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January 5, 2026 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we take a look into Sky's new purse that she got for Christmas! Did she use the gifts that Emily got her? Did she get rid of anything she didn't need?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, after a very long time, Sky has gotten a
new purse.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh, I can't wait to find out who gave it
to you and more importantly, what is in that thing?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
We ain't done yet.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's time for the podcast over a year, completely uncensored
and unacting filtered except for that part the show's after
show starts now.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
The last time Sky got a new purse, I actually
bought it for her, and I'm trying to remember, but
that had to have been at least what ten years ago,
seven years.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Ago, something like that. Definitely pre COVID, like pre COVID,
but I think it was like when I first started
the show.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, it was a long long time ago, probably eight
nine years And there are probably women right now going
what Okay, I'm sorry, Yeah, that long ago.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, if you're new to the show, Purses, clothes, makeup, hair.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Not important to me, that's all, Okay, not important to me.
So if I anybody else, I.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Have most people. But so when I find something that
works for me, you know, whether it's a lost sweatshirt
that's twenty years old with a hole in it, ice
faded boots that you're wearing right now. Okay, I thought
we were I don't think these are fade and I
just think my pants are so vibrants. Those are great. Okay,

(01:34):
they must have come that way, so so yeah, so
clearly I don't care. I'm a comfort gal. So if
I find something that works for me, like i'm I'm
in till that thing breaks.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
So the last big purse you got was from me
whenever it was eight years ago or so.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Prior to that, it was Cole's purses. And then one
year Eddie surprised me. You know how he'll do this
for like Christmas and birthdays and get you like an off.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh it wasn't It wasn't like that. I was tired
of how gross your other person, we all were. You
had a really gross purse it was around for I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh yeah, it was like a coal's purse five years
deep to the point where like the pleasure was coming
off and like leaving dust everywhere. So when I opened
this gift for Eddie, it was nothing I would ever
have requested, ever thought I wanted. But when I saw it,
I fell in love with this purse, and.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh it was selfish on my part. I couldn't look
at that other person. So I buy you a nice purse,
and so it was great and you've used it ever since.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Well, first off, it took me six months to use
it because it.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Was so nice that I pulled a thor.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, I pulled a thor and I was like scared
to when.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
I buy new stuff, I don't like to wear it
right away.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I just can't do it right.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
You want to keep it nice, keep it nice and so.
But but once I did start using that bad boy,
the compliments like constant. That's not a saying, but yes,
but yes, but tons of compliments, to the point where
I before I swapped the purse, like three weeks it
was three weeks ago, still getting compliments on the old purse. Really, Yeah,

(03:19):
it's crazy. People love how big it is. They loved
there were stars on it. But again, even though it
was quality, because it was a decade old, the handle
was starting to last forever.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, if you use something everyday.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
And we have done this before where we I think
it was last year, where we decided what's in that
thing and we had you open up everything that came
in that purse and it was insanity because it was
purses inside of purses, multiple zip lock bags. Honestly, it
wouldn't be surprised a tent village in there, I think.

(03:55):
I think that's what COVID started. And the thing I
mean it was it was wild how many things. It
was like Mary Poppins like, just more things kept coming out,
coming out, coming, what is going on in here? So
it got to the point again where Emily got involved.
And one of your Christmas presents was a new sort
of medical bag instead of a ziplo, not.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
A ziplock, and it seemed to be the same size
as a ziplock that was like harder plastic with a
zipper that sip meds on it and cute writing. So
I thought maybe she would use it.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
So before I get into that, because I'm wondering if
she actually is going to use.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
It, I'm fucking dying to know, because.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
We all know gifts with Sky don't go over well.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Better a piece of article of clothing she'll never use it,
which she doesn't warn The aquarium hoodie I got.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Excuse me that my picture in.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Organ the organ the organ hoodie, I got her it might.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
My post I did yesterday picture I'm winning it, thanks
for paying attention, or I don't see the coastal organ vibes.
I don't see it.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
What is there a coffeember?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
He went over the there's there in a coffee warm.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
No plug in the whole studio.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Correct, And I enjoy lukewarm coffee. So but well we'll
see what that coffee.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay? So who got you a new purse? Well, because
I know you didn't buy it for yourself, of course, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
So my family, of course they never know what to
buy me. And so it was getting close to.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
When you say my family, Yeah, are your your husband
and daughter?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah, that's my cousin. Those are the only people in
my life. My family, my husband and my daughter. They
of course ask like just blatantly that you know, unlike Eddie,
who will, like, you know, write things down and keep
track of ideas through the years. No, it's like three
weeks out from Christmas and they're like, what do you need?
What do you want? And I happened to have just
sat the purse down that Eddie got me a decade prior,

(05:49):
and I was like, well, I love this purse, but
the handle is finally starting to pray it may have
run its course. And then didn't hear anything of it,
and next thing, you know, Christmas more arming, I have
a pretty substantial sized gift under the tree, and I
forgot I mentioned the purse. So I'm like, what, what
the hell? Because normally I just get like socks and leggings. Right,

(06:10):
So I'm like, what could this be? And I open
it up and they have got me a new smaller
Michael course person. Okay, bitch, fancy fat.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's a little smaller than the other one. Right.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh the other one was like I really was big.
It was big, and that's why I loved it. I
could throw everything in there.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
You know, we know we saw okay, yeah, basebre trying
to hold Harper one. Okay, it's nice looking, thank you,
it's neutral colors.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Got your Michael course too.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yes, that's why they probably because they don't know they
that's all they know.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
What do they know about by person?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
You'd be a coach chicken? Yeah? What's up?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
So the question now really is, well, okay, you had
to clean out the old purse and put things into
the new purse. So what made it into the new purse?
Did you actually put your medical stuff in the gift
that Emily gave you, which I thought was a very great.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Gift, great gift. It's surprising from Emily.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
You.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
So I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, I have no idea either, but I'm leaning towards
nod open it with the mug warmer thing and the
coffee warmer thing.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm like, this is funny.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's hard to change. Guy.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
You got to get her like yeah, like I said,
clothing that's like torn apart, that looks like good will.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, go to good Will and get her stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
You can find some fines there, but no, so here
we go. I cleaned it out, and I was under
strict orders from my daughter and my husband. No more ziplockbacks.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh, no more.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
But you don't listen to anybody, that's true.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
But they were standing right there. Huh.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, good.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I couldn't get good, so we kick it off. Is
that it the medical bag? That's one of the bags
inside the bags of I got her?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
So a little pill on it?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, that's thirteen years old?

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah for uggies?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Is that for your barbie? Yeah? Is that so?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I couldn't look dumber?

Speaker 4 (08:13):
She even got me this legit. Oh okay, look at
all the pills. Look at all the pills, you guys,
how do you know what's what? Uh, well, so I'm
getting confusing, but most of them, I know what's you
know what?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I know this chick has a label maker up, I
just got so this is that might help.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Honestly, the other med bag she gave me too. The
other one was a little too big for this purse.
Probably would have worked in the other pressure. But this
is perfect. This has all the mets.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Bro I don't I don't need I would use her
label maker to put on it. Not for a child.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
It does.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's uh, you knew it couldn't have gone that three.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
I think there was that the pill thing and then
the bigger one. But at least there's two that made
it in okay so far. Yeah, now you talked about
purses inside of purses. I tried to get rid of
the person inside the purse because this, uh purse came
with its own little wallet.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Oh and that's what we like doing that because then
you go to the store.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, and I'm like, perfect, I could just leave my
purse in the car run in the store. But then
the first time I went to do that, I'm like, oh,
and then I need my car keys, and then I
need my cell phone. So now I'm running into the
store like this, which makes no sense. So went back
to the tiny purse in the purse.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's like a cross body bag that's in the purse. Yes,
And now you're putting the purse within the purse in
the other purse.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
So now you're like three purses in one place.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
It's like purse inception.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Okay, okay, okay, So top is spinning.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
I wanted to get rid of it, but I couldn't.
You guys, I couldn't. I got my weird oversized sunglasses
that are totally out of style, and I've had a shirt.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
When she says oversized, she means normal size.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Her heads so small again, they're not at all.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Nineteen ninety nine. You don't wear those are my only
pair of Those are my only pair of glasses. I'm
wearing it.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
She got them on the set of Cruel Intentions. You
got them in New York.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
We go to New York and it's a sunglasses outside
the statue a little and that's where they look like.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
You got them either that are like a seven eleven.
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I still see con air on the side. I still
have my dream that it doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
My dreams, all my dreams. Got another wallet.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Okay, this is so stupid.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
So this is the wallet for all the extras that
So you need a gift card. You need a random
loyalty club card. Buy one, get one, peb ice cream.
I'm almost a free ice cream.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Why can't I go in the other stuff?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Because this is the quick run into the store purse.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
You have a gift card.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
No, this too much, too much, So that's its own
separate wall.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Bring into the store.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I got some notes. You guys have some accounting issues
that I gotta deal with.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Don't the camera?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Well, flowers, these are just numbers tissues. We always need those.
I think there's also some in the med bag.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
To do you need so many tissues?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
You guys?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
What the hell is that a sewing kit?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
What is that? You guys? This is the tech bag.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, so we got rid of the ziplock. Got rid
of the ziplock, and now this is like, can you
make that noise?

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Look at all that tech in there? So many chargers
and headphone you could have got a smaller bag to
put I found that when I was cleaning my closet.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
So why do you need all that?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Why do you need all use your phone, so you
never probably out of battery.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
You don't know, bro, plane goes down, you.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Bring I get that.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
If a plane went down, what are you gonna pluck
something into it?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
No?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
I got my charger in here, my charge bank, so
that's good. And then I got my hair pods.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Please listen what I understand. If you're going on a trip,
you have that in your purse. Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I still don't think you need all that, but okay,
but that's in your bag every day. Why what you
don't You don't charge your phone. I've never once seen
you charge your phone here at work in twenty six years, right,
so why.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Do you need it? Maybe one night? My phone doesn't
charge overnight. One night I go anywhere you go home
after this.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
And somebody here will have a charger.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
That's risky, brokay keep wondering.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Even if they have a charger, there's no plugs and outlets.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Break points.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
So true, and the rest of you guys is just nickknacks.
I got gumnas, I got my touch Land, I got
a pen, some tampons. I don't know if we're named
them anymore. A little chaps stick couldn't get rid of
the dental floss. My daughter tried to claim I don't
need dental floss in my purse, and I told her

(13:06):
she's crazy. Of course I need dental floss. Tested out
some lotions to try and not get smelly ones for
Eddie m Man. That's about it, guys, look at that.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Let's not it's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Christina and that are still so ridiculous. No, I'm nailing this.
Twenty twenty six is fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't agree.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
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