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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But I think whenever you have a baby and it's
your first baby, you know, you're always hovering around them.
You know, you maybe put your you know, face to
their mouth to make sure they're still breathing.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You've done that before.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, you you know, you're you're overly cautious
with the baby. And that's just the way it goes,
you go. Ladies wouldn't know this, But when you have
a second one, it's it's literally, you know, you literally
don't care. You're like, oh, they didn't die on my watch, Okay, great,
it's perfect, all right, this other one they'll be fine,
(00:35):
you know. And then and they get you know, basically nothing,
you know, So it's it's very different. And so but
that first one, when you have a first kid, it
is it's a lot, and you're always you know, like
very very cautious about everything.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I don't know if we're ever going to have a
second kid or not. Fifty to fifty, right, But the
people like my brother in law and my buddy Louis
who had a kid like eighteen months later, are psychopaths
to babies.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well it also but then again when you say that, uh,
you know, we waited three years in between, like you
just get out of diapers and then you're like, oh,
it's still so good. And then diapers started, so it's like,
oh god, so there's it really.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Is, but just make just keep going a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
And then I also remember we baby proofed everything where
we did the you know, like put the little foam
things on the corner of the coffee table, the outlet
plugs again second one, I ripped all those things off
and cares it hits his head whatever, you know. Uh
so you're very cautious with that first baby. So I'm
(01:48):
sure thora Haley, same thing. You know, they're very you know, cautious.
And you know you told me you did the thing
with the you know, make sure you're still breathing. You've
got your olet.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'll look at it throughout the show. I'll go to
it like right now, because I'm always like wondering, how's
he doing?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Is he okay?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I want to know what's going on, and like it
will show me him sleeping, and then it gives me
his heart rate, which is what doing live readings right now?
And here, how's he doing?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Sleep? Hear that?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's that's that's like his white noise. He's not one
hundred and twenty three hundred and thirty two PET permit,
one hundred percent oxygen level.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Basically, he always has his vitals checked. Yeah, he's hanging
in there right now.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay, good here sleep And so one of one of
the things I remember, the first drive home from the
hospital was the most terrifying moment of my life. Oh dude,
and you're literally going sixty five. Maybe if you get
on the freeway, you're just like I mean, And and
my wife, I don't know if Haley did this door
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she sat in the back with the baby.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Of course you have to like you guys did.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
That's well, Scott still does st still does. Yeah, drive
her six year olds in the car seat. Well, the
guy holds her.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Head if she has the sniffles. You just want to
make sure.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
My wife will she goes back. She gets car sick,
so she doesn't like to sit in the back. But
the whole time she stresses out crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
On the initial drive in the back.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
No, no, okay, she always having she had a I
don't know, she just didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
She stressed out the whole time. It's a lot. We
have this car monitor now rather than like the old school.
I remember the bear. You have a monitor.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You have we have a we have a camera that
goes on the back seat mirror and then you put
and then you put the screen on like the air vent.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
That's so smart because the mirror. I get what you're saying.
The beer is great, but you can't see sometimes.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I would always be checking the mirror and you literally
have to like, you know, contort your body to see ther.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
We have like TV. That's crazy, the kid. Yeah, yeah,
the base tech is.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Why I've never heard him any of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's crazy. Said the crappy mirror that was almost flimsy.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
That was like, yeah, yeah, So obviously you're very cautious
and you're very aware of all these things, and you know,
accidents happen. We've we've talked about it, you know, over
the years, you know, especially when we have our rady
children's give it on.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You know, you're gonna end up in the er at
some point.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, you know, and when you have a little accident
or something like that, well usually that doesn't happen a
month in And that is what exactly happened with Thor
and Haley yesterday.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, what in the world happened. So it was pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So I got home yesterday and you know, did the usual,
got home, cleaned up a little bit, took care of him, well,
Haley got to like take a break, and then I
went to a recovery thing, you know, a sober thing
in South Park, and I was hanging out there and
Haley was gonna take him to his lactation appointment at
uh and like fifteen minutes from our house. So I
(04:57):
was like, all right, let me know how it goes.
And we were looking for or disappointment.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh, looking forward to the lation.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Because I want to know like the right type of
nipple bottles, the nipples for the bottle, because he's because
I think his tongue maybe a little tied.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's a whole thing. Oh, it's a whole thing. You
are a nightmare, dude.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You have so much weird thoughts, Like his legs are
never going to be straight.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, he's eating? Is eating enough?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Kid?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Is one hundred pounds? What are you talking about? Doesn't
the doctor tell you he's fine? Yeah? But yeah, buddy,
who you're going to? Are you serious? I mean, I'm
with you.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
But at the same time, it's crazy because prior to
your baby, you were opposite of this guy.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I mean, how long has he made fun of you? Yeah? Yeah,
you're being Scott. You're Scott. You're Scott. That's crazy. But
welcome to that's what you're doing. Welcome to the club.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Be prepared to put your sixteen year old child in
a baby or.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You go to live with Walker when he going to college. No, okay,
shared dorm room, No, that's where that's where your head
felt so forever.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
So she had a selectation deployment and I was at
this recovery thing and it's it was at one forty five.
I get a phone call at one fifteen and it's
from Haley. So I leave the room real quick and
I answer, and she's frantic and she screams into the phone,
I just got into a car accident.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You need to get here now. And hangs up. And
that's all she tells you. She tells you where she is.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Excuse me, no, and yes, she doesn't tell me where
she is, but we luckily she shares her location with me.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So I go back.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I was eating lunch there, so I go back into
the room, grabbed my tough aware of my fork.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Did finish I didn't sit down.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I did leave my hoodie there, and knowing that I'll
never see that again, somebody definitely not really an issue.
I mean that kind of star that white hoodie award yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I'm sorry, sorry for your loss.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
So I grab it and I started to start running
to my truck and I parked. Emily, No South Park,
not a lot of parking spaces, so I park like
down the street.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
We all know what South Park is like, just because
I didn't live there. I mean I've been to South
Park many times. We okay, I.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Lived recently had a broadcast where Eddie has.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Very true, very very well aware. But anyway, so I
got you.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I'm running as fast as I can to Fern Street
because I was on Cedar. I know, I know my
food bowl and run and I get into my truck,
closed the door and I just take off and I
and I grabbed. I realized, oh, she shares her location
with me, so I'm gonna find.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Out where she is.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
And she's only like down the street from our house,
which is crazy. So I'm calling her and she keeps
going right to voicemail.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's not going to cause a panic at all, for
you know.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I was pretty I was like, I just try to
take deep breaths to get there. How fast you're going
down the freeway.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'm in I'm in my I'm in her truck. So
I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I don't want to get It's crazy because I kept
saying myself, you don't want to cause another accident.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, you don't want to cause another accent. I was
only going like eighty.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Five, yeah, you know, and then like it was like
one thirty, and like traffick doesn't start one thirty, but
it's still a little Congestic's not like it is when
we leave work at like eleven thirty twelve, you know.
So so I'm driving and it just keeps going back
to voice, maam. I don't know what to do. So
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I finally get to where I need to get. I
get off the freeway. I'm out of light and she answers,
and I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Is he okay?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And she says he's They think he's okay. They're checking
him now, and I said, okay, what happened? And she's distraught.
So she hands the phone to either paramedic or a
cop and they start talking to me, and I'm like, hey,
I'm literally right around the corner. I just I don't
want to at this moment, Like she told me everything,
she's okay, and the baby's gonna be okay, So I
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don't care anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I just want to get there. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
So I told the guy. Right around the corner, I
pull on the street. There's a cop car like block
off the street. I just go right around it and
then stop the car the truck and put it in
the park and just get out. And I run to
the ambulance and it's like a scene out.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Of so there's cops and ambulance already there.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
So oh wow, there's like five police officers there, there's
like there's a fire truck and there's a paramedics with
an ambul So I run into the What a scene.
It was crazy because like my son's in that ambulance
and he's a month old. It tells my wife and
there and they're all like huddled in the ambulance with
police everywhere, and like I see my car and it
looks trashed. I'm like, what the hell? So I just
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run right into the ambulance.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And you don't know what happened. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
So I get in the car, I get in the
ambulance and Haley's crying and just like a message, Yeah,
she's had some postpartum issues where she has really bad
anxiety over something bad happening. So like the fact that
this happened just sucks and it makes things so much worse.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Now, well, you know, you're right, but I mean it
could it could alleviate some of it of like, hey,
we're all okay, we're all okay. Things happened, you know,
so who knows the way.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So so I'm like, how how is he doing? And
he's sitting there and he's got they're monitoring his his
vitals like my owl that suck does and and uh,
everything looks good. They think he's they think he's good,
but they advise us to go to the hospital the
er just to get him triple checked, and okay, yeah,
but and then he's also sleeping, so he's not crying.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He's got like he's a little trooper.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
He's got he's got like three paramedics over him, he's
got a thing on his foot, he's got the cops everywhere,
and he's passed out. So so that was a that
was a good sign for me. And now I get
out of the car. I'm trying to figure out what
the hell happened. So Saley's out, Haley's at a stop
sign and this person, to the writer verse at stop sign.
This person's going this person's going south, Haley's going west. Right,
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so they're at the stop sign. Haley goes, and for
some reason, while she goes, she's in the middle of
this intersection, the person that's going west just desides, I'm
gonna gun it now and guns it right into my
wife's car. Oh my god, like yeah, and hits her
and hits her on the baby side by side, the
baby's on the right passenger side, and hits her and
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hit her so hard that she spun.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, which is crazy, right, I mean, you're going to
stop signing, because if you're going if it's like a
fender bender thing, I'm sure she'd be upset, but it
wouldn't be this crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
But she spun, which makes it crazy. So that's wild.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
And then the air bags didn't deploy, which is also
crazy because it's spun. And the dent is my car
was undrivable. I don't think it's told, but the side
that it hit is this undrivable.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
The fact that it hit the passenger side to uh
and and back where the baby is tells you also
that like the person was an idiot, you know, yeah,
because I mean like like she was already halfway through the.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
And this is where I feel bad for her too.
I've been in an accident.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I don't know if you guys are in an accident,
where you see it coming before it happens. It's the
scariest thing for me.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I've been in an accident. I was in a car
accident exact same thing. Got t boned me and my grandma.
And this was back in the in the day when
seatbelts were up, the seat belts and my face went
through the windshields and yeah, and I didn't see it coming,
so it was that wasn't fun either.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, for the last seme, I kind of saw this
woman coming and she was and so she tried to
hit the gas harder, but she just.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
I wonder why the airbags didn't. We got in a
car accident.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
When Reid was like two, and it was the same thing.
It was on Reid's side, the passenger side.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
He was still in a car seat, and the airbags
it didn't hit us very hard. At all, Like we
were all fine, but the airbags didn't deploy that either.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I wonder, Yeah, it's if it's certain, if it hits
at a certain spot. They don't, so.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, so she spins and then uh, we had a
wit and to see it. A neighbor saw it, which
was cool.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
That helps you know, you don't have to deal with that. Yeah,
you don't have to deal with that.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
So then uh, and then I see the person that
hit her and it's it's like a one hundred year
old woman.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I just probably shouldn't be driving.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I just got a cane and I was I was like, okay,
but then what really pissed me off? And I didn't
say anything because I'm like I didn't care, Like the
woman didn't come over and ask if the baby was okay,
if Haley was okay, didn't say one word, talked to
the cops and left, and I'm like, that really pissed
me off.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Of course that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
So like the cops, the police officers couldn't have been cooler,
and like there couple were p one so after So
it was funny because when I got there, I felt
like somebody was like I felt I don't know you
just kind of had a feeling that the couple of
guys were p once. So they were just they couldn't
have been nicer, and they couldn't have helped more. They
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calmed Haley down, they helped with the baby, The paramedics
were awesome, the firefire was awesome. Everyone was couldn't have
been cooler. I just wanted to make sure everybody knows that.
And we went to the hospital and Hayley has pretty
bad whiplash. They put her in a neck brace. It's
the funniest thing you ever said anybody, anybody wearing a
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neck brace.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
It's like Vince at the steroid trial. I know, I'm
not supposed that was amazing. Come on, that was amazing.
That's a great reference, it really is.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Anybody in a neck brace is funny. And so it
was so hard for me not to laugh.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
But we're talking about Sky wearing a cone the other day.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
So, so she was in a neck brace and then
they they did like a once over on her. They
says she's not in great shape physically now obviously, so
she's got bad whiplash, but her neck in her arm
and and all that stuff. But luckily the car seat
did this job for the baby, and the baby's he's okay.
Now they did, we have to get a new car seats.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
That sucks, but.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, so luckily. And then the only that stinks is
I have no idea where my car is right now.
They ford towed it, which is great, but the people
that towed it took it till I told you, I'd
rather than the place was supposed to go. It's handling
it now, but I have no idea in my car.
But luckily everything Haley's hopefully gonna be. She's gonna be okay.
She has some bumps and bruises, but luckily the baby's okay.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Unbelievable dud. That is so scary. That is crazy stuff,
But thankfully everybody's okay