June 12, 2026 • 17 mins
Yesterday Eddie told us about the bird that his wife saved and today has an update...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, yesterday I was telling you about my wife, snow White,
oh is claiming, you know, she is a bird savor
or whatever. There was a injured baby bird in our
driveway yesterday, and she claims she saved it, that she
found this old nest that I knocked down. She rescued
(00:24):
the bird, put it in this nest, and then put
it in like our tree. And I thought, well, that's
an insane thing to do. First of all, I want
to do that, of course, all that just let nature
take its course. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, White can't do that. Snow White has to love
and help nature.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Okay, that's what she does.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, But I thought using a nest from a bird
that's not its parents is actually disastrous. I mean, I
remember anything I heard. If you like touch the bird,
the MoMA bird will like ignore it or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
They pick up our scent.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah. So I'm thinking to myself, if you're using another
bird's nest, that seems like counterproductive.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Like making it worse.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, I don't know either, because I know people who
have nests in their yards say that birds come all
the time.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Now I don't know, is it the same bird coming
back all the time. Yeah, or I don't know. I
don't know how it works.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, but apparently at my house I'm running an aviary
now because there is an update. Oh said injured bird.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So I get home yesterday and the where the tree
is positioned, it's right by my truck. So I'm like,
I'm gonna see what's going on with this bird? See
what's up? So I look into the nest.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, what do we got?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
No bird?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So immediately go, oh, birds, bird's dead. Nest still there,
nest there?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh, no bird, no bird?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So I got a bird died. I'm assuming or something
ate it. Yeah, or you know, there's done, it's done.
So I go in and aside, I go, oh, debor
you might want to go see what's up? Like your
bird's probably dead.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You didn't put it like that. A little about it,
and she kind of cares about this little thing.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You do.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You have to have good bedside manner, Yes you do,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Hospital, Why not treat it a little bit more gentle?
Just to be nice? Yeah, just to be a nice person.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I mean, I don't think I'm a mean person.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I just you are. The way you're head's up, the way.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're putting it out there is very kind.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Some people are more sensitive to things that you're not sensitive.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
But sorry, okay, don't care.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Your bird's dead.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
God true, Oh my god, we don't even.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Say it like well she informed me, Oh no, it isn't.
Oh oh no, it isn't your house.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Do we have that for Haley situation?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She knows better. There is not, There is no way
that would ever happen. Okay, no, she says. The first
thing she did when she got up in the morning
is she went to check on said bird, of course,
and she's claiming some wild stuff. Man, she's claiming that
she saw the mama bird, came and brought it food.
(03:07):
All really like a huber Eats situation here.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's what mama birds do. They bring the food to
the nest.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So you're telling me this mama bird somehow found the
bird in this nest nowhere near where it was in
the driveway and is now feeding it. That's really what
we're going with here.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Well, my thought process is mama bird was watching the
whole time, was watching my.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Baby is in the driveway.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And then and then when when snow white you know,
flutters out and helps the baby, she's watching it go
into the tree.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, yeah, sure, yeah, I don't really believe that's such.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, well I.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Do watch a lot of Instagram videos, Oh that will
do it about animals and birds being saved, and like
animals that are abandoned and then a pan or an
animal who's lost their baby being put together, or like
a lot of baby owls for some reason fallout of
nests and they're going they're put back into the Yeah,
(04:12):
this is like my entire Instagram algorithm now, like I
don't even see friends pictures anymore. It's literally all like
farm stuff and people rescuing animals.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
That's weird, But so do you not rescue animals and stuff?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I haven't come across one to rescue, but but I.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Agreciate you know, it would motivate you.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well, where am I going to go?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I mean, am I going to injure animal?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And oh my god, I just start shaking sirrel.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
So so in my mind, that's what I want to
believe that Mama bird was watching the whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Sure, and that's.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
How she knew where her So she claims she saw this, Okay,
and then she claimed she saw it fly away and
go to another tree.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Wow, who mama bird or the baby the injured baby bird?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
The baby.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yes, we're healthy enough, that's why it's not in the
nest or nurse back.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
To health, and we have flown to another tree.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Really, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You might have lost me on this one.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Really because I saw a photo for Eddie of the
bird yesterday. He jacked up, right, he looked jacked up,
and he also looked too young to fly like. He
looked very very young, like I don't. He looked still
like you know when birds, when their friends are so young,
they look like aliens, Like they don't even look like
a bird.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, like they have the weird feathers that still kind
of look like, yeah, like that's what that bird's the
expert sky.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I would like to believe this, but I am not
an expert, so I don't know what age they can
actually fly.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But it is surprising to hear that. It is surprising
to hear.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Me too, but I just went, oh, really you did
huh saw the bird living over there in that tree?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh sure, okay, all right, sounds great.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I congratulates and she's acting like she's you know, doctor
Quinn medicine woman as nursed this bird back to health.
And now I've saved the bird. Everybody's happy. We can
all now move on with our lives. I'm having a
hard time believing this, but I just said, all right, sure,
if you want to say that, I believe you. So
(06:21):
go out through today. Later on that afternoon, had to
go run an errand I walk out my front door
and laying directly in front of my front door, dead bird.
Damn it, there's a dead bird. I mean, what else
bird would it be. I mean, there's a dead bird
(06:42):
right like, laying right there, legs up, and so I
didn't really look at the baby bird. I don't know.
I mean, I'm assuming it's the same bird picture. I mean,
of course I did. Of course I did, because I
immediately took a picture and texted my wife. I said, oh,
I'm cruel. You killed the bird, Eddie. God, that's right,
(07:07):
that's right, the evil queen exactly? Did you give it
an apple?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Don't you do?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I need to see those picture, so I can't wait
to compare the two.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I see the I see the dead bird, and I'm
just like, oh man, here we go. I'm not dealing
with this. No, this is not my problem. You're putting
it in the shoe box now.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Well, as we learned yesterday, you don't even have garden gloves,
So how would you deal with.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
A wild thing?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
One pair of pair like rubber gloves or disposable gloves,
A glove free household over there, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I don't find it wild in the least. I don't
do gardening. Why would I need garden gloves?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Or somebody has some sort of a paragloves, but for
what I don't know? Wild what?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Why? What emergency?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Like a paragloves to clean the toilet?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I mean any sort of oh eddy sort of gloves, Like.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I never used clean toilets?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Well when I do, I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't heard.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I don't stick my arm in the toilet when I
clean a toilet.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
You just gloves all over the place at our house.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
But that doesn't surprise me. Like if you told me
you had gloves everywhere, I'd be like, that makes sense.
If anytime he didn't have gloves, I'd be like, that
makes sense, Like this doesn't. Not that one's better than
the other, but it just makes sense.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, we're different people.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Guy told me. Her guy told me all her servants
had gloves.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Of course, she's like the doctor's office where they have
that box up and you, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Do have one of those in the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
But what yeah, yeah, anytime involved.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That is one of the weirdest things I've ever in
my life.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, yeah, a lot.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And then when you have some sort of random emergency
and you need gloves or whatever surgery, like I don't know,
like I don't know, something's gross and you got to
touch it, or like my daughter is like.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Coloring her hair. We'll just grab those like just you
never know when you come I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Why would I ever, I don't color my head.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I'm just saying you have to do a purple stripe.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
No, yeah, you're doing something crazy with food coloring.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I've just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
No, No, none of these things occur. So I don't
have gloves. I don't have gloves. So I walk out,
see the dead bird, take a picture of it. Textas
to the wife, which.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Is it's tauntingunting.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm just letting her know that her bird is dead
and you need to come take care of this thing,
all right, So I leave and then immediately my phone
starts blowing up, and I know what's going on. I mean,
she's probably going to be really upset and these things. Okay,
I left, so I'm not You're gonna have to figure
(09:46):
this out.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, yeah, bless the body, bless right.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I'm assuming she's asking me questions like how do I
get rid of it? What am I? Where do I
throw it? Do I have a funeral for this thing? Yeah?
I don't know. I'm literally just gonna tell her to
pick it up with something and put it in the
garbage can.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I don't care if the kids, Yeah, whatever, this is
Dev's problem.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
She needs to take care of us. She started it.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
She killed this bird, the kids with it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No traumatizing or she's gonna come up with some cockamamy
story that the bird needed her and it was trying
to get into the house, keeled over asking for help
some stupid I don't know, but that's not what she
texts back. So when I reached my destination, because that's
when I check my phone, what a safe driver, I
(10:35):
hear a lot of wild things. Yes, she lets me
know that that's a different bird.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Wow, I didn't see it coming.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
And that there is a hawk now standing by waiting
to attack or eat this other Do birds eat birds?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Is a bird on birds?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
They take, they'll take like baby birds.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah, okay, so you see crows chasing hawks a lot
because they're trying to your algorithm to.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
No, that's in my backyard. That's in my backyard.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
She says that there is a hawk standing by waiting
to take this bird. It's dead bird. But that's not
her bird?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Is she out there with her with her pistol.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Taking it down dead? So I go just let the
hawk take it. Yes, I don't know, but but no,
she's really upset that this bird is dead, but it's
not her bird. So and she lets me know different beak.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
The beak was very prominent on the bird you showed
us yesterday. It was a bright yellow, prominent beak. I
definitely remember that.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay, this is crazy. That's the baby bird, right, baby bird? Yeah,
then this is.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
The dead one dead bird.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh yeah, that different bird.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's a different bird. It's a different birds.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Exactly exactly the wildly different are you wildly this bird?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
This bird looks like it's been dead for a while.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
But it wasn't because I had been outside.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Maybe, well, maybe someone's sending you a message.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It's like the horse said in the bed, those birds
could be more different.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, yeah, way different.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
There's no baby's got no gloves, can't identify a bird.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
That's the hawk.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
That's that's a bad Take that picture instead of you.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That guy, a huge hawk that's.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Around I live in like crazy air. Yeah okay, Sari park,
Yeah huge hawk. So now I don't know what the
hell is going on in my house. So now you're
telling me birds are just dropping dead left and right
in my house.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
The crow, the hawk is sending you a message?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Is he did the hawk like get pissed because this
other bird was saved or whatever, and then just dropped
that dead bird at my front door and now is
just standing by looking to see what's up, Like, hey,
I killed that thing. I'm the murderer. That's what's going on? Yes?
Is that what I was supposed to believe?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I believe?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, exactly what's happening?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
All right? Well, I don't know what the hell is
going on now now that apparently I got dead birds
left and right all over my house, gone from the
sky dropping dead at my house. Uh, to the point
of where. I don't know if Deborah called the cops
or what's going on. So I was out late last
night and then get home and I'm I'm rushing because
(13:32):
I want to go to sleep. It's like nine thirty.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Oh my gosh, it was really late, as.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I had to be at a All Stars rules meeting
and it went very late. I mean I got home
it was miserable. You don't need to make it worse.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
And you didn't have to go.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
You weren't there, looks like.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
So I get home immediately get into bed, when all
of a sudden, I hear all these sirens going off
and they're right at.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
My house and I'm like, what music I have that issue?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
No, it was nine thirty, so they were a half hour. Okay,
I don't know what the hell's going on, but I'm
just like, this is crazy. And I start to hear
my dog growl. Well, no, it wasn't. They don't my
dog doesn't get bothered by cyrus. Oh really, yeah, I
know something else is up because because my dog doesn't
growl unless there's activity, like if there's a coyote or
(14:24):
something like that, or something in my backyard, my dog
will growl that's the only time. Yes, that's the only way.
So I'm like, this is weird. I mean, it's nine thirty.
I gotta go to bed, so I lay, I lay
my little head down on my pillow.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And Deborah then goes, well, I got to see what's
going on, all right, go ahead. So she gets out
of bed, Yeah, walks out. She's away for like two minutes,
comes back and she goes, uh, there's cops swarming our neighborhood.
She said, there's cop cars up and down our street,
(14:58):
and they are now in the neighbor's backyard. Maybe that's
what I'm thinking. So they're in the neighbor's backyard right now,
and I go, oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
That's scary.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You lay back down and.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Then put my head back down on your field.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Your dog's growling like something's outside the.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Purpose in your backyard.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Well, I don't know that the cops are there. I mean,
your dog knows that cops are.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
There to take care of they're looking for some of
them to go outside and look around and get killed.
Have you not seen every horror movie ever made?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
But you need to check every door. You need to
sit there on some sort.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Of It's like my nighttime routine is I check it
and make sure every door.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Is locked, but I would double check, like if that's
going on, I'm double checking.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And I'm looking in the backyard a little bit, peeking around.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I'm already laying down.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Any definitely going on the next.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Door app guy, you guys are understand it.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, so what does Eddie have to do. She's saving birds,
saving the neighborhoods. She gets up and goes and goes, well,
I'm gonna see what's going on.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
All right, She's like Tommy Lee and Fugitive.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Tell me the jokes. Second, every dog has had half half.
So I went to sleep, no problem. I woke up
this morning. I have no idea what time she came
back to bed, if she would happen to bed.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I think I saw a lump in the bed. But
I don't know Edie.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
We don't even know where Debra is.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I can't, I can't got three stories. I don't know Teddy.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I went to sleep, So I got dead birds, I
got cops all over my house. It's a nightmare. It's crazy,
it's crazy. So hopefully everybody's okay, Oh my godd cops
that when I left this morning.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Your wife wake up.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Probably about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Or okay, I need to know a movie what she
found out. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I'm curious, but I don't know whatever. Oh my god,
I think they would have come a knock on our door, right,
we'd be sitting if there was somebody. Actually, like I got,
I was looking in my backyard. I didn't see no
flashlights or anything, so I don't think they came in
my back.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I mean, your neighborhood is always so quiet, nothing goes on.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
I'd hear something, so to have that many cop carbs swarming,
I'm considered deal.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
That is a big deal. I'll wait for the update.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I go to sleep.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh my god, this morning, though, you're rested
Speaker 1 (17:26):
About that, and I know the rules of the All
Star okay, oh god, yeah,
Well, yesterday I was telling you about my wife, snow White,
oh is claiming, you know, she is a bird savor
or whatever. There was a injured baby bird in our
driveway yesterday, and she claims she saved it, that she
found this old nest that I knocked down. She rescued
(00:24):
the bird, put it in this nest, and then put
it in like our tree. And I thought, well, that's
an insane thing to do. First of all, I want
to do that, of course, all that just let nature
take its course. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, White can't do that. Snow White has to love
and help nature.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Okay, that's what she does.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, But I thought using a nest from a bird
that's not its parents is actually disastrous. I mean, I
remember anything I heard. If you like touch the bird,
the MoMA bird will like ignore it or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
They pick up our scent.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah. So I'm thinking to myself, if you're using another
bird's nest, that seems like counterproductive.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Like making it worse.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, I don't know either, because I know people who
have nests in their yards say that birds come all
the time.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Now I don't know, is it the same bird coming
back all the time. Yeah, or I don't know. I
don't know how it works.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, but apparently at my house I'm running an aviary
now because there is an update. Oh said injured bird.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So I get home yesterday and the where the tree
is positioned, it's right by my truck. So I'm like,
I'm gonna see what's going on with this bird? See
what's up? So I look into the nest.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, what do we got?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
No bird?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So immediately go, oh, birds, bird's dead. Nest still there,
nest there?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh, no bird, no bird?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So I got a bird died. I'm assuming or something
ate it. Yeah, or you know, there's done, it's done.
So I go in and aside, I go, oh, debor
you might want to go see what's up? Like your
bird's probably dead.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You didn't put it like that. A little about it,
and she kind of cares about this little thing.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You do.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You have to have good bedside manner, Yes you do,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Hospital, Why not treat it a little bit more gentle?
Just to be nice? Yeah, just to be a nice person.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I mean, I don't think I'm a mean person.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I just you are. The way you're head's up, the way.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're putting it out there is very kind.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Some people are more sensitive to things that you're not sensitive.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
But sorry, okay, don't care.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Your bird's dead.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
God true, Oh my god, we don't even.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Say it like well she informed me, Oh no, it isn't.
Oh oh no, it isn't your house.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Do we have that for Haley situation?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
She knows better. There is not, There is no way
that would ever happen. Okay, no, she says. The first
thing she did when she got up in the morning
is she went to check on said bird, of course,
and she's claiming some wild stuff. Man, she's claiming that
she saw the mama bird, came and brought it food.
(03:07):
All really like a huber Eats situation here.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's what mama birds do. They bring the food to
the nest.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So you're telling me this mama bird somehow found the
bird in this nest nowhere near where it was in
the driveway and is now feeding it. That's really what
we're going with here.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Well, my thought process is mama bird was watching the
whole time, was watching my.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Baby is in the driveway.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And then and then when when snow white you know,
flutters out and helps the baby, she's watching it go
into the tree.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, yeah, sure, yeah, I don't really believe that's such.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, well I.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Do watch a lot of Instagram videos, Oh that will
do it about animals and birds being saved, and like
animals that are abandoned and then a pan or an
animal who's lost their baby being put together, or like
a lot of baby owls for some reason fallout of
nests and they're going they're put back into the Yeah,
(04:12):
this is like my entire Instagram algorithm now, like I
don't even see friends pictures anymore. It's literally all like
farm stuff and people rescuing animals.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
That's weird, But so do you not rescue animals and stuff?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I haven't come across one to rescue, but but I.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Agreciate you know, it would motivate you.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well, where am I going to go?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I mean, am I going to injure animal?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And oh my god, I just start shaking sirrel.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
So so in my mind, that's what I want to
believe that Mama bird was watching the whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Sure, and that's.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
How she knew where her So she claims she saw this, Okay,
and then she claimed she saw it fly away and
go to another tree.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Wow, who mama bird or the baby the injured baby bird?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
The baby.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yes, we're healthy enough, that's why it's not in the
nest or nurse back.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
To health, and we have flown to another tree.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Really, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
You might have lost me on this one.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Really because I saw a photo for Eddie of the
bird yesterday. He jacked up, right, he looked jacked up,
and he also looked too young to fly like. He
looked very very young, like I don't. He looked still
like you know when birds, when their friends are so young,
they look like aliens, Like they don't even look like
a bird.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, like they have the weird feathers that still kind
of look like, yeah, like that's what that bird's the
expert sky.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I would like to believe this, but I am not
an expert, so I don't know what age they can
actually fly.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But it is surprising to hear that. It is surprising
to hear.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Me too, but I just went, oh, really you did
huh saw the bird living over there in that tree?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh sure, okay, all right, sounds great.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I congratulates and she's acting like she's you know, doctor
Quinn medicine woman as nursed this bird back to health.
And now I've saved the bird. Everybody's happy. We can
all now move on with our lives. I'm having a
hard time believing this, but I just said, all right, sure,
if you want to say that, I believe you. So
(06:21):
go out through today. Later on that afternoon, had to
go run an errand I walk out my front door
and laying directly in front of my front door, dead bird.
Damn it, there's a dead bird. I mean, what else
bird would it be. I mean, there's a dead bird
(06:42):
right like, laying right there, legs up, and so I
didn't really look at the baby bird. I don't know.
I mean, I'm assuming it's the same bird picture. I mean,
of course I did. Of course I did, because I
immediately took a picture and texted my wife. I said, oh,
I'm cruel. You killed the bird, Eddie. God, that's right,
(07:07):
that's right, the evil queen exactly? Did you give it
an apple?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Don't you do?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I need to see those picture, so I can't wait
to compare the two.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I see the I see the dead bird, and I'm
just like, oh man, here we go. I'm not dealing
with this. No, this is not my problem. You're putting
it in the shoe box now.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Well, as we learned yesterday, you don't even have garden gloves,
So how would you deal with.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
A wild thing?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
One pair of pair like rubber gloves or disposable gloves,
A glove free household over there, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I don't find it wild in the least. I don't
do gardening. Why would I need garden gloves?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Or somebody has some sort of a paragloves, but for
what I don't know? Wild what?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Why? What emergency?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Like a paragloves to clean the toilet?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I mean any sort of oh eddy sort of gloves, Like.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I never used clean toilets?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Well when I do, I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't heard.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I don't stick my arm in the toilet when I
clean a toilet.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
You just gloves all over the place at our house.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
But that doesn't surprise me. Like if you told me
you had gloves everywhere, I'd be like, that makes sense.
If anytime he didn't have gloves, I'd be like, that
makes sense, Like this doesn't. Not that one's better than
the other, but it just makes sense.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, we're different people.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Guy told me. Her guy told me all her servants
had gloves.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Of course, she's like the doctor's office where they have
that box up and you, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Do have one of those in the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
But what yeah, yeah, anytime involved.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That is one of the weirdest things I've ever in
my life.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, yeah, a lot.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And then when you have some sort of random emergency
and you need gloves or whatever surgery, like I don't know,
like I don't know, something's gross and you got to
touch it, or like my daughter is like.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Coloring her hair. We'll just grab those like just you
never know when you come I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Why would I ever, I don't color my head.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I'm just saying you have to do a purple stripe.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
No, yeah, you're doing something crazy with food coloring.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I've just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
No, No, none of these things occur. So I don't
have gloves. I don't have gloves. So I walk out,
see the dead bird, take a picture of it. Textas
to the wife, which.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Is it's tauntingunting.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm just letting her know that her bird is dead
and you need to come take care of this thing,
all right, So I leave and then immediately my phone
starts blowing up, and I know what's going on. I mean,
she's probably going to be really upset and these things. Okay,
I left, so I'm not You're gonna have to figure
(09:46):
this out.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, yeah, bless the body, bless right.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I'm assuming she's asking me questions like how do I
get rid of it? What am I? Where do I
throw it? Do I have a funeral for this thing? Yeah?
I don't know. I'm literally just gonna tell her to
pick it up with something and put it in the
garbage can.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I don't care if the kids, Yeah, whatever, this is
Dev's problem.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
She needs to take care of us. She started it.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
She killed this bird, the kids with it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No traumatizing or she's gonna come up with some cockamamy
story that the bird needed her and it was trying
to get into the house, keeled over asking for help
some stupid I don't know, but that's not what she
texts back. So when I reached my destination, because that's
when I check my phone, what a safe driver, I
(10:35):
hear a lot of wild things. Yes, she lets me
know that that's a different bird.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Wow, I didn't see it coming.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
And that there is a hawk now standing by waiting
to attack or eat this other Do birds eat birds?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Is a bird on birds?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
They take, they'll take like baby birds.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah, okay, so you see crows chasing hawks a lot
because they're trying to your algorithm to.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
No, that's in my backyard. That's in my backyard.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
She says that there is a hawk standing by waiting
to take this bird. It's dead bird. But that's not
her bird?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Is she out there with her with her pistol.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Taking it down dead? So I go just let the
hawk take it. Yes, I don't know, but but no,
she's really upset that this bird is dead, but it's
not her bird. So and she lets me know different beak.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
The beak was very prominent on the bird you showed
us yesterday. It was a bright yellow, prominent beak. I
definitely remember that.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Okay, this is crazy. That's the baby bird, right, baby bird? Yeah,
then this is.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
The dead one dead bird.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh yeah, that different bird.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's a different bird. It's a different birds.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Exactly exactly the wildly different are you wildly this bird?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
This bird looks like it's been dead for a while.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
But it wasn't because I had been outside.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Maybe, well, maybe someone's sending you a message.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It's like the horse said in the bed, those birds
could be more different.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, yeah, way different.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
There's no baby's got no gloves, can't identify a bird.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
That's the hawk.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
That's that's a bad Take that picture instead of you.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That guy, a huge hawk that's.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Around I live in like crazy air. Yeah okay, Sari park,
Yeah huge hawk. So now I don't know what the
hell is going on in my house. So now you're
telling me birds are just dropping dead left and right
in my house.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
The crow, the hawk is sending you a message?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Is he did the hawk like get pissed because this
other bird was saved or whatever, and then just dropped
that dead bird at my front door and now is
just standing by looking to see what's up, Like, hey,
I killed that thing. I'm the murderer. That's what's going on? Yes?
Is that what I was supposed to believe?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I believe?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, exactly what's happening?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
All right? Well, I don't know what the hell is
going on now now that apparently I got dead birds
left and right all over my house, gone from the
sky dropping dead at my house. Uh, to the point
of where. I don't know if Deborah called the cops
or what's going on. So I was out late last
night and then get home and I'm I'm rushing because
(13:32):
I want to go to sleep. It's like nine thirty.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Oh my gosh, it was really late, as.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I had to be at a All Stars rules meeting
and it went very late. I mean I got home
it was miserable. You don't need to make it worse.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
And you didn't have to go.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
You weren't there, looks like.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
So I get home immediately get into bed, when all
of a sudden, I hear all these sirens going off
and they're right at.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
My house and I'm like, what music I have that issue?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
No, it was nine thirty, so they were a half hour. Okay,
I don't know what the hell's going on, but I'm
just like, this is crazy. And I start to hear
my dog growl. Well, no, it wasn't. They don't my
dog doesn't get bothered by cyrus. Oh really, yeah, I
know something else is up because because my dog doesn't
growl unless there's activity, like if there's a coyote or
(14:24):
something like that, or something in my backyard, my dog
will growl that's the only time. Yes, that's the only way.
So I'm like, this is weird. I mean, it's nine thirty.
I gotta go to bed, so I lay, I lay
my little head down on my pillow.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And Deborah then goes, well, I got to see what's
going on, all right, go ahead. So she gets out
of bed, Yeah, walks out. She's away for like two minutes,
comes back and she goes, uh, there's cops swarming our neighborhood.
She said, there's cop cars up and down our street,
(14:58):
and they are now in the neighbor's backyard. Maybe that's
what I'm thinking. So they're in the neighbor's backyard right now,
and I go, oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
That's scary.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You lay back down and.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Then put my head back down on your field.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Your dog's growling like something's outside the.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Purpose in your backyard.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Well, I don't know that the cops are there. I mean,
your dog knows that cops are.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
There to take care of they're looking for some of
them to go outside and look around and get killed.
Have you not seen every horror movie ever made?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
But you need to check every door. You need to
sit there on some sort.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Of It's like my nighttime routine is I check it
and make sure every door.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Is locked, but I would double check, like if that's
going on, I'm double checking.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And I'm looking in the backyard a little bit, peeking around.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I'm already laying down.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Any definitely going on the next.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Door app guy, you guys are understand it.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, so what does Eddie have to do. She's saving birds,
saving the neighborhoods. She gets up and goes and goes, well,
I'm gonna see what's going on.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
All right, She's like Tommy Lee and Fugitive.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Tell me the jokes. Second, every dog has had half half.
So I went to sleep, no problem. I woke up
this morning. I have no idea what time she came
back to bed, if she would happen to bed.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I think I saw a lump in the bed. But
I don't know Edie.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
We don't even know where Debra is.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I can't, I can't got three stories. I don't know Teddy.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I went to sleep, So I got dead birds, I
got cops all over my house. It's a nightmare. It's crazy,
it's crazy. So hopefully everybody's okay, Oh my godd cops
that when I left this morning.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Your wife wake up.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Probably about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Or okay, I need to know a movie what she
found out. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I'm curious, but I don't know whatever. Oh my god,
I think they would have come a knock on our door, right,
we'd be sitting if there was somebody. Actually, like I got,
I was looking in my backyard. I didn't see no
flashlights or anything, so I don't think they came in
my back.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I mean, your neighborhood is always so quiet, nothing goes on.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
I'd hear something, so to have that many cop carbs swarming,
I'm considered deal.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
That is a big deal. I'll wait for the update.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I go to sleep.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh my god, this morning, though, you're rested
Speaker 1 (17:26):
About that, and I know the rules of the All
Star okay, oh god, yeah,
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