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February 18, 2026 11 mins
The Mooch has struck again! Emily saw a shopping bag of chips in our break room in what is known as the "free corner." Well, she seems to have gotten in her head that because they were in a shopping bag, they aren't free. Did Emily straight up steal from someone in our building???

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Uh, this is crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I know people think we joke around a lot on
the radio, which we did, but it is true that
Emily is the mooch.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I don't care what anyone says you are.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I mean, isn't that a mooch attitude?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Like anything anything free?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Thinking about like this, like a stool sample, you're not
looking at a stool if it's if.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
It's free and it's just loves.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
It, that's actually not true anymore. I stopped it.

Speaker 6 (00:36):
If you saw something free and broken at some point
and you're like, I get fixed, I'll take.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
It, that's changed.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
That's that was the way that it was for a
long time. I don't do that any I don't do
that anymore.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, you take everything, I mean something free. You you're
grabbing ittle hands.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
And I could use it or or if I need it,
And if.

Speaker 6 (00:53):
You're with her, don't even think about it. Just take
it because she's gonna take She's gonna move fast.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
What is happened today? I have no words because there's
no way this was actually free. But Emily has taken
something that was in the area of free, but not
quite in the spot and there is just noe.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
She stole something we ain't done yet. It's time for
the past.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
The show's after show starts. Now, don't shake your head.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You are you know you are. Didn't you learn your
lesson when there was Remember there was a thing of
bagels right over there by the toaster. Thought it was
a free thing, and she took it. And then somebody
put a note up like, hey, whoever took my bagels?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Can I have it back in the corner? Created it
Sky created the freebody.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Really know, the you know what is also adjacent to
the free corner.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
The toaster, And so you just took.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, okay, that was really bad bit of a du
So you would think.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You would learn your lesson, but you have not, because
what you did this morning is you you're just common
sense brain should tell you that there's no way this
is free.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
There's no way this.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Is free in the free area.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay, can you I regret?

Speaker 5 (02:29):
I am not. I have not come back now thinking
it through.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
I now regret where I initially set the free area
because I was cleaning out the office. Our office hadn't
been cleaned out for like a decade. I mean, we
had like batteries corroded, we had like William hung c
D like we did.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, we had all kinds of weird get that away?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Did y.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Leg move?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Move so good? Give that body man?

Speaker 7 (03:01):
So I didn't know where to put everything, and I
created a little sign that said free. And we had
this kitchenette area and there was a little corner, so
I just put it there. But now in hindsight, I
would have like found a different area, not in the kitchenette,
because there's so much always going on in there with
it's a catch holl Yes, So now it's gotten a

(03:23):
little confusing in that area.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, but but then there's other things that you shouldn't
be confused about, Okay, and Emily's still confused.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
Yeah, Like if you see a stack of old books
with some dust on them, you're pretty sure that's for free.
That's people giving away promotional books that sat in their
office forever.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
But other things I look at them.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
There are some food items that go there. Yeah, but
this one no way.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
Because normally the food items will be like somebody brought
a bunch of lemons from their house and you can
tell they're like backyard lemons.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
After Halloween somebody's dumping all their Halloween candages.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Want to eat it? Yes, yes, stuff like that. You
get giant oranges over there?

Speaker 8 (04:04):
Yeah that's a score though, Yeah, Emily, Yeah, what'd you
find over there?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Where'd you find?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I was going into the kitchen about an hour ago
to fill up my water, and I noticed something sitting
in the free area.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
How do you You're always the one that noticed? It's
crazy area?

Speaker 7 (04:22):
Does she have like an alert, like a sensor camera?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
A small area, small kitchen, small area, right, So I.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Go, moochie, senses going off. They're tangling, they're tangling.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
And I see with my little eyes.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I spy with my little eye to the left, So
there's the microwave straight ahead, and then to the left
of microwave is a toaster, and then to.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
The left and the toasters the free area.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
And I spy with my little eye a brown grocery
bag and in it is four bags of what looked
like chips. So I go, so I walk over there closer,
you get a closer look, and I go start, you know,
looking through to see what's in the bag. And I

(05:10):
see a full sized bag of Ruffels sour cream.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
So not not the fun sized bags, full size, full
sized bags.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Full sized bag of great value, which is the walmart
Off brand pretzels, A full sized bag of leys, sour
cream and cheddar.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Nothing beats it, I've heard it now. These aren't plan les.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
No, that's a plane. Even better, there's a sour cheddar.
Nothing beats a plane.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
How could it be better if nothing beats a plane?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
I said that. I said that a long time ago.
And that's like the farthest from the everything beats a plan.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Everything still don't understand it.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
And the last one is actually something that's become one
of my favorite things recently.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
It's my new favorite snack.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
No, it's that. It's the new pretzel twist brand called Dots.
I don't know if it's And these are the parmesan
garlic one lookout that are so fucking good, holy buttery.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
But she's over selling.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Probably find you're.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
So good you I'll give you.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
I'll give you a bite. And so I see serious about.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
They're really so weird, they're really okay.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
So I see those four things and they're.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
In a bag, in a grocery sack, like a.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Brown bag with handles you get at the grocery Okay, okay, and.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
That's why we all start turning.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Wait, why would your wheels start turning?

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Because it's in the free area, but give.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Away four giant bags of I would think that they
were there as if they're expired and they just somebody
just wants to get rid of them because that's such
an odd and they're in a bag.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
That's the thing that really gets me because normally, when
things are in the free area, people will like kind
of lay them out so you can see your choices.
But this almost looks like to me when mom comes
home from the grocery store and puts the bag on
the counter and then she's got a pee real quick.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's what that looks like.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, I guarantee you there's some sort of sales event
or something going on. They bought chips and stuff for
and whatever and they just put them down there, and
maybe somebody is going to get Bowld ships and sales, Yeah,
sales and SUSA. Okay, Okay, it would make no sense,
you get what we're saying. Yeah, Like, that's insane to

(07:28):
think that.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's so I.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Will start turning what it was and I'm going to
my family's ranch that we have in like near Alpines.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
The thing that we've never been invited, heard about it
many times.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
And I'm going there with with so there's a bunch
of kids there and families and.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
Friends, not our kids or our families.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
And and so I'm like, I'm going to be running
to the store crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
She doesn't even ask us, like, cons you would want
to go? It's not a consideration.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Thirty minutes from it it has a pool, you don't,
I mean, what's thirty degrees?

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Why? Why is that?

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Like?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
What? So I don't get to go because I lived closer.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
To I almost think you get invited more because you
live close to it.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
If he sounds like a fun time just after eight
years ranch and it's.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
About like hanging out and partying with you, you know
on the ranch is not about the actual.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
You just shot it.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's like we're assholes for even thinking that we would
want to go to and hang out with.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
You don't go that often. And I'm going this week.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
And my friend Fletcher asked me, she goes, I really
would love to have a branch trip?

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Can we go? And so this is the only week
and wed I.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Wouldn't go ever, but it'd be nice to be asked
that it would be.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Just eight years. It's honestly a dream of mine.

Speaker 8 (08:52):
Eddie, never a pool. I'm sorry, dream.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Why would you want to go there? I don't even
want to go there. I hate it, that's what I
was speaking.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Fine, but I'll plan a trip and you guys could
have a blast.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, who won't be there? You guys? Oh my god,
just you guys. There's gonna be plenty of chips. I'll
tell you that right now.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
So I realized, Ship, I'm gonna go buy snacks, and
there's two things that I really want in this bag.
So I decided to take out the pretzel dots, parmesan things, Wait,
the sour cream.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Not only did you steal these full bags of chips,
it is you didn't take one like a normal cool person.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
And leave for the other people.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
It took two bags.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
I took bas because I wanted two bags.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
And then I did walk back, and I was feeling
uncomfortable as I was walking.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
You know you did something wrong, do something wrong. I
feel bad about it.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
I was walking into.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
A bank with a gun and hand the tower a note.
You feel bad, I'm gonna feel bad after maybe yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
I'm just like, maybe was that okay? So I go
into my studio.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Well, well, well, before you went in your studio, you
ran past me and Jamie and I was like, and
you were like and you were like, hey, wife, tell
us And I said, I said, what's up?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Okay you? Oh you're that cool?

Speaker 7 (10:20):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (10:21):
That guy was in a deep Jamie, by the way,
we're talking about No, we were talking about something serious.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Thank you okay?

Speaker 6 (10:29):
And I said, I said, and she goes, I took
these chips from Do you think that was cool of me?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Or is this bad?

Speaker 6 (10:37):
And I go, I don't know where were they? She goes,
there were in the free area, and then she showed
me a picture of what they looked like.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Why did you take a picture?

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Because I because I was very I was now that
I did that. I was wondering what the if I
did was wrong. So I go into my Then I go,
I don't know you could make this, which is no
shocked to anybody.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, So I get on to post it, get to
post it out. What I decided, I'm going to write
a note and put it on the chips in the
break room that says I thought these I assume these
are in the free area. I took two bags. Please
let me know if these aren't free. And then I
did a dash and broughte my name, Emily.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
My god, that's the whole building.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You haven't gott an email yet.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Oh god, I haven't got an email yet.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
If somebody saying, hey, heads up, those were for a
sales meeting, so I'm assuming I'm in the clear and
that they're free to refresh.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
I just did guy. I just did this.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Guy. That's so nerd to cover.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
My bases so that I didn't steal. If they were somebody's.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
But you took two bags, it's still a scumbag movement. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Maybe maybe they were in the big GROCERYBA because they
were meant to be taken all four.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
You know, maybe it's a unit of one.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
We'll have fun at the ranch with the bags of chips.
I'll be at home like a piece of ship.
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