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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now the show is happy to bring you. I'm
pissed about or have some respectors midweek meltdown.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yes, here we go once a week. Thor let's lose
on whatever is bothering him? Are you gonna attack the
way people drive in the rain? And there are a
lot of things I can talk about. Okay, I can
talk there. There's healthcare strikes going on right now. I
can talk about that, This Nancy Guthrie situation.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
We'll get into that later.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Talk about crazy, I can talk about that. How much
I can't stand the Winter Olympics.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I can talk about that. I know that's coming up.
How dumb the World Baseball Classic is? I can talk
about that? And are these are all things you've done before?
Did I do the world?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
But of course you have, so I may bring it
back and just replay the same one. That's fine, But no,
I'm gonna talk about something that affects me personally.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Into my micro that was hysterics. Got to stand up.
That's why you don't stand up? No, I need to,
And you stretch the legs and MiPhone your headphones whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Ye, So anyway, I mean nobody knew that, but you
said it nobody knew it. Nobody knew it was you
knew the difference I was thinking it. I mean, nobody
knew what that was listening. I'll change this right now.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'll change this.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I do I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I point it out so uh Lately one of the
things I like to do.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Uh, I'm like Sky in a sense where I like
to walk around the neighborhood. Excuse me, guy likes to
walk around the neighborhood. I've been like, I've been liking
the walk around. I haven't mentioned it, but I'll take
my boy walker, my son on a walk. Yeah, something
he likes to be in the name he when he's
in his when he's in his basonette in the stroller,
(01:56):
he doesn't cry that much, which is nice. So I've
been taking him around the neighborhood, neighborhood walks, neighborhood walks,
me the walk man, and it's a whole scene to
get him ready, you know, I got to get the
stroller out of the garage. I get the best and
that's ready. To get a dipe bag ready just in case,
because we've had an incident where I didn't have the
dipe bag and I was a mile from the house
and we had an explosion. Oh so that was a mistake.
(02:17):
Do you do this with a mom crew, No, I
just do it by myself. I don't I don't have
my mommy.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Go walk to the Starbucks stroller. On the stroller there
is a little coffee cup a cup holder. Yeah, they
all have him. Yeah, that's for a coffee or white cloth. Guys.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Wait, I don't want anyone drinking a white cloth pushing
a stroller.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't want that. Okay, I don't want that. God,
I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
So sometimes I'll go with my wife, but lately it's
just been with me because it gives her like a
little break. And usually it's about a forty five minute walk.
I have like a whole thing mapped out where it's
like it's about a little bit of walking on Ashole City.
Where are you walking?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I amn't truly the Olympic training facility. No, I'm not.
I'm not going all there. I'm just walking.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And you know, we get and I liked I like
to go lately around like four fifteen four thirty, so
the sun's going down, the UV's low, so I have
to worry boat can getting sunburned.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
About have a shade.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It does, but I like, but I wanna, but I
want to pull the shade up so you could see
the world. I'm not gonna go in the middle of
the day. You can't see the world's looking up. This
is this guy, right, So I'll do sometimes I'll do
tummy time as I walk him, so i'll turn it
and heft and you can see it.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I've never heard of what happens if you hit like
a little bump of the road. What's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
He's got a blanket and a padded thing underneath. So anyway,
I'm walking in with a white claw. It was.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I was just saying, you can't put it in there
if you want it. So so we're doing all this.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You're seeing the world walking around and a thing that's
going on that I am over and I don't want
and I won't have. And I'm going to tell people
from now on to please stop. I don't want you
stopping me to tell me he's cute. Try to talk
to him and ask if you could hold him. No,
no strangers. People. Strangers will walk up to me and
(04:15):
they'll go, oh, he's so cute and then I'll go thanks,
and rather than keep walking. But what happened is they'll
stop and they'll ask me how old is he? Why
does it matter why?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I don't want to talk. But I don't want to
You're a normal friend. I don't want to talk to you. Neighborhood.
Nobody understands this. Guess what.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I have my headphones on for a reason. I got
my headphones in. Yeah, I'm listening to music jamming.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I can see him. I'm staring at him. What's he
gonna need?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Shut I'm walking, I'm staring at him. Everything's fine, no conversation,
no conversation. I go like this, oh thanks, yeah, I
take my headphone to the right. I go, oh thanks, yeah,
And then they how old is he? Three months? And
then I'm trying to keep walking. And then there because
the basket that covers down is down, they like want
(05:08):
to stick their head near his head. I don't want
my son getting measles right now. Well there's an outbreak
all over the country.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't need you think that their head is actually
in the hear it, it's near it. I don't need
my son getting measles. Because people don't want to get
vaccinated thank you, RFK. I don't need it.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
He doesn't have the measles yet he can't get to
his one. He's gonna get it because we're not idiots.
So I don't need I don't need him getting the measles. Okay,
very scary, I heard.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I don't need so keep walking. This is the concern.
It's extremely You think the person that's walking around has polio.
I don't think he does.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
My son is a chip off the old block. He
doesn't want to talk to you. He has got nothing
to say to you. He's not googling and god doing that.
He's like, dad, get this adither away from the want
to keep And then so after that horror story ends,
we started taking the restaurants.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So it's protecting the restaurants.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Now it's and you know, it's a little nerve racking
the first because I don't I don't want to. If
he starts to cry, I pick him up and I leave.
I don't want to be that person. I'm not gonna
let my kid run around the restaurant Emily Wood or something.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You know, So talking about that's not even reached Robert.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's acolutely a fact. So we're at a restaurant on Saturday,
and he's there and he's in his car seat, and
we have the the cover over and the waitress takes
our order and it's all right, take the order, keep
it moving. But my biggest fear comes true. She wants
to hang around and talk about the baby. I'm trying
(06:52):
to my wife here. He's being quiet because you please
go put the order in. We're trying to eat as
fast as we can. He doesn't want to talk to you.
I don't want to talk to you, and my wife
doesn't want to talk to you. We don't want to
tell you how old he is. We don't want your
heads sticking there. I don't want the apolio or measles.
So don't you take your head in there, please, I
don't want I'm talking to you. And no, you cannot
(07:12):
hold him because that's insane.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
We don't even know you. So keep it moving.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I understand not touching the baby. That is an actual
normal response.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Go go marry the ketchups, do some sidework. Don't talk
to myselcle. Once you have a baby, this is what
comes with it. No, yes, it is my foot down.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You can't. You can't go out because it's gonna happen
every time. Why I never did this. I don't care
about your kids. You're also not a waiter.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, you've never liked you. You're not normal before you
had one. I am normal. No, I am normal for
you are.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Like somebody who just got a brand new Golden Retriever
puppy and they think they're going to take that to
the park, and no one's gonna want to come and
headed and know what it's nighbors.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'm sorry, my baby's adorable. Sorry, he's the cutest baby ever.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We just want to look at him.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
The note he should be on, he should be in movies. Sorry,
milk cart by the way, baby.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I'm really uncomfortable how I feel like on the other side,
he would be irritated if they didn't recognize how.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Cute his baby. If we don't just ignore my baby
now freak out when he shows us a picture, here's
a person too.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Well.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I think a picture is different because also I know
you got you're vaccinated. For the most part, definitely, for
the most part, I'm not worried about you three. I
know you three, but like I don't you know, I
don't need like if I if I if I'm at
Emily's house and I bring Walker and one of her
neighbors comes walking around.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I don't know this person, get away from my baby
chili dog. Tim.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I do know of chili dogs, and I know he
makes great chili dogs. But I want to see a
vaccine car before.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I mean, he's got a food handler card.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I'm assuming. Yeah, that's a great point. We were on
the we were on the poor walk. We're having a
nice walk, me and my wife. We're just on the boardwalk,
have a nice walk. We're chatting it up. I swear
every one hundred and fifty feet.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh, your baby's so cute. How old is he? Alone?
It's like I'm a celebrity, you're definitely. I don't want
to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I don't like you.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Why do you like this? Why do you hate so much?
I don't want to put it was up to me,
I wouldn't be around anybody ever.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Really not, that's a statement.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I mean, what do you like sky in the boot? Yeah,
you want to join us in coastal organ as well
off a cliff. I mean, I'd rather jump off the
cliff that your house is falling into. The if you
jumped off the Cliff.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
No one would know it would happen because you're in
the damn it there, you're all alone, like you're dreaming
of damn it.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
You got to stop. This gonna get worse too, because
once he starts walking.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Once you start playing sports, Oh yeah, you're going to
become friends with everybody.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Friends. I have enough friends. I have you three, you know,
other guys I know. And my son's like me.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Tell you, nobody wants to off the old block. Maybe
he's like friendly like me, he's my son. You you
just screamed at a stranger.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I don't like you. Stay away from me. I just
want to walk, Okay. I don't want you talking to
my kid.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I don't want you to look at him like you
could look at him, but you could go always cute
and keep walking.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Just keep moving like being friendly. I don't why. I
don't understand it. So anyway, so I don't know I'm
gonna bring them outide anymore. That's sorry. That's probably a
good an to start going, Hey, we're good, but what
we're good? Okay, that's particulous, ridiculous, Yes it is