January 13, 2026 • 14 mins
Sky was too distracted from her costume changes yesterday to eat breakfast and was too busy after The Show to grab anything to eat so it was only around 1:30pm when she was finally able to get some food. It just so happened that it was also bath time for her. One can only imagine what went down when Sky decided to combine the two activities...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we have heard before that Sky loves her water sports,
she loves the pools, she loves her jacuzzi, and this
chick takes more baths than anybody I know.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Well, we're in bath season.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
There's a season.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
There's a season.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Look what consists of the best season?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Well, when when my spat gets so chilly that it
takes time to heat it up. You know, in the summer,
we have like a solar cover, so it's always warm,
and then it'll take like ten minutes to heat up.
So I'll just come home from work and jump in
the jacus every day.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
But now every day, Yeah, but now.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
That we're in the frigid every day, we're in the
fridgid seven.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
What's just like, I just wouldn't want to be in
a body of water every day that isn't a shower and.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Also changing taking off your clothes, flip flops off what
she just.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Said, there's no bathing suit because of that reason, and
there's also no flip flops naked.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yes, every day with your daughter?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Every day with my daughter she's at school.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You I have a kid, I said, I don't know, No,
I wouldn't be going about the guy.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
There is no guy. I remember I planted, what.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
About the weird guy that lives with you? You need
to I'd be scared.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
When you get home when no one's there except for
the guy that lives with you.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, the guy in the cargo shore.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, he's peering at you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah. So but now.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I think he's gotten used to it, and I think
the bitchy look on my face of like I'm not
having sex right now?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It does does the does the trick?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
So yeah, So we have now transitioned into bath season,
where now pretty much I'd say every other day, I'm
taking a bath afterwards.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, well we have found out that yesterday's bath was
absolutely disgusting. We ain't done. It's time for the past
find over a year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Now, Emily, you had your bathroom done up, and you
know you have a nice new bathroom and you have
a nice soaking tub. Right, how often would you say
you take a bath.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
In the chillier months? It makes me want to take
a bath more so, maybe two times a week maybe usually,
probably more like.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
One once a week. I think that's kind of normal. Yeah,
did you hear it?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Just true?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's insane, like every other day.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Every other day. Oh my god, it's wasting so much water.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
My friend Eddie got me this massive bottle of bubble bath,
like you know, epsom salt bubble bath, which I never
have seen the two combined.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
No, yeah, I think it was for my birthday.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and so like that bubble bath
works so good and it's such a big bottle.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's like doctor.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Excited like bubbles, like makes tons of bubbles.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Bubbles in your bath like that old Are you well?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Because I feel like she's naked in the hot tub
and then wears a bikini in the bath.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, look I got a beer.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah that is fun.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
No, it's because I have a lurker and the bubbles
help cover up the.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
The I I think it's so violating to have somebody
like like coming in and having a convo with you,
like wow, you're laying there in the bath. It's like
a vulnerable position.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I don't know it's time.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm not sure he's gonna, you know, sexually assault this guy.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm did over there. I do feel safe.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I don't feel like I'm in danger, but it's just
it's it's a violation of my I guess, my private.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Your relaxation time.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
This is my little time right now.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You don't want some guys stare at you.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, so the bubbles will nicely cover the breath and yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
So that's why I'm really.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Into this privacy.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Privacy.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, all of it is strange, thank you Sky. Everything
Sky does is strange. We know this right, well documented. Okay,
well she took it, the strangeness, especially with a bath,
to another level. I don't know, I don't know this
is possible. It's crazy already. You you read books like paperback.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh that's another reason the bath, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I always think is bizarre.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
That's another reason that I really have been taking a
lot of baths is because I've been into these books
and for some reason, like I only want to read
it in the bathtub, Like I don't want to read
it sitting on my couch.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't want to read it really, No, No, like
the bathtub.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Is when I read my books. That's when I read.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
All of your books.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yes, uh so yesterday you guys. Busy day, busy lady,
busy day. First off, I was a fashion model from
six A to ten A yesterday. And as you know,
when you're in Milan working the runway, having Emily change
you into a new outfit every single hour, it doesn't
(05:12):
leave much time for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Again, Sky, You've got a lot of compliments online of
your outfits and everyone everyone was so nice. So doesn't
that inspire you a little bit of like, oh, maybe
I should make some changes and you know, maybe like
change up my outfits?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, guy, I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Know what to do with what do you You don't
find this hoodie that she has on hot Yeah it's
an aquarium crew.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Aquarium crew, my aquarium.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Crew, right, don't find it?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, you're crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah no, I mean I briefly had that thought because
all the compliments were so nice, all the fire emojis.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Made me feel good.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But first of all, not seeing all those people every
single day, and and you know, it's like it's like
if I did it, you'd get used to it and
you'd be like, oh, Sky was so you're doing.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You'd rather do it once every fifteen years and.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Then get the wow yeah okay once a week?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah right you first time meeting?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
So busy day, So no breakfast? I want to say,
I had about six pretzels throughout the dresses, two cups
of coffee. Six pretzels was what I had by the
time I left here.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
And like how thrown off sky gets when there's like,
you know, the the alp. I made a full breakfast yesterday,
but I was helpier to do everything and full breakfast course.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
No, no, not not me. No, I am thrown off.
I am my laser, focused.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
On what we're doing, putting address on.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Not having my tits and vagina fallout.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I think that's what I was focused on. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, at first I not having my tits and vagina.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The other words seemed to icky, tits, pussy. I can't
say that.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I can say that I got wild enough with tits.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Okay, okay, it's not a Hamhofka.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Snatch.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You guys got you dirty, you're gross. I didn't. I
didn't say those words. Uh so so very busy.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
And then after I left here, I had to go
straight to my dentist for my six months dental cleaning. Yes,
I go every six months, like I don't know why,
and then they my teeth are so bad that they
flooried me every time.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
They used to ask, and now they don't.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
And then like as the chick was putting it on yesterday,
she was like, oh, yeah, you really need this, and like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Very deep grooves in the teeth, you guys, very very bad.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So are they wondering when your adult teeth are going
to come in?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
They are adult teeth size, adult teethiatric dental tools.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
They use normal stuff for adults.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
What flavor of floria do you want? Grape?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay? They did ask. I got a choice.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Between minter berry, so I would minta. And then if
you haven't had them put the florid on recently, they
put it on. And then it's like, oh, don't eat
or drink. You can drink, but nothing like hot, but
you know, try not to eat anything for about an hour.
And so as I'm driving home with this goop on
(08:25):
my teeth, I'm like, I'm really fucking hungry. I have
to I haven't eaten anything. And we're now like at
like one thirty. Oh my god, and so I'm like
I'm really fucking hungry, Like I'm getting hungry, I'm feeling weird,
but I'm like I can't because because of this, you know,
stuff on my teeth so I get home.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Bathtime, So I get the bath, go in.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Why don't you don't go home like take a nap,
I mean, especially like like.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You since three.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, I want to cleanse, I want to read. And
I'm white. I don't know from all the outfit changes.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, I just I don't know. I just I like
to take baths as we come. So a bath time
and that's when the bath is filling, and I'm like,
I'm fucking hungry. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And I will occasionally bring a snack with me in
the bathtub. Again, my friend Eddie knows I love baths.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
So it's a big it's a big risk.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
He bought me a bath tray probably about five years
ago for my bath. Yeah, and I that's great. I
put my book on there, my phone on there. I'm
a glass of water, and occasionally I'll put like a
little plastic bowl with like grapes or strawberries or some
sort of like fruit in there.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's a risk you could end up Whitney Houston yourself. Yeah,
if you cramp and you're in the back done sitting,
You're done.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I'm not I'm just not going to out.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
You get that you get that cramp and you're going
under man.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I think you're going the same rules you have for
jumping in a pool.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
A bath is.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
A couple of grape I'm not moving. I'm just sitting
in one spot.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, okay, So.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
You get a cramp and you can't.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The only good the only good thing is you do
have a lifeguard standing monitoring.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yes, definitely. But I my hangar wasn't feeling fruit.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I wanted something more substantial, and so I saw something
on the counter and I'm like, yep, you are going
to be my snack. And I decided to make myself
a bagel.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
That's not a snack though, A bagel.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Bagel has more of a lunch.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Big, Well, bagel is lunch.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I guess I have a breakfast.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
It's not like you're saying it's like a meal. Yeah,
I feel like a full bagel. A snack is like
a couple of chips.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Well, I haven't had breakfast nor lunch, so it's my
my brunch snack.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, my sneil. However you want to look at it,
I'm seeing a bagel.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Bagel, yeah, and not just any bagel doesn't not just
any bagel.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's a same bagel.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You're gonna eat a sesame bagel in the best.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
So how old? I'm so fel like only old women
eat just sesame.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Bagels of course. Yeah, because my hands are wet, that's
such gross.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Like the grapes don't bother me as much because their
grapes are wet.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Kind of yeah, like a fruit doesn't.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I don't want to eat anything in the bathroom. God,
if I'm in the bathroom, I don't want to eat anything.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
No does either, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
What about a smoothie?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
No, I don't want to drink or eat anything.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You know, I drink.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Oh, I got gotta have my wine in the.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Back Eddie and I are speaking of Whitney Houston. You
know how I feel about eating in the pool, Like,
I fucking think that it's so gross and sky they
have like a floaty that they put their snacks on
to eat in the.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Pool, And I think touching my my wet hands touching
a chip, it's so that's so.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Gross to me.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, it is a song and dance.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You know, you gotta like, if you're in the pool,
you gotta try and keep one hand dry the whole time.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Or else.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You have to have your towel right by the side
of the pool so you can Why do you.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Have to have snacks in the pool? Why?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I don't know, because it's fun. But in regards to
the bath, I'm hungry. I'm hungry, and and I have
snacks in the bath, so it's not I'm not thinking
anything of that.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Really, you don't fill up the tub and then crush
one half of your bagel real quick before you get in.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
No, I want to yeah, yeah, anytime.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You don't think you know, if I touched the bagel
out while I'm in the bath, it's gonna it's wet.
It's gross. Well so and you're you know, you're soaking
your gross shit in the bath, so you have your
That bath water isn't like clean water.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well it's not like pure.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
But I didn't just come out from a mud run,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I just came from work.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
You have the bubble bath in there, Yeah, you have
that bubble bath, so your hand gets soapy.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Why would I take a fucking bath without the bubble bath?
You psycho?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Why are you eating in the bathup with bubbles? You psycho?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
We cover this hangary.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It doesn't options option.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
There's no fucking other option, okay, And so I'm stoked.
I got one of my favorite foods. I got my
Nora rober my Nora Roberts novel. I got my bubble bath,
and I am ready to.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Go and swim cap on, no.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Hair up in like a bun.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
And so I got the tray that Eddie got me
and I put my bagel there and all my goodies
and okay, I'm ready to go, and I'm so excited,
I'm soaking. And then I go to take my first
bite to the bagel and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Toast itasted toasted. I'm assuming, but who knows, with.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You, Kenny, untoasted bagel? That's insane.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
So I then lean towards the tray and I take
a bite, and that is when probably no less than
a million.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Fucking sesames, that's what happens, all fall in my bath.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
All they happen.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Well, I'm leaning over and I thought I was leaning
over enough, but I really wasn't. And then you look
down and there's sesame seeds everywhere on my boot.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
On your hands, in the bubbles, in the water, so gross,
They're everywhere.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
And then I go to my go to, which is, oh,
I'm gonna take my bath towel, which hangs right here,
and I'm going to dry my fingers off. Well, my
fingers are fucking covered in sesame seeds, so now they're
all over my towels. That's probably one in there right now,
growing a sesame. I don't know how it works, but
(14:45):
I learned yesterday.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Just in case. P s A.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Just in case anybody hasn't realized eating a toasted sesame
bagel in the bath idea.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We know
So we have heard before that Sky loves her water sports,
she loves the pools, she loves her jacuzzi, and this
chick takes more baths than anybody I know.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Well, we're in bath season.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
There's a season.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
There's a season.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Look what consists of the best season?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Well, when when my spat gets so chilly that it
takes time to heat it up. You know, in the summer,
we have like a solar cover, so it's always warm,
and then it'll take like ten minutes to heat up.
So I'll just come home from work and jump in
the jacus every day.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
But now every day, Yeah, but now.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
That we're in the frigid every day, we're in the
fridgid seven.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
What's just like, I just wouldn't want to be in
a body of water every day that isn't a shower and.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Also changing taking off your clothes, flip flops off what
she just.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Said, there's no bathing suit because of that reason, and
there's also no flip flops naked.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yes, every day with your daughter?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Every day with my daughter she's at school.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You I have a kid, I said, I don't know, No,
I wouldn't be going about the guy.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
There is no guy. I remember I planted, what.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
About the weird guy that lives with you? You need
to I'd be scared.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
When you get home when no one's there except for
the guy that lives with you.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, the guy in the cargo shore.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, he's peering at you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah. So but now.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I think he's gotten used to it, and I think
the bitchy look on my face of like I'm not
having sex right now?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It does does the does the trick?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
So yeah, So we have now transitioned into bath season,
where now pretty much I'd say every other day, I'm
taking a bath afterwards.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, well we have found out that yesterday's bath was
absolutely disgusting. We ain't done. It's time for the past
find over a year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Now, Emily, you had your bathroom done up, and you
know you have a nice new bathroom and you have
a nice soaking tub. Right, how often would you say
you take a bath.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
In the chillier months? It makes me want to take
a bath more so, maybe two times a week maybe usually,
probably more like.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
One once a week. I think that's kind of normal. Yeah,
did you hear it?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Just true?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's insane, like every other day.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Every other day. Oh my god, it's wasting so much water.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
My friend Eddie got me this massive bottle of bubble bath,
like you know, epsom salt bubble bath, which I never
have seen the two combined.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
No, yeah, I think it was for my birthday.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and so like that bubble bath
works so good and it's such a big bottle.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's like doctor.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Excited like bubbles, like makes tons of bubbles.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Bubbles in your bath like that old Are you well?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Because I feel like she's naked in the hot tub
and then wears a bikini in the bath.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, look I got a beer.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah that is fun.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
No, it's because I have a lurker and the bubbles
help cover up the.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
The I I think it's so violating to have somebody
like like coming in and having a convo with you,
like wow, you're laying there in the bath. It's like
a vulnerable position.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I don't know it's time.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm not sure he's gonna, you know, sexually assault this guy.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm did over there. I do feel safe.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I don't feel like I'm in danger, but it's just
it's it's a violation of my I guess, my private.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Your relaxation time.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
This is my little time right now.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You don't want some guys stare at you.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, so the bubbles will nicely cover the breath and yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
So that's why I'm really.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Into this privacy.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Privacy.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, all of it is strange, thank you Sky. Everything
Sky does is strange. We know this right, well documented. Okay,
well she took it, the strangeness, especially with a bath,
to another level. I don't know, I don't know this
is possible. It's crazy already. You you read books like paperback.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh that's another reason the bath, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I always think is bizarre.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
That's another reason that I really have been taking a
lot of baths is because I've been into these books
and for some reason, like I only want to read
it in the bathtub, Like I don't want to read
it sitting on my couch.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't want to read it really, No, No, like
the bathtub.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Is when I read my books. That's when I read.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
All of your books.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yes, uh so yesterday you guys. Busy day, busy lady,
busy day. First off, I was a fashion model from
six A to ten A yesterday. And as you know,
when you're in Milan working the runway, having Emily change
you into a new outfit every single hour, it doesn't
(05:12):
leave much time for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Again, Sky, You've got a lot of compliments online of
your outfits and everyone everyone was so nice. So doesn't
that inspire you a little bit of like, oh, maybe
I should make some changes and you know, maybe like
change up my outfits?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, guy, I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Know what to do with what do you You don't
find this hoodie that she has on hot Yeah it's
an aquarium crew.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Aquarium crew, my aquarium.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Crew, right, don't find it?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, you're crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah no, I mean I briefly had that thought because
all the compliments were so nice, all the fire emojis.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Made me feel good.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But first of all, not seeing all those people every
single day, and and you know, it's like it's like
if I did it, you'd get used to it and
you'd be like, oh, Sky was so you're doing.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You'd rather do it once every fifteen years and.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Then get the wow yeah okay once a week?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah right you first time meeting?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
So busy day, So no breakfast? I want to say,
I had about six pretzels throughout the dresses, two cups
of coffee. Six pretzels was what I had by the
time I left here.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
And like how thrown off sky gets when there's like,
you know, the the alp. I made a full breakfast yesterday,
but I was helpier to do everything and full breakfast course.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
No, no, not not me. No, I am thrown off.
I am my laser, focused.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
On what we're doing, putting address on.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Not having my tits and vagina fallout.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I think that's what I was focused on. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, at first I not having my tits and vagina.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The other words seemed to icky, tits, pussy. I can't
say that.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I can say that I got wild enough with tits.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Okay, okay, it's not a Hamhofka.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Snatch.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You guys got you dirty, you're gross. I didn't. I
didn't say those words. Uh so so very busy.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
And then after I left here, I had to go
straight to my dentist for my six months dental cleaning. Yes,
I go every six months, like I don't know why,
and then they my teeth are so bad that they
flooried me every time.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
They used to ask, and now they don't.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
And then like as the chick was putting it on yesterday,
she was like, oh, yeah, you really need this, and like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Very deep grooves in the teeth, you guys, very very bad.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So are they wondering when your adult teeth are going
to come in?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
They are adult teeth size, adult teethiatric dental tools.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
They use normal stuff for adults.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
What flavor of floria do you want? Grape?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay? They did ask. I got a choice.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Between minter berry, so I would minta. And then if
you haven't had them put the florid on recently, they
put it on. And then it's like, oh, don't eat
or drink. You can drink, but nothing like hot, but
you know, try not to eat anything for about an hour.
And so as I'm driving home with this goop on
(08:25):
my teeth, I'm like, I'm really fucking hungry. I have
to I haven't eaten anything. And we're now like at
like one thirty. Oh my god, and so I'm like
I'm really fucking hungry, Like I'm getting hungry, I'm feeling weird,
but I'm like I can't because because of this, you know,
stuff on my teeth so I get home.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Bathtime, So I get the bath, go in.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Why don't you don't go home like take a nap,
I mean, especially like like.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You since three.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, I want to cleanse, I want to read. And
I'm white. I don't know from all the outfit changes.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, I just I don't know. I just I like
to take baths as we come. So a bath time
and that's when the bath is filling, and I'm like,
I'm fucking hungry. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And I will occasionally bring a snack with me in
the bathtub. Again, my friend Eddie knows I love baths.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
So it's a big it's a big risk.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
He bought me a bath tray probably about five years
ago for my bath. Yeah, and I that's great. I
put my book on there, my phone on there. I'm
a glass of water, and occasionally I'll put like a
little plastic bowl with like grapes or strawberries or some
sort of like fruit in there.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's a risk you could end up Whitney Houston yourself. Yeah,
if you cramp and you're in the back done sitting,
You're done.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I'm not I'm just not going to out.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
You get that you get that cramp and you're going
under man.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I think you're going the same rules you have for
jumping in a pool.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
A bath is.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
A couple of grape I'm not moving. I'm just sitting
in one spot.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Okay, okay, So.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
You get a cramp and you can't.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The only good the only good thing is you do
have a lifeguard standing monitoring.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yes, definitely. But I my hangar wasn't feeling fruit.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I wanted something more substantial, and so I saw something
on the counter and I'm like, yep, you are going
to be my snack. And I decided to make myself
a bagel.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
That's not a snack though, A bagel.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Bagel has more of a lunch.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Big, Well, bagel is lunch.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I guess I have a breakfast.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
It's not like you're saying it's like a meal. Yeah,
I feel like a full bagel. A snack is like
a couple of chips.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Well, I haven't had breakfast nor lunch, so it's my
my brunch snack.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, my sneil. However you want to look at it,
I'm seeing a bagel.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Bagel, yeah, and not just any bagel doesn't not just
any bagel.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's a same bagel.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You're gonna eat a sesame bagel in the best.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
So how old? I'm so fel like only old women
eat just sesame.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Bagels of course. Yeah, because my hands are wet, that's
such gross.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Like the grapes don't bother me as much because their
grapes are wet.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Kind of yeah, like a fruit doesn't.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I don't want to eat anything in the bathroom. God,
if I'm in the bathroom, I don't want to eat anything.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
No does either, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
What about a smoothie?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
No, I don't want to drink or eat anything.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You know, I drink.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Oh, I got gotta have my wine in the.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Back Eddie and I are speaking of Whitney Houston. You
know how I feel about eating in the pool, Like,
I fucking think that it's so gross and sky they
have like a floaty that they put their snacks on
to eat in the.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Pool, And I think touching my my wet hands touching
a chip, it's so that's so.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Gross to me.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, it is a song and dance.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You know, you gotta like, if you're in the pool,
you gotta try and keep one hand dry the whole time.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Or else.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You have to have your towel right by the side
of the pool so you can Why do you.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Have to have snacks in the pool? Why?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I don't know, because it's fun. But in regards to
the bath, I'm hungry. I'm hungry, and and I have
snacks in the bath, so it's not I'm not thinking
anything of that.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Really, you don't fill up the tub and then crush
one half of your bagel real quick before you get in.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
No, I want to yeah, yeah, anytime.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You don't think you know, if I touched the bagel
out while I'm in the bath, it's gonna it's wet.
It's gross. Well so and you're you know, you're soaking
your gross shit in the bath, so you have your
That bath water isn't like clean water.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well it's not like pure.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
But I didn't just come out from a mud run,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I just came from work.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
You have the bubble bath in there, Yeah, you have
that bubble bath, so your hand gets soapy.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Why would I take a fucking bath without the bubble bath?
You psycho?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Why are you eating in the bathup with bubbles? You psycho?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
We cover this hangary.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It doesn't options option.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
There's no fucking other option, okay, And so I'm stoked.
I got one of my favorite foods. I got my
Nora rober my Nora Roberts novel. I got my bubble bath,
and I am ready to.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Go and swim cap on, no.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Hair up in like a bun.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
And so I got the tray that Eddie got me
and I put my bagel there and all my goodies
and okay, I'm ready to go, and I'm so excited,
I'm soaking. And then I go to take my first
bite to the bagel and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Toast itasted toasted. I'm assuming, but who knows, with.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You, Kenny, untoasted bagel? That's insane.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
So I then lean towards the tray and I take
a bite, and that is when probably no less than
a million.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Fucking sesames, that's what happens, all fall in my bath.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
All they happen.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Well, I'm leaning over and I thought I was leaning
over enough, but I really wasn't. And then you look
down and there's sesame seeds everywhere on my boot.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
On your hands, in the bubbles, in the water, so gross,
They're everywhere.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
And then I go to my go to, which is, oh,
I'm gonna take my bath towel, which hangs right here,
and I'm going to dry my fingers off. Well, my
fingers are fucking covered in sesame seeds, so now they're
all over my towels. That's probably one in there right now,
growing a sesame. I don't know how it works, but
(14:45):
I learned yesterday.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Just in case. P s A.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Just in case anybody hasn't realized eating a toasted sesame
bagel in the bath idea.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We know
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