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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we have been hearing these stories of Thorn being
a new parent, and it's pretty wild. Man. He's got
a lot of thoughts and feelings and the way he
does things there are a little untraditional, you know that
he's talking about he wants to, you know, watch things
with his son that are not like childlike. You know,
he doesn't want to watch like Disney movies. He doesn't
(00:20):
want to watch Blueye, he doesn't want to watch the shows.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The other day on my Instagram, real, I saw an
old w W attitude era.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's not a great thing to show him.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And Stone Cold hits the Patterson and Briscoe with the
share shot to the head and it's crazy. And Lynda
McMahon comes out out of her coma. By the way,
she's the Secretary of Education now now, thank god she
got out of her coma about the.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Stone Cold has given a stunner to the President of
the United States. He's stun trying and the Secretary of
Education's wild. So I was showing my I was watch
and I show I was showing my son. You're showing Walker.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, and he's two months old, and I said, I
can't wait for you to be like eight or nine
years old, and I could show you the attitude.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
The double bird. You're gonna let him see that?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh yeah, I can't tell his mom, she's against it.
Oh but whatever, he's going to join the kiss my
Mask club. No, he'll be starting it.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh okay, okay, yeah, that's a wild thing to show
your child. But this is how Thorn grew up. Thor
grew up watching Major League Married with Children and all
these shows. So he doesn't want to watch the kids stuff,
you know, and that because Thorn doesn't want to watch
And then my wife goes, don't you want me to
be innocent? You would think you want all right, all right,
(01:42):
I can't wait for those phone calls to come from
school of like your son, what you know, was he doing.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The crotch tib or giving double birds to everybody that's
not smart? Fifth grade?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, and that didn't really work out for you. So
he's got that going off for him. Then, you know
we've been hearing about you know that he'll read stuff
to Walker, but he'll read him like Giants Insider info. Yeah,
because he wants to read to him, but he doesn't
want to read kids books. Yeah, and we're like, dude,
what are you reading Twitter? Like, what's weird? Recent?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
A couple of weeks last this past week, I read
to him in a whole article Ian O'Connor wrote for
The Athletic on how John Harball was going to change
the giant hot.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You are so weird he was. He was locked at
Oh really, Heed, he was locked in and so the
you know, we don't understand it. And you know, he
also got all these kids books at the baby shower.
That was that was one of the things is bring
a children's book to the shower. So you must have
like fifty to one hundred kids.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Books, so many, and it's And then my sister when
she came to town a couple of weeks ago, she
had a whole suitcase just of books. Oh really, she
brought from her his two boys. Yeah, and that's great.
She literally just a suitcase of books.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So, yeah, your wife has finally gotten in there and
has started to make you read these books to walker, right.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, because my wife. Because at first it was just
like picture books, which I love. And then big pop
up guy.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's a monkey where they come from.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
They made sounds of better. I'm sure that's coming next
to you. You should be making this sounds Oh yeah,
that's what you're supposed to be. So yeah. So I've
been forced now to read these these like like like
the New Baby.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Books to the like get annoyed because things.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Rhyme, right, you're not a fan, you think they're dumb. Yeah,
I don't like some of them. There's this one that
I have to read that he likes. Really, there's this
dinosaur one and it's a little too much because they
go full dinosaur names and sometimes I have a hard
time pronouncing some of these dinosaur names.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh, I mean, why do you go full dino names
because we're trying to teach them.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
He's just t rep Yeah, you can go t rex. Yeah,
you could just say rap there. You don't have to
say velociraptor. Okay, pages are thick. On one hand, I'm
the book of the other hand, on my son, it's
just a pain in the ass.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Have you read the book that Emily got you that
she keeps saying is the greatest book track? It's a
page turner.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It is a real page turner. That was my son
read's favorite.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You have you read that one?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Have not?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But he's only two months. He's only takes a line.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm going to read it. I promise, I'm not. I'm
not kidding. I think I got him that dinosaur book.
We got him a Dina book. I don't know if
it's that specific one, but we got him a Dina book.
That was the one we advanced.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
For a two month old.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Clearly, so you hate these kids books so much so
that you even claim that you're going to write a
kid's book.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
And I haven't. I have a want to reach out.
That's an illustrator. I'm getting my storyboard together now talking
about a book that makes Oh I am and it
makes a ton of sense. Ready to go to work.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
The dog is going to go to work.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
The little Man, Big World. It's about my dog, Oscar,
and the title was little Man, Big World. But there's
going to be a bunch of story.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's a serious, serious now, we got it.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
But he's going to work, not to school, which we did.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Because Oscar takes care of the house.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
But you're reading it to kids, kids relately.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So kids don't know about work. They should be centered
around the school.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, they drop out early because he has his family.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's kind of because he's a little man. So you
kind of think the little man would be the little guy.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, he's a little man, big world. I know, the
world did forget it. Anyway, this little man, because of
his size got it. Got not his age.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Okay, so your wife got in there and is forcing
you to now read these books. Well sucks, you know,
for he's not great at doing things right. I'm not
grea to do it for things, you know, just in general.
And so this is brilliant. His wife, Haley, not brilliant.
I love her to death. She gets it like she
(05:59):
gets it. She'll show record this guy doing the dumbest thing.
He's trying to get on that ladder that one time.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
She loves when I get hurt est thing ever.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yes, I think we all we love that. It's cool.
And the fact that she will whip out her phone
and record it helped me. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Beautiful, brilliant, Absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And so I guess Thors reading this book to Walker
and he's a weirdo, you know, so's he's a weirdo
doing these things. And so she secretly recorded it and
sent it to me. So I'm like, well, I'm going
to air this and we're gonna post it too. Let
me just say this, what's that? What's up?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
This was him not being able to sleep the other night,
and I like the great dad that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I came in the.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Room and I went, hey, hey, babe, you're talking to
you and I grab him and she I go take
take five. Oh, he frustrating, And I have him. It's
my sweet child. And I started reading.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What an intimate, vulnerable moment.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
And he quieted down and everything was good. I didn't
know she was reporting me until the very end, but
I heard her laugh. And then also I didn't know
she was going to send it to Eddie. And I
don't like that. You guys text Okay, it takes all
the time. I don't like we're we're besties. She gets it,
she gets it. She's basically the producer of the show.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Planned for tomorrow. It's all right, So do you guys
want to hear this? I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I don't want to play.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Now listen thor you know, b on the spectrum. I
just recognized that. Just recognize that, Just recognize are a
little confusing for her. They're not confusing.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I just don't understand why they went.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
A lot of a lot of plot twists. He has
hard times with words. So listen to Thor reading a
kid's book to Walker.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Taurus shimmy, shimmy, shake the red brana Branosaurus goes quivery quivery,
Daddy can't read quivery. Quake, Trisapa trisap, Pops goes tippity
tag and carry. Dacco goes flat flat books, Tint goes
(08:24):
ditaly d I don't know his name, what could it be?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Shut him?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Blosso velosciraptor twins go bumpity bump, Taranaosaurus rex goes stump
stump stump.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
So you try to turn what Iguana Don.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Goes?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
What are you doing, Haley?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
You've never heard of a tricera tops before. I mean,
come on.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Out, I try sterotophs. I got, But what the hell's
in the Guanta Don?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Guanta Don? Never heard of it? You've never heard of that?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And why is that in the book. He's a two
month it's not You didn't hear him for a second.
He was annoyed.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
He was laughing, he was trying it. He was laughing
at you. It was like this idiot. Quanta Don is
one of the more famoral famous ones.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You sound like Billy Madison and when he's like in
like trying to repeat first grade, trying to sit there
and read.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
The The dinosaurs were not really the bad part, Yes,
the bad part is you doing the dippity dops and stomping.
He stops, stop, and then one time finally he goes
and then and I'm like, okay, that's how.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
You're supposed to read, kid, you're getting it.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So you're having such a struggle getting through the book
that you don't even know how to read it.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, you're supposed to make it fun. Stomp stomp stop.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, you got to act it out and like pantomime.
I'm not checking things out. What do you mean getting
he's getting He's getting me reading it and that's it.
I don't need to act this out. Okay, I'm not
getting paid for this.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You know, you know you know what you're selling your
dad again another big VIC.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And I would say to my mom, I'm not reading
him cat. Okay, right you think my mom heard to me.
You sound exactly like I'm not doing stop top top cat,
I'm not stopping. What about the yeahyps this house cat.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I guarantee it's so pathetic.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
You got to work on your performance, bro. That was
That was sad.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I feel like there's a happy medium between Sky Eddie
with performances. I feel like Eddie would I don't know,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Do you get in there? Do you get it in there?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Because I feel like Sky would be way over the top. Listen,
it's a two month like you're supposed to be. You know,
he thinks it's silly. You want to be silly? Three
feet in front of his face.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Okay, what do we need this? I mean, he likes
the sound of your voice, and so if you're silly,
he's gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
And you have to talk the sweet talk for the
babies because it makes them happy. The sores goes bumping
it bomp, thrown in there.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
In there.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
That didn't sound a little oj.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
It was almost butter Man. It was like it was
like butter mans.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oj I got scared stab but step was a different book.
You want you want to read that?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Fun did it? But O Jasons, we're not reading.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
We're not doing that.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Come over Richard fun, dude, I would that's a great
that's a crazy one. Oh god, you're a mess, dude.
So yeah, you can check our instagram and we we
posted the video afour reading the kid's book, which is
more baby Oh, it's so good.