All Episodes

July 2, 2025 12 mins
When coming back from his summer vacation, Thor saw the news and the massive event that was taking place in Venice... The Bezos Wedding... and he has some things to say about that
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now the show is happy to bring you. I'm
pissed about.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Do I have some respectors? Midweek melt down, midek melt down.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
So had a week off, I thought Monday chipper Tuesday
is still okay, not as chippery today.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I don't know why my wife woke me up at
one am for no reason.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
But for no reason. What happened?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I heard a noise.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well that's a reason.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
That's a reason. Well was it nothing? Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I heard a noise, And I go, all right, you're.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Supposed to you're a man, you're supposed to go. She goes.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
She goes, well, well it was outside, not going outside.
Light When I go, no, God, make me white, wake
me right up. When I before we go to bed,
I close up shop. Okay, call it closing up shop.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Does that what you call it?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Closing up shop? Close all the windows, lock all the door,
close everything.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Turn the sign around, She says, close always up shot.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
We're closed for the night. And then I and I
I do it every night. I do the check. I'm
all good, good, and so I know. So if somebody's
walking around in your backguard, who cares? Because you're closed
up shops? Close up shot? They cant get in. I
want to walk around the backyard.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
And if somebody was come back to Chick, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
But here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
If somebody was really in the house, my dog Watson
would go crazy, like crazy, like he would go insanely
crazy and uh and would alert us. So so we
heard a noise and Haley goes. Watson woke up, but
he didn't growl. He just opened his eyes and put
his head up for a second and then put his
head back down.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
So this has made you this irritable.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Because then I had to get up and go pee,
which is annoying. And then she got up and went
in the went in the living room and looked around
the house.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
And that was your job. I told her.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I wasn't gonna do it. And what's annoying is I
go back to head and she's gone for like five minutes,
which is an eternity at one am. And then I
feel weird because she's not there, and I need a
warm body next to me to be comfortable.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh it's not you feel weird because something, yeah, I
need And then she finally comes back and then she goes,
Now I can't sleep and I go.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Same, Is that what this is about? This is just
why you're in a bad movie. Yes, but you asked,
you're right, You're right. I had no idea this is about.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I was at the airport Sunday and I was thinking, Okay,
we're coming back vacation. I got I want to think
of some things that have been annoying me. And I
wrote down a couple of things, and I'm just just
your family alone. I thought that was a lot. But
I looked at the TV. We were at Chilies and
the Chili's in the Miami Airport.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Wow, living it up.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Chips No, no, dude for for a diet coke, a soda,
water and chips with a regular salsa was twenty six dollars.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I won't even tell skuy that where I where'd you eat?
I had a CDBA and I didn't get caso?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
So good you psycho. Oh, I want to ransom out.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
This is why I didn't tell us.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Guys mid waiting about that doesn't get the case.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I wasn't that hungry. But you're there. I know, I know,
I know I thought about that guy.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You get the case? O, thank you for Scott?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Is she gonna pay the fourteen bucks.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
So you're Chili Chili and they have TV's on everywhere
and they're showing some golf tournament.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't know what it was.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
They go to commercial and it's the news talking about
the Jeff Bezos wedding.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh yeah, I was sort of. I was out of
it because I was on vacation. I heard some stuff
about it, but I didn't get this see a lot.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh, I was glued. We're really oh under the.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Years irritated me, like you wouldn't believe this. First of all,
is it Bezos or Bezos? I still can't figures are Bezos?
I thought it was Bezos.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I haven't heard of that. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I sell my news coverage on the wedding.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I heard Bezos. I think it's Pio, So we'll stick
with Bezos. Ok, thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay, let's talk about his his side piece or his girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
No, it's not a side piece anymore. It's his wife now,
Lauren Sanchez.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
First of all, if you're going to do a wedding
that supposedly costs between twenty and fifty five million dollars,
did it really?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I heard just fifty five fifty five million money, I'm
going to criticize you, like you're putting yourself out there
so I could criticize it.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
He's like a billionaire one hundred percent, So fifty five
million is nothing.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
One hundred percent. But I'm going to criticize you. So
I'm going to start with Lauren Sanchez. Oh okay, if
you want to give yourself nightmares, google a picture of
her from ten years ago to now.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
He's done a little bit, he's done a lot, do
a little He's got a little work.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
A little work.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
So when I so, when I say to myself, it
looks like she got stung by one hundred bees in
my girl.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, so you didn't have to go there. Sorry, you
didn't have to go there.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, And I'm saying to myself, I'm saying to myself,
you're Jeff Bezos. You're one of the richest people on earth.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Why her?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
You could have any Instagram model, any any only fans model.
You can get any actress like Annay Armos is dating
Tom Cruise right now. He couldn't plate.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
He's are they Here's why I figured it out because
her face isn't real anymore, right, It's like fake looking
so the guy's so rich, he's into probably ai AI chicks.
So he's like her face kind of is like not real,
So maybe he's into it.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
If you look at him from like twenty years ago,
he was a dweep and now he's not a jack Jack.
He's like, he's like a rugged looking guy. He pretends
to sale. You know, she used to be a newscaster.
Let me say this, my wife said to me, because
I brought this up to my wife. Yeah, because I'm
ranting about it while we're reading Chili's and she goes, well,
I heard she's a journalist, And I go, she's a journalist.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
So I google it.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
She worked on Extra. Okay, she's as much of a journalist.
She's as much of a journalist as Sky as a journalist.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh okay, I thought you were going to say Mario Lopez.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Was unco for Secondly, this is I don't know if
you saw her dress, but I think Hate Middleton and
Pippo want their dresses back. Okay, he exactletely stole their style.
She completely stole the royal wedding style.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Didn't she trying to be like a royal wedding? One
hundred percent?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
They were trying, you know, because they are rented out
the city of Venice city. They rented out the whole city,
and the people of Venice were pissed about this and
were like protesting it because they didn't want it, because everybody.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
In Venice out, but they rent it out like almost
all the big structures and like tons of different areas.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Imagine imagine renting out the city of San Diego and
you can't go anywhere, and you can't go anywhere that
you want to go. But that's insane. That's insane, and
the city probably just pocketed that money, which is crazy.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
You don't respect this, No, I don't like if I
have that kind of money, So I'm doing that.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I get if you. I'm never gonna be one to
say what people should do with their money. I'm not
if you want to, because my wife is like, it's
so messed up. They could they could solve a lot
of hunger issues. It's his money, he can do whatever
he wants.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
You're gonna do. If you're gonna do whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
You want with your money, that's fine, but don't act
like you're super in law of and you really just
wanted your privacy And this is just your dream wedding,
because that's not what happened. And here's why they said
it was two hundred of their closest friends. Guy, Yes,
because Sydney Sweetie is best friends with Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Lauren, Lauren, Tom Brady. I can see it. The kardash
Orlando they're tight.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
So you're telling me Oprah they're tight, golfs with Bezos
on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
She's more of a laurensidehide. Well, they're both journalists, I
mean kar and Jenny.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Every Kardashian Jenner was there. It was Bruce there. Oh no, hey,
I'm sorry that whoa.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
She's not anymore.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
So you want all the privacy. This guy buys more
friends than Michael Rubin, and that's a solid joke because
Michael Rubin is like the biggest twerp on earth. He
owns fanatics and he basically hangs out with every big
athlete because he owns. So the thing that bothered me
the most out of all these celebrities is a guy

(09:10):
who I really like, and it's Leonardo Dicapriole Leo hat
I know, why would leon DiCaprio. I know it can't
be over environmental stuff because Leo is mister environmental and
if you know anything about Amazon, they're not the most

(09:32):
environmental friendly. And all these giants yachts that are there
aren't good. And all these jets that are flying. Think
there's like two hundred jets that flew into Venice. So
Leo has become King Bro to king douche. He just
I love Leo, but the jig is up.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
He tried so hard not to be seen there because
he knew he'd looked like a phony douche that he's
wearing a tux and like Emily's head with his hat
pushed all the way down, like this black la. So
he was walking around like you couldn't see him. But
it's like, dude, we know you're there, Like, dude, look
like you know you're there. He's just trying to be hidden, Like, dude,

(10:13):
you're a douche. You don't care about the environment, you're
you're fifty and you still date eighteen year olds.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's weird. Respect we respect.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Okay, I'm sorry it had to be said. The douchey
pr stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
So will he not make your list of the hottest
I'm done with the hottest homies.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I've done Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, I see all of his movies still first of
my best looking guys in Hollywood. Oh, I see all
his movies still, Yes, But am I a big fan anymore?
I'm done with them.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
You're done with as an actor.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Douchebag. This this, this is this wedding. Because of this wedding.
The wedding was out of control at the end of
the day. I'm not gonna lie. Obviously i'd want to
go to this.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
This makes no sense. This makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Obviously i'd want to go to this. Obviously i'd want
to be there for this. Obviously I wish You're a
status guy. I'm a big status guy. But these people
truly believe they're better than us, especially like Usher.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I can't stand Usher.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Aren't they kind of slap Usher?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Aren't they kind of better than I would.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Love to slap USh?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, Slapush.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
I wouldn't have loved Just like, did you see him
at this thing?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
No? I didn't see him. God, he's a.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Feeding people cherries. What a weird days that is that? Okay,
I want to do it, Yeah you want?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
I want to be the guy. Yeah you think I
want to take a cherry from Usher?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Girl? I don't know where your head went there, but
that was the wrong.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
You want to feed women cherries?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah, I don't want to bring it in cherrys here
I'm gonna feed you.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I don't want to What about the pint? About the pit?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
We're getting a cherry?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Can't do grapes or something?

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I know you're getting an usher chair you're gonna take?
Do they spin? I think I'm holding in my mouth
too right with the stem and then I put it
okay whatever.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
They have no sense of reality. They're weirdos. But the
crazy what bothers me more than anything is that they
think that this is okay and that we don't see
through them. But that's our fault because we put these
psychopaths on pedestals and we make these like somebody like
you know before I go here, don't even get me,

(12:29):
don't go on the disparity between the classes, and it's
only going to get worse people, because these people are
only going to get richer and we're only going to
stay the same, And it's our fault.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Thank you. That was unexpected because he went to Chili's

The Show Presents Full Show On Demand News

Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Crime Junkie

Crime Junkie

Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.

24/7 News: The Latest

24/7 News: The Latest

The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.

Stuff You Should Know

Stuff You Should Know

If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.