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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, I don't really understand what this is or why
this is happening, and I'm gonna just put it out there.
You might want to be careful when you celebrate, because
you can't just go around hugging people on National Hugging Day.
(00:22):
So I mean, if you can't just give out unwanted hugs,
not on this day, it will go over pretty poor.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I have to be reciprocated.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
But who would ever hug someone without wanting a hug.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It happens all the time. When Emily drinks, she hugs everyone,
and it's very aggressive. It's very hard. I don't want
the hug, but I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Get a drink alcohol probably too much. You need to
play that.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Class, and so we just we accept it.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yeah, because I love you guys. I feel like hugs
are always wanted when your friends, when you're friends.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I don't know what's happening by anybody. Yeah, every wants
a hug.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
And I just feel like you're just maybe you're gonna
like it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Maybe maybe you're and you also squeeze too.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I've had a person. I've had a person tell me
to Emily hug them too hard when their ribs hurt.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, I've seen Sky pass out. Yeah, she hugged, got
hugged and dropped like a bear hug.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I know I got to go easier on her.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, because you don't know when you're drinking. You don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, so girl.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
The worst part of a bus Emily hug for me
is the approach, because she'll come up and she'll grab
both shoulders first and be like, oh my god, you
look so pretty, and then she'll go in for a
hug and like literally hand prints left on my shoulders.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't think you understand how brittle Sky very and
being a nice friend.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well it is very nice, but for me, well it hurts.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You don't realize that you don't know your own strength
when you you're very strong. You play football now at
that jersey, honest how strong.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's just.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I could see that I might get a little over
hard on the hug when I've been drinking. I have
been told by like my whole life, how great of
a hugger.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh of course she's always great.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
So many people that you give the best hug, so
many people, your mom, your sister.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm not going to rattle. I like a list her
Man her Son. There is people best Hugger award goes
to Emily.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Wow, look at our.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I don't like like, I feel like I'm a good
hugger because there's intention and it's a solid like a
limp hug is.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Like there's nothing worse, like.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Don't why bother?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
It's like a limp handshake, like have some you know,
some sturdiness in what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't know it is. I'll be honest.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I don't like hugs from Emily, but I like, I
enjoy hugging my wife. But my wife is not a
hugger really, Yes, she's surprising hugged.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I thought affection and touch was her love language. It is,
but she does. She thinks I hugged too much. Oh
you're little grabby. No.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
So she'll be standing in the in the kitchen and
I can tell she's a little poopy. I'll just go hey,
and I'll just put my arms in the air.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
See that's annoying. Why do you got to do all that?
And I go, that's annoying too much. If you were
just sweet and just came up to her and gave
her a little hug, and it doesn't look like you're
making a production out of it because I know she
doesn't want. Yeah again, why don't you understand?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
And that's why she's giving you a crappy hug back.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Okay, put your arms down. No, what's bringing it in?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know who doesn't seem to like hugging Sky? Does
she hug anybody? I don't know. I've never seen her.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't think this guy's been touched in you anyone?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, I will while she coherent? Coherent? Okay, So if
you were to give if you're to give Sky a hug,
do we have to give her a cocktail? Yeah? We
gotta make her weird. We gotta make her a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You got to get a buzz on first for that hug.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Have you ever seen me and Sky hug? No, it's
very rare. Twenty six years. I don't think twenty six years.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's happened a few times.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Would somebody die or yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Somebody dies, somebody's born, somebody gets married.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
To give you a hug for somebody, I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
My dad died.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh yeah she got a hug. Yeah, I give hugs more,
But I know Sky was.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
This kind of a hug like Scott there there there,
and you like that's because I've give it sky hugs
like that.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well you aggressively go over there and give her weird
hugs yeah, like side back. Yeah, I've also licked her face. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
So what Benny was like a good one around.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It was like an actual dad dies, I'm going to
get up and give you a hug.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, bring it in.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You're going to get a hug. Yeah, you know was it?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
It was a soft hug though you.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Hold, yeah, would embrace.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It was very nice.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yes, that's so you're okay with the hug.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I'm okay with the hug.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
But when someone you guys.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Ever noticed though, whenever we have visitors in here and
like say, maybe it's somebody that we might know and
that we might hug, she always stays at her seat
so that she doesn't have to just putting it together.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Now, she'll just turn around.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't think she likes hugs.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
No, she doesn't, because that's why I thought when you
did the hug and her dad passed.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
A real one.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
No, here's the thing. I look at hugs like I
look at I love you. Some people tell everybody they
know that they love them. I tell everybody, like like
four people that I love them like I.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Love very rarely do.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Growing up, it was special occasion. Probably was again it
was special occasion.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
When your husband, you don't go love you.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
No, When I get off the phone with when I
get off the phone with my mom, we don't say
it either.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Really, yeah, I do that she does, she does love her.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
My wife called me and we got a phone and
I would love you and she would love you.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
But that does that mean not mean as much if
she didn't say it. I oh, you.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Offended, But that's just because you're used to it, you
saying goodbye.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I feel like she's I feel like she would. I
feel like what did I do for her not to
love me?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You love you is equivalent to goodbye? Oh yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I don't. I don't, I don't. Doesn't mean it doesn't
mean anything. I don't, you don't know, you don't love you?
Love you? Okay, You're like, why not? Why not?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
So that's how I feel about hugging. It's like special occasions. Yeah,
like special people, special occasion, like why is.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Daughter? You know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
But not everybody likes the hugs.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
So when we have a comic come in that I've
met like two times before, I don't know if I
should go went for.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
The hugger not they if they want to hug then
are you gonna get up? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, I let them lead.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
But then we've also got comics in that will randomly
do kiss on the cheek and Sky will you could
tell she hates it, like then she'll overdo it and.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Go you have to make the hand true, why do
you do that?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And it's just like, why did she do that?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Creepy?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
You went for the real thing with TJ's a hugger.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
No, actually he did. Remember he hugged me. He gave
you guys fist bumps, and he came over he goes
you get a hug. I got the hug. Yeah, I
got the hug, and I think he hugged you. Yeah. Okay,
would it be weird on National Hugging Day? Would it
(07:53):
be weird if we all gave Sky a hug? Hug?
No group, Okay? Maybe maybe in the end we can
try that, agree to see how this goes, and then
Sky can rate the hugs. Guy's not gonna like this.
I don't like you hug your daughter a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, okay, she's the one that gets all the love,
but she doesn't want the dogs.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
They get a lot of cuts.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
How do you feel about this?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
This is gonna be awkward.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What do you mean you don't want to do it?
I mean you don't want to hug.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Us else always lest your husband hugged you when your
dad passed, I mean you shouldn't have to think about that.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I mean you don't hug your husband every day.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
The sex count as a hug.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
No, no, no, no, it's actually a lot. Like hey, hey,
hey babe, here's a hug. Literally every day I hug
my wife. Yeah, I hug Haley.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Well, we also kiss, but sky, Yeah, you don't know
the last time she gave you a hug A hug.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I mean, I'm sure it happened, like we'd be like
standing in the kitchen and you know ah, but like.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
That's not how you hug. She comes home from work.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
He doesn't get a hugging. Kids don't kids, and that
doesn't count as a hug.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
If he just comes up behind you put his arm
Journey for a seconds.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Why does your husband have to earn nothing?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
We don't have to earn it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
But again, is that going to lead to other things?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
It's just well, yeah, that's a hug.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, I don't need that my life. So yeah, So
I don't know the last time we hugged.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Well, let's see how awkward this is going to be.
I don't want We're all gonna hug sky and then
you can rate the hug. Are you ready for this? No?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Where are we doing this?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Because it's National Hugging Day. We gotta we gotta get
a hug.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I go over there. Do I stand here?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You may remain where you're at.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
We'll come to you to know that I'm not I
know that I'm competitive, but I will do a hug,
the normal hug like I will.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Still, what would that mean? How would you try to such.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
A good hugger? I could.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I could ease up on the I could ease up
on the pressure and make it a really but I'm
a normal.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
One of the pressure is doing a favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Are you supposed to be giving me a hug? I
would enjoy? Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But so I think she knows how to hug everybody.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I get too excited.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
This is so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I don't want to. I mean, no one died. It's
nobody's birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
National Hugging Day. Hug on National Hugging.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Day, no one died. It's nobody's birthday. The only time
you get a hug. All right, Thor, you are going
to begin. Okay, you're you're over in that direction. So
you're making your way over and.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So upset about it and you have to stand s guy,
we don't want no sitting hugs. That's weird. Okay. Uh,
Thor is doing the Thor is doing the bring it
in move again, just like he does with his wife,
and so do you want to say that bring it
in part?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh he's going up top guy, guy, Oh, this is
a big bear hug. It's got the pack going. Well,
it's weird because Thor doesn't like to touch people. But
that that was a legit hug.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
It was he was wiggling his butt like a duck
when he was embracing me.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah you, now here's what's interesting about hugs is that hugs.
Your arm placement says a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah in a hug, I didn't know where to go
with the arm.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
You kind of you bent down and you went under
the arms, door went over the top. That's how I
do it with my wife. I always feel weary if
she's on top and I'm on the bottom.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, yeah, like fine, yeah, and then we'll do the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
What about a mixed move one arm on top, one
arm on bottom.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
That gets tricky because what if you go right, one
person goes left.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I'm just throwing it out there as a move.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That's a lot, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, sometimes I'll call my wife and grab her ass.
I didn't want to do that to the sky right work.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
There's not all right? So that was that was an
interesting look. But I thought that was a good hug,
Like that solid hug for somebody who doesn't know you
don't like to touch people. I saw. I was impressed.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I really only like hugs for my wife and my son.
My son is hugging my son as the grace FuG.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
In the world. You can't go anywhere. It's so great.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
But that was good. That was That was a good one.
You like, that was a good hug. I didn't like
the pity pat that she gave my back. Oh yeah,
it's like they're there like I don't know what to
do with someone to do this?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
She made made it uncomfortable. Okay, it was very long,
all right. The best hugger on the planet, according to her,
Be careful, Sky, Emily is going to get in there.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Anyone have any advil?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You didn't need it afterwards for sure? Well we don't know.
Just go in you. Oh, Emily is giving the hug. Okay,
Sky is actually closing your eyes and rocking back and forth.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It was so much boom hitting boom.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I'm erecked.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
That was design.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Hell.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Hello, there's a lot of boob squash and yes, there
was a lot of eyes clothes kind of rocking.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, what does that tell you? Like? What does that deliver?
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Like?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
I feel like it's oh my gosh, I love you
so much, Like we're friends, like we're basic bitches.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
A yeah, I feel it's a girl if we were drunking,
kiss of control that att Yeah, girls only could do
that move.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Okay, I agree.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Now, this is the weirdest one. I already know.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm already but we've known each other the longest. Why
is it the weirdest because we don't do this? Oh okay,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
We're not We're not hugging friendship, okay, and so me
hugging sky is. I mean, I can count on one
hand how many times we've hugged, and it's it's just weird.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
And I think half of the times have been for
bits probably like why.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Do you always already look like, because I don't know
how this is gonna go, always walk I'm uncomfortable. Both
so uncomfortable, which is making me really comfortable. Yeah, you should,
like you've never seen your mom and dad be affectionate.
This is how it was going to be.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
That's a great way to put it. That is not
hurrying over there.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
By the way, I'm really taking.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
His I'm not hurting to stand up, really taking shaking
it off, like, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
How are we doing this?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I don't know you're the one hugging man.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I'm very concerned to Eddie's taking a deep breath. This
guy's like a teenage girl at a dance. Oh oh
woe went this guy's doing the pats.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, it's like Eddie's a little kid.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
And because he cry, okay, he's.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Tearing up clearly means something to him.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
It's wild.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
He leaned his head on her shoulder. Yeah, he maybe
was cheering from the smell.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I was wild. Eddie went arms under and then head
on the chest.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I mean on the not on your chest. Hr, I
was not on her chest. That was I was gonna go.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
When I went in, I was very uncomfortable. But then
when we embraced. I agree with thor. I hated the
padding on the back because that made me feel like,
this guy's not taking this serious. That's the problem. And me,
I was like, now I'm in it. I'm gonna be
affectionate to one of my closest friends. And I gave
her what I felt like was everything I had in
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that head. And I stayed in it, even though there
was a little bit of a there was a little
bit of an odor, but I was like, I'm staying
in this as long as I possibly can and until
it gets weird. And so I held on and there
was no goofy pat, There was no like ridiculousness. I
was just in it.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
You when your husband and you are, you know, having
married a couple of times, you call it?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Do you pat him on the back?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Wrap it up?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Gone on too long again? On National Hugging Day, out
of the three hugs you received, rate them. Wow o, god,
out of what no, no, no one? Who did the best,
who did the best? Second best, the worst? After you
fell after, it's gonna be how you felt afterwards. She's
(16:15):
on the spot.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay, coming in third place, Sorry idiots.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
You that's that's fine. I gave you everything I had.
I mean it was everything and everything. Oh my god.
I guarantee you if I gave that to Emily, she
would have loved it.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
You going under after.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
A big game in that jersey alone.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Le pad on the bottom. Yeah, he gave. He gave
good hustle, kid.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Eddie going arms under was too intimate.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh it was.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
It was two weeks.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You've known each other twenty six years.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I know, but that was very like you going under
and me going on top. It made me question my
whole entire life. You know what I mean, you were used.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
To Oh my god, Okay, that's not a thing for me.
So I feel like, oh my God, got arms on
top and let me go under. I would have nuzzled
in better and I wouldn't have felt.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
As you wanted a Yeah, I gave you the nozzle
I took.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I was like I was the dominant one in that hug,
and it felt weird to me.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Relationships for that, Nick, get out of it all right.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Second place hug goes to thor Wow, iuzzled again.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You went for it, man, I would have loved that hug.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I nuzzled in. It felt good, but there was too
much warm up, too much lead up.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I don't like that. You don't like that? Make a spectacle?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:53):
To bad Yeah, And then again it went on a
little long, to the point where I find myself patting
on the back.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
He was really giving you a bear hug too, Like
I mean, did you feel safe? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I felt safe.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
I felt comfy, but it was the lead up to
it that was weird. And then it went on too long,
which that made me.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Feel you lingered.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Sorry, and then coming in That's my favorite hug of
the morning.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
The top is Emily. She lightened it up.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I could tell she she she knew she was hugging Scott.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I tailored the hug.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
She tailored the hug. It was comfortable, it felt friendly.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Gender?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Gender could put.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Definitely play a party, even though our boots were smashed
in no way.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Did I push you? Didn't?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I wanted to do. You want to know that I
know what you should do that I'm going to redo.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
No, I'm not saying I would have liked him more.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I've just questioned your whole life after it.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
I'm just saying so Emily's was light, it didn't go
on too long.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
The shaking back and forth kind of made it.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Here's the thing, I think that it's not a real
Emily hug though.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
No, it is.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Friend of that light feeling you're getting. You know, you're
in a trash compact.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
You want to know ship. Listen, this is just should
come to a surprise to no one when you're the
best hugger and you've been told that your whole life
you earned it. You earned it.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Thank you for saying that.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Somebody you know you're the best hugg Oh that was
sure to this room. That was the most guy's been
touched in years. That was insane.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Do you feel I feel odd? I feel like I
need a vacation, vacation.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I feel like I need a shower. Well, there you go,
happy National Hugging. You guys weird