December 1, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor breaks down one of his newest baby gadgets. This one is a baby monitor that is connected to an app that sends notifications to his and his wifes phones when noise is detected. Well... Thor forgot about this feature and it backfired on him while he was having some... personal time...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So it's pretty crazy. Thorae has been telling us about
some of this new baby gadgets that he has. Listen,
it's been well thirteen years for me since my last kid,
and you know, sixteen, fifteen, whatever, how many years you
know for you guys, it's been a while since we've
had children, so it looks like they've come a long way.
And some of this stuff that they have for babies,
(00:23):
which is pretty awesome, Like that snow thing you were
telling us earlier, that is like a game change.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's awesome, man. The SNeW is is a game changer
because like you put them in and the snow and
it detects when he's crying, so you could so you
press a button or on your phone you use it, and.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The phone stuff in itself is Apple didn't have any
of that.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So I could be here.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
But because it's to my internet or I don't know bluetooth,
I don't know how it works, but it's cecked to
my phone somehow, so I could be out of the
room or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Is it an app, it's an app.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I could press it and it was slowly start to
rock him and play louder white noise and then if
he starts crying. Then it really rocks. It looks like
it's gonna get him seasick, but it doesn't. It's soothing him.
And as soon as he starts to calm down, it
starts to go slow again. That's crazy, and he's asleep.
I was talking to my grandma, and my grandma's ninety four.
I go, I go, grandma, how the fuck did you
(01:16):
guys have kids back there? It must have been ten
fucking times harder. Yeah, because it's crazy to think about that.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
They didn't do that in the fifties. Yeah, like it's insane.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So Thora has all these different gadgets and things like that,
and one of the newer gadgets that he has is
basically a camera. We all had baby cans and monitors
and things like that, but his is like, honestly next level.
He was showing me when we were together at Survivor
series and stuff like that. You could constantly be looking
at this kid. Yeah, well it detects again crying and
(01:46):
noises and like that motion. Well, Thor didn't really think
about that when he was having some alone time with himself.
We ain't done yet. It's time one podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Now, can I say real quick, just for our listeners
who are maybe watching on YouTube, there is not a
fifth member of the show. Just for some fucking reason,
there's a deer in my camera.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Means some one else what is called a Christmas decoration.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
If you look at anyone else's they don't have a deer.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Like hear me complaining about it.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I mean, he's over your shoulder. This deer is like
over you, he's in front of my face. But so anyway,
I'm just pointing that out. Sorry, I had to get
that off.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Sorry that you lovingly place those.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
That to share my camera with a deer.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Your camera or the deer's camera. You're in the deer shotels, Okay,
can you move to the side place? I mean it, okay,
Weirdly enough, the deer's head is bigger than yours and
you're gone. You were gone, So that's insane.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Anyways, had to get that off my chest.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, great. Uh anyway, So yeah, these gadgets and things
like that, none of us had, you know, we had
little baby monitors, but you know, some of them, like ours,
didn't have a camera. It was just a noise one
and so it would make noise when the baby would
make noise and you get up and go check it
out or whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, mine had a camera on it, but it was
like black tired somebody, right, and they would just stand
there and stare at your baby.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That was Scott sty would just stand.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
But the image was like black and white and kind
of like grainy, and in no way did it have
an app or connect to my phones, Like I had
to look at the little device in my house.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yep, and then I remember ours was the same with
black and grainy. But then you guys have color TVs.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Well, but I would walk like the.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Range was only like ten feet, so if you're in
the next room, you're kind of which is.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Like, was there was there internet back then?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, it was. It's a little different. Things have come
a long way apparently, because Store is literally any time
of the day, anywhere he is, he can just bring
up on his phone the camera and see clear's day,
what the baby's doing. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So, uh, this was one of the things on our
Amazon our Amazon our baby shower list of the registry,
registry whatever, and Sky is the one that got us
this it's called an owl owlet. I always say it roll.
My wife always good outlet oulet. It's an outlet socking camera.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
But you guys remember this when he was like, thank
you for buying the sock, and I'm like, what are
you talking about. I didn't buy you a sock. I
bought you a baby monitor. But because of tech, I
guess this monitor comes with us to check.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
This out what the sock does.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
So right now I'm not going to show the camera,
but I have like it so if he could so,
I'm clearly seeing him in color, not blacking, and I'm
looking at what the best of that, so if anything happens,
I see what's going on. So if he's just so,
it immediately notifies me on my phone like a text message.
And I haven't set up for critical notifications, so no
(05:11):
matter what, I will get a notification and it will
say it will say detecting sound, detecting motion or crying detected.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
And is that from the sock or is that that's.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
From the camera microphone? Yeah, so and like if it's
crying detected, it will detect me like critical. So then
I'll immediately open it up because it's notification and it
will show me what's going on. If he's crying, he's moving,
maybe he's just dreaming or whatever. Now the sock it
goes on his uh left foot, of his pinky toe,
and it's like wraps around like the foot we're supposed
(05:43):
to put it like underneath the pinky toe, so it
looks like a little brace, but like underneath it. And
it detects his heart, his heart rate, and his oxygen level.
And it tells me the kind of sleep he's in.
So it says if he's in a light sleep, or
if he's in a moderate sleep or a deep sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And then and then it's said, don't it says.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And then it says if he's peaceful or if he's wiggling,
so it'll be like a peaceful sleep, or he's what
are you?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Because if it's in between and it's been like and
it tells me the length, I'll know.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Okay, he's going to be up soon.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
He's starting to. It's a horrible thing for somebody like
him to.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Hypochondria.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I hate, I hate to break it to you.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
My wife is ten million times more than I don't
even want to put the Olet sock, the Olet sock
on anymore because it's like it has so many notifications
that like, it's become too much where my phone's constantly beeping.
And with the Owlet sock, if it has a base station,
and if it's not near the base station, then it
beeps like crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It wakes you up.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You have to put it on him all trying to
get him on him with his onesie. So I don't
care if we use that or not, but my wife,
it has to be on him. Oh wow, really, because
I've done the thing where you put your head near
your your ear near his mouth to make sure you're
hearing him breathe.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I've done that time and this makes it easy. But
I'm past that point. He's not going to die, you know.
So that's that's what we have going on.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Because that that honestly would give me anxiety all the time,
constantly checking that and being like, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Look, we only we only use the sock at night
when he's when he's sleeping.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's the only time we use it. I can never sleep,
so he doesn't sleep a.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Lot all the time all the time, so I only
in like two hours at a time.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
So tech is crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
It is pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And look at look at the picture. The picture I can't,
I don't want the picture is crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, quality is insane.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, you know it's better than my ring can is.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, so we have that. So, like I said, it's
a text motion sound and crying. So and it's in there,
and it's it's just on this little like uh like
tripod type thing and the camera hangs over his basinet.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
And is it in your bedroom in the bedroom, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, I'm not gonna put him in this droo room
by himself yet, skuys.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Well, no, I don't.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I don't know where then is I thought maybe you
had like a different basket.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's what a nursery is for babies.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I know. But he's not ready yet. We get up,
so we get up so much and such a pain
in the ass walking back and forth.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You're not ready, Ye're not so so he's in there
and and and that that's in there. And I'll get
notifications all the time. My wife has the same app
sugarnovocations all the time. Well, you know the other day,
you know, it's been a while.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Since anything's happened.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Well, it's just my wife. She gave birth a month ago.
So we're not having sex anytime soon?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I mean I think.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Right, no, no, no, yeah, there's a lot going on. Bro,
you don't want no part of.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That happened down there, and I want to cause more,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, So.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
So that hasn't happened.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
And then I've been just there's so much going on
that I haven't hired, i've attired, I.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Haven't been at all. What I was stressed. I'm into
the gym. Nothing I know.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Haley's one of.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Our coworkers, made us these amazing cinnamon rolls the other day.
Oh man, do some work. I turned, I'm eaten dessert.
But I'm also not eating, like I'll forget to eat
because we're doing you know, we're doing so much, and
like I'm forgetting to eat.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
So then when I do eat, it's a lot, but
I'm not eating that much. It's a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
So so you know, the other day, no one was home.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Haley wasn't home, was out with the baby. I was
just me. So I'm like, so I started, you know,
I was bored. I go I was looking around. I
was like, you know, I might as well, have some
fun of business.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
A little worried about the load situation.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Here more excited load, but I don't want to waste it.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Are you prepared? Wait?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I feel like a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I don't think anyone give your pay situation.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, wow, this was I had the shower, So I'm
going right in the shower after this, Scott, because you're
so dirty.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, right in the shower after this.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, and uh so you know, one thing leads to another.
I go to a certain website. I don't I don't
need a jerk mate. I like the jerk off alone. Well,
I got these videos now, I don't need jerk Roulette.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I don't always to get these videos. I've never gotten
the jerk less asked.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Me, are you tired of jerking off alone? I go, no,
I'm not. I don't need.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I don't need a partner or I heard that's in
the pre roll.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, I don't need.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I am very interested to see what jerk roulette is
about and who would actually click on.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
That and wins?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I also says there's people right in my neighborhood who
need a partner to drink off with.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
All right, you're getting a little get a little too
specific now right down right? And they always so hot,
I don't feel like, yeah, they're just.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
They're just sitting there with the camera waiting to drink.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I allegedly have seen this too.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I mean a good job, good job for you to have.
You're sitting around waiting drink off with somebody.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
You could a wheel, do you spink?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I've never done it.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh, I've never done it, and I don't want to
be a jernk. Yeah, I don't know that it would
be great. And I know that browsers is free.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That's what the other's browsers by the way.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, and I know it's free.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Now and Emily corrected you, by the way, are.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
All perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Day because it's free. Yeah, it's free.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Now, it's free. With that large chick that jumps now
she's naked, it's.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Like, whoa, Okay now now he lost me.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
So we all know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I've never seen it.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, you so full ship?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
So so you know I find you know, I no
jerk made I find a regular video.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
This is you know thor solo and regular solo. We
know the weird ship you're into. I do enjoy POV.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I do enjoy And I'm watching it and I'm using
my phone, and while i'm watching it, I forget about
the camera. So I'm watching it and I'm mid jerk,
and all of a sudden, the note of occasion pops
up that says sound detective.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
So and Hayley is gonna get the same notification.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
That says sound But I can.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You hear it, actually hear what's going on?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, I can turn on the volume and yeah, you
hear it? Because oh yeah, because because like if me,
if she if he's in the bedroom like any like
any baby monitor and we're in the other room, we
have it on one of our phones with a sound on.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
When you're watching him the.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Sound on, so it's a sound Now I can get away.
I'm mid jerk, so I'm not stopping, So I could
get away with sound detected because it could be anything,
could be the dog's barking.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But if she can hear what's going on.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
But my point is she'll she'll only get the notification
that says sound detected.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
That won't do anything that just think the dogs.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
She has to fully go.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
She's with the baby, so she probably thinks, O, the
dogs going crazy. I just walked the room. I'm on
the phone or something.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
A minute or.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Two goes by, if that, and all of a sudden
it says crying.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You were you ashamed of yourself? You just started crying.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It wasn't me that was crying.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Just to throw it out there, nobody was crying, just
to be clear.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
The girl, the girl in the video, there were tears,
but nobody.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Was crying on her face. Something this
So it's pretty crazy. Thorae has been telling us about
some of this new baby gadgets that he has. Listen,
it's been well thirteen years for me since my last kid,
and you know, sixteen, fifteen, whatever, how many years you
know for you guys, it's been a while since we've
had children, so it looks like they've come a long way.
And some of this stuff that they have for babies,
(00:23):
which is pretty awesome, Like that snow thing you were
telling us earlier, that is like a game change.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's awesome, man. The SNeW is is a game changer
because like you put them in and the snow and
it detects when he's crying, so you could so you
press a button or on your phone you use it, and.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The phone stuff in itself is Apple didn't have any
of that.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So I could be here.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
But because it's to my internet or I don't know bluetooth,
I don't know how it works, but it's cecked to
my phone somehow, so I could be out of the
room or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Is it an app, it's an app.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I could press it and it was slowly start to
rock him and play louder white noise and then if
he starts crying. Then it really rocks. It looks like
it's gonna get him seasick, but it doesn't. It's soothing him.
And as soon as he starts to calm down, it
starts to go slow again. That's crazy, and he's asleep.
I was talking to my grandma, and my grandma's ninety four.
I go, I go, grandma, how the fuck did you
(01:16):
guys have kids back there? It must have been ten
fucking times harder. Yeah, because it's crazy to think about that.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
They didn't do that in the fifties. Yeah, like it's insane.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So Thora has all these different gadgets and things like that,
and one of the newer gadgets that he has is
basically a camera. We all had baby cans and monitors
and things like that, but his is like, honestly next level.
He was showing me when we were together at Survivor
series and stuff like that. You could constantly be looking
at this kid. Yeah, well it detects again crying and
(01:46):
noises and like that motion. Well, Thor didn't really think
about that when he was having some alone time with himself.
We ain't done yet. It's time one podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Now, can I say real quick, just for our listeners
who are maybe watching on YouTube, there is not a
fifth member of the show. Just for some fucking reason,
there's a deer in my camera.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Means some one else what is called a Christmas decoration.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
If you look at anyone else's they don't have a deer.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Like hear me complaining about it.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I mean, he's over your shoulder. This deer is like
over you, he's in front of my face. But so anyway,
I'm just pointing that out. Sorry, I had to get
that off.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Sorry that you lovingly place those.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
That to share my camera with a deer.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Your camera or the deer's camera. You're in the deer shotels, Okay,
can you move to the side place? I mean it, okay,
Weirdly enough, the deer's head is bigger than yours and
you're gone. You were gone, So that's insane.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Anyways, had to get that off my chest.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, great. Uh anyway, So yeah, these gadgets and things
like that, none of us had, you know, we had
little baby monitors, but you know, some of them, like ours,
didn't have a camera. It was just a noise one
and so it would make noise when the baby would
make noise and you get up and go check it
out or whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, mine had a camera on it, but it was
like black tired somebody, right, and they would just stand
there and stare at your baby.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That was Scott sty would just stand.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
But the image was like black and white and kind
of like grainy, and in no way did it have
an app or connect to my phones, Like I had
to look at the little device in my house.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yep, and then I remember ours was the same with
black and grainy. But then you guys have color TVs.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Well, but I would walk like the.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Range was only like ten feet, so if you're in
the next room, you're kind of which is.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Like, was there was there internet back then?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, it was. It's a little different. Things have come
a long way apparently, because Store is literally any time
of the day, anywhere he is, he can just bring
up on his phone the camera and see clear's day,
what the baby's doing. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So, uh, this was one of the things on our
Amazon our Amazon our baby shower list of the registry,
registry whatever, and Sky is the one that got us
this it's called an owl owlet. I always say it roll.
My wife always good outlet oulet. It's an outlet socking camera.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
But you guys remember this when he was like, thank
you for buying the sock, and I'm like, what are
you talking about. I didn't buy you a sock. I
bought you a baby monitor. But because of tech, I
guess this monitor comes with us to check.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
This out what the sock does.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
So right now I'm not going to show the camera,
but I have like it so if he could so,
I'm clearly seeing him in color, not blacking, and I'm
looking at what the best of that, so if anything happens,
I see what's going on. So if he's just so,
it immediately notifies me on my phone like a text message.
And I haven't set up for critical notifications, so no
(05:11):
matter what, I will get a notification and it will
say it will say detecting sound, detecting motion or crying detected.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
And is that from the sock or is that that's.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
From the camera microphone? Yeah, so and like if it's
crying detected, it will detect me like critical. So then
I'll immediately open it up because it's notification and it
will show me what's going on. If he's crying, he's moving,
maybe he's just dreaming or whatever. Now the sock it
goes on his uh left foot, of his pinky toe,
and it's like wraps around like the foot we're supposed
(05:43):
to put it like underneath the pinky toe, so it
looks like a little brace, but like underneath it. And
it detects his heart, his heart rate, and his oxygen level.
And it tells me the kind of sleep he's in.
So it says if he's in a light sleep, or
if he's in a moderate sleep or a deep sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And then and then it's said, don't it says.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And then it says if he's peaceful or if he's wiggling,
so it'll be like a peaceful sleep, or he's what
are you?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Because if it's in between and it's been like and
it tells me the length, I'll know.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Okay, he's going to be up soon.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
He's starting to. It's a horrible thing for somebody like
him to.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Hypochondria.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I hate, I hate to break it to you.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
My wife is ten million times more than I don't
even want to put the Olet sock, the Olet sock
on anymore because it's like it has so many notifications
that like, it's become too much where my phone's constantly beeping.
And with the Owlet sock, if it has a base station,
and if it's not near the base station, then it
beeps like crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It wakes you up.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You have to put it on him all trying to
get him on him with his onesie. So I don't
care if we use that or not, but my wife,
it has to be on him. Oh wow, really, because
I've done the thing where you put your head near
your your ear near his mouth to make sure you're
hearing him breathe.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I've done that time and this makes it easy. But
I'm past that point. He's not going to die, you know.
So that's that's what we have going on.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Because that that honestly would give me anxiety all the time,
constantly checking that and being like, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Look, we only we only use the sock at night
when he's when he's sleeping.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's the only time we use it. I can never sleep,
so he doesn't sleep a.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Lot all the time all the time, so I only
in like two hours at a time.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
So tech is crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
It is pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And look at look at the picture. The picture I can't,
I don't want the picture is crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, quality is insane.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, you know it's better than my ring can is.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, so we have that. So, like I said, it's
a text motion sound and crying. So and it's in there,
and it's it's just on this little like uh like
tripod type thing and the camera hangs over his basinet.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
And is it in your bedroom in the bedroom, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, I'm not gonna put him in this droo room
by himself yet, skuys.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Well, no, I don't.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I don't know where then is I thought maybe you
had like a different basket.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's what a nursery is for babies.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I know. But he's not ready yet. We get up,
so we get up so much and such a pain
in the ass walking back and forth.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You're not ready, Ye're not so so he's in there
and and and that that's in there. And I'll get
notifications all the time. My wife has the same app
sugarnovocations all the time. Well, you know the other day,
you know, it's been a while.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Since anything's happened.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Well, it's just my wife. She gave birth a month ago.
So we're not having sex anytime soon?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I mean I think.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Right, no, no, no, yeah, there's a lot going on. Bro,
you don't want no part of.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That happened down there, and I want to cause more,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, So.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
So that hasn't happened.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
And then I've been just there's so much going on
that I haven't hired, i've attired, I.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Haven't been at all. What I was stressed. I'm into
the gym. Nothing I know.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Haley's one of.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Our coworkers, made us these amazing cinnamon rolls the other day.
Oh man, do some work. I turned, I'm eaten dessert.
But I'm also not eating, like I'll forget to eat
because we're doing you know, we're doing so much, and
like I'm forgetting to eat.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
So then when I do eat, it's a lot, but
I'm not eating that much. It's a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
So so you know, the other day, no one was home.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Haley wasn't home, was out with the baby. I was
just me. So I'm like, so I started, you know,
I was bored. I go I was looking around. I
was like, you know, I might as well, have some
fun of business.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
A little worried about the load situation.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Here more excited load, but I don't want to waste it.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Are you prepared? Wait?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I feel like a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I don't think anyone give your pay situation.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, wow, this was I had the shower, So I'm
going right in the shower after this, Scott, because you're
so dirty.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, right in the shower after this.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, and uh so you know, one thing leads to another.
I go to a certain website. I don't I don't
need a jerk mate. I like the jerk off alone. Well,
I got these videos now, I don't need jerk Roulette.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
I don't always to get these videos. I've never gotten
the jerk less asked.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Me, are you tired of jerking off alone? I go, no,
I'm not. I don't need.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I don't need a partner or I heard that's in
the pre roll.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, I don't need.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I am very interested to see what jerk roulette is
about and who would actually click on.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
That and wins?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I also says there's people right in my neighborhood who
need a partner to drink off with.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
All right, you're getting a little get a little too
specific now right down right? And they always so hot,
I don't feel like, yeah, they're just.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
They're just sitting there with the camera waiting to drink.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I allegedly have seen this too.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I mean a good job, good job for you to have.
You're sitting around waiting drink off with somebody.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
You could a wheel, do you spink?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I've never done it.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh, I've never done it, and I don't want to
be a jernk. Yeah, I don't know that it would
be great. And I know that browsers is free.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That's what the other's browsers by the way.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, and I know it's free.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Now and Emily corrected you, by the way, are.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
All perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Day because it's free. Yeah, it's free.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Now, it's free. With that large chick that jumps now
she's naked, it's.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Like, whoa, Okay now now he lost me.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
So we all know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I've never seen it.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah, you so full ship?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
So so you know I find you know, I no
jerk made I find a regular video.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
This is you know thor solo and regular solo. We
know the weird ship you're into. I do enjoy POV.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I do enjoy And I'm watching it and I'm using
my phone, and while i'm watching it, I forget about
the camera. So I'm watching it and I'm mid jerk,
and all of a sudden, the note of occasion pops
up that says sound detective.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
So and Hayley is gonna get the same notification.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
That says sound But I can.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You hear it, actually hear what's going on?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, I can turn on the volume and yeah, you
hear it? Because oh yeah, because because like if me,
if she if he's in the bedroom like any like
any baby monitor and we're in the other room, we
have it on one of our phones with a sound on.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
When you're watching him the.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Sound on, so it's a sound Now I can get away.
I'm mid jerk, so I'm not stopping, So I could
get away with sound detected because it could be anything,
could be the dog's barking.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But if she can hear what's going on.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
But my point is she'll she'll only get the notification
that says sound detected.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
That won't do anything that just think the dogs.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
She has to fully go.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
She's with the baby, so she probably thinks, O, the
dogs going crazy. I just walked the room. I'm on
the phone or something.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
A minute or.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Two goes by, if that, and all of a sudden
it says crying.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You were you ashamed of yourself? You just started crying.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It wasn't me that was crying.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Just to throw it out there, nobody was crying, just
to be clear.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
The girl, the girl in the video, there were tears,
but nobody.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Was crying on her face. Something this
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