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January 22, 2026 12 mins
For everyone saying that Thor is slowly becoming Sky, this one is for you. Emily recieved a text with a picture of Thor wearing something new that he has CONTINUOUSLY voiced his disapproval of and he even wore them into the studio today... Check our instagram @theshowrock1053 to see the picture...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we got to get into this.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Here's the thing I can't if you've been listening to
our show for any length of time, you understand Thor
he's a blowhard. Okay, I think you could even agree.
You scream from the rooftops, You talk a lot of
crazy stuff foot down. Yeah, you say all these things
and they and they never really come to fruition. You

(00:23):
always end up doing it, or you always end up relenting,
and it's like, you know, you're a bit of a blowhard. Yeah,
and so you you've made some wild claims and wild
statements over the years, and you know, you just go, Okay,
that's just Thor, you know, whatever, and then it ends
up doing it anyway or whatever. And so this one
is fascinating because he has he ranted and raved about

(00:44):
how dumb these are. He doesn't understand and who anybody
that would do this is is dumb and moron. You
know his crazy words.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I've heard multiple rants on this.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You guys don't understand, Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
So if we would have to you at the time,
you don't understand, you would have been Yeah, you would
have been.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You guys don't know the situation. Okay. So we've Emily
got do you get sent a picture? Is that? What
was the deal? How did you see this first?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Eddie?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
His wife, Haley Haley the best.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
She's like, have enough spy on the inside.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Honestly, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's amazing. She loves to make fun of her husband this,
which is great.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
So I'm on a group thread with Thor and Haley.
It was the three of us on this thread, and
I get this text that comes in the other night
and I'm not I don't know what this is going
to be about.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I have no clue.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Dings, I'm making dinner, and that's when I pick up
my phone and that's when Thor's wife, Haley sends a picture,
sends a photo in this dread. Didn't see it coming.
And that's when she says, look at this guy. And
it's a photo of Thor holding his baby in the carrier,
doing something. And that's when I look at his face.

(02:00):
That's a lot wearing a T shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Wear jeans. He's wearing jeans, and.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
That's when I look to the bottom. On his feet.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Are birken stocks and not just birkenstocks, not just stocks,
socks and sandals. Yes, socks and sandals, Birkenstocks, socks.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Look at that? Socks and sandals?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Dude? Many how many times?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh, I'm embarrassed you walk around like that? You got
people see you like that? My finger cold wear?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Birking Stocks.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
How many socks and sandals?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
But how many times? So much?

Speaker 7 (02:43):
I'm not saying, I'm not saying this is good, but
that the toe with the sock things.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
How many times over the years has he complained about
Haley wearing Birkenstocks. Yeah, and they're for losers, nippies.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
And I mean, I've heard all of these questions about
you're ugly.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
They are, and you would never be caught dead at Birkenstock.
Never so Emily tells me he's wearing burk Stiz. That's
there's no way that's true. There's no way, because he
wouldn't be caught dead in those things.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
No, Like you couldn't pay him, like if he lost
a bet, he wouldn't do it, no way, if you
asked me.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I saw the photo and thought maybe he like squeezed
his foot into his wife's brokets.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Oh, like they're doing enough funny, silly.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
He had to go do something really quick outside, so
we put him on and look at it.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Stocky.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Now, the one time you cut your foot in Hawaii
and you did have to wear I sliced it. It
wasn't even and then it got infected from wearing burke stocks. Right, No,
it wasn't wearing burgersts because it wasn't clean. When we
super leave the whole show. Oh god, you did have
to slip on your wife sandals.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
Because my foot was so swollen. Wear sandals. Yeah, I
didn't believe it. Even though they we have photographic evidence.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I still like, no, it'd be yeah, it is until
I see that guy strutting into work this morning. Put
him up, put him up, rocking.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Like stocks, socks and sandals.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's right? What what is happening? I'm gonna cuss.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I'm just gonna risk it and say the word okay
because this is next level hypocrisy.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, and what's crazy to me seeing it right now?
For the first time, These are not off.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
These cost a pretty penny like cheap ass thor good money.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Those are one hundred and fifty dollars about.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I wouldn't go that far.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm looking.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I know what birket stocks.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
I wouldn't go that if you don't.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I didn't buy them. If you would, let me explain.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
Okay, there is no X for this disgusting, this is crazy.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
And the socks you've chosen to war wear with him, like,
he's where wearing multi colored socks with them they're black
with a great.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
And you're walking around an office like this.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
My toes aren't showing though. Okay, let me just say this,
what how did this happen? My wife has been trying
to get me to wear birkenstocks for five years, and
her brother wears birkenstocks because he's like a hippie guy.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
That makes sense.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
Really annoyed people say that about her brother. He just
became like this kind of but anyway, I'm from New York.
But then then what happened was, over the years, it
became I'm at the gym and I'll see dudes at
the gym wearing socks and birkenstocks. Yeah, it's crazy, Like Emily,
your son's friends will wear this stuff. It's crazy, and

(05:49):
I'm just like, I think it's crazy. And then Hayley
started to say, well, what's in this is what people
want to wear now, and I'm like, that's crazy. I
don't understand who some people. Yes, it's trend and not
all of the place trendy. It's trendy, and you're a
slave to try. So I'm still against him. So then
Christmas rolls around and I've told her I don't want

(06:12):
burke Stocks. Christmas rolls around. Oh my Christmas gift, it's.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
But you don't want them.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Why would you get why would you get you something
you don't want?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
She was holding my son.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
If my husband bought me a pair of like stilettos,
that's like, that's not.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
For wearing outside.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Like if I if you bought it for like every day,
every day where I'd be like, do you not know me?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Do you not remember the conversations you had?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I said, no, nobody's believing that he didn't, that she didn't.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
That you didn't want on my on my child's like
doing this again?

Speaker 6 (06:48):
I did.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
For Christmas?

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Okay I didn't, So so I opened and then I
put her in my closet in the box and didn't
touch them. Then if you didn't want to win, to
return them, because you got to understand this. To state
my wife's in right now, she's very up and down
with her emotions.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
She's lots of hormones, lots lots of hormones after having
a baby.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
You know.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
And the day that Emily's talking about we're leaving and
she goes, why don't you just wear your berks? And
I go, oh, well, they're in the box in the closet.
She took it upon herself to take it out of
the box and throw away the box and put them
in the cloth. Is this so important to her? Because
she swears because I have bad feet? Like how bad feet?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Like?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
They're painful?

Speaker 7 (07:38):
They're painful. I don't know what's going on, high arches.
I don't know what I have. My feet hurt all
the time. I've heard they're great. I don't know is
going to help.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I feel that's the opposite of helping.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
No, they're comfortables.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
But everybody's always crocs like sandals and next actually bad.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
So anyway, so I said, my wife doesn't like crooks,
So I said.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Finish. So I said, I don't want to.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
Wear those, Hailey, And she says, but I bought them
for you, and I think you'll really like them. And
then I started to see tears. Okay, I saw tears,
and I said, all right, Territ, put them on.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
You don't believe it, this wrapped up and you wearing
these birket stocks.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
All right, don't believe me, but but I'm just telling
you what happened.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
And then she took a picture of you, mocked you.
This is what she wanted that he was more like
proud wows growing. So, so I'm wearing this and I
don't hate them. I don't hate them. They're comfortable feet.
You hated them prior to wearing them.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, I still I don't. I don't. I feel very
whissy boy in them. I don't feel cool.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
I was listening to a New t I song on
the way to work and I'm wearing birkenstocks, and I
don't feel like.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
You're not a gangster. No, I don't feel like I
should be listening to hip hop wearing.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Not you know, Uh, Bob Weird just died, you know,
recently dead. Maybe Sky can get in there now.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
I don't give you some tracks that you can.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't want. I don't want to listen to Grateful Dead?
Can you take him to Dave Matthews Show.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
It is convenient for little things like slipping them on
to go throw the tracks slides. So are slippers, you know,
I mean, what's the difference. No, there is no difference,
but like they're disconvenient for that. It's all fine. I'm
fine with anybody that wears burker Stocks whatever. If that's
what you want to rock, that's what you run the problem.
Here is his commentary beforehand.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
This was supposed to do, like literally was calling people idiots.
If you wear brain but you're now broke, why are
you wearing them?

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
As long as.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Okay, then then I'm fine with it. And pairing them
with the socks is next level.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
You know.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
My Wifefrid the nerve to say to me, we're out
and about, we're at the mall. I'm wearing these burke Stocks.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
To go get trash, to take the trash. You got
the picture we were going.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Don't tell me you didn't walk into lids with those
things off.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I walked in the foot lock in the ray band store.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Damn uh.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
And while we're at the mall, I'm like, you know,
these aren't terrible. I'm like trying to like skipping myself.
She goes, hey, do you have any white socks?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
And I go no. She goes, they look way better
in white socks. So she's critiquing.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
The socks are bad, wrote these socks.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I mean, come on, dudde, they have multiple colors of blue.
There's a wild choice.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
I gotta get white socks. This is insane, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
We have a big Boston town too that we have won,
you know.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
And it's like, but he wears Burke stucks. How do
you know?

Speaker 4 (11:04):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's like Haley has sort of changed you into what
she wants.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, that's not sure. Are you kidding?

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Baby?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Are you kidding me? Everything you wear is based on
what Hailey wants?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I wouldn't say that. Ladies shirts, I mean.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I mean you bought a house out in and had
a ranch. I mean that's like I know.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
But when you get cowboy boots, get cowboy boots. I
bet mar this marked this audio. Mark this audio Mark
this audio.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Sorry, I feel bad because my wife is crying. Then
why are you wearing them right now?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Because I have?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Why are you wearing them right now because because you like?
Because you like trying to.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
Make her feel he's a good husband. What a say
that right now?

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I guarantee he's probably already about baby broke in No way.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, maybe he's already got he's got rain noise disease.
You don't know that. Get out of here. You're always cold,
all right,

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