The Show Presents: Full Show On Demand 6.14.24

Jack Joins D&D Crew, Cameo Roulette, Steve Simeone

Episode Transcript

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San Diego. Welcome, Welcome tothe show. Yo, A new new
day is here, and what betterway to start it than with I feel
like the show is going to begreat. This show, I would like
to introduce you to the ringleader Eddie. I have a young mindset, okay,
the mother of this crew Sky.If you don't know anything about me,

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you may not realize that I getcold very easily. I'm very rude,
I'm obnoxious, and I don't care. And Emily, ever since I
can remember, I've never wanted tosleep with another human. Welcome to the
show on San Diego's rock station Rockone oh five to three. Wow.

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Well, guys, as you know, Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah.
And I don't know if this wasmy son Jack's gift to me or
if this is just the universe sayinglike father, like son. Oh had
a situation. Hey, I happenedyesterday after my son Jack came home from
school and he let me know thathe got invited to something. Oh,

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And I was like, okay,cool, what is it? He said?
After his last day of school Today, him and three of his buddies
are going to go over to oneof their houses and play Dungeons and Dragons.
Oh my god, Eddy, Wowedy, what is happening in the universe?
Universe is what? Wa? Idon't know. You must have done

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something good out there to bring thisbring this is it? Oh? Oh,
I'm conflicted. You are what?Oh? I thought you would be
one hundred and fifty million person.I'm excited. I'm excited about it.
Although he didn't talk to me asmuch as I wanted him to talk about
it, you know, I reallytried to get in there and like,
understand what's going on? Do youknow how to play? Should we be

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breaking out some manuals? You know? Can I find my twenty sided die
and good practice? Now? Now, don't don't take this the wrong way,
because I mean no offense by sayingthis. But I didn't realize that
Dungeons and Dragons was still a thingwith the newer generation. I thought everything

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was like online gaming, crazy twitchlike it's still massive. Okay, okay,
but it really because that movie justcame out. There was a movie,
yeah, with Chris Pine. Oh, I don't want my D and
D to be a comedy. Ohoh, you don't have the poking fun
at it. It's serious business,Eddie. Serious business. Is it?

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Is it digitalized now or is itstill old school like back in the day.
I don't know, just asking thequestions, I'm thinking it is just
like it was back in the day. Really, you can get a game
board. Yeah, you get yourcampaigns going, you have your dice,
a good campaign things. It's thekey to a good session session. Is

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that what it's called? We're goingon your adventure? The d M Dungeonmaster
is the one that has the campaign. What are you guys doing? You
don't just what you think? Youjust we don't play along, we don't
just what does that mean? Ithought it's like candy Land where you're just
moving around, you like roll adie and then you move on that begin
to tell you, I'm so pissed, right you just compared D and D

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to Candy. If I can't cussright now, I would, I would.
I would call you a really badword words. No, okay,
okay, you like it's an adventureand so you find out what aventure like?
How seriously that not only seriously excitement? Yeah, yeah, this is

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an adventure. I can't believe youdon't understand what this is all these years,
never you've never understood what it was. No, no, no,
like I would think maybe like thegame risk when you watch Stranger Things,
you know, you ever, Ijust I still honestly like I so I
watched Strange Things and they played dungeonsdrinks because they're they're they're awesome. Okay,

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the adventure on the show their Adventurersgame. But I don't get game.
I never understood the game because there'sreally no winner, right, you
can you can finish your campaign.That's a that's a win. But the
thing that I don't understand about thegame is the can't the d M could
just make it up as he goesalong. He could just so honestly,

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he could just kind of screwbody elseover. Yeah. Yes, so it's
like, my DM, what doyou mean? So you have to have
a lot of morals if you're thed M, because you can't just because
you can. You can't just haveanybody be d M. Dude, this
is it's almost a vote most ofthe time, like who you trust?
Trust the guy, trust your DM, Okay, and so like out of

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the four of us, I wouldbe the DM clearly out of us,
for I'm the most trustworthy. Whywell, we all know, it definitely
wouldn't be th right, No way, no way that game would share a
thief in the game scoundrel scoundrel.So what the way it's played is you
get what's called the campaign. Nowyou can make up your own campaign,

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which is awesome, or you canbuy campaigns. You get the little like
a booklet and it sort of tellsyou what you're doing and say, so,
whatever your quest is, is itto get treasure? Is it to
defeat the Ultimate Goblin King or somethinglike that? Uh, it could be
whatever. And so it's embarrassed rightnow you go throughout all of these things

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to get to the end. It'sjust like a video game almost, you
know. But it's all played ona on a board basically, okay,
and you're rolling dice to see ifyou hit them and fight and all these
different things, and it's it's reallya wonderful world of imagination. Wow.
Question about the campaign? Is therea new campaign every game? Or can

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a campaign? It can go onforever. You could play the same campaign
your entire life if if you justwanted to keep going and going and go.
Now that nobody does that, okay, but you couldn't technically okay,
but we we created our own campaignsa lot of the times because you know,
your crew were Yeah, we werereally you know, who is this
career you're talking about? Yeah?Well we had Art who I mentioned before.

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He was our d M, trustedoldest. Probably power got to him
a little bit, you power tripas the d M. I didn't.
I didn't know this was and he'slike, God didn't he was the he
He was like in high school andyou guys were in middle school. Eventually
eventually, well absolutely hang out withhis little bros and me. Yeah,

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we had Art Virgin I don't know. You guys didn't talk girls girls and
got time for that. I gotorcs to deal with obviously. Me.
Yeah, we had Bobby a kA. Robert. Why did you want
to be called the Robert? Yeah? He acted like he was so cool.
I dont want to be known asRobert now. Really Bobby got known

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you who hold like he got likeone armpit hair and wanted to I guess
or like he thought girls like Robertmore than Bobby. Is that true?
Bobby? And then we had littleEddie. There was another Eddie. He
was Little Boys fantastic. Emily wenton to went on to go to major
universities, very smart guys. Wowto Stanford hugely makes sense, it does.

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Yeah, I'm not trying to understandwhat I think you're making joke,
but I don't know. It seemslike they were focused on studies. Yeah,
not like party academic type. Yes, we can't do both normally human
stone, You're you're wonder the othernormally anyway. Okay. So yeah,
so that's how the game is played. Okay, So that's how that works.

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And so around that age is whenmy son's age, who was twelve,
was around the age I started myD and D career. So he
got home and told me he waspart of you know, this new crew
that invited him over I played Dand D. I was obviously pretty pumped
try to get in there. I'mlike, well, you know what's going
on? You know, like,is this an existing crew he's been invited

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to join. They're all starting fresh, starting fresh, okay, okay,
And so I you know, I'masking him, what are you gonna what
kind of character you can go?You're gonna get a fighter, You're gonna
be a wizard, You're gonna beat elf, You're gonna be a dwarf.
You're gonna be a barbarian? Whatdo you you know? What?
What are we gonna be? He'sgoing barbarian? Oh you don't like that?
What's going on with that? Ithink again? You would take after

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your dad build an incredible elf.You were Daggon. Yeah, it was
my character. Yeah, and hehad a snatch of what Dagon would have
looked like if your son wanted,could he use your own? Why?
Well, it's not really appropriate.It appropriate. I worked hard to get
him to a high level. Soyou're starting from the beginning, and and
it's and it would be messed upfor your crew. All of a sudden,

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you have this crazy high level elfin your in your campaign. But
can he use the same elf likefrom the beginning? Like, Hey,
I'm going to take dag In andmake it my own. But Daggon dagged
reborn? Yes, yes, twopoint, he's already a person, like
he's already else, Like what doyou mean? He said? You can't
reduce sky from the bait, right, nobody. You can't recreate magic,

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okay, but but this is afictitional. You can't recapture magic fictitional.
That's not fictitious. Thank you character, then you're not in studies. Okay,
I'm not a type. So uh, you know, it's fine.
You can do do you grow bea barbarian. Maybe maybe they'll hit up

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a barbecue spot. Yeah that's true. Good idea. And then I started
to get conflicted a little bit becauseI live a dual life. For a
long time, I was a jive. I was a jock. Yeah you
know. I played every sport,imaginal, baseball, football, all of
it. I was wrestling for alittle while. Yeah, one year it
was it was okay, I justwhat was your team name? Oh that

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I was. It was amateur wrestling. I was never a professional wrestler,
although I wanted to be with mymullet and everything. Assaultant, battery,
battery. I thought he was talkinglike backyard wrestling. No, no,
no, me and my buddies didthat. We would slightly junior high.
No, yeah, I was onthe wrestling team. Oh wait what And

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so you know I did all thesedifferent sports, and so all of my
friends, you know, were thatthat crew. We were all the jocks
until I met the Santa bal boyswho moved in across the street. And
so when I'm home, I'm hangingout with the nerd crew. And I
have to admit, you know,from time to time when I'm walking the
halls and the high school and thingslike that, and I'd see say Bobby,

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yeah, Slash, Robert, Hey, Edie, you didn't talk Little
Eddie talked like that. Eddie quitechanged. Yet I just give him a
just I wouldn't hang out with Bobby. Oh my god. Even Art,
who was older than me, youwould think, you know, you'd want

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to be seeing him because he couldbuy beer beer and he was a nice
cal What about what would you sayto them when you saw them later in
the day and they did they makea note of no, Edie, why
didn't you you're doing the voice ofthat. We never really spoke about it.

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Oh, I just sort of knewthat I had this tool life.
It's pretty popular, and so I'mthis popular jock guy in one world and
in my other world I'm l Yeah. They're just they're just happy that you're
there with them. They don't Itwas like it's like when the in a
movie, this is a teen moviemovie, where you leave You're you're leaving

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with the popular kids and your buddiesare all standing there at the diner watching
you drive away and you look atthem and you have like one tear drop
from your eye, sad music place. I feel bad. I feel bad.
You know that I couldn't include them. And then when we would finally
start going to like hang out andparking lots, drinking beers and fields and
things like that, I never gavethem an invite. That is messed up.

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Where are your other friends? Like? Yeah, man, look at
these losers and you were like,yeah, right, I wouldn't participate you
you would defend them either. No, they're actually pretty cool. I was
living a dual life and that's notthat's not great. I don't want that
from it. That's tough. Butthe crew that he's going to be hanging

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out with are sand of all boystwo point zero, very academics, similar
to your story. Yes, wow, college, you know, probably,
But do you really want that foryour son? Are you asking me?

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I don't your son needs this group? Honestly? Honestly, you know,
I mean it would even at soyou know, my son hangs out with
the baseball boys and everybody on histeams and things like that. I mean,
he hosted that talent show, sohe's a very popular kid. Honestly,

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it's dad. He's walking in Dad'sfootsteps. You just won an award
at a school most likely to becomefamous. It's just like the coolest word.
He's a cool kid at school.But and now we're headed down this
path and I'm like, do Iwant that? What do you have to
pull him aside and be like,hey, if you're going to live this

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life, let me give me something. No, I don't want to do
that. You don't want to Idon't want him to live. I don't
want him to live. I wanthim to be out and proud. Well
no, no, I don't knowabout that either, because you said you
couldn't be you had to do thelike head nod, you couldn't invite them
to the beer hangout. I'm moresaying, do I want him to go
one way or the other? Oh? Yeah, I think I think you
need to Jesus side. Now.The the good news is for I guess

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the situation is that this is itfor elementary school. He's about to go
to junior High, so a wholenew school, and it's it's closer to
where I live, and so he'sgoing to have a whole new group of
friends, So the D and DCrew not they're not going to be a
different school. It won't be atthis school. But if he loves it,
will he arrange to meet up withthe crew to play. Maybe,

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But if it's you know how kidsgo. They they bounce around from friends
and things like that. So Idon't know. I'm not really sure what
to think about this situation anymore.Since they are going to a different school,
I feel like he could still It'snot necessarily a double life. It's
just like an extra curri curricular activitywhere he goes and play playing football in
high school. He goes things outthese guys like that school dance. Only

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losers go to the dance. Comeon, we're in the middle of a
campaign, Jack to prom I didI did girls. I did say to
him, do you want me tocome early and make sure you guys are

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doing the game right? You wantto Well, they've never played before,
you want to set them up?And so I'm like a roll And he
said no, that the kid who'sgoing to be the d M has been
studying up, so study. Heknows what he's doing. Did that affect
you? Did that affect you?Are you annoyed? By no, But

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would it have been nice to getan invite? Sure, I'll get back
like my dad when I was Jack'sage, my dad we played football in
the street and we have like afootball odd number. We have an odd
number of kids. So my dadwould be the automatic quarter all time quarterback.
Yeah wow, both teams, eventhough he would rub it into my
face if I got to be ona rock what okay? But so did
you feel like you'd be a coolautomatic d M It would be nice to

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get an invite, but didn't happen, So I'll let you know how it
goes. I don't know if Jackis a full time D and D guy
or not, Like we're head inthat direction. Yeah, wild man,
how often do you check the weatheron your phone? You do that often?
Well, we're gonna see how oftenwe check the weather forecast when we
get back on the show on Rockwith five three screen day on the show

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it's Rock one five three. SoThor used to be a big fan of
weather. Why he's on your caseabout the last Yeah? I know this
day I was elementary school, thisguy wanted to be His dream was to
be a meteorologist. He would cometo school dressed in his bow tide I

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was in. I wore a bowtie to school one time when I was
like a couple of times. Iwore a tie a couple of times in
first and second grade. I wasn'tlike in ninth grade rocking the tie.
Talking about weather, we hearn aboutthe jet stream coming in love. We
love weather, I don't love.I know about it now because of flying.

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And you're also kind of scared ofthunderstores. Sorry, I had sensory
issues when I was young. Well, now, obviously with you flying and
stuff like that, how often doyou think you check the weather every day?
Really? Because I want to seewith flying if it's what the conditions

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are to fly, what the visibilityis and all that stuff. Do you
ever check it off the clock?Yeah? I do because it's interesting and
I checked, like like on myweather app on my phone. You just
have the Apple So for for flying, I use this app called four flight

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and it's like Google. It's likeweather, Google Maps, where it's like
every airport in the country, everydatabase, airspace everything. Yeah, it's
like and it's all from the government'swebsite. So it's like legit. It's
like more legit than your Apple.It doesn't just tell you like cloudy,
Yeah, you know what I mean? Like and then about my apple.

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I have our location. I haveGillespie and I have New York. For
some reason, I always wanted tosee what's going on? You only got
three? Yeah, only got threebecause four flight? I have everything?
What do you mean? Oh onmy I'm maxed out on cities? Why
I tried. I tried to addanother city the other day and it wouldn't
let me. Why do you needto city I got? I got a

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lot that I need to know dependingon where I'm going to get anywhere.
So of course I have my location. I have La Joya I have,
but you live there, that isyour location. That is your location,
right but like right now, mylocation is here. You know. That's
so you need to know? Isweather? Yes? Yes, yes,
Lahoya specifically. That's it. We'redone. You don't go anywhere else.
There's a big difference between the weatherand Mason. But you don't go anywhere

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else, Okay, Brookings, Oregon. Why because we're thinking about retiring there.
Well, my husband's thinking about retiringthere eventually, so I like to
keep an eye on the way youretiring Like five years, No, like
twenty years. But I like tokeep an eye on the well. I
don't know. I you love thisguld you love the cold so much?
What what temperature is brookings Organ?Right now today we're going to have a

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high of sixty you guys right nowforty eight? Oh that's right up your
hour? You got die? Yeah? Uh have brookings Organ? Yeah?
I need Carl's bad. I goton there because my mom used to live
in that area, so I needto know the weather and Escondido sometimes if
I go out to the casinos,I want to know what the weather.

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Talking about going out to the casinos. You never go to the casino El
Cahoon. If I'm invited to Eddie'shouse, you know San Jose because that's
where my husband's family lives. Anaheimfor Disneyland, Vegas because you never know.
Palm Springs, you never know BigBear, you never know. Dude,

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you are weird. I got sheis a freak show. I got
three Hawaii cities. I got NewYork because that's where my family's from.
Three you've only been to two.Oh. I have Valley Center, which
is a little redundant with the EscondinoValley. Last one I added was Atlanta.
Thank you still have Atlanta. It'slike I had places where I'm going

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to travel there. We're going toCanada next month, saw ad Vancouver and
the Atlanta air Just wait till Iget there. Man, such a weirdo.
She's so, that's so weird.Pretty well, Yeah, got a
lot of cities on there. Well. They ask people how often do you
check the weather? Yeah, themost popular answer with forty two percent of

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people saying that they check once aday. But not too far away from
that is thirty nine percent of peoplesaying they check their weather multiple times each
day, sixteen percent changed a fewtimes a week, and three percent a
few times a month. Yeah,low pressure that comes in. They used

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to say, when I lived inDallas, what you don't like the weather?
Wait a minute? Wow, that'sdeep that that's the most Dallas thing
I've ever heard. Oh I don'tlike the weather? Wait a minute?
Change? Was that a promo?I was like, really, it's gonna

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change that quick. I can't livein Dallas. It was weird, definitely
weird. Yeah. I when Ilived in Hamoul during this time of the
year, I would check the weatherNonStop because I was so worried about fires.
That was not good for your mentalhealth. Now, it was the
only time I checked the weather iswhen it is the spring and I have

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baseball and I'm looking for rain.Yeah, that's the only time I got
it. Well, it's San Diego, like, like, I know what's
going to be today? Now toDisneyland. Often do you check that?
I tend to not. I'll sayto my wife, I'll say, Deborah,
you know what's the weather gonna be? Like, I mean, what
am I gonna do? Wear differentshorts? I just need to know if

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I'm gonna throw a jacket in.That's about it. So yeah, all
right, But we heard when itwas Mother's Day the things that moms actually
want for Mother's Day. Mostly itwas a time away from their families.
That's that's kind of what they want. Well, now we're gonna see what
us dads actually want or Father's Day. Coming up next on the show on

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Rock with O five three blank onthe show It's Rock one O five to
three. We got a big newsand big announcement about Blink coming up on
Monday. You definitely want to tunein for that. We talked about this
right around Mother's day. Uh.They asked the question, well, what

(23:23):
do moms actually want on Mother's Day? And mostly it was some sort of
pampering, some sort of spa daytime away from the family alone to kind
of be left alone. Yeah,that was sort of what you guys actually
want. Yeah, well what dous dads actually want for Father's Day?

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I mean for me, I justI don't want to do anything. And
that's such a terrible answer for mywife, like she hates that answer.
But that's all. I would loveto just kick back, maybe hang out
by the pool, watch a Padresgame, maybe watch the US Open.
Nothing, that's that's ideal for meto because I'm kind of busy and so
for me to have a day whereI'm doing nothing is great. Now,

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do I need to be waited onhand and foot or whatever? No,
But I just I just want tochill. What about like a dinner reservation
is ideally? Know? Oh,okay, I don't want to do anything,
Like I don't think you understand.See this again, this is the
thing I have with my wife.She said, Well, don't you want
to play golf? No? Doyou not want to understand what? I
don't want to do anything? Nothingthat literally means I don't want to do
anything, and it's funny, notFather's Day, but on my birthday.

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That's exactly what I wanted. AndHayley was annoyed. I just don't want
to do anything. I think likemy wife and like other wives put too
much pressure on it, and thenand then that they can't think of something
and you don't want to do anything. They feel like you really want to
do something, you know what Imean, Like we feel like we're letting
you down down if we don't dosomething in so many other ways, okay,

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but not like not like, whatdoes Robert want to do? Well?
I asked him. I've been askinghim for a week or so now,
and he keeps saying he doesn't care. I don't want to do anything.
I don't care. We're going onthe boat of Gatto this Saturday,
so he says that's exciting that.But I asked him again yesterday and he
did some gestures that were inappropriate.Oh, he wanted Thursday of actual creature,

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That's what he said he wanted.Agreed it would be nice. I'd
rather do dinner reservations. What aboutthe boo, Well, we all know
he wants, but he gets everysingle day. He doesn't want to leave
the house. He doesn't want todo anything. Yes, he just wants

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to relax, order some grub.Huh, not be around anybody else,
you guys, just just us,just specific. He's not getting it though.
She's making him to her family.So there is a lunch reservation that
has been made that you know,but he doesn't want to do that,
correct, So then yes, okay, that's interesting. So what are the

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other people name as the top thingsthat dads want on Father's Day? Okay,
so these are the things that dadwants to do. So if you
haven't made plans yet, maybe oneof these will fit the dad in your
life. Bottom of the list,six percent say they want to make sure
they spend time with their dad ortheir father figure in their life. Next,
thirteen percent want to do an activity. They want a golf They want

(26:26):
to surf, like, hike whatever. I wouldn't mind golfing, but the
course is too busy, so it'slike there's nothing more annoying than waiting on
holes and things like that, Soyou don't want to I don't want to
do it. Next, we havethirteen percent of dads who say they want
to go out with their romantic partnerwithout the children around and just enjoy alone

(26:48):
time with their partner on father Day. Not in Sky's world. You gott
bring if it's Valentine's Day. Ohyeah, birthdays, kid's coming, the
whole thing. Next, fifteen percentwant to spend time with their friends on
Father's Day, like go out andhave a guy's guys day, guys hang
on Father's Day. Dud on Father'sDay. Fifteen percent of dads want to

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do nothing. The Eddie Boo answerednothing nothing. Nineteen percent of dads want
to spend time on their own.They want to have an alone day.
Nineteen percent of dads yeah, kindof similar to what the mom said.
Next twenty if people hate their families. Yeah, yeah, well well,

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twenty four percent of dads say theywant to watch a movie or binge,
watch a TV show of their choice. Kind of sounds like a lot of
dads, you know, their choices, don't Well, they may have a
say, but you know, somethingfamily friendly or whatever it is. The
school at oh hot one, I'msure the boo would love that. God.

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Number two things dad wants to doThirty percent want to go out beat
taken out, to go out,whether it's just for a drink or a
full meal, and the top answerwas forty two percent of dad say,
I want to relax and have ameal cooked for me at home and enjoy
it at home. Yeah, that'skind of it's so similar, But I
mean, I don't know if Iwant anybody cooking. Wait a minute,

(28:17):
Oh maybe some grub hub or something. Maybe. All right, we are
gonna find out what celebrities are twog are charging on cameo. We're gonna
play some cameo roulette when we getback on the show at Rock with a
five to three. Yeah, foodfighters on the show. It's Rock one
O five three. I would bepretty cool if Dave Grohl was on cameo.

(28:41):
Yeah, I don't think you ifyou would do that, But we'll
see who pops up in cameo roulette. You ever wonder what Ronnie from Jersey
Shore would sound like wishing you ahappy birthday? Hey, what's up with
you boy? Ronnie? Here?I just wanted to say happy birthday.
I hope you enjoy yourself. Bringa lot of ron ron juice. The
GTL thought party will it's time forthe show. Time for the shows.

(29:08):
Cameo Roulette, Yes, a littlecameo Roulette's where the celebrities on cameo do
personalized messages for people. They settheir own price. We spin a wheel,
whatever celebrity it lands on. Youguys got to figure out how much
are they charging on cameo. Weirdlyenough, there's isn't a ton of musical
artists. There's a lot of musicalartists, but they're not good, not

(29:32):
like any good names. William Hung, Yeah, that's about the level of
you bought you that for your birthday. I'll never forget it any What did
he say to you? So amazing? Bang bang oh bad bad move.
That's brilliant. It was brilliant.Really, it was right towards Eddie.

(29:52):
He's bought me two cameos. Let'snot forget she bought me a William Hung
cameo and then that what's his name, Jeff Low from Tiger King, like
the biggest scumbag on earth. Yes, And I'm like, Emily, you're
wasting your money here. I knowI don't want to hear from either one
of these guys. I'm not likea fan of either one. Emily gets

(30:12):
excited and You're like, why didyou do that? And she'll go,
I don't know, it's cool.It's just twenty five Yeah, it's just
forty dollars. Still twenty five bucksin me. That's just like buy me
a burrito. Way rather have aburrito. William Hunk cameo, I have
a dozen donuts. How much Ilove that? I have to have a
No, please don't. So herewe go. Let's spin the wheel.

(30:36):
See who it lands on first.Oh wow, I will be pumped about
this, but I think I'm theonly one maybe in the room. This
guy, you may be what itis landed on San Francisco forty nine er
Kyle use checks they're bad, allthose tackage jacket Taylor Swift was wearing her

(31:07):
jackets. Thank you, and nowshe's she's blown up. She got an
NFLD licensing deal. Yeah that ishuge. So this is her husband football.
Yeah, he's actually a pretty goodyou know, he's a full back,
but he's good, very rare,very rare. No, I think
so fullback and he's made the ProBowl like eight times. But I don't

(31:30):
know. They don't really put fullbacksin, so I don't know. We'll
see. We'll start with you Skywhat do you think Kyle used tech charges
on cameo? This is tough.I want to say a lot. I
mean, they made so much newsthis last season because of her designs.
And then it sounds like he's agood player on a good team. He's

(31:52):
sort of a cult hero amongst fortynine er fans. Wow, because he's
not obviously the best player, butwe all people love like those like down
dirt, tough position players like afull back or Mike Alstott exact back in
the day, exactly you know,of course you knew it when you said
that. Now I get it fromthe from the bucks, one hundred percent.
Now I'm gonna say, oh,this may be a little I'm gonna

(32:15):
say five hundred bucks. Five hundredbucks for Kyle us check. What do
you think thor? I think that'sa little pricey for Kyle ust Check.
I'm going to say three fifty threefifty or what do you think. I'm
going to go right in the middle, well not right in the middle,
bugs in between them and say fourhundred bucks. One of you is hit
it right on the head. Theperson that said four hundred bucks playing the

(32:37):
game. Yeah, that's so.This was a good for four hundred bucks
for Kyle us check Benny. What'sgoing on? Man? This is Juice
fullback for the San Francisco forty nineers, here to wish you a big
happy birthday, happy fourteenth. Ihope it's an incredible one. I hope
you have so much fun. Itsounds like you're going to got some friends

(32:59):
together. You're going out to sixFlags. That sounds like a blast.
Sad I didn't get the invite,but maybe next year. But hey,
man, just wanted to wish youhappy birthday, wish you the best of
luck and everything that you're doing.Sounds like you've been working hard to get
into some football shape. I'm proudof you, and happy birthday. You
and I go to six Flags withthem next year? You don't throw like

(33:22):
go Niners? Yeah, that wouldbe nice. That'd be nice. There
you go. That was interesting thistype. Oh wow, Okay, I
don't know if you guys are goingto know the name. I don't think
any of us watch the show.Do you know the name Cody Brown?

(33:45):
You know the show Sister Wives.Oh yeah, this is the dude with
all of the wives. Oh yeah, Cody Brown from Sister Wise. What
channel is that on history? Ofcourse, it's why I think that was
she just I just forgot about that. It's this guy. What's wrong?

(34:07):
You wouldn't marry him? What agroup of Okay, so this so what
do you think? How much doesthis guy from Sister Wives, Cody Brown
charge on cameo? What do youthink for? I don't know. TLC
is a weird channel, but oddplace watches. I don't have my nine
hundred pound life. You don't thinkthat's great? What I'm gonna say this

(34:29):
guy, what's up with my feet? Like pimple popper on that though?
I do watch this, Oh,Eddie, I'm going to changing lives?
Okay, I'm gonna say he chargestwo hundred bucks? Two hundred bucks?
What do you think, Emily Sky? What did you say? She hasn't
send me? Sorry, that wasthe last She's trying to get it.

(34:52):
I got so wrapped up and itwas photo. Okay, okay, what
do you think this guy? Onefive? I'm going one twenty five?
Yeah, one of you is onedollar off. Oh the person that said
Emily you are on fire? CodyBrown charges one right there. So this

(35:13):
is what you get from the SisterWives Cody Brown, Debbie, it's Cody
Brown from Sister Wives. Tony Larsonwanted me to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you. I hopethat your day is special. I
wish for you that you get yourlove tank filled, because that's what I

(35:34):
wish for everybody on their birthday,because that they have the kind of day
that makes them feel so special,their friends, their loved ones, somebody.
Even if you have to make yourselffeel special, you should be made
to feel special for me to you. Lots of peace, lots of love
and a very happy birthday from CodyBrown and from Tony Larson. What do
you think, Sky? Where's yourlove tank? Cat? I'm trying to

(35:57):
decide it. Is it in mychest? Or is it down below?
I don't know where my love don'tmake it weird? Are you making it
weird? It's in your heart.I don't want to make it a weird
I feel my love tank. I'mconcerned my love taking that for your birthday.
You don't want a message from CodyBrown from a polygamist. No,

(36:20):
no, don't, Actually that's no, I don't okay, now I know,
okay, don't get that for ScottAll right, all right, for
one more spin the wheel sweatlines onthis time? Oh? Perfect. Well,
this is a guy who is inthe news right now. It is
landed on Joey Chestnut competitive eater,the sixteen time champion hot dog eater,

(36:52):
not going to be competing this year. He's been banned from Nathan's Yeah because
he's with Impossible foods Now, butis going to be going against Kobayashi in
a one on one matchup on Netflix. Wow. So Joey Chestnut is in
the news right now. I don'tknow if I've ever heard him speak.
We've interviewed multiple times Sky Oh mygod, multiple you have smoked yourself trying

(37:15):
to think about the time we havemultiple times. No, I'm not doubting
what you guys are saying. I'mno, I'm just trying. I've never
heard him speaking, because right nowI was thinking, does he have a
high? Remember? Remember he comeson he comes on every year around July.
Yes, And I remember last yearI think Eddie's like, I don't
want what are we gonna talk tothis guy about again? So we didn't

(37:37):
have mom last year, but we'vehad him on like four times. Not
in there, guy, are yousick of hot dogs? Do you put
mustard on it? And we gotit? How do you do it?
Do you stretch your stomach up beforehand? It's the same question, the same
questions. But I love the guy. He's incredible. You can only interview
with so many times, never neverforgetting this guy. That was crazy,

(38:01):
that was embarrassing. Yeah, allright, Emily, what do you think
how much does Joey Chestnut charge oncameo? I mean, I feel like
companies could use him to like motivatethem like a motivational speaker. Sorry,
I don't know, motivational speaker likeyou like you want to give up?
Like he's Tom Brady. Tom Bradygave like one of the best speeches of

(38:23):
all time the other day. Youthink Joey Chestnut's given the same kind of
speech? And did Tom win sixteentimes? You he's a winner. I
think you give me a number threehundred bucks, three one hundred bucks for
Joey Chestnut. What do you think, Skuy? I think he can command
a lot of money too. Now, I think that's a little bit high.

(38:44):
He's so lot I'm gonna say two. Yes, what do you think
they think these chicks are insane.I'm gonna say one hundred bucks Max.
Oh yeah, Thorn knows what he'stalking about. You guys are out of
your mind. Joey Chestnut, hehe eats food for a living. Yeah,
but he's the best at what hedoes. But what does that mean?

(39:04):
Honestly, I wanted to go higher. That's higher. Joey chest charges
seventy five dollars. Way, comeon, you're under selling yourself. He's
going to show up in Modesto,California for a at Affair breakfast sausage eating
contest, you know, I meanhe doesn't he needs to make money.
Yeah, but he's gonna get paidthousands of dollars. You gy, you're

(39:25):
crazy. He only got for thehot dog eating contest, which is like
the big, big thing, that'sthe super Bowl. I think he maxed
out of two hundred thousand, yeah, two dollars. That's the super Bowl
for them. Yeah. But hisimpossible foods deal you said was like worth
over a million months, Yeah,like like the big probably not. Well,
this is what Joey Chestnut. Thiswhat you get for seventy five bucks.

(39:49):
Hello, Jim, Joey Chestnut hereand I want to wish you a
very happy birthday and maybe even moreimportantly, an amazing Father's Day. Emily
and Jared, they tell they've toldme that you're an amazing dad. And
in fact, I'm convinced that ifbeing a dad were like eating hot dogs,
you'd be the Joey Chestnut of beinga dad. I hope that makes
sense. Dude, you have agreat birthday, amazing Father's day. Keep

(40:13):
sticking to keep kicking butt and stayinghungry. Oh oh boy. Okay,
I watched a like True Life orESPN thirty for thirty and he lived in
an apartment complex. Yeah, you'reright. I think he moved out now
they I would think so. Ithink Wow familiar. No, okay,
okay, okay, Well, wegot some unfortunate news for US UFC fans.

(40:36):
If you guys were excited about thereturn of Connor McGregor, this is
not gonna go well for you.We're gonna update you on Connor's return.
Next to Sports Dirt. Well,the Padres had the day off yesterday.
I'm gonna start a series against theNew York Mets today. Matt Waldron gets

(40:58):
to start first pitch will be fourto ten. Bad news for US UFC
fans waiting to see the return ofConnor McGregor at UFC three to three at
the end of the month. Nothappening. Connor has been pulled from the
fight due to an injury he sufferedin training. So the card has now

(41:19):
been completely changed as they also lostthe comin event as well, which is
unbelievable. I mean, we're liketwo weeks away. This is not good,
but they put together a legit cardto save it. So the new
main event will be a rematch forthe light heavyweight title between champion Alex Perea
and Yuri Prochaska. Oh yes,now, Carlos Carlos or Olberg was set

(41:44):
to fight Jamal Here in the Comainevent. Hill got injured as well,
So the new comine event is gonnabe a featherweight fight between Brian o'tega and
Diego Lopez, which is a banger. Olberg is gonna stay on the card
and he's gonna be fighting Anthony Smith. Now they say they are going to
reschedule the McGregor Michael Chandler fight forlater this year. I mean, I'm

(42:07):
just reporting the facts, clamber,I don't I'm not giving an opinion.
Is he like, is he gettingclose to Eddie? If he cruises against
Chandler. I don't think we'll eversee him fight again. But he's claiming
that he wants to fight multiple timesthis year. He said, I don't

(42:28):
know what I did. See videosof you partying it up in the club
Proper twelve. You know, peoplewere to go and people were saying,
like, this doesn't look good.He should be training, and then like
rumors started right about him missing thefight. Not good. The US Open
kicked off yesterday. Rory McElroy istied at the top of the leaderboard with

(42:50):
Patrick Kntley, shooting five under.World number one golfer Scottie Scheffler struggled a
little bit, shooting one over,but not as bad as my boy Tiger
Woods. I forgot he's playing Tigershot four over. There's eleven straight round
in a major without breaking par.It's the longest streak of his career.

(43:12):
It's not over. He needs.What said is he can continue to play
as as long as he wants.But it's like like Phil Mickerson could keep
playing and I suck and nobody willcare because it's like he wasn't. Phil's
one of the greats. But hewasn't the greatest, right, he wasn't
Tiger. When you're the to me, when you're the greatest, unless you
play at a super high level,you gotta get out. You don't want

(43:34):
to because you don't want to seelike Kobe could have kept playing basketball,
but you don't want to see Kobekeep playing at at an average level.
It's anyone with Lebron, right,I don't want to see Tiger player.
Just retire, dude, it's over, Yeah, and just retire. He
can come back, it's over.Trevor Lawrence is the latest quarterback to get

(43:55):
paid. The Jaguars gave him afive year, two two hundred and seventy
five million dollar extension with two hundredof it guaranteed, so the fifty five
million average salary ties him with JoeBurrow for the highest in the NFL.
People are kind of knocking this contractbecause he he was looked at as like
an Andrew luck Camp missed and hehasn't been that. But he's so supremely

(44:19):
talented. I know the numbers aren'tthere yet, but I mean he's so
supreme good talented. He's gonna getit together. Stanley Cup playoffs. Last
night saw the Panthers go up threeto zero over the Oilers, winning game
three four to three, so theycan win the cup tomorrow night with a
win. And this is really disappointing. The new NHL team that's moving to
Utah has picked their new name.Guys, now, the finalists for the

(44:43):
names were pretty fun. I thoughtthey had the YETI was in there,
the Blizzard, the Outlaws like acool name. I love that because they
have the Seattle Kraken. Yes,the YETI. That's said, imagine the
marketing. We could have Little Yeti'srunning around the None of those were chosen.
The new team will be known asthe Utah Hockey Club. No do

(45:08):
that? Why because they're like soccerI don't know, because how do you
mark do it and not fun?It's horrible. It's one of the worst
names I've ever heard. And maybewhen soccer clubs do that too, agree
the team agree, it's not it'sthere's nothing like when the Washington when the

(45:29):
Redskins lost the Redskins name, andthey didn't and they didn't have a name
anymore, so they went with thefootball team because they didn't have a name.
They come up with something you idiots. They should lose it and we
should. Sports cart is brought toyou by Palomar Health. When you're in
the middle of something and you runinto somebody, you know, you got

(45:52):
to stop and chat with them.Stop what you're doing. You have to
do that. Well, we're gonnasee what one guy is asking about that
situation coming up next on the showand Rock with a five three on the
show, it's Rock five Street.So Emily's worst nightmare is being out in

(46:12):
public and running into somebody that sheknows. Oh my good, not a
strange running into like an acquaintance.Yeah, Like you hate that. I
hate it so at like a restaurantwhere I'm like, no, I'm going
to be unpublished and I am,I am, I've had a cocktail and
I'm like done up a little bit. It's not so bad, but that's

(46:34):
like rare, right, But likewhen I'm on my daily trips to Walmarts,
the targets, the grocery stores onstuff like that, like I will
completely walk completely to the other endof the store. You see getting in
line right before you're about to checkout another baseball mom. You don't know
her really well, but you knowher and you go say hi, No,

(46:58):
I'm going to like seriously hide outin the back of the doore for
like ten minutes until she's out,or you like the one I don't need
to make I can't stand it.I don't want to make small talk.
I'm not I'm going to worry aboutlike that. I'm going to have like
a hot flash one time a weirdplace. Yes, two days ago,
we got here literally at the sametime, and she backed her bronco in

(47:21):
and I sat in the car wonderinghow long she would sit in her bronco
avoiding me walk and I sat therethere all morning. I sat there.
I'm not kidna you. I satthere for a solid forty five seconds because
I did it on purpose, becauseI wanted to see if she would get
out. She did not get out. I turned around, I saw her

(47:43):
pretending to fumble with faces, andthen I walked into the building, and
then she got you should have waitedin that little area right before the door
door the door. It would havebeen miserable. I wasn't at that time,
but I've done that many times withyou. But that time, I
actually have a bunch of crap thatI needed to put in my purse.

(48:05):
Totally. But I've done it before, totally. Yeah, I don't want
to move on. It's even worse. I want to see you. What's
even worse is if you run intothat person and you're doing something like if
you are, if you're trying toget something done or in the middle of
something, and do you actually haveto stop and chat with that person?
Yeah, is not a big smalltalk guy. Yesterday this happened to me.

(48:30):
What do you mean, Well,there's a guy we all know h
here who likes to have small talkin the hallway, a big backwards walker
or down the hallway. He'll yellat you to talk. Walk And I'm
walking in here and I actually hadsomething to do, and he starts going
off about this movie he wants tosee down the hallway and ask to me
if I want to go, AndI'm like, we don't hang out outside

(48:52):
of we're together. Yeah, wedon't hang out outside of work. I
don't think we have sounds like fun. Why would I want to go?
So I just so and he keepsasking about it, and then I just
go, hey, I got torecord something. I'm sorry, man,
And I just walked to the studioI didn't record anything. Oh oh,
there is a guy that is askingabout that kind of a situation and what

(49:15):
he can do. Yeah. Sohim and his wife are in a bit
of an argument because she thinks theway he handled the situation was extremely rude,
and he's like, what am Isupposed to do? Kind of like
he said, I'm in the middleof something here. So this guy is
a runner, and this guy likesto run I guess five miles before he

(49:36):
goes to work. That's like hiswork. Yeah, five like sweaty and
stuff. Yeah. So you guyshave known runners like that's their thing,
and once they have their thing,that's what that's My brother in law,
he just did a sixty three milerace, sixty three much that is all
on foot, and he was allit was all trails and elevation. It's

(49:58):
insane, Okay, he's yeah,I think it took like fifteen hours.
It's really stupid. Wow. Yeah, So this guy does his five mile
run every morning, and you know, he likes to vary up his route
sometimes and go through different parts ofthe neighborhood and so yeah, so he
switched up his root for a newday and this route happened to go buy

(50:19):
a house of one of his wife'sbest friend and you know, she's a
married woman, so she's there withher husband, who he knows from dinners
and parties and whatever. So he'srunning by. This guy is outside,
and this guy sees him come andknows he runs every morning and is like
kind of trying to flag him down, like, oh, hey, I
come here, I gotta tell yousomething. And guy doesn't want to stop

(50:42):
because he and he only has amile left, and he knows if he
stops in chats that's gonna kill hisrun hime. And also too, when
you stop, your heartbeat slows down, you gotta get it going again.
You don't want to have that talkwhere you're running in place where yeah,
totally being the running apare y.Yeah, So instead of stopping, he
waves at the guy and gives himthe like phone signal on his hand like

(51:05):
call me, like call me,you know what I mean, and then
and then runs on by. Well, I guess he tells his wife what
happened when he gets home, andshe says, that is extremely rude,
extremely r they are our friends.I'm now going to have to hear about
this from his wife. What ifsomebody wants you to stop and talk during

(51:29):
your run, you need to stopand talk. We know who's stopping and
chatting. She'd still be talking tohim. She never fish what's going on.
Sky Wood could never not stop inchat. Yeah, it's going to
be so awkward, but it's goingto happen. Yeah. I like,

(51:52):
if I'm running, if I'm walking, any of that, well, you
don't run. But if you werewalking in the neighborhood, if I was
walking in the neighborhood, zillion percent, I'm dying to stop and hear what
you got time, because hopefully it'sneighborhood gossip. Oh god. But like,
I'm so into my yoga workouts,Like if somebody, like if the
person next to me in the middleof the workout, I think that's a

(52:13):
little different. If you're completely interruptingsomething that's going on. Yeah, yeah,
but that's the closest I can relateto somebody who runs shopping. If
you're on your way somewhere, I'llbe late. You'll ruin my whole day.
But I won't. I won't berude enough to you know. And
then she wouldn't be able to cutoff the conversation to the point where the
person's like, God, why didI stop this? And I'm awkward talking.

(52:37):
Oh yeah, sorry, I thinkthe guy did was fine. Yes,
just keep running, broke, keeprunning for all right. Today is
a free comedy Friday. We're excitedto have an old friend back a studio.
Steve so Moan is going to behanging out with us in studio when
we get back on the show androck with a five. Three that's sublime

(52:58):
on the show. Three. Todayis free comedy Friday. And let me
tell you something. I was veryexcited when I saw that our old friend
Steve Simone is back and we werejust talking like how long has it been
Steve? Like this is crazy thatSteve used to come in. We see
quite a bit and then it's beena minute since you've been in. He

(53:21):
is performing at the Grand Comedy Clubup in Escondido. Great place to go
see a show, get some deliciousfood as well. It's fantastic pizza,
next level. A couple of showstonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night.
Go see Steve. The nicest manin comedy it is. I don't
care, He's just a great humanand so I just love Steve I'm so
glad you're back, dude. I'mso happy to be It's crazy where you

(53:43):
been. I moved to Florida,Oh did you really? Yeah? Liked
Codhat. It was the end ofthe world and I wanted to get to
someplace safe. County Buddy'll take careof you, no doubt about it.
Mass What are those get out ofhere? Oh? That was the weird.
That was surreal because it was likethe older people were, the less

(54:05):
they cared, and I thought itwas going to be the opposite, right
and crazy. I honestly so itwas time to get out of la Okay.
This was like June of twenty twenty. Wow, you really, said
Joey Diaz and I went through COVIDlike it was good fellas. It was
like prison. Like he was likeyou a dog. I bought some clams.
You want to make someone like Joey. I don't know how to make

(54:28):
that. You'll figure it out.He would drop off food. I would
cook it and then me le Saiattand Joey Diaz that's crazy and figure out
that was your bubble family. Yeah. Yeah, And then God blessed Joey.
He was like, you know,he had seen some things in life.
Yeah, and he's like Steve Simone, this is not good. No,
these streets are talking, dude.I saw a man hit with a

(54:50):
battle axe and broad daylight. Hewas bleeding profusiously and Charmanoak's dock in the
morning. We got to get outof here. You gotta get out.
Yeah. Meanwhile, you're slicing garlicwith raised there yeast barlic with liqualifying.
It's amazing. Wow. So doyou do you enjoy Florida? Do you
really Florida? Middle nowhere? Okay? Oh dude, it's all cows.

(55:14):
Wow, so awful. Like,dude, the gators, Oh, I've
seen them. They're they're like realdinosaurs. I didn't even think they were
real. I'm like those Cally peoplewere like, you see one, it's
like they're just so and then youforget they could eat you, like it's

(55:34):
a dinosaur. Yeah it is.And then they start to move. You're
like, well, and then thewhole my whole career there. I was
like, if you zigzag, theycan't catch you, and people like,
no, that's how you get eating. You got to go. I think
that's how you avoid a bullet exactly. Yeah, I don't think alligator folks
live in the villages. My parents. You know what, I tell people

(55:59):
like, I had no idea howawesome retired people were because the only thing
I do is go to church andeat donut there. My buddies are like
seventy or over. I tell myfriends, I go, if your parents
have retired to Florida and you thinkyou're getting an inheritance, you are not.
There's going to be nothing left.So cute. Yeah, their their

(56:20):
community is like one of the leadersfor like STDs and those that you're like,
I'm afraid to go. I would, it's too much. Yeah.
Yeah, but most people from thevillages are from New York, the New
York Jews. My parents are,and they moved to New York. They
moved to the villages because it's somuch cheaper to live there, and it's
this giant community. And my andthey drive around their golf cars and they
have nine whole golf courses everywhere,have all these activities. But my dad

(56:45):
just sits on the couch all dayand does nothing. My mom's out in
about a little bit more. Butyeah, but they my parents, my
dad's sixty eight, my mom's sixtyseven. But they act, but they
act eighty nine and that's a dormle. Yeah, well that's how it all
worked. So I went there.I just wanted to get I was like,
I can live on the beach inFlorida for less money than when I'm
paying for the valley. And I'mlike, all right, let me figure

(57:07):
it out for a couple of months, and then I realized, Okay,
my parents aren't getting any younger.So I'd been in LA for twenty years
and I'm like, let me buya little house. And it was where
it's really safe. Yeah, myfriend told me it was really safe.
And then I moved to my parentsin and it was so much fun.
I'm like, I'm not giving thiswhat am I am? I going to
go to Austin or lay have mymom's lasagna and come now. I'm good.

(57:30):
God, that's that's legit. That'sawesome. But you're back now,
which is good. So happy tosee you. So yeah, Grand Comedy
Club up in Escondido. Definitely gocheck out Steve because he puts on a
great show. What I love aboutSteve and what really bonded us back in
the day is our love of wrestling, right and kind of old school wrestling
too, because Steve You was goodfriends with Rowdy Roddy Piper, which which

(57:54):
I always will remember, and Ilove Roddy on like another level. Dude.
He was the cool list dude ever. He one of the highlights.
And I kid you not, I'vebeen doing this for over thirty years.
The highlight of my career was whenRoddy did an hour on this show and
I thought he was going to behere for like ten minutes. Yeah,
he stayed for an hour and Icould have done twenty hours with the guy.

(58:15):
I mean, he had incredible Thatremind me, how did you guys
even? Okay, so this iswhat happened. I remember vivid. It
was I had done a Christmas entertainingour troops overseas. Okay. I was
like, you know what, Idon't have kids. If somebody's gonna go,
I can do it. Okay,right, I'm not married, not

(58:36):
have kids. I can give upa Christmas for the people fighting overseas.
And it was Christmas two thousand andeight and it was awesome. Yeah.
I remember spending Christmas Day on theUSS Nimics. It was it's amazing.
Yeah, you fly in. Itwas like so cool. We did.
It was the most incredible shows.We were all over that whole region.
That's great. And then when Ifinally hooked up the Wi Fi again,

(58:58):
I was in Dubai and there wasan email from Eric Abrams, who at
the time was the town coordinator atthe Improv and it just said in the
subject line rowdy comedy. I'm like, I'm not rowdy coming, I'm not
around and I licked at it waslike, do you have any interest in
doing a comedy show with rowdy RoddyPiper. I was like, because because

(59:20):
you were a fan, already hugefan from back to the day and all
that stuff, you know, theawesome stuff the eighties. Yes, So
then I couldn't wait. I couldn'twait to meet him. And I remember
like telling all my friends like andI was so nervous. I was like
a little kid meeting Santa, becausethat was back then, is that he
was trying to get into the comedyand telling stories one man show. So

(59:43):
his manager so he sees me,I'm the only comedian at the time that
had wrestling specific material, and Iwas like a little afraid of him.
It's intimidating. Yeah, Plus likein my brain he was rowdy. Roddy
Pipe is a bad guy. He'sgoing to hit you with a coconut.
I remember, he seems nice,but don't trust him. Yeah, that's

(01:00:06):
you're gonna turn on you. Yeah. Yeah, didn't tell me stories about
what happened with that. Snooker reallytried to kill him for months after.
That's crazy. So there's a veryfamous Yeah he did, he did.
He didn't murder somebody. Jimmy supervised. Take it. Back in the eighties,
he was on this thing called Piper'sPit, which is rowdy Rodney Piper's.
It was the first real talk showthat a wrestler had on TV.

(01:00:29):
And so he had Jimmy snook onand Jimmy was from the Islands and Fiji
and all this stuff. And hegot grabbed a coconut and hit him in
the head with it and knocked himout and it was this crazy thing.
Caused a big feu and it wasa real it was a real cocon skin.
It stood and open. So hehad him for real. Yeah,
and so he really tried to gethim after that. Yeah, that's crazy.
Reize how real. So much ofit was so many right now,

(01:00:52):
I feel like a fact kid I'mlike, that goes I'm here for Hey,
I'm gonna make some popcord Roddy.I do my wrestling bit and he
just like this is a sold outimprov comedy club. And he just hugs
me and starts to pet my hairlike the dog buddy. He was like,
that was such a sweet story.I'm like, I can't believe I'm

(01:01:13):
friends with what's happening right now.And the next day his manager called me
and she was like, Roddy reallyliked your set. He'd like to come
see you at the comedy store.So he comes to the comedy store,
but I was going up so latein the night January of two thousand and
nine. I remember when he showedup, he had a friend, and

(01:01:35):
then I didn't know if it washis girlfriend, but it turned out it
was his daughter in La, youknow what I mean. Yeah, And
she's gorgeous. Yeah, And I'mlike, so I sat them in a
booth and then like I'm waiting twohours ago, and I kind of forget
that they're there, and I rememberI was doing a bit about drinking invisible
tea with my niece, and thenthe thought occurred to me. I'm like

(01:01:57):
why are you doing this, Roddy. Roddy Piper's in the audience think you're
a nerd and made him made himlove me even more. Yeah, so
it was awesome. So then afterwards, his manager calls me. He's like,
look, Roddy's recently sober. Wewant to get him involved in comedy.
You seem like the perfect match.He thinks you're a good guy,
you don't really party, you'd bea good influence. Do you want to

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go meet him? I'm like yes, So then I went up to the
top of the Hollywood Hills. Wehad to talk, and he's talking about
it. He was like, youknow how many fights I've had him like
fights, this is pro wrestling.I didn't realize how real it was for
those guys. Oh dude, Iremember, I have so many of those
stories. So, long story short, we link up and I start to

(01:02:43):
meet him every day at the comedystore during the day, every day.
Yeah, so he would. Iwanted to get him comfortable enough on stage
where it was no longer a showand he could just be himself because he
wanted to tell jokes. I'm like, dude, you don't need to know
stores just because smart the Comedy Storein Hollywood. The philosophy of that club

(01:03:07):
is literally painted on the wall whereyou buy your tickets, and it's from
the late great Mitzi Shore, thegodmother of comedy. That note she's that
this is coming from the mountaintop,and it said potluck night. Sunday night
is potluck night. It means anybodywith the desire can be can have three
minutes on stage. It doesn't meanyou need to be funny in three minutes,

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but you need to be you,which is very much the comedy store.
Don't don't go for the last setbecause you mean it. So I
wanted to start. I'm starting topull these stories out of Roddy and get
them to stop being like take mywife please, Like this is a good
story to tell. It's the fascinatingthing. The stuff that was the most
fascinating. He didn't throw He toldme this is not a lie. We're

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talking. It was like, well, it's like the time I got high
with the Ninjas, so this isa real story. And then I'd be
like, Roddy, tell the ninjas. Nobody's gonna want to hear that,
Like I'm dying to know what itis. He was filming there's some martial
arts actor director guy named Sonny Chiba. He gets a shout out like every

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Tarantino. So Roddy was like inGada somewhere in Central America filming a martial
arts movie. There was this civilwar. Three clicks away, he goes,
bombs are blowing up. So hesaid, what made it fascinating was
is that there were quote unquote Americantough guys and Japanese tough guys that we're
going to be in this movie.And he goes in the Japanese tough guys

(01:04:36):
for Ninja's I'm like, wait,a c ninjas are real. Yeah,
I'm like, it's a Halloween costIt's like a pirate which are also real.
It turns out sure, so hegoes, oh yeah, they're there
assassins for the Yakuza. I'm like, wait, what what world do you
live in? So he said,the ninjas and the American guys, there

(01:04:57):
was beef like static, we're nottalking about mister Fuji here. Okay,
you remember his mister Fuji story.No I don't. Oh it became an
episode of South Park. I justI'll just get to punch your game asassins.
So they're not talking to each other, and Roddy said, there was

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one time they were in the gymtogether and Roddy was on a rowing machine.
He was on the rolling machine forlike about a half an hour,
and then the ninja got onto therowing machine next to him and they're not
talking all Japanese. Roddy speaks English, and Roddy's like, I'm not giving
up. I'm going to make surehe's the first to do it. So
after two and a half hours,the ninja finally stopped. Roddy went,

(01:05:41):
it was like a weird competition.Everything was a weird competition on the set.
He was like, but then I'msmoking a joint by myself up in
the room and one of the ninjasis walking down the hall and he kind
of peeks his head in and hewas like and Roddy's like, yeah,
you want to get high, andjust like yeah. Then they start talking

(01:06:02):
and he realized how much they hadin common, how cool they were,
And after about half an hour intothe conversation, Roddy looks at the ninja
and it was like, you reallyhad me food. I had no idea
you spoke English, And the ninjalooks at him and goes, I don't
know how to speak English, andRoddy goes, dude, I don't know
Japanese, and then Ninja goes,I don't know English, and then they

(01:06:24):
realized they shouldn't be talking to eachother, and then they looked at each
other and couldn't understand the word.After that, what I don't wait to
seke it Roddy telling me you gotso high with the Ninja you could communicate
with him, and he was like, it was the eighties, that must
have been. That's awesome. Well, Steve, I tell you, I'm
so happy you're back. Got togo check him out Grand Comedy Club in

(01:06:46):
escandiego, Like I said, acouple of shows tonight, a couple of
shows tomorrow night. Great stuff,Steve. Get it's Father's Day. Guys.
We got a shout out that thisshow six thirty much better than that
go home love it. Thanks.But we are a big Disney family,
me and my kids and wife.We go to Disneyland all the time.

(01:07:09):
Well, Emily has asked me before, if you don't mind me asking how
much does that how? Well,we're going to see what it costs an
average family to go to Disneyland.When we get back on the show at
Rock with a five three boy onthe show, It's Rock on five three.

(01:07:34):
So me and my family were bigDisney family. We go to Disneyland
all the time, go to DisneyWorld all the time, that kind of
thing, big fans of it.But it's expensive. I mean, there's
no doubt it's expensive, you know. I mean, but that's that's really
all we do. I mean,that's that's our that's our vacations is Disney
you know, So it is whatit is. I pretty much know all

(01:07:57):
the different hotels around the area,Like we're not staying at the Disneyland Hotel
or Grand California every time. Youknow, every once in a while we'll
get to stay there, maybe fora broadcast too, that's when we take
advantage of that. But I've donemy research around the hotels around the parks
and so I know what hotels costaround there. I've stayed at most of

(01:08:18):
them. That was kind of ourgoal for a little while, is to
try to stay at almost all ofthem and check them all out. And
you know, I kind of do. I mean, I can tell you
like just about every one of themthat we've stayed at just about every one
of them, and I know whatthey cost and which ones are good,
which ones aren't. That kind ofa thing. Now do you know the
same for disney World? Do youguys? Go? Disney World is so

(01:08:40):
wildly different because you want to stayat a disney World hotel because of the
shuttles, it's not walkable, soyou have to get shuttled to the different
parks, or you can take amonorail for certain ones of them. Can't
believe you've never brought your door toDisney World's guy. I've asked her,
I've beenvited her several times that they'rejust the thing, very human. That's

(01:09:02):
very human. That's what you're well, and it costs a lot of money.
And we're we're not private helicopter.I don't have a jet now one
of each. But we're not reallybig theme park people. Because my husband
can't go on any of the rides, so you don't do anything with his

(01:09:25):
opinion, does not matter. Whyeven bring him? Okay, you went
to Atlanta without him, you wentto Epcot. He would have a blast
just going and eating. It's mydad's favorite place because he doesn't go on
rides either. So my dad lovesEpcot. You can drink around the world.
That's a big thing. It's ait's a Emily I would say.
I would say, Emily, whyhaven't you brought your son to Disney World?

(01:09:48):
But he loves Vegas. I meanthat was said like five years ago,
Thorne. He was when he waseight. Your son actually loves Vegas?
What So, Yeah, if youwant to go to Disney, I
get it. It can be veryexpensive. Now we are Magic key holders,
which is, you know, liketheir annual pass now, and so

(01:10:10):
that I guess so if you goas often as we do, it sort
of pays for itself pretty quickly.Yeah, which is nice. But if
you're just like, all right,we're making a plan, we're going to
Disney. How much is that goingto set you back? Well, they
looked into this. Yeah, Andit's interesting because I think sometimes we take
it for granted because even though itstill costs a lot, for us,
we're lucky enough where we could doa day trip to Disneyland. Now it's

(01:10:32):
still going to cost a good amountof money, but at least we're not
having to pay for plane tickets,we're not having to pay for a hotel.
And this is this is kind ofwhat it is for me to go
to Disney World exactly. Yeah,going across the country. Yeah, but
for most four yeah, for mostof the country to come to Disneyland is
quite a thing. Now. Theysurvey thousands of families and about seventy seven

(01:10:53):
percent of US families have taken achild under the age of eighteen to one
of the Disney parks at some point. So that's definitely the majority of Americans.
But the crazy part is about halfof the families that go to Disney
say they have had to go intodebt to actually make it happen. They

(01:11:15):
actually have to hold onto some debt, do some payment play on type of
things. And so according to thisstudy, the average famili's Disney related debt
for a single trip is two thousanddollars And that's the debt portion. But
how many days, Well that's it? Is it a park copper ticket?

(01:11:35):
Right? Yeah? They yeah,they don't break it down that crazy.
But they then ask the people,well, where did you blow your budget?
Where did you end up going indebt? And sixty five percent of
the people say it's the in foodpark, beverages and souvenirs. There are
so many people that do that,or like rolled up bag of chips,

(01:12:00):
you won't do there. I'm therefor the food, want I want to
eat kids, and we're going DisneyWorld. MoMA is packing my mom and
my wife is packaging sandwiches, chipsand ours license. The only person that's
getting something is probably what about themom didn't pack up? Mom? Mom

(01:12:21):
packed a PEB and J for you. A little walker, but there's there.
Oh yeah, it's a cord dog. He could watch me eat.
Wow, will you give him abit? Maybe my dad didn't give me
any Oh, here we go.We'll keeping that cycle going. Yeah,
that's either on the low side orthe high side, depending on what we're

(01:12:43):
talking. Yeah. Well, evenwith all that said, sixty percent of
people say they have no regrets.It was well worth going into debt with
those memories, and they would doit again again this year. Wow,
it's gonna be great Thanksgiving. Yeah. Probably, Oh my god. Well,
Thor talks to his dad all almostevery single day. Was his best
man in his wedding. Just heardhow he treated him. Probably best friends

(01:13:06):
these two. Well, we're goingto see how many people think their parent
is their best friend. When weget back on the show on Rock with
a five three that's Black Sabbath onthe show, it's Rock one O five
to three U Thor. I washonestly kind of surprised back when you got

(01:13:26):
married that you chose your dad tobe your best man. But it makes
sense knowing your guys' relationship. Youtalk to him basically every day. Yeah,
my mom and Dad's initials on myarm still waiting for me to make
the cut. At some point,I feel like my initials might be on
your arm. Saved it for hisother arms. That's that me, me

(01:13:46):
and Haley. We'll finally that.Yeah, you don't make that cut.
And so would you say your dad'sprobably your best friend? Yeah, I
mean he can annoy me a lotsadvice versa, and he frustrates me.
But yeah, when I have issues, he to guys. I go to
guy and he's still he still bringsit. He still knows how to give

(01:14:08):
good advice and and we joke around, we argue a lot. But yeah,
Emily, you're super close to yourmom. Would you put her in
the category of best friend? SoI don't like to say that I have
one best friend because I have multiplepeople that are so close to that I
go to for different things and consin the best friend category. I feel

(01:14:30):
like she's closer with her sister,and though like her mom is Emily's mom,
that's basically what she is the best. My sister is not the best.
She is she's awesome, but I'mgreat too. I think your mom
and your dad love your sister themost. That's a really hurtful and I
don't think. I don't think that'sI don't think that's true. Well,

(01:14:54):
we know real, Emily. Youknow, maybe they had hard feelings with
this one. I don't think.I don't think that they did. I'm
the same Emily. I just Ijust got older, my hair got darker.
I mean, okay, okay,uh sky. I know we're in
some difficult times right now with yourmom, with new dad. Your mom's

(01:15:16):
deaf. In your mom's world.You're not her best friend anymore. Her
new family maybe yeah, her newfamily well, I don't know about her
new family. But her her boyfriendis her is her new number. Wow,
he's he's getting everything, all themoney. But that being said,

(01:15:36):
your daughter, I think is yourbest friend. You guys do, I
mean, we're we're best friends.We're close, But I mean you only
hang out with your daughter, likeevery day we're we do do something together,
get a little much. To behonest, spike it. We don't
tell me you're the cool mom.You don't whatever she wants cigarettes, make

(01:15:59):
fun of, make fun of theold guiles at your house. No,
cigarettes are all facts. That's myhusband of him. So as weird as
it would seem, would your daughtersay that, Yeah, it's hard because
I know as a teenager, youdon't think your mom's your best friend.
You have your own best friends.She wouldn't say that to like other people,

(01:16:21):
if you describe, but the definitionof what a best friend is it's
you. Yeah, yeah, guysare best friends. Oh yeah, definitely.
We're always doing things together. Shelike tells me stuff, which is
awesome. I hope that always happens. But oh, she'll tell me all
the stuff about, you know,what's going on with other people's relationships and
friends. If I was a friendof your daughters, I wouldn't want to

(01:16:41):
tell her. Guy's gonna be allthe other listening her game. But yeah,
definitely I think we're besties. Whenyou put it like that, I
think you make it. We're socringe making so cool make you cringe?
I think I made it fine withwhat it was, and then you made
it cringe. Where besties remember whenthey did that sleepover in their living room

(01:17:09):
and we watched Coachella. Made bracelets. That's what besties do, right,
We made bracelets. Huh? Haveplans of summer to sleep in the ADU
do a sleepover there, So you'redoing sleepovers with your daughter with all the
Boba girls. He'll be in thehouse, Yeah, the old guy in
the house. Yeah, he's notinvited to our now pumped. He's going
to be walking in on him.He's not gonna have to have headphones on

(01:17:34):
the laptop on full blast. Okay, really, well, a lot of
Americans, I guess, do considera parent as their best friend. Yeah.
They surveyed thousands of US adults andfound that, especially as we get
older, we are more likely torefer to one of our parents as our

(01:17:56):
best friend. They say, youknow, definitely we have and ship feelings,
And you can get that answer foryounger people that they say specifically,
once you go over forty years old, that's when you feel closer to your
parent than ever before. With fiftyeight percent saying they are my best friends.
The majority of oh, I know, wow, isn't that wild?

(01:18:19):
Yeah? So what do you dowith your bestie? They say the leep.
The top thing is going shopping together. Next is trying new restaurants and
new types of food together. Andthe third thing is traveling to new places
and actually taking a trip with yourparents Atlanta, Atlanta, where is Boba?

(01:18:44):
And gossiping about other mean girls thatdid make the cash. I don't
think that applies to this study.They say forty percent of people have actually
learned something new about their parents thatthey know ever knew their entire life,
with fourteen percent of people learning thatone of their parents was actually married before

(01:19:09):
and they never knew about it.Fourteen percent of adults who are besties with
their parents. That's wid Yeah,but imagine find that out. I mean,
I guess when you're young, whywould you tell your kid that?
But then when you're an adult it'sone of those guys. Okay. Speaking
of Father's Day is on Sunday,and I don't know, this looks like
it could be offensive. We're goingto go over the top dad rock bands?

(01:19:32):
Oh of all time rock? Noteven mean? I'm confused, we'll
find out coming up next on theshow at Rock with a five three.
Well, the Padres had the dayoff yesterday. Sat Emily wanted to keep
playing. I did. I thoughtthat they were. They should keep playing
to keep them momentumum. I haveto travel to New York. Oh,
I know it's a little while.Yeah, okay, yes, they're playing

(01:19:55):
the Mets starting today. Matt Waldronis going to get the start. First
pitch will be four ten. TheUS Open kicked off yesterday. Rory McElroy
was tied the top the leaderboard withPatrick Cantley, shooting five under. World
number one golfer Scottie Scheffler. Hestruggled little bit, shooting one over.
Didn't get arrested this time. Goodnews we saw three rounds ago, so

(01:20:17):
hopefully. But the news is notas good for Tiger Woods. Fortunately for
a mat Tiger. He shot fourover. That's uh no, it is
not. If he shoots four underday, he's right back in it.
Yeah, that's gonna happen. Goodjust for tire Tiger. No, take

(01:20:41):
that incredible personality into the booth,the booth at the waffle house. Yeah.
His eleven straight rounds in majors withoutbreaking par Is, obviously the longest
streak of his career. So it'sbeen a little rough. He's had a
rough patch talking about his can whatI said, I wasn't talking about that.

(01:21:05):
Come on, guys, Trevor Lawrenceis the latest quarterback to get paid.
The Jaguars gave him a five year, two hundred and seventy five million
dollars. Now you don't have togo seventy five. Two hundred of it
is guaranteed. I remember when Ithink it was Kirk Cousins got one hundred
guaranteed and I thought that's insane.Two hundred guaranteed. Now for Trevor Lawrence

(01:21:28):
only a few years later. Sothe fifty five million dollar average salary ties
in with Joe Burrow as the highestpaid in the NFL. So what do
you think TUA is gonna get?Probably more? Probably I think probably like
fifty six maybe a little bit more. It's better than or is this the
I mean to U was an MVPA good year last year, but one

(01:21:49):
too is like this. I'm onlysaying this because, like, because he's
like a polarizing figure like Daniel Jones, a polarizing we go. But t
is like two is like that ina sense where like he's good, but
people just don't want to give himhis credit no matter what. It's weird
because he's not because he's good,but he's not great. But then he

(01:22:11):
puts up crazy numbers. He's likeEli was like that where it was like
he was good, but he wasn'tyou know what I mean? He's he's
good. Is he a franchise guythat you want to give two and seventy
five million times? Could you say? No? I guess you have to
at this point. It's like samething with Dak Prescott, Right, yeah,
I guess. Okay, what's betterout there? Really? Stanley Cup

(01:22:31):
playoffs last night saw the Panthers goup three to oh over the Oilers,
winning game three four to three.So my Panthers could win the Cup tomorrow
night. Oh yeah, I'm asPanthers guy. What do you know?
You remember? I thought you werea Sharks fan. No, they're good.
I can't wait to hoist the cupthough hosts A Panther Rozi by Jersey

(01:22:58):
Bikes be a sub above of ifyou got a dog. You know,
we've all been there before. Sometimeswhen you're getting a little intimate with your
partner. You feel the eyes onyou. Ye, dog's watching at the
hell let him watch that? Boy. Well, we're gonna see what one
guy is asking about that when weget back on the show. I'll rock
with O five three. Really,I know on the show it's rock one

(01:23:25):
O five to three. So ifyou have a dog, or have ever
had a dog, I think you'veprobably been through this situation before, where
you know, you may have boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, whatever
whatever you're into, may have themover. Things get a little frisky,

(01:23:45):
and you know, you get alittle wild. Things start happening in the
bedroom, little bedroom situation here,skuys you like to say husband wife time.
There we go, wifetime, littlefreaky deeky business happening in the big
group. Just a little but nowyou're full? Who not? Just who

(01:24:06):
go full? Yeah? Which isa Saturday night? Oh that's crazy.
So this is happening and you justget a feeling like what I feel?
I have a feeling like I'm beingwatched. Oh hidden camera, no sky.
You glance over an old Fido staringyou down, wants know what's what's

(01:24:29):
what are you doing to mama?What are you? What's going on?
There, or maybe you're in aposition that it's pretty familiar to old and
you're like, really, tag mein, bro or something. I don't
know, tag me in, bro. I don't know what's happening. I
don't know what's happening. And sowe've all been there where the dog is

(01:24:50):
watching while you're getting down. It'sweird. It's definitely weird. Well,
one guy is in a situation withhis girlfriend and her dog that he needs
clarification on. Yeah, so hehas been dating a girl and they're now
boyfriend girlfriend exclusive, and I guesshe has a ton of roommates and so
his house, you know, there'salways a bunch of stuff going on,

(01:25:12):
but she has her own little likestudio apartment. Yeah, so he says,
they now spend happens oh you knowso Yeah, so they basically spend
all their time there now. Andyeah, if they ever want to get
freaky deeky, they know that it'smuch better. Oh the fullmates, bro,

(01:25:33):
you who go who's over that?You know what I mean? I
don't know what you Okay? Andturns out girlfriend has a dog and you
know, just it sounds a littlesimilar to Thor's wife, Haley with The
dog is her soulmate, The dogis her best friend. The dog is
from everything. Yeah for the dog, Yeah, I know. Yeah,

(01:25:54):
and so of course the dog hasfree rome of the studio apartment. And
uh, I guess. So whenthey have sex, the dog sits right
on the foot of the bed andjust stares at them. Oh and uh
he has me like, where doyou put studio bedroom? Yeah? Just

(01:26:15):
ignore. Yeah. Can you tellus once that your dog started licking your
toes? Well, I had mydog oscar r I p. He would
once I started making out, welltrained, he was well trained. He
would jump off the bed. Hewould keep me sitting next to her.
He jump off the bed, andthen he would just hang on on the
couch and then come back because Ilive in the studio, and then come
back when we were done. Hewas the best. He was my soulmate.

(01:26:38):
But now, yeah, my dogWilson's a puppy and he was trying
to lick my foot and I wasmoving wrong. We have been into it.
You're kind of weird. Yeah,not to get too far off track
the podcast bell Yeah, yeah,so he said to his girlfriend, can

(01:26:59):
we do something about this because itreally creeps me. Out and honestly affects
my performance, because really, getover get over it, give me a
breaking eyes. I don't care.Buster Haley's dog was she she he wouldn't
he was old, so Haley wouldn'tenforce them to leave a bed. She'd
move him over and he'd be staringat me whatever. Yeah, yeah,

(01:27:24):
he definitely want to know what thehell is going on? Yeah, he
knew what was going on. Stopit to watch. The girlfriend said,
oh, get over yourself, justignore me. Yeah, and so he's
like, what do I do movingforward? How do I deal with this?

(01:27:45):
What is there to deal with?Who cares? Just let it happen.
Well, it's tougher because it's astudio. Like for me and my
wife, we just we kicked thedog out and close the door. It's
super easy. But a studio thebathroom to if they scratch and whine and
that that's what happens. I'd ratherhave it watched than distract being hearing stuff.

(01:28:08):
Maybe just do it late at nightwhen the lights are off and you
can't see him staring at you.That's the lame. That's kind of what
Sky does. Lights off? Wasthe one staring at her? Yeah?
Well, here's a hot tip.Here is a hot tip for everybody out
there. Hot tip if you closeyour eyes the entire time. Okay,

(01:28:34):
al right, So coming up onMonday, we're going to see what Sky
is gonna eat and Sky plus weare going to hear how awful Sky was
to her new dad on Father's Dayand hear about a joke that new dad
made that Sky did not like atall. We'll find out about that all
on Monday,