December 4, 2025 • 9 mins
Thor is going to celebrate his first Christmas as a new dad and he has an odd request for anyone who wants to buy his son a gift for the hoidays. Some of us think he is crazy for requesting this but one of us is all in...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thor kind of offhandedly mentioned something the other day and
I couldn't understand it, and so I need more clarification
on what the hell this guy's talking about when it
comes to what Walker's going to be getting for Christmas. So, dudes,
a month old?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Month old? Yeah, yesterday? Did you tell him happy to odd?
I did?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's so odd because he was born at eleven fifty
nine and forty seconds, So yesterday on the third, on
the third, Yes, So my son yesterday technically was he
wasn't a month old until eleven fifty nine and forty seconds.
So you're born on third your I we should have waited, man,
we should I don't understand. But if they gave us
(00:43):
the option. Oh really, the ansty geologist asked my wife,
you want on the third? We want to wait on
a third or four? We should have waited, should have
regarded forever.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
But what what does it matter? It's I know, And what.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
If it was, you know, twelve twelve o'clo walk in
ten seconds like it's still close to the cusp.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, but it's twelve o'clock, and so it's but it's
you wake up, you wake up on the fourth, it's
your birthday today. You wake up on the third, got
eleven morning, nobody knows you're born.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I was born around eleven pm.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
But I still celebrate my birthday in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I mean when we birthday for like a week now?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So so yeah, yesterday, he's a month old. It's crazy. Uh,
didn't sleep that great last night?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Kind of annoying? Man, when does he every every night?
Every month?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Old babies do not?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Still?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Well, the lucky ones, yeah, but most people.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So yeah, big men need to eat. Big man need
to eat.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
He's eating a lot so uh he Uh, Christmas is
coming up, honka, we celebrate both.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We're doing that. We're doing both that with Haley. Well
I haven't. We have no choice. My dad would never
talk to us.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
So what's the first day of honka?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
This?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
December fifteenth? Fifte nonora? How many days?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Eight?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Bro crazy nights so confident?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
He said it wrong so many times many years it
was at seven?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
So are you going to get him anura?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That's a long story for It's a long story for
another day. So we have Hanka, you have Christmas, two holidays.
My sister has been hitting me up.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
What does Walker want?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Wait, that's a weird question, it should be what does
he need?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
My mom? What is Walker want? Let me ask him?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hang on another boob tho, Like what was that movie?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The Free boob Recall?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Not your time.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So so I'm like, and then me and my wife
are thinking, like, you know, on Christmas, what.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
A morning.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Going to run down the stairs?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't mean we don't we don't have stairs and
he can't walk on so I'm like, what do you
know what gonna do? Well?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Back in July, my June sorry, we were on a
family vacation for my dad's seventieth birthday and my brother
in law and my sister were there and they surprised
us with a really cool gift where my brother in
law opened up a five twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Nine for my son. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
A five twenty nine is basically a investment of a
college fund and you can use it for college. You
could use for trade school, and I think you use
it for something else.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
And like anything educational.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, and it grows like tax free, and it's and
it had and it gets percentages every year and they
put one thousand dollars into it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
To see they roll like that.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
That's so nice.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, it's crazy. So they did that June. They did
that in June. Whoa, it was like it was a
it was a baby shower gift.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
If your baby shower wasn't until I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Maybe we were there. We were we were there together.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I mean, really weird. We're there together. Okay. So it's
like a savings plan for the future. It's great, and
my brother in law is kind of in charge of
it because I don't care how it works, and it's
hard to like they need well, you need like a notary.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
He that he opened it and they need to notary.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Somebodyise and but they're in a different state, so it's
kind of a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That money.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No, we'll see it. I mean, it's my son. It's
in his name, is it. Yeah, it is, because he
has security.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't need a double check.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's so he sent me a link recently, my brother
in law saying that you could donate to the college fund.
And I remember he they would do this for my
nephew Ethan, and my nephew Ethan, who's eleven now has
like a significant amount in there because we would put
money into it. And I was thinking too, and he goes, hey,
(04:47):
my brother in law said, Hey, if you want, here's
how you donate to the college fund. So you could tell,
like family and friends if they want to buy him something,
this is an option. And it got me thinking, people saying,
what do you want for your baby? What do you
want for your baby?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
One thing? Donate to the college fund.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
What's perfect the college fund. He's a month old, exactly.
He doesn't need gifts because he does. He doesn't what
he does. He doesn't read, he doesn't. He doesn't you
read it?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
He doesn't.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
We already have books. He doesn't match his outfits. We
could buy out. It's cheap, it's so it's so much
more important and beneficial for him long term.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
God to have this college fund.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Let's see your friend over here lighting up.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
So what I so gross?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
So what I did was I sent out the link
to all both sides of my family saying, hey, if
you guys want to get walk or something for Christmas,
slash hanikah the college funding.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You threw it out to them.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
You didn't You didn't get.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
In response to we want to get walk or something,
then here's the link. If you want to get walker
or something, here's the link to his college.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
How did that go over with your mom.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So my mom didn't really say anything because she's pissed.
Thumb's pissed family. No one really said anything.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
They're pissed too.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Nobody wants to do that too bad. What do you
mean to pat?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's more important than a matching outfit? Listen, I'm sorry,
I'm not saying, but we have nothing. You don't know,
like right now, it's a month and you know, the
kid may never want to go to college. That's fine,
I think, but it also trade school you can do.
But if he doesn't want to go to trade school,
well he cand do something. Living in my house.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
He's got eighteen years to figure it out. But working already.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Okay, Okay, let's leave them alone.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I think, and I put some money in and I
think since July it's gained six hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Okay, this moving, ying's moving and growth markets.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh, I will not put a cent that's in this thing. Well,
guess what I've already bought his Christmas presents? Christmas present?
What he of course I did? Oh wow, oh somebody did,
somebody does throw He's a baby, he's he doesn't need anything.
(07:05):
I was thinking about outfit.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh my god, I guess he's going to be the
god really.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Aunt Emily. I mean I think I'm okay, okay, somebody
is it's pretty and you don't get present? How gross?
President gross?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I know, but I did have that thought, Emily. But
I figure when it's a new born, of course you do.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I was going to thinking about it, but like I
didn't know it was like.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Something that's so, that's so unflattering, that's.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Really I mean, I gave you a one before.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So are you going to donate to this college?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Probably not. Probably just do an outfit of some sort.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I get it, going to wear it. I think it's
you know what he could do? The college changed his
life an outfit? Where was gonna blow out yesterday in
an outfit? I had to throw it away? Okay, it
was bad. This was a bad one.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Too much.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
College fund is the way to go when you have
rich friends like Sky to that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Excuse me, I mean, yeah, I was actually you in
well yeah, I was looking at gifts the other day
for Walker for Christmas, and.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You were you were. I never got love He never
got lovely anything.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
He's a baby, barely even sending himself.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I love what you're doing here for definitely send me
the link and that'll be my goal.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'll send it in a group threat delete it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Why didn't you buy him an investment property property?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Get him into real estate? Now?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh my god, this is the un sexiest thing I've
ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
What's what's more on? Sexy?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
My college fund for my on or Emily thinking it's
disgusting that both.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Are pretty bad, both are pretty bad, both are pretty bad.
I'm just going to say that I don't know
Thor kind of offhandedly mentioned something the other day and
I couldn't understand it, and so I need more clarification
on what the hell this guy's talking about when it
comes to what Walker's going to be getting for Christmas. So, dudes,
a month old?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Month old? Yeah, yesterday? Did you tell him happy to odd?
I did?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's so odd because he was born at eleven fifty
nine and forty seconds, So yesterday on the third, on
the third, Yes, So my son yesterday technically was he
wasn't a month old until eleven fifty nine and forty seconds.
So you're born on third your I we should have waited, man,
we should I don't understand. But if they gave us
(00:43):
the option. Oh really, the ansty geologist asked my wife,
you want on the third? We want to wait on
a third or four? We should have waited, should have
regarded forever.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
But what what does it matter? It's I know, And what.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
If it was, you know, twelve twelve o'clo walk in
ten seconds like it's still close to the cusp.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, but it's twelve o'clock, and so it's but it's
you wake up, you wake up on the fourth, it's
your birthday today. You wake up on the third, got
eleven morning, nobody knows you're born.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I was born around eleven pm.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
But I still celebrate my birthday in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I mean when we birthday for like a week now?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So so yeah, yesterday, he's a month old. It's crazy. Uh,
didn't sleep that great last night?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Kind of annoying? Man, when does he every every night?
Every month?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Old babies do not?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Still?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Well, the lucky ones, yeah, but most people.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So yeah, big men need to eat. Big man need
to eat.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
He's eating a lot so uh he Uh, Christmas is
coming up, honka, we celebrate both.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We're doing that. We're doing both that with Haley. Well
I haven't. We have no choice. My dad would never
talk to us.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
So what's the first day of honka?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
This?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
December fifteenth? Fifte nonora? How many days?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Eight?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Bro crazy nights so confident?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
He said it wrong so many times many years it
was at seven?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
So are you going to get him anura?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That's a long story for It's a long story for
another day. So we have Hanka, you have Christmas, two holidays.
My sister has been hitting me up.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
What does Walker want?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Wait, that's a weird question, it should be what does
he need?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
My mom? What is Walker want? Let me ask him?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hang on another boob tho, Like what was that movie?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The Free boob Recall?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Not your time.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So so I'm like, and then me and my wife
are thinking, like, you know, on Christmas, what.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
A morning.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Going to run down the stairs?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't mean we don't we don't have stairs and
he can't walk on so I'm like, what do you
know what gonna do? Well?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Back in July, my June sorry, we were on a
family vacation for my dad's seventieth birthday and my brother
in law and my sister were there and they surprised
us with a really cool gift where my brother in
law opened up a five twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Nine for my son. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
A five twenty nine is basically a investment of a
college fund and you can use it for college. You
could use for trade school, and I think you use
it for something else.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
And like anything educational.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, and it grows like tax free, and it's and
it had and it gets percentages every year and they
put one thousand dollars into it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
To see they roll like that.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
That's so nice.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, it's crazy. So they did that June. They did
that in June. Whoa, it was like it was a
it was a baby shower gift.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
If your baby shower wasn't until I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Maybe we were there. We were we were there together.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I mean, really weird. We're there together. Okay. So it's
like a savings plan for the future. It's great, and
my brother in law is kind of in charge of
it because I don't care how it works, and it's
hard to like they need well, you need like a notary.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
He that he opened it and they need to notary.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Somebodyise and but they're in a different state, so it's
kind of a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That money.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No, we'll see it. I mean, it's my son. It's
in his name, is it. Yeah, it is, because he
has security.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't need a double check.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's so he sent me a link recently, my brother
in law saying that you could donate to the college fund.
And I remember he they would do this for my
nephew Ethan, and my nephew Ethan, who's eleven now has
like a significant amount in there because we would put
money into it. And I was thinking too, and he goes, hey,
(04:47):
my brother in law said, Hey, if you want, here's
how you donate to the college fund. So you could tell,
like family and friends if they want to buy him something,
this is an option. And it got me thinking, people saying,
what do you want for your baby? What do you
want for your baby?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
One thing? Donate to the college fund.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
What's perfect the college fund. He's a month old, exactly.
He doesn't need gifts because he does. He doesn't what
he does. He doesn't read, he doesn't. He doesn't you
read it?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
He doesn't.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
We already have books. He doesn't match his outfits. We
could buy out. It's cheap, it's so it's so much
more important and beneficial for him long term.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
God to have this college fund.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Let's see your friend over here lighting up.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
So what I so gross?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
So what I did was I sent out the link
to all both sides of my family saying, hey, if
you guys want to get walk or something for Christmas,
slash hanikah the college funding.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You threw it out to them.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
You didn't You didn't get.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
In response to we want to get walk or something,
then here's the link. If you want to get walker
or something, here's the link to his college.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
How did that go over with your mom.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So my mom didn't really say anything because she's pissed.
Thumb's pissed family. No one really said anything.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
They're pissed too.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Nobody wants to do that too bad. What do you
mean to pat?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's more important than a matching outfit? Listen, I'm sorry,
I'm not saying, but we have nothing. You don't know,
like right now, it's a month and you know, the
kid may never want to go to college. That's fine,
I think, but it also trade school you can do.
But if he doesn't want to go to trade school,
well he cand do something. Living in my house.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
He's got eighteen years to figure it out. But working already.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Okay, Okay, let's leave them alone.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I think, and I put some money in and I
think since July it's gained six hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Okay, this moving, ying's moving and growth markets.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh, I will not put a cent that's in this thing. Well,
guess what I've already bought his Christmas presents? Christmas present?
What he of course I did? Oh wow, oh somebody did,
somebody does throw He's a baby, he's he doesn't need anything.
(07:05):
I was thinking about outfit.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Oh my god, I guess he's going to be the
god really.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Aunt Emily. I mean I think I'm okay, okay, somebody
is it's pretty and you don't get present? How gross?
President gross?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I know, but I did have that thought, Emily. But
I figure when it's a new born, of course you do.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I was going to thinking about it, but like I
didn't know it was like.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Something that's so, that's so unflattering, that's.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Really I mean, I gave you a one before.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So are you going to donate to this college?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Probably not. Probably just do an outfit of some sort.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I get it, going to wear it. I think it's
you know what he could do? The college changed his
life an outfit? Where was gonna blow out yesterday in
an outfit? I had to throw it away? Okay, it
was bad. This was a bad one.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Too much.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
College fund is the way to go when you have
rich friends like Sky to that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's a good point.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Excuse me, I mean, yeah, I was actually you in
well yeah, I was looking at gifts the other day
for Walker for Christmas, and.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You were you were. I never got love He never
got lovely anything.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
He's a baby, barely even sending himself.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I love what you're doing here for definitely send me
the link and that'll be my goal.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'll send it in a group threat delete it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Why didn't you buy him an investment property property?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Get him into real estate? Now?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh my god, this is the un sexiest thing I've
ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
What's what's more on? Sexy?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
My college fund for my on or Emily thinking it's
disgusting that both.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Are pretty bad, both are pretty bad, both are pretty bad.
I'm just going to say that I don't know
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