January 21, 2026 • 14 mins
Eddie had another dad moment this week when he had to help his son shave for the first time!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, he had a big life moment in my house yesterday.
It's so weird as my kids getting older and like,
you know, they've got the driving thing going on right now.
And then yesterday my son Jack, who is thirteen years old,
shaved for the first time. Really stop it. Yeah, no, weird, man.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I remember that little guy on my lap going through
a train at the pineapple plantation and he was like
just starting to read for the first time, and he
was reading me all the signs and I was like
blown away. I'm like, this kid's going to be a genius.
But it's like crazy to think that little guy.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Shaving genius sometimes yes, sometimes no, sometimes.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's dope, but a genius guy sometimes you know, become dope.
Well just in certain areas like common sense stuff. No,
but like you know, build a rocket, yes.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You know, so sure. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I was going to say, it's like but of course
they like a of course we're at this time, like
they grow up. But it's like I'm forgetting that with
my fifteen year old son, like yeah, of course this
is going to start happening right now, the eight It's bizarre,
but I still consider him little, my little kid really,
But like I just said we're here already.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
He's tolerant, still tries to breastfeed.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What really, why would you do that? Emily?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's really really super physically not feel good, right you.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Uh do you remember did your dad teach you to
shave or did you he got in there?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It was a scene.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
What do you know about shaving?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, because my face, you know, I started getting that
I have very light Yeah. I don't grow a lot
of fat. Yeah, so it took a while. I was
like sixteen, I think.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Oh, was your hair growing up like? Was it like, sorry,
what your hair color growing up?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Was itways been fair? I've always been really fair, yeah,
because my mom's got really really light hair, thin, very thin,
and uh, my dad brings me into the bathroom and
and it's it's like very everything is old school. My
dad still uses the same like razor handle that he
used in the seventies. I'm not to know the actual
(02:09):
same one.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
My dad was like a disposable thing. So he's like
a single blade guy, he is. Yeah, so that's what
he taught me with.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Did he use that like shaving cream brush thing?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
He was an old school Uh, small bottles all over
his face and then he did it. But I have
very sensitive skin, so I always hated shaving, especially on
my neck just breaks out and razor burns disaster. I
hate it. If I can get a laser hair and
(02:42):
move on my face, I would.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
My dad taught me, and I and I was obvious.
Whatever my dad taught me anything, I always argue with him.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What do you again, what do you know about shaving?
I don't, but I know.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I'd be like, he's like, you want to go up?
You want to go against the grain, And I'd be like,
or with the grain? I don't even know. And I
go all right and I do it and he goes, no,
you got Like, I know, Dad, I know how to
do it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
An argument just for shaving.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
We're both in there with our shirts off.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Shit, whoas off?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Why do I get shaving from my shirt? What are
you nuts?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't know what, I don't know how it feels. Yeah,
come on, that's that's coming out r out of your mind.
That's wild. Yeah, I had the opposite. I am Italian
and Mexican, so I've always been a hairy man. Shave
at six pretty much, you know, out of the womb. Yeah,
you know, getting getting after it out of beard. Uh.
And so I've always had facial hair my almost my
(03:37):
whole life. I mean I've I've had some sort of
facial hair since I was nineteen. I think, you know,
the goatee and then it can turns into the beard
all that stuff. But you know, there was the time
obviously I had to learn how to shave and clean
it up and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
The way you describe how your hair grows, I envision
you like the movie the Santa Claus when it gets
to the point where he shaves the beer and then
it just immediately like comes back.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's pretty much how it is. So if you were to.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Fully shaved, like clean shave, if if you decide that's
my style, how low like would you have to do
that every single day? If I was going to stay
clean or like every other day, Like how my.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Dad's like that, he has to shave every day. Every
Dad has a shave every day because otherwise and then
it looks weird because dad never had facial hair.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Really, I would have like the five o'clock shadow the
next day.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, no way, wow, Yeah, So I understand you keeping
facial hair going.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh yeah, it's just.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And like those hairs are so thick and coarse on
men's faces. It's like that always makes me cringe, Like
I would feel like I would break out and get
so many bumps, Like the razor burn would be so
real having to do that.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It suck for me. Eventually, your your skin just sort
of gets used to it, and it's just like, you
know what this is, this is how it is, you know.
And so I usually don't have razor burn very often
unless I use like a dull razor.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I've tried three blades, four blades, five blades, one blade.
I've tried sensitive skin stuff, skin stuff just nothing works,
nothing works, very sensitive man.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, So I was pretty younger when I had to shave.
I don't remember what age it was. But my dad,
my dad didn't show me much, like he was never
the guy that wanted to really teach me things. Like
my dad knows how to work on cars, he knows
how to he's a very good handyman. He does all
these things, and he never like showed me how to
(05:36):
do any of that stuff. You know. Now, granted I
probably was a brat and was like, you know, uh,
not wanting to do any of that stuff. And so
I never really showed a lot of interest in you know,
changing in oil or anything like that. I was too busy,
you know, probably playing Dungeons and Dragons or something like that,
and so, you know, I just didn't get caught a
lot of things. And so I remember, I don't think
(05:58):
he ever really showed me how to shave. I had
to like figure it out on my own really, which
is bizarre.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Especially like pre internet too, because kids learn so much
from like you two, but before the internet, Like, how
would you teach yourself to shape?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I don't know. You just go for it. You just
figure it out, yeah, you know, and so I kind
of just did. Yeah, and so uh yeah, my son
has been you know, having this kind of upper lip
thing for a while now that we've been seeing you know. Look,
you know, I always say, dude, you've been drinking chocolate milk.
What's going on? That's my big joke. No, he's annoyed
(06:31):
by it. He's annoyed by it because you know, when
you're that age, you're embarrassed by certain things. And I
can tell he doesn't he doesn't really want to deal
with it. But he also doesn't really feel comfortable with it.
And so you know, it's not like he's proud of
his stash because it's one of those ones. It's a
thirteen year old stash that doesn't look good. It's just
sort of this darkness sort of over the lip to.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Grow facial hair.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, it's it's just there. You know, it's there. It
doesn't look.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Good right now.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well I know those early stages like oh yeah, rough, yeah,
it doesn't it doesn't look great.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And so uh there has been talk for a little
while my household about about shaving and what kind of
annoyed me was that Deborah, my wife, tried to get
in there and I'm like, what are you doing? Face? Yeah,
she bought him like a Harry's razor. She bought it
(07:28):
for him like a blade. She didn't ask me what kind,
what does he need? What shaving cream? Didn't ask me anything.
And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It's like it's like, uh, taking my son first first haircut,
Like come on, which dad? That's dad?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And something I don't I didn't get. I've he has
never gone with me to get a haircut, really not.
Once you have the you're telling me every time I go,
I go, you want to go with me to see Joe,
and he's like no, because my wife has trained him.
Because of his acting and modeling stuff, he has to
get his hair done like a certain way I guess,
(08:04):
like a salon, which is annoying. And he has a girl.
Who are you? You're thirteen? Like you shouldn't have a girl?
That's yeah, trust me?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Would Joe be able to.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Should she be able to handle that kind of cut?
What kind of questions that she works? Magic two two
on the sides, three on top? What do I mean?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
This is okay?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
She's incredible.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
What would you What would your wife do with Jack?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'd be dead. He won't do it because he, like,
you know, he's an age where they all wear their
hair long and messy and I hate it. But that's
all what every kid has right now. And so I
beg him to cut his hair short and he won't
do it. I'll show him pictures of when he was like,
you know six, Can I be like, dude, that's a
good looking kid. And he goes, dad, I hate that,
(08:54):
Like that's a no.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I do that legit once a week with my son Rea.
I go because like get out of the shower or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Wild.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, it's so crazy. But he's right now, he's rocking bangs.
That's stupid. That stupid look where they have the big
poof in the front right and when.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It's off of his forehead, look out he hit Like.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That looks so much better. But but we don't get it.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
We don't get it.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah. So when I saw the Deborah had bottom a
razor and all that stuff, I'm like, what are you doing?
I go, do you know how to shave? Like are
you going to show him? Like get out of here?
No way, Like you don't even know what you're doing,
So like stop, Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Know, like cause I'm assuming there's certain parts where you
go down and certain parts you go up and to
the side.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I would have no clue what goes where.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, it's not great, and so there is definitely a
way to do all the different sides of your face,
and so you have to know what you're doing and
so that you know. That kind of bothered me and whatever.
But you know, I've brought it up a few times
like hey, do you want me to show you how
to shave yet? And he was hesitant about it. So
I don't know like what was going on or if
(10:01):
he's just kind of like awkward about it or what's
going on, because I know that Deborah's brought it up
to him a few times too, and he has a
little bit of a different take with her of like, yeah,
you know, I probably should, but then when I bring
it up, He's like, not yet, not yet. So I
don't know what was really happening and what was really
going on. Well, finally, I've talked to a couple of
(10:24):
dad friends who have sons and I said, well, what
do you know, what's what's the deal? What did you do?
And all of them told me, well, we all started
with the electric razer first instead of going straight blade.
And I went, yeah, that makes a lot of sense,
you know, because I mean why we He doesn't need
to go blade. I mean, they're not like this. He
doesn't have a tom Selik mustache, you know. So I
was like, oh, yeah, that would make sense. And I
(10:47):
thought about it and I'm like, you know what, I think.
I have an electric razor in my drawer that I
never I'd never use, the electric razer, so I don't
even know why I have it, but I've had it
and it's it's it's not super old, you know, And
so I was like, huh, maybe I'll give just give
him that, and I've never really used it, so it's
probably like brand new. And so I went looked found
(11:07):
it and I went, there, you go, boom, we have
this electric razer. And so he goes, you know, he
wasn't expecting to go to go electric, and so, you know,
last night, I go, all right, tonight's night, we're gonna
we're gonna shave that caterpillar off your face, like I'm
tired of looking at it. And then I also saw
he had this like one weird patch kind of like
on his jawline, and that was it, and I was like,
(11:28):
that looks that's starting to look weird. Yeah, it's starting
to look weird. Like we gotta get there, we gotta
get rid of that. Yeah. And so I went and
got the electric raser. And his eyes got real big
because he wasn't expecting to go electric razer because we
hadn't talked about it. And I said, I go, trust me, dude,
this will be so much easier. It's so much less
of a hassle. I go, you won't have to do
(11:49):
it that often and you just kind of clean it
up and whatever. He goes, is it gonna hurt? And
I go, and I go, I go. So I turned
it on and I put it on like his top
of his arm where there's no hair you and I go,
feel this, and so he goes, oh, yeah, it doesn't hurt,
and I go, yeah, I go, well, yeah, I mean
it's like, you know, I go, it doesn't hurt at all,
you know, it just sort of tickles almost. And so
(12:12):
I showed him, you know, you kind of do this
thing where you're going to go in circles and whatever,
and I showed him how to take off that weird patch.
And so once that went off, he's like, oh okay,
and I go, now you got to go with stash.
This is where this is the weird part. And so
having to show somebody how to like stick your upper
lip out, you know, to like get it is a
weird thing, you know, you don't think about. And so
(12:35):
he did it and took it off, and he's like, oh, okay,
you know this is cool. And I said, yeah, you
do this like once a week and you'll be fine
if that, you know, if that and that old wives
tale that once you start shaving and start growing booit
faster that's not true. You just get older, yeah, and
then you just get it just grows me. It's just
the way it goes, you know. And so it was
just funny. After he did it, he said, Dad, my
(12:59):
lip is numb. Are you supposed to feel like this?
And I go, well, dude, it's the first time you've
ever shaved, so yeah, it's gonna feel weird a little
bit or whatever. So I went and I got him
some after shave that I had and I put it
on there. He's like birds and I'm like, you'll be fine.
I go, trust me, it will actually feel better afterwards
and whatever. So first shave, Wow, Yeah, it was. It
(13:21):
was a bizarre but kind of cool moment. Yeah, And
I'm just like, I guess this is where we're at now,
I know, very weird.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Did try to go in there when you're in when
mid mid teacher like twisting with shaving cream on her
face and they go like, no.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Blade, yeah, you know this is how it goes, you know, no, no,
but yeah, she she walked by once because I think
she wanted to see what was going on. Yeah, but
she she didn't get in there, thankfully, because I would
have told her to beat it. But this is uh,
this is going to be you and about thirteen years
there thor probably longer.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
It takes a very long time for me to grow
fourteen fifteen. He's huge right now, though soon at a.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Good point, does reach it?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
No, he doesn't. He's got like he's got such fair skin.
He's so blonde that he has like a little bit
of peach fuzz. I think, but I really need to
get in there and take a look.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You need to have this come on. He doesn't know
what he's doing, Okay, whatever,
Well, he had a big life moment in my house yesterday.
It's so weird as my kids getting older and like,
you know, they've got the driving thing going on right now.
And then yesterday my son Jack, who is thirteen years old,
shaved for the first time. Really stop it. Yeah, no, weird, man.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I remember that little guy on my lap going through
a train at the pineapple plantation and he was like
just starting to read for the first time, and he
was reading me all the signs and I was like
blown away. I'm like, this kid's going to be a genius.
But it's like crazy to think that little guy.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Shaving genius sometimes yes, sometimes no, sometimes.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's dope, but a genius guy sometimes you know, become dope.
Well just in certain areas like common sense stuff. No,
but like you know, build a rocket, yes.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You know, so sure. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I was going to say, it's like but of course
they like a of course we're at this time, like
they grow up. But it's like I'm forgetting that with
my fifteen year old son, like yeah, of course this
is going to start happening right now, the eight It's bizarre,
but I still consider him little, my little kid really,
But like I just said we're here already.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
He's tolerant, still tries to breastfeed.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What really, why would you do that? Emily?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's really really super physically not feel good, right you.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Uh do you remember did your dad teach you to
shave or did you he got in there?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It was a scene.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
What do you know about shaving?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, because my face, you know, I started getting that
I have very light Yeah. I don't grow a lot
of fat. Yeah, so it took a while. I was
like sixteen, I think.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Oh, was your hair growing up like? Was it like, sorry,
what your hair color growing up?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Was itways been fair? I've always been really fair, yeah,
because my mom's got really really light hair, thin, very thin,
and uh, my dad brings me into the bathroom and
and it's it's like very everything is old school. My
dad still uses the same like razor handle that he
used in the seventies. I'm not to know the actual
(02:09):
same one.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
My dad was like a disposable thing. So he's like
a single blade guy, he is. Yeah, so that's what
he taught me with.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Did he use that like shaving cream brush thing?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
He was an old school Uh, small bottles all over
his face and then he did it. But I have
very sensitive skin, so I always hated shaving, especially on
my neck just breaks out and razor burns disaster. I
hate it. If I can get a laser hair and
(02:42):
move on my face, I would.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
My dad taught me, and I and I was obvious.
Whatever my dad taught me anything, I always argue with him.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What do you again, what do you know about shaving?
I don't, but I know.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I'd be like, he's like, you want to go up?
You want to go against the grain, And I'd be like,
or with the grain? I don't even know. And I
go all right and I do it and he goes, no,
you got Like, I know, Dad, I know how to
do it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
An argument just for shaving.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
We're both in there with our shirts off.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Shit, whoas off?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Why do I get shaving from my shirt? What are
you nuts?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't know what, I don't know how it feels. Yeah,
come on, that's that's coming out r out of your mind.
That's wild. Yeah, I had the opposite. I am Italian
and Mexican, so I've always been a hairy man. Shave
at six pretty much, you know, out of the womb. Yeah,
you know, getting getting after it out of beard. Uh.
And so I've always had facial hair my almost my
(03:37):
whole life. I mean I've I've had some sort of
facial hair since I was nineteen. I think, you know,
the goatee and then it can turns into the beard
all that stuff. But you know, there was the time
obviously I had to learn how to shave and clean
it up and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
The way you describe how your hair grows, I envision
you like the movie the Santa Claus when it gets
to the point where he shaves the beer and then
it just immediately like comes back.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's pretty much how it is. So if you were to.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Fully shaved, like clean shave, if if you decide that's
my style, how low like would you have to do
that every single day? If I was going to stay
clean or like every other day, Like how my.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Dad's like that, he has to shave every day. Every
Dad has a shave every day because otherwise and then
it looks weird because dad never had facial hair.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Really, I would have like the five o'clock shadow the
next day.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, no way, wow, Yeah, So I understand you keeping
facial hair going.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh yeah, it's just.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And like those hairs are so thick and coarse on
men's faces. It's like that always makes me cringe, Like
I would feel like I would break out and get
so many bumps, Like the razor burn would be so
real having to do that.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It suck for me. Eventually, your your skin just sort
of gets used to it, and it's just like, you
know what this is, this is how it is, you know.
And so I usually don't have razor burn very often
unless I use like a dull razor.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I've tried three blades, four blades, five blades, one blade.
I've tried sensitive skin stuff, skin stuff just nothing works,
nothing works, very sensitive man.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, So I was pretty younger when I had to shave.
I don't remember what age it was. But my dad,
my dad didn't show me much, like he was never
the guy that wanted to really teach me things. Like
my dad knows how to work on cars, he knows
how to he's a very good handyman. He does all
these things, and he never like showed me how to
(05:36):
do any of that stuff. You know. Now, granted I
probably was a brat and was like, you know, uh,
not wanting to do any of that stuff. And so
I never really showed a lot of interest in you know,
changing in oil or anything like that. I was too busy,
you know, probably playing Dungeons and Dragons or something like that,
and so, you know, I just didn't get caught a
lot of things. And so I remember, I don't think
(05:58):
he ever really showed me how to shave. I had
to like figure it out on my own really, which
is bizarre.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Especially like pre internet too, because kids learn so much
from like you two, but before the internet, Like, how
would you teach yourself to shape?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I don't know. You just go for it. You just
figure it out, yeah, you know, and so I kind
of just did. Yeah, and so uh yeah, my son
has been you know, having this kind of upper lip
thing for a while now that we've been seeing you know. Look,
you know, I always say, dude, you've been drinking chocolate milk.
What's going on? That's my big joke. No, he's annoyed
(06:31):
by it. He's annoyed by it because you know, when
you're that age, you're embarrassed by certain things. And I
can tell he doesn't he doesn't really want to deal
with it. But he also doesn't really feel comfortable with it.
And so you know, it's not like he's proud of
his stash because it's one of those ones. It's a
thirteen year old stash that doesn't look good. It's just
sort of this darkness sort of over the lip to.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Grow facial hair.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, it's it's just there. You know, it's there. It
doesn't look.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Good right now.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well I know those early stages like oh yeah, rough, yeah,
it doesn't it doesn't look great.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And so uh there has been talk for a little
while my household about about shaving and what kind of
annoyed me was that Deborah, my wife, tried to get
in there and I'm like, what are you doing? Face? Yeah,
she bought him like a Harry's razor. She bought it
(07:28):
for him like a blade. She didn't ask me what kind,
what does he need? What shaving cream? Didn't ask me anything.
And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It's like it's like, uh, taking my son first first haircut,
Like come on, which dad? That's dad?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And something I don't I didn't get. I've he has
never gone with me to get a haircut, really not.
Once you have the you're telling me every time I go,
I go, you want to go with me to see Joe,
and he's like no, because my wife has trained him.
Because of his acting and modeling stuff, he has to
get his hair done like a certain way I guess,
(08:04):
like a salon, which is annoying. And he has a girl.
Who are you? You're thirteen? Like you shouldn't have a girl?
That's yeah, trust me?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Would Joe be able to.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Should she be able to handle that kind of cut?
What kind of questions that she works? Magic two two
on the sides, three on top? What do I mean?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
This is okay?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
She's incredible.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
What would you What would your wife do with Jack?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'd be dead. He won't do it because he, like,
you know, he's an age where they all wear their
hair long and messy and I hate it. But that's
all what every kid has right now. And so I
beg him to cut his hair short and he won't
do it. I'll show him pictures of when he was like,
you know six, Can I be like, dude, that's a
good looking kid. And he goes, dad, I hate that,
(08:54):
Like that's a no.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I do that legit once a week with my son Rea.
I go because like get out of the shower or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Wild.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, it's so crazy. But he's right now, he's rocking bangs.
That's stupid. That stupid look where they have the big
poof in the front right and when.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
It's off of his forehead, look out he hit Like.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That looks so much better. But but we don't get it.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
We don't get it.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah. So when I saw the Deborah had bottom a
razor and all that stuff, I'm like, what are you doing?
I go, do you know how to shave? Like are
you going to show him? Like get out of here?
No way, Like you don't even know what you're doing,
So like stop, Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Know, like cause I'm assuming there's certain parts where you
go down and certain parts you go up and to
the side.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I would have no clue what goes where.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, it's not great, and so there is definitely a
way to do all the different sides of your face,
and so you have to know what you're doing and
so that you know. That kind of bothered me and whatever.
But you know, I've brought it up a few times
like hey, do you want me to show you how
to shave yet? And he was hesitant about it. So
I don't know like what was going on or if
(10:01):
he's just kind of like awkward about it or what's
going on, because I know that Deborah's brought it up
to him a few times too, and he has a
little bit of a different take with her of like, yeah,
you know, I probably should, but then when I bring
it up, He's like, not yet, not yet. So I
don't know what was really happening and what was really
going on. Well, finally, I've talked to a couple of
(10:24):
dad friends who have sons and I said, well, what
do you know, what's what's the deal? What did you do?
And all of them told me, well, we all started
with the electric razer first instead of going straight blade.
And I went, yeah, that makes a lot of sense,
you know, because I mean why we He doesn't need
to go blade. I mean, they're not like this. He
doesn't have a tom Selik mustache, you know. So I
was like, oh, yeah, that would make sense. And I
(10:47):
thought about it and I'm like, you know what, I think.
I have an electric razor in my drawer that I
never I'd never use, the electric razer, so I don't
even know why I have it, but I've had it
and it's it's it's not super old, you know, And
so I was like, huh, maybe I'll give just give
him that, and I've never really used it, so it's
probably like brand new. And so I went looked found
(11:07):
it and I went, there, you go, boom, we have
this electric razer. And so he goes, you know, he
wasn't expecting to go to go electric, and so, you know,
last night, I go, all right, tonight's night, we're gonna
we're gonna shave that caterpillar off your face, like I'm
tired of looking at it. And then I also saw
he had this like one weird patch kind of like
on his jawline, and that was it, and I was like,
(11:28):
that looks that's starting to look weird. Yeah, it's starting
to look weird. Like we gotta get there, we gotta
get rid of that. Yeah. And so I went and
got the electric raser. And his eyes got real big
because he wasn't expecting to go electric razer because we
hadn't talked about it. And I said, I go, trust me, dude,
this will be so much easier. It's so much less
of a hassle. I go, you won't have to do
(11:49):
it that often and you just kind of clean it
up and whatever. He goes, is it gonna hurt? And
I go, and I go, I go. So I turned
it on and I put it on like his top
of his arm where there's no hair you and I go,
feel this, and so he goes, oh, yeah, it doesn't hurt,
and I go, yeah, I go, well, yeah, I mean
it's like, you know, I go, it doesn't hurt at all,
you know, it just sort of tickles almost. And so
(12:12):
I showed him, you know, you kind of do this
thing where you're going to go in circles and whatever,
and I showed him how to take off that weird patch.
And so once that went off, he's like, oh okay,
and I go, now you got to go with stash.
This is where this is the weird part. And so
having to show somebody how to like stick your upper
lip out, you know, to like get it is a
weird thing, you know, you don't think about. And so
(12:35):
he did it and took it off, and he's like, oh, okay,
you know this is cool. And I said, yeah, you
do this like once a week and you'll be fine
if that, you know, if that and that old wives
tale that once you start shaving and start growing booit
faster that's not true. You just get older, yeah, and
then you just get it just grows me. It's just
the way it goes, you know. And so it was
just funny. After he did it, he said, Dad, my
(12:59):
lip is numb. Are you supposed to feel like this?
And I go, well, dude, it's the first time you've
ever shaved, so yeah, it's gonna feel weird a little
bit or whatever. So I went and I got him
some after shave that I had and I put it
on there. He's like birds and I'm like, you'll be fine.
I go, trust me, it will actually feel better afterwards
and whatever. So first shave, Wow, Yeah, it was. It
(13:21):
was a bizarre but kind of cool moment. Yeah, And
I'm just like, I guess this is where we're at now,
I know, very weird.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Did try to go in there when you're in when
mid mid teacher like twisting with shaving cream on her
face and they go like, no.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Blade, yeah, you know this is how it goes, you know, no, no,
but yeah, she she walked by once because I think
she wanted to see what was going on. Yeah, but
she she didn't get in there, thankfully, because I would
have told her to beat it. But this is uh,
this is going to be you and about thirteen years
there thor probably longer.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
It takes a very long time for me to grow
fourteen fifteen. He's huge right now, though soon at a.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Good point, does reach it?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
No, he doesn't. He's got like he's got such fair skin.
He's so blonde that he has like a little bit
of peach fuzz. I think, but I really need to
get in there and take a look.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You need to have this come on. He doesn't know
what he's doing, Okay, whatever,
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