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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, that had got me in the mood to
talk about dudes.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
So every year, for the past I don't even know
how long, three or four years, Thor gets very upset
and very invested in the People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive cover. Yes,
when they reveal it, it's a big deal, and for
some reason, Thor takes it very personally.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
This is the fifth annual. Okay, this is the fifth annual. Okay,
I just want to be correct, Okay, I have it.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So this all really began when People Magazine named Blake
Shelton the Sexiest Man of Life bird and Thor was
very upset about that. He said that it does not
meet the standards that you should be to be People
Magazine's Sexiest Man of Life. And so since Blake, it's
really gone down downhill. I mean, it's kind of weird
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how all of the sudden now they're just naming Rando's.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Guy off the Street sexiest Man Alife. It was an
extra in Law and Order.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The one this year really got got us because we
didn't even know who he was. I still don't remember something. Bailey,
Jonathan Bailey, Yeah, uh, and he was He's in Wicked
and was in uh what was the show?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Bridgerton?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Very weird choice, but okay, he's the sexiest man alive.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, not saying he's not attractive, but if we don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Who he was.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It used to be Tom Cruise and Hugh Jackman and
Brad Pitt and all these big games. And now it's
Jonathan Brandy.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
We had to google to know who he was.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So very odd.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, So Thorpe took it upon himself to start coming
up with his list of the best looking men in Hollywood.
And so he's done this every year and it's become
an annual tradition and it's a big deal. Well, it
was a month ago that this all came down. The
Monday they were announcing the best looking or the sexiest
(02:03):
man alive. Was was going to be on a Monday night.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah, they do it like on the Tonight Show or
something like that. They'll announce it in late night.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Then on Tuesday morning, thor was going to reveal his list.
Well that night thor had his baby, wow baby, and like.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Midnight wait, okay, wait a few hours man, no.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
No, damn baby knew what was up the baby, and
so I had to get tagged in I had to
jump in there and do the best looking guys on Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And I didn't ask you to do it. I mean
it was promised.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It was promised, and so I delivered.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Wow, And the world went crazy for my list. I
would say how great it was. It was perfect? Oh, perfect,
And people were going nuts to review my list. At
number ten came in Glen Powell, who was number one
on your list. Now, hang on a second, had on.
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I went by your criteria, which was status matters. The
Running Man was a massive flop.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Massive You've got to take flops with a grain of salt.
Now what does that mean, because there's a lot of
movies flop, but a lot of people aren't going to
the movie theater anymore. Listen, So you got to take
flops with what flops? I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know, it was right, It was out right when
the list came out, and I meant I had to
go with what you know Thor put out there as
the criteria.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, and so status matters list, we're going to go
over Thor's list. God getting angry.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh he has no one else allowed a list.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I thought you'd want to review my list before.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
We I thought you always go box office matters too.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It does, it does again. This guy, this guy, theater
numbers you got to take. Oh so the goal the
goalpost changes. I just want to make sure we were
shifting here for talking Glenn Powell. So Glenn Poell came
in number ten, number nine. Chris can have a problem
with that.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I mean, what has he been in lately? Now it matters?
So no matters.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Make your number eight, Pedro Pascal, you made your list
last year.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
There was a lot of Marvel DC characters in here.
I mean number seven, Michael B. Jordanty. Okay, Jay number six.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I said, as long as there is a list out
there of the best looking dudes in Hollywood, he deserves
a spot.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Brad Pitt number six. Is that too higher, too, love,
I don't want to say anything. Give it away.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, last year he was lower than that on your list.
You're making no sense. You're just angry at my list.
You're making it. You're just angry at my list. You're
just angry at my list.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
And for the record, the world loved when Eddie committed
and guaranteed that as long as there's a list, Brad
Pitt'll be on it. That was one of the things
that the world loved. That was said correct.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Guy Number five, Tom Holland. Oh he's ripped.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Little, he's a little he's a little little down the
cast of Morow. Now basically Junior didn't make the list.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Number four though, a guy that's never made your list,
Henry Cavill stud Stud. I didn't think about I did
think about David corn Sweat the new Superman, but but
Cavill still got it.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Looking guy but not big enough. Oh he's huge. Mean,
he's Jack. He was a Superman, Henry. He was in
Mission Impossibly he's a big actor.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Three former former number one on on Thor's list, Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
What has he done though this year? That's what he's done.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Number two The goss Ryan Gosslin.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
And then number one, a man who deserves a spot,
had never made the list for some reason, Jason Momo.
The ladies went crazy. Ladies, he's went crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
So that was to review.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
That was my list, and now it is time to
reveal Thor's list.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Wow, here we go. Thank you all for showing up.
We're gonna start with honorable mentions. See I didn't have
any mentions That was number one honorable mention. Whyan Reynolds,
you're wait, hold on your number one.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
First of all, you're ranking your honorable mentions.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Mention number one like one out of the two Reynolds.
So he fell out. What has he done other than
being controversy? Other than being controversy, he hasn't done in
this year? Sorry, your John Candy documentary doesn't count. Sorry.
The second honorable mention this year Jackson Dark. The guy
is going to be the face of the NFL. He's
got every The man's gonna take the man have we
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ever had?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
He's the best looking guys in Hollywood?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
List? What are you talking about? He's gonna be He's
gonna be in every commercial next year.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The posts again moving, the gold busts again and somebody
has a crush the guys.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Is he on the list? He's mention number tenka his
best look guys by Oh god, I'm not ready. He
finally did it? Oh god, Dave, wait, come on. He's
every year you talk about not big enough. He directs,
he's married to a smoke show. He was nominated for
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an Emmy and he was not even one. He was
in two big smashes this year. Is he the star?
I would say he's definitely not the star. He's definitely
not the star. Stole the show in the studio, was
incredible in it video. The clip went viral, it was everywhere,
boy and nominated for an Emmy. I couldn't leave him
off the list at this point. Looking at this point,
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we all know who the best Franco is. Okay, well
I'll give you that. What a mobile in this moment
in time, Dave Franco made the list.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I can tell you as a guy that's met Dave Franco.
Was he very nice, very nice guy, very nice guy.
I don't think he deserves a spot on this list. First,
don't think he's that great looking. And number two, he's
definitely not a big enough star. Massive star, just my opinion,
massive star, massive director, massive director.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Real. I can't believe it. I can't believe he did it.
It's your list about Hollywood list God Austin Butler made
He made it last year. He made it last year.
I considered it a weird face, would be caught stealing.
Got great reviews in the due. But again another the
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box is different and another one he's rumored to being
eight new movies to me, the Guy, the Guy's rumor,
the Guy, the guys, the next Brad Pit, Brad's getting older,
this guy's coming in there, the next Brad Pitt. I
say it was Next Time Cruise. Let me go through
the list without interrupting. Please, we're on the show. We're
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allowed to, said Glen Powell. Was Next Time Cruise multiple times, multiply.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, you didn't write it down.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I did right now. He did have the he did
have the elvis accent. He's kind of gotten rid of it.
That's why he's That's why is that number nine? That's
why is that number nine? Was he hired last year?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I feel like he was last year. He was number four. Wow,
so kind of fell I mean, you know, he put
out one movie, he got great reviews, didn't do some
on the box office. But the Guy's money okay, number
eight money, Number eight guys in Hollywood list. Yes, Bradley Cooper,
whoa come down a little bit. He's he may look weathered,
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but he's probably a top five a lister. The guy
is huge. Three years. Uber eats commercials. It's commercials are great,
those are directs.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
What did he do this year? Why all of a.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Sudden, he's got a new movie coming out for I
forgot what it's with, Will No Will fourten no. Who's
the guy in it? I don't know, but it looks
great and it's got like Oscar buzz already. I've always
everywhere he's taking the girl half his age, which is
so Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I've always felt he deserves a spot.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's just surprising he came out. He seems like an
every man to me. He's in, He's in the massive
movie like The Maestro, and then he's in, and then
he's on and then he does a cameo on Avid
Elementary for no reason. Yeah, you like that. I love that.
You don't think that makes him go go down? I
feel like that makes him think I'm not too big
for this. I'm every guy. Okay. If he also owns
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a cheese case, owns a cheese steak place in New
York City, he'll be there serving cheese steaks. Sometimes. The
guy's great. Wow, what were we saying? Oh, he needs
to lay off the plastic surgery. The botox is a
little much.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah he's weird. I don't know why, but something's weird
with that.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Shocking your list is very controversial this.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Year number seven. Are you ready for controversy time? Because
I know he doesn't have any songs in English, but
I've been told he's a vibe bad bunny. I show
I said controversy. He's good looking. The guy's insanely talented.
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He hosts Sorry, Happy Goimar, two stars in movies. He's
about to be the super Bowl halftime show. He's the
most streamed artist in the world next to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I don't have a problem with this. I'm just surprised
you considered him good looking.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
But I can't make this. I can't just I can't pee.
I can't just make it about what I think. I
gotta it is. I can't be biased the guys everywhere.
I gotta acknowledge it. I gotta acknowledge it.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I get what you're saying about all the status stuff.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
You are totally accurate, But I think the bigger component
is how he looks. And I've been seeing images of
all the other guys you've been naming.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm sorry that you don't find Hispanic men track.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I'm married.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
She's just pissed about the halftime show. I just am
sorry that you wow this is this is a wildness.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So far we only got through seven Quick Time Out