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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't care what you guys say. I know, I
know what it sounds like. I'm not sick.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm getting worse.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Listen, I've been hearing last couple of days, my voice
has been wonky. I get it.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I'm not sick, and you probably got it from Emily.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Wow, don't you damn holy I fucking stand by the
flu shot. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
It's time for the podcast yet, completely uncensored and unacting
filtered except for that part. The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Now, you're good. You're good.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I felt great.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You're the only one over here he should be worried.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm not worried. I'm not the one that sounds like
ship right.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Now, You're You're not worried. No, Jamie, Jamie did not
come in today any sick. I'm not sick. I am
the flu. I got the flu shot, right. I got
the flu shot.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
And I saw you visit in the Kleenex box a
little bit. Oh, you were taking a trip to You.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Use more tissues than any human being I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's always always.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You're on a team flu shot. Knock it off. Okay, Listen,
I woke up yesterday and my voice I didn't even
know my voice was fucked up until I talked for
the first time in here, because I don't we don't
talk to anybody now in sky and I don't, you know,
have any pleasantries in the office.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Eddie opened his mouth this morning and yesterday, yesterday, yesterday,
and I said, oh my god, he has the plague.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
The plague. It happened. Listen. I don't know if you
realize it's going around right now everybody and everybody. But
I'm not worried.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
The flu shot worked for me because my wife's been
sick twice and I haven't gotten sick.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Everybody I know, I got uh, you know, working with
these baseball the kids. Half my team is sick. Yeah,
and so you're one of those guys. I'm I'm good,
I'm good. Manie's sick. The coaches, I'm gool man like.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I got home from work yesterday and one of the
first thing is my husband said to me, he goes,
is Eddie sick?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Sick? Eddie got Jamie's That's not true, that's not true. Yeah.
I started talking yesterday, I went, what the fuck is
wrong with my voice? Because I don't feel it's called
it's called the cult.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, Emily would say allergies.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
First of all, so do I I acted? Have I
acted like down trodden?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
The thing, here's the thing you tell me, doesn't protect
you from everything?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Protected? I don't, it doesn't. Wait.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
And second of all, there's no way over Eddie's dead
body ever ever say that he was sick after he
made the biggest he could do. I mean, have one
O four fever and he goes, I feel fine, I'm great.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Spit at me.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I don't want to spit it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I don't care because I'm not sick. Then you would
spit on her.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, wait what I'll do it?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Then he won't get sick. I listen. I woke up yesterday.
My voice sounded like this, and I'm like, what the fuck,
because I don't. I don't have any symptoms. I don't
feel sick at all, and so I'm like, what is
going on with my voice? This is bizarre? Great, all
throughout the whole day yesterday, feel fine, went and I
(03:42):
had baseball practice. If I'm sick, I ain't doing that,
good man. I'm outside hitting rockets at fucking kids. God
stop getting kid No, damn it is incorrect. Then I
I come in this morning, don't feel fine and speak
and I'm like, man, my voice is still fucked up.
(04:04):
I know.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I immediately text my wife, Hey, if I get sick
and the baby gets a really bad hold, it's because
of Eddie.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Really, that's where it gives. Your wife is sick. Right now,
I have no idea. I didn't see you over the weekend.
Over the weekend, we didn't. We didn't, we didn't hang out.
I am one million percent fine.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
A million person. And why does your voice fucking sound.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Like what sick? I do this? Yes, I think they would.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Like mentally sick.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'll give you that. I'll give you that now. The
only thing that I don't I can't really put my
finger on or explain, number one, my voice. I don't
know what's going on. I think you can have a
fucked up voice like larryngiis or something without being sick,
because I'm not sick.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Well, like if you were screaming.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, no, that's a different thing, of course, but that's
not that's neither here nor there. That's just for fun. Okay,
you know you, laryngitis isn't a thing you get from screaming.
It's just a condition or something.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Are you making that up?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yes? Look it up?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
The only thing that I don't really understand what Jamie's
out sick? Yeah, called in sick. He was sick yesterday.
I didn't see him again. I wasn't hanging out with
that guy made her.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
He came in the studio once and as soon as
he want you're really mean anything?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
He just like almost like when a dog comes into
a room. It's not supposed to be an out like that.
That's what you made.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Started to cry and then and then I used clorox
wipes on the handle.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I don't know what he was doing with. Maybe he
was hanging out with Aley. I don't know. Maybe they're both.
They're both sick of the same times. I'm not sick.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Are you in this triangle of sickness?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I feel one million? You do not.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Did your wife say anything about your voice yesterday?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
She said he did, question like are you okay? You
are you.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Walk over and do the thing where your forehead.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm not a toddler, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'll do that to my husband.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's weird. And it always you stick your finger.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Up his as it always has to be the back
Get over here book about alan check, and you don't
do it with your finger, funker, you would do it
with a thermometer.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I know, I don't know what you guys are doing.
I don't know what you are doing.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I feel like allergies. Emily, would it not sick? I'll
stick out my neck and go gland check to my
wife and checked my glands are swe.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
How would she know? Can we get it?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
How would she get a gland check on?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Eddie? Very thick?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
He has a very thick.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
And I don't want to get that fucking close because.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Then I'm going to get well. You are already are
going to get sick. You didn't get the flu shot.
Jamie is sick. You're you're done. You're done, so me
thor Emily look at us.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
With you Eddie, I'm great.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't know what to tell you, So I can't
have this voice for two days and tell you I'm
a million percent good.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's just a sick voice, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It sounds sick voice.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Okay, that wasn't like that.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Probably he's probably low key fever low key.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Ever since you learned about low ki, you've been trying
to drop it in. It sounds so yeah yeah bro,
yeah Bro. Sorry guys, I'm not sick. I know you're
claiming I am. I'm good.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, I'll get that together. No, bro, we're gonna get
the call.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Careful my death bet, I'm still coming in. Never never,