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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you guys heard of this term. It's gonna sound weird.
House burping you your baby, you know, after after your
baby has a bottle, gott to burp them because they
got a burp? Yeah, twitch air down there.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Well, the same concept with your house. You've got to
burp your house after you eat. No. Uh, if you
go into your house, let me ask you this. You
ever air out your house? Yes, all the type why
stinky people?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, we just always have everything open. Why for fresh air?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
And then have that fresh air? Yeah, and then if
like fresh air everything we do. You're not better than
us because we don't have I didn't say I was.
Anyone's like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I don't know why you like took that as a
slide against you, that my windows.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well you know what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Everybody's listening.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's saying that, my god. I mean, and we don't
run the hata Okay, I don't have con.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
We only have you.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm not talking about that. So always open always, that's
that's that's crazy. Because my house is open. If the
weather's nice, my house is open with fresh air. You
have to do, you have to have I love it.
But when it's hot out, like when it's in the
middle of summer. My house is shuggs. That's insane, I.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Know, but I do have to say, we live in
different parts of the county.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Peasant, peasant, peasant, what is wrong with you? Garbage? I'm
not saying that where's your ocean. I'm just saying it's
hotter live so of course you are garbage.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's like if I was talking to somebody and.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's like, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's like if I talk to somebody from Alaska and
they're like, it's too cold, we don't open our windows.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Of course, because.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You live in Alaska, like we can't compare.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm not calling her you are a peasant.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm just saying it's hotter in the summer where she lives,
so of course she's myself.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Later, why are we in the same room? You know
who lives in your area? My god, thank you? I
don't even said I thank you?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Is that not they only have ocean fresh air? Do
they even have fresh air? I thought I did guess
any of our air?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Okay, where do you live? There's two things I need
from you. Don't breathe my air, don't look me in
the eye. You are a peasant.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Peasant. I'm just thank you very much. It's warmer there,
which is a factor. That's all I'm saying. Okay, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you're out of your house.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I love everything open anywhere you live, Dude, I can't
even open my doors.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I always locked. Stop it. You know. It's basically the
next to Chernobyl. It's always like to have our doors.
I don't. I don't like to have windows and doors
open at all. Really get stuffy sometimes in the house.
You do, I do. Let's always aired out. What does
(03:38):
it need to be aired out? When the wind's blowing
and because they air stay up.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Sorry okay, yeah, thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah no, I'm not a big old open windows and
things like that. Every air once in a while, do it,
but not often, not often. I don't have to have
We have to have fresh and if we.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Go out of town and come home the second the
second my husband walks in the door, she opens everything.
He opens the skylights, and he says he has to air.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Out the house.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Were from what he says, there's still a construction smell
in there. We remodeled the house like five years ago.
But he says, when it's closed up and we're gone
for a weekend and come back, he says, he smells you.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Live with a psychopath.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Also, I also kind of believe him because no one's
in that house and more than he is. That's true
anywhere on earth, more than he's in that house.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah, he's definitely. There are lots so it doesn't
go much. So I don't think you need to do
this then, this house burping, but other people, I guess
need to. And this is becoming a new trend the
fresh Oh yeah, not where Emily lives. Okay, whatever you are.
(04:54):
He's the one who said she closes. I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Don't you have that chili dog guy across the you know,
we don't chili dogs.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Thank you. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well, I guess house burping is a trending term right
now and people are googling it and people are writing
articles on it. I guess this is something they've done
in Germany forever, where regularly.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Wait a minute ago, let it go, let it go,
Kanye West, Okay, you.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Have to do with the Gestapo has nothing to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
And so basically it is the practice of either once
a day or a few times a day, opening the
windows and doors to let the stale air out and
to let the.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Fresh air in. I hate when my wife does this
every day multiple they can be multiple times.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Some people do it where they do it like every
more warning to air out the house. Some people do
is so annoying right after a shower, when your house
is filled with steam lots of people, after you cook,
they'll air out the entire house. And then also sometimes
when people have friends over who are either wearing like
perfumes or things like that.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Definitely my wife will wake up in the morning and
open the windows and doors and go.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Ah, that fresh air you grew up? What do you
out the sewage?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I mean I didn't throw up.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Breeze, but did you hear her? Try not to laughter that, Yeah,
I tell you you guys get probably know what I
be laughing at. I yeh, dip in there all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I mean, that's a legion thing to bring up God
sorryk holy crap.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So they say ten minutes of house purping is plenty
of I would open up all.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
My windows and doors and then close.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Them all if you are that much work it does,
or you could just do one in the front one
in the back.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, well a crossroads, naked, windows open, naked. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
I like when you walk around, I do, but I
feel like all the windows open. I didn't make a
break in at any moment undertaking. When you're there in
the daytime, yeah, room that nerves Oh god, I am in.
How are you alive?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Every day? You live there? Every day? Every day? I'm
going home today this Oh my god, let it go.
Oh my god. Whatever that is, horrifying house purping, recommend it.
I'm good. I'll just smell like a burp. I don't care.
I don't care, all right,