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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Uh oh, we got a little bit of a situation
going on, and in Emily's world, this is all very bizarre.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Basically, what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We heard last year that Emily was offended that her
son Red asked Robert her Man to go to the
family shadow day at school and not her, and.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
She was very offended.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Absolutely, Well, I mean, you know, he's a human being too,
Sorry that happened, and Robert is a little bit of
a silly guy, and so you know, the guy really
enjoyed being back at school, and I mean it was weird.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
The whole scene was weird. Well, apparently this morning is
another shadow Day. I don't know, it seems odd. Emily
obviously is not there. So we're gonna get an update
on how it's going at Shadowed. We ain't done yet.
It's time for the one podcast find.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
A completely uncensored and unding filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Now, were you not asked? Again?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Well, here's the deal.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I didn't even know about shadow Day until yesterday when
we were having dinner. Somebody clearly doesn't want you there,
you know what, Maybe that's the case.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Maybe that's the case.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I am kind of the hard ass in the family dynamic.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm the one that if I.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Was sitting at shadow day with my son read and
I saw him fucking around like I'm the person I'd
go and I'd look at him like across the classroom,
like I'd nudge him, and I keep giving him looks,
and I'd take, you know, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
That's what I was doing to watch himself doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And I would laugh if I heard that kid.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
So so like, okay, fine, they probably don't want me
there read my sentence. Oh but that's when I found
out about it last night when we were having dinner. Oh,
and I was like, oh, there's a shadow Day. I
didn't know they're doing it again.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
As my automatic response, like.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
When you told us the first time.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
This was something I had never even heard of, where
a parent goes to school all day and shadows their kid.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I didn't even know that was a thing.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, so, especially at the high school level, that's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
So twice in one year.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, I think that that's really odd. And I guess
they do this every year, like every school year. It's like,
not just for this twenty twenty five, twenty six school year,
like that's what they do.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
That's what they do.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
They do a shatter day in the beginning of school year,
which freshman year. Beginning of the school year, I think
totally makes sense because it's new and you know, your
kid's new in high school and all that other shit.
But like doing it after, you know, in the next
second semester, I think seems odd and it's like I
just so, I think it's weird.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Can you imagine having your mom, it's high school.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Sit there with you, especially in ninth grade as a
fresh per I don't want to be seen.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I would I.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Would, because like the older kids would make fun of you,
they'd make fun.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Of all of you, Like I guess the older kids
do it like they do they do it too well
obviously not all of them, and it probably thins out.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Well, not the well, not the cool kids like the
skies of the world. They're doing this, Like would you
want your mom there with you on when if you
were eleven?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Would I really would would have not cared.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
But you got to put yourself in that.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I mean, I know I didn't asked, but I think
I'm a cool mom, So I think I don't know
how embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I'd be just said, you yell at your kid in
front of.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Very ears, that's so embarrassed. From that Aside from that, well, anyway.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
When you're showing your tits out there, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That is pretty a high school classroom.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I mean, you did you did it.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
And also as a.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Parent, my house and it was an accident.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
I would ever want to go to this, Like, how
fucking boring you're sitting there in class.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
My nerdy wife would go to this.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I would love to know your nerdy wife. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
In the beginning of the school year, since I was
hyped on my son starting high school, like I was
excited and wanted to go and was upset, Like we
talked about a cool mom.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, I would love to go sky cool mom.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh yeah, Emily, I'm gonna ignore the look on your.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Word response.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
But at this point of the school year, like, I'm
kind of burnt out on this high school thing already
and we're only halfway through.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
It was three and a half years.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
To go, Like, I'm so like and we almost prett much.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I love my naps. You do, so I don't. I
don't wanna.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You weren't interested.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm not interested anyway, so that that's good for me.
That works out good for me.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
And we weren't asked, wasn't asked, But that's either here
nor there, because I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
What about I mean, is it a shock to you
guys that Robert was absolutely ecstatic over dinner about him going.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
To Shadow, so he wanted to go again.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
He wants to go again. And that's what I say.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
We kind of had finished to dinner and like we like, whatever,
go clear plate and you can go back into his room.
Robert and I finished eating and stuff, and that's when
I go, you want to go again?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Like why do you want to Why the fuck do
you want to go again? Now?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Did Read ask him to go?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Or was Read just telling you guys, this is happening tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
So the thing is this all happened very very fastins yesterday.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
So I don't know the answer to that yet. Yeah,
I'm assuming.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So ay, I'm assuming because Robert did say an email
came out.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Then I guess I didn't see, Oh.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
My god, being the cool cigarettes.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Yeah, if I come, if I come to class, we're
definitely skipping it smoking in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You read those Robert, I skimmed through it, but you
clearly did. It was like you clearly did.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Let me guess you look at his report cartoon here.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah, I'm the one that handles all that.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Hey, hey, sorry, So Robert, My this is my guess,
And my guess between the Barnzoe Twins, as I like
to call them, is usually ninety nine point nine correct
because they're very easy to read.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Easy to predict, very easy to predict.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
So my guess is Robert saw the email, probably texted
read privately and said, hey, can I go to this?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
And we probably said okay, that's probably old, play it out.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
And so we're at dinner last night, and so Robert's
telling me how excited he is about this, and I'm
just like looking at him, dump down it, like why
this is so weird?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
But the guys maybe this kid, I mean, somebody I love.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I I gotta have a fucking nap. I really want
you to go. I don't care, and broke my leg.
I don't care. After my nap will take you.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
You got you got oured ice that thing, and okay,
then we'll go to Rady. Then we'll go to Rady.
And so that goes down right yesterday.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
And now flash forward to this morning, and I'm at
work obviously, and I'm here, and I know that Robert's
so excited to get up and he's going to have
a spring in his step and excited for the two
of them to head off to.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
School on a Thursday is pretty crazy too, Like what
a disruption for the kids in school?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
You just got back.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
You're not even barely even a month and after break,
and you're doing this on a Thursday when you have
like actual school to do.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, this is a Friday.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I'd be pretty fucking pissed.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
If I was a parent, I'd be like, why the
fuck are we doing this on a Thursday a month
in the school?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Like are we not learning anymore? What are my tax
dollars going to?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Or maybe end of the year right before summer break?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Perfect?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Kind of mist while you're.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
There, Okay, okay, right right right, And so I know
that this is happening, that they're gonna wake up and
that they're gonna get ready, And then I know, also
how fucking excited Robert does.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You think he's Rodney Dangerfields back to school or like
what's going on here?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Gust tub his door.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, you're not in school, like you're not.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like, I imagine it's near retirement if he was teaching. Actually,
really fifty seven, I imagine a notebook for sure. There's
not a fucking chance in hell that Robert didn't bring
a notebook of some sort. Take a notepad or notebook
or something with guarantee.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I guess he knows.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
I guess he knows the weather and the family won't
do it.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Really, really, I don't excise you that shipping comes out
with a.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Backpack on he's let's go.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Honestly, he might put a backpack with like a sweater
in it and a snack or something.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I'm not kidding.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
An asshole is probably hungry.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Don't your water bottled, dad, make sure it's labeled.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Honestly, this is probably all.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Okay, that's what I think is going on at the
house right So, I know they're all getting ready, and
that's when things kind of take a turn, because I
think that they're excited. I know Roberts texted me privately
morning groofies, I'm so excited for today X three exclamations.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Okay, I'm so excited, so excited.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I quote from Robert I can't wait to walk through
the quad changing classes to exclamation points.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
What he's like that excited?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Could he watch like Saved by the Bell all night?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Walk through the quad to the gymnasium.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Everyone's doing it?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
What?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Okay, so that's the that's the last text I had
gotten prior to them leaving the house.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Okay, well it took a dramatic turn. When about.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I think they're like, it's like time, like we're running late,
Like we're not locker.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Could you get me out?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
You're stuck in here? I turned my back and Red
pushed me. I was in the middle of the quad.
I got pants.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
They all they all walked away and Read said Mom
told me to do it.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Shooting spits at me. Now get me?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yeah, hanging out to lunch lady.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm in the nurses office.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Robert is that bed in there makes They won't give him.
He doesn't have permission.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Can you come here and see if my head's hot?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I see it all?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
No, it didn't take school is still before they had
left the house, They're like running out the door, and
so I guess Robert had started the truck already, Reads
getting grabbing the last of his stuff, and then there
they are filing out and I guess right when they
walk out of the car or of the house, getting
ready to walk to the truck, Robert puts on his
sunglasses like you know, he's going outside, is going to
(10:51):
go drive, and puts the shades on, and he puts
these new.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Sunglasses that he bought.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But I I like them, but they're they're fashionable, Like
they're not typical Robert usually would wear.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
No, they're not.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
They're sunglasses, but they're solid black plastic.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Black lens aviators.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Like they look like they look like copp glasses times
one hundred, and they're not Robert doesn't like dress in fashion,
like he's not not like wearing trendy shit. So it's
like very trendy sunglasses that stick out like a sore thumb,
like they don't they don't look like Robert, and like
anybody that would see them, including myself or my son Read,
would be like, what the fuck are you wearing?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
He looks like a reject from Reno.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
So I guess he puts them on and he's walking
in the car and Reads starting to go around the
passenger's side.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
He goes, what are you wearing That's what my son,
Reid says. He was all these ready glasses. You like him?
He goes, no, I.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Guess Reid said, no, you can't wear those, like, no, please.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Don't wear those to walk around the embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
And so that's when I start getting, like I've told
you guys before.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
When they're fighting, I'm like, they have to like they
both try to get to me. And so then a
barrage of fucking.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Text of them arguing, say I don't want him to go,
Robert saying, oh, then I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I'll just take you to school. And this whole fight,
this whole sunglasses happened.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
It's insane.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Well I guess what.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Ended up happening is Robert agreed to switch. He had
a pair of sunglasses in his global apartment. He agreed
to wear a different pair. And so they made it
to school. And that's where they.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Are right now. Wow, they it, yes, and they made it.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Robert sending me photos from the classroom of taking pictures,
taking photos.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
You can read sitting in his math class.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
It's a whole Are their parents there, Robert.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I haven't asked him yet, but I'm dying to know
who's there, Like I'm dying to know who's there.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
So we'll see how it goes. But that's that's how
it's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
If my parents were in the classroom, like it'd be
the worst thing ever.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Can you go give me? I got detention, Rober