January 27, 2026 • 15 mins
We all know Sky is really weird when it comes to eating. Well she did something this morning that really bothered Eddie and it has to do with HOW she ate her breakfast.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, I wish I could just accept you, Sky. I can't, well,
nobody can.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
If you are around a weirdo, it's really tough to
just accept their weird behavior. And so I don't know
how I'm ever supposed to just be okay with abnormal behavior.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's difficult.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I would like to be because it would make my
life a lot easier, but it is not. And when
you're around a psychopath and okay, you're well, you're a
very strange human being and the way you do things
are very strange, and it bothers me to no end.
And I am referring to Sky's breakfast this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's time for the podcast yet, completely uncensored and unacting
filtered except for that part. The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So you are a very weird human.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Being according to you.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I mean you can ask anyone, literally, ask anyone.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Put your hand down. No one asks. No one's taking
a pole right now.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It would be not in your favor if we took
a pole.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
This is so annoying to you that we have to
talk about this. Like with all the things going on
in the world right now, the biggest I am so
glad that he's bringing this up because I have a
bag in my head in my studio. This isn't the
biggest thing going on.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I don't find you to be that lazy of a person.
But there are things that you do sometimes that I go, really,
you couldn't have done that, Like that doesn't that's insane
to me that you did that.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, And and to your point, I don't think it's lazy.
I just think it's not worth the extra step, Like
there's no reason for your extra step is not necessary.
It doesn't make me lazy. We just look at it differently.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh god, uh sky. When she eats food in the morning,
is it's psychotic? I mean it's bizarre. I mean she'll
eat in the morning, just a handful of pretzels. Yeah,
and that's her breakfast and that's what she eats for
until like noon.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah maybe if she even You've seen a lot of
shit over the last twenty years, like because because I
normally go through like patterns, like remember when I was
in the hard boiled egg pattern. But then you'd get
very upset because I would bring a little side bag
with mixed salt and pepper, and then every single morning
after I would peel my egg and I'd put the
salt and pepper on. I'd have to sing salt and peppers.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Here every oh my fucking morning.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Did she take the yo well here that she left
out the key component to that story. She'd bring in
a hard boiled egg, take the yolk out, and then
just eat the white and then do that stupid fucking
salt is.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
The best part?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Well, I mean obviously I think that's where the protein is,
isn't it.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Yeah, but hair my neck is.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Standing right now every fuck dealing with that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
You want me to do that for you at your
house when you salt and pepper anything?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Thor do you remember last year when she was eating
avocados with cheese It's like a dip.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, and we were like that was a delight?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Is that she'd crush it up. I think I've even
seen her doing like a rice checks before. Yeah. Whatever,
crunchy salty, weird.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Chick that goes with breakfasts are tough around here to
deal with with Sky because it doesn't make any sense.
She'll get like a trail mix and then take out
half of the stuff that's in the trail mix and
basically eat candy.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Dude, huge fucking news.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Huge news, you guys, whatever this is, it's not huge news.
Chex Mix, you know, the people who make the snack mix.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, I know what chex mixes.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Okay, well there was some confusion, you know, a while
ago about what chex mix was. But anyway, chex mix
an here. Yeah, like I can't. I wish I could
remember exactly what happened, but whatever it was, like Thor
had thought the cereal was the mix, I don't know
it was a whole thing. But anyway, that was a
long time ago. I don't even I should have s anything.
Chex Mix is releasing a new version where they are
(04:05):
adding M and ms. Oh dude, Like, I didn't think
you could make something better, but oh, my fucking god, amazing,
that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That's great. Literally, most trail mix has eminem's in them,
but most.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Trail mix also has a lot of healthy shit in there,
like the almonds. Yeah, we need your walnuts or whatever. No,
I don't need that. I want carbs and candy mixed together. Hi,
thank you. You're not supposed to be eating like that,
that's right, my doctor says, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So watching this woman eat in the morning is disturbing.
It's tough.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
She doesn't eat half of the foods that are available.
It's just it's a lot, and so, you know, I
try to accept it. It's hard to though, and you
sit here and it's in front of me. It's like tough. Emily,
God bless her. She she leaves the room sometimes watching
because it's awful. But it is what it is.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
But today eating sorry upset you guys more than the
guy on the Food Network uses chopsticks to eat everything,
because I know you hate that.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's psych that's psycho business. Because I mean, if you
eat ice cream with chopsticks, you're a fucking you know
that guy, I can't say the word.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
He's a piece of shit. So that guy's worse than me.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
No, nobody's worse than Literally, nobody is worse than you
because you actually just did something similar to what that
guy does. There are certain utensils that you use for
certain foods. Done right, Okay. If you're using chopsticks to
eat ice creams, you are an asshole. If you are
(05:49):
eating cream of wheat with a fork, you're a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I think it makes me yeah, yeah, oh, oh yeah,
that's right, that was you. It was it was me,
so Sky.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I've only seen Sky do this maybe once before.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Maybe twice. I mean, it is very rare.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I will bring in cream of wheat once a week
now you know everyone you know, and then before that
was every once in a while. But I'm a good
I'm a big cream a weeak guy, and so I
I mean with cream of wheat, it's like oatmeal or
anything kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You got to eat it with a spoon.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
And I glance over this morning and I'm looking at
Sky and she's eating cream of wheat with a fork,
and I'm like, what the like, you.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Can't you can't stab it? Like how do you? How?
What do you? What's the point? I don't understand what's
going on here? And I guess you could.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
You could get it in your mouth, but it's gonna
fall apart, like it's gonna fall.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Through the hole. It's not the right intends.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Maybe you'll get a couple of pieces out.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You can nail in a nail with a screwdriver. It's
not the most efficient. You want to use a hammer,
you know. So there are right the right tools for
different jobs. Absolutely okay, you can do things, but they're
not right. No, okay. And so looking over at this
fucking crazy person trying to eat this cream of wheat
(07:13):
with a fork, I'm like.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Saying, we have I know, we have spoons. What is
going on? What is going on?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
You got spoons in that course, spoons that I brought
in a bunch of spoons because he's yogurt every day
yesterday at least fifty of them, and I threw him
in there. You saw me, No you did. I think
you made a point of saying something I was.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I was like, oh, spoon man.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, it was called me pro jack.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh god, pro jam.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Damn it, damn it. So I got a say, no,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I don't want to hear it, because whatever you're gonna
say still won't make sense.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
First of all, you justify all your odd behavior.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
You call it OD, I call it nor Well, So
what happened was is I was inspired by Eddie's cream
of wheat last week, and so over the weekend I
made a big pot and then I put a little
bit in the fridge saying I'm going to bring this
on Monday, and then I forgot it on Monday and
so then I brought it today and I was really
excited about it.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
And so I'm excited for cream of wheat. Well, because
it's not the most exciting. Now an oatmeal, man, myself
is not. Ohameal doesn't warm up as well if you
if you try to zapple meal.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
My wife's been doing overnight oats about that. So I'll
take that over cream wheat though.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Any Oh, you don't like cream at all?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
No, I mean it's okay, but I just over and
over overnight oats. I'll take the overnight oats.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Oh wow, Okay, well I was what the oats of
the cream beat?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, I assume big gut health guy right now. Okay,
some geese seeds on that. Bad boy, you got a
nice healthy meal.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I think we need to put a limit on how
many times a day Eddie's allowed to reference his gut health.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I'm in on a journey. You can't stop me.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I want to, No, No, I really want to. So
I'm stoked on a cream of wheat. I bring it in.
I keep it in the fridge back here in our office,
and then our microwave is in this little side, weird
fucking room.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
They made us move it over here the Microwaveom. Yeah,
basically that's.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
All that it is. And so I go in there,
I microwave, and normally in there we keep a stack
of like stuff of like paper plates, utensils.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Napkiss the cup of like random utension yeah exactly, spoons.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, And every once in a while I've seen Emily restock.
I've restocked. I'm assuming you guys restocked. The words sounds
like brought spoons in here the other day. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Sometimes I'll just go and get my one.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Thing, you dick going to do it so.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
You bring back a couple. I mean you have to
dip into the big box to bring your one back.
You're im just gonna grab a ha.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I'm doesn't.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
You're above.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Dare you?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
And I'm not sorry.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
So I go and I put my crima wheat in
the microwave, cover with a paper towel. Thanks for asking,
don't want any splatter community micro And then it's all nice.
You know, I got a stir, You got a stir
halfway through? And then I go and I look in
the cup where we keep all of the silverware, and
I'm like, fuck, we don't know any spoons.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Not doing our job, job that's part of the producer's job,
I thought, so took him all and put him in here,
went there. It's a solid move, geez.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
And so I got a stir and there's no spoon
in there. So I go, all right, well, you can
stir stuff with a fork, so let's do that.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
But why not go get a spoon or go get
spoons up.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Open the microwave. It's stir time.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
You got to reheat right, stir time, and then shut
the mic.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm not that angry with that. No, keep cooking, and
while it's cooking, go get them get.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
But I only needed another like thirty seconds. It'll be
if you'll be there thirty more. No, because why works
fucking fine?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
No, it doesn't, it does. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
So when you get down to the halfway over the
cream of weeds, you're not gonna be able.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
To I'm just mentally putting this together now. I don't
add anything to my cream of wheat. It's very thick.
I don't put like milk or anything in there. It's
just thick. So it's like eating fucking mashed potatoes, is
what it's like. Maybe a little bit thinner, but mashed
potatoes and so I figure fork's fine.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Fork it.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm fucking forking it, bro, And so I'm proud of
my decision ed.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Why would you be proud of that? That doesn't even
make me.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I'm sure some asshole has done this before, like you
have the first.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Person and you're proud of it. That is that asshole
proud of it? Probably not.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I'm not a sheep just because the world says you
need to go spoon.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
When you dig? Do you use a rake or do
you use a shovel?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, digging, I'm proud of you using I'm proud of you.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
You can't dig with a rake, you.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Can if you get a metal rake.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Do you ever eat ice cream with a fork?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I don't know if I have, could you depending on
how the texture?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah you would, you would do that?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, okay, Now.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
If it's a hot summer day and we're melting out
of it. But but if I'm living in a world.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
With spoons, we're not. We're not walked feet.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
I was. I was in a room which was like
living in a world.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I feel like she would use a knife to eat
it too, because yeah, she would have done it.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
So I was so fucking proud, like I'm not sheep.
I could do this. I can do this.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I got this. She doesn't make you cool.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
But then there was one moment when right I looked
down at my paperwork and there was a huge happens,
but hey, that's what napkins are for. I wiped it
off and went on with my business. Cream of wheat
in belly.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
This made it even worse.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
So I go in after Sky and so I'm warming
up my food and I look down and obviously there's
no spoons. But then I look down and I see
there is like six or seven packets of sugar just
in that microwave room, which that's never happened before. I'm like,
why the fuck is there sugar in here? Because we
(13:44):
don't have coffee in there, there's no reason for sugar
to be in there. And I go, what asshole puts
sugar in here and just left it in here? And
then I realized, Oh, the asshole is Scott. She was
just in here, and I know that she can't have
anything withouts and gobs of sugar, and so well that's
a fact, and you know it. Your your coffee is
(14:05):
half sugar, and so I know for a fact that
you put sugar in that cream of wheat, and you
just decided to leave these packets here in a double
lazy move.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Who the fuck? Who's going to need sugar in that room?
Put it in like a little there.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
It was next to the tray. It wasn't in it,
it was next to it.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Why don't you put that? Like you? And why did
you bring so much sugar?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I didn't know how many packets I was gonna need,
and I brought them in with me, And after I
put like five in there, I'm like, that's that's enough.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
About like fifteen packets you thought you're gonna need that?
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Maybe I like literally took like a handful.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
I wouldn't even think to put sugar in my cream wheat.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I'm a brown sugar man. Yeah, maybe a little bit
of brown. Maybe honey.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I was hoping for honey, but I couldn't find I
couldn't score any honey. Crazyberries.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
That's too healthy?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Five packetsgluberries?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
How much did you drink soda?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Well, I can't go there right now. I hadn't for years.
And then we got this ninja slushy thing and health
coke slurpeas.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
All the time.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
It's horrible but anyway, so the sugar packets, I.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Feel like them away.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
We got plates, we got forks, we got knives, we
got cups. Oh look at this a sugar packet.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
We don't need it, you know, have you ever seen
him before? No, then why would they? Why would we
need him there?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Well, maybe they walk somewhere else to get them, you
don't know. Maybe Gina the Latina is bringing in cream
of wheat tomorrow and she's like, score sugar packets.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I mean, you know where the sugar packets are, right,
but you know where the fucking spoons are.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Sorry,
Oh, I wish I could just accept you, Sky. I can't, well,
nobody can.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
If you are around a weirdo, it's really tough to
just accept their weird behavior. And so I don't know
how I'm ever supposed to just be okay with abnormal behavior.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's difficult.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I would like to be because it would make my
life a lot easier, but it is not. And when
you're around a psychopath and okay, you're well, you're a
very strange human being and the way you do things
are very strange, and it bothers me to no end.
And I am referring to Sky's breakfast this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's time for the podcast yet, completely uncensored and unacting
filtered except for that part. The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So you are a very weird human.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Being according to you.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I mean you can ask anyone, literally, ask anyone.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Put your hand down. No one asks. No one's taking
a pole right now.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It would be not in your favor if we took
a pole.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
This is so annoying to you that we have to
talk about this. Like with all the things going on
in the world right now, the biggest I am so
glad that he's bringing this up because I have a
bag in my head in my studio. This isn't the
biggest thing going on.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I don't find you to be that lazy of a person.
But there are things that you do sometimes that I go, really,
you couldn't have done that, Like that doesn't that's insane
to me that you did that.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, And and to your point, I don't think it's lazy.
I just think it's not worth the extra step, Like
there's no reason for your extra step is not necessary.
It doesn't make me lazy. We just look at it differently.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh god, uh sky. When she eats food in the morning,
is it's psychotic? I mean it's bizarre. I mean she'll
eat in the morning, just a handful of pretzels. Yeah,
and that's her breakfast and that's what she eats for
until like noon.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah maybe if she even You've seen a lot of
shit over the last twenty years, like because because I
normally go through like patterns, like remember when I was
in the hard boiled egg pattern. But then you'd get
very upset because I would bring a little side bag
with mixed salt and pepper, and then every single morning
after I would peel my egg and I'd put the
salt and pepper on. I'd have to sing salt and peppers.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Here every oh my fucking morning.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Did she take the yo well here that she left
out the key component to that story. She'd bring in
a hard boiled egg, take the yolk out, and then
just eat the white and then do that stupid fucking
salt is.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
The best part?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Well, I mean obviously I think that's where the protein is,
isn't it.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Yeah, but hair my neck is.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Standing right now every fuck dealing with that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
You want me to do that for you at your
house when you salt and pepper anything?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Thor do you remember last year when she was eating
avocados with cheese It's like a dip.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, and we were like that was a delight?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Is that she'd crush it up. I think I've even
seen her doing like a rice checks before. Yeah. Whatever,
crunchy salty, weird.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Chick that goes with breakfasts are tough around here to
deal with with Sky because it doesn't make any sense.
She'll get like a trail mix and then take out
half of the stuff that's in the trail mix and
basically eat candy.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Dude, huge fucking news.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Huge news, you guys, whatever this is, it's not huge news.
Chex Mix, you know, the people who make the snack mix.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, I know what chex mixes.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Okay, well there was some confusion, you know, a while
ago about what chex mix was. But anyway, chex mix
an here. Yeah, like I can't. I wish I could
remember exactly what happened, but whatever it was, like Thor
had thought the cereal was the mix, I don't know
it was a whole thing. But anyway, that was a
long time ago. I don't even I should have s anything.
Chex Mix is releasing a new version where they are
(04:05):
adding M and ms. Oh dude, Like, I didn't think
you could make something better, but oh, my fucking god, amazing,
that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That's great. Literally, most trail mix has eminem's in them,
but most.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Trail mix also has a lot of healthy shit in there,
like the almonds. Yeah, we need your walnuts or whatever. No,
I don't need that. I want carbs and candy mixed together. Hi,
thank you. You're not supposed to be eating like that,
that's right, my doctor says, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So watching this woman eat in the morning is disturbing.
It's tough.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
She doesn't eat half of the foods that are available.
It's just it's a lot, and so, you know, I
try to accept it. It's hard to though, and you
sit here and it's in front of me. It's like tough. Emily,
God bless her. She she leaves the room sometimes watching
because it's awful. But it is what it is.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
But today eating sorry upset you guys more than the
guy on the Food Network uses chopsticks to eat everything,
because I know you hate that.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's psych that's psycho business. Because I mean, if you
eat ice cream with chopsticks, you're a fucking you know
that guy, I can't say the word.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
He's a piece of shit. So that guy's worse than me.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
No, nobody's worse than Literally, nobody is worse than you
because you actually just did something similar to what that
guy does. There are certain utensils that you use for
certain foods. Done right, Okay. If you're using chopsticks to
eat ice creams, you are an asshole. If you are
(05:49):
eating cream of wheat with a fork, you're a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I think it makes me yeah, yeah, oh, oh yeah,
that's right, that was you. It was it was me,
so Sky.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I've only seen Sky do this maybe once before.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Maybe twice. I mean, it is very rare.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I will bring in cream of wheat once a week
now you know everyone you know, and then before that
was every once in a while. But I'm a good
I'm a big cream a weeak guy, and so I
I mean with cream of wheat, it's like oatmeal or
anything kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You got to eat it with a spoon.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
And I glance over this morning and I'm looking at
Sky and she's eating cream of wheat with a fork,
and I'm like, what the like, you.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Can't you can't stab it? Like how do you? How?
What do you? What's the point? I don't understand what's
going on here? And I guess you could.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
You could get it in your mouth, but it's gonna
fall apart, like it's gonna fall.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Through the hole. It's not the right intends.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Maybe you'll get a couple of pieces out.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You can nail in a nail with a screwdriver. It's
not the most efficient. You want to use a hammer,
you know. So there are right the right tools for
different jobs. Absolutely okay, you can do things, but they're
not right. No, okay. And so looking over at this
fucking crazy person trying to eat this cream of wheat
(07:13):
with a fork, I'm like.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Saying, we have I know, we have spoons. What is
going on? What is going on?
Speaker 5 (07:19):
You got spoons in that course, spoons that I brought
in a bunch of spoons because he's yogurt every day
yesterday at least fifty of them, and I threw him
in there. You saw me, No you did. I think
you made a point of saying something I was.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I was like, oh, spoon man.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, it was called me pro jack.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh god, pro jam.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Damn it, damn it. So I got a say, no,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I don't want to hear it, because whatever you're gonna
say still won't make sense.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
First of all, you justify all your odd behavior.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
You call it OD, I call it nor Well, So
what happened was is I was inspired by Eddie's cream
of wheat last week, and so over the weekend I
made a big pot and then I put a little
bit in the fridge saying I'm going to bring this
on Monday, and then I forgot it on Monday and
so then I brought it today and I was really
excited about it.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
And so I'm excited for cream of wheat. Well, because
it's not the most exciting. Now an oatmeal, man, myself
is not. Ohameal doesn't warm up as well if you
if you try to zapple meal.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
My wife's been doing overnight oats about that. So I'll
take that over cream wheat though.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Any Oh, you don't like cream at all?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
No, I mean it's okay, but I just over and
over overnight oats. I'll take the overnight oats.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Oh wow, Okay, well I was what the oats of
the cream beat?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, I assume big gut health guy right now. Okay,
some geese seeds on that. Bad boy, you got a
nice healthy meal.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I think we need to put a limit on how
many times a day Eddie's allowed to reference his gut health.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I'm in on a journey. You can't stop me.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I want to, No, No, I really want to. So
I'm stoked on a cream of wheat. I bring it in.
I keep it in the fridge back here in our office,
and then our microwave is in this little side, weird
fucking room.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
They made us move it over here the Microwaveom. Yeah,
basically that's.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
All that it is. And so I go in there,
I microwave, and normally in there we keep a stack
of like stuff of like paper plates, utensils.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Napkiss the cup of like random utension yeah exactly, spoons.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, And every once in a while I've seen Emily restock.
I've restocked. I'm assuming you guys restocked. The words sounds
like brought spoons in here the other day. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Sometimes I'll just go and get my one.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Thing, you dick going to do it so.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
You bring back a couple. I mean you have to
dip into the big box to bring your one back.
You're im just gonna grab a ha.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I'm doesn't.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
You're above.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Dare you?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
And I'm not sorry.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
So I go and I put my crima wheat in
the microwave, cover with a paper towel. Thanks for asking,
don't want any splatter community micro And then it's all nice.
You know, I got a stir, You got a stir
halfway through? And then I go and I look in
the cup where we keep all of the silverware, and
I'm like, fuck, we don't know any spoons.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Not doing our job, job that's part of the producer's job,
I thought, so took him all and put him in here,
went there. It's a solid move, geez.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
And so I got a stir and there's no spoon
in there. So I go, all right, well, you can
stir stuff with a fork, so let's do that.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
But why not go get a spoon or go get
spoons up.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Open the microwave. It's stir time.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
You got to reheat right, stir time, and then shut
the mic.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm not that angry with that. No, keep cooking, and
while it's cooking, go get them get.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
But I only needed another like thirty seconds. It'll be
if you'll be there thirty more. No, because why works
fucking fine?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
No, it doesn't, it does. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
So when you get down to the halfway over the
cream of weeds, you're not gonna be able.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
To I'm just mentally putting this together now. I don't
add anything to my cream of wheat. It's very thick.
I don't put like milk or anything in there. It's
just thick. So it's like eating fucking mashed potatoes, is
what it's like. Maybe a little bit thinner, but mashed
potatoes and so I figure fork's fine.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Fork it.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm fucking forking it, bro, And so I'm proud of
my decision ed.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Why would you be proud of that? That doesn't even
make me.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I'm sure some asshole has done this before, like you
have the first.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Person and you're proud of it. That is that asshole
proud of it? Probably not.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I'm not a sheep just because the world says you
need to go spoon.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
When you dig? Do you use a rake or do
you use a shovel?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, digging, I'm proud of you using I'm proud of you.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
You can't dig with a rake, you.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Can if you get a metal rake.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Do you ever eat ice cream with a fork?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I don't know if I have, could you depending on
how the texture?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah you would, you would do that?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, okay, Now.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
If it's a hot summer day and we're melting out
of it. But but if I'm living in a world.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
With spoons, we're not. We're not walked feet.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
I was. I was in a room which was like
living in a world.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I feel like she would use a knife to eat
it too, because yeah, she would have done it.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
So I was so fucking proud, like I'm not sheep.
I could do this. I can do this.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I got this. She doesn't make you cool.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
But then there was one moment when right I looked
down at my paperwork and there was a huge happens,
but hey, that's what napkins are for. I wiped it
off and went on with my business. Cream of wheat
in belly.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
This made it even worse.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
So I go in after Sky and so I'm warming
up my food and I look down and obviously there's
no spoons. But then I look down and I see
there is like six or seven packets of sugar just
in that microwave room, which that's never happened before. I'm like,
why the fuck is there sugar in here? Because we
(13:44):
don't have coffee in there, there's no reason for sugar
to be in there. And I go, what asshole puts
sugar in here and just left it in here? And
then I realized, Oh, the asshole is Scott. She was
just in here, and I know that she can't have
anything withouts and gobs of sugar, and so well that's
a fact, and you know it. Your your coffee is
(14:05):
half sugar, and so I know for a fact that
you put sugar in that cream of wheat, and you
just decided to leave these packets here in a double
lazy move.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Who the fuck? Who's going to need sugar in that room?
Put it in like a little there.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
It was next to the tray. It wasn't in it,
it was next to it.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Why don't you put that? Like you? And why did
you bring so much sugar?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I didn't know how many packets I was gonna need,
and I brought them in with me, And after I
put like five in there, I'm like, that's that's enough.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
About like fifteen packets you thought you're gonna need that?
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Maybe I like literally took like a handful.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
I wouldn't even think to put sugar in my cream wheat.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I'm a brown sugar man. Yeah, maybe a little bit
of brown. Maybe honey.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I was hoping for honey, but I couldn't find I
couldn't score any honey. Crazyberries.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
That's too healthy?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Five packetsgluberries?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
How much did you drink soda?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Well, I can't go there right now. I hadn't for years.
And then we got this ninja slushy thing and health
coke slurpeas.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
All the time.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
It's horrible but anyway, so the sugar packets, I.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Feel like them away.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
We got plates, we got forks, we got knives, we
got cups. Oh look at this a sugar packet.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
We don't need it, you know, have you ever seen
him before? No, then why would they? Why would we
need him there?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Well, maybe they walk somewhere else to get them, you
don't know. Maybe Gina the Latina is bringing in cream
of wheat tomorrow and she's like, score sugar packets.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I mean, you know where the sugar packets are, right,
but you know where the fucking spoons are.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Sorry,
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