Best of The Show April 8, 2025

The Show Presents: Full On Demand April 8, 2025

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's showtime people, It's showtime here we are.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes, you're about to experience this show.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
How do you like to get down with some real
gangsters with the ringleader Eddie. I'm weird and I have
my weird quirks, but overall I have a pretty normal sensibility.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
The accountant and room mothers Sky.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm also not very brave nor the enforcer thor.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Am I negative all the time? Yeah? Do I have issues?
And dressed in black from head to toe.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Emily, I am a mix of trashy and classes.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's the show and it starts right there. So I
think it's been pretty well documented, well chronicled that me
and my family we're big Disney people. We love our Disney.
We are magic key holders. Oh that's right, that's right,

(00:56):
which is our like the annual passes what it's called
now magic And we are now recently DVC members the
Disney Vacation, so it's like next level. Now it's getting weird. Yeah,
I'll be honest for you.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh you guys are deep Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Well, what's gonna happen? My kids are getting older? Yeah,
you know, I got a twelve and gonna be a
fifteen year old and once they're done, Like, are me
and my wife Deborah gonna be that where we're gonna
go on like Disney vacations as adults with no kids.
I think we are. My wife loves it, love it.
I do too, but like not as much as Deborah. Well,
if we just did only Disney vacations, that'd be perfect

(01:34):
for her. Me, I like, I want to explore the world.
I'm waiting for this, Like once my kids are grown
out of the house, I'm ready for Greece and Italy
and Ireland, and I want to do all these crazy
European trips. Yeah, I don't know, Like if unless it's
like euro Disney, then I don't know that it's happening. Yes,
that's what I mean. Yes, that that's kind of the
thought process. I think for her, we world travel. There

(01:57):
has to be some sort of Disneyland there wow for her.
But it is what it is, and so but we
all really enjoy it. Well, we were just there over
Memorial weekend and we had a blast, you know, as
we always do. We had different types of goals every
time we go, you know, so it's different rides or
different foods we want, and then you know, whatever happens
after that is is just gravy. And so this time

(02:20):
for me, it was like I really wanted to check
out the New Star Tours scenes and things like that,
which we did, which was a lot of fun. And
then once we were done with that, I was like,
all right, well, it's the also the Season of the
Force at Disneyland, which is a thing that mean it
means that you know, they highlight a different Star Wars things,
so like Space Mountain turns into Hyperspace Mountain and they

(02:42):
have new foods and new things like that.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Do people wear costumes? Do some people?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Sometimes? When you know, when it was like May the
fourth and things like that, they'll have like the Season
of the Force night and that's when a big one,
a big thing. You know, right now it's picks Our Fest,
So that kind of takes away from that kind of stuff.
But you know, I wanted to go over to Galaxy's
Edge and you know, check it all out. So we
spent a lot of time over there, and then obviously
one of the rides there is called Smuggler's Run, which

(03:09):
is the Millennium Falcon Ride, and it's one of our favorites.
We love going on that thing. There's always a battle
of who gets to do what because there's there's three
different jobs that you have. You can be a pilot,
you can be a gunner, or you can be an engineer,
and then there's two seats for each.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, I remember I rode this with your family and
me and my husband, and I remember I felt so
much pressure about what John.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
You did a bad job?

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Okay, you didn't.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Need to say that. See, this is why.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
This and Eddie's yelling at.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Me the whole time, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Like what button just was?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I thought, blinks? I mean, everybody has a job to do. Sky.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
I thought it was just a ride that I got
to enjoy. I didn't know I could put it.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's part of the fun. But if you screw us over,
then you're ruined the whole ride. Yelling at me the
whole right, surprising, No, not at all, not even a
little bit whatever. And so yeah, the different jobs come
with different things. So the pilot, you know, there's two
different ones. You move up and down or left to right.
You get to, you know, do all kinds of different

(04:14):
fun things. The gunners, all you're doing is just shooting
the entire time you're shooting the entire time, which is fun.
And then the engineer you fix the ship if it breaks,
and then you like go and get the different things.
There's different little jobs that you got to do. But
you're watching it. It's insanity's going on. It's super fun. Well,
we've written it so many times, me and my family,
we got it down. Oh yeah, but there's only four

(04:37):
of us. So whenever the four of us, right, it
usually two other people get put with us. So it's
not a big deal, you know whatever. But because we're
the four, usually we're the first four jobs, and then
whoever's left with us gets the kind of crappy job,
which is the engineer. Engineer is the least fun. You're
all the way in the back. You don't have that

(04:58):
much to do. It's easy, you know, it's it's kind
of the lame job.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
I think that's what I did with the one time
I wrote it.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
We definitely put you at engineer. He definitely putte two
overwhelming for Emily, all the lights flashing. He's watching this
screen the entire time with my family. So that's kind
of what happened.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
This time.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
We're getting on the ride. It's the first four of
us and then they put a single rider with us,
which was kind of weird because then we had an
open seat. So usually they would put two single riders
or they'll ask, you know, do we have any two
parties or two They didn't really do that this time.
They just gave us one single rider and that was it.
So it was the four of us and then this

(05:46):
kind of older gentleman who got put with us. Now,
normally I've been single rider on this ride many times.
I'm not talking to anybody. I'm just going to ride
the ride, you know, my kid, Well, like that's one
of the things we'll do, Like the four of us
don't want to wait in line or whatever? Was this
all go single rider. Sometimes we'll get placed together. Sometimes
we won't. You know, you just ride the ride and

(06:07):
then you go, You're done, super easy. Well, I don't
talk to anybody. There's no strategizing with like some Rando family,
you know, like they may say hi to me and
I'll make say hi to them, right, how are you
doing or whatever? Note not a big deal, but I'm
not sitting there talking to them. Well, this guy makes
a b line for us. The single rider that they
put with us, and like I said, he's older than me,

(06:28):
and so, you know, he he comes walking up to
me and he goes, hey, guys, you know, really looking
forward to the ride. I'm really excited about it. And
I'm like, oh, that's cool. You know, I'm a big
Star Wars fan too, you know you can see and
my Star Wars shirt on, and so he goes, yeah,
he goes, what jobs do you guys want to do?
And he's very excited yeah, and I go, oh, I go,

(06:52):
I don't know, we haven't really talked about it. So
I look over at my kids and I you know,
when they're younger, you know, I go, what do you
what do you guys want to do? He goes, oh,
do you mind if I'm the pilot? That the pilot
is the key job, that's the funnest job. And I'm like,
you realize I got two kids here right, Like you
want to be the pilot? Like that's weird.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
The kids should pick first.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
What they want is kind of what we normally do.
You know, if they're if they're always the pilot, then
sometimes I'll be like, oh, let your mom be pilot,
or I'm gonna be pilot this time, and switch it
off or whatever. Yeah, but I've never had another person
that you don't know that I don't know that's request
one of the jobs. Usually you're just doing whatever.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
That's so strange.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
So this guy was very adamant. He goes, yeah, I
really can I be the pilot. I really want to
be the pilot and I and he could see the
look on my face like what, like, what are you
talking about? And so I didn't really know how to
handle that because I was gonna tell him, well, no,
I mean, you know, we had we're a party four,
I have two kids here. They're gonna they're gonna do

(07:53):
whatever they want and you can do whatever. After that,
but then he told me something that really.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Spoke to me, real like a soft story.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
He said, I've ridden this ride probably seven times, and
he goes, I'm always single rider because my family doesn't
really want to ride this ride, and I'm always single rider.
And every time I've been the engineer. I've never been
anything but the engineer. And I went as a Star

(08:22):
Wars fan. That's devastating. And I don't, Oh, I don't
like that. I don't like that for this guy, and
I know I know how much more fun it is
to be the pilot and to be the gunner and
things like that. And so I look at this guy
and I go, you want to be the pilot, Peal
be the best damn pilot in the galaxy?

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Why you don't know anything about him? That was like lying,
He's seems pretty genuine.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Okay, that was my first thought, Like Eddie's going to
be in line, Like Edie's going to be in line
later to ride again, and another family going I've.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Only ever been that's a little weird.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I mean, I disagree, I disagree.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, tell us about him.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
He didn't have anything really different about the two geeks. No, no,
he didn't. Well had glasses, okay, but he just was
looking He looked like a tourist. Did he look like
a virgin? No. He said he had a family.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Well, he said a lot of things, a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
So I look over at my kids and I go, sorry, guys,
this random stranger I'm choosing over you because he's a fan.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
And Jack's just start crying.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, little Jack, by the way, he's twelve. There's two
seats for the pilot, So I said, Jack, you do
the lesser of the pilot roles. I'm giving this guy
the main.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
My question now is when he was in there, did
he give it his all? Yeah, I would hope. So
I tell I tell Jack, you be the side to
side pilot. This guy is gonna be the up and
down pilot. Uh and and this is the guy that
puts us into light speed. You know, you pull the lever.
You know, it's like, which is the best. That's the
best part of the entire ride. We get to pull

(10:15):
that lever and get you out of there. It's so
much fun.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
And so I go, I go, all right, Deborah, you
and Taylor, you guys can be the gunners. I'll kick back.
I'll be the engineer. I'm fine with it. I'm fine
with it. I want to see the scene that goes on.
I mean I want this guy's life is just about
to be changed and it's because of me, and I'm
super proud. So we get in there, and you know,

(10:39):
we start the ride and we're about to put this
thing in the light speed. He doesn't pull it. I
start yelling at him. Does it automatically for you? But you,
when you pull it, it makes it so much more fun.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
So it does it automatically?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
If you don't.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
If you don't, it's not going to stop. I don't know,
but immediately regret like this. Do you see if you've
been on the right seven times, you know what you've
seen it. Did Jack pull it? No, you can't, you
can't reach it. But but Jack was telling them, dude,

(11:17):
pull it, pull it. Guy didn't pull it. Ruined the
entire he's been the engineer.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I know why.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
So we get off the ride, and he did come
up and say thank you so much. I really do
appreciate that. That was a lot of fun, great due whatever,
but but I did give up my seat so that
you're welcome. Felt good. So Emily is very impatient. She

(11:51):
cannot wait for anything.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Oh why is she getting weird?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Or don't relax? Okay? When you you have to stand
in line, is that your nightmare?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
It's my nightmare.

Speaker 7 (12:04):
Now I realize there's times when I hate standing in
line more than others, and the times that I really
freak out because I obviously do understand when there's a
reason that you're in a line, But when I see
people being inefficient, moving slow, when it's somebody else's fault
that I'm standing there so long, that's when.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
I get extra irritated because it's like, come on, get
it together, get it together.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Do you hate when somebody is not paying attention and
there's like a couple of bodies worth before they move up.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
Honestly, it's like my worst nightment through when somebody doesn't
pull up all the way and now I'm halfway.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
But are you there even faster? Are you there faster?

Speaker 7 (12:48):
But like I could be ordering at the speaker, but
I can't quite reach the speaker, but they make it
so that it's perfect distance away like that moron?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Okay, I thought I understand. But if you were a
couple of cars back and you saw that you're not
there any faster, but.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
I feel like it's slowing down.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
You're moving the.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Look alive, looked alive, well together.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay. What is the worst thing to have to wait
for in your opinion? Anything?

Speaker 7 (13:20):
Honestly, yeah, anything like It's that's a hard question for
me to answer because.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
It is, honestly for some reason, when you wait a
long time for your food or to order at a restaurant,
that feels like an eternity.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
I agree with you a million percent on that. But
the other one that I feel like is the worst
and because the food thing, it feels like an attorney.
But at least you're getting the lie at the end
of the tunnel, you're getting food. You're gonna, You're gonna
for some.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Reason, when you're hungry and you got to it's the
worst you get angry around.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Remember that one time somebody saw me doing that and
they told me to relax.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I'll never go there again. Place, Okay.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
The worst to me, that's a close, that's one B
one A to me is waiting at the pharmacy. I
don't know why. Waiting at the pharmacy. You feel like
you're waiting in no man's land. I feel like I'm
just standing in the middle of the eye.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
It takes what it takes, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
And there's always no one's moving for some reason.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
I never have service, so I can't go on my phone,
and they're just typing away and it's so wild.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
After they you know, you get up there, you say
what your name is, and then they disappear for like
fifteen minutes. What are you doing or pills? Aren't ready
get the bag? I don't understand what you What do
we got going on here? And why are you typing
in so much information. What are you typing? It's not
already in there. I was not in there in the
same age.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
It shouldn't be in one certain spot. Why do you
have to check like eight different.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
I see it has a P right there. That's my
last name.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Go right there, she looks there. Don't see it. Now,
I got to check two other.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Now we're done. We've done.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
And then when they say, do you need the farmercist
to go over this with you? No, there's instructions on
the label. Annoyed by that question, I don't think I've
ever said yes to that. And taking the medicine before

(15:24):
it says one in the morning, one to night.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
What is the farmercist gonna tell you? She's gonna read
the instructions off the tap. It says here, take one
in the morning, one at night.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
I got it. Thanks.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
I bet they're annoyd when they have to come talk
to somebody.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Give you because I'm standing in line. So I watched.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
When I've seen the farmacy, it comes over, Okay, you're
gonna take one with food in the morning, and then yeah,
you're that's it.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
There is just and you're just or you just like
I said with the food, Like I know I'm getting food.
I know I'm gonna eat with there. I just want
to get out of there, like there's nothing. Kind of
have to just get my mets. Feeling about the bank too.
I hate waiting at the bank. Yeah, I just don't
go there that much. I don't either, but I said,
whatever I do, there's always a line. Yeah, what are
we doing? Just get your money, get the hell out. Yeah, yeah,

(16:11):
we're waiting for you.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Well, you kind of started on with the restaurant, like
waiting for your food to come. That's not as much
of a hot button for me as waiting for a
server to come over and like greet me for the
first time. Like if you don't come over within a
few minutes, I'm like starting to look around. I'm already
getting super annoyed, Like I think that that's rude.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Come over, greet me. I don't want to wait any mood.
Oh wo wow, thank you?

Speaker 8 (16:35):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I you know me go to Disneyland a lot or
any theme parks, so waiting in line for a ride, Oh,
it has to be something that I'm really because I
have the system down now so well that I I
mean fifteen minutes tops, I'm waiting because I mean we
use our you know, all the different things than you know,
the app and all that stuff to get around it.

(16:58):
And so we usually don't have to wait very long
for a ride, you know, fifteen twenty minutes is feels
like an attorney. These people that wait like two hours
to get on like Space Mountain.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
Like why I get annoyed at the theme park? Like
I'll see like I'll see like, I'll see like ninety
eight minute wait and I'll be like really like your dad,
like come on, you know what annoy somebody?

Speaker 7 (17:21):
That is the worst because you're doing that for a
two minute ride, Like you're waiting all that time to
then just have it be over that Quint.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
So the Peter Pan ride at Disneyland is always at
least forty five minutes. The ride itself takes about two seconds. Yeah,
and like why are we waiting in line for this?
I don't know, I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
It's not like it's a brand new ride or something.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Oh it drives me crazy. So that one drives me
because what about you guys? There anything you hate waiting for?

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Well, where I get the most antsy is if I'm
in a waiting room, Like whether it's the doctor or
the dentist. I'm always questioning the order people are coming
in and how long I'm waiting.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
My mom know why, I'm very patient, Really you are.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
It's in the name patient.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
I don't really Yeah, when I go to the dentist
or the doctor, I don't really wait that long. I
get there on time, rely and I always get brought.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
I always question especial especially my guy. I know, like legit,
I tell me about it. The times where I've waited
like forty five minutes and I'm like, this.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
Is after after after ten minutes, I'm going to say
something because I made the appointment. It's not my fault
that you're late. If if, if you're that late, you
should be taking money off the appointment, because that's crazy.
Forty five minutes. What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (18:32):
They schedule, They always say they're running by. They always
patients before you, blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
But Skuy, at least you have your husband with you
in the waiting the doctor.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
Again, when Scott's legs, when Sky's legs goes up, it's
her husband holding them.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
It's just holding a little scooch.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
That's the one doctor we do go together.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
No, it's not that that just happens during his normal
physical I don't go.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
To the haul.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Well, we have an entire list here of things that
we hate waiting for. And then how long does it
take until we freak out?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Here we go?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, okay, I'm just saying, if if I make an appointment.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
We'll start with that one. Waiting at the doctor's office.
Laura's got ten minutes, very patient.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I walk ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I'll go hell long, how long till you're so?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
My doctor is very efficient, because whenever I go to
the doctor, I'm in too back to the room within
five minutes of my appointment.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
That's wild.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
And then usually it depends what's going on, but it's
another five or ten minutes in the waiting in the
actual exam room, and so usually I'm cool. Come close.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
So you're in the waiting pressure, you're in the waiting room.
How long until you say something?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I can't wait. I'm oddly patient when it comes to
stuff like that. If I have a seat and there's
a TV on or I got my phone, I can chill.
I'm fine. I'm not that thirty.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Minutes till you say something?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
I don't think i'd ever say something, but at thirty minutes,
I'd start to go, man, what's going on? After ten,
I walk up and I go, how much long do
you think it's gonna be? Oh?

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Oh wow, that's my live it too. It's about ten
and I'm like, what the hell? That person just came
in and then they've already been brought back.

Speaker 6 (20:16):
I feel like, as I have a kid, when I
went to the Peatrich from my mom, it was always forever.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, so I'm assuming that's the way you get through
the full highlights magazine.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
We watched The Lion King seven times or seven like that. Yeah,
so that scarred me. Okay, you didn't mean I did.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I did.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Didn't even know I did. I didn't know. Well, according
to this recent survey where they asked people how long
till you would actually do something, thirty two.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Minutes is what we're doing at the doctor's office.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yeah god, no, okay, you guys, how long do you
wait after the light turned screen? But the car in
front of you.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Has a moved a second?

Speaker 6 (21:00):
But it depends on the beep though, Like if that happens,
I go, no, I do very little.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
But if it's like if it's not long though, yeah,
one Mississippi as soon as it turns green.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Wait, I mean as soon as it turns every time.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Give them a second. I'll give one second, but one
Mississippi and just like like whoa dude. That sometimes sometimes
depends on my mood. I'll wait a second, and if
it's like two or three seconds, you're gonna get it. Sorry,
that's insanity. I'm trying to think. Here your way now.

(21:37):
I'm going to now beep at you for not beeping
at them. When you will be at the part, I'll
bet at you. Can you I've gotten that in the
lane and pass them? I will, I will. I will
look and see what's going on to if I could
see they're looking down, like at their phone or something,
you'll get a quicker beep. But if if I can't

(21:59):
tell what's going on, I'll give you a second. Okay,
I'm not aggressive patient guys.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Wow. Well, according to the survey, the average answer this
is gonna blow your mind fifty seconds. People say almost
a bowman, it's.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Gonna change back change.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
That's impossible. That's impossible.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
I know.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Even the writer of the articles like what town is
that in?

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Like they say five seconds longest, Yeah, they say in
real life five seconds okay, people will not stop talking
in a movie theater. How long till you make a
comment or.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Real big, a big yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
I usually start doing this the look around, look behind me,
look behind me, yes, and that's going come on? You
ever address it directly, So I'll do the looksh I'll
do the looks, I'll do the come on, and then
i'll go I'll turn around and go sh.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
So how long till we get the shush?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Hey? You build up to it?

Speaker 6 (23:01):
You build up to it, right, because I've been known
to whisper, so I don't want to be too crazy,
So I'll say a couple of minutes, a couple.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Of minutes for a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Like this, So this would bother you more than it
would bother You're in a Star Wars movies, like I'm
the one talking during the movie.

Speaker 7 (23:21):
Probably, so like I'm like Thor, it's gonna lead up
to it, but I'm gonna say shush and it'll probably
give a couple of minutes, five minutes maybe for me.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
It depends how much am I enjoying the movie. And
then if I shush and they don't stop, I'll go
out and complain. Yeah, I've done that. Yeah, and then
I got a free movie ticket.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Oh well. The average answer is just under two minutes,
one minute and fifty two seconds before well up. And finally,
how long are you going to wait for your significant
other to finish getting ready after you're already supposed to
have left? How much exercise?

Speaker 6 (23:56):
This isn't fair for me and Eddie because why my
wife's she hates being late, but she's always late, so like,
and it's always my fault, even though I'm sitting on
the couch waiting for her, and if I say something,
she freaks out at me. So it's like, what can
I say it?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
It was tough yesterday reservation. I know how long it
takes to get to the place we were going, and so
I told everybody we're gonna leave at a certain time,
ten minutes before we get ready. Before it's time to leave,
Deborah comes up and goes, all right, I'm gonna take
a shower now. Oh no, no, no, we have Debora,

(24:38):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 5 (24:39):
A shower?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
She's not washing her hair. I'm gonna go jump the shower. No,
but still I go what are you talking about? We're
leaving ten minutes, so that like that kind of stuff,
and what can I say? It's mother's dad. Can't get
matter to an extent, I started to get frustrated with everybody.
So at one point I'm standing there. She has the

(25:00):
keys because we were gonna take her car because we
had a big load of people, and so I'm standing
there waiting patiently, and she looks at me and she goes, what,
I go, I have to lock the front door. She goes, okay,
and I go, I wasn't, but she knew because she
knew it was coming. I was like boy, and so
I again, I was cool. I kept it cool and

(25:21):
kept cool. But yeah, this that type of thing. There's
nothing for me. There's nothing I can say.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Zero seconds, zero seconds and they know the time they're
supposed to.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
What are we doing here? But we're adults.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Robert and Read and my man Robert, my son Read
are the worst.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
At this worst. You take a long time.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
I'm never late though a lot.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
I know.

Speaker 7 (25:40):
I take a long time because I got to do
my hair and makeup and pick out what I'm gonna wear.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
But I do that. I start that process like an
hour and because I don't like.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
To be hot.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
It ready, No, it's insane.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Who takes longer?

Speaker 7 (25:52):
Robert Reid, both of them are equals high I mean
Billy delling, and I tell them an hour prior, Hey, guys,
be ready.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Me and Robert Robe walking around.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Robertson is underwear and not knowing what to do.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
No walking around on.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Which like first, we got to.

Speaker 7 (26:09):
A fight almost every time, and I go, let's hey,
why don't you get ready an hour early and just
sit on the couch and wait?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's what I say to Temper. I go, you know
this stresses me out. Why do you do this to me?
Like I am never late, only late when I'm with you?

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Well, the average person, they say before they snap, they
give it an extra twenty minutes after.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
That time massively.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
So yeahs a lot.

Speaker 9 (26:37):
Kay.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
How long you been married?

Speaker 9 (26:38):
Now?

Speaker 5 (26:39):
It's going to be our twenty fourth wedding anniversary this September.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Twenty four years.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Yeah, we were together three years before we got married.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
So you got married at twenty one, Yeah, twenty two.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
I had just turned twenty two, or I was about
to just turn twenty two.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Jamie, you are a new assistant producer Jamie, twenty two,
Do you have a girlfriend?

Speaker 8 (26:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
About to.

Speaker 8 (27:01):
Really I cannot afford that.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Well, I mean you can't afford that in a lot
of ways, and financially is not really the reason.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
But Jamie, do you think a person your age it
would be like irresponsible to get married this young? Or
do you think it could work for certain people?

Speaker 8 (27:22):
I mean, it's weird because I'm seeing a lot of
people that I know that like are getting married, like
people that I went to college with.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
It's weird because like where I am. I'm like, I've
been dating this girl for almost six months and I'm
nowhere near.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, you shouldn't be when you're young. You got a
lot of time to be a true idiots get married
at twenty one.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Okay, I mean I'm sitting right.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I mean you've just.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Heard me say unless unless it's true love, I mean
they're still together. Yeah, but I've got a convenience.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
But hold on, you know, I can hear you.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
There's no one else in the world for either one
of them. That's a great right. Well, the Booze live
in the dream. Yeah, he doesn't work, he doesn't leave
the house. She buys him food, she leaves up his plate.
She practically dresses him.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Yeah, I don't dress him.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
He does whatever he wants. He somehow puts up with her,
which is insane.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Which is I mean again, I can you guys wan
I'm talking about okay, I mean yes, but I mean
the whole has to put up with you things wild.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Do you believe what you and the boo have is
true love? Yes, there was a little bit of a hesitation.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Well it's weird because like, what's the definition of true love?
Like I think I think you can have true love
with multiple people, because some people believe like true love
is like the one, like there'd be one and only
one out there for you.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
So you don't think that.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I think there's a difference between true love and a
soul mate. Okay, person that one, okay, and then you
could have love again. Yeah, a soulmate is like that's
the one and anybody else can come and go, but
that soulmate is the one.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
So my wife says that I'm her true love, but
her dog Buster, what's her soulmate?

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Can you her dog?

Speaker 6 (29:18):
The dog can be a So she tells me, because
I'll tell her you're my soulmate, and she doesn't she reciprocation.
I don't know his buster. Her dog passed away in September.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Yeah, it was her soul But she can't even lie
to you and say it because you said it first.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
She'll say, well, you're both my soulmate. No, that's not
the same one.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
There's only one. Okay, So true love, yes, one hundred percent.
Like I mean, I I couldn't agree more with what
you said. You did say it very insulting, but like
I which I believe, like we are perfect for each other,
and there's a lot of weirdness about us that Okay,
we don't need I don't need you to explain you okay.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
At this point too, I think Sky she's probably so
freaked out because if they have God forbid they ever
get divorced, she'd have to give espousal support and everything.
She'd lose half everything, she'd be screwed.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
No, yeah, we're not getting a doors, no matter what.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Somebody's dying, get it, somebody.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
No, you shut your money. You know this guy, Yeah,
he knows that too. He has a back pocket.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
You guys are an important thing.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
I'll just throw it out there even if it is true,
non't get it.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
We were very young, but he doesn't work.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Yeah, we both had nothing when we got very That guy,
if that guy can live in the he gets out
of there and I'm in the.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
House, but you go in the ad u.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
This guy's nightmare is like him getting the house, her
having to pay for it, and then he brings us
some like young hot chick.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
The dream she's living in my house. I am apartment
paying their bills.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
I feel like she'd still just pay for it not
say anything about it, because she's so passive aggressive.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
She just need paid for them.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Well, I think I can find a way some sort
of stripper bitu.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Heavy hotty take it in.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Well, maybe that's true love for him, heavy hockey. Well,
they actually ask people, do you believe in true love?

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Yeah? And out of the two thousand adults polled, seventy
percent of Americans believe in true love. Now that jumps to.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Eighty If you don't really is do you?

Speaker 8 (31:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
True love?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
I don't know though, because I feel like, oh wait,
like I love my wife obviously, but like I feel
like you still like could notice because I think true
love is also a why because in movies like you
don't believe No, I guess I don't. I believe in
like loving somebody being with them, but I feel like
true love is I don't even look at other people
and it's like that's love.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I noticed that people are. I think that's your definition
of it. I don't think it is the total definition
of it, because we're humans. Yeah, everybody looks. I mean,
even if you act on it, then it's not stupid,
you know.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Yeah. Well, so when they narrowed the group down and
just ask people who were married, how many of you
believe in true love, you would assume one hundred percent, right, Yeah,
well only eighty eight percent of married people say that
they believe in true love, and ten percent of those
married people say, yes, I've experienced true love, but that's

(32:35):
not what I'm currently in with my marriage.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
It can happen very well, you know, I gotta find
out what is going on with this. Apparently, Thor says
he's discovered something that's been going on with his brother
in law. Oh and Thor, of course, you know, can't
just keep it to himself, says he wants to confront
him about it, But of course his wife is like

(33:00):
not having this, what is what's this going on?

Speaker 5 (33:02):
One of your wife's brothers.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
So, yeah, one of my wife's brothers, one of the
younger brothers. Oh so, a while ago we.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
My young one of my one of my wife's brothers.
The younger brother graduated from college, needed a job, got
a job, lives up in a couple hours away now
and he's working. He's doing good. But initially what happened
was he wasn't making a lot of money.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
So Haley offered to let him have our YouTube TV subscription,
like he could be a part of Sure.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
So if you have well, if you have YouTube.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
TV's share pay but let me explain.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Do you go to contact Google?

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Made the list?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Made the list.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
So if you have YouTube tv, you could add six
up to six people on your subscription.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
So you can have six No, it's not six devices.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Write it down, get the pen.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
It's not six devices.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
I could stream up to like five devices at a time,
but you could add like six people to your stream.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
So I have like me, my wife, doesn't make sense
that many people doing then.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Look into it. I'm telling you, no, it's not I'm
telling you I've done it.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Like I know you can do it. But I would
imagine YouTube doesn't didn't design their model this way.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
It's Google, but they did because you could add Google
users to your account.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
I'm telling you you can't. I've done it. My buddy
Jeff was on it, my buddy Kelly's other brother was
on it, my dad was on it.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
At one point, you could do it. I actually did
offer to Emily. She said, no, oh you did. Remember
I said we could split it.

Speaker 7 (34:46):
Oh, I don't remember you wanted, but I like it now.
I thought you were just kept telling me to get
YouTube te No.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I said we could split it, but then you said
you can't. I can't.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
I said, I don't think you watched Potters on it. You
have to get a special package and you said no,
so shaking his head, do you remember that?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
So so he was on it initially, and uh, it
was free, and I.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Was fine with that. Oh no, you didn't split it.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
I was okay with it because my wife offered it
without asking me, so so I kinda had I kind
of had no choice. So she offered it without asking me.
And this was like a year ago, you know, and
everything was going fine. I let him watch the NFL
and they ticket on it. It's a nice thing to do.
It's for a hundred bucks, but whatever. And then recently though,

(35:33):
I was told he's making good money, he's doing he's
doing things. He's gonna have his own he's gonna have
his own accounts down, all this stuff. And I'm like,
that's great, big boy, that's great. But when you go
on to your YouTube TV account, you see the people
that could be signed in or out. So it says,
you know, Tyler Dodd, who's that it's me, It says

(35:55):
like my wife, and then it says her younger brother.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
And I'm like, wait a minute, this is odd because
as far as I was concerned, he didn't need it
anymore because he was making enough money. But apparently he's
still watching it. So what do you want to do
about it? I mean, so I feel like he's been
getting it this whole time. Why would you not continue

(36:23):
to do that?

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Because I feel like it's nothing for you.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
It's seventy two dollars a month, so I feel like,
if you're going to watch it, at least give me
thirty bucks a month. And my wife thinks I shouldn't
say anything now because he's had it for this long,
and if I said something, it's going to be awkward.
Well yeah, well of course.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
But if you're making good enough money now, I think
it's only fair get your own or no, he doesn't
get his own, we can split it. We can split
twenty five bucks a month. He went down twenty five bucks.
Twenty five bucks a month.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I don't want to go that far. I don't want
to go that far. And I think I feel like
I should be able to shoot a text saying, hey,
are you still using the YouTube TV? Like asim, I
don't know what's going on? How can you tell that tone?
Are you still high? And then if he says, oh yeah,
I'll be like, Okay, that's cool. What do you think

(37:22):
about twenty twenty five bucks a month towards it? But
he's tight? I mean, you just bought an eminem hoodie
for seventy five bucks? Is the ridiculous thing I've ever
seen in my life.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Yeah, this is a whole payment for YouTube TV?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
What about that? What about that? What about that? Money's tight?
You're complaining about a tip Haley left the other day
thirty six percent? Was she out of her mind? But
you can buy whatever you want. I don't buy whatever
I want. Just bought goofy eminem hoodie. I was very
hyped up. Do I regret it a little bit?

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I do, thank you, but I don't think I can
cancel at this point. Wo Haley call you out and
be like, what are you doing with buying this stuff?
You know what? I think? I work hard enough and.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
You criticize everything she does. Yeah, but now we're giving
out money. Give you get for you Tobe.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, when he didn't have the money, now he has
the money.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
And any I can't remember who this was, but we
had this friend who the same kind of thing. Wasn't
making much money, so he was on his parents' Amazon account,
and then all of a sudden he started making good money.
And I believe you and I both said to said,
I can't who was this guy? I said, Oh my gosh,
you're now making good money. Shouldn't you get off mommy and.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Daddy and Amaza?

Speaker 5 (38:38):
I believe we said that to his friend.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
He was he was on mommy's Amazon par Here's what
happened with that.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Oh yeah, my mom got tired of having me on
the account, so she kicked me off. So now me
and my wife have her own, well, my wife's but
what I mean, we don't need two separate ones. I mean,
but but yeah, so but but eventually my mom showed
me some tough love, said, hey, time to grow up.
And I feel like we got to tell Hanley's little
brother time to grow up. Twenty five bucks a month, venmo.

(39:11):
But you try to make it last, venmo. Okay, you
try to make it last as long as possible. Don't
you think that's what he's doing? Yeah, but now it's
I just noticed it. I was watching TV the other
day and I.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Went, huh, yeah, of course you noticed it. Yeah. Yeah,
Now let's let's go to the expert in this situation,
the mooch. Emily. Your thoughts on this, Well.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
I don't think he can say anything about it.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Okay, you do it.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Okay, he might.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
Be doing better in money, but is he at your
level with finances level?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
L jackets.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Yeah, I got hype. We've all been hyped before. Over Also,
I don't have a plane. It's still the engines still down.
You still own it, you didn't throw it away. I'm
losing money monthly. Thanks, Ben.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
I think you should just tough it out and just
you're fine, Why deal with this? Why who let him?
Like it's it's not affecting you that much to pay
the extra? Let him have it? Is he doing that?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Well?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
I actually don't agree. Well, listen, I should you have
ever shared passwords? It's eat illegal. But besides that, if
he's doing better, why does he get free TV? Like?
What what are we doing here? I agree with you
know what, at some point it's time to grow up there,

(40:38):
Peter Pan pull pull the bootstraps up and pay your
own way. So, but I don't think it should come
from thor. I think it should come from Haley. If
it's your brother, then you should be the one to
handle it and say, Haley, you gotta got kick this kid.
Should Haley text? I don't think anybody always can get

(41:00):
that high. It's a little little crazy.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Will Haley ask him?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
No? She because my wife.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
When my wife asks her family things, she doesn't have
any tact. So she says things and they come out
completely wrong. Oh like rude, yes, and then she but
she doesn't my angel. She gets your angel. She gets
very uncomfortable and doesn't so it comes off rude. It
comes but she doesn't mean.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
To be rude.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
But the communication for her and with her family is
not great, Like she just gets really uncomfortable and doesn't
know what to say, and then it comes off extremely rude,
like she would say, why are you still using that?

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
You know what I mean? That weird text?

Speaker 6 (41:41):
Nothing, So I don't know. I I this is what
she wants me to just keep it. But I'm like,
come on, we could use that twenty five bucks a buck.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I have to think guess well, then yes, Sky over here,
if you just say ATM to her, she's gonna give
you money. So you would just let this go on forever,
because look at your renters situation. Oh thank you when
you will refuse her raise the rent on these renters
want this guy.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
Sky owns a place in Claremont where she could probably
charge forty five hundred a month and make double and
pay easily pay a mortgage, plus make another thousand bucks
a month off of it. And she's charging so little
that she's still paying some of the mortgage's paying wage.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yes, she's out of her mind. I don't get it
like it like disappoints me. So if a family member
was doing this, you ain't saying nothing.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
No.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
If I here's the difference.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
What's the difference, cutie?

Speaker 5 (42:39):
If I feel the family member needs the break and
can't afford it, like my Claremont. I don't know, Claremont
renters with medical issues. You have medical issues, it does
I may? Hey, so like if if he if he
really isn't making a ton of money and even though

(43:01):
he has to do it, okay, well he may have
a better job, but I okay, really I need to know.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
So you're right, I would probably still cover it for
a while.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
But if you're rolling in it and you're starting to
take like big old vacations.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
And buy by.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Fancy new cars, then yea by seventy five dollars hoodies.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Oh so there's been a long running, continuous joke that
Emily somehow seems to see me do quite often. I
have a hard time m hmm, this is hard for
me to exactly. Oh yeah, I have a hard time

(43:44):
opening bags of things. What a very hard Oh look
at you over here. The hulk is able to rip
open bags, and.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
I feel like the smaller the bag, the more difficult culted.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Wouldn't that makes sense? Didn't you have a hard time
with like this little tiny cereal too?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
We can never forget.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
We'll never forget the one time we were in Vegas
and we were doing a lot broadcast and they have
little Continental breakfast.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Offered and Eddie got the box of you need to
lash out. Eddie got the box of the rice.

Speaker 7 (44:17):
Crispies, and he was trying to open it, struggled for
like five minutes, and I was watching him, and then
finally he gets it open.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
It splits in half, and Rice Krispies everywhere everywhere.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
It was hard to get in, and it finally ripped,
and every other radio show big Boy was laughing at us.
Oh yeah, yeah, bags of chips, bags of cereal, bags.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Of anything, remember the straw and macre Son.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
That's different. Oh you you you're good with sticking things
into things?

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Wait what?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I definitely yeah. So I have a hard time ripping
open bags. Sorry, But then I see other people do
it very easily, yeah, and I go, huh huh, what's
their trick? Missing you? Well, this became an entire thread,
a thread of things that seem easy for others but
are difficult for you, Like for what would be that

(45:14):
for you? That's what's tough for you that everybody seems
to have an easy time with. That's a great question.
I can name several things right now. If you're having
a hard time coming up with what's give me one
talking talk coming up with right words? Yeah, me and my.

Speaker 6 (45:29):
Wife were talking about something yesterday. I have talking about
something kind of vocabulary.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
He's on the radio.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
It's wild and I was trying. I was like, what's
that word?

Speaker 6 (45:39):
And I could couldn't And she says benefit of the doubt,
and I'm like, that's it.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
It's not a word.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
It's not a word either, perfect example what I'm saying.
I don't know what else. I'm pretty good things.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I keep going a lot of things struggle. I don't
know what about you, Sky, What do you struggle with? It? Uh?
Seems easy for others.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
It's brutal because Eddie's really good at this, and it
normally half shut up. It normally happens in front of Eddie.
And that is I cannot remember names and sometimes I
can't even remember faces. I will like introduce myself like high,
nice to meet you, and then we'll walk away and

(46:24):
Eddie will be like, do that so embarrassing we've met
that guy?

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Like yeah, you don't say I never say nice to
meet you. I always say good to see you every time.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Every time I cannot remember names, and like as I
several times, oh you don't remember and like not.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Just met them, like hung out with them, and just
because like a year.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Went by, I can't take you anywhere.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
It embarrasses Eddie all the time.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Just the other day she said to Jamie our phone screener,
she goes, nice to meet you.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Okay, what about you, Emily, what is something that you
struggle with that seems easy for everybody else?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Just this past stop drinking me.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
I mean that's really that's not a thing a minute.
This past baseball season, I ran into this obstacle a
couple different times. It was when I was working the
stack bar and I, for the life of me, could
not figure out proper change, which with cash counting backwards,
Like when they give me a twenty and it's gonna

(47:22):
be let's gonna be like twelve to fifty's that's what
they like was seven fifty it will take I had
to use calculator and.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Like I that was a really easy example, simple bath.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I mean that was simple math like that.

Speaker 7 (47:36):
But then if you go like adding and subtracts and
stuff like in a different way.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
I'm not as bad at it, but for some reason,
making change not good.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
For some reason, because I'm terrible at math. But I'm
saying that because of blackjack. Yeah, all the time they
played blackjack. I can I can do that quick look
at you.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
It's not that impressive, but I.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Would say keeping my composures. Another one, another one, another one.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Hothead here, Okay, again, we can keep going. Yes, this
became a viral thread of things that seem easy for
others but you have a hard time with.

Speaker 9 (48:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Here are the more common answers. Dancing.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Oh that's another one for to ride. I'm not a
great answer, but it's period. Yeah you are, you really are. Sorry.
I enjoy it. I really enjoy yourself, but you're bad
at it. Yeah, but I don't. I don't care nobody's
watching it. You go, girl.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
It another thing that's easy for others but difficult for you.
Automatically knowing you're left from your right. Lots of people
have to do the hand trick or look at their
fingers to automatically know, hey, you couldn't make change. Girls
making small talk, opening a beer bottle, opening a beer bottle,

(48:58):
without an opener.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
That I struggle with that. And when I see people
like flick it with their ring, I'm always like, are
you a god with a lighter? Yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I could probably make it up with a beer bottles
just anything.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Your giant thumps your lowers, I don't.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Really, Eddie.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Sky, I'm sorry, Lowers, I don't know, stupid, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Okay, things that's easy, other difficult for you. Flirting A
lot of people say flirting chopsticks brought up many times.
Parking straight and finally knowing how to smile normally in
a plot.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
I remember the beginning with Thor was like really having
a hard time coming up named about seventeen and your
new smile is creepy dude, And now it's time for
Bombed at the Beach. Yeah, that's how it works. Zeth
goes down to the different bars. He looks for the
drunkest people, which would have been me and Emily last Friday.

(50:06):
He looks for the drunkest people, and then he asked
them some trivia questions and then we try to figure
out if they're gonna get the question right or wrong
based on how drunk they are. That's how the game works.
You get to play along with us. You get to
pick which show member you want to play for you.
If we win for you, we're gonna win you a
four pack of tickets to the Circus. Circus Vargas is back, Yes,

(50:29):
it is back. It's going on right now through March
thirty first, So you don't want to miss out on
Circus Vargas, which I believe is right there in Mission
value malle it. Yeah, the trucks and everything like that.
It's kind of crazy fun. It is fun.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
It is.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
It's a cute time.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Hey, kids are on spring break, a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Oh yeah, perfect, four pack of tickets to the circus.
What's going on here? All right, let's get our first player.
Let's go to P one, Dustin. Dustin, you get first
pick between myself, Emily, Sky and Thor. Let's go with Thor.
You're gonna go with a interesting Okay, hang on the line.
Let's go to pee one, Natasha. Natasha, you get to

(51:07):
choose between myself, Sky and Emily. Eddie always kills it,
so I gotta go with Eddie. That that's a great choice.
Nat Love. All right, Let's go to pe one, Sarah. Sarah,
you get to choose between Sky and Emily. All right,

(51:28):
that means P one Freddy p that Sky will be
playing for you. Don't get it confused.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
It's Freddy Py like Freddy Yeah, yeah, Freddy j don't
even get me started on him.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Don't want him, I don't like him. All right, let's
get to here. The first person that Zeth talked to.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
What's your name?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
It's happy hour, I just got off work. And how
much of you any drin like four or five beers?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
The phrase Jim tanned laundry was made famous by What
TV show?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
His name is Lito, Lito, Lito? All right, that's interesting.
The question that Zef asked him is the phrase Jim
tan laundry was made famous by what TV show? Of course,
the incredible Jersey Shore.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Isna know where GTL came from?

Speaker 5 (52:21):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I just don't know, man, Either you know or you don't.
I mean, it is a fifty to fifty shot here.
I'm leaning towards him not knowing. I actually don't feel
like Lido is a Jersey short guy really, so I'm
gonna say he does not know it.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Do you think, Emily, I mean, Lito Guido?

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Do you think he just got really hyped on that song. Yeah,
I'm kind of with you, Eddie. I don't know why,
but I'm getting the vibe that he's not an MTV
viewer for some reason and takes himself a little more
serious than that.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
So I'm going to say, no, he does.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Not know not know it? All right? What do you think? Thor,
I'm surprised by this. I think he knows Okay. I
think he's a Jersey Shore fan. He calls himself, you know, Guido, Yeah,
or he was, he's the unit. Okay. Now I'm saying
he knows it. Okay, so we are split. Emily and

(53:22):
Thor believe that Ledo is going to know where the
phrase Jim tann laundry comes from its Jersey store. Me
and Sky say he is not going to know it.
Let's hear how he answers the real Housewise, okay, the
real house.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Tell you?

Speaker 6 (53:41):
How does that even make sense? Like, how does that
even make sense? He's not the unit. He couldn't called the.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Candle doesn't make any sense?

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Yes, Jersey trying to tell you he does.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Probably.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Let's get to the second question for Ledo.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
How many human years are equal to one dog year.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Oh interesting question. How many human years are equal to
one dog year? The answer is seven? Is Leedo gonna
know that? Emily?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
I don't know what this guy. I don't know what
he knows smart. He definitely doesn't know Jersey Shore. I
don't know why, but for some reason, No, I'm getting crazy.
I was going to have faith in him. Still, I
think he might say something like side of fat. I'm
gonna say. I'm gonna say he gets.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
It wrong, that's it, doesn't know it.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
That was so wild.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Also, don't know what this guy?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Okay, what do you think? Skyh?

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Yeah, I don't think this is very difficult. I think
most people know this. Like I wasn't a dog person
pretty much my whole life, and I still knew this.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
So I'm gonna say, yes, he gets this.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Thor I'm sticking on the Liedo train. I haven't jumped
off yet, and I'm saying that Liedo knows it.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Okay, Okay, lit Deck would have been staying on Aito Deck.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I guess, yeah, okay, all right. Numbers when you're drunk
are tricky. They get a little confusing. But Ledo is
a dog guy. Is a dog guy. He has dogs.
He knows it. So that means Emily, you are out

(55:28):
there on your own. You're the only one that doesn't
believe Liedo is gonna know that there are seven human
years equal to one dog year. Let's hear how Aledo
answers seven don't know? Maybe you should hate yourself. Now

(55:52):
you're back in, Now you're back here. Okay, all right,
let's get to the final question for Liedo.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
What president appears on the half dollar coin?

Speaker 1 (56:02):
What president appears on the half dollar coin? Of course
that is JFK wow jfk.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
In fact, yes, I guess that in my head, and
I was right. I was just really impressed by myself.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
It doesn't really matter how you answered Sky. It matters
what you think Leedo is gonna say. Is he going
to know that or not?

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Oh? This is tough because everything we know about Leedo,
basically everything I've made up in my head about Leedo,
is that he's a very serious, smart man, smart man,
A smart man I believe, yes, smart because he doesn't
watch Jersey Shore because he's housewise. No, because he believes
he's too smart to watch Jersey Shore. I really knows
his presidents. So for some reason, I am going to

(56:43):
say yes, he will get this correct.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Okay, what do you think, Thor? I only doesn't any
chance he gets it? No, no chance.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
Yeah, I mean I just don't see it happening. I
haven't seen a half dollar coin. Saw one of those.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Who's seen that. You know, it's like seeing a two
dollar bill. So I don't think he knows it. Okay,
we except Kennedy, right, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, Okaya, where
are you at it? I don't know what. You just
sound older, and I feel like, you know, maybe he's
been paid before in the fifty.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Perry brought one fry.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Maybe yeah, but man, I don't know. I'm feeling not
that confident in this answer. So I'm gonna say he
does not get it right. What do you think, Emily?

Speaker 7 (57:31):
Wow, I might in fact jump back on the leader train.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Might I might get back on the Leo coming to
a screeching halt.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Hey, I'm gonna try and make a move here. I'm
gonna say it's right.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
He does get it right. Yes, Okay. So that means
that Emily and Sky believe he is going to get
it right. Me and Thor believe he is not going
to know which president appears on the half dollar coin.
The answer we are looking for is JFK. JFK says
that he just says.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
Wow, this guy does he know that?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
That?

Speaker 4 (58:11):
All right?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
All right? Sky? After round one, what are the standings?

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Okay, well, right now, tied for last place, we have
Emily and thorough one point each. Yep. Currently in second place,
we have Eddie with two points and know what happens
the first round?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
The time you do this, you know what happens?

Speaker 5 (58:33):
All three correct, Because she's the smartest human in the world.
We have Scott.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I love it. This is when she chokes. It happens
every time. It happens every time. All right, don't worry.
We have a whole nother round to go. Bombed at
the beach. Round two is coming up with this lady, Hey,
you did.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Is it easier to you took Paine off the ear?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Oh? I don't think that, girl. I don't think this
is a good idea to play.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Oh my god, I'm nervous.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yes. Round two of Palm of the Beaches coming up
next on the show A rock with a five three.
We are in the middle of playing our favorite drinking game,
A Little bomb at the Beach for Circus Vargas tickets.
That is what is on the line sky after round one.
What are these standings?

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Well, right now we have a tie for last place
between Emily and Thor with one point each. Second place
is Eddie with two points, and right now I am
in first place with three points.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
You act like this, I'm not Actually you are scores,
Yes you are.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Of course. This is a game where Zeth goes down
to the bars. He looks for the drunkest people. He
asked them some trivia questions and we try to guess
whether they're going to get the question right or wrong.
So let's hear the second person that Zeth talked to, Vanessa.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Well, you at the book March Madness, just having drinks?

Speaker 2 (59:50):
And how much did you have a drink tonight?

Speaker 4 (59:52):
I wasn't really counting, but are real? Four or five.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
State is referred to as the lone star.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
State, Zeth. Why does she sound so muffled?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
So Vanessa was a bit of a gremlin.

Speaker 10 (01:00:09):
Eddy, So so I use like a little bluetooth microphone
so people don't spit and breathe all over my phone.
That's good, yea smart The guest parts are always filmed
on an extra microphone and minor film on my phone.
So Vanessa decided to take the microphone stick it in
her coleviage are emanating live from her movie like.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
At any moment she's going the job head, babe, give
me a cigarette.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Well, the question so good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
The question that Zeth asked Vanessa is what state is
referred to as the lone Star state we are looking
for Texas? Of course, is Vanessa gonna know that door?

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
Oh man, I'm just picture in Vanessa and Emily hanging out,
shared it sharing, and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I remember d Allen, if I would ask you that
that moment, what's your name? You would have thought your
name was Vanessa.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
You're probably right, And I feel like if I would
have asked you, you would have You're right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
I'm not going to argue that. Sorry, I think I'm hammered.

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
There's no way she's getting anything right. I'm sorry, she's
getting wrong. No chance she's hammered.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Man, she is hammered. But man, this is such an
easy question. I'm going to say, by chance she's just
randomly gonna say this to me, She's going to get
it right. But but this is a shot in the dark.
I don't know what do you think.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
I mean, she is so hammered, but I feel like
she's taking this sort of seriously, like she redo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
She only had four to five.

Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
She's gonna try really harder to nail this question. So
I'm gonna say she gets it right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
She gets right. Okay, what do you think, Skuy?

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Yeah, I kind of feel like she's going to get
it right too. I feel like it's super easy. I
feel like, when you're drunk, there's a couple go to states,
and I feel like Texas is one of them. So
I'm saying, yes, she'll get it right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Well, that means that Thor is the only one that
believes that Vanessa is not going to know what the
lone star state is. The answer we are looking for
is Texas, Texas. That was kind of hard, right, she
did put on a little bit of a Southern Well
she's chewing on a cigarette question. All right, Let's go

(01:02:42):
to the second question for Vanessa.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Animals that only eat meat are not as what?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Oh boy, I'm nervous for this. Oh no, that is
a carnivore. Oh god, is Vanessa going to know that
carnivore is too complicated of a word word? No chance
she gets us right. That's how I'm answering. What do
you think, Emily?

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
Okay, I'm gonna take another chance on Vanessa and say, somehow,
some ways she gets out the word.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Carnivore, she gets right, she gets right.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Okay, Well we accept a slurry version of carnivore. Like
how Emily said, she nailed it, like we knew what
she was saying. You know what I mean, but it
was it was a bit slow, and I remember nailing.
So will we accept a slurry.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Version as long as it's in the spirit of the word.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
Okay, then based on that, I am going to say, yes,
she will get.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
It, does get it right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
All right? What do you think, Thorn? I feel like
she's gonna say Vanessa's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Oh God, that was bad.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
I'm just gonna let that lie right there. It's fine.
I think it's funny. You're given. I don't think she
she's gonna say her own name. That only me because
she's a meat eater. Okay, if she says this, you
win the game. I'm gonna end it. If she says
that exact phrase, you've won.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
The game's currently in last place.

Speaker 11 (01:03:58):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
But what do you think you think he really is
gonna get She's gonna say herself.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
She's gonna say herself.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Okay, So the question is animals that only meat are
known as what the answer we're looking for is carnivore.
Let's hear how she answers carnivore and clear's days.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
And say with her last answer, it's like clear as day,
like she goes to this weird place.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
For her, Emily, maybe right, like she made like take
so seriously that she's almost sober. Yeah, she sobered herself up.
Oh my god. All right, let's get to the third
and final question for Vanessa.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Chuck Ladell is a hall of famer in what sport?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Oh boy, Chuck Ladell is a hall of famer in
what sport? We are looking for the m m A
or UFC will take you the one. Yeah, we'll take
you to one. Is Vanessa gonna know that? Emily?

Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
I don't think that Vanessa is an EMM A girl.
I think that she's still gonna take it seriously. But
I think she's gonna just think it's football or baseball
or hockey.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
So I'm gonna say she gets.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
It wrong, she gets it wrong, all right? What do
you think Sky?

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
I feel like Vanessa spends a lot of time at
the bar, and some fights may have been on when
she's been at the bar. So I'm gonna say, yes,
she will get it correct.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
She does know it, all right? What do you think, dor,
There's no way she gets this. I mean, come on,
I think she's gonna say what.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Sport?

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
I think she gets it wrong like Ronda Rowsey. But
what that again? This is a sport, not a person. Sorry, Okay,
she gets it wrong. Chuck Odell is a hall of
famer of what's sport? Is the question. I don't think
she is going to know it either. I don't think
she's going to get this one right. I think that yeah,
she's going to be all over the place. So Sky,
are you the only one? Yep, you're the only one

(01:05:46):
to believes she's going to get this one right. So,
Chuckladelle is a hall of famer in what sport? We're
looking for? Either M M A or UFC soccer? Sorry
that is not wow, that.

Speaker 9 (01:05:58):
Is not.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
All right? Sky? What are the final standings?

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Well, still in last place? Unfortunately four with two points.

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
We'll say it, okay, we coach. When Vanessa episode Wendy
was gonna get anything right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Tied for second place, we have Eddie and Emily with
four points, and I have won it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Sure with five points.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
I almost last question.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
If that's correct, That is correct.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Congratulations, Freddy pe Sky got it for you. You enjoyed
the circus takes guy with you. Well, my life for
the next month or so is about to get really insane. So, uh,
you would think this is wrapping up my baseball season

(01:06:52):
as a little league coach. Opposite, so like a fool,
I went out and won our league championship.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
That's the goal. I don't think that's what it was.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
But that being said, I'm also the All Star manager,
and so it's at the basically the same time, and
so when we are now entering our league, you know,
district championship. So the District toc is about to kick
off tomorrow for us, and I'm supposed to be holding

(01:07:23):
all these All Star practices as well as we gear
up for the All Star season. So basically I'm probably
gonna be at the field every day, freak day for
the rest of my life. Feels that way.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
So so it's like between practices games every single day,
hot dogs, and.

Speaker 7 (01:07:45):
It's all in the Mesa. So it's all kind of
farther from your house too, right, so you got to
drive all the way from there.

Speaker 9 (01:07:50):
Just give.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Any regret on h I mean, I guess there can't
be regret in winning. So accepting All Stars, well, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
This is it for me, you know, as far as
Little League goes. And so I was trying to do everything,
you know, and soak it all in. Yeah, I mean
they asked me to be the All Star manager. I
wasn't gonna turn it down. And so no, it's just
gonna be a lot. It's a lot, yeah, and it's
a lot of juggling and trying to figure everything out.
You know. Like my other team, team that won the championship,

(01:08:26):
we have to practice too, so I have to have
practices for them too. So it's just a lot. It's
just it's a lot of baseball. And so'll it'll be fine,
it'll work itself out. But it's gonna get crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Okay, this is a stupid question. Nobody in the room
needs to yell at me. I never played. But can
both teams practice together?

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Yeah, you can hold joint practices. But I have four
kids on my team that are on All Stars as well,
So you're kind of doesn't it wouldn't be enough position. Okay,
So it's a little bit trickier as far as that goes.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
I really thought I was going to get yelled at
for that question.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
I've done that before.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Oh okay, Okay, I don't know yelled at now.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
I knew he was waiting to yell at me about something. Eventually,
they're going to say something, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
So true.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I have noticed, though, over the course of this season
that I've become wildly superstitious. Yeah, I don't really get
that superstitious when it comes to watching sports. Like Doors
told me before that you know, when it comes to
his giants, he'll get kind of crazy, like he has
to sit in a certain spot and if they're losing,

(01:09:35):
he'll move. The remote has to be in a certain position.
The water, the water glast yea, yeah, the remote.

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
I won't eat eat now because they suck, but like
when they're actually good, which was years ago in.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
One season, haven't eaten since No, I won't eat in
the game. Come on, it's but categorize that under kind
of crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
But by the way, I.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
Think I would under yeah, I have if they're if
they're doing a drive, they have the ball and they're
driving from right to left on the field on the screen,
I will have the remote on the right side and
I have to have my leg pointed at them because
I don't want to give the other team the advantage.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Of your leg and remote.

Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
I don't know that stuff that's sending vibes to the
team and the players on the bolt to change the.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Entire course of the game. Yeah, because you're put in
the position.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
It hasn't worked in the last decade, but I'm hoping
this is the year.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Yeah, no, any thought because I know you're you know,
you really hit a wall about your team and then
everything any thought this year and switching that up or
are we going to stay?

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
So it's a great question, Skuy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
In twenty twenty two member they want a playoff game,
and I thought things were changing, so I did what
I did. At the end of twenty twenty two, it
were the same jersey and everything, and then they lost
forty to nothing to start the season last year, so
it didn't So I don't know what the hell was
going on there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Okay, that's just I feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
It's not me at this point.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
So you can switch finally, Yeah, switched it out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
I want to switch it out. You can't control what
happens with your football.

Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
Tam the New York.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
Yeah, like, I'll watch the like the rangersment the playoffs
last night and they lost, and I was watching it,
and and I get a little not as superstitious, but
like it's too too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
So I start to get like, I don't want to move.
I can't move. I just watch.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Do you have to do that with your eyes?

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:11:20):
I don't want to really blank either, because I don't
want to I don't want to change anything anything.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
I wish I could, you know, say that's crazy. But
then I'm thinking about what I do?

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Are you this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Now I got a little weird. I got a little weird,
to be honest with you, what are you doing? Well?
We went on a real hot run where we won
nine out of our last ten games. Wow, And so
we we did really well. In fact, there might even
be more than that. Now I'm thinking about the tournament.
I don't know, I've lost count. But the one game
that we lost was kind of a weird anomaly, and

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I didn't do some of the things that I was doing,
and so that made me go, wow, that's that confirms it.
I got it. I gotta get in there and start
doing all my stuff. And so it starts with what
I wear.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
Stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Yeah, so you know we we are in our majors.
We wear major League Baseball uniforms, not the baseball pants
for the managers. But I have a jersey, like a
button down jersey that I wear. And so we're the
Blue Jays, and so I have my Blue Jays jersey.
But then I also wear an undershirt underneath it. And

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my undershirt is the same every single time. It is
my Blue Jays practice jersey. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:37):
When the Giants win, I go save socks, underwear, shirt
and pants or shorts for the game. So I'll put
the I'll put the socks, underwear and a separate uh
wash so I know, I know the washy to wash it. Yeah,
I'm allowed to wash it. But by the following Sunday,
I need to know. Okay, these are the separate pile
of These are the.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Box of brief. These are the socks. You gotta be short.
And then once they lose, which is the next game,
so I have to have the same undershirt and I
have to have the same socks. Okay, So those are
must there's no there's no question that those are winners.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
And are these socks that look like the other socks
that you have, but just a certain pair they're different
than the other.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
So are okay white?

Speaker 7 (01:13:23):
So not like yeah white sox, but you have a
certain pair of white socks that look like the other ones.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
But these are the ones that you wore.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
No, these are my coaching socks.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Yeah, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Undershirt, So those are the same no matter what. That's
the that is you know, no negotiation, Okay, I have
to be the same. Then as we are heading to
the field, me and my son, there is a spot
on the road where I say a little prayer.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
What are you saying?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
I have to say my little prayer about the game
everying and it's the same spot every single time.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Like a certain place on the freeway you drive by
that you have.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
It's not quite to the freeway yet it's on on
the way there. Okay, like going to a church, No, no, no,
nothing like that. I just speak to God about.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
The game and what's up with his spot?

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
God?

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
That's who I pray to, and what is up with
this spot?

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
Did it just happen the first time and then it
became okay, So there's nothing special about.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Not at all. It's just a round place. But I
think that's where I did it once and it worked.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
And so now is it a lengthy or is it
just a real quick like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
It's more uh, you know, praying for a good game
for my for my team, and praying for you know,
safety of the players throwing.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
The safety everybody, everybody stays healthy. It would be nice,
but it doesn't matter. It's all about fun.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Something.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Start. Then as I get to the fields, it is
and I have to do the exact same pregame routine
before even warm up. I have to do fill out
my lineup card the exact same way. I have to
get my game balls out the exact same way. Like

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all the things that I get ready before even we
warm up, I have to do it all the exact
same way.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
What if, like you're filling out your game card and
somebody thinks they're being helpful and they're like, oh, I'm
going to get in there and and pull all the
balls out for for Eddie Art.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
That would never happen, okay, would you?

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
But would that like, would you not like lose, Oh
you would you would lose? Okay, okay, so okay.

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
So now or if somebody comes over and asks you
a question and you have to attend to that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
That wouldn't bother me as much because I can still
continue to do what I'm doing, okay, but it wouldn't
throw me that off, all right. What really gets crazy
is during the game. During the game is when I
feel very heightened that I I must do certain things
when certain situations are going on. So when we are

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in the field and my pitcher is pitching, I've noticed
that if I'm not holding the poll to the dugout
as the dugout entrance, we we aren't pitching well. And
if I'm pacing or whatever in the dugout, then we're
not doing well. But if I go over and then
I grab the pole to the dugout entrance, things settle down.

(01:16:26):
We're doing really well.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
When when there whenever there's like a bad call or
an argument, do you like have your hand extended on
the pole.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
There?

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
Like why is coach Eddie holding onto the pole? Why
is he walking on the field it's extended?

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Is he super good on there?

Speaker 7 (01:16:46):
But you are clenching onto that thing for dear life
when that players when the player's pitching.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Yeah, it's normally when there's a dicey situation.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Going then and it makes anything better.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
It turns it around. It's incredible.

Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
But if you're on the other side of the other dugout.
Either way, it has the the door. They're all the door. Yes,
it doesn't matter what even if I'm on a road game. Oh,
usually there's a pool grab on.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
You just see Eddie on the corner holding the stop sign,
because it's.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Like that would make that would have what a ridiculous scene.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
I feel like said something.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
That either it's kind of weird, it's not like around
and then you know, I'm the third base coach as well.
So when I'm out there and we're hitting. Yeah, I've
noticed that if I don't keep my hands behind my back,
things aren't going on. So I can stand there. You know,

(01:17:44):
sometimes I'll have my hands folded. Sometimes I'll just put
them on my hips or just stand normal. Things aren't
going great as soon as I put those hands behind
my back. Oh smash, Why don't you just always have
your hands behind you would think I would, Yeah, I
mean I think I think though that maybe that would
be like overdoing it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
Just yeah, yeah, it makes sense, yes, right right, there's
only so much magic to go around.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
If I need it and I'm going behind.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
That, then you've got it and you'll see this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
And then look at this, things will turn around. Hot dog,
Hot dog, I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
When I used to play, I would and I would
go on like a hitting streak. I would always do
something like tapped the home plate twice before between every pitch,
and it worked. Yeah, and then eventually would stop and
I but it didn't work forever.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
You use it up?

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
Yeah, you know, yeah, I've definitely heard that, huh now,
because you had been mentioning on and off the coin
toss and I thought that was as bad as your
superstition got. I didn't realize that they were all these
other things too.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Yeah, if you're referring to so in tournaments, things like that,
you have to flip before the game to see who
home and who was away. And I again had like
this crazy, incredible streak where I was winning every coin toss.
I probably won at least like nine in a row,
Like it was ridiculous. It's a fifty to fifty shot.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Would you always pick the same side.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
So either I'm picking, which i'm always tails, never fails.
Oh I've heard that, or I would do the reverse
juju and go, oh you call it? Oh, put it
on them and every time what you call wrong. While
the last two tournament games that we played and we
won the championship, I lost the coin toss and I

(01:19:34):
thought it was over. I was like, dude, sorry, sorry, guys.
I cost this the win because I lost the coin
toss because they sort of reversed juju met and had
me call it. And I usually the one who says
something first, but they said, oh, you call it, and
I called it wrong. It's heads both times, and one
time they had like the kid call it. One of

(01:19:57):
the players like his son was standing there, one of
the which his sons. He goes, you call it and
I'm like what, that's not part of the and I
lost it. Wow. And so but we still won the game.
So pintos clearly doesn't matter all the other stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
The poll got to do it all, do it all.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Yeah, So uh yeah, I got a little crazy during
the season, but it all worked. Can't You can't deny
it didn't work.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
So we're going to keep doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Well, yeah, I mean the first tournament game tomorrow. Okay,
so I'll throw all the magic in there and see
what I needed it. No, I can't sprinkle it. Yeah,
you can't recreate magic. I mean, it's pretty clear I
can't recapture magic. You're so serious, said, Well, unfortunately, Thor's wife, Haley,

(01:20:49):
has been sick this week. She came down with like
what cold flu or something like that. Really, yeah, she's
really sick.

Speaker 6 (01:20:57):
Because she usually fights through it and just you know,
Jo she'll say, oh, she's not that bad and stuff
like that, but she's got like she had. She had
one hundred plus fever. She was sweating and cold, sweats
and freezing and hot. That's yeah, body aches, the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Thing. Yeah. So yeah, it's been brutal for me. Excuse me,
this is what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Why do you say for you so Thor with you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Know, most people are okay if your spouse is sick,
to kind of step up and help him out a
little bit. Thor acts like he's being put out, and
then if he does anything, he acts like he's the
caretaker of the year.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
I mean, but nobody enjoys that. But it's a give
and take because you know, one day you're going to be.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Sick with this guy. And then last time I was sick.
How can we forget?

Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
I had a fever, I was miserable, and my wife
left me with nothing, just left to go to work.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
I've also heard several times of her making you soup
and trying to get you different things.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Yeah, making arrangements.

Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
Well, she does it the first day and then by
the second day she's over it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
The empathy, and the empathy is a little while.

Speaker 6 (01:22:04):
Remember when she because she forgot so she asked Emily
to bring me something and Emily said, no.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
So that's kind of what I'm doing. I do. But
you're ridiculous when you take care of But you went
and got heard, you know, some gatorade and stuff like that,
and you act like you've really done something really special.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Peace price right there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Well it was really nice stuff going on.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
You don't have anything going on.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
What you do?

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Sorry, my grandfather just dies. I mean I was out
of sorry, I was out of time. That's stunning. Yeah,
Like he changed the sheets on the bed because he
was sick, and she was sweating through her clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
It was disgusting. I had I went all the way
to Target, and.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
I know I had been to his house and the
Target and is like blocks away, just like he doesn't
have to get like he doesn't have to go like
on a freeway or like annoying through like you do
skyl like.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
It's right there, that's right there Target.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
I got suit of fed, I got from PM, I
got su I got gator right yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
And then I had all the way home and I go, hey,
do you want to go in the guest room? And
she goes giving her the option. Well, yeah, I don't want.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
To get sick, but don't you go in the guest room.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
I can't. My whole sleep will be thrown off.

Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
I don't know how you guys, but I don't sleep
in my bed like if I sleep, and if I sleep,
even on the other side of the bed, it completely
throws me off and I can't sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
So going in the guest room forget about it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
But for someone who's sick, wouldn't the person go in
the guest room from their sleep take priority?

Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
Because when we get into a fight, she goes in
the guest room. I don't go into the guest room.
So most of the time exactly guest room.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
I get that.

Speaker 6 (01:23:53):
I get that if I slammed the door and went
into the guest room, then I'd go into the guest room. Okay,
but the guests was clearly her spot for I go
into it after an apologize.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Okay, okay, that's your apologies.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
So you take the sheets off first room. I had to.

Speaker 6 (01:24:15):
We had the sheets that were on in the guest
room were older sheets, and the dogs and cats have
been in there. So I had to take those sheets
off and then put new sheets on because she didn't
want to sleep in the old sheets.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
Well that makes sense if they're covered in.

Speaker 6 (01:24:28):
So then so then we had to get her into
the guest room and get her comfortable and make her soup.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
You act like.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
The way you got temples.

Speaker 6 (01:24:39):
You just put it in the actually wanted a couple
of noodles, so even easier. I had to heat the
water sky okay, boil it okay, and then and then yeah,
and then I went into our bedroom and the sheets
were disgusting. So I took them all and I folded
them all in like one little bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
All it's like a house man like it was.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
She was she was sweat was everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:25:06):
Okay, so then I put him in the washer and
dryer and wash the sheets. Then she's never ends and
then you know, just never ends. Yeah, and then I yeah.
And then she's in the bedroom with the doors closed
because I don't want to get sick.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
So I get a call on my phone.

Speaker 11 (01:25:27):
Because she said can't talk, and I go, what's up,
what's up? And she goes, hey, you make me toast?
Oh yeah, And I'm like, sure, you got it, honey.
So you know, we don't have our microwaves. We have
a microwaves slash slash air fyer. It's kind of on
the fritz.

Speaker 6 (01:25:47):
So we also have an air fright that's outside because
the air fire that we have that's outside that works
a little smoky, so we leave it. We leave it
outside it now, I got it. It's kind of a pain.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
You don't have a toaster, No, you don't have a
regular toaster. Not enough room on the count two air
fighters because.

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
One's a microwave slash air fryer, but the air fryer
portion of it doesn't really work that well.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
You can air fry toast. Yeah, I don't know. I
don't have one. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Yeah, okay, give away the one that sky give you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
Yeah, you did have one at one point you did
have Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Give me a secondhand airfire.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
Second I had it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
I feel like I could do everything I can do
on that on the oven.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
So yeah, it just takes way more time in the oven.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
Wow, I mean have a toaster.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
So just tots in that air fire it is amazing.
It's nothing like. Everything in the air fier is better
than the micro I've made tots in the oven too.
I'm saying it's better.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
It's better, better than the oven.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Yes, it's Chris it's chrispy Er. It takes like fifteen minut.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
Lists often it's okay, wow, wow, she.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Is digging in on that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
I'm doing Okay, I'm doing fine, what I've got it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Sorry? Oh wow, sour dough toasted in the air fier.
I would never ever think to do that, because you know,
I have a toaster.

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
I get that, but we are you know, we don't
are toast. We have a seven hundred square foot apartment,
so a house, a cabinet, no cabinet, I mean, it's everything.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
We're filled with the brim baby stock full. So I
can't even imagine life without a toaster.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Yeah, that'd be tough.

Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
I do life without a microwave, but life without a toaster.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
I can you walk over to your adu?

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
Well now yeah, well now now now we do Rather.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Than just getting forever, they would like warm up a
bridle in a frying pan, which is so insanity.

Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
Yeah, like if they'd melt something like butter or something,
they'd put it on top of the toaster and put
the toaster down and set it up there.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
It was a bad day when the hubby decided to
put a little glass ramikin of syrup on top of
a toaster and forgot that when the toaster pops up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
That's what I get. That's what I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Okay, just get a microwave.

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
Whatever air fry. Okay, okay, if that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Fry some toast. I gotta go outside on a little patio.

Speaker 5 (01:27:59):
We have and sour dough is what we're doing? Or
did you just sour sour dough?

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Sour dough? Girl?

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
Gotta go outside? Was it raining that day? What's the
problem with step outside of your seven hundred square foot house.

Speaker 6 (01:28:10):
I was a little chilly, A big step outside. The
socks or shoes on, so the deck is a little dirty.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
You know this is your problems on your life.

Speaker 6 (01:28:22):
I know there's a there's a there's a screen door,
all right, unlock it. It's just too much word about
the cats getting out. Okay, I'm always worried about the
cats get I'm always worried about the cat's kid. Well, yeah,
so yeah, I air frar some toast. It's done, and

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then I'm looking for the butter. I'm looking around for
the butter.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Did you check your mouth?

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
Did you eat it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Why would I walk around with butter in my mouth?

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
I was looking for my sunglasses the other day. They
were on top of my head. So I think that
is a legit question, naddie. It could have been an.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
You know how some people keep pens behind their ear
and they forget. Do you think thora here's a stick
the paper? Yeah, don't be an idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Ye'd be stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
Checker pockets for butter pads.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Oh yeah, where your.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Keys they are? But I don't walk around butter, hang
on wallet, keys, cell phone, butter, Okay, leave the house ready.
My cholesterol would be through the room probably.

Speaker 6 (01:29:31):
Yeah, that's why recently and I was looking and no
butter in the fridge. We have a little butter container
because I don't. I don't want to. I want to
be warm, obviously when you're a butter fish. I mean
everyone has sell these butter.

Speaker 7 (01:29:48):
Containers has spreadable top of the line butter.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
You need to be able to spark.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Cold butter.

Speaker 7 (01:29:57):
I will use like like what's it called landa Lakes? Yeah,
me and Eddie is the same expreadable butter.

Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
Look at him looking at us with looking at judging.
That's disgusting. We only have in a pinch, we only
have sticks. Spit, I spit at Do.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
You just take the tub and just spoon it directly?

Speaker 6 (01:30:18):
Because I would never eat that. That's like eating generic
ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
I just go, I just go real butter.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
You can't put a tub behind your ear.

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
That just doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
You your own No, I don't. Actually we didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Want they did. They actually did.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
It did make better ones.

Speaker 6 (01:30:37):
So so I see something in the uh little container
and there's no this is it? And I know that
I thought this was fresh. Recently, my dog jump on
the counter and ate a stick. Oh my god, why
would she leave it on the counter. She knows she

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eats things on the counter. She leaves it on the counter,
And I would leave her alone.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
Doesn't mean you could do stupid things. I hate that.

Speaker 6 (01:31:06):
I hate I hate that you can't cast some money
averagism because they have the.

Speaker 5 (01:31:10):
Flu the flo We'll wait till she feels better, then
you can talk about her. Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
So yeah, so I'm looking around. There's only one stick.
It's in that container because Watson ain't the other stick.
And you know, I take it. I spread it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Think I think I do a good job spreading it
on the sour dough. Good job. I would trust you
more than anybody when when it comes to butter, spreading.

Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
So true, no wasting it. Yeah, you don't think he
puts too much.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
He might go skimp because he wants hettle skippy. He
doesn't want to give it out. My wife doesn't like
too much, doesn't like too little.

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
So I where it is totally in between. So I
give it to her and I say, kiss her on
the forehead.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
Why she's sick.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
I just feel bad, like I'm not more on that
the hair something. I love my wife. She's so sweaty.

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
Any content in the guest room.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Okay, I got the flu shot.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
That's why I'm okay, thank you, Hey, I haven't been
sick she's been sick.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
So it's right, okay, you don't need to dab okay,
you know, and you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Know if I wasn't feeling I wouldn't be here right now.
I'm not like somebody here. I'm not like somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
I really, I don't know why you're looking over here.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Appreciate your hard work.

Speaker 6 (01:32:31):
And then I get a call from the guest room.
It's telling me that the butter tastes like blue cheese,
and did I use a blue cheese knife? Now, we
did have blue cheese earlier in the day, like the
night before. She made a cob salad the night before,
So I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Maybe the dirty knife.

Speaker 6 (01:32:50):
I didn't think I did, though. I just grabbed it
from the counter. Didn't look like there's anything on it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
I grabbed. You don't grab it from the drawer or somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:32:56):
Because because the knife was just sitting on the counter
and it looked clean. Now, I don't turned the lights
on because I don't want to. I want to save electricity.
So I had the lights of the living room, not
the lights in the kitchen on.

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
So I didn't see just a random knife on the counter.
We're going to use it?

Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
Well, I know, no one else has used it. I
know it's just sitting there because she may have used
it to stir coffee or something earlier that nobody used.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Yeah, but it's dry at this point.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Or maybe she used it for some blue cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
We don't know. So I'm like, no, everything's good.

Speaker 6 (01:33:24):
Well, then I get a text a few minutes later
saying that this is rotten butter.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
You idiot? What did you do to me? What do
you mean? I get? I guess butter could go bad.

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
And it's not the bread.

Speaker 6 (01:33:38):
No, it's the butter because the bread, because the bread's fine,
it's fresh. So she saw accorying to Haley, I gave
her like, moldy bad butter.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
How do you not see it?

Speaker 6 (01:33:47):
Again, I didn't turn the light on in the kitchen, dude. Well, also,
it looked fine to me. It was still kind of
in the plastic, so like I kind of just moved
the plastic a little bit and then used it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
That's so good.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
I didn't even know. I didn't know that was a thing.
I felt butter last forever, and I thought, you can
leave butter out. We do both.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
Yeah, yeah, I know, he keeps saying it's a container,
but It's actually called a butter dish, and we have
one and it's on our counter.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
All the time, rectangular one.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
It fits a stick of butter and you put it.

Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
In and it contains the butter. That's that crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
But I mean people knew what I was doing. I
knew what I did. I didn't know what I was
sorry about.

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
It, But I mean, we've never had that happen, neither
of im.

Speaker 6 (01:34:31):
We don't leave it out for months, so I don't
know what she's talking about. So but she swears I
gave a rotten butter.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Did you look at the butter dish and open it
up and turn a light on to see.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
What this h that's a good I did not know
why she believe what happened what you got was somehow
his butter senses were tinkling. Okay, he knew this butter
wasn't good. It goes I'm not going to consume this
because I'm the butter man. Yes I didn't. I'm just
gonna give this butter, this gross butter to my wife. Yes, yes,

(01:35:04):
because I cannot.

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
No no below him.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Yes, yes, I didn't even know. But I'm literally saying
I don't even know butter can go bad, can go bad.
I don't believe you can tell more. But that's that.

Speaker 6 (01:35:18):
This explains why she had really bad heartburn and wasn't feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:35:25):
Thank god I didn't use it, you know, Terry, thank God,
I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
You know, guys, unbelievable. So I walked out this morning,
I checked on her, see how she was doing. She's
still in the guest room. She says she hadn't slept
all night.

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
Why'd you finger close that?

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
I didn't hear it walking around? You know what, we
don't believe trying to who does I get for?

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
Stop?

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
So usually you know, when your loved one, your spouse,
whoever you're with, has an injury or whatever, you know,
you we have to step up and try to take
care of them. Now we heard yesterday Thor didn't do
a great job of that. He was he's like put
out by having to help out his wife Haley at all,

(01:36:13):
and then he fetter rotten butter pose.

Speaker 6 (01:36:17):
It wasn't purpose. You weren't going to waste good butter
on her. I wasn't on purpose. And I don't appreciate
people on Instagram calling me a douche.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
That was me.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
The we try and keep our social media con right.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
You're right, You're right, all right, So you know how
that goes. Now, if you have surgery or something like
that where you're really laid out, then you really got
to amp up your game, right. Oh yeah, it's pretty crazy. Well, Oh,
Nurse Emily had to get in there recently, Robbie shades
her man recently had a surgery and I guess, uh,

(01:36:53):
Nurse Emily didn't didn't go so well.

Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
Yeah, didn't go so well because maybe my patient.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
Was to blame your bedside manner. Excuse me, listen, you're
not the nicest to Robert. Okay, can we just say that.
I mean, I've seen it. It's it's a little rough.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
If the guy orders a cob salad, you rip his
head off, and then you like humiliating him. You're ever
nev a dog piece in the house, so you want
to like embarrass the dogs, shame him. That's what she
does to Robert in front of our friends.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Knows it.

Speaker 7 (01:37:20):
Yeah, wait, I just thought it was odd that he
ordered a cobb salad at a casino at night.

Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
That's all. The whole thing was weird.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
You you have a quick to snap at him. Short fuse,
very short fuse. Yeah, I'm not saying you know that
there wasn't things that have led you to this point.
Thank you over you know, over a decade together with
all the things that have happened. I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:42):
And we're also not saying it doesn't go both ways.
You know, it's not just a well I mean I've
seen times when he's gotten feisty with her.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
I mean I think it goes both ways.

Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
I think it goes both ways.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
I haven't seen it personally, haven't, okay, but I have
seen Emily go off. Yeah, Now what happened with this situation?

Speaker 7 (01:38:06):
So Robert recently had a small little surgery. He had
some like hernia surgery or something down you know, like
in the lower tummy region area.

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
Yeah. Yeah, he has been.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Working out with your legs, man, you gotta be careful.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Always tells me, not your lower back, your legs.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Your legs knows about being active.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Theme.

Speaker 7 (01:38:38):
So he had just like a little surgery that happened recently,
and so I took him to go get the surgery,
waited around for him to be finished.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
I love that you're basically giving your resume right now.

Speaker 7 (01:38:54):
I could be nice and nurturing at times. And I
start out that way.

Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
I really do.

Speaker 7 (01:39:00):
I start out that way. I start out that way.
It's when you.

Speaker 9 (01:39:03):
Know, when you irritate you, then you're when you're rude
and you are acting like a bit of an a
hole to me or snappy then things when I start out,
I start out nice.

Speaker 8 (01:39:13):
Hey.

Speaker 7 (01:39:14):
So I took him and then we end up you know,
I bring him home with me and get him comfortable
and get him settled, and he's fine. It was like
not that big of a surgery where you're completely like
anesthesi and all this other.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Stuff laid up completely like he needs.

Speaker 7 (01:39:28):
To relax and and and take it easy.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
But like he's withered.

Speaker 7 (01:39:32):
He's not like he didn't go under anesthesia or anything
like that, Like they just numb the area, so.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Move a bag of concrete or anything afterwards.

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
I didn't I didn't make because you can't do that.
That's a bad thing to do, especially while that's awful.

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
Yeah, I'm just sure you didn't make him do that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
I wouldn't make him do that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:51):
I was actually having to yell at him to tell
him not yell at him, excuse.

Speaker 3 (01:39:54):
Me, oh, to say, like.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
Stop I'll get you a sandwich, I'll get you what
you need.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Just so used to having to do things on his own,
I mean I do.

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
I'm not. I almost just cussed right now. How dare you?
How dare you? I do all this?

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
I do all this.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
So anyway I get I'll settled. Hey, guys, sorry, I
don't need this.

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
You said it was funny.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
I do do all this stuff, the.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
Stuff we don't need to go through laundry list of
what we do.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Hey, I mean you just did.

Speaker 7 (01:40:23):
But hey, so he's chilling, relaxing on the couch. I
have to go pick our son, read up. Okay, So
I tell Robert I go, so stay put, stop moving
around so much, chill out, don't mess with anything down there,
don't touch the dressing, don't you know, fiddle with stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Just relaxing like he's a kid. I mean, the man's
fifty five years old. You have to tell him that. No, yes, really,
because I could. I could kind of see that boy
just put on cartoons. I left you a bowl of
popcorn when you when you get into the house, do
you go roberts it? Yeah? Does he have the cone
of shame on? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
No, Honestly, that probably would have been helpful.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
I'm not kidding. He goes to get up and you
went stay stay.

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
This isn't all that far off. I got him sattled.
I had found something on TV. I go, you're good
to go. You got your big water cup, you got
your snag. Just chill up.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Dick does he would be all the family. Does he cheer.

Speaker 6 (01:41:32):
You on for doing a good job, for helping him out,
because he's a very big he's a big support job.

Speaker 7 (01:41:38):
Opposite opposite he was. Actually he's actually like acting kind
of annoyed surgery.

Speaker 4 (01:41:42):
Oh, he's actually acting.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
Any anesthesia drugs.

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
Anesthesia, a local a little bit mess with your head.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
I mean they gave they gave gave him, they opened
them up.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
Doesn't give you a sour attitude.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
That's not a side effect.

Speaker 4 (01:41:59):
That's actually it would be opposite. It would be like loopy.

Speaker 6 (01:42:03):
Like but you're probably very unconf with the medicines wearing
off pain.

Speaker 4 (01:42:09):
He's on his ibuprofen eight hundreds. It's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:42:13):
So he's settled. I tell him to stay put laid
out of the law, give him the rules. I'm gonna
be gone for about thirty minutes. I'll be back with
our son. Read see you later, take off, go get
my son, read come back home. Walk in the front
door to Robert not sitting on the couch where I

(01:42:35):
left him. What he's instead in our bathroom freaking out?

Speaker 4 (01:42:42):
Like full panic mode? What he goes, Griffy's, Griffy's come in.

Speaker 7 (01:42:46):
Here, Griffi's come in here. So I go into the
bathroom full panic mode. He has his pants down a
little bit because you know, the hernia is under his tummy,
under his bolly button kind of, and he's got paper
towels and he's holding it to the wound. What because
it's bleeding because he messed with the dressing?

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
Okay that they just did?

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
You say, damn it, Robert, get your create if you
if you order a code red and he does the
code red, then what was the point of the code red?

Speaker 4 (01:43:22):
You said no, No, I said no, I said don't
touch anything.

Speaker 7 (01:43:26):
I said leave it all alone. You're going to go
back for a check up in a couple of days.
And that's when they checked out what they need to
mess with it for?

Speaker 4 (01:43:34):
Who knows?

Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
Did he say like it was itching it her like was.

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
There wanted a new one like it? Or did he
just want to be.

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
Okay, he said.

Speaker 7 (01:43:43):
He said, I think have I have some gaus on
my own, and I was going to switch it out.

Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
It looked like it needed to be.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
That's the last thing I would do is mess with it,
especially if my nurse told me not to.

Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
Your nurse, I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
To disagree, thank you. So that's when cool about it.
Oh No, the guy's panicking. You gotta be kind of
cool about it. So you got to help him out,
and then when it's all over, you give him.

Speaker 7 (01:44:07):
The yeah, it didn't happen. What that didn't happen? I
had the exact direction that I'm giving you guys in this.
I start yelling at him, I start scolding him, saying,
why did.

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
You do this? This is your fault. I told you
not to mess with it. Now, who knows what's gonna happen.
It's gonna get infected. We need to go maybe even
go back to the to the to the surgery.

Speaker 6 (01:44:31):
So you start making it worse. Yeah, because you start
with but when you say things like we may need
to go back to the surgery center, that's not going
to calm the situation.

Speaker 4 (01:44:41):
Care it's the truth. Oh, he completely messed with it.
Who knows that the stitches are even still on there?
Oh my god, Emily, blood everywhere?

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
But I got to figure.

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
Out how disinfected?

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
Can you be a little sweet about it?

Speaker 8 (01:44:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Oh, okay, which bathroom? Did he do this in the
new one?

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
God, no, what would you do have done if it
was in the new one? Bod over the tub to No,
don't worry. He's got the bounty paper towels, the picker up.
He heard that, He's good. Do you put that on
his open seems really paper towels.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
Here's the deal. Nothing should have gone in his open wound.
It was already covered with gauze. So who knows what's
gonna happen?

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
Okay, well, I think he's finding said right now from infection.

Speaker 6 (01:45:26):
Fel like, deep down, Emily's like not that he does
not anything to happen. But if he gets like an infection,
She'll be like, that's what she gets.

Speaker 7 (01:45:35):
It's something the antibiotics can clear up. Maybe it's a
good lesson.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
A good lesson.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Dude, God, you're a monster.

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
You're a monster, So mess with that, I told him.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
So. We get a lot of questions from time to
time that you know we discuss here on the show.
I'm not sure we've ever gotten a question. Am I
a stalker? I don't think that question has ever popped
up before.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
I feel like if you have to ask, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
I'm not really sure. Okay, I guess this has to
do with this p one and it has to do
with a chance encounter. Oh, it sounds like something out
of a rom com or a horror movie. I'm not
really sure what.

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
Yeah, I wanta go serendipity, but you said this horror movie.

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
Oh we'll see Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
This email says, hey, show, I got a question for
you guys to talk about. I told my friends what happened,
and they're calling me a stalker. I don't think what
I did was that bad, she said, would love to
hear what you guys think about this. I was at
Target the other day and I was like in line
behind a super cute guy. He smiled at me and

(01:46:43):
we made solid eye contact. It made me nervous and
shy to talk to him, but I really wanted to.

Speaker 9 (01:46:50):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
When he took out his card to pay, I noticed
he had an unusual first name. I thought that I
saw his last name too, so it kind of stuck
with me, so I just decided to look it up
on social media and bam, there he was. I decided
to send him a DM and say hi and let
him know that I thought he was cute. When I

(01:47:11):
told my friends about it, they said, I'm gonna look
nuts that the guy is probably gonna think I'm a stalker. Now,
I really wasn't trying to be, but there was no
other way I'd ever run into this guy ever again,
So I thought it could be a cute story if
we ever get together. I don't know, what do you
guys think? From P one Natasha Wow, wow, Oh my god,

(01:47:34):
that's pretty extreme. Yeah, that's a little tricky. I don't
know what do we think. As soon as she said
I thought it would be a cute story if we
ever got together, immediately thought of Emily. Yes, Emily, your
thoughts on this? Is this a cute way to meet
or is this a stalker?

Speaker 4 (01:47:49):
I think Natasha is a little cutie.

Speaker 7 (01:47:52):
Oh that's immediately before you said that, that's what I'm thinking.
I'm it was totally going there, going this is a
cute way to meet, Like, this is a cute story
for the future. I feel like you have nothing to lose.
He's either gonna think it's cute or is going to
think that your psychopath. But why not throw it out there.
What's the worst that you could do? Not respond to
you and think you're a psycho? Or he goes, that's
really funny. That's actually cool that you looked me up.

(01:48:14):
You know that you went through all these lengths to
reach out to me.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
How do you like notice a credit card name? Though?
That's you really got to be like kind of looking
for something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
Yeah, I agree with you, but I feel like I
do the same thing. If it was if I hit
it off with this guy. I'm standing there, I'm a
bit stockery. I feel like, so I totally do this.

Speaker 6 (01:48:34):
I heard you used to drive around the neighborhood of
your ex boyfriends and look for him to come outside.

Speaker 7 (01:48:39):
Yeah, it wasn't multiple ex boyfriends was one. Thank you
very much, and I'm sorry. I just I did drive
down his alley a couple of times to Stevie, what
happen to be in his front yard?

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
And what were you going to do?

Speaker 4 (01:48:51):
I don't know why? Why am I in your alley?
It wasn't even like I was on about the maze,
like driving by you know what I mean, Alley, Yeah,
I just love allis. It was an alli PB that
was like out of the way, like it wasn't in
the heart of it was like closer to the freeway.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
He's really psychotic, he really was. I get it. I
get it. So thor you know you were single, guy,
this is you know what happened. You do have an
unusual spelling of your name. So maybe somebody could have
seen it and hit you up. Hey saw you in
line at Target. Maybe she's cute. Would you think it's weird?

Speaker 6 (01:49:27):
Guys can't do this. Girls can do this. That's very
that's the double standard. If I did this to a girl,
she would think I'm a nut job and.

Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
It sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
It's not fair.

Speaker 6 (01:49:39):
But if a girl does this, I immediately go It all
depends how hot she is. Also, it also depends on
how well I haven't been late. Wait a minute, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
If I if.

Speaker 6 (01:49:49):
I haven't been laid in like in a few months,
well then adorable. Oh this is great.

Speaker 4 (01:49:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:49:57):
And if she's hot, wow, hell yeah, we're going out tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
But if this gets a little creepy and weird, don't
you go.

Speaker 6 (01:50:08):
So my remember when I did the whole campaign for
Great Again, I was fat. I was trying to be
fat fit. My wife tagged me in a post. It
was her and her dog, Buster doing push ups. She
tagged me in.

Speaker 5 (01:50:23):
The post was next time.

Speaker 3 (01:50:30):
I would love to see that.

Speaker 6 (01:50:31):
So yeah, so Buster was and and I thought she
was cute, so I followed her and then we randomly
started talking. But she kind of she first she opened
that door, but she hot, so I was okay with it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:46):
It was a little bit easier to find you, you know,
being that you are on the radio and you know.

Speaker 6 (01:50:51):
Things like that. IM her first though. It wasn't like.

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
Just running into a stranger, you know, at for sure
grocery store or something like that. That's a little no.

Speaker 6 (01:51:01):
It's definitely a risk to do something like this. But
I said, girls could do it, Guys can't. You're right
because one time I was leaving a van's thought I
thought a girl was hot. This is years ago, the
Fons in North Park thirtieth and I thought the girl
is hot, and I didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 (01:51:17):
So I'm like, you know what I'm saying something, and
I pulled the cart, got in the car and drove
to where she was at and hey, you know, and
she was so freaked out by she told me no
and got in her car.

Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
Yeah, she changed her danger. I like, you'd be throwing
me in the backseat of the car. And I was
just like, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:51:34):
But if the opposite happened to me, and I'm bagg
putting groceres a way, some girl comes up and goes, hey,
nice ass, I'd be like, whoa, what's up, Sandra.

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
So when you rolled up in your Saturn and I
did have a siren eye on and and You're like,
what's up? Baby? Yeah? No, like that was that was
off putting for and she just put up her fingers.

Speaker 6 (01:51:51):
Went hey, can I get your number? She went no.
But if the opposite happened to me, I would have said.

Speaker 1 (01:51:57):
Sure, yeah, you got a baby sky. Your thoughts on
this serendipitous encounter, well, I.

Speaker 3 (01:52:04):
Want to love it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:05):
I want to see how I want to say how
cute it is. Yeah, but the reading, like the trying
to peek at the credit card, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
Like, did you give a pin number two while you
were at it?

Speaker 5 (01:52:17):
Like it's one thing if the cashier, like you know,
say it's Thor and the cashier goes, tilhor never heard
that name before, and then you go and then he goes, oh,
it's actually Tyler spelled weird, and you overhear that, and
then you DM based on that that's not as creepy
to me as like spy his credit card. But even

(01:52:39):
with that said, I kind of agree with what Emily said.
What do you got to lose if he thinks you're
a creepbo who cares? You don't really know him, so
I guess, shoot your shot.

Speaker 9 (01:52:47):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
I also think it's it's a double standard that if
I smile at a girl and make eye contact and
it's you know, that's fine, but like the other way,
it's not as good. Like you thinking that it's okay
to reach out to me because I smiled at you
is different than if it's the other way around, Like
if you smile at me in line and I'm like, oh,

(01:53:10):
you try it, and I try to reach out to you.
As a man, I'm a creeper. I just smiled smile
you sorry? Yeah, And why is that?

Speaker 4 (01:53:19):
But it depends If I'm single and you smile at me,
I'm not going to think you're a creeper. Every time.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
Most of the time, though, you you gotta admit if
a guy reaches out, oh you smiled at me in line,
I thought, I just smiling because I'm being nice.

Speaker 5 (01:53:31):
And you're not sexualize my smile right now, thank you, Okay, okay,
I'm just being friendly.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
So it is interesting that there is a little bit
of a double standard there, and there is some psychopath
vibes here. But if it works out, then great.

Speaker 4 (01:53:46):
A little craziness some more than others, crazy in the head.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
That is true too. I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:53:53):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
Good luck, Natasha. I hope you guys get married.

Speaker 3 (01:53:58):
Wow.