January 6, 2026 • 9 mins
Thor's birthday always falls during our Christmas break. Becasue of that, we bring him his birthday gifts after we get back from the break so he doesn't have to combine Christmas and his birthday. Well... it seems that one of us may have accidentally forgotten his birthday and didn't bring him a gift...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Well this is going to be uncomfortable. Well,
it doesn't evolve us, guys, so we should be chilling him.
Thor's birthday was a week ago. It was New Year's Eve,
which is always bullshit. It screws us every year because
we're not with the guy for his birthday, and so
(00:23):
it's tricky when it comes to his birthday of do
you give him his birthday present before we go on
Christmas break or wait till after. Well, I've always kind
of thought, well, he's getting all these Christmas presents, you
probably would want to wait to get your birthday present
so you have something to kind of look forward to.
That's always been my thought. And so yesterday was the
(00:44):
first day we were back. Did he get his presence
from us? Well? Not really. We ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yet completely uncensored and being filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The show's after show starts. Now, Well, I can say
one of us came through with Thor's birthday present. And
you probably, if you know the show, or assuming that's
me because I missed the present. Ku, Yeah, it turns
out it wasn't me.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I was blown away.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well, here's the I've had Thor's present for over a month.
I mean I've had it for a long time, and
so it's wrapped, ready to go, sitting on my counter. Well,
first day back, that alarm hit real bad. I mean,
it was not fun when that alarm went off. And
so I'm in a fog leaving for work yesterday, walked out,
(01:48):
left the present behind, pissed. That's not a me move. Okay,
be better, Eddie, don't do that. Was pissed at myself
all day yesterday. So I immediately came in told Thor, hey, dude, sorry,
I got your birthday present, you know, but I'll bring
it tomorrow. No big deal. He doesn't care, h And
so it was what it was, uh sky. Then at
the end, No, there was no talk about anything birthday
(02:11):
related in the entire show. It was kind of weird,
but I mean I had the conversation with him already,
so I felt okay.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
About it, and in my mind it was like, we're
just doing what we always do and we haven't spoke
about it. And as soon as we finished the show,
then the Thor birthday gifts will be here.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And that's not entirely true because when it's one of
our birthdays. The party planning committee hangs decorations, there's talk
of birthdays, but the door doesn't get that right, that's
my point.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, So that's why when I when there was no
talk of birthdays, it's really fucked up.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I screams, birthday decorations. He would love it.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
It's really fucked up.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Even though like somebody wouldn't love it's.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Crazy because like the two of you will get something
on your birthday for decorations and and Emily. Yeah, but
when I come in here.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But it's it's a week past your birthday. Would you
want my birthday? Do you want it?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Do I get presents that week?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No? No? No? Do you want decorations on Monday?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I shouldn't have to say anything. It's so because nobody
else says anything.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
But our birthdays fall when we're here at work. Yours doesn't,
so I doesn't. No, no, no, you're you're you're getting
that way too defensive.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I think that's up for you guys to decide.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I don't know if you'd want it, though, that's my question.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Here's what I was gonna say about that before you
asked him, is he's not birthday joy guy? He's not
joy guy. But but you always do that stuff anyway.
If you're doing it for one person on the show,
we do it for everybody on the show, whether we
think he'd like.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm not a birthday diva and I don't celebrate my
birthday for a week month.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I think that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You were just born. I don't think there's anything but
but it is nice when everyone else gets it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Is your wife set up decorations at home.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
For my wife didn't buy me a gift this year,
But I didn't realize, Holy ship, that's another level.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Later Emily and not looking so bad anymore.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Okay, so yeah, so okay, I didn't think so and
then I and then I brought my presence out and
that's when I heard about Eddie and I was like,
that's so unlike Eddie.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I I forgetting a gift like that, not the end
of the world.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah yeah, so yeah, I knew you wouldn't care one
way or the other. It's not that big. Really just
have to wait another day. So yeah, what what what
ended up happening was, you know, we're sitting here getting
ready to you know, record the podcast. Sky comes prancing
in here with a giant gift. It was. It was
a little much, it was a little nice, it was
(04:53):
a little and she's you know what, she says this,
She goes, are we doing this?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm because there had been no talk.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I hadn't seen any presents.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So I was doing that. Where's every.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Sky well and to your point of forgetting the president, Eddie,
I was so worried about it, and I knew there
was such a high probability that I put it in
the car the night before because I'm like, we're gonna
be so.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Something that first that was my plan, but then I
got nervous. I don't want it to get stolen, like
if for some because my my car is gonna get
broken into what high traffic area and I don't I
don't want to get stolen out of my car. That
was my thought, and so I didn't do it, and
then it fucked me. So whatever, So so Sky ruins everything,
she comes in with her present, gives it to thor
(05:45):
she got her crazy. I was like, this is bullshit.
She was rubbing it in me and Emily.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Shady gift card, really cool matching T shirt with my
son and then awesome Giants blanket.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It was a whole hole. She knows.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
She knows I'm not gonna gang anything from anybody else
really in my life, so she tries to make me
feel better.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
What does that say?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
First of all, don't don't don't. Don't you dare say
that it's about me, because let's not forget that you
forgot my birthday present. For over a week you kept saying,
I just meant in general, no, I take care of
you if you're you do Okay, So I forgot it.
I felt like.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Crap and I didn't care. It's terrible anything.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But then Emily then chimes in.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, there's a little shipping issue gift.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I wait time before Emily says anything. Let me just
say this. My son was born on November third. Okay, okay, Emily,
when's your birthday? November fifteenth. I got Emily a gift
while my son was WOW in delivery while he was
an infant, and made sure she still got a gift.
And you just parted and I was on paternityly Wow
(07:00):
delivery room, your ordering gift about the giants while he
was in the delivery room, he was giants are way
more important than Wow. Just to just to let your
reading out my son was born, and I still was like,
I got gift, how do you do it?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Believe I was thoughtful of you.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I ordered it a couple of days before your.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Birthday, and I but we have all this time until
we go back to work. And it was supposed to
be on time. It was supposed to get here on Sunday.
It didn't get here on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Shocker. During the holidays.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, I thought this was a thoughtful gift, and I'm
excited about the gift.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
So that was it?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Was it as thoughtful as last year's Tommy DeVito Tommy
cutlet shirt again didn't arrive on time that you had
to bring to him later that thor hated. Is it
that thoughtfulful?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I thought that was silly.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I didn't. I was gonna hate the I and then
all of a sudden, you remember that I do.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Unfortunately, okay, I unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It was such a shitty gift that the place where
you bought it from didn't even want it back. They
literally said just keep it.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
They said keep it.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
That's how they actually, we're not going to ship it back.
So it got again another thing you ordered that didn't
arrive in time. I'm just pointing it out. Yes, that
that that did happen, so thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Get home yesterday, yesterday, waiting for it in the mail
I started tracking it. It says it's in the mesa.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, it's going to take a little while, take a
little while.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And that's when it's not. It hasn't arrived yet. It's
dark out. I finished dinner, I'm in my PJ, showered up,
and I go to sleep. And the thing that hasn't
arrived yet. Oh no, I guess it arrived overnight. So
it was in my mailbox when I walked out the
door this morning. But it was four thirty in the morning.
I didn't check my tracking because I was I was
(08:57):
in haze and I didn't think about it.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
My wife was went through postpartum pre clamsy and I
was still able to remember Emily and thinking of Emily
and get her gift. My wife was on twenty five
magnesium drip.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It was really mad.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
The roof, but I was still able to get Emily
her gift for her birthday.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I brought Thor's gift today just so everybody knows. I
remembered it took care of business. Yes, oh what is it?
I think it's he.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Oh he bought me College Football twenty six video game.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh really nice, great gifts, really nice.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Rag actually just started playing that with a buddy of mine.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
To boom break gift.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay, you're saying that about yourself and you not.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Okay, arrived plenty of times. Well guess okay.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
He's got to get my gift tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
He's gotta love it. Is it preclamsy
All right, Well this is going to be uncomfortable. Well,
it doesn't evolve us, guys, so we should be chilling him.
Thor's birthday was a week ago. It was New Year's Eve,
which is always bullshit. It screws us every year because
we're not with the guy for his birthday, and so
(00:23):
it's tricky when it comes to his birthday of do
you give him his birthday present before we go on
Christmas break or wait till after. Well, I've always kind
of thought, well, he's getting all these Christmas presents, you
probably would want to wait to get your birthday present
so you have something to kind of look forward to.
That's always been my thought. And so yesterday was the
(00:44):
first day we were back. Did he get his presence
from us? Well? Not really. We ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yet completely uncensored and being filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The show's after show starts. Now, Well, I can say
one of us came through with Thor's birthday present. And
you probably, if you know the show, or assuming that's
me because I missed the present. Ku, Yeah, it turns
out it wasn't me.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I was blown away.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well, here's the I've had Thor's present for over a month.
I mean I've had it for a long time, and
so it's wrapped, ready to go, sitting on my counter. Well,
first day back, that alarm hit real bad. I mean,
it was not fun when that alarm went off. And
so I'm in a fog leaving for work yesterday, walked out,
(01:48):
left the present behind, pissed. That's not a me move. Okay,
be better, Eddie, don't do that. Was pissed at myself
all day yesterday. So I immediately came in told Thor, hey, dude, sorry,
I got your birthday present, you know, but I'll bring
it tomorrow. No big deal. He doesn't care, h And
so it was what it was, uh sky. Then at
the end, No, there was no talk about anything birthday
(02:11):
related in the entire show. It was kind of weird,
but I mean I had the conversation with him already,
so I felt okay.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
About it, and in my mind it was like, we're
just doing what we always do and we haven't spoke
about it. And as soon as we finished the show,
then the Thor birthday gifts will be here.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And that's not entirely true because when it's one of
our birthdays. The party planning committee hangs decorations, there's talk
of birthdays, but the door doesn't get that right, that's
my point.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, So that's why when I when there was no
talk of birthdays, it's really fucked up.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I screams, birthday decorations. He would love it.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
It's really fucked up.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Even though like somebody wouldn't love it's.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Crazy because like the two of you will get something
on your birthday for decorations and and Emily. Yeah, but
when I come in here.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But it's it's a week past your birthday. Would you
want my birthday? Do you want it?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Do I get presents that week?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No? No? No? Do you want decorations on Monday?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I shouldn't have to say anything. It's so because nobody
else says anything.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
But our birthdays fall when we're here at work. Yours doesn't,
so I doesn't. No, no, no, you're you're you're getting
that way too defensive.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I think that's up for you guys to decide.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I don't know if you'd want it, though, that's my question.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Here's what I was gonna say about that before you
asked him, is he's not birthday joy guy? He's not
joy guy. But but you always do that stuff anyway.
If you're doing it for one person on the show,
we do it for everybody on the show, whether we
think he'd like.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm not a birthday diva and I don't celebrate my
birthday for a week month.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I think that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You were just born. I don't think there's anything but
but it is nice when everyone else gets it.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Is your wife set up decorations at home.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
For my wife didn't buy me a gift this year,
But I didn't realize, Holy ship, that's another level.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Later Emily and not looking so bad anymore.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Okay, so yeah, so okay, I didn't think so and
then I and then I brought my presence out and
that's when I heard about Eddie and I was like,
that's so unlike Eddie.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I I forgetting a gift like that, not the end
of the world.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah yeah, so yeah, I knew you wouldn't care one
way or the other. It's not that big. Really just
have to wait another day. So yeah, what what what
ended up happening was, you know, we're sitting here getting
ready to you know, record the podcast. Sky comes prancing
in here with a giant gift. It was. It was
a little much, it was a little nice, it was
(04:53):
a little and she's you know what, she says this,
She goes, are we doing this?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm because there had been no talk.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I hadn't seen any presents.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So I was doing that. Where's every.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Sky well and to your point of forgetting the president, Eddie,
I was so worried about it, and I knew there
was such a high probability that I put it in
the car the night before because I'm like, we're gonna
be so.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Something that first that was my plan, but then I
got nervous. I don't want it to get stolen, like
if for some because my my car is gonna get
broken into what high traffic area and I don't I
don't want to get stolen out of my car. That
was my thought, and so I didn't do it, and
then it fucked me. So whatever, So so Sky ruins everything,
she comes in with her present, gives it to thor
(05:45):
she got her crazy. I was like, this is bullshit.
She was rubbing it in me and Emily.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Shady gift card, really cool matching T shirt with my
son and then awesome Giants blanket.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It was a whole hole. She knows.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
She knows I'm not gonna gang anything from anybody else
really in my life, so she tries to make me
feel better.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
What does that say?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
First of all, don't don't don't. Don't you dare say
that it's about me, because let's not forget that you
forgot my birthday present. For over a week you kept saying,
I just meant in general, no, I take care of
you if you're you do Okay, So I forgot it.
I felt like.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Crap and I didn't care. It's terrible anything.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But then Emily then chimes in.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, there's a little shipping issue gift.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I wait time before Emily says anything. Let me just
say this. My son was born on November third. Okay, okay, Emily,
when's your birthday? November fifteenth. I got Emily a gift
while my son was WOW in delivery while he was
an infant, and made sure she still got a gift.
And you just parted and I was on paternityly Wow
(07:00):
delivery room, your ordering gift about the giants while he
was in the delivery room, he was giants are way
more important than Wow. Just to just to let your
reading out my son was born, and I still was like,
I got gift, how do you do it?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Believe I was thoughtful of you.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I ordered it a couple of days before your.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Birthday, and I but we have all this time until
we go back to work. And it was supposed to
be on time. It was supposed to get here on Sunday.
It didn't get here on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Shocker. During the holidays.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, I thought this was a thoughtful gift, and I'm
excited about the gift.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
So that was it?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Was it as thoughtful as last year's Tommy DeVito Tommy
cutlet shirt again didn't arrive on time that you had
to bring to him later that thor hated. Is it
that thoughtfulful?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I thought that was silly.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I didn't. I was gonna hate the I and then
all of a sudden, you remember that I do.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Unfortunately, okay, I unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It was such a shitty gift that the place where
you bought it from didn't even want it back. They
literally said just keep it.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
They said keep it.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
That's how they actually, we're not going to ship it back.
So it got again another thing you ordered that didn't
arrive in time. I'm just pointing it out. Yes, that
that that did happen, so thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Get home yesterday, yesterday, waiting for it in the mail
I started tracking it. It says it's in the mesa.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, it's going to take a little while, take a
little while.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And that's when it's not. It hasn't arrived yet. It's
dark out. I finished dinner, I'm in my PJ, showered up,
and I go to sleep. And the thing that hasn't
arrived yet. Oh no, I guess it arrived overnight. So
it was in my mailbox when I walked out the
door this morning. But it was four thirty in the morning.
I didn't check my tracking because I was I was
(08:57):
in haze and I didn't think about it.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
My wife was went through postpartum pre clamsy and I
was still able to remember Emily and thinking of Emily
and get her gift. My wife was on twenty five
magnesium drip.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It was really mad.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
The roof, but I was still able to get Emily
her gift for her birthday.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I brought Thor's gift today just so everybody knows. I
remembered it took care of business. Yes, oh what is it?
I think it's he.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Oh he bought me College Football twenty six video game.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh really nice, great gifts, really nice.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Rag actually just started playing that with a buddy of mine.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
To boom break gift.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay, you're saying that about yourself and you not.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Okay, arrived plenty of times. Well guess okay.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
He's got to get my gift tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
He's gotta love it. Is it preclamsy
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