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January 22, 2026 15 mins
Everyone but Eddie has voiced their opposition to getting the flu shot but over time they started to crack and we just got our next victim of the shot...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We are now down to just one. I have been
a big proponent of the flu shot for a while.
I used to not get the flu shot because it
kind of made me sick. A couple of times I
did it, oh yeah, and it was not great, and
I was like, oh, I'm done with that. And then
about what two three years ago, my doctor really got

(00:25):
in there and was like, no, get it, trust me,
it's not gonna be that bad. So I was like,
all right, I'll do it. And I was fine. Didn't
get sick out a whole year. Then last year I
was on I was like, let me give that shoot
that thing right in my mouth. Man, you got the
flu shot, never got sick. Third year flu shot, still

(00:47):
haven't been sick. Now come with and you know all
the reports going on right now. I was like, this
is the.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Worst flu season ever. It's a dead lamb. Hospital's packed
with patients.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I walk around just laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
They ain't gonna give me. I'm good, give me bro money, man, money.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I see people with the flu, I walk up to him,
I give him a hug. That's I licked their foreheads. No,
they don't ask for it. But it's fun, man, It's
all good and so I'm sitting here chilling.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
And then Thor obviously he has a new born at home,
and so he was very concerned about, you know, getting
sick like that.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, you're a little a little time. He's very congested
right now? Is he congested or are you just making
up like nasal rints on him? And that your wife
was a little sick. So yeah, get sick last week
and we so, and she was like down for the
count for a couple of days. So, uh, she was

(01:54):
like crying or anything. She was just down for the
count for a couple of days. So we put like
some nasal rints in him and it came have one
nostril and he was crying. No one likes for Yeah happened.
It's quite all right. It's a little body, you know
what I mean. Yeah, he's a baby.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Got the flu shot, you know, and prior to you know,
the baby coming home and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
My wife got the flu shot and ours V and
COVID shot all while she was pregnant. She's still down
for the count. She's got well she's not she's not
sick anymore. But she was sick last week. But because
she got the flu shot, it wasn't as the symptoms
worn't as bad. But she got anything.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
She didn't get the right everything.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
So then my wife told me that I had to
get the flu shot. Yeah, so I did. Yeah, And
have you been sick? You know? I haven't knocked on wood.
I mean, I haven't gone.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Thinking about that person in his house is sick? Does
this guy get sick?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I haven't gone sick. No. Every once in a while,
Every once in a while i'll feel something. You're a
look at my wife and I'll go gland check and then.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
She's not a doctor. She would have no clue. So
she so you're not you haven't been sick. Thank god,
you got that flu shot, Thank god. And then Emily
and Sky over here, we're like walking around basically basically,
you know, asking for death. Really, you know, playing playing

(03:28):
uh Russian roulette, like.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
We're evil and evil over here. Emily is the host monkey.
Usually usually when one of us gets sick is because
of always usually because of.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
This guy's been sick.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
It's usually Emily will come in here from you. Emily
will come in here with COVID. That's something different. I guess, okay,
and then we'll get just making sure Okay, God, calm down.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
So yeah, everybody's been you know, these two, we knew
that they're you know, risking it their lives pretty much.
I'm like, you know, watch the news man. This is
a terrible flu season. So this is the worst.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Though, and every holiday is the busiest travels.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
You're right, but this flu season, honestly, I've never seen
it like this.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I've heard people who got you have gotten this, but
I've heard people in.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Your face and how does that taste?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I've heard that people who've gotten sick this year are
like done, like they're saying, I've been this sick and
for since like COVID like bad bad, and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Deaths and I just look at him, I go, s
got the jamb? What are you doing? Man? The deaths
are are because people didn't get the jamp. It's not great.
You gotta get it, Sky typical to get it, typical
lib what.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
It ain't that big of a deal. I don't understand
people who don't get it. It's good and so family's
over here. You know, she was risking her life and
you know Sky is being you know, typical weirdo anti vaxxer,
and I'm like all right, when you get it, then
don't come crying to me.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't want to hear it. Man, I don't want to.
You're calling out sick, and I can lick those tears
because it wouldn't be affect me at all.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Okay, I mean you've never linked my tears before.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm just saying I could.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't know why I could.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, I'm not going to. That would be weird.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, I agree, especially with that giant tongue.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I get your whole face.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah yeah, well too much.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'd get like her curly hair in my mouth. I
don't want that.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, that's tough when you But she has no makeup on,
so that's not bad.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
I do wear a little yeah freaky today, I mean
it's very light, but yeah, on the pane.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
And then yesterday happened. Yesterday was a game changing. Emily
says she was talking to her sister, the great Anne,
the wonderful, best sister in the world, and I loved
it death.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I yeah, family, all family is great. Wow, shay Bones.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Found out yesterday that Anne's been a fan of mine
for for like twenty years.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I didn't realize. I didn't realize I realize that.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
No.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I mean, I knew that she listened, but I assume
she'd only been listening since you've been on there. I
didn't know she was a fan from back in the day.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
She would like listen to Okay, she would listen to
you guys like I don't know, fifteen.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
But.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
You on a competing show at the time, and.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Your sister would yeah, specifically for me. I don't throw
your name in there. I mean, I know you're on
the show. I know you're on the show. I'm just
saying she was listening specifically for me.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I don't believe anyone ever said that. I heard yesterday
she said listening to.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Us and then family kind of gave me the wink
like it was for you, and I get it. I
get I get it, I get it.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Any Way, that's not true.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Hey, listen, you better watch yourself. Okay you are. You're
on death door right now. Yet with you was talking
to her sister and and got the flu.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Wow, yeah, I know. We should we send her a
basket or something. You don't get the flu shot. This
is what happens. Get these griffist girls over here.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Running around, running around.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Run around, ob acting like they're, you know, the queens
of the city and.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Then on people's lawns watching bands. Yeah, this is what
they do. This is what they do. They go to
coughing parties. You cough at each other? Is the party?
And your point? Lo the same thing, the same things.
Don't say it's not the same. Okay, So what's what's
going on with sissy?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:02):
So I talked to my sissy yesterday on the phone,
and uh, id talked about a couple of other things,
and that's when I call her. She picks up and
she sounds horrific, Like she sounds horrible. I didn't know
she was sick because we hadn't talked this week, and
so I had an no clusion.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I didn't she didn't tell me what nobody told me.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
She was sick. Check it absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
How would you know that I was sickle?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Talk?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
So I talked to her. Shut up.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
So I talked to her, and she sounded like the
worst I've ever heard her sound. And she's not really
a typical like baby when she gets sick. But she
was like, well, I'm not baby when I get sick. Okay,
you stop, And so she said it horrible. She was
quivering in her voice, tears going.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Because she told me, hey, you both you and Scott
just mocked how sick, how bad this flu season was,
and now you're acting like it is. Really she's in tears, hurt.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Her like this, her hair hurt that, she said, everything hurts,
even my hair.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Did she get the jab, she says.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
So then she starts telling me about how bad her
symptoms are. She said, and I just really screwed up.
I get the flu shot every year, and this is
the one year I didn't get.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
An eighties said, this is the one year I completely
forgot to get the flu. She said, sister, you do.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Anything you need to do is you have to get
the flu shots, as I swear. And I had talked
to somebody else late last week, a friend who had
the same symptoms, same everything.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Was like, this is the worst thing ever, the sickest
I've ever been.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
It's crazy, though, because you just mocked. He just mocked.
I mean you did. I could rewind it, You can rewind.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
And so she really got to me these tears.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
So all the times I've said, sitting here, telling you
you guy gets flu shot, nothing.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
To you, Yeah, nothing, but your sister gets.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
The flu tells you, as she's on her deathbed, please
if you could give me one thing, gett But.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
She said why does?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
She sounds like she had no idea what happened. That's
exactly how she said it.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
And she uh uh did she tow to drink water
and get thoroughflow? Is that usually works?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's going to sell her.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's solid dehydrated.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I did tell her to drink lots of water, because
that's huge.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Great, that's huge. You got to be told that unless
you won't do what.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
So I get off the phone with her and I'm
I'm I'm a wreck. I feel so bad for this,
and I start spitting out. My mind starts going. I
start going, why not? Maybe I should just go get
the flu shot. Oh, so I go on CBS's website.
I got an appointment right down the street coming up
in fifteen minutes. I'm sitting in my house book it

(10:59):
go to see yes, get.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
My food shops.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Wow, there it is there, it is.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Look at you, not gonna lie. I feel better than
everybody else.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Remember that it takes like twenty four hours. Then you
get sick for like an hour or two.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh, you don't get sick right away.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I thought it took.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
When it was me, it was usually that night or
like that one time I did it here in studio,
I got sick like like like within the hour, I
was like miserab.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I don't feel sod like twenty four hours to the
to the te I was out down for the count.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
He's just obviously I know you should drive like he
was Tiah.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
It was crazy six pm. Listen, I'm proud of you.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Thank you for saying that.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, you're good to go.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Now you can literally go over to your sisters right now,
climb in bed with her and cuddle and you'll be fine,
and you will be fine. You will be fine.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
So now we have one last holdout. Sky.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
What's up, g You're you're risking this. Did you hear
about the tears? Is that what you want?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
You heard about the hair? I don't want my hair
to hurt. No, that would be very unpleasant. Get the
shot and Sky's hair is hurting, would be way worse
than everybody else's. Go after my hair. No, thank you,
you're crazy. You're crazy. I am not.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
You know, seeking out vaccines, you know, if we have
a pandemic, I'll think about it.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
This whole flu shot as a vaccine. I don't even
consider it a vaccine. I mean, I don't even consider it.
I came in, shoot me up. If you're going to
protect me from this flu season, do it?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Man? Why not? Why would you not? That's great for you? Okay,
So then when you get it, won't come crying. I'm
not what's you won't.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Get it just because there's been mixed research over the years.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Read any dying, you know, like somebody who wouldn't get
the flu shot. Yeah, so because you die, you could
die from the flu.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
You can't die from the flu. Yeah, you definitely can
the flu shot.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't know. I'm not into vaccines.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
As we know vaccines and the flu shot, from my understanding,
covers one strain of the flu. There's thousands of strains.
So yeah, it's nice to be protected from that one strain.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
And explain me not getting six for three years.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I haven't really been sick either. Oh yes you have, yes,
bad chocouterie and you threw up.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
The bottle.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
I guess you're protected a little bit because you are basically, uh,
you know, a shut in. You don't really leave the
house much, that is, but but your daughter does and
she's sick all the time, and so she could bring
that thing right into the house and then you're dead,
and then you're dead.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Well wait, I don't think I'm immediately you're going to croak.
You're going to croak. You're very feeble. I don't think
you're very feeble, but not into it. Good for you, guys,
Good for whoever. Yes, my doctors harassed me every year.
This has been my lifelong you know. And you're smarter
than doctors. Thank you for saying that.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
I'm a bit of a moron.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
You know, you know this guy. I agree with you. No,
I agree with you and with what I'm agreeing with
what you said.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
All right, So I'm happy for all of you. Happy
for you, Emily, and you're feels great protection shield or whatever.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
That's right. Yeah, so good job.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Listen, during your eulogy, I will say she could have
got the flu shot. She did it. She is so
stubborn and annoying. But we're going to miss her.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, you guys. When you guys are all five G robots, happens.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
That's what happens. They're injecting me with five G. Yeah,
you're not You're not the crazy one.

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