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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now the show is happy to bring you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm pissed at or I have some respectors.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Midweek mid week, all right, line them up.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What's going on? What has you upset this week?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh Eddie? It starts out with you. You can, Edward,
that is nice. What's up?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
You know?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Something going on?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Man? You have a son and you think things are
going to be different, and they are for the most part,
but certain things I'm starting to notice.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So he's getting a little older.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
This guy.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah, he's seven months old now, big boy, big big
guys thirty inches long and twenty three point six inches weight,
which is crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't remember that's big.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Somebody told me yesterday their two year old is twenty
seven pounds. My seven month was twenty three points so
and he's thirty inches, which is crazy. The doctor said
he's in the fifty percent for one year olds.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, seven months, Yeah, I see you show us, you
show us a lot of pictures.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Don't know where he gets it from.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
And I'll see pictures of other babies and I'll be like,
were they premies?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Like it throws off the well and this is all
I know, so like it's weird.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I also like we take him to like Lifetime to
the childcare, and like people will think he's older than
he is and he's not crawling or walking yet, so
that I'm like, I'm like, he's seven months. I'm like
self conscious that they flow. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be okay,
he's gonna be okay.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, he's driving us there.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
But he's seven months old now, so he's a little
things are starting to change, Like he's got a little
stranger danger going on, a little bit of that where
he's at the Lifetime and the childcare. He's crying and
he wants, you know, somebody coming me or my wife
to come and get him. I know a little bit right,
I mean, he's a little bit helicoptered.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's not seven years all these seven months.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
So and then my wife told me yesterday that he
was in his little jumpie and he has had the
time of his life. And then she left the room
to go to the bathroom for a second and he
immediately started crying. So but luckily little separation anxiety. This
is this is brand new because before he didn't even
realize Yeah, you wouldn't notice. No, there's something going on recently,
(02:28):
And it took seven months I feel like that's more
than enough time because I want to rant.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Against my son.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I ranted.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I ranted for things my wife has done. I ranted
for things you guys have done my parents. But now
it's time that my son feels the wrath.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I mean this is because baby is he Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I think you ranted on him already. I really think
you definitely dropped.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
There may not a full ramp, a full off comments.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
So this little this little guy starting to do something
a little crazy. I noticed that my wife gives him kisses,
a lot of kisses.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Forehead kisses, nose kisses.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I give him kisses too, do the thing where I
pretend to bite his feet, and he loves it.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
He goes, that's the funniest thing ever to this guy.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Well, I noticed when I go to pick him up,
he turns his head. He'll give me a hug every
once a while, but turn his head when my wife
goes and picks him up, smiles and then opens his
mouth and puts it on her cheek and gives him kisses.
Oh I don't get kisses. Oh there's no kisses it.
(03:47):
And then I'm starting to that's a little crazy. I
also notice, like when we're at Lifetime.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
When I go pick him up, keeps crying. When my
wife goes picks him up, stops crying.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
So I'm starting to see these little things, and I'm
starting to and then I start noticing.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, what's Haley doing?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
And I feel like she's doing this on purpose, where
like like I'll give him his formula, I'll give him
his eight ounces, He'll get his eight ounces, but like
she'll like smash up blueberries and avocado and make him eggs,
like baby him a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Wait what she's feeding him nutrients?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm feeding his eight ounces.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
She's baby him a little bit. And I feel like
she's gotten him to love her more. He loves her more.
And it's like really pissing me off. It's like, doesn't
this kid know who keeps the lights on in this house?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Does he?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Does? He like the formula that he gets from Costco?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Do? Now?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I know you're tender about this right now, but but
you see there's a pattern here of you picking him
up and putting him by your face. Now, Eddie for
years has commented on your bread. He says, he turns
his head when he goes for kisses, and he cries
(05:08):
when he brings.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
And he has compared your breath to something very unfortunate
for many years. And I don't know if this Are
we popping a mint before we go?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I don't think it's a breath issue. I use a
tongue scraper.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Now that's that is so no longer.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That was what you said.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I didn't want to say it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It doesn't smell. No, I don't think that's the issue.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Have been beard?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Oh, honestly, like he gives he gives her kisses. It's crazy.
And then she's buying new clothes.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
He's a fact.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Because he grows out of it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Does he has a as a dad? I gotta tell
you this does happen.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It sucks.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It's we we get the short end of the stick.
It's because the mama's boy. These these women, yes, hell,
they're like always there.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Okay, we were the only ones that could get sorry,
we got to work.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Sorry. Where the men?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
He does he like his clean clothes from his washer
and dryer. That I got it?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Who does that? My son? Does?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
He does he like the fact that you do that?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I do that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You do his laundry, I do his I fold his laundry.
Does he does he like? Does he like taking a bath?
Could I do that?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You know?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Puts him down every night, this guy really most I
would say five to six nights out of the week
because Haley cooks so that I put him down and
I put.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I feel like I am.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
But you sing weird songs and you read weird books.
You can't pronounce dinosaur names, like we've.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Doing bad job. He was doing a bad job.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Pat anybody sings lullaby?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Yeah, And we've heard he doesn't like like the baby stuff,
like the he doesn't want to watch, like he doesn't
want his kid to watch like I'm Disney junior on
and all that.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's like sports babies watching that. Babies watched the Yankee
game last night.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Babies, Babies respond to hy God respond to that a finger.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
So I put him down at night with eight ounces,
and we listened to a giants podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Together, a podcast, dude. Yeah, And then and then and
then I rub his belly.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
When I put him down, I give him those kisses,
forehead kisses and then four kisses again and tell them
to have a good night and then I leave the room.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Have a good night A night.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
When my wife does it, I just feel like he
likes it more. And I and.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
This kid better change his ways because I'll start taking
things away.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Maybe a little baby, maybe a little less formula.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Everyone.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I mean, you're gonna starve your child. That seems he's
still gonna eat. He's still gonna eat. I was with
you first second. Now maybe maybe maybe he doesn't need
some new clothes. I'm just saying it's gotten a little
ridiculous and I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
You need to calm down.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It's not fair.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I do, I do, I do. We we split it
fifty to fifty, me and my wife. It does Yet
I feel like he gets more love.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Is that fair?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
The kid always has the favorite. It doesn't matter how
much you're there. My husband is there more than I am,
and he's still not the favorite.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
But you drove the wedge between. Yes, you wanted to
be the favorite. You wanted to be the favorite.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
My wife's doing the same.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, do you want that same? You don't want that
next thing?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You know she's gonna Buyhi cigarettes and booze.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Like I don't do that. I don't has Haley yet.
Bought a necklace with his name on it.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh Walker, that's coming. No, or with something with a
W on it.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
She doesn't have that yet. No, that I.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Happen.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No, don't do that. It h Yeah, we will get
the short end of the stick. It does suck, but
it is what it is.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
He's probably a live this kid, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Wait, well, so what's where politics give in?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Again, every time I think I have your back, then
I'm out. You're not making any sense.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
You're not making sense.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, well, good good luck.