January 23, 2026 • 15 mins
For once, a story involving the bathroom that ISN't Emily's fault! Yesterday between wrapping up work and a big meeting we had, Emily made a stop at the Walmart around the corner and experienced probably one of the worst things you possibly could in a public bathroom... and she brought it back to the studio...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So it's been well documented that Emily's had some issues
when it comes to the bathroom. Well, no, listen, I'm
not I'm not six. Wait, hold on a minute. When
did it is that in the twenty twenty six by laws,
we're not supposed to bring up the situation that happened
(00:22):
here at work.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Nothing years, nothing happened in twenty twenty six. Can we
talk about boots or well, I'm just wondering because that's
tied to the situation.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But I don't Okay, just just to recap.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I don't think we need you know, I don't care
if we recap.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh, it seems like you're confused. I swear you seem confused.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I don't believe I seem can I just can.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I just present it and I'll do it in like
a fair way.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh, I don't think i'd like to resent it.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I don't think you're you're You're part of the story.
So I don't think I'm an outsider.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You're bias. But I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
No, you don't know what I'm doing. Okay, what happened
a couple of years ago was, by the way, I
don't think it was. I don't think it was. I
don't think it was. See, you're already telling false information.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You're spending this a bit longer than two. Trust me,
I hate it, so I would know.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
This is getting uncomfortable, No kidding. Oh, Emily was in
the restroom and it was one of those single stall
restrooms just to toilet in there. Thora was coming out
of the studio walking towards that bathroom area, heard some
very unfortunate noises, some very things that were just crazy,
(01:39):
and he wanted to see who was making those noises.
Who would walk out?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Because I just I felt bad, Yeah, like what he
needed help or something.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Never go to the bathroom like that, in that single bathroom,
because I'm terrified that you guys would hear it. So
that's not what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'm not done. I'm not I'm not I'm not done presenting.
I'm not done presenting. I'm not done presenting. I'm not
done presenting.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Like you guys are so stupid. Where on my son's
can I swear my son living? That's insane, George yesterday,
my son's life.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, I'm just saying what was presented. I don't know,
I'm not I don't know what she's saw him. Emily
came out of the bathroom and threw from that moment
on said it was Emily and there making the noises.
Emily's this is where I'm Emily is going to present
the other side. I don't know what Emily has always
claimed she wasn't her, she wasn't doing that. There would
(02:34):
have boots on that day. She said it could have
been the boots, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't this idiot over again, I don't think if
you need started this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
He's just saying what he heard. You're saying it wasn't you,
And so I.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Do not believe the person that did it.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Also, remember our buddy' zeath he was there, Oh he
heard it too. I don't know he was there waiting
with me, that clown. Oh you're insulting all these people
are That's the furthest thing for the truth that I
do have to interject it out. That's the first false
thing you said, just kidding. So you know this has
(03:15):
become this you know, massive legendary story that you know
happened apparently six years ago that I don't think it was.
But you know what's him go look up and gets
very upset by it right now? Attacked? How are you attacked?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
How am I not attacked? You're talking about something that
didn't happen in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I didn't. I didn't say, yes, you did. You did it?
But I'm telling the story.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
He's a presenter.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I know, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
How is that being attacked way that you're presenting it?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I think I was presenting it fairly.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't know what the hell I did to do whatever.
She hates this story. I hate it so stupid because
it's not true. Do you love it? At six o
four in the boy don't you don't? It's not my
favorite way to start the day. If I did it,
I would just admit it to kill it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
But it's like, would you like me to to say
I believe you?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh? I would if you meant it, But you're not
going to mean it.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So I can't win. I can't win. I can't win.
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We wait, as we'll bring it up as well, Emily,
I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I didn't hear it, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I have a phobia of people hearing me in the bathroom,
so I would never go to the restroom that way,
in that bathroom, like this goes back to childhood.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay that way. Oh, did you have an incident back then?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, but I've always been freaked out that people can
hear me go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, okay, well yesterday. The reason why I brought it
up because there we were having a bathroom incident involving you,
and I'm not sure, you know, I feel like it
would be weird.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And there was an incident where didn't another DJH.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Went in there and I did. I did the number two,
but it was.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But you just said you'd never do that.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
No, I never go to the restroom in that way.
That was a very quick, like teeny tiny thing that
happened when when that guy walked in, But you did it. Yeah,
but I just did you hear what I said? I
said I'd never go to the bathroom that.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Way where it would make me like, ho, would you
know that though I don't go into the bathroom saying oh,
I'm going to be a bad one.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I just go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh, I know, I know, automatical kind of a situation, right, No,
thank you?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Wild What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I I'm just saying that there's been a couple of
incidents that have happened over the years with you in
the bathroom, and it'd be weird for me not to
address it before we went into another Emily bathroom story.
I think the listener who has been listening for a
long time would go, man, that's weird. Eddie wouldn't have
(05:49):
brought that up.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Did Eddie forget? I'm like, the listeners are catching.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
That without a without a doubt, we have smart What
you're known for?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, guys known for wearing Georgia aquarium hoodies and you're
known for.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Bathroom bathroom sentence.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That's what I've known for.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
So yesterday we had a meeting here at the radio station.
It was a later meeting and so we basically had
to kill almost an hour in between our you know,
when we were finished up and when the meeting was
going to happen. So Emily, you know, she can't do
just busy work here, She's got to go do stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
He got a busy work? What I am? What?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Can you stop? Can you stop? Can I just tell
a story? I don't know what busy work you could do.
There's always something though that I'm doing. So I did
busy work, okay, jeez. So yesterday, so she decided she
was going to leave for however long forty five minutes
or so, and go run down to the Walmart that's
(06:46):
close to the radio station and do your Walmart stuff?
What do you do? What do were you gonna do?
Just look around?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, just look around. I needed like a couple of things.
I needed salts and like a couple of random things
that I okay that I forgotten to go get in
my last shopping trip. So yeah, grab that. But I
mean that takes two seconds. So basically just cruising, you're.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Just perusing Walmart.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yes, this Walmart here by our work.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Not your go to, not my go to.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
The one I go to is in a different area
near Lemon.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Grove, oh, near my house.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
One that Walmart, which.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Is not the greatest one. I mean no, Walmart's are
really like great, but that one that I go to
is particularly.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
A little post.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I feel like the one over here by our work
isn't bad Walmart. It's not for I've been in there
a bunch and I feel like it's not terrible. But
because you're going into Walmart, so you expect terrible customer service.
I've gotten into Walmart where I've gotten in Walmart where
they act like they don't speak English so they can't
help me. I swear to God, remember I told that.
(07:50):
So I don't have the best things to say.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's a hit or miss. I tend to actually not
get horrible to customer service there, you know. But anyway,
but what you said that the Walmart by work is
a nicer one, not as gross, not necessarily true.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh how is that possible?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I was thinking that when I was walking around. And
I'm walking around and I was in there for probably
the fifteen minutes. They've got better clothes at this wal Mart.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh really, did you find something you like a blouse?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I actually found a couple of things that I like
a blouse, And so I'm walking around for about fifteen
minutes realize like I had to pee so bad. Oh no,
I should have gone before I left the station. I didn't,
And like, I'm like, oh my god, I have to pee.
No problem, I've got so much time, and I'm still
have to get a couple of things that I need
to get, so I'm not leaving anytime soon. I probably
was going to be in there for another fifteen minutes.
(08:38):
So I go I'm just going to use the bathroom
really quick. So you go to the front of the
store and go into the bathroom right next to the
rallies that they have there. Oh, too's rallies inside right there.
I hear they got great fries, wow seasons. And so
I got to that bathroom, and right when I walk
(09:00):
into the bathroom, I'm hit with a really, really horrible odor.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh well, it's a bathroom, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It is a bathroom. And the Walmart bathroom by my
house is always gross and you could kind of almost
smell it when you walk by it. But this one
was was worse than I've ever experienced in any bathroom.
But I had to go so bad, and I'm just
going to peece you guys, don't how quick eye pee? Seriously,
It'll take me thirty seconds, maybe a minute. Sure, So
(09:30):
I go, I'm just we're doing this. I gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Oh and I get the risk.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Check check one stall. Two stalls there. You know, none
of them are flushed. Really bad situation. Highly find one
that's halfway decent.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I would have left, I'll be honest with you. I
would have left like I would have left the store,
entire store and go, yeah, I'll pick up salt another time.
You know, I would you know, I would have run
to you know, another store of fast food plays down
street or back to the station.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I mean there are two minutes away. Well, the bathroom,
I thought it looked good. The toilet seat itself was
was fine, and there was no toilet paper or anything
in the bowl or whatever it's called. So that I
was like, fine, all right, let's go. So I go
in and the smell is is so bad. It's a
mixture of.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Of I don't I don't know that we need full
detail what you understand.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I had to experience it, so I want to bring
you I want to bring it down with thought.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
We kind of get it.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
And so.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I go as as bad as I go. And I'm
I wearing a jumpsuit, by the way, so that was
to get that thing off. And then I'm going to
starting to go to the restroom. And that's when another
lady had come into the bathroom shuts her stall, and
that's when I hear her going like this, the smell.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is so my god, does she think it's you? And
did you yell out? I swear on my kids, Oh Eddie,
it's my boots.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I didn't do that. Okay, smell was already there.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But how would she know? It's your worst nightmare, remember
your worst nightmare. Sobia would have yelled at I would
have yelled out. That's not me.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, I didn't yell that out. Okay, I didn't yell
it out. I just wanted to get the hell out
of there, like I was inky.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, who left first? You were her?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Oh? Me? I was. I was already almost done when
she got in there. But I'm hearing her dry heaving,
hurry up, shut up, but on the jumpsuit, rushing like
holding my breath because my eyes are watering, Oh god.
And I'm washing my hands really quick, barely because I
want to get the hell out of there and get
out of there right and I'm so traumatized. I basically
(11:53):
just grab what I need and I just need to
get out of that store as quick as possible. I
do hear them, by the way, say on the loudspeaker,
so that lady must have said something, because they said
on the loud speaker, get cleaned up to the restroom,
the restroom, and somebody said, but I don't. I'm like,
what were they thinking? They're going to clean up because
I didn't seething with my eyes. Yeah, it was just
an odor that I smell. So I get rush back
(12:17):
to the radio station and I'm sitting at my studio
and I'm doing a couple of things on the computer
and I keep smelling that smell and I'm like, it's
in my nose, Like I'm smelling my hair, like what
is that that? Like it did it seep into my
hair or something? Wide? Because you know where you go
to bonfire, your hair still smells like what is happening?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And like I can't get over it. And the worst
part is that we have this meeting with the big
boss in like ten minutes and all your smell and
that's all I smell. And if I come sit in
here with the bosses, like everybody will smell this. I feel.
So I look at my my shoe.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What what?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Look down at my shoe? Yeah big, I'm not that big,
just enough? And I stepped in I'm step in something
what in the restroom stepped Oh didn't realize it, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
You tracked that thing all through into your car into
the radio stage. Just got your car washed, right? That sucks.
It just detailed that puppy in.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Nikes.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh my god, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
It wasn't as bad as if you stepped in a
big So I didn't see what the hell am I
supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Put yourself on fire?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I want? I can I go into the meeting shoeless.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Like god, it's way worse.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Hey. So I go outside and I'm looking for a hose,
garden hose. So we have a turf thing outside, a
little putting green, and so I'm.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Just dragging your foot on that.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I'm dragging my foot on that. I'm like shimming around
trying to get it off, and go to the bathroom
to try to rinse it off, like I don't know
what to do. So I got most of it off.
But when I go in my studio and I have
just like lemon organic cleaning spray, I'm spraying it all
over my shoe in the studio, I throw away that shoe.
I was sitting in the meeting the whole time, wondering
(14:19):
you were really quiet?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Was it in your head? That's also she was saying. True.
But but it was unusual, like she was kind of
I'll be honest with you, I did notice her like
she was almost catatonic. Wow, she was sitting here and
she was sort of just staring into space, and I
was like, is she okay or she just that intently,
you know, listening to this meeting. That would all makes sense.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I really wonder if this if the person that that
did that to that bathroom is the same person that
did it in Skott years ago, there was a there
was a person that went in the sky's back guard
in Lahoya and dropped the deuce in her backyard.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, so I wonder if it's the I will let
you know. You know, I have a very sensitive sniffer.
I could smell anything. I never smelled you, and I
didn't smell the lemon things where so you you were
in here and you were good. You were good.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I didn't smell anything.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, so no, thankfully you didn't. If you would have
brought that in here now, you would have smelled. That
would have been bad because because you think the incident
in the bathroom that we bring up constantly, it would
have been this would have been for the rest of
your life, for the rest of my life, without a doubt.
All Right,
So it's been well documented that Emily's had some issues
when it comes to the bathroom. Well, no, listen, I'm
not I'm not six. Wait, hold on a minute. When
did it is that in the twenty twenty six by laws,
we're not supposed to bring up the situation that happened
(00:22):
here at work.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Nothing years, nothing happened in twenty twenty six. Can we
talk about boots or well, I'm just wondering because that's
tied to the situation.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
But I don't Okay, just just to recap.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I don't think we need you know, I don't care
if we recap.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh, it seems like you're confused. I swear you seem confused.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I don't believe I seem can I just can.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I just present it and I'll do it in like
a fair way.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh, I don't think i'd like to resent it.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I don't think you're you're You're part of the story.
So I don't think I'm an outsider.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You're bias. But I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
No, you don't know what I'm doing. Okay, what happened
a couple of years ago was, by the way, I
don't think it was. I don't think it was. I
don't think it was. See, you're already telling false information.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You're spending this a bit longer than two. Trust me,
I hate it, so I would know.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
This is getting uncomfortable, No kidding. Oh, Emily was in
the restroom and it was one of those single stall
restrooms just to toilet in there. Thora was coming out
of the studio walking towards that bathroom area, heard some
very unfortunate noises, some very things that were just crazy,
(01:39):
and he wanted to see who was making those noises.
Who would walk out?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Because I just I felt bad, Yeah, like what he
needed help or something.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Never go to the bathroom like that, in that single bathroom,
because I'm terrified that you guys would hear it. So
that's not what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'm not done. I'm not I'm not I'm not done presenting.
I'm not done presenting. I'm not done presenting. I'm not
done presenting.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Like you guys are so stupid. Where on my son's
can I swear my son living? That's insane, George yesterday,
my son's life.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, I'm just saying what was presented. I don't know,
I'm not I don't know what she's saw him. Emily
came out of the bathroom and threw from that moment
on said it was Emily and there making the noises.
Emily's this is where I'm Emily is going to present
the other side. I don't know what Emily has always
claimed she wasn't her, she wasn't doing that. There would
(02:34):
have boots on that day. She said it could have
been the boots, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't this idiot over again, I don't think if
you need started this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
He's just saying what he heard. You're saying it wasn't you,
And so I.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Do not believe the person that did it.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Also, remember our buddy' zeath he was there, Oh he
heard it too. I don't know he was there waiting
with me, that clown. Oh you're insulting all these people
are That's the furthest thing for the truth that I
do have to interject it out. That's the first false
thing you said, just kidding. So you know this has
(03:15):
become this you know, massive legendary story that you know
happened apparently six years ago that I don't think it was.
But you know what's him go look up and gets
very upset by it right now? Attacked? How are you attacked?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
How am I not attacked? You're talking about something that
didn't happen in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I didn't. I didn't say, yes, you did. You did it?
But I'm telling the story.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
He's a presenter.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I know, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
How is that being attacked way that you're presenting it?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I think I was presenting it fairly.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't know what the hell I did to do whatever.
She hates this story. I hate it so stupid because
it's not true. Do you love it? At six o
four in the boy don't you don't? It's not my
favorite way to start the day. If I did it,
I would just admit it to kill it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
But it's like, would you like me to to say
I believe you?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh? I would if you meant it, But you're not
going to mean it.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So I can't win. I can't win. I can't win.
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We wait, as we'll bring it up as well, Emily,
I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I didn't hear it, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I have a phobia of people hearing me in the bathroom,
so I would never go to the restroom that way,
in that bathroom, like this goes back to childhood.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay that way. Oh, did you have an incident back then?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, but I've always been freaked out that people can
hear me go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, okay, well yesterday. The reason why I brought it
up because there we were having a bathroom incident involving you,
and I'm not sure, you know, I feel like it
would be weird.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And there was an incident where didn't another DJH.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Went in there and I did. I did the number two,
but it was.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But you just said you'd never do that.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
No, I never go to the restroom in that way.
That was a very quick, like teeny tiny thing that
happened when when that guy walked in, But you did it. Yeah,
but I just did you hear what I said? I
said I'd never go to the bathroom that.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Way where it would make me like, ho, would you
know that though I don't go into the bathroom saying oh,
I'm going to be a bad one.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I just go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh, I know, I know, automatical kind of a situation, right, No,
thank you?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Wild What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I I'm just saying that there's been a couple of
incidents that have happened over the years with you in
the bathroom, and it'd be weird for me not to
address it before we went into another Emily bathroom story.
I think the listener who has been listening for a
long time would go, man, that's weird. Eddie wouldn't have
(05:49):
brought that up.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Did Eddie forget? I'm like, the listeners are catching.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
That without a without a doubt, we have smart What
you're known for?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, guys known for wearing Georgia aquarium hoodies and you're
known for.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Bathroom bathroom sentence.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That's what I've known for.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
So yesterday we had a meeting here at the radio station.
It was a later meeting and so we basically had
to kill almost an hour in between our you know,
when we were finished up and when the meeting was
going to happen. So Emily, you know, she can't do
just busy work here, She's got to go do stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
He got a busy work? What I am? What?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Can you stop? Can you stop? Can I just tell
a story? I don't know what busy work you could do.
There's always something though that I'm doing. So I did
busy work, okay, jeez. So yesterday, so she decided she
was going to leave for however long forty five minutes
or so, and go run down to the Walmart that's
(06:46):
close to the radio station and do your Walmart stuff?
What do you do? What do were you gonna do?
Just look around?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, just look around. I needed like a couple of things.
I needed salts and like a couple of random things
that I okay that I forgotten to go get in
my last shopping trip. So yeah, grab that. But I
mean that takes two seconds. So basically just cruising, you're.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Just perusing Walmart.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yes, this Walmart here by our work.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Not your go to, not my go to.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
The one I go to is in a different area
near Lemon.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Grove, oh, near my house.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
One that Walmart, which.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Is not the greatest one. I mean no, Walmart's are
really like great, but that one that I go to
is particularly.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
A little post.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I feel like the one over here by our work
isn't bad Walmart. It's not for I've been in there
a bunch and I feel like it's not terrible. But
because you're going into Walmart, so you expect terrible customer service.
I've gotten into Walmart where I've gotten in Walmart where
they act like they don't speak English so they can't
help me. I swear to God, remember I told that.
(07:50):
So I don't have the best things to say.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's a hit or miss. I tend to actually not
get horrible to customer service there, you know. But anyway,
but what you said that the Walmart by work is
a nicer one, not as gross, not necessarily true.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh how is that possible?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I was thinking that when I was walking around. And
I'm walking around and I was in there for probably
the fifteen minutes. They've got better clothes at this wal Mart.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh really, did you find something you like a blouse?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I actually found a couple of things that I like
a blouse, And so I'm walking around for about fifteen
minutes realize like I had to pee so bad. Oh no,
I should have gone before I left the station. I didn't,
And like, I'm like, oh my god, I have to pee.
No problem, I've got so much time, and I'm still
have to get a couple of things that I need
to get, so I'm not leaving anytime soon. I probably
was going to be in there for another fifteen minutes.
(08:38):
So I go I'm just going to use the bathroom
really quick. So you go to the front of the
store and go into the bathroom right next to the
rallies that they have there. Oh, too's rallies inside right there.
I hear they got great fries, wow seasons. And so
I got to that bathroom, and right when I walk
(09:00):
into the bathroom, I'm hit with a really, really horrible odor.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh well, it's a bathroom, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It is a bathroom. And the Walmart bathroom by my
house is always gross and you could kind of almost
smell it when you walk by it. But this one
was was worse than I've ever experienced in any bathroom.
But I had to go so bad, and I'm just
going to peece you guys, don't how quick eye pee? Seriously,
It'll take me thirty seconds, maybe a minute. Sure, So
(09:30):
I go, I'm just we're doing this. I gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Oh and I get the risk.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Check check one stall. Two stalls there. You know, none
of them are flushed. Really bad situation. Highly find one
that's halfway decent.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I would have left, I'll be honest with you. I
would have left like I would have left the store,
entire store and go, yeah, I'll pick up salt another time.
You know, I would you know, I would have run
to you know, another store of fast food plays down
street or back to the station.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I mean there are two minutes away. Well, the bathroom,
I thought it looked good. The toilet seat itself was
was fine, and there was no toilet paper or anything
in the bowl or whatever it's called. So that I
was like, fine, all right, let's go. So I go
in and the smell is is so bad. It's a
mixture of.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Of I don't I don't know that we need full
detail what you understand.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I had to experience it, so I want to bring
you I want to bring it down with thought.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
We kind of get it.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
And so.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I go as as bad as I go. And I'm
I wearing a jumpsuit, by the way, so that was
to get that thing off. And then I'm going to
starting to go to the restroom. And that's when another
lady had come into the bathroom shuts her stall, and
that's when I hear her going like this, the smell.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is so my god, does she think it's you? And
did you yell out? I swear on my kids, Oh Eddie,
it's my boots.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I didn't do that. Okay, smell was already there.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But how would she know? It's your worst nightmare, remember
your worst nightmare. Sobia would have yelled at I would
have yelled out. That's not me.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, I didn't yell that out. Okay, I didn't yell
it out. I just wanted to get the hell out
of there, like I was inky.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, who left first? You were her?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Oh? Me? I was. I was already almost done when
she got in there. But I'm hearing her dry heaving,
hurry up, shut up, but on the jumpsuit, rushing like
holding my breath because my eyes are watering, Oh god.
And I'm washing my hands really quick, barely because I
want to get the hell out of there and get
out of there right and I'm so traumatized. I basically
(11:53):
just grab what I need and I just need to
get out of that store as quick as possible. I
do hear them, by the way, say on the loudspeaker,
so that lady must have said something, because they said
on the loud speaker, get cleaned up to the restroom,
the restroom, and somebody said, but I don't. I'm like,
what were they thinking? They're going to clean up because
I didn't seething with my eyes. Yeah, it was just
an odor that I smell. So I get rush back
(12:17):
to the radio station and I'm sitting at my studio
and I'm doing a couple of things on the computer
and I keep smelling that smell and I'm like, it's
in my nose, Like I'm smelling my hair, like what
is that that? Like it did it seep into my
hair or something? Wide? Because you know where you go
to bonfire, your hair still smells like what is happening?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And like I can't get over it. And the worst
part is that we have this meeting with the big
boss in like ten minutes and all your smell and
that's all I smell. And if I come sit in
here with the bosses, like everybody will smell this. I feel.
So I look at my my shoe.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What what?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Look down at my shoe? Yeah big, I'm not that big,
just enough? And I stepped in I'm step in something
what in the restroom stepped Oh didn't realize it, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
You tracked that thing all through into your car into
the radio stage. Just got your car washed, right? That sucks.
It just detailed that puppy in.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Nikes.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Oh my god, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
It wasn't as bad as if you stepped in a
big So I didn't see what the hell am I
supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Put yourself on fire?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I want? I can I go into the meeting shoeless.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Like god, it's way worse.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Hey. So I go outside and I'm looking for a hose,
garden hose. So we have a turf thing outside, a
little putting green, and so I'm.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Just dragging your foot on that.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I'm dragging my foot on that. I'm like shimming around
trying to get it off, and go to the bathroom
to try to rinse it off, like I don't know
what to do. So I got most of it off.
But when I go in my studio and I have
just like lemon organic cleaning spray, I'm spraying it all
over my shoe in the studio, I throw away that shoe.
I was sitting in the meeting the whole time, wondering
(14:19):
you were really quiet?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Was it in your head? That's also she was saying. True.
But but it was unusual, like she was kind of
I'll be honest with you, I did notice her like
she was almost catatonic. Wow, she was sitting here and
she was sort of just staring into space, and I
was like, is she okay or she just that intently,
you know, listening to this meeting. That would all makes sense.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I really wonder if this if the person that that
did that to that bathroom is the same person that
did it in Skott years ago, there was a there
was a person that went in the sky's back guard
in Lahoya and dropped the deuce in her backyard.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, so I wonder if it's the I will let
you know. You know, I have a very sensitive sniffer.
I could smell anything. I never smelled you, and I
didn't smell the lemon things where so you you were
in here and you were good. You were good.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I didn't smell anything.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, so no, thankfully you didn't. If you would have
brought that in here now, you would have smelled. That
would have been bad because because you think the incident
in the bathroom that we bring up constantly, it would
have been this would have been for the rest of
your life, for the rest of my life, without a doubt.
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