The Show Presents: P1 Podcast 2.27.26: Thor's Weird Nose Blowing Technique

Thor was out sick at the beginning of the week and when he came back to work... he was still sick... Over the past few days we noticed something pretty weird about "sick Thor" and it's something we thought that everyone did the same way. Thor blows his nose... with one hand???

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think it's time we need to discuss this. There
is something that has been going on for the past
three days now that is just very bizarre. I don't
understand it. We've seen it over the years, but now
it is to the point of where it's it's down
white psychotic. I cannot understand how Thor blows his nose.

(00:24):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast find
yet completely uncensored and uncing filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts. Now you're thinking to yourself, well,

(00:44):
everybody kind of blows their nose the same way, right,
there's no what could you possibly be doing different that
everybody does. I mean, it's so you know, I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, but when it comes to Thor, you can't assume
anything because being ship I remember us going everyone ties
their shoes the same way, and then we saw four
tie his fucking shoes once and.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
They're like human this like my fucking point point, how.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Is this even possible what you're doing?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'm being flu shamed right now. You're sorry, sorry about this.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
It is a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You got weird ways of doing things.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
You Oh really, god sick yeah, you do, and you
came back on Wednesday. This is uh been going on
house Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I powered through on Wednesday. I powered through.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Should nobody nobody else? Should every p.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
One in San Diego, you guys, for everyone in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I need to be here everybody in the world. You
were gone for a month. I powered through. Sorry, my
wife had a son. Okay, your wife had a son.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I had a baby, and we were okay.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, And honestly, I think the p Ones would have
been more pissed if you got us all sick and
then we were all out like that.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
You guys are good, baby.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
You didn't know that when you were in here hacking
all over us.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Still non Wednesday wasn't great. Tuesday was my Monday, and
Tuesday were very bad for me. It's why I didn't
come in Wednesday. I woke up thinking I can do this.
But my nose was just like a freaking foster.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
He would sit here with the tissue shoved up.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Because and then he just was swollen.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
And when I got home, I put like a glob
of vesseline over my nose, which I don't like doing anyway.
It's all wrong, it's all raw, but now it's not running.
It's just I'm so stuffed up, like yeah, phase of
the flu.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Sorry, I have.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Perfect immune system like you guys do.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It must be nice living in perfect immune system world.
That's not where we live. But here's the thing. What
do I do? What do I do?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Wrong?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Now? And well, I'll tell you. You blow your nose like
a psychopath? Never seen this before.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
We teach our kids, and you I assume he was
taught when he was younger.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You know, you teach them when they're real really young again.
It goes back to the tying of the shoe. Anybody knows,
you know, the rabbit goes in the hole and blah
blah blah. He doesn't do anything. What how do I
blow my nose? Okay, you don't even know here, Yes
he does, because it's it's insane. And I told him
every single time. How could you not know? So every
person on earth that I've ever seen blow their nose

(03:37):
uses two hands. You may I finish. You pick up
the kleenex and the tissue, you kind of fold it,
you put it over your nose and you blow, and
then you kind of wipe your nose with it or
whatever and toss it, okay, the easiest process. I don't
know that there's any other directions that need to be.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
And I can tell you there's one. I can tell
you this one. I don't see the issue.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I don't even know how you do it. It seems impossible.
Why would you do it that way? That's not the
most efficient way, right it.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Is to me because the hands free, asshole?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Why do you need a hand free? There's only one
nose blowing asshole here door is blowing his nose right now.
Let's you speak with one hand, so there's you.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Don't have to wave to the the other hand.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
You don't ever know, bro, Okay, you buttons, there's a
few things going on with this psycho move. Okay, enough,
we got it. Can you stop? It's not even getting
a number one. He blows his hands. I'm getting in
the tissue with one hand.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
One hand in one hand and blows his nose other hand.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
So free.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
He's gonna with you every fucking single time he blows
his nose. He opens the tissue and looks at se
what's in there?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
You don't have to I want to see what color
it is.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
It's good to know. Minutes ago every time I know that.
I don't know that has it ever changed. It could
sometimes it's.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
It's getting clear on getting healthier because when it's dark
and infect.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Every time he looks at Eddie.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
When you take a ship, you don't turn around look
at to see what it looks like.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
No one else does that. Whenever I take a ship,
what's happened? Whenever I take a ship.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I always want to see what I just made.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I'll like, you're proud of it. I'll turn around like, hey, now,
good job.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
But yeah, same thing when I'm blowing my nose everything
I want to see.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
If I take a big ship, I want to see
who's the asshole? Who's the asshole? I'm the only one like,
I don't know that I've ever been proud of a
ship that I shook one hand, Yeah, looks at it afterwards.
You and then here's the other thing that really bothers

(06:04):
something else, something else, double fisted. Yeah, you kind of
control somewhat of the germ level that is going out
to the it's not you.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
You're blowing out out of your mind.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
You're blowing out. It's not.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
On one hand, doing like you do.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Like a t cover coverage, a coverage you got no coverage.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Zero coverage my second hand.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Can you not do that? You're into the microphone. I
can't hear you, dumb ass. I can't hear me.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Because I'm so covered with hand a clown.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Two to one, I mean, when you don't understand that
the difference. Here's one, here's two. Can you see my
family to catch something? You blow your nose like you
got special needs? Yes you do. There's more.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I guarantee I'm not the only person that I've.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Never seen another. I love to take a never you
guys all get together for the podcast.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Hey, hey, let's say you've ever seen this before.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
We're not you are the biggest germ of phobe by
not If somebody is walking around snotting all over the
which you've been doing for three days, it's not covered.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
You're like a chick farting in a dress with no underwear.
Oh it's it's coming out underneath that tissue, like would
we come it covers.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
You could see the little paper flapping the.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
You see that my hand is over it, look at
look at the tissue and look at my palm.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
But you normally just pinched with like a couple of
fingers on top of you.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
The look at it, then releases it all.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
I have a I have a thick blow. I don't
when I blow, I don't my nose. I don't funk around,
I don't do a little light blow. I feel like
I feel like Sky doesn't even how to.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Blow her nose.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
She probably is like kind of passes out people.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
You know what, whatever rockets? Yes, good point out, This
is good point.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
I have a spearce nose. Blow with that nose windows,
does that mean you gotta you gotta thick nose? Listen,
this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.
You need to change your waist. I will never you're
doing it wrong.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I will never.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
God