January 9, 2026 • 20 mins
Sky mentioned yesterday that she had a lot of leftover alcohol that she needed to get rid of. We told her to bring it in and let us pick from it. Well when we saw how much there was we decided we needed a way to split it among us without any arguing. We present The Show Alcohol Draft!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Sky claimed two things yesterday, two things yesterday, and
neither one of them happened.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yesterday we called her out for Emily's incredible gift that
she got her, which was the towel warmer that Sky
claims she had no room for in her bathroom, and
she was screaming at us from the rooftoup take verdioth. Yes,
(00:29):
she wrote it down, and so.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You write the note down.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, bathroom video.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, waited all day for that video. Guess what, guys,
no video, no video. It didn't happen. What happened to
your note?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
I left it here at worked trying to make no room.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Lay down on the counter. So that was one thing
good didn't happen. The other thing that she said she
was going to do was take a picture of her
booze that she cleaned out of her cabinets so that
we could pick what we wanted. Waited all day for
that picture. Never happened, never showed up. What's going on?
(01:16):
What do you you know? Do we have a memory
issue again?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
And we're not doing We're not doing that. That's my
family stupid joke. Okay, we're not doing that here. So
what happened was is I got home and I recalled.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
These issues, and I said, I we had dog training yesterday,
which is like a two plus hour event.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I know what.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
So by the time I got home done with dog training,
I'm about to take my nap, and I said to
the hobby, Hey, oh, I don't know what that was.
I said to the hobby, hey, can you take some
pictures of the booze because I'm going to send it
to the friends and see what they want. And then
I told myself, and then when I get up from
my nap, I'll take the video.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Oh blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Well, if you live our life and our hours, if
you take a late nap and you wake up at
like four pm when it's kind of dusk out, you
don't know what fucking day it is, if it's night,
if it's morning.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
If I don't nap by like one thirty, oh, I'm done.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Yeah, well Sky leaves here at to my busy work.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
My busy work.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
So anyway, so by the time I woke up in
that zombie haze, I completely forgot about the pictures, which
my husband did take, so I could have easily sent
them to you, but I forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I forgot about the video, and then it wasn't until
I got to work this morning. I'm like, oh, yeah,
the fucking.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Booze when you have early unsentimental sort of happened. And
so uh, the pictures of the booze is now in
our possession. It has been sent to me Emily and
Jamie James. Ja, okay, drink. I don't think well, you know,
I think it does by like her daughter's is similar things.
(03:03):
So we are about to hold what we will do
every so often. It is time for a show draft.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the past year.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Now, when there are multiples of something, we know we
have to do it like this because there is zero
chance we will have the ability to be cool and
just be like, oh, you take that, and I'll take this,
and you you go ahead, and then you can have
that with no especially when you have a mooch like
she's gonna fight you to the death on it'll get ugly.
(03:52):
And so we know the only fair way to do
it is to hold a draft. And so this is
gonna be a three person draft between Emily myself. Jamie's weird.
I don't understand he can drink. Yeah, we're not facilitating
something illegal about it?
Speaker 8 (04:10):
Drinking for two years?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Right, twenty three?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
What do you like to drink?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
What you go to? Bro?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
I don't know that?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Are temple dirty Shirley?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (04:22):
I do like a rum and coke and ginger ale?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Look at you? Do you have a specific rum you like?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
I like captain a boy?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah? Taught you well? Boy? Well? Anything right?
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Anything about drinking from Eddie? That's weird?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well okay, So here we go. We have the picture
in front of us. We're going to hold the draft.
Now we have to select our positions because this is everything.
It will be a snake draft. In case anybody was wondering,
that's what a snake draft is.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Yes, I'm glad you drew that.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
After and what position do you want?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Who knows? It's a three people So it's not really
that that's not the deal. But you know, I'm not.
I'm not giving away my strategy. Sky, you got your
fucking mind. Okay, okay, Emily, go ahead and pick your number.
Do not reveal it yet, though, Go ahead there, James,
and then I will get a number. All right, Emily,
what what position will you be drafting?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Number two?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay in the middle, middle bitch okay, Jamie.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Three, number one big man pick and one big man
pick and one Okay, so I get the first draft pick.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
This is why the big one, it is usually the
first pick will reset your franchise.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
So this is what alcohol here.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah, you get where you live in these days, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
If you're going to make yourself a drink at home,
what are you making yourself?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
So weird.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I'm all over the place. I am really all over
the place. It could be it depends on my mood.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Pool you're making it well, like a rum.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
But again that's not where we're at right now. So
right now it's you know, it's kind of weird to
drink a margarita in December, but I still will, so
I'll have those. I still drink rum and Cokes. I
still drink Captain and Coke. I can go like full
blown in the fruity realm and make something with Malibu
or something like that coconut rum. I'm all over the place, honestly,
(06:31):
like and then I've drink a lot of like cut
waters and I'll mix in a beer. Listen, that's a fact.
I mean, it's true. So every once in a while
with that, I did go to a holiday party where
I got kind of fucked up on these like apple
(06:52):
cinnamon shots. They were naughty, stop, they were super naughty
and fun.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
So I was doing this the peanut butter whiskey.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Of course, I do good.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
You're super good.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Chill out.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay, So yeah, I'm all over the place. So I
really could go in a lot of different directions here
because your variety of a booze that you have here,
your liquor cabinet is wild. Really, it doesn't even make
any sense, to be honest with you. We have RUMs,
we have bourbons, we have vodkas, we have like different
(07:27):
kind of liqueurs. I mean, so there is something for
everybody here. Yeah, this is going to be a three
round draft. And you have wine too, by the way,
so you have something for everybody. Will be a three
round draft, and I will now kick it off. I
am looking at what you have. You do. There is
one bottle that would have been my number one pick,
(07:48):
but it's hard to tell how much is left. It
definitely looks like it's at least halfway gone. There is
a rum in here that I've never had, And so
I was looking at that and I go do I
go there? But then I'm getting screwed because I'm getting
in like half a bottle. Yeah it is, and for
my number one pick, it's about half.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, you're right, it's right at the halfway market.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, so I don't have to play with the injury.
Why would I do that?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah, that is a trader Joe's rum of the gods.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Let's not talk about it, Okay, I don't want to
give away my picks.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Oh well, you just said there's one rub I didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I don't know if there might be another runa Okay,
how much is it? And and talk to me about
this Belvitere? How much? How much is in there? And
what the hell it's like? It says something lemon tea.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
It's a lemon tea Belvitere, And that's a big bottle.
It's a big bottle. And that one's probably about three forceful.
I would say, maybe a little bit less than three fours.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
This is uh pre pre combine. This was the overall
number one pick. Yeah, but now that I'm looking at it,
and I've done my evaluations.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
I'm not sure you met with it. I don't like
its attitude.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I'm a big lemon drop bitch, so this was bought
for lemon drops.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
But then it turns out the tea.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Part of white lemon tea.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I I don't think my husband saw the word tea.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I think he just saw lemon and then bought it
and kind of regretted it.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, so all right, so I really am not what
the hell is climax?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Okay, that is a whiskey and this version, this kind
they have different flavors, is like their fire station.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So it's a cinnamon whiskey.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Okay. Interesting. Yeah, uh, this is a pretty easy pick
for me. It looks like they haven't been opened. And
I'm gonna ask if I get both. If I make
the pick, I am gonna go with the eight ball
chocolate Liqueur whiskey, which I used to have a bottle of.
(09:55):
But big Man drag it all.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Why would you get both?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Because there it's the same liquor. You don't get both.
You don't get both with the pick.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Like if there's identic there were twins and the draft,
would you get both of the twins.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
In little league, if you draft the sibling, you automatically get.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
This, But then that would count for two picks. I
would think if you're talking about your little league draft,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Fantasy? Do you get the draft two positions?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
So, no, you only get one.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
He only gets one.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
I think he should only get one.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Fine. I'll take one bottle and it's unopened.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yes, it's the only one that there's a duplicate of.
So yeah, that one is unopened.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
That stuff is great. And I do pairt with the screwball,
the peanut butter one and ate like's peanut butter cup
shot and that would be crazy. Does that come with this?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's definitely my number one pick.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, it doesn't, all.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Right, So that's my number one pick. Okay, Emily, you
are on the clock.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well I have a question because we were said two photos,
one photos with all the liquor. The second photo, Jamie,
you can jump in, okay, my question. And the other
photo we got is a whole thing selection of wines. Yeah, weird, right,
weird selection of wines? Is can I count all the
wines as one pick? I did not because I knew
(11:16):
I had this in my back. That's like nine bottles
of wine.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You can't just say wine, and that covers all of
the wine. Bullship, that's bullshit bottles there. Yeah, that's a
lot of bottles out of your mind.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
It's like one afternoon, I want the I don't drink
any sharta.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Those are all Chardonnays and weird ship one bottle and
I the Pino Grisio looks suspect, but still I love
my wine.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
I'm going with in the middle.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Really yeah, go with the looks quote weird, but it's
still the.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Only thing I do.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
That's the one with the wrinklely label.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
But I'm confident that the wine and there.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Is still going to be Okay, she doesn't care.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Care.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, Okay, what a terrible pick for your first pick.
What but why not get something that you can have
for like I'm going to okay, coming next, Okay, Okay,
you don't even know what I'm sick of. I know
what you're saying, all right, So peanuts off the board.
I wasn't even.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Looking in that position. A true asshole, a kicker in the.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
First Now it goes to Jamie with back two back picks.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
That's crazy because Jamie's like a new GM. He's never
done this.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Man, it's going to be a mess.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
I say something stupid, Damn.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Okay, so Eddie you did. You did put some ideas
in my head about the chocolate and peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I'm telling you, man, Yeah, they're fun.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
I have had Bailey's before. Is that a closed bottle? Skuy?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yes, that is an unopened fresh news my coffer bottle
of Bailey's.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Odeed on Bailey's and Adavan once.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
This draft is taking a turn because you were chugging
bailey to.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Find so gross and fifteen out of vampills.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Okay, yeah, I think so because it was Bailey's.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, it was a rough night, ugh day.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
You know, Jamie, that's the perfect thing for you.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
I think I think we're gonna go. We're gonna go
the same route Eddie when I'm gonna go with the
chocolate whiskey.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Sorry, Emily, damn.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Started with no ship?
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Did all your wine?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Like?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Was anyone else gonna take you?
Speaker 7 (13:37):
There?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Is again great point. I wasn't even on my board.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
The Joe Shane is the giants gym of this drafts.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I didn't think that we were going to go there.
How did he make it into the draft swinging a miss?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
What's your second pick?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
All right?
Speaker 8 (13:54):
I think we're just gonna go with that unopened bottle
of Bailey's.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Wow, fantasy boy.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Don't mix it with that, can't we know?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
We know? All right, Emily, you're back on the clock.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Where she goes the wine?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Still?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
I got off the dum it really was? Is that
Prairie Gin?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I don't drink gin?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
But is that Prairie gin? Unopened?
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Because that I know is an expensive gin. And you
care about gift to somebody who going to somebody's house
for the party, you.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Know, you know animally, I don't know if you saw
there's a bottle of beef eater gm there, you know,
I mean not, Yeah, I am.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
You call the husband on a Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Beef.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
That's not what I've never want work, I've never once.
I don't make that noise like.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
A big montana down there.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
It's not, it's actually not. It's just a nice vagina.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Okay, okay, So that Jack Daniels Tennessee fire looks good.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
I got a bottle that in my house, like any
of these, you're thinking the fire it's good.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It's really good. All right, Now I get back to
back pick, soel, I'll make my pick and then my
final selection.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
That's right, so confusing, it's really not okay.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Talk to me about the peach schnapps. Where is it opened?
Is it is gone?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
It is open? I want to say about half full
as well? Yeah, and I and you add.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
That to a nice fruity cocktail. Stop it, stop it.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
And I really can't vouch for the age of that.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You know, has it traveled?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I think that one has traveled a little bit, but
you know experience. What are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, so an older draft pick? No thanks, listen, I'm
gonna I'm gonna roll the dice here with one of
my picks, even though it's only like half full. I'm
a rum man. I'm a rumman. And so the Trader
Joe's Rum of the Gods. I've never had your show,
(16:09):
and I'm not well, I just well, it's it's probably
the best rumance ever created.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
So I'm gonna roll the dice and I'm gonna go
ahead and make the selection. I see something in this kid. Okay,
I'm going to take the Rum of the gods as
my next selection. All right, now I have a question
about this tequila that's in the back, the big blue bottle.
(16:40):
What my hegro what is that?
Speaker 8 (16:43):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Okay, do you know how much has gone out of that?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I can't tell.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
So if you look towards the top, like it's above
the lettering, like you can kind of see the line.
So it's a lot, it's mainly full.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Have you ever had it's? Is it?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
That's all of this? These are great questions.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
I have no information for you on that one, but
it looks like a newer bottle, like because the old
stuff I'm worried about, like literally came from my grandparents
liquor cabinet when they passed away.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
But that's not one of them.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
So I'm assuming we're within like five years, but I
can't tell you anything about it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
This Texas Bourbon Treaty oak, yeah, is interesting.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, that's unopened.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
And the kind of cool thing.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
About that is that's like the flask size.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
So that's that's like sneak it into things. Yeah, that's
a traveler sick driving.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
No, No, that's not what we do.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I am going to pick with my final selection, I
will take a risk and select the miagirl. Oh tequila,
big bottle.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Big drinking.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, well let's go. So that's where I will be
going with my pick. So, uh, that's what I'm done.
I'm leaving the draft. Emily, your final pick.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Well, I realized that's a really stupid decision to choose
the wine.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
So I'm not going to none of You're gonna end
up when you're gonna end. I know it was the
dumbest pick of all.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
I agree the Ape draft.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
The same draft.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
I want to be a fancy girl. I don't mind
vodka drink once in a while. The lemons he with
a little soda water might be good. Oh, I'm going
to pick the velvet.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Here. You got sold. You just got sold a bill
of goods like this. That is all about the bottle.
That what's in it is going to be gross. It's
gonna be gross.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
I'm gonna have it later again.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That doesn't surprise you. She will drive to your house
and drink. Okay, garage, all right, So you're done, Jamie,
go ahead and go all right. Final selection. The sky's
left over booze draft.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
The climax that is.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Easy, girlfriend. I like Fireball, I like Climax.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Is it unopened?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
One looks like it might.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
I can't, it's not.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
They've taken us.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Yeah, like one shot, it's gotten out of there.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You'll get a full bottle.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
I think I'm just going to go with the climax.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I'm uncomfortable. Yeah, Jamie, Climax is just what the hell?
Extreme forever? All right, So we're done with the sky
left over bodraft recap us sky. What did we get?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Eddie got the eight ball, the Trader Joe's Rum, and
the Meaugora tequila.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Emily went with the Pino line.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yes, the Jack Daniels fire and the belvetere lemon.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
TEA draft that's a bad one.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
And Jamie went with the eight ball, the Bailey's and
the Climax fire with.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
All right, thor so give us your draft grades.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Oh, I mean, I don't know a lot of these.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Uh No, there was no pop off now, So I'm
going to give Emily an F because that was bad.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
I'm going to give Jamie.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
And Eddie split a's okay, but I'm gonna lean more
Jamie because I've had experience with the Bailey before again
Speaker 1 (20:30):
And to go back there again.
Well, Sky claimed two things yesterday, two things yesterday, and
neither one of them happened.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yesterday we called her out for Emily's incredible gift that
she got her, which was the towel warmer that Sky
claims she had no room for in her bathroom, and
she was screaming at us from the rooftoup take verdioth. Yes,
(00:29):
she wrote it down, and so.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You write the note down.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, bathroom video.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, waited all day for that video. Guess what, guys,
no video, no video. It didn't happen. What happened to
your note?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
I left it here at worked trying to make no room.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Lay down on the counter. So that was one thing
good didn't happen. The other thing that she said she
was going to do was take a picture of her
booze that she cleaned out of her cabinets so that
we could pick what we wanted. Waited all day for
that picture. Never happened, never showed up. What's going on?
(01:16):
What do you you know? Do we have a memory
issue again?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
And we're not doing We're not doing that. That's my
family stupid joke. Okay, we're not doing that here. So
what happened was is I got home and I recalled.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
These issues, and I said, I we had dog training yesterday,
which is like a two plus hour event.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I know what.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
So by the time I got home done with dog training,
I'm about to take my nap, and I said to
the hobby, Hey, oh, I don't know what that was.
I said to the hobby, hey, can you take some
pictures of the booze because I'm going to send it
to the friends and see what they want. And then
I told myself, and then when I get up from
my nap, I'll take the video.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Oh blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Well, if you live our life and our hours, if
you take a late nap and you wake up at
like four pm when it's kind of dusk out, you
don't know what fucking day it is, if it's night,
if it's morning.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
If I don't nap by like one thirty, oh, I'm done.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Yeah, well Sky leaves here at to my busy work.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
My busy work.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
So anyway, so by the time I woke up in
that zombie haze, I completely forgot about the pictures, which
my husband did take, so I could have easily sent
them to you, but I forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I forgot about the video, and then it wasn't until
I got to work this morning. I'm like, oh, yeah,
the fucking.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Booze when you have early unsentimental sort of happened. And
so uh, the pictures of the booze is now in
our possession. It has been sent to me Emily and
Jamie James. Ja, okay, drink. I don't think well, you know,
I think it does by like her daughter's is similar things.
(03:03):
So we are about to hold what we will do
every so often. It is time for a show draft.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the past year.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Now, when there are multiples of something, we know we
have to do it like this because there is zero
chance we will have the ability to be cool and
just be like, oh, you take that, and I'll take this,
and you you go ahead, and then you can have
that with no especially when you have a mooch like
she's gonna fight you to the death on it'll get ugly.
(03:52):
And so we know the only fair way to do
it is to hold a draft. And so this is
gonna be a three person draft between Emily myself. Jamie's weird.
I don't understand he can drink. Yeah, we're not facilitating
something illegal about it?
Speaker 8 (04:10):
Drinking for two years?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Right, twenty three?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
What do you like to drink?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
What you go to? Bro?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
I don't know that?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Are temple dirty Shirley?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (04:22):
I do like a rum and coke and ginger ale?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Look at you? Do you have a specific rum you like?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
I like captain a boy?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah? Taught you well? Boy? Well? Anything right?
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Anything about drinking from Eddie? That's weird?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well okay, So here we go. We have the picture
in front of us. We're going to hold the draft.
Now we have to select our positions because this is everything.
It will be a snake draft. In case anybody was wondering,
that's what a snake draft is.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Yes, I'm glad you drew that.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
After and what position do you want?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Who knows? It's a three people So it's not really
that that's not the deal. But you know, I'm not.
I'm not giving away my strategy. Sky, you got your
fucking mind. Okay, okay, Emily, go ahead and pick your number.
Do not reveal it yet, though, Go ahead there, James,
and then I will get a number. All right, Emily,
what what position will you be drafting?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Number two?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay in the middle, middle bitch okay, Jamie.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Three, number one big man pick and one big man
pick and one Okay, so I get the first draft pick.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
This is why the big one, it is usually the
first pick will reset your franchise.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
So this is what alcohol here.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah, you get where you live in these days, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
If you're going to make yourself a drink at home,
what are you making yourself?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
So weird.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I'm all over the place. I am really all over
the place. It could be it depends on my mood.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Pool you're making it well, like a rum.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
But again that's not where we're at right now. So
right now it's you know, it's kind of weird to
drink a margarita in December, but I still will, so
I'll have those. I still drink rum and Cokes. I
still drink Captain and Coke. I can go like full
blown in the fruity realm and make something with Malibu
or something like that coconut rum. I'm all over the place, honestly,
(06:31):
like and then I've drink a lot of like cut
waters and I'll mix in a beer. Listen, that's a fact.
I mean, it's true. So every once in a while
with that, I did go to a holiday party where
I got kind of fucked up on these like apple
(06:52):
cinnamon shots. They were naughty, stop, they were super naughty
and fun.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
So I was doing this the peanut butter whiskey.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Of course, I do good.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
You're super good.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Chill out.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay, So yeah, I'm all over the place. So I
really could go in a lot of different directions here
because your variety of a booze that you have here,
your liquor cabinet is wild. Really, it doesn't even make
any sense, to be honest with you. We have RUMs,
we have bourbons, we have vodkas, we have like different
(07:27):
kind of liqueurs. I mean, so there is something for
everybody here. Yeah, this is going to be a three
round draft. And you have wine too, by the way,
so you have something for everybody. Will be a three
round draft, and I will now kick it off. I
am looking at what you have. You do. There is
one bottle that would have been my number one pick,
(07:48):
but it's hard to tell how much is left. It
definitely looks like it's at least halfway gone. There is
a rum in here that I've never had, And so
I was looking at that and I go do I
go there? But then I'm getting screwed because I'm getting
in like half a bottle. Yeah it is, and for
my number one pick, it's about half.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, you're right, it's right at the halfway market.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, so I don't have to play with the injury.
Why would I do that?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah, that is a trader Joe's rum of the gods.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Let's not talk about it, Okay, I don't want to
give away my picks.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Oh well, you just said there's one rub I didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I don't know if there might be another runa Okay,
how much is it? And and talk to me about
this Belvitere? How much? How much is in there? And
what the hell it's like? It says something lemon tea.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
It's a lemon tea Belvitere, And that's a big bottle.
It's a big bottle. And that one's probably about three forceful.
I would say, maybe a little bit less than three fours.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
This is uh pre pre combine. This was the overall
number one pick. Yeah, but now that I'm looking at it,
and I've done my evaluations.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
I'm not sure you met with it. I don't like
its attitude.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I'm a big lemon drop bitch, so this was bought
for lemon drops.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
But then it turns out the tea.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Part of white lemon tea.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I I don't think my husband saw the word tea.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I think he just saw lemon and then bought it
and kind of regretted it.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, so all right, so I really am not what
the hell is climax?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Okay, that is a whiskey and this version, this kind
they have different flavors, is like their fire station.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So it's a cinnamon whiskey.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Okay. Interesting. Yeah, uh, this is a pretty easy pick
for me. It looks like they haven't been opened. And
I'm gonna ask if I get both. If I make
the pick, I am gonna go with the eight ball
chocolate Liqueur whiskey, which I used to have a bottle of.
(09:55):
But big Man drag it all.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Why would you get both?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Because there it's the same liquor. You don't get both.
You don't get both with the pick.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Like if there's identic there were twins and the draft,
would you get both of the twins.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
In little league, if you draft the sibling, you automatically get.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
This, But then that would count for two picks. I
would think if you're talking about your little league draft,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Fantasy? Do you get the draft two positions?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
So, no, you only get one.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
He only gets one.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
I think he should only get one.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Fine. I'll take one bottle and it's unopened.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yes, it's the only one that there's a duplicate of.
So yeah, that one is unopened.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
That stuff is great. And I do pairt with the screwball,
the peanut butter one and ate like's peanut butter cup
shot and that would be crazy. Does that come with this?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's definitely my number one pick.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, it doesn't, all.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Right, So that's my number one pick. Okay, Emily, you
are on the clock.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well I have a question because we were said two photos,
one photos with all the liquor. The second photo, Jamie,
you can jump in, okay, my question. And the other
photo we got is a whole thing selection of wines. Yeah, weird, right,
weird selection of wines? Is can I count all the
wines as one pick? I did not because I knew
(11:16):
I had this in my back. That's like nine bottles
of wine.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You can't just say wine, and that covers all of
the wine. Bullship, that's bullshit bottles there. Yeah, that's a
lot of bottles out of your mind.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
It's like one afternoon, I want the I don't drink
any sharta.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Those are all Chardonnays and weird ship one bottle and
I the Pino Grisio looks suspect, but still I love
my wine.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
I'm going with in the middle.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Really yeah, go with the looks quote weird, but it's
still the.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Only thing I do.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
That's the one with the wrinklely label.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
But I'm confident that the wine and there.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Is still going to be Okay, she doesn't care.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Care.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, Okay, what a terrible pick for your first pick.
What but why not get something that you can have
for like I'm going to okay, coming next, Okay, Okay,
you don't even know what I'm sick of. I know
what you're saying, all right, So peanuts off the board.
I wasn't even.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Looking in that position. A true asshole, a kicker in the.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
First Now it goes to Jamie with back two back picks.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
That's crazy because Jamie's like a new GM. He's never
done this.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Man, it's going to be a mess.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
I say something stupid, Damn.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Okay, so Eddie you did. You did put some ideas
in my head about the chocolate and peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I'm telling you, man, Yeah, they're fun.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
I have had Bailey's before. Is that a closed bottle? Skuy?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yes, that is an unopened fresh news my coffer bottle
of Bailey's.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Odeed on Bailey's and Adavan once.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
This draft is taking a turn because you were chugging
bailey to.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Find so gross and fifteen out of vampills.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Okay, yeah, I think so because it was Bailey's.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, it was a rough night, ugh day.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
You know, Jamie, that's the perfect thing for you.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
I think I think we're gonna go. We're gonna go
the same route Eddie when I'm gonna go with the
chocolate whiskey.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Sorry, Emily, damn.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Started with no ship?
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Did all your wine?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Like?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Was anyone else gonna take you?
Speaker 7 (13:37):
There?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Is again great point. I wasn't even on my board.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
The Joe Shane is the giants gym of this drafts.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I didn't think that we were going to go there.
How did he make it into the draft swinging a miss?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
What's your second pick?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
All right?
Speaker 8 (13:54):
I think we're just gonna go with that unopened bottle
of Bailey's.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Wow, fantasy boy.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Don't mix it with that, can't we know?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
We know? All right, Emily, you're back on the clock.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Where she goes the wine?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Still?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
I got off the dum it really was? Is that
Prairie Gin?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I don't drink gin?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
But is that Prairie gin? Unopened?
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Because that I know is an expensive gin. And you
care about gift to somebody who going to somebody's house
for the party, you.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Know, you know animally, I don't know if you saw
there's a bottle of beef eater gm there, you know,
I mean not, Yeah, I am.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
You call the husband on a Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Beef.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
That's not what I've never want work, I've never once.
I don't make that noise like.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
A big montana down there.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
It's not, it's actually not. It's just a nice vagina.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Okay, okay, So that Jack Daniels Tennessee fire looks good.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
I got a bottle that in my house, like any
of these, you're thinking the fire it's good.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It's really good. All right, Now I get back to
back pick, soel, I'll make my pick and then my
final selection.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
That's right, so confusing, it's really not okay.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Talk to me about the peach schnapps. Where is it opened?
Is it is gone?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
It is open? I want to say about half full
as well? Yeah, and I and you add.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
That to a nice fruity cocktail. Stop it, stop it.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
And I really can't vouch for the age of that.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You know, has it traveled?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I think that one has traveled a little bit, but
you know experience. What are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, so an older draft pick? No thanks, listen, I'm
gonna I'm gonna roll the dice here with one of
my picks, even though it's only like half full. I'm
a rum man. I'm a rumman. And so the Trader
Joe's Rum of the Gods. I've never had your show,
(16:09):
and I'm not well, I just well, it's it's probably
the best rumance ever created.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
So I'm gonna roll the dice and I'm gonna go
ahead and make the selection. I see something in this kid. Okay,
I'm going to take the Rum of the gods as
my next selection. All right, now I have a question
about this tequila that's in the back, the big blue bottle.
(16:40):
What my hegro what is that?
Speaker 8 (16:43):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Okay, do you know how much has gone out of that?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I can't tell.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
So if you look towards the top, like it's above
the lettering, like you can kind of see the line.
So it's a lot, it's mainly full.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Have you ever had it's? Is it?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
That's all of this? These are great questions.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
I have no information for you on that one, but
it looks like a newer bottle, like because the old
stuff I'm worried about, like literally came from my grandparents
liquor cabinet when they passed away.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
But that's not one of them.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
So I'm assuming we're within like five years, but I
can't tell you anything about it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
This Texas Bourbon Treaty oak, yeah, is interesting.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, that's unopened.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
And the kind of cool thing.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
About that is that's like the flask size.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
So that's that's like sneak it into things. Yeah, that's
a traveler sick driving.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
No, No, that's not what we do.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I am going to pick with my final selection, I
will take a risk and select the miagirl. Oh tequila,
big bottle.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Big drinking.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, well let's go. So that's where I will be
going with my pick. So, uh, that's what I'm done.
I'm leaving the draft. Emily, your final pick.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Well, I realized that's a really stupid decision to choose
the wine.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
So I'm not going to none of You're gonna end
up when you're gonna end. I know it was the
dumbest pick of all.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
I agree the Ape draft.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
The same draft.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
I want to be a fancy girl. I don't mind
vodka drink once in a while. The lemons he with
a little soda water might be good. Oh, I'm going
to pick the velvet.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Here. You got sold. You just got sold a bill
of goods like this. That is all about the bottle.
That what's in it is going to be gross. It's
gonna be gross.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
I'm gonna have it later again.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That doesn't surprise you. She will drive to your house
and drink. Okay, garage, all right, So you're done, Jamie,
go ahead and go all right. Final selection. The sky's
left over booze draft.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
The climax that is.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Easy, girlfriend. I like Fireball, I like Climax.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Is it unopened?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
One looks like it might.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
I can't, it's not.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
They've taken us.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Yeah, like one shot, it's gotten out of there.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You'll get a full bottle.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
I think I'm just going to go with the climax.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I'm uncomfortable. Yeah, Jamie, Climax is just what the hell?
Extreme forever? All right, So we're done with the sky
left over bodraft recap us sky. What did we get?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Eddie got the eight ball, the Trader Joe's Rum, and
the Meaugora tequila.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Emily went with the Pino line.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yes, the Jack Daniels fire and the belvetere lemon.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
TEA draft that's a bad one.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
And Jamie went with the eight ball, the Bailey's and
the Climax fire with.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
All right, thor so give us your draft grades.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Oh, I mean, I don't know a lot of these.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Uh No, there was no pop off now, So I'm
going to give Emily an F because that was bad.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
I'm going to give Jamie.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
And Eddie split a's okay, but I'm gonna lean more
Jamie because I've had experience with the Bailey before again
Speaker 1 (20:30):
And to go back there again.
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