February 20, 2026 • 7 mins
Eddie has finally found the proof that we all needed! After walking into the bathroom after Thor, there is sufficient evidence to close the case and confrim that Thor does in fack pee on the toilet seat!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys, this is unbelievable. So Thour makes wild claims all
the time. You know, when he says certain things, we
know it's bullshit, right, and we try to call him out,
but he'll stand his ground. He's ten toes down on
certain things in Misco, like you know you're bullshitting, Like
why are you fighting this? We know you well. Now
(00:22):
it is official. I have proof and witness that Thor
pisses all over the toilet seat.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We ain't done yet, got him, not me, buddy.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
For that part the show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Now, oh boy, this guy, this is great. This is great.
It is great. So it is great. It ain't me,
he can do it all.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I want the backstory, what's up? Thor has always claimed
that he's got great aim, that he doesn't even need
to lift the toilets because we'll go in there from
time to time, Emily and I specifically use and piss
on the seat and it's disgusting choplets. And you know,
(01:19):
we all know that Thor kind of does this, but
we have don't have like official official, not once. And
so he's also claimed because I'm like, there, it is
literally impossible to hit the middle of the to and
not have pego every once in a while, and he
says if that were to happen, he would clean it up.
(01:39):
He's not discussedays always, always, always, always right.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I always stop doing that? Heads up, Okay, don't be
this way. Don't be this way because you're got, because
you're caught.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Caught ship.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
So for some reason, Thor and I are on a
piss sink today. We're on the very same cycle.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Earlier we went to the bathroom at the same time,
heard him flush no hand wash for the biggest germ
of folks that I know. Did not even turn on
the You cannot. I was in the other room. You
did not turn on the fossils. You didn't this time,
nothing zero. And I didn't know who was in there,
(02:31):
but I had in my head whoever, whoever it comes
out of this bathroom didn't wash her hands in the
fucking gross Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah. And then you see this guy. Now, I don't
even touch anything, this zip, I let it go. They
don't even hold your penis. Sometimes I don't. It's like
a garden, you don't.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So that's what I wanted to bring up as part
of the moor of four being such an amazing urinated
urinator that he doesn't dribble is because he has told
us in the past that many times he goes one handed,
if not no hands because because he's a car, possible
because he's looking at his and and and I have said, well,
(03:13):
then there's no way you're not getting shipped everywhere if
you're and he goes, no, I'm so accurate that I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You would go one handed.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You don't need to you something. Oh my god, to
be clear, I haven't had phones apps on my phone.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I am not looking at my phone. Are you holding
your hands? Can you not? You're not You're not holding
your please? So powerful said I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I okay, so we I know whoever this was, didn't
wash your hands. Okay, guess who comes prancing out? Just
there was nothing. There was literally nothing, And so I
knew it for a fact. And so when I saw him,
this fucking guy, if I have to go over behind
the board and do something, he gets a fucking wipeout
(04:11):
cleans whatever thing I touched. No, I wasn't. I wasn't. Okay,
get your a little disinfecting wipes out of here. You
should use them on yourself. Pal, you got nothing but
piss hands.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay, it's disgusting. I don't have piss Yeah you do, Yeah,
yeah you do.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's impossible not to because you don't what you So
he has a thing, his own stuff doesn't bother him.
He likes his own farts, he eats his toenails, he
ships in his mouth. I don't know, but he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't ship my mouth. I don't know. I don't care.
It's gross. That's my own stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Everybody, but but we can't borrow your pen.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's too fun. I don't. I don't know what's going
on with you. I mean the guy is also not
a handwasher or a shower. Yeah you jump in the
pool summer, That is true.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So that happened earlier. And so I know this guy's
pissed hands.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So then after the show, I go to take a piss,
Jamie stops me because he has questions.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
How annoying was that? Dude? I was like pissed. And
then get to this podcast, Jamie ask your question later.
So you know, when you talk to Jamie, it's not
a quick conversation. No, no, God, he's got to give
you the rundown of his whole life guy before he goes.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I mean I checked out halfway through, and is he
even talking about going to a.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Seriously?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You t I now so talking to Jamie, and this
fucking guy goes right in between our conversation and sneaks
right into the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So you had already went. No, I didn't even get
to I assumed you. I'm like, oh, he must have
already went. This isn't your fault.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't blame you, but I was obviously annoyed because
I'm like, I was going to that restroom and I
got stopped by that asshole Jamie, and now Thor snagged
the restroom right in front of me.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well, this is what happens when you guys are in sync.
It's true. It is true that it happened.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So I got fuck all right, So I finished my
conversation Jamie, Thor comes walking out of the bathroom. So
I am the next guy in the bathroom. I'm literally
right here. I can see if anybody else goes in there.
Nobody did. It was just it was Thor left.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I went in.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Next guy in, see the toilet seats down, and I
go this fucking guy. Yeah, I did it again because
he just pissed. It wasn't like he was taking a shit.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
He took it. He just went for a quick piss.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And so I walk in and I go to lift
the seat up with my foot, which is what I
always do, and I see there is piss all over
the seat, literally all over.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It, literally, and I was it was from it. It
was like that, like that forgot it. I will clean
it up.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
He's cat red hand.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I am not. I got I got, I am not.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I am the next guy in piss everywhere And I
went that fucking guy crazy number one. That ain't that
a number two? Disgusting pig. Didn't clean it up? Absolutely, sorry, ladies,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I would never not clean that's your guy. That's there's
never a doubt, right, will never. Okay, you just did?
You just did. Somebody was in there before me. So
did you notice it when you went in there? Yeah? Immediately, really,
because I know you and you would say something. You'd
be like, bro, somebody just pistol. I was not paying attention, Okay,
(07:51):
I just say I'm
Guys, this is unbelievable. So Thour makes wild claims all
the time. You know, when he says certain things, we
know it's bullshit, right, and we try to call him out,
but he'll stand his ground. He's ten toes down on
certain things in Misco, like you know you're bullshitting, Like
why are you fighting this? We know you well. Now
(00:22):
it is official. I have proof and witness that Thor
pisses all over the toilet seat.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We ain't done yet, got him, not me, buddy.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
For that part the show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Now, oh boy, this guy, this is great. This is great.
It is great. So it is great. It ain't me,
he can do it all.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I want the backstory, what's up? Thor has always claimed
that he's got great aim, that he doesn't even need
to lift the toilets because we'll go in there from
time to time, Emily and I specifically use and piss
on the seat and it's disgusting choplets. And you know,
(01:19):
we all know that Thor kind of does this, but
we have don't have like official official, not once. And
so he's also claimed because I'm like, there, it is
literally impossible to hit the middle of the to and
not have pego every once in a while, and he
says if that were to happen, he would clean it up.
(01:39):
He's not discussedays always, always, always, always right.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I always stop doing that? Heads up, Okay, don't be
this way. Don't be this way because you're got, because
you're caught.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Caught ship.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
So for some reason, Thor and I are on a
piss sink today. We're on the very same cycle.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Earlier we went to the bathroom at the same time,
heard him flush no hand wash for the biggest germ
of folks that I know. Did not even turn on
the You cannot. I was in the other room. You
did not turn on the fossils. You didn't this time,
nothing zero. And I didn't know who was in there,
(02:31):
but I had in my head whoever, whoever it comes
out of this bathroom didn't wash her hands in the
fucking gross Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah. And then you see this guy. Now, I don't
even touch anything, this zip, I let it go. They
don't even hold your penis. Sometimes I don't. It's like
a garden, you don't.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So that's what I wanted to bring up as part
of the moor of four being such an amazing urinated
urinator that he doesn't dribble is because he has told
us in the past that many times he goes one handed,
if not no hands because because he's a car, possible
because he's looking at his and and and I have said, well,
(03:13):
then there's no way you're not getting shipped everywhere if
you're and he goes, no, I'm so accurate that I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You would go one handed.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You don't need to you something. Oh my god, to
be clear, I haven't had phones apps on my phone.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I am not looking at my phone. Are you holding
your hands? Can you not? You're not You're not holding
your please? So powerful said I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I okay, so we I know whoever this was, didn't
wash your hands. Okay, guess who comes prancing out? Just
there was nothing. There was literally nothing, And so I
knew it for a fact. And so when I saw him,
this fucking guy, if I have to go over behind
the board and do something, he gets a fucking wipeout
(04:11):
cleans whatever thing I touched. No, I wasn't. I wasn't. Okay,
get your a little disinfecting wipes out of here. You
should use them on yourself. Pal, you got nothing but
piss hands.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay, it's disgusting. I don't have piss Yeah you do, Yeah,
yeah you do.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's impossible not to because you don't what you So
he has a thing, his own stuff doesn't bother him.
He likes his own farts, he eats his toenails, he
ships in his mouth. I don't know, but he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't ship my mouth. I don't know. I don't care.
It's gross. That's my own stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Everybody, but but we can't borrow your pen.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's too fun. I don't. I don't know what's going
on with you. I mean the guy is also not
a handwasher or a shower. Yeah you jump in the
pool summer, That is true.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So that happened earlier. And so I know this guy's
pissed hands.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So then after the show, I go to take a piss,
Jamie stops me because he has questions.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
How annoying was that? Dude? I was like pissed. And
then get to this podcast, Jamie ask your question later.
So you know, when you talk to Jamie, it's not
a quick conversation. No, no, God, he's got to give
you the rundown of his whole life guy before he goes.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I mean I checked out halfway through, and is he
even talking about going to a.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Seriously?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You t I now so talking to Jamie, and this
fucking guy goes right in between our conversation and sneaks
right into the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So you had already went. No, I didn't even get
to I assumed you. I'm like, oh, he must have
already went. This isn't your fault.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't blame you, but I was obviously annoyed because
I'm like, I was going to that restroom and I
got stopped by that asshole Jamie, and now Thor snagged
the restroom right in front of me.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well, this is what happens when you guys are in sync.
It's true. It is true that it happened.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So I got fuck all right, So I finished my
conversation Jamie, Thor comes walking out of the bathroom. So
I am the next guy in the bathroom. I'm literally
right here. I can see if anybody else goes in there.
Nobody did. It was just it was Thor left.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I went in.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Next guy in, see the toilet seats down, and I
go this fucking guy. Yeah, I did it again because
he just pissed. It wasn't like he was taking a shit.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
He took it. He just went for a quick piss.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And so I walk in and I go to lift
the seat up with my foot, which is what I
always do, and I see there is piss all over
the seat, literally all over.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It, literally, and I was it was from it. It
was like that, like that forgot it. I will clean
it up.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
He's cat red hand.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I am not. I got I got, I am not.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I am the next guy in piss everywhere And I
went that fucking guy crazy number one. That ain't that
a number two? Disgusting pig. Didn't clean it up? Absolutely, sorry, ladies,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I would never not clean that's your guy. That's there's
never a doubt, right, will never. Okay, you just did?
You just did. Somebody was in there before me. So
did you notice it when you went in there? Yeah? Immediately, really,
because I know you and you would say something. You'd
be like, bro, somebody just pistol. I was not paying attention, Okay,
(07:51):
I just say I'm
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