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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So apparently Thor and his wife have been dabbling in
something new when it comes to going out and eating
at restaurants, and of course it is backfired and now
it's gotten extremely weird apparently.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, so the new thing we do is when we
order food. My wife thinks it's hot when I order
for both of us. Oh yeah, So, like we went
to sushi last week Bamboo in the mesa great spot,
shutting them out, and I ordered, Like, the waiter comes
(00:38):
over and I and I said, you know, she'll have
an Aura Palmer, I'll have. Even the drink order, I'll
have an I'll have a soda water And then I
ordered the three rolls in the yoysaiosa kyosa was called.
So I ordered theosa and I ordered three ye rolls
(01:01):
and maybe susprim tampora.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
To be again, I don't need to know your as soon.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
She's a little different, you know, because I mean you
are sharing it, so that doesn't the drink order is
a little weird kind of aggressive regress. Well, I mean,
what is this the fifties? Like, I don't I've never
heard in twenty twenty five somebody going that my lady
will have the lady will have blah blah blah, like
that's not a thing anymore. I thought, how did you
decide to do that?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I think I did it once. I don't know why.
I just randomly did it. I forgot. We were at
like a steak restaurant or something, and I just ordered
for us and she liked it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
She said that. She said she liked it. She thought
it was hot. Like whyse?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
She says she sometimes she likes when a man is
a man and takes control.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh, she feels like taken care of, like he's in charge.
But did you trust this guy? You hear he doesn't
know food, and so we talk about what we want
before I know, I just don't trust you.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
She could always just say it that's not what I wanted.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's weird you're asking me that I'm the biggest like
type a control freaking around, So why would I trust Robert.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
In the same name? Though?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You like when a guy I did control, but I
would never trust him to do.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You wouldn't like some ordering?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Well, yes, yes, Sky would you want that?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
No, not my husband? She does it for everybody. That's true.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
My husband's been trying to get me to eat salmon
for like thirty years so I have a feeling he
would like go rogue. He would probably order something I'd like,
but then he'd also order a sight of something that
he would try and force me to try.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Couldn't he do that anyway? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
And I also and I also worry about the optics
of the whole thing, you know what I mean, I
don't know, you mean, like just like me not ordering
my own food. I feel, you know, in twenty twenty five,
that's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Like if he if he did it like Thorpe, my
lady will have.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I guess that's okay. But that with the drinks, Like
if I was their server and the chick didn't speak
to me and he ordered everything, I'd be looking for
that universal signal that women get when they're in distress
that they give to other people, like to like rescue them.
I would look for that, because you know, you never know,
Like I feel like the drink made it weird for me,
(03:14):
is all I'm saying, Like, you know, she can, she
can speak for herself. I get the I get the
man being a man, and and you know whatever. But
but there's a certain point where it would it would
feel weird. To me and I personally, but again, like
Emily could be because I'm type A, a bit of
a control freak.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Could could have something to do with that.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, so we're going out to dinner Saturday night, going
to see the new Eminem Stands documentary.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I was very excited. I wore my Eminem shirt, my
Eminem hatties. Thank you phenomenal good. I was very jealous
that I wasn't in it. So they did the documentary.
Eminem's in the documentary. Yeah, and every time he comes
on screen. The whole theater was packed with stance and
it was cool being in there with all these Eminem fans.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Did you get to the pod b I did? I
did my Instagram.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, I got it. I put it in my man cave.
We got to it's a pill bottle. It's a pill
bottle and it says like takes a take for bedtime.
It's like it's like an RX pill bottle. And I
don't get it because because he's a pill popper. Oh.
And then on top of that, like it says like
Stanley Mitchell, who's the whole thing from the song. But anyway,
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it was it was very deep and we were so pumped.
But before the movie was great. It was all his
fans talking about like their obsession with him and we
all just want to meet him, and he thinks it's
really weird that people still want to meet him because
he's just a human being. But it was, it was,
it was great. Point of the fact is I should
be in it and I should get to meet him.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
But that's not the point anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So before then, we went out to dinner, and we
went out to a nice restaurant, and you know it
because it was like we hadn't seen each other in
a few days.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So you know, it's on me, babe. What do you mean,
it's on you. Daddy's Daddy's treating the night. I haven't
seen you in a few days. What mom is.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Like, seven months pregnant, a little grumpies. We're hitting very
uncomfortable levels now, as ladies know. Except for Emily, who
apparently had the greatest pregnancy of all time, we're here,
We're swollen ankles, swollen feet. Yeah, We're we're rough times
right now. So I said, let's go Daddy's treating. So
we go out to we go out to dinner. Yeah,
(05:24):
and I order, I say.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You place the order for the table.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I placed the order for the table. The waiter comes over.
I said, we're gonna have this, this, and this, and
she's gonna have like this steak that she wants and
she's always have a diet coke too, So I order.
Haley doesn't say a word, just sits there. Now before
obviously she told them what she wanted, so I ordered.
And then at some point Haley gets up and goes
to the bathroom and I'm just sitting there. It's like six,
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so we have time before the movie because she just
stresses me out, but we have time.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
And like back in the day when we used to
go to Islands before our big movie.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Out, we used to he would always go to movie
premieres together and we eat dinner at Islands together.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It was I miss it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So we're waiting, so I'm like, all right, you know.
So I'm just sitting there and Haley comes back and
her face is like red, and I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
And she kid a lot of that.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'm also not to get too sidetracked, but we're at
the point now where she just farts and doesn't care, okay,
like in public or just in front of me, and
I'll be like, come on hey, and she'll go deal
with it.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Not good for you, good for her, She's not good
for her. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So I said, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And she goes, well.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I went to the bathroom and the waiter came up
to me and asked if I was all right? And
I said, what do you mean if I go? What
do you mean if you were all right? And she
said and she said, well, because you ordered for me.
She wanted to make sure I was okay.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Well that's not that's ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I would have been that.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I would have been that waitress. Well, what do you
talk about it?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I wanted to say something to the waitress that's insane.
I mean, why would you think this because I'm ordering
for you? So Haley thought it was funny and like
laughed it off.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You would I want to talk to a manager about that.
That's crazy, Really, that's crazy. Like I'm an abuser because
I I we have a thing with my wife where
I order her food, Like why is it? Like that's offensive?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I wanted to do that just for a discount, but
she wouldn't let me complain.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I have seen and I don't know maybe the server
watches this too, But I have gotten my social media
feed for some reason. You know, you watch one or
two videos and then they So my feed is a
lot of animal videos, but it's also these kind of
videos of.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like domestic compute.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yeah, like of women literally giving the hand signal and
other people coming and like approaching them and being like, Sam,
are you okay?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Who's making these videos? I don't know?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
And I always wonder like, is this a setup?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Are they just? Would they?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Like the girls in her car at the gas station
and she sees another couple in another car and the
woman's giving the hand signal and she's like, I think
I need to go over there, and her man's like, no,
don't get evolved, and she's like, no, the woman gave
the signal.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
So I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
When you said the thing about ordering the drinks and
the meal, my mind went there. It could be because
it's polluted from Instagram reels. But I I get that,
and I mean you get that, but I was just
now that you say you'd be offended, I kind of
get that too, Like it is.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Sitting there, she's pregnant. I'm not what would I do,
Like I'm just ordering food for us.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, yeah, I with Eddie.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I think like at first, after hearing Sky talking like
now I'm taking a turn, Like now I feel like
Robert would my man, and Robert would probably say something.
I think that is offensive, Like you're kind of starting
relationship problems too, like you're getting involved.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, I'm surprised you, of all people didn't go and complain.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Two reasons why I didn't say anything. My wife's pregnant,
as me not to. I don't want to deal with that, okay,
fair enough, And I was really I just want to
get the hell out of there to get to this.
Even though we had a sign seats. I don't want
to miss anything. Okay, I don't want to miss anything.
I don't want to miss anything. We had to stop
at the target before going to get candy.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
It was the whole thing. Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
So I did not say anything, but I'm not. This
isn't going to stop me.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
She likes it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I'm still doing every time though. I mean, at some
point you're going to be like, you order your own
damn food.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I don't want to. I don't want to order your food.
And now apparently thinks you're an abuser. You know.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I actually think once she's not pregnant anymore she can
start drinking again. It will stop because she'll order her drinks.
You don't want to do that, Well, I just I
don't know what the hell she's ordering drink wise. I
don't even know you know what?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
You know what you're ordering food wise either, So going
crazy