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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I gotta be honest with you, guys. I'm starting to
get a little offended with something that is going on
with my doctor. Yes, I don't really understand why this
keeps happening, but clearly he hates me. We ain't done yet.
It's time for the one podcast over yet completely uncensored
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and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh boy, this has been a long, very bizarre journey
trying to have a regular primary doctor for me. So
I don't understand what's going on. So, uh, you guys,
remember I used to have like this old school, old
timey country doctor who was just phenomenal. I loved this guy,
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you know, he was just he was great. You know,
he just made me feel so comfortable and he was
so cool and uh yeah, he.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Made you feel a little too comfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Did he check my boys out one time? Gloveless?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Did? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I did? Or is that a thing that happened.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I've never had that happen to me. I've never had
a doctor check my me for a hernia with no glove.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
On ball check.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Did he wash hands and then go right to it
and then wash immediately?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Here's what's wild? There was no washing of hands before
or after. Oh my go so he touched other people's junk?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Then how many balls?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I feel like it was just me. I feel like
we had a special relationship where he would almost think
it's weird to put on gloves to touch my balls.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I understand how some people would feel that way. Not
with me. You liked it, loved him.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I'm very concerned.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, And I had brought up you in the past
when you talked about him, because you talked about him
so fondly, but also mentioned how fucking old this guy was.
Like that, I said, well, wouldn't you want a newer
doctor with the latest knowledge, the latest technology?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Opposite? But no, no way, man, this guy has been
around the block so many times, he's got his own
parking spot. Oh wow, this guy was great and so
I mean I have some soft hands that were they
old and like rough? There was soft to me. I
don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Wow did he.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Do on one of the more bluing blewing? You know?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So he blew his air? Alright, here we go, Oh
it's jermy air on your phone? Wait?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Why slap him around? You check right, No, imagine He's like, okay,
I checked on.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Let me check your mouth real quick.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What the hellinger in there? But check? But be wild.
That would be wild. That's too far. It wouldn't. No, So,
you know, it was fine. We had a great relationship,
and then he announced me he was retired, and I
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was devastated because I miss him. I think about him
a lot, you know, not every day, not every day.
He's not dead. He could be a couple of years ago.
More than that, it was a long time ago, and
so yeah, I miss him. But whatever, he retired, and
so the guy that then took over the practice was
automatically my new doctor. I guess. Okay, I don't even
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really get it. But I didn't search for a new primary.
They just said, all right, now this guy's taken over,
so he's your new primary. I guess I could have
at that point looked for another guy, but I was like, why,
I don't know, I'll give this guy a shot.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So I was up, Sorry, do you go to an
office where it's just like one doctor? Okay, soil building
multiple doctors in it. Okay, but this guy is taking
over the patients his practice.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, I guess I don't know really how it works,
but that's how it is. And so I go see
this guy. We don't have the same connection as me,
and the old guy is just different. It was fine,
it wasn't. Yeah, I hated that.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Washing his hair.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So impersonal. It is so impersonal, didn't look me in
the eyes when he was doing it he sposed to do.
So it was whatever. So I see this guy once
and then you know, I didn't have any issues or anything,
so I didn't have to go back to the doctor
for over a year. Then the next time I'm gonna
go see the doctor, they let me know, you're actually
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not going to be seeing that guy. You're going to
be seeing another guy at the practice now. The primary
doctor is still there, but they pawned me off to
the new guy, an actual doctor. There's like a couple
of doctors in this practice, and and this guy's new
so he needs patients, and they just go, you're with
this guy now, And I went, do I get a
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choice in that matter? Or like, how do I?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Because what if you liked the guy you saw last time?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah? I mean, and because I didn't really care, I
was like, all right, I'll give this guy a shot,
and turns out this guy was pretty cool, and so
I went, all right, I guess this is my doctor now,
So now I'm up to my third doctor. Yeah, this guy.
My only problem with this guy was he was too thorough.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
To want too much. You don't want somebody making sure everything.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It was like, you want to leave stuff up for
I really need to do that. I mean really like,
I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Really like people say the opposite. They're like, I love
my doctor because he's so thorough sold too much.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
He was. He was just too on it real like,
asked about too many things, too many questions. You can
be taking all kinds of tests. I'm like, dude, I
don't need any of this stuff, but they just want
to rule things out. Yeah, so a little little much,
but whatever, but he was on it. He was really
good doctor. So he was my doctor for a couple
of years. Well, then last year he announced he's moving
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across the country for his own practice. So now I'm
back with the original primary guy again. Guy. So I'm
back with him again. And so I had to go
in like December for our physical and all that stuff.
And so I go in to see him and I
haven't seen this guy in years, because again I only
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saw him that one time, and so we just don't
we don't vibe. You know, he wears a mask still
even now, just like every day, every single day in
the practice. I sort of get it if you're dealing
with sick people like I probably think that's wise, but
it's I got to be able to see, like what's
going on with you? Like what's up with what's up
with you? Like are you happy? Sad? I can't tell?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Do you have braces? Like you don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I don't know that I care about that, you know,
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
When you see like an adult with braces, you know,
like I'm sorry off, ID know, I just I would feel.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I was told I told my dentist that my bottom
teeth or crooked and eventually have to get braces again
because of It's it's like screwing up my bite really badly.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You judge me a piece of ship pretty much.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't call you a piece of ship. But the
first time you come in here with braces.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You're gonna make fun of him face.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It's gonna be it's gonna be something for me to handle.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Option I guess he's gonna the problem with them visualize
you always have to take them in and out every
time you eat.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That such a pain.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
That is gross. But but any would know if he's.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
A beard, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I don't know what's going on mustache only how would
I know?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
One of those curly evil mustache wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So, yeah, it was weird. He's he's very uh direct,
which is okay, but it's but it's like, I want
to again, remember my old timy guy. We were we'd
got a conversation.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
He also still studied medicine, like it was nineteen forty eight.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'm fine with that. Man. I don't have to I
don't have to plague, So I'm good. So yeah, so
me and this guy, it's whatever, Like he's fine, my doctor,
it's fine. I just didn't have an affinity for him.
But whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You guys don't have to hang out in you're you know.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I guess. So I would have were the old guy.
Oh yeah, whatever, And so I got my follow up.
You gotta have a follow up for different things. Okay,
So my follow up was yesterday, and so again go
into the doctor's office and that's when they have formed
me again that you won't be seeing this primary doctor again.
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There is a new new doctor at the practice and
you'll be seeing him. And I went, wait again, this
is I'm being passed off again, Like what is it
about me? Yeah? You like me?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Do you smell?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Am I having like such crazy issues that you can't
deal with me?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And are they intimidated by the caps? Maybe they heard
you're that you're the guy that likes the fingerless or
the gloveless exams, so they didn't want anything to do
with that. A great point of.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I just don't understand it well, especially.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
For a follow up, like that's wild for it because
you did the initial part one right, boy, it's your show.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Who's in the same room with his wife.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
All day?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Joint appointments are fine?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Creepy ship, really creepy ship. Why so I'm confused now
I'm a little offended of like, why do I keep
getting passed off to new doctors?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I don't know, because that doesn't happen normally.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I wouldn't think I would the same doctor since I
was sixteen, the same doctor.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh, you don't want somebody new who's gonna be more
advanced with.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The oh really.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Oh yeah, can you imagine what this doctor scene?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
It's probably a lot really really gam it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Okay, Now, do you think it's just you that this
is happening to or is.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
It like I can't be all the patients. I mean
he's got he's got a list of patients.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
So there's some that he's keeping that he likes. And
then you're on the I don't know, Baas.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I gotta be what did you say?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
What did you do? He was like, you're the problem.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
So now I'm kind of irritated, and I'm like, what
fun this? What if I don't like this guy? Oh yeah,
I don't really like the other guy that much either,
But it should be my choice.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh your body, your choice, you would think. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
So I go in, the new guy comes in, and
of course I'm like, I gotta go over like my
history and any and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
And it's because I could see it on the screen.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I didn't he was looking at things. I'm looking at
your chart going over everything. Couldn't have been nicer, really
couldn't have been nicer. Again, I didn't have to go
through the full checks of you know, balls or anything
like that, So I don't know how he rolls. Like
most doctors. He was a younger guy, so maybe he does.
It was just disappointing, But uh, we had a rapport,
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you did, We had a rapport. No mask, no mask,
no braces, no adult braces. This guy doesn't hate him,
I know. Okay, that's good. Uh so we got along swimmingly.
So I I like this guy. So now my worry
is is this guy gonna leave me at another point?
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Am I gonna get pawned off again to another guy?
Or you know, is this guy actually gonna work out?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
If you don't have him next time, you're for sure
the problem? I mean, we could all agree, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I mean, I mean, is it weird that I just
always just drop my pants and say, okay, maybe that's
the problem.