June 8, 2026 • 13 mins
Thor is a new dad and with that comes the usual fails... but these are funny.. because it's Thor
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh boy, we should have saw this coming, you know.
I mean, you know, if you put a fork in
a microwave.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, if you put.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
A colder a fork in a microwave and then keep
denying it or saying why you did.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
It, just stands by.
Speaker 5 (00:15):
He's putting a fork in a microwave.
Speaker 6 (00:17):
That makes it worse.
Speaker 7 (00:18):
Still not It doesn't matter how cold that fork is.
I mean, it could come out of the freezer.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Basically, you still don't put.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
It in a microwave.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Nuts. Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We heard recently that Thor really wanted to hydrate his baby.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Had a one two point fever. Yeah, yeah, point eight
by the way, three.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Okay, and so he made the wild decision to bite
off a piece of popstacle and shove it down his
throat and choked him.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah. But luckily I was there because I saved one.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Of course you were there. You were the one who
just shoved it in his mouth. Would you walk out
of the room now?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
But somebody else could have been there, could have frozen
that moment, no pun intended, and not have smacked his
back and bent and gave him the hot.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You don't get a pat on the back for saving
him after you and like messed him up.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
It's like you shoot somebody and you go No, I
put pressure on the wound until they got to the hospital.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Yeah, you still shot it.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I mean you still cause you understand the hero. You
understand that it was a mistake. But then luckily I
was there to save him. Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Anybody see that show or that documentary the Crash on Netflix.
It's like you, you intentionally drove a car into a wall,
but then we're a hero because you pulled somebody out.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yes, that's you.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
You don't get credit for that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that you were worse.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You're worse going to do They're going to do a
documentary on you call the pop.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Called.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So there was some some dad fails. He's still learning.
He's still learning, and that's fine, you know, you live
and learn. But apparently over the weekend a couple more
this guy, this guy's a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
One I think is something that I did well. The
other one was just honest mistake. The first one, my
son's his hair is coming in and I.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Like to get your wife is combing it to the side,
A little gentleman, Yeah, little gentleman hair.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I love side.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Hopefully he's got dad's hair.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I hope so. Which my wife's got gray hair too,
though she's very thick. Mine's very straight. I want him
to have some waves. Yeah, a great form. I also
don't want to have my hairline because I have a
widow's peak. I'd like if you had my wife's hairline.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
What's wrong with the widows peak?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't know. I've got a lot of calics too.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
I just it depends how prominent the widows is, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I like to have a straight Really, you have an
amazing set of hair. Don't do to me.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, your son has more hair than I do right now.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, he's only growing hair, like Costanza, He's only growing
it on the sides right now. He's got some on top.
It's very comb over on top, but on the sides,
he's like seven months old, I'll say it so. But
like the sides behind his ears are starting to get
(03:25):
like bushy and long. It's kind of like you ever
see acidic jew and they have those long side burns. Yes,
that's what my son's got going on.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I don't think he's got curls. I don't think. I
don't think.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I feel like it's taking away from his cuteness.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh so you are.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
So obsessed with this kid being cute and like people
thinking he's cute.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It is. It is nice though when somebody goes, he's
a really cute baby, and then they always go I
usually don't I and like I usually will always say that,
but like, your baby is actually really cute. I get actually, yeah,
I get that a lot, which is a good feeling,
and he which is a good feeling. Haircut no, no, no,
because it's not that much on top of yet so
much attands on the side yet what it's just these
(04:10):
like bushy you know. So I just so my wife
was at you know, she's out at the barn, and
I just decided why I just know, Oh you you
did a little?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Are you actually serious?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You're just that little like piece right there, just a little.
I didn't touch anything else. It went a little because
it was like sticking straight out. You don't cut baby's hair,
why not, Like you don't cut baby's hair.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Like, I don't know, I feel like you wait until
they're older, first of all. Second of all, it's kind
of a big deal when you do baby's first haircut.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like some people, this would this be considered baby's first haircut, though.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
The first time on his head.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It was a little tiny.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
While I don't agree with what he did, but I
wouldn't say this is baby's first haircut, because you got
to go somewhere.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
From babies exactly, and he's just doing it at all.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
He's a psychopath.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Save their hair too.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh, of course, little hair a little.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
It was just a little. It was just a little
How do I feel about that?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
She wasn't happy?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yeah, of course she was rappy.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
She called an idiot. Wait for it was used a lot.
I thought she was. My wife's very dramatic.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
You heard yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a little, it's a little much. Had her multiple
pictures a day when she's at work of him. She
tries to FaceTime me at work. She misses him so much.
We got it, okay, but she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You you said on Friday that your son, you didn't
see your until three o'clock, and you thought I would
never see him again.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
You're the same way.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Yeah, you're both.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
You're the same way.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
You're always checking the baby monitor here at work, and sometimes.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You sleep regression right now.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
He's a baby. Babies do what they do.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
They go Sometimes they'll go through a week or two
where they sleep good and then a week or two progression.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, stop reading books.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Up until up until about two weeks ago, he would
sleep from five thirty seven pm seven am, And now
lately he's up at like four or thirty, which sucks.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
That happens.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's called the sleep regression. It's usually it's usually fundamental milestones.
It's big milestones that's going on, like your teeth coming in.
Now he's on the internet, thank you. So it's crazy
sleep regressions. You guys have kids in a long time.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
I had a sleep regression from like eight to twelve.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So, yeah, I remember that buckle up rough. So Haley,
Hailey was mad. Dailey was mad. She wasn't happy with me.
Did you save the hair? Why would I save it?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Save that hair?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
He still has hair on his head. Yeah, But it's like.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Like it was like very, it was like very That's
what book A lot of people, there's like a book,
like there's a baby book, baby's first year, and there's
a page for a little see his.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Little hair right there on the side of his ear
sticking out that little like tiny strand I cut why
because it looked terrible? No, no, it's not told right there?
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Does you have a photo shoot today?
Speaker 8 (07:17):
What's he's ready for the World Cups?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
A soccer kid? Hey, I said it, Hey, I said it.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So I cut that piece of hair. My wife not happy?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Okay, well you're a nutcase.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Whatever, I don't. I think you knew what you were doing,
because you you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Knew that that you had you needed to wait for
Haley to get home to make this call.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
She does thinks of that me all the time. Remember
when she fed him, uh food, like not food but
like that like baby food, baby food for the first time,
solid solids, solids, sleep aggression, and she fed him for
the first time and without me. So she does this
all the time. I don't know, the same level all
the time. Avocados and egg the other day. Whoa, Yeah,
(08:03):
I wasn't there for that.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Is baby's first avocado? Place in the book for that?
Speaker 6 (08:08):
There isn't. Actually, yeah, there isn't a.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Little page for that.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Put the pit in the way actually a place where
you put babies for baby's first slide.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So we have that book, but there's nothing in it.
And it's just sitting on my wife's lights covered in plastic.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Still she has that. I filled out about two pages.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
And then where his hair.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
I think it's in.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
There and we can still take another he still has
hair on his head. I didn't shave it.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Babies for pubes. We'll put it in there.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's page thirteen. Okay, So so we did that.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
She wasn't happy.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We Also the other thing we did is he outgrew.
So we had this car seat where you could take
the car seat out of the car, put it in
the stroller.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It was great because then you don't have to take
the giants. Uh, that's how they were fascinette thing some
of them. Some people don't have that. Some people have
it like where it's always in the car and they
have to go back and forth. Yeah. So yeah, so
we we. So now he's outgrown the regular the smaller
car seat, which sucks, and we had to get one
that uh that stays in the car and like kind
(09:16):
of turns pretty much. And so my wife we only
have one. We got to buy a second one. I
don't know why we only bought one. Uh and my wife, yeah,
we got to but like yeah, and I thought, oh,
it would be easy just to take it in and out.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
It's not easy.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's not easy.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Does it have a base and theah?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And it's a pain in the ass apparently to get
in and out. So we're just gonna have to. But
we have one in the truck, and I hadn't used
it yet. I know how to strap him in, but
I hadn't used it yet. And I I thought maybe
that he reached the age where he could face me
face forward, because I'm like, because I turned it and
(09:57):
it faced forward, So I'm thinking, oh, when he's.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Ready for good?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
No, they're like good.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Just because it was it was able to flip forward,
I figured.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I figured that the fine. I figured, we're flipping forward?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Now are you?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Are they two years old when you've.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Read seventy five articles on sleep progression, but you don't
know how to put in your baby's car seats?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Clearly you don't.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Second, he was strapped in. But it wasn't like he
had no you didn't. It wasn't like he had no
seatbelt on with his head sticking out the window like
a rottweiler. Okay, he was. He was locked in. What
could possibly happens a reason could possibly happen.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
You can't defend this.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So halfway there, he's loving it. He's looking at me.
He's smiling in the world, facing the other way. Biggest windows.
Not not the front window, baby, not the front windows.
This the biggest smile on his face. Guy was out
of the time of his life. I was touching his
(11:05):
foot while I was driving out.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I wasn't looking at him. I have one hand. No, No,
it's really smart.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Smart.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
We all know it's crazy. And then halfway through my
wife randomly called me and I said it. I said,
I said, this is wild, right, and she got mad. Yeah,
She's like, you need to pull over right now. He's
he needs to face the other side. That's so dangerous.
First of all, I mean time out is that valgerous.
We're in this big truck. He's strapped and.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
In that case, read it. Read that article.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I will read that.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Okay, I'll catch it.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
If you got pulled over, that's legal.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh yeah, you get a ticket.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Rear face and I'll tell you what. Read his face
in rear for a long time.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
He got it until like two weeks ago. But honestly,
of the one of the dumber things I've heard in
a long time.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Did you not know that?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Like, well, I was new to this car.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Seems crazy seat.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Why do you think it's swivels so you can have both?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, so it makes it easier to get him out. Yes,
that's why it swivels.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Well, I think because I think because when he gets bigger.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
It can do Yeah then you face that bat before.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Yeah, well like.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That probably too, but also swivel to get him out,
So that's why you Okay, Yeah, so that happened and
I had to pull over, which was a pain in
the ass. I was late to my gym appointment.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Wow, gym appointment because he's.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
In childcare there lifetime, so I was late. They were
happy with that. Okay, I blame my wife.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
You play your wife.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I mean he would have been he would have been fine.
We're not going on a road trip.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
With him that way.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I read, like, what did they do in the fifties.
In the sixties, they didn't have this.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Babies were flying out of cars.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, they smoked with the windows up, and babies were
flying into cold one.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Yeah, totally cold one.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So he's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So no longer hasidic jew, no longer in the face face,
face forward guy.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And then on the way home I had to face
the other way tears.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oh you're sad.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Maybe he was justable.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
No, he was miserable. I swear where I want to
see out the other window.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Before you do anything from now on.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Check Yeah, just check.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Well, apparently check with Emily everything I would have told
you to save that hair and them baby books and
Oh boy, we should have saw this coming, you know.
I mean, you know, if you put a fork in
a microwave.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, if you put.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
A colder a fork in a microwave and then keep
denying it or saying why you did.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
It, just stands by.
Speaker 5 (00:15):
He's putting a fork in a microwave.
Speaker 6 (00:17):
That makes it worse.
Speaker 7 (00:18):
Still not It doesn't matter how cold that fork is.
I mean, it could come out of the freezer.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Basically, you still don't put.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
It in a microwave.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Nuts. Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We heard recently that Thor really wanted to hydrate his baby.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Had a one two point fever. Yeah, yeah, point eight
by the way, three.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Okay, and so he made the wild decision to bite
off a piece of popstacle and shove it down his
throat and choked him.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah. But luckily I was there because I saved one.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Of course you were there. You were the one who
just shoved it in his mouth. Would you walk out
of the room now?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
But somebody else could have been there, could have frozen
that moment, no pun intended, and not have smacked his
back and bent and gave him the hot.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You don't get a pat on the back for saving
him after you and like messed him up.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
It's like you shoot somebody and you go No, I
put pressure on the wound until they got to the hospital.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Yeah, you still shot it.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I mean you still cause you understand the hero. You
understand that it was a mistake. But then luckily I
was there to save him. Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Anybody see that show or that documentary the Crash on Netflix.
It's like you, you intentionally drove a car into a wall,
but then we're a hero because you pulled somebody out.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yes, that's you.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
You don't get credit for that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that you were worse.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You're worse going to do They're going to do a
documentary on you call the pop.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Called.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So there was some some dad fails. He's still learning.
He's still learning, and that's fine, you know, you live
and learn. But apparently over the weekend a couple more
this guy, this guy's a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
One I think is something that I did well. The
other one was just honest mistake. The first one, my
son's his hair is coming in and I.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Like to get your wife is combing it to the side,
A little gentleman, Yeah, little gentleman hair.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I love side.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Hopefully he's got dad's hair.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I hope so. Which my wife's got gray hair too,
though she's very thick. Mine's very straight. I want him
to have some waves. Yeah, a great form. I also
don't want to have my hairline because I have a
widow's peak. I'd like if you had my wife's hairline.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
What's wrong with the widows peak?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't know. I've got a lot of calics too.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
I just it depends how prominent the widows is, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I like to have a straight Really, you have an
amazing set of hair. Don't do to me.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, your son has more hair than I do right now.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, he's only growing hair, like Costanza, He's only growing
it on the sides right now. He's got some on top.
It's very comb over on top, but on the sides,
he's like seven months old, I'll say it so. But
like the sides behind his ears are starting to get
(03:25):
like bushy and long. It's kind of like you ever
see acidic jew and they have those long side burns. Yes,
that's what my son's got going on.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I don't think he's got curls. I don't think. I
don't think.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I feel like it's taking away from his cuteness.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh so you are.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
So obsessed with this kid being cute and like people
thinking he's cute.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It is. It is nice though when somebody goes, he's
a really cute baby, and then they always go I
usually don't I and like I usually will always say that,
but like, your baby is actually really cute. I get actually, yeah,
I get that a lot, which is a good feeling,
and he which is a good feeling. Haircut no, no, no,
because it's not that much on top of yet so
much attands on the side yet what it's just these
(04:10):
like bushy you know. So I just so my wife
was at you know, she's out at the barn, and
I just decided why I just know, Oh you you
did a little?
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Are you actually serious?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You're just that little like piece right there, just a little.
I didn't touch anything else. It went a little because
it was like sticking straight out. You don't cut baby's hair,
why not, Like you don't cut baby's hair.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Like, I don't know, I feel like you wait until
they're older, first of all. Second of all, it's kind
of a big deal when you do baby's first haircut.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like some people, this would this be considered baby's first haircut, though.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
The first time on his head.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It was a little tiny.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
While I don't agree with what he did, but I
wouldn't say this is baby's first haircut, because you got
to go somewhere.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
From babies exactly, and he's just doing it at all.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
He's a psychopath.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Save their hair too.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh, of course, little hair a little.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
It was just a little. It was just a little
How do I feel about that?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
She wasn't happy?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yeah, of course she was rappy.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
She called an idiot. Wait for it was used a lot.
I thought she was. My wife's very dramatic.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
You heard yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a little, it's a little much. Had her multiple
pictures a day when she's at work of him. She
tries to FaceTime me at work. She misses him so much.
We got it, okay, but she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You you said on Friday that your son, you didn't
see your until three o'clock, and you thought I would
never see him again.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
You're the same way.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Yeah, you're both.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
You're the same way.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
You're always checking the baby monitor here at work, and sometimes.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You sleep regression right now.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
He's a baby. Babies do what they do.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
They go Sometimes they'll go through a week or two
where they sleep good and then a week or two progression.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, stop reading books.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Up until up until about two weeks ago, he would
sleep from five thirty seven pm seven am, And now
lately he's up at like four or thirty, which sucks.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
That happens.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's called the sleep regression. It's usually it's usually fundamental milestones.
It's big milestones that's going on, like your teeth coming in.
Now he's on the internet, thank you. So it's crazy
sleep regressions. You guys have kids in a long time.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
I had a sleep regression from like eight to twelve.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So, yeah, I remember that buckle up rough. So Haley,
Hailey was mad. Dailey was mad. She wasn't happy with me.
Did you save the hair? Why would I save it?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Save that hair?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
He still has hair on his head. Yeah, But it's like.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Like it was like very, it was like very That's
what book A lot of people, there's like a book,
like there's a baby book, baby's first year, and there's
a page for a little see his.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Little hair right there on the side of his ear
sticking out that little like tiny strand I cut why
because it looked terrible? No, no, it's not told right there?
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Does you have a photo shoot today?
Speaker 8 (07:17):
What's he's ready for the World Cups?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
A soccer kid? Hey, I said it, Hey, I said it.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So I cut that piece of hair. My wife not happy?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Okay, well you're a nutcase.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Whatever, I don't. I think you knew what you were doing,
because you you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Knew that that you had you needed to wait for
Haley to get home to make this call.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
She does thinks of that me all the time. Remember
when she fed him, uh food, like not food but
like that like baby food, baby food for the first time,
solid solids, solids, sleep aggression, and she fed him for
the first time and without me. So she does this
all the time. I don't know, the same level all
the time. Avocados and egg the other day. Whoa, Yeah,
(08:03):
I wasn't there for that.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Is baby's first avocado? Place in the book for that?
Speaker 6 (08:08):
There isn't. Actually, yeah, there isn't a.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Little page for that.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Put the pit in the way actually a place where
you put babies for baby's first slide.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So we have that book, but there's nothing in it.
And it's just sitting on my wife's lights covered in plastic.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Still she has that. I filled out about two pages.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
And then where his hair.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
I think it's in.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
There and we can still take another he still has
hair on his head. I didn't shave it.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Babies for pubes. We'll put it in there.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's page thirteen. Okay, So so we did that.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
She wasn't happy.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We Also the other thing we did is he outgrew.
So we had this car seat where you could take
the car seat out of the car, put it in
the stroller.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It was great because then you don't have to take
the giants. Uh, that's how they were fascinette thing some
of them. Some people don't have that. Some people have
it like where it's always in the car and they
have to go back and forth. Yeah. So yeah, so
we we. So now he's outgrown the regular the smaller
car seat, which sucks, and we had to get one
that uh that stays in the car and like kind
(09:16):
of turns pretty much. And so my wife we only
have one. We got to buy a second one. I
don't know why we only bought one. Uh and my wife, yeah,
we got to but like yeah, and I thought, oh,
it would be easy just to take it in and out.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
It's not easy.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's not easy.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Does it have a base and theah?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And it's a pain in the ass apparently to get
in and out. So we're just gonna have to. But
we have one in the truck, and I hadn't used
it yet. I know how to strap him in, but
I hadn't used it yet. And I I thought maybe
that he reached the age where he could face me
face forward, because I'm like, because I turned it and
(09:57):
it faced forward, So I'm thinking, oh, when he's.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Ready for good?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
No, they're like good.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Just because it was it was able to flip forward,
I figured.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I figured that the fine. I figured, we're flipping forward?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Now are you?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Are they two years old when you've.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Read seventy five articles on sleep progression, but you don't
know how to put in your baby's car seats?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Clearly you don't.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Second, he was strapped in. But it wasn't like he
had no you didn't. It wasn't like he had no
seatbelt on with his head sticking out the window like
a rottweiler. Okay, he was. He was locked in. What
could possibly happens a reason could possibly happen.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
You can't defend this.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So halfway there, he's loving it. He's looking at me.
He's smiling in the world, facing the other way. Biggest windows.
Not not the front window, baby, not the front windows.
This the biggest smile on his face. Guy was out
of the time of his life. I was touching his
(11:05):
foot while I was driving out.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I wasn't looking at him. I have one hand. No, No,
it's really smart.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Smart.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
We all know it's crazy. And then halfway through my
wife randomly called me and I said it. I said,
I said, this is wild, right, and she got mad. Yeah,
She's like, you need to pull over right now. He's
he needs to face the other side. That's so dangerous.
First of all, I mean time out is that valgerous.
We're in this big truck. He's strapped and.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
In that case, read it. Read that article.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I will read that.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Okay, I'll catch it.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
If you got pulled over, that's legal.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh yeah, you get a ticket.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Rear face and I'll tell you what. Read his face
in rear for a long time.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
He got it until like two weeks ago. But honestly,
of the one of the dumber things I've heard in
a long time.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Did you not know that?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Like, well, I was new to this car.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Seems crazy seat.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Why do you think it's swivels so you can have both?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, so it makes it easier to get him out. Yes,
that's why it swivels.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Well, I think because I think because when he gets bigger.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
It can do Yeah then you face that bat before.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Yeah, well like.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That probably too, but also swivel to get him out,
So that's why you Okay, Yeah, so that happened and
I had to pull over, which was a pain in
the ass. I was late to my gym appointment.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Wow, gym appointment because he's.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
In childcare there lifetime, so I was late. They were
happy with that. Okay, I blame my wife.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
You play your wife.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I mean he would have been he would have been fine.
We're not going on a road trip.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
With him that way.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I read, like, what did they do in the fifties.
In the sixties, they didn't have this.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Babies were flying out of cars.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, they smoked with the windows up, and babies were
flying into cold one.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Yeah, totally cold one.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So he's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So no longer hasidic jew, no longer in the face face,
face forward guy.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And then on the way home I had to face
the other way tears.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oh you're sad.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Maybe he was justable.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
No, he was miserable. I swear where I want to
see out the other window.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Before you do anything from now on.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Check Yeah, just check.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Well, apparently check with Emily everything I would have told
you to save that hair and them baby books and
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