna I'm gonna make a point of telling the
whole family next time I see everybody.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
If you get him Jerseys, we only want his last name.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Don't make it weird clown.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I'm not a cloud. What you got.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
If your son had a jack on it, I wouldn't care.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Or it's a it's said Deborah's last name.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Well that's odd. Her last name is not his first name.
You did this yeah, okay,

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