January 28, 2026 • 10 mins
Thor got a text from his wife this morning that was different than usual. Rather than a "good morning" text, he got an in depth breakdown of the nightmare his wife had during the night. One that was oddly specific and one that makes him a little nervous to go home.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's always miserable when you ladies have a cheating dream.
If you have a dream that your man is cheating
on you, you treat us like dog shit that next morning.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
No, I did not. I did not.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I saw it in my brain for hours over the night. Yeah,
I had see the whole hours.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Wow, very vivid. You guys keep going back for more.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, that's not the case. So that's not reality. That's
in your own head and it's your own weird ship
that's going on. And then you you believe, I don't
know that it actually happened or something, and then you
treat us like dog shit and it's not okay, that's
not okay. Well four is dealing with something as we speak,
and it is all because of a dream.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It's time for the podcast year, completely uncensored and un filtered,
except for that part. The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Now. Now, this one is a little bit more involved
than just straight up cheating, because Haley has done this
to you before, right, we're cheating dream.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And shes you like, she's like, it's insane.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
But these are these are psycho people, these ladies, psycho people.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
A yeah, and we feel something when we see.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
See the dream and it didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It didn't happen to come down. I didn't really do it.
But it takes some time. But but you don't need
to be mean to me. Deal with it on your own.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm I can't physically go into your dream. That'd be cool,
but I didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
When I have a cheating dream, I don't yell at
my wife. It's a dream she's yelling.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't think ye, I doubt that, but.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I feel like, but I like, here's the deal. You
may not scream. You may not scream at him, but
if he does something like annoying that day, your annoyance
and anger is hamped up a little bit because I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So I got a text this morning and it's a
it's a very detailed text of a dream that his
wife Haley had about him last night.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Let me just say this too. Whenever I text my
wife in the morning, it's always good morning, sweetheart, morning honeys.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Are we being serious?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I swear to god you do. I always send a
nice text because I know she's up around six thirty.
So I said a nice text message, good morning.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's nice.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
We love like his portrayal his voice because we hear
his portrayal.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
We're about to probably hear his portrayal of her voice.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, that's true. Yesterday's text message, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Go to yesterday Yes queen, she has Michael Yesterday. Yesterday's
are texting Mondays Monday six six am morning, honeys, yesterday morning.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So Tuesday you didn't do it. That's why you had
to go all the way back. Morning honey, morning, honeys, honeys. Okay, okay,
I don't understand plural thing.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
So that's what of my text are.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
They're normally like that.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Normally she'll text me a picture of Walkie talking my
son and and that'll be cute. Like yesterday she sent
me the picture she texted me first yesterday was the
picture of smiling.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So solid pick.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
The sky. Did you like the five pictures I showed
you today?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It was a lot.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Showed me five different pictures five and then fashion show
and then remember how he told us about his when
he was trying to get his Christmas picture. We found
out what they do is they actually video everything and
then they screenshot it. So he shows me five pictures
and then he goes, now, let me show you the video,
(04:05):
and then he shows video of where the five pictures came.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Usually usually you're right, this was different. This was a
bunch of pictures. And then my wife goes, oh, do
a video now, because we both feel like we don't
have enough videos. So I did the pictures, then the video.
I find that hard to believe that they don't have
enough video. Hey that's a great picture. He was doing
the po the fight post.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, he had this cute little smile, but then he
had this like fist up, like tough guy.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
So anyway, so my wife this morning, I was six
fifty seven am, so I think we were on commercial break.
I hadn't text her yet. I hadn't heard anything because
I looked at my wife's and I hadn't texted her
because because I looked at I looked at my son's
Owlette sock, which tells you his sleep uh cycle and
his heart rate and his oxygen level, and it said
that he was up from two to three forty five,
(04:58):
and I was like, E, so he's probably sleeping right now.
So I don't want to text anything. So this is
the text I get at six fifty seven am. Who
how should I read this?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
However you want?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Okay, I had the worst fun nightmare last night. Oh God, morning, honies.
I hope you're having a great hope you're having a
great show.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You guys are so funny.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
She ever said that it's weird. She thought my rant
was funny today she said, quote really because you went
after I don't think I believe you.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's a good point everything. I don't believe you. Poor lady.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
First of all, did an attacker? Yes, she attacks me
every day?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
So I had the worst.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Night doesn't talk like this? Never, never, never that one time.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
He played her her voice message to us.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yeah yeah, but what time would I would like It's
like a Saturday Night Live skit. I would like Thwar
to read his version and then on a split screen.
I want him to wear a blonde wig and like
a sun dress and then read it like Haley.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't know if I want that. You know what
that that's what I picture.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
That's when I picture in my head when.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You do that. All right, So I had the worst
nightmare last night, and you relapsed and you were drinking
and taking pills. Oh god, you were driving ubers. Your
money from that would go in a separate bank account
that you would use to pay for sex workers. It
was so sad. Three exclamation points.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Sure, that's not reality.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I would be a good Uber driver, Okay, I wouldn't
have a separate bank acount for sex workers. Two things here, Yeah, One,
I haven't relapsed, guys.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's good. How many years win? Would how many years win?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Eighteen?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Pills were never my thing. I was never a pill.
Guy didn't hit me fast enough. Also, have a hard
time taking a piss on pills. I don't know what
it does to my prostate, but I cannot pee when
I take pills.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't know. You need to get this details so gross?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
And we know this guy needs crackers. If he's going
to take any sort of that's not a junkie. Would
he be walking around with a sleeve of fucking crackers.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's a great point.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I start to see like him walking around with like goldfish.
I know something's up, yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Then you know, then you know you gotta get concerned.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Jump yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
So I haven't relapsed. I don't take pills. Why is
this so detailed?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I mean I have dreams, and I have a dream
where it's like you wake up and you feel like, whoa,
that was really real and you feel something. But I've
never had it like to the tee dream lash, taking pills,
driving Uber and then getting sex workers, oh and changing
my bank.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Account separate one. It's really happens, I guess.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
So, I mean that's just making up stories and who
calls them sex workers? By the way you say, but
this is crazy, right, Yeah, that's pretty what's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, well sometimes you just sad.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You just yeah, it was so sad to go through that, so.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Sad she did.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
She had it all for a second, and then it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Still around to sex workers. He's just doing some driving, Yeah,
eleven doing that?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, I think this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Does that mean he has it in him to do
all those things?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
He thinks he has it in he has it in him?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
There's always of truth.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I feel like crazy, how is there the.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Men believable? But yeah, sex workers, Yeah, I don't think.
I don't think he's going to get his own account. Yeah,
that's that's the weird part. That's the weird.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Unless there's good interest, the banks offering good interests AND's
definitely in on that I.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Don't and especially the sting. Actually, all these sex workers,
I didn't see that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Didn't see that they did this like cooker sting, like
they take one every one hundred and twenty second.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You can finally get busted.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I'm not having sex with sex workers, and I'm not
driving Uber John and number one wouldn't she know that
I was driving Uber by the way, like I'm not home.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
In your home all the time, all the time. Yeah,
that's pretty wild.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well, maybe you were doing a side hustle for for
the family and then you twisted it and started in
the horrors.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, I don't know you know what I mean? The
only person on earth that I think would have a
dream this detailed and crazyest sky, Yeah, because I don't
think Emily is crazy. I don't remember the dreams. I
just know that Robert's been sucking around.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Okay, that's all I know.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
He's been sucking some bitch.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's what I know. When I will, I wake up
and I know that guy's.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Been fucking some bitch. I don't remember a lot of it,
but that's what I remember. So when you come to
in the morning, you come to it. Okay, that's not funny,
that's funny. I don't got him.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Some bitch. Oh my god, it happened.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
To my dream.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
But that's all I remember. It's the truth to.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It, right, I guess. So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I don't trust something about him.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
What Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I think we should go through their text messages just
in case, just to see, and then we'll be fine
and we can move on from this trendous thing that
happened to us.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
As a cop, you got to deal with this at home.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well, I wrote back, Sorry, honey, that's awful.
It's always miserable when you ladies have a cheating dream.
If you have a dream that your man is cheating
on you, you treat us like dog shit that next morning.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
No, I did not. I did not.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I saw it in my brain for hours over the night. Yeah,
I had see the whole hours.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Wow, very vivid. You guys keep going back for more.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, that's not the case. So that's not reality. That's
in your own head and it's your own weird ship
that's going on. And then you you believe, I don't
know that it actually happened or something, and then you
treat us like dog shit and it's not okay, that's
not okay. Well four is dealing with something as we speak,
and it is all because of a dream.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It's time for the podcast year, completely uncensored and un filtered,
except for that part. The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Now. Now, this one is a little bit more involved
than just straight up cheating, because Haley has done this
to you before, right, we're cheating dream.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And shes you like, she's like, it's insane.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
But these are these are psycho people, these ladies, psycho people.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
A yeah, and we feel something when we see.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
See the dream and it didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It didn't happen to come down. I didn't really do it.
But it takes some time. But but you don't need
to be mean to me. Deal with it on your own.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm I can't physically go into your dream. That'd be cool,
but I didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
When I have a cheating dream, I don't yell at
my wife. It's a dream she's yelling.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't think ye, I doubt that, but.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I feel like, but I like, here's the deal. You
may not scream. You may not scream at him, but
if he does something like annoying that day, your annoyance
and anger is hamped up a little bit because I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So I got a text this morning and it's a
it's a very detailed text of a dream that his
wife Haley had about him last night.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Let me just say this too. Whenever I text my
wife in the morning, it's always good morning, sweetheart, morning honeys.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Are we being serious?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I swear to god you do. I always send a
nice text because I know she's up around six thirty.
So I said a nice text message, good morning.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's nice.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
We love like his portrayal his voice because we hear
his portrayal.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
We're about to probably hear his portrayal of her voice.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, that's true. Yesterday's text message, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Go to yesterday Yes queen, she has Michael Yesterday. Yesterday's
are texting Mondays Monday six six am morning, honeys, yesterday morning.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So Tuesday you didn't do it. That's why you had
to go all the way back. Morning honey, morning, honeys, honeys. Okay, okay,
I don't understand plural thing.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
So that's what of my text are.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
They're normally like that.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Normally she'll text me a picture of Walkie talking my
son and and that'll be cute. Like yesterday she sent
me the picture she texted me first yesterday was the
picture of smiling.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So solid pick.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
The sky. Did you like the five pictures I showed
you today?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It was a lot.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Showed me five different pictures five and then fashion show
and then remember how he told us about his when
he was trying to get his Christmas picture. We found
out what they do is they actually video everything and
then they screenshot it. So he shows me five pictures
and then he goes, now, let me show you the video,
(04:05):
and then he shows video of where the five pictures came.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Usually usually you're right, this was different. This was a
bunch of pictures. And then my wife goes, oh, do
a video now, because we both feel like we don't
have enough videos. So I did the pictures, then the video.
I find that hard to believe that they don't have
enough video. Hey that's a great picture. He was doing
the po the fight post.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, he had this cute little smile, but then he
had this like fist up, like tough guy.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
So anyway, so my wife this morning, I was six
fifty seven am, so I think we were on commercial break.
I hadn't text her yet. I hadn't heard anything because
I looked at my wife's and I hadn't texted her
because because I looked at I looked at my son's
Owlette sock, which tells you his sleep uh cycle and
his heart rate and his oxygen level, and it said
that he was up from two to three forty five,
(04:58):
and I was like, E, so he's probably sleeping right now.
So I don't want to text anything. So this is
the text I get at six fifty seven am. Who
how should I read this?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
However you want?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Okay, I had the worst fun nightmare last night. Oh God, morning, honies.
I hope you're having a great hope you're having a
great show.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You guys are so funny.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
She ever said that it's weird. She thought my rant
was funny today she said, quote really because you went
after I don't think I believe you.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's a good point everything. I don't believe you. Poor lady.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
First of all, did an attacker? Yes, she attacks me
every day?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
So I had the worst.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Night doesn't talk like this? Never, never, never that one time.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
He played her her voice message to us.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yeah yeah, but what time would I would like It's
like a Saturday Night Live skit. I would like Thwar
to read his version and then on a split screen.
I want him to wear a blonde wig and like
a sun dress and then read it like Haley.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't know if I want that. You know what
that that's what I picture.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
That's when I picture in my head when.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You do that. All right, So I had the worst
nightmare last night, and you relapsed and you were drinking
and taking pills. Oh god, you were driving ubers. Your
money from that would go in a separate bank account
that you would use to pay for sex workers. It
was so sad. Three exclamation points.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Sure, that's not reality.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I would be a good Uber driver, Okay, I wouldn't
have a separate bank acount for sex workers. Two things here, Yeah, One,
I haven't relapsed, guys.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's good. How many years win? Would how many years win?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Eighteen?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Pills were never my thing. I was never a pill.
Guy didn't hit me fast enough. Also, have a hard
time taking a piss on pills. I don't know what
it does to my prostate, but I cannot pee when
I take pills.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't know. You need to get this details so gross?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
And we know this guy needs crackers. If he's going
to take any sort of that's not a junkie. Would
he be walking around with a sleeve of fucking crackers.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's a great point.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I start to see like him walking around with like goldfish.
I know something's up, yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Then you know, then you know you gotta get concerned.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Jump yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
So I haven't relapsed. I don't take pills. Why is
this so detailed?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I mean I have dreams, and I have a dream
where it's like you wake up and you feel like, whoa,
that was really real and you feel something. But I've
never had it like to the tee dream lash, taking pills,
driving Uber and then getting sex workers, oh and changing
my bank.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Account separate one. It's really happens, I guess.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
So, I mean that's just making up stories and who
calls them sex workers? By the way you say, but
this is crazy, right, Yeah, that's pretty what's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, well sometimes you just sad.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
You just yeah, it was so sad to go through that, so.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Sad she did.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
She had it all for a second, and then it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Still around to sex workers. He's just doing some driving, Yeah,
eleven doing that?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, I think this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Does that mean he has it in him to do
all those things?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
He thinks he has it in he has it in him?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
There's always of truth.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I feel like crazy, how is there the.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Men believable? But yeah, sex workers, Yeah, I don't think.
I don't think he's going to get his own account. Yeah,
that's that's the weird part. That's the weird.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Unless there's good interest, the banks offering good interests AND's
definitely in on that I.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Don't and especially the sting. Actually, all these sex workers,
I didn't see that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Didn't see that they did this like cooker sting, like
they take one every one hundred and twenty second.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You can finally get busted.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I'm not having sex with sex workers, and I'm not
driving Uber John and number one wouldn't she know that
I was driving Uber by the way, like I'm not home.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
In your home all the time, all the time. Yeah,
that's pretty wild.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well, maybe you were doing a side hustle for for
the family and then you twisted it and started in
the horrors.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, I don't know you know what I mean? The
only person on earth that I think would have a
dream this detailed and crazyest sky, Yeah, because I don't
think Emily is crazy. I don't remember the dreams. I
just know that Robert's been sucking around.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Okay, that's all I know.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
He's been sucking some bitch.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's what I know. When I will, I wake up
and I know that guy's.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Been fucking some bitch. I don't remember a lot of it,
but that's what I remember. So when you come to
in the morning, you come to it. Okay, that's not funny,
that's funny. I don't got him.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Some bitch. Oh my god, it happened.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
To my dream.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
But that's all I remember. It's the truth to.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It, right, I guess. So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I don't trust something about him.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
What Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I think we should go through their text messages just
in case, just to see, and then we'll be fine
and we can move on from this trendous thing that
happened to us.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
As a cop, you got to deal with this at home.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well, I wrote back, Sorry, honey, that's awful.
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