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January 23, 2026 14 mins
Thor and his wife got into another one of their hypothetical fights the other day... This one involved who Thor would take to the Super Bowl if he won tickets and his answer was not to his wife's liking. Of course he brought the question in here and we gave our opinions
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh. So, this happens quite often in Thor's household, where
just kind of hypothetical questions get brought up and then
that causes a major fight between the two of them.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
The pretend question turns into a real.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Full blown are you A lot of times it's based
on whatever sitcom they're watching and wacky situation, and then
you know, Thor will ask what would you do in
that situation? Or Haley will ask that question, and then
they causes like a major fight like the sitcom Yeah,
and you're like, oh my god, what is going on here?
This is so silly. Well, a question arose and I
don't know yet who brought this up, but it has

(00:38):
to do with if you somehow one tickets to the
Super Bowl, who are you going to bring? How did
this all go down? We were watching every Raymond Bowl
and his wife was annoyed. His wife was he brought
his buddy and his wife was annoyed that he didn't
bring her. And I said, that's insane. Haley looks, pauses

(01:00):
the show.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
And looks at me, and he always says, well, if
you got tickets to Super Bowl, who would you bring?
And I go, well, first of all, it's two different scenarios. One,
if I got to tickets to the super Bowl, dream
come true. My dream is to not even go to
the Super Bowls, to be on radio row at Super
Bowl interview people. That's the dream. Going to the super
Bowl is only really great if the Giants are in it.
So if the Giants were in it, it's not even
a question. I wouldn't even anyone that knows me, it's

(01:23):
not even a question. I'm taking my dad.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well, yes, obviously your dad couldn't make it.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, that that's the thing where my dad. My dad
doesn't like to do things, so there is an opportunity
where he'd say, I don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
It's the Giants super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I had eight row tickets to a Giants playoff game,
and I knew the coach of the Vikings, and my
dad didn't want to go. Yeah, I went by myself,
so I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
So I would. So then my wife says, well who
would you take?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
And I go, Well, if it was the Giants, I
take my buddy Zach, who's a Giant fan, or I
take my buddy Chris, who you guys don't know, who
lives in Jersey. I would take those two, and she
looked at me like I was crazy, And I go,
what's wrong? And she goes, if you wouldn't take me?
And I go, no, why would I take you to
the super Bowl? And she goes, I go, you don't
watch football with me? Now?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Like you don't. She doesn't watch football with me?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Now, I would love if she sat down on a Sunday,
excuse me, and watched one game with me.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
She doesn't.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
She used to be a massive fan, like she An
old picture came out with like twenty thirteen when the
Niners in the Nancy Title game and it was on
her like Facebook memories and she was like, let's go
and like all this Niner stuff. And I'm like, what
happened to that girl? That girl can go to the
super Bowl with me. This new girl who doesn't really
watch football that much, who just kind of likes it,
isn't going to the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
So if it's random two teams and you want to
take this.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Year, yeah, and it's Patriots and the Seahawks. Terrible super
Bowl by the way, And I got tickets, all right, No,
I'm not taking Hayley.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Who are you gonna take? I don't know who I
would take in that situation you're gonna take You're not
gonna take me. I mean, you'd be an option, you
bas and would be an option. And I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
You're in the race.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
You're in the race. You're in the race. He's not
way down the list. He was Aman in my wedding.
He's in that five people.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
He's not. Zack's a Giants fan. I had better go
before Mark right now.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Mark isn't the biggest NFL so but but but yeah,
my wife was like, I know, she was like, I'm
annoyed to my wife, says, I thought you said that
you like doing things to me, And of course I do.
I love doing things with her. It's I do, I
really do. But like I know my wife Hayley, and
she'll be annoyed at a certain point with how over

(03:45):
the top happy I am being there. She doesn't like
when I'm too happy. It's just definitely when I when
like I injure myself or when I make myself look stupid.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
She loves that.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
So if I'm over the if I'm at an event,
because what I would this whole time is I would
want to be like, where's the super Bowl this year?
I'd want to be at like every big bar trying
to meet players. I'd be fair there everywhere, I'd be
fan boying out. My wife would get over that and
be annoyed, and that would bring me down, and then
we'd start arguing, I don't want that, terrible, I don't

(04:19):
want that.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
You want somebody to share the joy with you, exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
And even if you don't think she'd be into all
the stuff that's going on, and like it's such a
big deal. You don't think she'd be into that, and I.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Have, but like she wouldn't appreciate it, like my buddy
Zach would be okay, I or she wouldn't appreciate it
like he's got to earn it.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
My buddy Eddie would appreciate it. I've been to a
Super Bowl, Pal.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, I know, I know. Who did you bring? But
you weren't married at the time. Who did you bring? Nobody?
I was working?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, I mean you could bring somebody if that question
is laid out to me, laid out to you. The
only time it would be an option would be if
your giants were in the Super Bowl, because then obviously
i'd bring you, But any other team, any other situation
I'm gonna bring my wife one hundred. Well, it's to me,

(05:18):
it's more than the game. Like, my wife isn't the
biggest football fan. She's like whatever, she watches the super Bowl.
But being in a traveling with my wife is what,
you know, that's obviously what I like to do. And
so especially if it's in a cool locale like New
Orleans or or in New York or in Vegas, like

(05:39):
I want to hang out with her doing fun things,
and then the game is sorry, almost secondary, and then
the halftime show she would love and all that stuff
like that would be great experience to have with my wife.
So a million percent, I want to be with my
best friend. Yeah, what are you talking about? I would

(06:01):
take one of Haley's brothers over her. Okay, well that's
really messed up. I would take Haley before I take you.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, oh that just happened.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
If I got tickets to the met Ball, like the
Red Carpet. We're just saying this is something that I
would love. The Academy. Okay, I got to watch the
Red Carpet right there. I'm not taking Robert. Are you insane?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
You don't understand the difference. You don't understand the difference.
There's a massive difference between an awards show and like
super Bowl and everything that goes on in the city.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
He's not gonna enjoy it as much as I am.
He's not gonna give a crap about it.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Like what if she would care about the city and
the traveling and they going to fun stuff and all
the things, like that is the game for me. Yeah,
but she's gonna not she's gonna enjoy it. I mean,
we're at the super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
I just feel like there's other people that deserve it more.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Robert won tickets to the super Bowl, two tickets, and
he took his buddy Keith.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
That annoys because Robert doesn't watch football, Like he's not
a big foot.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
But he won it. But he won. He won the ticket,
so it's he's he's not going to not use him.
He's gonna go.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
But he knows that my level of enjoyment is part
with him. So like, I feel like that's not a
fair comparison.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
But what if Keith's level he's a big football fan, Yeah,
he loves football. You know Keith would be excited. So
he's like, hey, I just know Keith would appreciate this.
This would oh, this would be so bad.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I come on, man, if Robert chose somebody else other
than you to go to the Super Bowls.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
He like legit loves hanging out with me more than
anything else.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I heard him and Keith are protected. They are they're
getting protect protected.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
To even think about that, it's the.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Equivalent of what Eddie's saying, like, Robert will have a
good time with you, enjoying the city, enjoying everything around it,
so he'd rather be with you. And that's kind of
what Edie said, saying he wants his wife.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Sorry, we love our wives. Sorry, we love our wives.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I love my wife. I just I love football more
more than your wife, more than your wife. No, I
love like the history of football. Okay, I put on himself. Sorry,
I do, and I want to be with somebody that
appreciates it as much as I do. And I know
my wife would be annoyed with me at some point.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I just know what we all do. We all feel
and Zach would feel that way too, Yeah, he just
Zach would not feel that way. If the Boot won't
take us to super Bowl, There's no way he would
take you oh, oh, you kidding me? I wouldn't want
to go. First of all, that's crazy. Boo doesn't do
anything without her, and he has no friends, so of
course he's taking he would want to take. Guys, I

(08:44):
wouldn't want to go, right, You wouldn't want to go
to that super Bowl. You'd be miserable.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
You guys don't want to know the answer to this.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Oh no, I don't know, because clearly my husband and
I don't have these weird hypothetical fights nobody, so.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
What the hell?

Speaker 5 (09:04):
But I don't think my husband would want to go
to a super Bowl just because he loves football, but
he hates crowds.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
He wants to see the game like he's the kind
of guy who.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Doesn't you go to the super Bowl on Wednesday. It's
not just about the Sunday of the game is like
the last.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
But think about all the things you're doing from Wednesday
Thursday Friday.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
You're trying to get me my husband players My husband,
he's got a massive issues.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Then he doesn't like going out. He doesn't like crowds
because loud situation. So even if it was his team.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
For I know, you know your husband really well. I
think though, sometimes you make these wild assumptions. I think
if you ask them right now, Hey, if you want
to take the super Bowl, would you go? He'd probably
say yes. I think you have to tickets to the
super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
I believe we have this discussion like last year, like
you didn't do hypathetic.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Guy, make me bring me?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
It was would you want to go?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
If he did go? Would he would you be? Would
you want to go?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
If he was Like if he was a normal person
and he was, I want to go to imagine would Joe?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
You wouldn't want to go.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
No, I don't think either of us want to go.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, let's say again, his team, the Niners, are in
the super Bowl. He wins tickets, just I have to go,
and he's like, so obviously I want you to come
with me. You're going to be like naha, I mean,
come on, super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I would suggest other people. What would you suggest?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
He can't do anything without you.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
I'd suggest his brother if it was the Niners. If
it was the Giants, I would suggest his friend Jeff, Like, I.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Mean, you know, he has a way.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
If it was the Giants, you wouldn't suggest me.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
That was Jeff.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
You wouldn't suggest men fourteen.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Years friend.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
That was j friend who's a giant giant shirt and
hat right now to the Super Bowl almost every year,
so they talk about it a lot.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
His friend, Jeff goes what you're talking about, has a
friend who goes to the super Bowl every year, Jeff
you know, is he Roger Goodell?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
And he just goes by Jeff, you know, he hands
the trophy I think or something.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
He's a little friend while but honestly, honestly, I don't
think he would.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Want to go, and I definitely don't.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Just probably ask him, he said, you wouldn't want to
go experience something like that?

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Like the only way is maybe no, I still wouldn't
want to go, because I was gonna say, if, like
Dave Matthews was the halftime stop.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Were going to happen, don'tn't worry about that. You don't
worry about that. That's the only thing I've talked about
that's real that will never happen.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
But honestly, if I considered, and I'd be like, no,
I would rather take that time and money and go
to multiple Dave Matthews, You're not.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Time, there's no money.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
You want tickets, Okay, but honestly, like a super Bowl
and an event that's that packed and that crowded and
parking and tickets and entry, and.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Your guy has made me hate the super Bowl talking
about it.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
You care about that stuff, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Jeff's the man. Take me, Jeff. The super Bowl I
got to go to was in New Orleans and it
was crazy. Now you're right, there was. It was wall
to wall people. You go walk down Bourbon Street, you
couldn't move. But I literally ran into every NFL legend

(12:43):
and celebrity that you can imagine, and I feel like
walking around, dude, that's why they're there. Yeah. So I
was walking into a bar and Jim Kelly, you know,
the Hall of Fame quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. I knew,
Emily didn't really know Jim Kelly, he's a legend friends
with Jeff was Yeah, No, Jeff really Well is walking
out of the bar. He has a full drink he

(13:05):
just got. Jim Kelly goes, oh, I can't walk out
with this. Here, go ahead and take it. He handed
me a full drink from Jim Kelly. I met Steve Young.
I'm a forty nine er fan. I met Steve Young
there I ran into Trevor Hoffman because Trevor was walking
around the street and I go Trevor and he's like, Eddie,
I'm like what I mean? It was literally insane. There

(13:25):
was There was a fistfight that happened with a starting
NFL quarterback at the time, and I stood there and
watched it.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
It was why a lot of these guys when you
meet them out and about randomly, they don't want to
be talked to. They don't want to but they're there
because it's their time to shine, tell stories. They want
to do all. They want to be stars again. New
Orleans people was wasted and it was a party. I'm
pretty sure I saw Jeff. He was in one of
the Beltonies throwing beats.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I think it throw I swear, is that you, Jeff?
That doesn't sound incredible to you?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
No, that sounds like a nightmare, is what You're the
biggest runs like it on the planet, on the planet,
on the planet.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
How do you ruin everything?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I'm not trying to ruin everything.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
I'm just saying, like crowds on that level when it's
something I don't give a rip of your.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Wife, isn't this no Haley' is not this your This
has made me rethink a lot of things you like
to people want and Haley.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Haley and Eddie ask for a third ticket. I'll introduce
you to Jeff that I don't know. It's gonna be
tough style

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