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February 13, 2026 14 mins
Thor is having family in town this weekend so him and his wife decided to celebrate Valentine's Day early. Things were going great until something happened with the baby that almost kept them home...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ella. Happy Galentine's Day, ladies.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh god, okay, I'm on him. I'll say that.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
You know that word triggers me. It's annoying. Breakers you
know what makes it even more annoying is that Valentine's
Day is already about you, ladies, and you need another
day to celebrate yourselves. Yeah, okay, thank you for you
for your girlfriends.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yes, girl, gay, we need to be celebrated by everyone.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Thank you for saying that.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's really difficult to listen to. I We will get
more into Gallentine's Day later on in the show Gutur
over here.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hey, stop calling me juicy coutur. I don't have juicy
written on my butt. I'm not j low.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Stop it. This guy is wearing quite the outfit today.
Outfits matching sweatsuit coming. I love it. I'm matching it.
Russell Simmons his ex wife.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
But okay, wow, thank you, wow, thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yes, this was a gift for Christmas. I got this. No,
it's a free people movement.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's an off brand.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
No, it's not an off brand, it's just a brand.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Free people movement.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I mean you asked, so this was a gift.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
This is a brand that I've really been loving because
clearly they make sweatsuits that you're allowed to wear outside. Yeah,
and so my family knew that I love this brand.
So this was a surprise gift that I didn't see coming. Normally,
you know, basically, I have to ask for what I
want for a gift. But this is what I didn't
see coming. And I have thoroughly enjoyed it. And this

(01:37):
is the first time it's debuting in the studio. I
can't tell based on all your comments if you actually
like it.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I just it's just so different than anything. Yeah, exactly,
it's actually stylish.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's very comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's comfortable, but it's stylish.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, I think so. I also like that color blue on.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
You thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, Okay, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I said, I was looking for the We're Juicy on
your butt.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, all right, it's just it's just a sweah.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Or pink or pink okay from Victoria's Secret.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
It's not the pink, yeah obviously. Yeah. Yeah, and a
little handbag. It's a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, I like to wear it more so let's not
you know.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
You have different colors.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
No, I just got the one.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
But see, but this is definitely something that my family
will do.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
If I like this, Oh, they're going all in.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Then next holiday, like for Valentine's Day. Honestly, I may
get another one of these in a.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Different colors, as in tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yes, as in tomorrow from my husband. So who knows.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
So I like that the hoodies up a little higher.
So you're like, do you want to see some belly?
But she doesn't show belly. You have to wear you
can't show skin.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
No, she does an undershirt on all these types of things.
But you hate I hate it? Yeah, I hate it. Okay,
I'm sorry. We covered the sky's outfits, but breakdown right
solid solid. But yes, tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and you
know we will all be celebrating individually. I'm assuming. But

(03:10):
Thor decided to celebrate Valentine's Day last night. Now, things
were gonna you do have family coming into town. That's
why you wanted to do it last night. You were
gonna have this lovely dinner. But things went awry quickly
with the baby.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, my wife was getting ready and I needed to
change him and we have so he's still sleeping in
the Basinette in our bed. In our bedroom hopefully we
can start sleep training him pretty soon. And in our
bedroom there's this long like dresser. It's a long dresser
and we put a changing like pad on it, and

(03:49):
above him, it kind of looks like there's two cabinets
that you can open with these two handles, but you can't.
It's just like for show, but you can't open them.
And the cabin here, I'll show you a picture of
it so you can can a better idea.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's just like a built in situation.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's a built in Okay, you see the handles.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
It's actually in the back of dressers that you pull out,
dresser drawers that you pull out like on the other
side of the back, on the other side of the cabinet,
but they don't open.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's just it's just for show. So that's there.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
But you see, like he's the changing table is nowhere
near it really like it's it's hard to you know.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, it's like up against the thing that looks like
a cabinet with the handles, but it's pretty far.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Pretty far down. Ye.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
So we had just given him his bath and I
had his I wrapped him in his towel, from the
dryer and then I put him down.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I'm sorry that, Yeah, you gotta have it.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
And as we covered the other day, you're doing this
in a dimly lit room with like a red light.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well, yesterday it wasn't it was. It was. It was
like five fifteen at earlier because we were going to
our dinner.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
And I put him down on the towel and I'm
drying him off and I'm you know, getting in there,
and he's like smiling, and then I go to move
the towel and I also was for the reason I
didn't put his diaper down.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I had it in my hand. I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
So I was doing one hand and I lifted him
up and I hear and the side of his head
hits the metal handle.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Dude, But like you just said, it was nowhere near.
I don't know how it happened. I don't know anything.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Pause for a second and there's silence, and I'm thinking yeah,
and then all of a sudden, Wow, it.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Takes kids and babies a minute. You and you always
give him a minute, and you don't react right away
because you're like you you guys, remember when the kid
falls and you go you're staring at him, going maybe
because sometimes they don't yeah, let me ask you this,
because this is when it's really bad is when they
are crying but not making any noise.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh yeah, because they're so upset where they just go yeah,
but it's like a silent and you're like the worst.
That's that's when you know this is going to be
a meltdown. So he's so that's what he has, so
you slam him into the weirdose. It wasn't on purpose,

(06:19):
it was an accident.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
What's the point of the warm towels, I'm going to
be flinging him around.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
His head hit the metal handle.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I thought, just hit the cabinet. So I'm like, you're okay,
You're okay, And I don't notice the left side of
his head. I'm only looking at the right side of
his head, and I'm like, you're okay. But he's screaming
and doing nothing like Eddie says, where he's like taking
big deep breaths and scream his tongue shine. And then

(06:50):
my wife kicks the door open for him, jumps out
of the shower, Mama bear as if I as if
somebody was shot him, and she's like.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
What you know the difference in cry, You know the difference.
This is probably a cry nobody's hurt, because why would
you slam your kids into the turnbuckle like a crazy
person injured? So it's probably a wildly different sound to
her that she's reacting to. She was dripping wet out

(07:23):
of the shower.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I don't even know how she heard it, and she's
and she and she goes giving him and grabs him
and takes him and she's trying to calm down. And
then she goes go get an ice pack, and I
go an ice pack, and she looks and I look
at the side of his head and there's a little
indention with a tiny little bit of blood his head
hit them. Oh my god, I mean it was like

(07:46):
a spec of blood.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Guys. I mean he was funing.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
My wife acted as if I took it, picked him up,
threw him on the ground, and then curt nobody saw.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
I mean, I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah, we don't know, so that's not what happened. So
I got the ice pack and then she changed. I've
never seen a person change faster in their lives to
the clothes on because I had the ice pack on
his head.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
But but I wasn't doing it right. I mean, I'm
holding it on the head, and how would I do
it right? I feel like he wouldn't do it right?
How do I not do it? I mean, I can't
trust you with anything after this?

Speaker 4 (08:19):
My wife saying, how could I like what happened? How
could you do this? You need to be more careful.
I go clean this baby? Clearly three months and this
has never happened. This is like the fifth time this happened.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
You're getting too comfortable, you got You're doing a juggling act.
I'm thinking, Oh, I was just gonna whip this baby
around like like we know how you are? What does
that mean? You know? Hockey probably on his phone. It
wasn't on my phone.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Changing there's any new Giants news.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
I wasn't paused in the other road.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Walks broken.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
I can't change myself, you can't. I never said any
of these things. I never said any of these I
felt obviously, I felt bad, did you so? Her being yes, so,
her being met at me like I did it on
purpose didn't make me feel any better.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I would have been unconsolable. You would have been me yes.
If I would have slammed my child's head into a
metal cabinet. I would me personally, I couldn't have taken it.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
And then she goes, and then she goes. It just
hurts my heart to see his skin break like that.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
That's crazy. I mean, give me a break, I mean,
give me a breath. I mean baby's first blood. But
he's fine. I don't know that he has a concussion.
I mean I wouldn't put him down. We had to
go out to dinner. No, I can't, can't cancel my
canceled you ruin night the night. This is crazy.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
I'm not gonna care. So luckily he calms down. My
wife calms him down, You're leave and we had a friend,
Bree coming over as she was able. She's taken care
of him before like this. We had reservations at Island
Prime at six, so I don't know if it's it's
not done.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
He's fine. He had the ice pack. I mean, he's
got a growth on the side of his head now.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
But she kept saying I bashed his head. You did,
so we went out to so that ended the drive over.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
There was me Was there any talk of Hailey not
wanting to go because of this?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Telling her eyes but also, like I did, I was like,
we needed to go out to dinner.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
She was looking forward to them.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah, like she was looking forward to it. She got
a fag jaw suit. There's no chance that's what your
f a f a j a from Amazon. It's like skims.
Oh but but so she was very excited. So she
was very excited to wear that.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I've never heard of that.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
And tell you what, though she looked great, did it
really snatch in and snatched? She was showing it off
to me non stop? Outside inside under she had just
like sexy green dress on. Yeah, she had a couple
of cocktails. It was a good time for me. O,
my god. Okay, so she so we went out to dinner.
We went to Island Prime and the whole ride there,

(11:12):
I calmed her down and Brie texted us, he's okay, and.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
He had a couple of smiles.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Susion. There were those signs of we have to get stars.
He didn't see stars. We didn't have to, he didn't
have we'd have to keep him.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Up projectile vomiting.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Did he go to the blue tent? Didn't go to
the tent.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
So we get to the restaurant and you know, we're
both a little excited because it's our first, like it's
Valentine's Day. It's our second time out, but it's our first,
like fancy timeout, yeah, and fancy boy over here. And
Haley orders the rabbi and I ordered the ahi tuna
oh for dinner?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah wait wait she's she ordered a man's meal and
you have just gotten the cop salad.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
About the waiter is that the one weird? Is that
the on that that has like the black rice, phenomenal?
What I get when I go there for lunch.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
For lunch I.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Had, I had the crab cakes, the bread, which is
the best bread in San Diego.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Wow, I mean, have you had all bread? I don't
know you statement?

Speaker 4 (12:27):
And then I had the wet half the wet salad,
so I.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Was a little full. So I was like, the tuna
will be good and all pieces up. You don't want
your girlish figure to get out of control here, Yeah,
you need the shape. So I had.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Then, and I knew she was really feeling it because
she kept cutting by to the steak and putting the
fork over towards me and like feeding me.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
You don't have you did have? Like meat? Are you okay?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Today, I am okay blooded. So so then we we
got home and the baby was sleeping and and.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
He was alive. God no, no, So.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
And then we had, as guy would say, married a
couple of times, the first time in a real wow.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, thank god.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Mama had a couple of cocktails, so that helped out. Okay,
that was a fun time had by all.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Is that why you're skipping around here? You know it is?
I mean, it's been like a year. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Honestly, he was conceived a year ago. Oh my god,
so it's been like number two. Oh God, don't you.
I wouldn't oh sorry, it wouldn't think about that.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
That would be the worst thing. Honestly. I wouldn't have
been able to do it after So, I mean I
might not be able to tonight.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Could she trust him?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
My wife? You're going out with your wife, and you're
not gonna be I don't think about I'm gonna be
thinking about this the entire time. Wow, poor kid, It's fine, okay,
all right,

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