January 7, 2025 • 20 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky tells us how she didn't even question a stupid idea that her husband proposed after stepping in dog poop and left the room baffled
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
So we have heard how many times Sky and her
husband the Boo they look at the world differently, you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Know, great way to put it.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Whenever we hear some of their thoughts on things, it's
always stunning. It's always like what the hell? And then
Sky will say it and we look at her like
she's a psychopath, and it's like, I don't know. It
doesn't register what's going on. I don't know what is
happening over there.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Something went down a couple of days ago with Sky
and her husband, and you won't believe it. I'll be
honest with you. You're gonna hear this story and go
they're fucking bonkers.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's time for the podcast over.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part the.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Shows after show starts. Now no stop that.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You realize what is this happened? To say Emily, And
she told Robert, oh, this just happened to me, And
Robert suggested what the Booth suggested. Emily would laugh him
out of the house, probably call him a lot of
horrific names, fuck yeah, and just be like, you're a
fucking idiot. Go away. My go to lately has been
(01:27):
are you insane?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
What the fuck are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, watch on TV? Are you insane?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
What the fuck are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
There's there's a lot of that happening. This the fact
that you just go along with some of these things,
or or you suggest some of these things. It's just
it's out of control. Yes, like your bonkers level is
on an all time high ring.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Like I'm starting to feel right now because I didn't
realize this was bunkers until about two minutes ago when
I announced what happened to the room. And I'm starting
to feel like I'm four. When Haley told him to
put that weird cream on his penis and he just
went ahead and did it without asking questions?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Is that like this? Like I should have asked questions?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Few things going on, I should have dug it.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Does that from time to time. He trusts Hailey a
little too much medical about medical stuff and stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah, that yogurt this morning, I'm already how you feel, Emily?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
And my wife Emily told me I left I forgot
to bring the yogurt to the uh refrigerator, so I
left it out for like three hours and my wife
told me you could ate it's and I was like,
all right, and then.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You can.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
And then I was like okay, and weird you call
me a idiot. And then I said to Emily, what
do you think because Eddie, you know, I'm not getting
a straight answer at Eddie, whether it's right or wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So I said, you know you.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Have a phobia of meeting sick to your stomach, so he'll.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Just as he took his first bight, I looked at
him like, oh.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
See, so I asked Emily, and Emily was like, yeah,
you're fine, you're talking talking.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
He hears.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Really does, and I've like actually come to realize that's
like he actually that's how.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It sounds to him, you know what I mean? Does
everybody are always horrific? Yes? He hates us. Why would you?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Why would you not?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Younger? I don't get.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It for some reason, though, always asked me text.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Because you have all the weekend, because when my wife,
when my wife, when my wife isn't available. I trust
Emily with what because.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
She's so stomach though literally she'll leave milk on the counter.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
For But to that point, though she doesn't want me,
she doesn't want to be the reason if something happens
to me, I'll blame her, so she'll be extra causius
because she doesn't want to be at fault.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, yeah, so you you do trust your wife a
little too much when it comes to certain things. Emily
also doesn't see herself like the rest of the world
sees herself. So like when we point things out to her,
like Emily, that's crazy, she's like, what I didn't think
of it was crazy until right now. And you're like, what,
how could you not? I mean the world sees you
as crazy.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Well, first she gets defensive, then she puts up an
Instagram pull about it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I mean, she'll don't use top sheets. You guys are
act like everybody that's not.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, Like milk, what's in a while at dinner?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That's not that fucking milk.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
It's a big business for a reason.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I mean, was a bad idea. Oh yeah that So
Emily definitely does not think she's crazy until we point
out she's crazy. So that's where you're at in this situation.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
What's happening.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You did something very crazy, we all reacted, and you
got the light bulb that went off of like, oh
she and I'm crazy. Yeah, that's what happened. That is
there is a few things going on here.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yes, yes, that definitely did happen just a few minutes ago.
So here's what happened that I didn't think was too crazy,
but clearly I should have.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm not going to say it's crazy. It's psychotic.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yes, it's the highest level of that psych which I
think is psychotic.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, it's it's so insane that you didn't question this
and just went along with why you're like what when
you hear like, you're fucking so stupid? Yeah, we're really
really lazy. Some there's something. There's something up.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
So for the record, you know how we just talked
about how four has his thing with food being bad
and getting stomach sick, like it's he's on high alert
about it because.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Last time I had food poisoning or threw up, I
lost my voice for like four days and my dog died.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It was I don't think they were I don't know.
I was throwing up. The lost like eight pounds. Remember
I lost like eight pounds.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
It was so bad I was I've never been more
sick from food poisoning, and I'm terrified now if throwing
up are getting sick or eating certain things. And the
fact that to me, the greatest streak of all time
is Eddie's throw up streak.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Better than the Undertaker taker streak.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
In yes, yes, it's better than Taker streak streak anyway,
it's better than DiMaggio's streak.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's better than ripken streak.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
It's the greatest streak of all.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
To that, you just to do it, my wife is
you can't, my wife.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
My wife's brought up the neuro virus is going around
San Diego like a real bit. Why would you bring
it up to me? Yeah, I've been washing my hands
and not touching my face virus. He wouldn't throw up, apparently.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I've had the flu many times over the years. Never
thrown up. Wow, I don't throw I refuse to. I'll
get naus, but I won't throw it.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
The day I get that text it's over will be
the saddest.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Date streak that they never come breaks over.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Well, so you know how the words like super weird
about that and you can Yeah, you cannot talk him
out of it, like once it's in his head, it's
in his head. My husband is the exact same way
with smells. So like our house he thinks it smells
of like construction. So anytime we go anywhere, and like
we were just in Oregon for a couple of days.
(07:24):
We come back, he's always like looking around the house
as soon as he walks in, and I already see
the wheels turning. I mean, we've bought like air sensors
to test the air to make sure they're not toxic.
But he thinks there's some weird smell.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Would it be gas or no?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Like I think he.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Thinks it's like stain that was used on a wood
and it's like never dried properly.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And I mean, now you don't think it's dried now, No.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
He doesn't. He doesn't.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
He thinks it's still tacky and it shouldn't have been
used inside and it's meant for outside only. And so anyway,
he'll do this with meat if he Like the other
day he was unpacking the groceries.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I went to the grocery store. He's unpacking it.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
He gets us, he goes, I think the turkey smells weird,
And I go, no, it's fine that I.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Get and he'll lose it.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
But that's but the but the wood thing, it's just
gonna dry for four years, So anything.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
That has a smell to it, once it's in his head,
he's fucking done.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
So he won't eat that turkey.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
No, he will not eat that turkey. We had to
get rid of the turkey.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Even you're fine with it ease, but it's brand new.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I don't know what to do with it. Just a
whole thing. A turkey to my dome, Like.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yes, you do have some of it?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You could you can have a couple of slices. You're
telling me that you can't eat some of the turkey.
I what do single people do, skuy?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
No, I mean I like, could I get what you mean?
I could cook some of it put the rest away later.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You said, the whole turkey to dome.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, well no, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I'm being dramatic, but I it just he would like
be staying at me the whole time and they happen.
But I just don't even want to fud it. Had
this It had the sale by date of that day
on it, and he pointed that out to me after
he sniffed it.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
He was done. He was done. I knew if I
cooked it would make comments to the point it was.
It was super wasteful bring next time a smelly didn't
smell it didn't and it said that day.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I don't know, but again the boo got in my
head and I knew that I was done with it
because he wouldn't let it go. So this brings us
to what happened the other day. We got a brand
new bird feeder in our front courtyard. My daughter's really
into taking pictures of birds right now, so for Christmas
we got one of those ones, got a little camera
in it, motion motion activated, the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Great.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
So we're checking on it because it's not getting birds
visiting it the way we want, so you know, we're
trying to adjust.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
That way we want.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, well, I'd like to see a bird too. I'm
not right.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Has your husband become an expert on how to get
birds to the bird feeder because that's coming.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
A Yeah, I'm watching YouTube videos. We really need to
do this out, yeah, bey hawk. Yeah, we need to
angle it more towards the bird fence.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
No, we did see a falcon the other day and
I called it a hawk and then he said it
was a falcon and I want to punch him in face.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
That turns out he.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Was right, but anyway you want to punch.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Before I knew he was right, I'm like, you don't
know that's a falcon. Oh my god, he's like the tail,
it's clearly.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
But anyway, so birds, big talk. It's it's in our
front little courtyard. But the front courtyard is also kind
of the dog space where you know, we leave the
door open. They can go in and out as they please,
and you know all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
So, uh, I'm out there.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
We're walking over and with my frizzy hair, no bron pajamas.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
You know, you don't even have to say that anymore
because we know that's how you always.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Are for new listeners, for new listeners. That's my home uniform, if.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You did not know.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
And so I'm I'm going over to the bird feed her.
And that's when I realize I have stepped in a
massive pile of dog shit.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
It's dog shit, and that lady, okay.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
We have locked against She's still from According to the
next door app, she does pop up every now and again.
Are you sure I believe so, because her pile would
be a lot bigger.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
At least it was just.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
A massive pile.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Well yeah, massive for you know, a little dog, not
not massive for a human. And so I step in
it and I am wearing You guys got to experience
these at the end of twenty twenty four my knockoff
ug slippers.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
So so they got the tread on the bottom. The
bottom's rubber, but yeah, but then the top is fabric
and then they're the kind that has like the fuzzy
part that goes around.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Right.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
So I step in this ship and I'm mad. First off,
it's a scene because I fucking hop back to the
house on one foot, because you got ship foot. You know,
I don't know why. I think it's gonna make it
worse to like walk on it. So I hop back
to the.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
HoTT You just take the slipper off and hold it
in your hand and walk back with one yeah, or
immediately rub it off something to get some of it off.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Because I'm standing in Our courtyard is all rocks.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Our courtyard is full of rocks. We actually got these
rocks shipped in from Arizona.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Actually humans that lay down on the ground.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
There's no humans, just rocks. And it's where the dogs
go pee and pooh all the time. Yeah, it's like
pebbles it's like like like all like pebbles because we
did tan bark at first, and then they started eating it.
So eventually we're gonna landscape.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Are you pinched that.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Your servants didn't pick up the ship? They almost loved it.
Finally scared to go to get they know what happens? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
So as I'm hopping back to the house, my husband
notices the scene going on and he comes up, because
what are you doing? What's going on? I got I
just stepped and shit. And by this time I've made
it to the concrete.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Is there shit just all over your yard?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
There was maybe like three piles that hadn't picked up,
but one just happened to be right below the bird
fucking feeder.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And I didn't. I didn't see it. Yeah, I was
so mad.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
And so was it a big pile of shit?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Your dogs aren't huge, right.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
No, they're like twenty pounders, but I mean it was it?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah? It was yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
So I get to the concrete, I hop over there
and that's when I finally, can you know, look at
what's going on here?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
And I'm like great, So I put it down.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I go in and get my usual dog picking up
a tire of plastic gloves, food handler gloves and a bag.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I go around the courtyard the bag. Why do you
need the gloves to pick up multiple poops?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
So I go out, I pick up the poops that
are on the ground, so this disaster doesn't happen again.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Why didn't he go pick up the ship?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Sorry, so he hasn't seen me yet.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
So I'm now one shoe picking up ship, hopping picking
up ship, and the other the ship shoe is sitting
there on the concrete. And then after I'm done, I
got my glove hands on, I'm gonna I'm gonna tackle this.
I Am going to clean the big chunks out of
the traction with your hands, gloves on. So just picked
up ship, What are you going to use the hose?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, I don't human fabric on the bottom.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Of it, but it's gonna like spray all over it.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
It's gonna be weird.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What's weird about that?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You wash clothes that's fabric.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Well yeah, but these these slippers like.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
If you they like you see those like drops like, well.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Drop, but if it's on the bottom, so anyway.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Gloves on, I would probably use my hand to scrape off.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
So I'm putting it at the first going to be
the first step.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Just take and just take, just spray a thing I
get and then get like a stick or like an
old shitty knife that you don't use for food.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, I use like to get through the creases.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
You have a knife that you don't use for food?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, oh you keep a random knife around?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, like a.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Like a pair of scissors and you just the crevice
of the scissors, and we have more than one pair
of scissors.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Is wasteful for scissors.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So I don't agree with on this one. I think
a stick is just is good enough.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Saying you don't have a sticker doesn't stick. Who doesn't have.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
A stick?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
So well, okay, so I'm not thinking straight guys.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
So I need a corn dog real quick, and then
I have to stick I was I.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Swear I couldn't get over because popsicle stick.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Is the ideal tool problem, So I didn't consider eating
a popsicle. Sorry guy.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
So I'm cleaning the ship with my hands, and then
I don't know where I'm going next, but I do know.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
What it's No.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Well, again, this is all madness to me, So you're
just doing it back right on the pebbles.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yes, And so my my second thought, well, no, I'm
taking the poop clumps and putting them in the poop bag,
so they're not just it's a good and in fact
it's in and the tread on these.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It can't be that much.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
And so I my next step is going to involve water,
but I haven't played it out yet. I don't know
if it was going to be a wet paper towel
or maybe I was going to try the hose, but
we don't have one of those little sprayer things, so
it would have been tough.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
You don't have a hose, not not the gun sprayer
that gives you the pressure.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
No, it broke. It broke and paper towels. So that's
where I'm going to go next.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
But again, this is when the boo gets involved in
the situation and he looks at me. He goes, once
you get ship into your shoe like that, it's never
coming out. He goes, that shoe is always gonna smell
like shit. You're always gonna think shit still on that shoe?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
What?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
And then he goes, are those real uggs? And I
said No, they're like knockoffs. Got them on Amazon for
I don't know, like twenty.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Bucks or whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
There are more than twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
I don't know how much they were there for a
couple of you, but they're but they're like the knockoff
cheapy ones.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
They knock off.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Well, because I wish you wouldn't have told me that,
because that's when he goes those shoes are done.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
He goes, they're done, and.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I mean, they're done, and he goes wash them.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Off, throw them in the bag with the poop, throw
them in the garbage, and then go on Amazon and
order a new pair. And this is the point where
the room freaked out because for some reason I didn't
fucking question it and.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Just threw away your shoes because you stepped in ship.
Yes you don't. Nothing in your brain says that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Well, no, now that you guys are like talking me.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Through that time, at the moment you didn't go, well,
that's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I think there was a tinge of that.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
But what the bigger thought in my head is is
if the boo thinks these shoes smell like shit, he's
always whether they do or not, he's always any time
I wear them, he's.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Gonna be like, do you smell that? Do you smell that?
Did you? Is there some shit on those shoes?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Like I'd never hear the end of it, and then
it would get in my head thinking that it's shit,
and so like literally he convinced me that if you
get that much shit jammed up in the treads, you
just need some shoes.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
That's not the way it is. And A plus, it
dries and then it ends up like coming off like
it's you.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Get it all though you can get it all.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
You can get you can get it all, you clean
it all.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
So let me ask you, if you have a brand
new pair of shoes and you step in shit, you're
gonna throw those away? They're never it's never gonna go away,
remember the boo will you would throw away shoes?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Probably?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I mean, guy doesn't wear expensive shoes, so it's kind
of you know, but if yeah, but his you know,
normal new balances or whatever guy's wearing, you know, his
sketcher knockoffs.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Weird? He went, don't sketch knockoffs?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, not even real sketch. Probably will do something like that. Yeah,
I think he does it's not like real laces. It's
like but anyway, he doesn't shoes, well, no he does,
but I think they're like getting very My dad is
seventy six, easy to slip on and off. So Eddie,
(19:31):
you got me there.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
If they were like nice shoes and they were new
shoes and there wasn't a big tread issue.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
What does that tread issue?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Because shoes have tread well shoes.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
I stepped in ship because I have two dogs and
these shoes clean.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Do you see any do you see any ship less
step is the worst.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I see little marks. I don't know they could be
that's a pebble. Yeah, okay, that's difficult.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
It wasn't gonna throw these away. Yeah, I was like
just I was like, I'm son of a bitch, and
I put him down. I grabbed the hose. I spray
him with the hose. I let him dry.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
My coffers can go in the washer like that's I
didn't put.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Him in the I wasn't gonna.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Put the water. Fine, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
The only benefit is now this sky's not gonna wear
those slippers to work anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
I wanted to wear them today, but I'm like, I
don't have my ship shoes, so I guess.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I got ship anywhere. It's over.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, the boo's done. The boo is done. And then
after I threw.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Them away your yard.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Well, so after I throw away the shoes, he thought
he smelled ship in the house. He goes, are you
sure you didn't wear those in the house, And then
he was like gone for the rest of And I
didn't know.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
But it's in his head.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
It's like the thing what they were thinking is getting
food puts.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
My man needs a job.
So we have heard how many times Sky and her
husband the Boo they look at the world differently, you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Know, great way to put it.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Whenever we hear some of their thoughts on things, it's
always stunning. It's always like what the hell? And then
Sky will say it and we look at her like
she's a psychopath, and it's like, I don't know. It
doesn't register what's going on. I don't know what is
happening over there.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Something went down a couple of days ago with Sky
and her husband, and you won't believe it. I'll be
honest with you. You're gonna hear this story and go
they're fucking bonkers.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's time for the podcast over.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part the.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Shows after show starts. Now no stop that.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You realize what is this happened? To say Emily, And
she told Robert, oh, this just happened to me, And
Robert suggested what the Booth suggested. Emily would laugh him
out of the house, probably call him a lot of
horrific names, fuck yeah, and just be like, you're a
fucking idiot. Go away. My go to lately has been
(01:27):
are you insane?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
What the fuck are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, watch on TV? Are you insane?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
What the fuck are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
There's there's a lot of that happening. This the fact
that you just go along with some of these things,
or or you suggest some of these things. It's just
it's out of control. Yes, like your bonkers level is
on an all time high ring.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Like I'm starting to feel right now because I didn't
realize this was bunkers until about two minutes ago when
I announced what happened to the room. And I'm starting
to feel like I'm four. When Haley told him to
put that weird cream on his penis and he just
went ahead and did it without asking questions?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Is that like this? Like I should have asked questions?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Few things going on, I should have dug it.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Does that from time to time. He trusts Hailey a
little too much medical about medical stuff and stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah, that yogurt this morning, I'm already how you feel, Emily?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
And my wife Emily told me I left I forgot
to bring the yogurt to the uh refrigerator, so I
left it out for like three hours and my wife
told me you could ate it's and I was like,
all right, and then.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You can.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
And then I was like okay, and weird you call
me a idiot. And then I said to Emily, what
do you think because Eddie, you know, I'm not getting
a straight answer at Eddie, whether it's right or wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So I said, you know you.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Have a phobia of meeting sick to your stomach, so he'll.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Just as he took his first bight, I looked at
him like, oh.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
See, so I asked Emily, and Emily was like, yeah,
you're fine, you're talking talking.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
He hears.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Really does, and I've like actually come to realize that's
like he actually that's how.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It sounds to him, you know what I mean? Does
everybody are always horrific? Yes? He hates us. Why would you?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Why would you not?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Younger? I don't get.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
It for some reason, though, always asked me text.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Because you have all the weekend, because when my wife,
when my wife, when my wife isn't available. I trust
Emily with what because.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
She's so stomach though literally she'll leave milk on the counter.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
For But to that point, though she doesn't want me,
she doesn't want to be the reason if something happens
to me, I'll blame her, so she'll be extra causius
because she doesn't want to be at fault.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, yeah, so you you do trust your wife a
little too much when it comes to certain things. Emily
also doesn't see herself like the rest of the world
sees herself. So like when we point things out to her,
like Emily, that's crazy, she's like, what I didn't think
of it was crazy until right now. And you're like, what,
how could you not? I mean the world sees you
as crazy.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Well, first she gets defensive, then she puts up an
Instagram pull about it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I mean, she'll don't use top sheets. You guys are
act like everybody that's not.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, Like milk, what's in a while at dinner?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That's not that fucking milk.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
It's a big business for a reason.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I mean, was a bad idea. Oh yeah that So
Emily definitely does not think she's crazy until we point
out she's crazy. So that's where you're at in this situation.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
What's happening.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You did something very crazy, we all reacted, and you
got the light bulb that went off of like, oh
she and I'm crazy. Yeah, that's what happened. That is
there is a few things going on here.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yes, yes, that definitely did happen just a few minutes ago.
So here's what happened that I didn't think was too crazy,
but clearly I should have.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm not going to say it's crazy. It's psychotic.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yes, it's the highest level of that psych which I
think is psychotic.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, it's it's so insane that you didn't question this
and just went along with why you're like what when
you hear like, you're fucking so stupid? Yeah, we're really
really lazy. Some there's something. There's something up.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
So for the record, you know how we just talked
about how four has his thing with food being bad
and getting stomach sick, like it's he's on high alert
about it because.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Last time I had food poisoning or threw up, I
lost my voice for like four days and my dog died.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It was I don't think they were I don't know.
I was throwing up. The lost like eight pounds. Remember
I lost like eight pounds.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
It was so bad I was I've never been more
sick from food poisoning, and I'm terrified now if throwing
up are getting sick or eating certain things. And the
fact that to me, the greatest streak of all time
is Eddie's throw up streak.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Better than the Undertaker taker streak.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
In yes, yes, it's better than Taker streak streak anyway,
it's better than DiMaggio's streak.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's better than ripken streak.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
It's the greatest streak of all.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
To that, you just to do it, my wife is
you can't, my wife.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
My wife's brought up the neuro virus is going around
San Diego like a real bit. Why would you bring
it up to me? Yeah, I've been washing my hands
and not touching my face virus. He wouldn't throw up, apparently.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I've had the flu many times over the years. Never
thrown up. Wow, I don't throw I refuse to. I'll
get naus, but I won't throw it.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
The day I get that text it's over will be
the saddest.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Date streak that they never come breaks over.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Well, so you know how the words like super weird
about that and you can Yeah, you cannot talk him
out of it, like once it's in his head, it's
in his head. My husband is the exact same way
with smells. So like our house he thinks it smells
of like construction. So anytime we go anywhere, and like
we were just in Oregon for a couple of days.
(07:24):
We come back, he's always like looking around the house
as soon as he walks in, and I already see
the wheels turning. I mean, we've bought like air sensors
to test the air to make sure they're not toxic.
But he thinks there's some weird smell.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Would it be gas or no?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Like I think he.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Thinks it's like stain that was used on a wood
and it's like never dried properly.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And I mean, now you don't think it's dried now, No.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
He doesn't. He doesn't.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
He thinks it's still tacky and it shouldn't have been
used inside and it's meant for outside only. And so anyway,
he'll do this with meat if he Like the other
day he was unpacking the groceries.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I went to the grocery store. He's unpacking it.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
He gets us, he goes, I think the turkey smells weird,
And I go, no, it's fine that I.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Get and he'll lose it.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
But that's but the but the wood thing, it's just
gonna dry for four years, So anything.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
That has a smell to it, once it's in his head,
he's fucking done.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
So he won't eat that turkey.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
No, he will not eat that turkey. We had to
get rid of the turkey.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Even you're fine with it ease, but it's brand new.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I don't know what to do with it. Just a
whole thing. A turkey to my dome, Like.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yes, you do have some of it?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You could you can have a couple of slices. You're
telling me that you can't eat some of the turkey.
I what do single people do, skuy?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
No, I mean I like, could I get what you mean?
I could cook some of it put the rest away later.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
You said, the whole turkey to dome.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, well no, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I'm being dramatic, but I it just he would like
be staying at me the whole time and they happen.
But I just don't even want to fud it. Had
this It had the sale by date of that day
on it, and he pointed that out to me after
he sniffed it.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
He was done. He was done. I knew if I
cooked it would make comments to the point it was.
It was super wasteful bring next time a smelly didn't
smell it didn't and it said that day.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I don't know, but again the boo got in my
head and I knew that I was done with it
because he wouldn't let it go. So this brings us
to what happened the other day. We got a brand
new bird feeder in our front courtyard. My daughter's really
into taking pictures of birds right now, so for Christmas
we got one of those ones, got a little camera
in it, motion motion activated, the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Great.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
So we're checking on it because it's not getting birds
visiting it the way we want, so you know, we're
trying to adjust.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
That way we want.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, well, I'd like to see a bird too. I'm
not right.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Has your husband become an expert on how to get
birds to the bird feeder because that's coming.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
A Yeah, I'm watching YouTube videos. We really need to
do this out, yeah, bey hawk. Yeah, we need to
angle it more towards the bird fence.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
No, we did see a falcon the other day and
I called it a hawk and then he said it
was a falcon and I want to punch him in face.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
That turns out he.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Was right, but anyway you want to punch.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Before I knew he was right, I'm like, you don't
know that's a falcon. Oh my god, he's like the tail,
it's clearly.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
But anyway, so birds, big talk. It's it's in our
front little courtyard. But the front courtyard is also kind
of the dog space where you know, we leave the
door open. They can go in and out as they please,
and you know all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
So, uh, I'm out there.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
We're walking over and with my frizzy hair, no bron pajamas.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
You know, you don't even have to say that anymore
because we know that's how you always.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Are for new listeners, for new listeners. That's my home uniform, if.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You did not know.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
And so I'm I'm going over to the bird feed her.
And that's when I realize I have stepped in a
massive pile of dog shit.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
It's dog shit, and that lady, okay.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
We have locked against She's still from According to the
next door app, she does pop up every now and again.
Are you sure I believe so, because her pile would
be a lot bigger.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
At least it was just.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
A massive pile.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Well yeah, massive for you know, a little dog, not
not massive for a human. And so I step in
it and I am wearing You guys got to experience
these at the end of twenty twenty four my knockoff
ug slippers.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
So so they got the tread on the bottom. The
bottom's rubber, but yeah, but then the top is fabric
and then they're the kind that has like the fuzzy
part that goes around.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Right.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
So I step in this ship and I'm mad. First off,
it's a scene because I fucking hop back to the
house on one foot, because you got ship foot. You know,
I don't know why. I think it's gonna make it
worse to like walk on it. So I hop back
to the.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
HoTT You just take the slipper off and hold it
in your hand and walk back with one yeah, or
immediately rub it off something to get some of it off.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Because I'm standing in Our courtyard is all rocks.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Our courtyard is full of rocks. We actually got these
rocks shipped in from Arizona.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Actually humans that lay down on the ground.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
There's no humans, just rocks. And it's where the dogs
go pee and pooh all the time. Yeah, it's like
pebbles it's like like like all like pebbles because we
did tan bark at first, and then they started eating it.
So eventually we're gonna landscape.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Are you pinched that.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Your servants didn't pick up the ship? They almost loved it.
Finally scared to go to get they know what happens? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
So as I'm hopping back to the house, my husband
notices the scene going on and he comes up, because
what are you doing? What's going on? I got I
just stepped and shit. And by this time I've made
it to the concrete.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Is there shit just all over your yard?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
There was maybe like three piles that hadn't picked up,
but one just happened to be right below the bird
fucking feeder.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And I didn't. I didn't see it. Yeah, I was
so mad.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
And so was it a big pile of shit?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Your dogs aren't huge, right.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
No, they're like twenty pounders, but I mean it was it?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah? It was yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
So I get to the concrete, I hop over there
and that's when I finally, can you know, look at
what's going on here?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
And I'm like great, So I put it down.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I go in and get my usual dog picking up
a tire of plastic gloves, food handler gloves and a bag.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I go around the courtyard the bag. Why do you
need the gloves to pick up multiple poops?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
So I go out, I pick up the poops that
are on the ground, so this disaster doesn't happen again.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Why didn't he go pick up the ship?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Sorry, so he hasn't seen me yet.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
So I'm now one shoe picking up ship, hopping picking
up ship, and the other the ship shoe is sitting
there on the concrete. And then after I'm done, I
got my glove hands on, I'm gonna I'm gonna tackle this.
I Am going to clean the big chunks out of
the traction with your hands, gloves on. So just picked
up ship, What are you going to use the hose?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, I don't human fabric on the bottom.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Of it, but it's gonna like spray all over it.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
It's gonna be weird.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What's weird about that?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You wash clothes that's fabric.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Well yeah, but these these slippers like.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
If you they like you see those like drops like, well.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Drop, but if it's on the bottom, so anyway.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Gloves on, I would probably use my hand to scrape off.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
So I'm putting it at the first going to be
the first step.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Just take and just take, just spray a thing I
get and then get like a stick or like an
old shitty knife that you don't use for food.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, I use like to get through the creases.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
You have a knife that you don't use for food?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, oh you keep a random knife around?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, like a.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Like a pair of scissors and you just the crevice
of the scissors, and we have more than one pair
of scissors.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Is wasteful for scissors.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So I don't agree with on this one. I think
a stick is just is good enough.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Saying you don't have a sticker doesn't stick. Who doesn't have.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
A stick?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
So well, okay, so I'm not thinking straight guys.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
So I need a corn dog real quick, and then
I have to stick I was I.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Swear I couldn't get over because popsicle stick.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Is the ideal tool problem, So I didn't consider eating
a popsicle. Sorry guy.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
So I'm cleaning the ship with my hands, and then
I don't know where I'm going next, but I do know.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
What it's No.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Well, again, this is all madness to me, So you're
just doing it back right on the pebbles.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yes, And so my my second thought, well, no, I'm
taking the poop clumps and putting them in the poop bag,
so they're not just it's a good and in fact
it's in and the tread on these.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It can't be that much.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
And so I my next step is going to involve water,
but I haven't played it out yet. I don't know
if it was going to be a wet paper towel
or maybe I was going to try the hose, but
we don't have one of those little sprayer things, so
it would have been tough.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
You don't have a hose, not not the gun sprayer
that gives you the pressure.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
No, it broke. It broke and paper towels. So that's
where I'm going to go next.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
But again, this is when the boo gets involved in
the situation and he looks at me. He goes, once
you get ship into your shoe like that, it's never
coming out. He goes, that shoe is always gonna smell
like shit. You're always gonna think shit still on that shoe?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
What?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
And then he goes, are those real uggs? And I
said No, they're like knockoffs. Got them on Amazon for
I don't know, like twenty.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Bucks or whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
There are more than twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
I don't know how much they were there for a
couple of you, but they're but they're like the knockoff
cheapy ones.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
They knock off.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Well, because I wish you wouldn't have told me that,
because that's when he goes those shoes are done.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
He goes, they're done, and.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I mean, they're done, and he goes wash them.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Off, throw them in the bag with the poop, throw
them in the garbage, and then go on Amazon and
order a new pair. And this is the point where
the room freaked out because for some reason I didn't
fucking question it and.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Just threw away your shoes because you stepped in ship.
Yes you don't. Nothing in your brain says that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Well, no, now that you guys are like talking me.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Through that time, at the moment you didn't go, well,
that's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I think there was a tinge of that.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
But what the bigger thought in my head is is
if the boo thinks these shoes smell like shit, he's
always whether they do or not, he's always any time
I wear them, he's.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Gonna be like, do you smell that? Do you smell that?
Did you? Is there some shit on those shoes?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Like I'd never hear the end of it, and then
it would get in my head thinking that it's shit,
and so like literally he convinced me that if you
get that much shit jammed up in the treads, you
just need some shoes.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
That's not the way it is. And A plus, it
dries and then it ends up like coming off like
it's you.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Get it all though you can get it all.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
You can get you can get it all, you clean
it all.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
So let me ask you, if you have a brand
new pair of shoes and you step in shit, you're
gonna throw those away? They're never it's never gonna go away,
remember the boo will you would throw away shoes?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Probably?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I mean, guy doesn't wear expensive shoes, so it's kind
of you know, but if yeah, but his you know,
normal new balances or whatever guy's wearing, you know, his
sketcher knockoffs.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Weird? He went, don't sketch knockoffs?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, not even real sketch. Probably will do something like that. Yeah,
I think he does it's not like real laces. It's
like but anyway, he doesn't shoes, well, no he does,
but I think they're like getting very My dad is
seventy six, easy to slip on and off. So Eddie,
(19:31):
you got me there.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
If they were like nice shoes and they were new
shoes and there wasn't a big tread issue.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
What does that tread issue?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Because shoes have tread well shoes.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
I stepped in ship because I have two dogs and
these shoes clean.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Do you see any do you see any ship less
step is the worst.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I see little marks. I don't know they could be
that's a pebble. Yeah, okay, that's difficult.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
It wasn't gonna throw these away. Yeah, I was like
just I was like, I'm son of a bitch, and
I put him down. I grabbed the hose. I spray
him with the hose. I let him dry.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
My coffers can go in the washer like that's I
didn't put.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Him in the I wasn't gonna.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Put the water. Fine, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
The only benefit is now this sky's not gonna wear
those slippers to work anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
I wanted to wear them today, but I'm like, I
don't have my ship shoes, so I guess.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I got ship anywhere. It's over.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, the boo's done. The boo is done. And then
after I threw.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Them away your yard.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Well, so after I throw away the shoes, he thought
he smelled ship in the house. He goes, are you
sure you didn't wear those in the house, And then
he was like gone for the rest of And I
didn't know.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
But it's in his head.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
It's like the thing what they were thinking is getting
food puts.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
My man needs a job.
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