January 21, 2026 • 19 mins
Last week Sky brought in some tangerines for everyone from her garden to take home. She went around the room and in the end Thor took some and so did Jaime. Well Jaime got the bag since he had nothing else to carry them in and that's where things take a left turn. When we got back from our long weekend, Sky noticed that the same exact bag that Jaime took the tangerines home in was lying on the potluck table in our building. Did Jaime really re-gift the tangerines and leave the evidence lying there!?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh boy, here we go again.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It doesn't say it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I don't understand. How can this be happening again?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It is?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It is victim.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
When Sky chooses to share, it never goes well. Somebody's
left out, or she doesn't. She makes one offer to
one person, or doesn't make any It's like always something,
It's always something. Well, this has happened again, and this
time Jamie's involved. We ain't done yet. It's time for
(00:41):
the one podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Find yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part the.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Show's after show starts now. I feel like we need
to let our.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Listeners know to this is a new podcast. This is
a brand new pat It sounds like one of the other.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Every time this happens, Sky is involved, and I mean again,
I always bring up the famous cookie.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, don't bring it up.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
We have the tacos, we have the the cookie, we
have the kayak, we have I mean a thousand things
that have happened over the years. We just had to
have a booze draft because guy didn't offer us booze
free booze of and then.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We'll get mad. This whole thing's the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You're a nightmare. You are the nightmare.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
I feel like I've really learned how to tiptoe around
this now with the Booze draft.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So I felt like that was we.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Had to create that because you didn't offer it to
us in the beginning. You were going to get rid
of it all, and we were like, no, wait, what
what if we want the booze? That's how it happened.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh, I thought I was offering you guys.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
That didn't happen at all.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Booze this.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, I did love it in Milk Carton's first before
I told you guys.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
So, yeah, that could be right.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
When it is right, that could be right. So this
happens all the time where Sky has these things and
she wants to give it away or share and then
doesn't do it the right way, and it's always a
big hassle and it's always a big major issue on
this thing. It's never ending every time. I don't know,
just stop, how about that?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Just quit?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
But then I'll like donate something to goodwill and Emily
You'll be like, what you know, She'll be.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Like, you don't know, even say, don't say anything, just
do it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
She can't write talk.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
About everything close off a couple of weeks ago, you
guys did.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Why would yeah close all the time, Why would you
ever hear about it?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But if I got something big on donating big anyway?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So, uh, Sky, when was this? This was last weekday?
It was a Friday. Sky brought in some weird bag
and the bag choice was bizarre, I'll be honest, comments
on the back that didn't make any sense. You come
walking in with this giant bag and we're like, what
what is that? And it was a like, I guess
(03:15):
fancy to go bag from a restaurant and it was
like a nice bag. It looked like a gift bag,
to be honest, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I mean I like bags. I'm a big bag chick.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
When there's something in a nice bag, like I noticed it.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Sturdy bag, sturdy bag. The color was really good in
the bag. It looks like a hand would hold up.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Well, you did mention it first, you like the bag.
And Sky then informed the room that she brought in
some citrus. That she has a few trees at her house,
like small trees.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Right, yeah, they're there, and I don't mean to offend
any trees out there, but they are dwarf trees.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, that's what the.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
That's what the label says. I know, we're all allowed to
like call humans that what trees I we can still
call trees dwarf versions. So a couple of years ago
we planted a dwarf lemon, tangerine, grapefruit, and apple, and yeah,
(04:18):
well you know the boo. My husband he had to
research everything, what grows? What do we have enough chill
hours in San.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Diego for apples? It was a whole fucking thing.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
So after researching for six months, we were finally able
to buy these little baby trees. So, as you know,
the first couple of years, they don't produce anything. You're
lucky if you get like one or two little pieces
of fruit, and they're all small and deformed and weird looking. Well,
this is the first time we're actually finally starting to
get what I would call like our first crop. Yes, yes,
(04:50):
and the tangerines are coming first. So we went out
the other day and picked all the ripe ones off
the t.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Right.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
No, because again it's dwarf tree. It's a new tree,
i'd say this year. And it takes a whole year
for these tangerines and you only get like one crop.
They're already at the same time.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Though not my tree. My tangerine tree is crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
This guy has a muggsy bogue tree and he has
a shack.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Te Yeah, okay, it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
So this this type of tangerine only gives fruit once
a year and they're already at the same time. So
we probably had like twenty tangerines. And my husband has
so much fucking pride in these tangerines that the why.
It's like he birthed them because he picked the tree,
he researched the tree, he planted the tree, he fertilizes
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the tree, he waters the tree. So like it's like
not a lot going on and not a lot going on.
It's like when I make dinner and he comes in
like right at the end and puts a tiny bit
of spice in there.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
He takes credit like he created this whole meal.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
So these tangerines are like his fucking baby. He birthed
they clearly.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
So when we had twenty of them, he's and we
had to pick them all at the same time. He's like, oh,
we're probably only going to get through half of these.
And he's also i think, so proud and wants like
people to compliment his tangerines. He's like, how about you
bring the other half to the show and share it
with the show.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
And I was like, as a longtime tangerine farmer, I
can let you know that you don't have to pick
them all at once. You could have picked half, eaten
whatever you want, and then pick the other half. They're
gonna stay on. They're not going to go bad that quickly.
And so still, yeah, you can just leave them on
the tree.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah, we probably have like six left on the tree
that were in that range of like, okay, they could
still hang on this shift.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Right, they're fine, and they'll be fine, they'll be fine. Yeah,
you don't have to pick them all once.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah. So well, it's also an issue with nugget pan
on them. So it was like because they're dwarfs trees,
so they're very hand them, very low.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Wait a minute, so you brought in fruit that your
dog's pissing all? No, No, yes you did.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
No I didn't, Yes you did I No, I did not.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
I'm just saying that's why we really cleared the lower
part because it's a it's an issue to keep him
away from.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Those trees and never done it before.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
No, he has.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I've seen a piss on a lemon on one of
the lower lemons.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And you brought those in for us.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
We washed them all.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I washed them all so fucking and you don't.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Eat the outside, guy, Okay, you eat the inside.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Touch it with my hands, but I washed it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Get very clean man.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay. So you bring in this bag of fruit, and
you made the offer, does anybody want any tangerines? And
I have my own tree and it's loaded with tangerines
right now. In fact, I was like kind of irritated
because my plan was to finally pick him and bring
him in here, but then you already made the offer,
(07:53):
and I'm like, well, well, now what am I going
to do with all my tangerines?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Well, my thought is like I had three tangerines per person,
and when you give us tangerines, you literally give us
like a grosser, like I have to juice the ones
you give us because there's so many. So I just thought, oh,
everybody would get like three to tight us over till
Eddie brings.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The big bag.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Well, unfortunately I'm not taking them. You don't want, well,
I have tangerines, yea, and so uh, Emily said, she
just bought tangerines.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I got a drop off one of Roberts.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah, somebody from their TikTok.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
It was TikTok ten.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Constructed to TikTok and gross tangerines raining middle winter tiktoks gross.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
So you just got tangerine so you don't need them,
And so Thor was like, yeah, maybe maybe I'll bring
Haley some she likes.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I don't like citric citrus fruits like that, like oranges.
Tangerines are are lemons in my in my water sometimes,
but like I don't really like eating oranges and tangerines.
No citrus, No, it doesn't do anything for me.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Acid.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Also I don't like like the peeling and getting my
hands all wet, and.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's got piss on him. I don't points on me.
So give your wife. My wife, she's got tangerine piss, yeah, piss.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
So she and she and she she had them and
she likes them. She said, So tell tell the boo too.
Haley thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh, he will be happy to hear that.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
She's a uh, he's a farmer too.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So she knows she knows a good crop.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
When she says, exactly, so, you only took a handful,
though you didn't take a bunch, so there was still
a bag full of tangerines. Yeah. So then now you
got this bag full of tangerines. And then you went
over to Jamie Yes and made the offer, Jamie, do
you want said tangerine? And what happened?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
He kind of.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
At first looked at me with a pause, like he's
considering saying no.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So then I started selling the tangerine.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And I'm like, salesman Sky, I'm.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Like all organic grown by the boo, that's kind of off.
And then and then he looked at me, he goes,
you know what, actually, my parents really love tangerines and
they eat like a lot of them, and you know
they're only.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Like twelve of the No.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
I didn't and and he's like he goes, yeah, so yeah,
I'll take him home, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
And I'm like awesome.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
So I leave my fancy bag with my my homegrown
tangerines in it, and I am like, h success, I
cannot wait to hear his review. I'm sure he's going
to come in because we're off on Monday. I'm sure
he's going to come in on Tuesday and be like,
oh my god, my parents.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Said that that's the best tangerine they've ever had.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
You want to tell about you want to tell your
husband those Oh they peel so easy.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh man, you have high expectations.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, this is what I was expecting.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
On the weekend.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
They're just talking about I can't wait to find out.
I can't wait to find out.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I bet they loved him. I bet they're they're going
to want more next year.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
So so I was really excited about the review and
waiting for the review. But if we're being honest, I
do actually have a few other things going on in
my life, so I know.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It's hard to believe.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
So come Tuesday at work, I had completely forgot about
how much I wanted Jamie's review of the tangerines. I
probably wouldn't have even thought about it again until walking
around doing my business on Tuesday. Do my business, doing
my news lady business around the radio station, you know,
(11:22):
grooving and doing what I do.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
You're just getting some stuff, okay.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
So I was getting stuff off the printer, and our
printer is in this shared area with the COG news station,
and so it's like all these COG cubicles and then
the printer, and so I'll leave our studio, go get
the papers and come back. And the other thing about
this cog area is lots of times when there's like
(11:47):
a potluck or.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
As calls it, people put food there. That's like the spot.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Right.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
So I'm getting my papers on Tuesday, just you know,
minding my own business. And that is when I look
over at the Cogo pot luck table and I notice
my fancy tangerine bag is on the table, but it's
folded and empty. Now this is a bag no one
(12:17):
else would have, Like, it's very specific. So I know
this is the sacked bag I brought the tangerines in Okay.
I also know that there were too many tangerines in
said bag for Jamie to like hold in his hands
and bring home.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
And he's only got that little purse that he carries around.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
It's a little cross body bag fanny pack.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
The bathroom with him.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
I don't think he keeps well maybe first lady, but
I don't know, just in case, so might start spinning.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
When this happens.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Oh yeah, how is the bag here?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Her?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
If the orange tangerines allegedly went to Jamie's house, which
clearly isn't this building, how did this go down? And
the only thing I can come up with is that
Jamie fucking gave away my tangerines and threw them because
he didn't want to take them home, and threw him
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on the cogo table as like here, guys, tangerines.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I gave you guys tangerines.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, like here o.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
God, I can't have that because if she does something
she wants the crowd.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Well, I'm just saying, no, one's gonna tell me how
good they are.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
I wonder if they're organic, how long have they been planted?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Because the if he were to bring the bag back,
since it was so fancy and Emily loved it so much,
he would have left it here. He wouldn't have left
it on the cogo.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Yeah, and it's a cool different bag, but it's also
a disposable bag, so it's not like.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You weren't asking for a bag.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
No, and no means yeah, I know that's fucked up.
He would have.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Jamie also knows that I keep the bags in here
when we get to go bags, I keep them in
my studio.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Yes, in case.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
They've come in handy man, you've used one before, and
so he knows he would have given it to me
if he brought it back.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, So the only real answer here is that he
gave away your tangerine.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
I mean unless you guys have a thought that I'm missing,
because why would the empty bag be there?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Could he have loaded them in like his car? I
don't know. Why would he do that? Then your trunk?
Is he a juggler?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Maybe. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
So I'm not missing something.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So if he gave away your tangerines? Are you mad?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Kind of fed up?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Would that be the end of Jamie getting things from you?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Ship done? Sun?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Is the Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Never happened to.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Guy was talking over there there.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
There.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
I wouldn't go back.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
I will go back to the back, and I've even
gone steps further. How would I feel if he took
half and left half?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Am? I?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Mad am?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I okay with that?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But again, don't you put the tangerines you don't want
on the table and take the bag because you want
to have something to carry me?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Does makes sense?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
I think it's the bags. They're the only explanation. Is
he just decided after you left?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
When we left, I didn't really want him, he.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Goes, I don't really want to just go and I
think he just left the bag.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I'm just trying to be nice to Scott. She's she's
like a boss technically. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I mean those things are sucking gold.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Now you are the boot. You are the boot.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
There was there was, There was a lot of.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
There's a lot of time and.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I mean I literally harvest hundreds in my house.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Yeah, but you didn't plant those trees with your little
with your little hands, the little hand. I feel like
having a little hands makes it like better.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Like all right, let's bring Jamie in and get the answer.
Here the explanation. What happened with said Tan injurines. This
could be bad for Jamie, or maybe it's something that
we don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's a scenario we didn't think.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, okay, Jamie, you were given the tangerines. The bag
somehow never left the building. What happened?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
That is a completely different bag from somebody else?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh wow, whoa I want.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
To point out Sky was saying, this is a bag
that nobody else would have. Nobody else goes to Dent't
ti fun?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Okay, by the way, she's the only customer.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Are allowed to go to the UTC mall.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Loser, poor to go there, whoa whoa. Sky is the
type of person that she'll call the cops and just
be like, I don't know. He looked hispanic to me
the right I'm married. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Okay, so you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Doesn't believe me. She doesn't believe she doesn't Because I listen,
I know Jamie pretty well at this point. I could
tell if he's bullshitting, he's not good He's not bullshitting Jamie.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
No offense, he's not good enough on the air.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Sorry, listen to the hot What is that anyway? Like
a case in point anyway, Jamie, finish what you were
saying about the bag.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I brought the bag home to my parents, I said, Mom,
Sky gave us some oranges, tangerine synk thing. I was like,
Sky gave these here, I got brought them from and
she's like, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Cool, Yeah, did she have a reviewer?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I honestly I forgot about them until you mentioned you
have wild.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You have blamed this man, it's innocent and young boy,
for a crime he didn't commit.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, it's not that wild. It's a really popular restaurant
in San Diego.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
But like, because they have their like normal size to
go bags, and then this is like a small, separate,
different bag that I've never.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Seen, I've never seen in this building.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Like it's like if I brought in a bag from
mister A's right and then and we've never seen a
mister A's bag in this building before, and then all
of a sudden one shows up a couple of days later.
Like that's a fucking wild coincidence.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
But it's what happened according to Jamie.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So you don't believe Jamie.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
What you gotta do is when you get home, take
a picture.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Of the bag. Do you think it's still there? Yeah? Probably,
you have to have your mom hold it up and
take the picture. I will, okay with a newspaper with
the if that happened, the news, the date, Like he's
gonna go to if that happens, what are you going
to do? You're gonna apologize. What you're gonna do, You're
gonna apologize.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
We were just brainstorming.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
But you don't believe him.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
It's fucking wild
Oh boy, here we go again.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It doesn't say it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I don't understand. How can this be happening again?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It is?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It is victim.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
When Sky chooses to share, it never goes well. Somebody's
left out, or she doesn't. She makes one offer to
one person, or doesn't make any It's like always something,
It's always something. Well, this has happened again, and this
time Jamie's involved. We ain't done yet. It's time for
(00:41):
the one podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Find yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part the.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Show's after show starts now. I feel like we need
to let our.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Listeners know to this is a new podcast. This is
a brand new pat It sounds like one of the other.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Every time this happens, Sky is involved, and I mean again,
I always bring up the famous cookie.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, don't bring it up.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
We have the tacos, we have the the cookie, we
have the kayak, we have I mean a thousand things
that have happened over the years. We just had to
have a booze draft because guy didn't offer us booze
free booze of and then.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We'll get mad. This whole thing's the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You're a nightmare. You are the nightmare.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
I feel like I've really learned how to tiptoe around
this now with the Booze draft.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So I felt like that was we.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Had to create that because you didn't offer it to
us in the beginning. You were going to get rid
of it all, and we were like, no, wait, what
what if we want the booze? That's how it happened.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh, I thought I was offering you guys.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
That didn't happen at all.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Booze this.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, I did love it in Milk Carton's first before
I told you guys.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
So, yeah, that could be right.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
When it is right, that could be right. So this
happens all the time where Sky has these things and
she wants to give it away or share and then
doesn't do it the right way, and it's always a
big hassle and it's always a big major issue on
this thing. It's never ending every time. I don't know,
just stop, how about that?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Just quit?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
But then I'll like donate something to goodwill and Emily
You'll be like, what you know, She'll be.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Like, you don't know, even say, don't say anything, just
do it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
She can't write talk.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
About everything close off a couple of weeks ago, you
guys did.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Why would yeah close all the time, Why would you
ever hear about it?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But if I got something big on donating big anyway?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So, uh, Sky, when was this? This was last weekday?
It was a Friday. Sky brought in some weird bag
and the bag choice was bizarre, I'll be honest, comments
on the back that didn't make any sense. You come
walking in with this giant bag and we're like, what
what is that? And it was a like, I guess
(03:15):
fancy to go bag from a restaurant and it was
like a nice bag. It looked like a gift bag,
to be honest, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I mean I like bags. I'm a big bag chick.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
When there's something in a nice bag, like I noticed it.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Sturdy bag, sturdy bag. The color was really good in
the bag. It looks like a hand would hold up.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Well, you did mention it first, you like the bag.
And Sky then informed the room that she brought in
some citrus. That she has a few trees at her house,
like small trees.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Right, yeah, they're there, and I don't mean to offend
any trees out there, but they are dwarf trees.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, that's what the.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
That's what the label says. I know, we're all allowed to
like call humans that what trees I we can still
call trees dwarf versions. So a couple of years ago
we planted a dwarf lemon, tangerine, grapefruit, and apple, and yeah,
(04:18):
well you know the boo. My husband he had to
research everything, what grows? What do we have enough chill
hours in San.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Diego for apples? It was a whole fucking thing.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
So after researching for six months, we were finally able
to buy these little baby trees. So, as you know,
the first couple of years, they don't produce anything. You're
lucky if you get like one or two little pieces
of fruit, and they're all small and deformed and weird looking. Well,
this is the first time we're actually finally starting to
get what I would call like our first crop. Yes, yes,
(04:50):
and the tangerines are coming first. So we went out
the other day and picked all the ripe ones off
the t.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Right.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
No, because again it's dwarf tree. It's a new tree,
i'd say this year. And it takes a whole year
for these tangerines and you only get like one crop.
They're already at the same time.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Though not my tree. My tangerine tree is crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
This guy has a muggsy bogue tree and he has
a shack.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Te Yeah, okay, it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
So this this type of tangerine only gives fruit once
a year and they're already at the same time. So
we probably had like twenty tangerines. And my husband has
so much fucking pride in these tangerines that the why.
It's like he birthed them because he picked the tree,
he researched the tree, he planted the tree, he fertilizes
(05:40):
the tree, he waters the tree. So like it's like
not a lot going on and not a lot going on.
It's like when I make dinner and he comes in
like right at the end and puts a tiny bit
of spice in there.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
He takes credit like he created this whole meal.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
So these tangerines are like his fucking baby. He birthed
they clearly.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
So when we had twenty of them, he's and we
had to pick them all at the same time. He's like, oh,
we're probably only going to get through half of these.
And he's also i think, so proud and wants like
people to compliment his tangerines. He's like, how about you
bring the other half to the show and share it
with the show.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
And I was like, as a longtime tangerine farmer, I
can let you know that you don't have to pick
them all at once. You could have picked half, eaten
whatever you want, and then pick the other half. They're
gonna stay on. They're not going to go bad that quickly.
And so still, yeah, you can just leave them on
the tree.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Yeah, we probably have like six left on the tree
that were in that range of like, okay, they could
still hang on this shift.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Right, they're fine, and they'll be fine, they'll be fine. Yeah,
you don't have to pick them all once.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah. So well, it's also an issue with nugget pan
on them. So it was like because they're dwarfs trees,
so they're very hand them, very low.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Wait a minute, so you brought in fruit that your
dog's pissing all? No, No, yes you did.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
No I didn't, Yes you did I No, I did not.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
I'm just saying that's why we really cleared the lower
part because it's a it's an issue to keep him
away from.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Those trees and never done it before.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
No, he has.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I've seen a piss on a lemon on one of
the lower lemons.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And you brought those in for us.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
We washed them all.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I washed them all so fucking and you don't.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Eat the outside, guy, Okay, you eat the inside.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Touch it with my hands, but I washed it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Get very clean man.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay. So you bring in this bag of fruit, and
you made the offer, does anybody want any tangerines? And
I have my own tree and it's loaded with tangerines
right now. In fact, I was like kind of irritated
because my plan was to finally pick him and bring
him in here, but then you already made the offer,
(07:53):
and I'm like, well, well, now what am I going
to do with all my tangerines?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Well, my thought is like I had three tangerines per person,
and when you give us tangerines, you literally give us
like a grosser, like I have to juice the ones
you give us because there's so many. So I just thought, oh,
everybody would get like three to tight us over till
Eddie brings.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The big bag.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Well, unfortunately I'm not taking them. You don't want, well,
I have tangerines, yea, and so uh, Emily said, she
just bought tangerines.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I got a drop off one of Roberts.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah, somebody from their TikTok.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
It was TikTok ten.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Constructed to TikTok and gross tangerines raining middle winter tiktoks gross.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
So you just got tangerine so you don't need them,
And so Thor was like, yeah, maybe maybe I'll bring
Haley some she likes.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I don't like citric citrus fruits like that, like oranges.
Tangerines are are lemons in my in my water sometimes,
but like I don't really like eating oranges and tangerines.
No citrus, No, it doesn't do anything for me.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Acid.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Also I don't like like the peeling and getting my
hands all wet, and.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's got piss on him. I don't points on me.
So give your wife. My wife, she's got tangerine piss, yeah, piss.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
So she and she and she she had them and
she likes them. She said, So tell tell the boo too.
Haley thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh, he will be happy to hear that.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
She's a uh, he's a farmer too.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So she knows she knows a good crop.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
When she says, exactly, so, you only took a handful,
though you didn't take a bunch, so there was still
a bag full of tangerines. Yeah. So then now you
got this bag full of tangerines. And then you went
over to Jamie Yes and made the offer, Jamie, do
you want said tangerine? And what happened?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
He kind of.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
At first looked at me with a pause, like he's
considering saying no.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So then I started selling the tangerine.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And I'm like, salesman Sky, I'm.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Like all organic grown by the boo, that's kind of off.
And then and then he looked at me, he goes,
you know what, actually, my parents really love tangerines and
they eat like a lot of them, and you know
they're only.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Like twelve of the No.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
I didn't and and he's like he goes, yeah, so yeah,
I'll take him home, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
And I'm like awesome.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
So I leave my fancy bag with my my homegrown
tangerines in it, and I am like, h success, I
cannot wait to hear his review. I'm sure he's going
to come in because we're off on Monday. I'm sure
he's going to come in on Tuesday and be like,
oh my god, my parents.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Said that that's the best tangerine they've ever had.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
You want to tell about you want to tell your
husband those Oh they peel so easy.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh man, you have high expectations.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, this is what I was expecting.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
On the weekend.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
They're just talking about I can't wait to find out.
I can't wait to find out.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I bet they loved him. I bet they're they're going
to want more next year.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
So so I was really excited about the review and
waiting for the review. But if we're being honest, I
do actually have a few other things going on in
my life, so I know.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It's hard to believe.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
So come Tuesday at work, I had completely forgot about
how much I wanted Jamie's review of the tangerines. I
probably wouldn't have even thought about it again until walking
around doing my business on Tuesday. Do my business, doing
my news lady business around the radio station, you know,
(11:22):
grooving and doing what I do.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
You're just getting some stuff, okay.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
So I was getting stuff off the printer, and our
printer is in this shared area with the COG news station,
and so it's like all these COG cubicles and then
the printer, and so I'll leave our studio, go get
the papers and come back. And the other thing about
this cog area is lots of times when there's like
(11:47):
a potluck or.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
As calls it, people put food there. That's like the spot.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Right.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
So I'm getting my papers on Tuesday, just you know,
minding my own business. And that is when I look
over at the Cogo pot luck table and I notice
my fancy tangerine bag is on the table, but it's
folded and empty. Now this is a bag no one
(12:17):
else would have, Like, it's very specific. So I know
this is the sacked bag I brought the tangerines in Okay.
I also know that there were too many tangerines in
said bag for Jamie to like hold in his hands
and bring home.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
And he's only got that little purse that he carries around.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
It's a little cross body bag fanny pack.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
The bathroom with him.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
I don't think he keeps well maybe first lady, but
I don't know, just in case, so might start spinning.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
When this happens.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Oh yeah, how is the bag here?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Her?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
If the orange tangerines allegedly went to Jamie's house, which
clearly isn't this building, how did this go down? And
the only thing I can come up with is that
Jamie fucking gave away my tangerines and threw them because
he didn't want to take them home, and threw him
(13:21):
on the cogo table as like here, guys, tangerines.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I gave you guys tangerines.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, like here o.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
God, I can't have that because if she does something
she wants the crowd.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Well, I'm just saying, no, one's gonna tell me how
good they are.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
I wonder if they're organic, how long have they been planted?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Because the if he were to bring the bag back,
since it was so fancy and Emily loved it so much,
he would have left it here. He wouldn't have left
it on the cogo.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Yeah, and it's a cool different bag, but it's also
a disposable bag, so it's not like.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You weren't asking for a bag.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
No, and no means yeah, I know that's fucked up.
He would have.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Jamie also knows that I keep the bags in here
when we get to go bags, I keep them in
my studio.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Yes, in case.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
They've come in handy man, you've used one before, and
so he knows he would have given it to me
if he brought it back.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, So the only real answer here is that he
gave away your tangerine.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
I mean unless you guys have a thought that I'm missing,
because why would the empty bag be there?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Could he have loaded them in like his car? I
don't know. Why would he do that? Then your trunk?
Is he a juggler?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Maybe. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
So I'm not missing something.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So if he gave away your tangerines? Are you mad?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Kind of fed up?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Would that be the end of Jamie getting things from you?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Ship done? Sun?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Is the Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Never happened to.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Guy was talking over there there.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
There.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
I wouldn't go back.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
I will go back to the back, and I've even
gone steps further. How would I feel if he took
half and left half?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Am? I?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Mad am?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I okay with that?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But again, don't you put the tangerines you don't want
on the table and take the bag because you want
to have something to carry me?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Does makes sense?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
I think it's the bags. They're the only explanation. Is
he just decided after you left?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
When we left, I didn't really want him, he.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Goes, I don't really want to just go and I
think he just left the bag.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I'm just trying to be nice to Scott. She's she's
like a boss technically. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I mean those things are sucking gold.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Now you are the boot. You are the boot.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
There was there was, There was a lot of.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
There's a lot of time and.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I mean I literally harvest hundreds in my house.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Yeah, but you didn't plant those trees with your little
with your little hands, the little hand. I feel like
having a little hands makes it like better.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Like all right, let's bring Jamie in and get the answer.
Here the explanation. What happened with said Tan injurines. This
could be bad for Jamie, or maybe it's something that
we don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's a scenario we didn't think.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, okay, Jamie, you were given the tangerines. The bag
somehow never left the building. What happened?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
That is a completely different bag from somebody else?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh wow, whoa I want.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
To point out Sky was saying, this is a bag
that nobody else would have. Nobody else goes to Dent't
ti fun?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Okay, by the way, she's the only customer.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Are allowed to go to the UTC mall.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Loser, poor to go there, whoa whoa. Sky is the
type of person that she'll call the cops and just
be like, I don't know. He looked hispanic to me
the right I'm married. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Okay, so you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Doesn't believe me. She doesn't believe she doesn't Because I listen,
I know Jamie pretty well at this point. I could
tell if he's bullshitting, he's not good He's not bullshitting Jamie.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
No offense, he's not good enough on the air.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Sorry, listen to the hot What is that anyway? Like
a case in point anyway, Jamie, finish what you were
saying about the bag.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I brought the bag home to my parents, I said, Mom,
Sky gave us some oranges, tangerine synk thing. I was like,
Sky gave these here, I got brought them from and
she's like, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Cool, Yeah, did she have a reviewer?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I honestly I forgot about them until you mentioned you
have wild.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You have blamed this man, it's innocent and young boy,
for a crime he didn't commit.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, it's not that wild. It's a really popular restaurant
in San Diego.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
But like, because they have their like normal size to
go bags, and then this is like a small, separate,
different bag that I've never.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Seen, I've never seen in this building.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Like it's like if I brought in a bag from
mister A's right and then and we've never seen a
mister A's bag in this building before, and then all
of a sudden one shows up a couple of days later.
Like that's a fucking wild coincidence.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
But it's what happened according to Jamie.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So you don't believe Jamie.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
What you gotta do is when you get home, take
a picture.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Of the bag. Do you think it's still there? Yeah? Probably,
you have to have your mom hold it up and
take the picture. I will, okay with a newspaper with
the if that happened, the news, the date, Like he's
gonna go to if that happens, what are you going
to do? You're gonna apologize. What you're gonna do, You're
gonna apologize.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
We were just brainstorming.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
But you don't believe him.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
It's fucking wild
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