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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I can't believe what I'm seeing. And if she argues this,
this is like, come on, what are we doing here?
Emily has been very feisty today. Yeah, everything week or so,
the whole week, Oh wow, week or so or so.
Definitely today, Yeah, very feisty, very spicy. This little tomato
(00:21):
over here, well I think it's the outfit.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh she's she's like a fed Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
In charge of security over here.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I'm not Christina, look like I'm not ris.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Emily comes prancing in here after we ended the show.
This is when Sky goes to quote tinkle Town and did.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
She come in asking to see your guys idea?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
She was, Honestly, I'm looking outside right now just to
make sure I'm clear. She came prancing in here with something,
and I went, you gotta be shitting me. What is
this chick doing? Like she it's like her words don't matter,
and then she changes like what she actually says and
she does this ship to me all the time. She's
the typical little sister for me, Like she drives me
(01:05):
fucking bananas because she says things and then all of
a sudden, this is actually what I said. No, it
isn't Anyway, she is a massive what would you say,
like your biggest enemy, maybe hater, biggest hater the word
girl scout cook She hates hates anybody that sells little bitches.
(01:28):
I've heard her say.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That I don't hate girl Scouts. You do, I don't
hate girls.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
That's crick You get out in your car out of
Vonn's and you see the girl Scouts and it says
it makes you sick.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, it makes me annoyed. Yeah, not sick. It was
not a word i'd use.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Look, I'm gonna go back, and I bet you disgusted.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I'm not disgusted.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You are beyond annoyed.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Girl Scout can be accosted when I'm going in and
out and feeling bad.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I heard you say you wish you could slap them.
I heard Oh my god, I never said that. So
how does it make when Emily comes prancing in here
with girl Scout cookies?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
We ain't done censored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Now, can I say something because I missed a lot
of this because, as you mentioned, I was at the
Town of the tablesport.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I sure did.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
That's how I got in and out, and so I
come back in here and you're you guys are kind
of yelling about these girl Scout cookies. And then we
go to do the podcast and Eddie setting it up
talking about the hypocrisy, and I can't believe this chick.
The whole entire time, I thought you were referring to
the fact that she says every day, I.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Don't like sweets.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh yeah, well I'm gonna get to that. Obviously, that
hypocrisy is on another That's.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
What I thought was not And I totally forgot until
you just said, right now, how much she like has
a stance against hates.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
More sweet than anybody. I know.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's a fact. That's a fact, like multiple levels.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
My mind is going right now and I don't it's.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
A double it's a double. It's a double whammy.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Hates Girl Scouts, hates sweets.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
But it is eating them. But as we speak them,
there's a reason. And by the way, our boss came
in with that star bread who was the first one.
It's like, it's like this very sweet, it's almost like
eating a church was face yeah on the first one
that came in and was fucking crushed. So she's already
had sweets this morning.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
When our boss walked away, she was like, I got
save for the rest of the people. Was crazy, big sweets,
chicken not normally what is going on?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Sweet? She's salty, very sat sometimes.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I brought these in your sweet.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You came in here with a box of Girl Scout
at ten o'clock in the morning. By the way, and
what what happened? Why where did this come from?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
So our sweet sweet coworker Aaron, who has been doing
this for many years now. She has daughters that are
Girl Scouts, and so what she's been doing for the
past couple of years is she puts a little clear
bit of them on top of the water cooler with
a sign a QR code for Venmo, and it says
on her system for Girl Scout cookies, please take one
and pay me or leave money on my desk.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We've all seen it.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, we've all seen it.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
But I'm interested it got there.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm staring at those cookies.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I did like go on my tippy toes to take
a look in the box to see what kinds that
she has had.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Have you guys done that?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
She was?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
She does?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
The cookies are in uh on top of the water
jug so like it is hard not to look at
them every time you FLI up your wife, and so
every morning I look at them, and I always consider it,
but I'm like.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Nah, I don't need sweets right now.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's a marketing ploy. She knows what she's doing.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I actually don't normally always eat sweets. Oh I know,
but I like them.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
But I like them, but I like.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Them, like them, And so I've been looking at those.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I below them, and like, what two weeks, no hour,
a week longer, it's been a while.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah, And I do occasionally like a little like one
like little sweet treat or something like you know here
at work around this time, because I eat earlier and.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It just you also like a little something sweet with
your coffee. So that's multiple times a day you like
a little something. That's just what we know what she's
doing at home.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I actually don't have anything like this at Who the
fuck says I don't like sweets normally?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And you have multiple times a day we go.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
To our house is churros everywhere, cake everywhere, cookies eyes.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
And if you occasionally like something sweet and you've just
been given basically a churro by our boss, you would
think that.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Was first one.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Every once in a while want a little something, little something,
and got it.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
So I'm water and I see all these things.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
And there's a couple of different reasons why I ended up,
you know, deciding to make the purchase of the box
of cookies that I have sitting here. For one, I
thought that I would enjoy trying the peanut butter sandwich
that I've never tried before because I'm a trefoil shirt
bread girl.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
There's the cookies I like.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
For two, my son Reid really likes peanut butter sandwiches,
and I knew that you would like.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I am you're going.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
And the third thing, there's a third thing, And I
swear the entire life.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
That you're going to steal them and not actually pay
for them, because you're and we know that that's what
you do. That's what you did.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I'm going to text the woman who put the cookies
out and let her know, Hey, I.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Know, definitely, Emily Griff, definitely.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
You paid Aaron six dollars for cookies. Boom boom boom, So.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I shut our ship down.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
The third thing I wanted, I thought you because I
know you guys don't like trefoils. I for some reason,
thought you guys would really like the peanut butter sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I'm would.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I said, I'm going to come back here and I
was going to open them up.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
That's why I pranced in here, because I was going
to see if you guys all want to did you
just go.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
With the most popular one, the thin Mint?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Everybody like, when have I ever when have you ever
seen me eat a nutter butter?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, like no one else.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Peanut butter sand I like peanut butter. I don't like
peanut but if I.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Was, if I was a six year old lunch then yeah,
maybe i'd have.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Just gave blood.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's when you have.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
But for the most part, you go thin Mint's tag along.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
There was other reasons because I know my son likes
I'm in one. But here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
She's the nutter butter chick.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
She's the one who has said when she gives blood
every single time.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And we got in a fight.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
But remember I was the one that said, there's always
nutter butter.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Because you love but because you love nutter butter. So
this whole thing of you're buying them for us.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
That was my third that was My third thing was
that I was going to share them with you and
I wanted them.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Wow, came in.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Your prants and found out this guy over here Eddie
didn't want one or didn't want one.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I don't go fuck myself. I was trying to be nice,
be nice.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
If they were tag alongs, I would have had one said.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You don't like the tagalongs. You don't like the short bread.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Ones, no trifle or the tagalogs of the peanut butter
the You don't need to say that I don't like.
I don't like it. Yeah, those ones, no thanks and
so yeah, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I don't know, knowing how much Emily hates the girl
Scout cookies Girl Scouts. I hope that Aaron gives her
the money back.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
She's gonna give me the money.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I don't need this.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You don't need the blood money tainted money.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, exactly, Wow, exactly helped your daughter out.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Okay, helped your daughter out.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I don't know. I haven't bought any cookies yet this year,
so you haven't.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
This is well, this is my second time buying them.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay is going on?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
The first time?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The fuck is going on? Did somebody please.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Was a neighbor, a little girl in a fucking wagon
that came over to my house.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
What a real bitch? Huh what I saw throw at
her face? Did you try to trip her or did
you go? You know what? I fucking love sweets. I
can't handle this and give them to me. Everyone.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I didn't say everyone in the neighbor.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I probably knows the house to go to it because
they know she's gonna buy it.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
The meth house on the corner, it's not the meth
house in the corner I thought it was.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It's not a meth.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
House, but it is on the corner. And so I
was washing dishes one afternoon, like a week or two ago,
and I was washing dishes, and it was in the
middle of the day, on like a Saturday or Sunday,
and so I could see I saw coming out of
the pariff.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
So you ran out there to get the.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Whole cart.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I see him coming down the street and it's.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
And I knew my son read.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I saw her cart and her mom walking and I
I'm hoping that they're not going to hang a left
to go then to my friend.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You love them, I don't love them.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
I don't love you. Now have I was in like
I looked like horrible. I was in like a like
a like like little girl, but my hair was amazined,
like visiting with anybody. And so then I see her
wake her way up my front path and she knocks
on my door. And then that's when the lady says, oh,
your neighbor's Jessica, and Shelby told us.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
That you might want some cookies.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
There go.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
She set that girl over to my house.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
That's where you do the cookie fiend over here.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
I bet you What really happened is she was washing,
she saw the was and the dishes. She saw the
girl went usually and then went and then went over
to a purse to look and see. I didn't have
any money, so she broke reads grab some money, grabbed
some money from what happened, and then paid for his cookies.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That's not what happened.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
That's not what happened. So I kind of rolled my eyes.
I was kind of pissed off. And then I opened
the door. A little girl, my god tended to throw
a smile on what kind you buy? I bought the trefoils.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Okay, there you go, I bought the trefoils.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Hater the six dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And venmo Oh.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
My mom's kind of annoyed.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I had the venmo or too, By the way, she
wasn't prepared for it, which is kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
It's weird to assume people have cash on them exactly,
thank you. That was annoying.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
But I got the cookies and so thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So now you have multiple boxes of girls got cookies,
which you apparently hate, and you don't even eat sweets,
but yet you have the most.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
And she goes through a sleeved day.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I heard don't go through a sleeve a day, and
I just don't normally like sweets.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay, dude, stop saying that.