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June 3, 2026 12 mins

Emily is known to make things awkward (not as awkward as Sky though...) and she did exactly that on a recent trip with her new dermatologist...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So if you were listening earlier, you heard the slew
of medical issues that Emily is going through right now.
Bodies just falling apart.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
It really is. It really is.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Neck issues, ankle issues, foot issues, I mean.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
All over the place.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's a nightmare back.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, everything.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
When you got to carry the family, thank you for
saying we hit a certain things start going.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
It's very true. It is true. It's not fun.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
No, it's not fun.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
So you know you've been going to these different doctor's
appointments and things like that. Well, I guess something happened
recently out a doctor's appointment that is wildly.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Embarrassing, really bad, Eddie, really really bad.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
So I've been trying to, you know, stay on top
of my health. We're all on a health I guess. So.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I just don't like to use the word journey because.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's watchious, obnoxious, it's really rude.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Sorry at me, Sorry, but yeah, we're all we're all
going through it, and I'm trying to stay all on
it and stay with my doctor's appointments. And I recently
had to scheduled appointment at the dermatologist. I know, I'm
trying to work on my adult acne and why I
still get zits like I did when I was in
high school. It's just brutal and like nobody could really

(01:15):
figure it out, like what's going on? So that sucks.
So that's kind of like why I scheduled appointment. But
also while I'm there, I might as well get the
whole body scan of the dermatologist to look over head
to toe, make sure I don't have any skin, look
over my molly molas and stuff like that. So I
scheduled that appointment, and like I had had this one lady.

(01:37):
She was like a nurse practitioner, and she was fine.
I thought she was kind of a bitch to me,
to be honest, I don't really like her attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I agree, it was kind of weird. I don't know
something about her.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Do you agree? Told the appointment with her too, Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
I like to accompany people in their appointments, like my husband.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
No, like because I do the annual.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Check as well.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
So Emily and I were talking about it, and she
was telling me how unhappy she was with her dermatologists
because it was just like a refill of the prescription
and the dermatologist wouldn't give it to her unless she
like came in there physically, and it's like, but I
ran out of my prescription.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
That you gave me. Why won't you refill it? It
was thank you for remembering that Sky.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
It was like the topical solution that I use for
like the bad sits I get, like on my chin,
and I had run out of it and I was
due to see her, and I messaged on the portal
for a refill and she writes back, I won't refill
it until you come see me, and I said, okay,
I understand. As soon as I can get is like
a month and a half out, you're out now, and
so I even so we kind of argued back and forth,

(02:37):
and I had already not liked her demeanor in the past,
and I even sent her a photo of the giant
like underground like cystic acne I had on my chin.
I sent a photo of it. She goes, sorry, I
can't help you until you come in. And so I
was telling Sky about that, I'm sitting here like, really,
it's not like a medication that you ingest. It's like
a topical thing. You can't just schedule my appointment you

(02:58):
could see. So, yeah, I got rid of her and
I decided I wanted to see somebody else at the
same practice. So this was a new person, a new
male dermatologist, which is fine. Like in the past, the
guy that delivered my son, it was a male, So like,
I'm fine seeing anybody, like, I don't have a preference.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Guy the guy, so like it.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Didn't guy got We picked him up with the way
to the hospital.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
I was weird.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
He worked out a better buzz. It was fine the
way dude, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
He seemed like he was qualified and swooped him up.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
So like, I don't really care to have preference over
male of fimal It doesn't bother me either way. Whoever's
like gonna see me the soonest basically.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Anyone wearing a white coat.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Honestly, you've got.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
A stethoscope, that's a bonus extra, that's a farmist.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
But can you look at this thing on my boob?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Honestly, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
So I get this appointment to go see this male dermatologist,
and I go back with the nurse and she gives
me the gown and all this other stuff. You put it,
you know, forward the openings in the back take everything off.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
You can keep your underwear on. So that's where we're at.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
And so then I'm sitting there waiting and then in
walks the doctor, and the doctor walks in the door,
and I'm immediately taking aback.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
This guy is absolutely gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Oh gorgeous, gorgeous like model style, gorgeous, like dark hair,
dark eyes, oh like probably looks like he's in his
like mid thirties, mid to late thirties, like like, it
looks like it's an actor. It's not really shouldn't be
a doctor the set of er or something. Walked in
the door and I didn't see it coming. Okay, wow,

(04:43):
And I'm not, you know, really put together. Neither does
it matter, But like immediately I'm like, this is kind
of weird.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
This guy is so hot.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
You just say you don't care.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't care normally, but because most of them are
that hot, No, none of them look like that.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's why you don't care.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
I mean, you don't need to make about my hair
being up at a bun right now. I don't know
I'm asking that sour looking face. I'm just asking you're
doing that right in front of it. Hey, it actually was,
I think it was. You don't need to do that.
Now the nurse stays in the room the whole time
she's taking notes, and I don't know, maybe that's a
new law that they have to have a male guy,

(05:21):
a male nurse, a male guy, a male doctor. I mean,
do they have to have the stay in the room
or something, so she's in the room the whole time,
which obviously is fine. A three banger, that's not happening.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
We don't need to play that that music a girl.
I'm getting inspected.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
That's how it starts.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
A lot of you guys watch too much stuff on
the internet.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Okay, really a bull side, It's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Okay, sorry.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
So I'm sitting there, got my gown on, wearing a
hot pink thong.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
This is something that doctor appointment underwear. What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I do that every day.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
There's your giant white underwear.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Okay, yeah, what is this night of the club. And
there's no skid parks.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
For the wonder I chose for the day, weirday.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
No thought went into it. Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
So I'm sitting there, hot doctor and he starts looking out,
you know, my face first, and looks at all the
different things and no sun spots there. There's my shoulders,
looks at the mole on my shoulder, all this other stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
We're all good.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Looks at my legs, looks at my feet, looks at
everything like gasp. He didn't gasp when he's on my feet. Okay,
as we discussed earlier, there are eight and a halfs.
They just look bigger than they are because I very
any ankles, thank you very much. And then it's time
to look at my back. And that's what he says, Okay,

(07:09):
go ahead and stand up. So I stand up and
he's sitting in his little like, you know, really really
stool thing that he's.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Sitting on, wheeling around whatever I do. I always have
those weird things. Why can't just get a regular chair out?
I don't know. You got to be able to wiggle around?
I yes, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
So he's sitting on that, and so I'm facing the
nurse who's at the computer, and my back is towards him,
and I'm standing up and I didn't.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I realized I didn't tie the thing right. It's the gown, right.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
It's always like I never know which ties to match up,
and I feel like those are really tricky, and I
didn't tie it correctly.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
So the back was left open a little bit.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Oh so it wasn't really covered, but I mean he's
got to look back there anyway, totally. And that's when,
because he's so good looking, I got a weird vibe,
like like a vibe like now this is kind of uncomfortable,
like this is not the doctor patient vibe. And I
think it was probably me making it on your he
was doing anything, but now weird.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
That he wants his license. Y, you don't you think
he's gonna throw it all away for Emily, for.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
A forty two year old woman with her hair and.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
A butN that hot pink thong.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I might just say, yeah, you think so.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I think I internally like started feeling weird and I'm
not like when I'm awkward and uncomfortable, it just exudes
out of my.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Like you could feel it is like you could feel it,
like it.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Just is an aura I think that I give off possibly,
And that's when I.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Get a little bit nervous and uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
And I can't kind of black out, and I don't
really know what he's saying to me, and that's when
I'm what I think he says is okay, because he's
looking at my back, back, back, going down my back.
Now he's at my lower back, and I think he's saying, okay,
now pull down your underwear. And that's when I get
even more uncomfortable, going, why would I need.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
To do appointment?

Speaker 6 (08:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Why would you ever need to pull down your underwear?

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, maybe, like the tea part of the thong was
blocking some part that he wanted to look at, but
at that point he would just probably move it to
the side.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Yeah, that's what my my dermatologist does.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
She'll just you a giant it's covering from belly button
down to knees, just to get the jaws of life out.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
But she'll just pull the elastic back a little and
just look and then snap it back.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
You have the scene in.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
The Hangover where they're at the doctor's office and there's
that old guy just standing there in his underwear.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
What that Scott? Can you not? But yes?

Speaker 5 (09:36):
But but that's at least what I've always experienced. It's
just a quick little peak and then done just to
make sure there's no Mo Mo Molly's or anything.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Well, so I thought he said, pulled down your underwear.
I pulled my thong down like I'm taking my underwear off.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Stop it. And it's like down like below my butt cheeks. O.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
He goes, well, what are you doing? He goes, oh,
don't do that. Shut up? What stops me?

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Says what basically what I'm doing is inappropriate?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
And like, oh my god, I'm so sorry, and I
pull them up.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
The whole it is the most uncomfortable situation ever. I
made it even more uncomfortable though with this hot doctor
and basically like he was upset at me, kind of
like why did you just do that? And so apparently
I misheard him and he just wanted me to move
it to the side really quick with my own hand.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
You want to give him the full show.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I didn't want to give him the full show.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
I did take off your underwear. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
I mean your cheeks were already exposed, Bro.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
You already exposed. Everything was already exposed. So I mean that's.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Enough.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I don't tan that area. I don't tan that area.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
So I pull them up and he continues the exam
and it's just absolutely uncomfortable the entire rest.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
When you know, I don't I did. Don't think he's
fully engorged.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
At it.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
You don't need to say that.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Well, and you know Emily like she gets hot, her
skin like bright red sweating.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Of course, I'm sweating like I'm sweating to the point
where I think like there was like sweat like sticky.
Down is sticky and there's like a mark on it.
It's like really really bad, dude. So it turns out
I got no skin cancer. Beyond that, Like, do I
go back to this guy?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
You couldn't cancer, but you have a date? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I mean I don't have a date. I'm not single.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Really so, but he's better than that other bitch, the
one the doctor.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
He's already seen everything, seen it all all.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Imagine that guy going home, Yeah, tell his wife, you're
not going to believe this chick was trying to by
going yeah, and she had giant feet.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
He's not going to say that.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Well, that's so I'm trying to.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Recover from that.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
How could you think you over here down?

Speaker 4 (11:55):
And I still stand by it. I think you said
something along those lines, along.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Those Why can you never just admit you were wrong?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Clearly you were take your panties off?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
You did? You just did?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I don't think he said panties.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
By maybe I was dropping your panties.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I had that music from earlier.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Did he ask you, how is the pressure, Oh, that's
that's uncomfortable.

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