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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thor is going to be blown away by this.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is always one of my favorite things is when
Thor finds out like how things are now and compared.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
To when he was, you know, growing up or whatever.
Does he hates it?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, And like, I guess this is just what happens
when you get old. I don't feel like me being
a kid with Batman.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It wasn't. But I mean, you are thirty one.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But also too, things are things are different between now.
A lot of things are changed where I come from too,
but things are different on the East of course. So
a lot of times when you guys tell me something,
it like double blows me away.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah you know, so uh in you know, I'm coaching
a baseball team and we are in the juniors division,
so it's fourteen U and so as the season kicks in,
something is kind of like standard practice. That again last
year I found out my first year in juniors that
(00:52):
I didn't really know was a thing. And now it
is like every team has this, Every team gets practice jerseys.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Are you that's so stupid?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
So explain that is so stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Explain what that is. And an embarrassing exchange I had
with my tea mom.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yet, completely uncensored and unding filtered except for that part the.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Show's after show starts. Now I knew he wouldn't like this.
I knew these kids now, Oh he's standing up with
rant for this.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
These kids are too pampered. Bro. Like when I got
we didn't have practicers in high school. But if I did,
that's something you like, you earned that ship, you know
what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Like, I really don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
You shouldn't be just given practice jerseys? What's from with
the jersey? The T shirt that you're wearing, some pants.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So happy shirt and pants and jeans?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
No, and in your mind, how would you earn getting
a practice jersey?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I don't know what playing hard, winning some games, showing
up on time, doing extra.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Work, so only certain players practice? Oh yeah, no, you
gotta earn it. Baby, What do you always say? What
does Reid always do that? What does Read always not
do that? You wish he did practice, like more effort.
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He would have a practice jersey, but would tell you what,
you work harder to get the practice?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I would think, so I would think maybe I would
think so.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It's I've also got a buddy whose kid is like
in every travel every time. Every time I fucking turn around,
the kids had another tournament. There's a million tournaments. And
if it was just pay for it, right, that'thing special
about it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You got to make the team travels well.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I think his dad's the coach, think so.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
And every time I turn around, he's got he's a
picture of him with another ring, and.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I'm like, he's fucking nine. Why are you paying for
these fucking rings?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You pay to be in the tournament. You pay to
be in the tournament, and then you get the ring
that you like.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
If it was if it was like a legit season
like you guys have about to start, I understand that.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
But just a weekend Memorial Day tournament, you for your ring.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hell out of cool to have one of those.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Get the hell out of here. Another thing you should earn? Okay, well, yeah,
by winning the turn on a fucking weekend tournament. Give
me a break.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Sorry, is not a fan?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Give it everything, given everything, given everything. Those tournaments are
every weekend for all year round, all year round. How
many rings do you need? When is it not? It's
not special? Anymore. Oh another ring. You're not Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What are you the Mandarin? That's a deep marvel.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't even thank you, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
He's the only one who dropped. I don't even know
why I wasted my breath.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So these practice jerseys are an interesting thing. And so
last year, you know, new to the league, new uh,
you know, to juniors and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I never heard of practice jerseys.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
So stupid, that's what you never heard.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It easy the question about practice jersey Do you have
to wear them to practice or could you just wear Okay,
it's definitely not an enforced thing, but every kid does
because it's cool, because it's so you have your regular
type of jerseys, you know, they are like buttons and
stuff like that. These are basically just dry fit shirts
(04:20):
with your logo. Those were my league. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh my god, I've said this before, the name of
the guy who the sponsors of, like the companies that
endorsed the.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Team, or the name of the teams like the bail Bonds.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, my team was Bill Court roofing.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, one team.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
One time I was on a Robotaci funeral home.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay, So I would say we're playing the funeral home.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Guys like funeral like what weird that we would make
up our own team names though, still would like the
Funeral Bulldogs.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
That makes sense, Bill Court roofing, Ok, that's pizzeria.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
No, it's never good like that. What it was in
our league, you know, in majors, it was real major
league teams. And now in juniors we do minor league teams,
you know, so it's kind of fun. And you know
minor leagues are wacky teams, you know, so there they
are all kinds of No, we had nothing.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Like that, the Sacramento funeral Homes.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
No, there's nothing like that.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And so we have our teams and then you get
your regular jerseys. And then last year I found out, oh,
we have these practice jerseys. And so luckily at that
time my team mom, she found a sponsor, got them sponsored,
all paid for.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Sponsor on the jersey. People people could confuse it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, nobody, nobody was confused with the plumbing company.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Billy Bill Howse No, I don't think Bill, Bill, No,
it's not really how that worked.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
But if you don't have a spont ser who's paying
for this, well, most of the time they'll ask for
the parents.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Parent, not my kid.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So and I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't I pay enough for this bullshit that I
hate asking parents to do anything or ask for even
more money. So I made it my mission to go
out and find a sponsor, and so shout out alcohol Ford.
We're the alcohol Fords.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
We're built for tough. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You have your own fucking slogans.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, we were great.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
So I got went out procured a sponsorship for the
team jerseys. And so I said, anything over what they've
agreed to pay for, I'll cover. I'm not gonna ask
the parents for any more money.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Sort of really nice but also insane. Okay, if I
was you, I would make them earn the jersey.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm not doing. Okay, we've got to pass this. We're
not doing that. They get the jerseys. It's just part
of the league. I don't know what oity. Listen, here's
the thing. Here's why I like the practice jersey is
because fourteen year old boys stink. They stink, and so
the fact that they have some other dry fit thing
to put on and wear besides the regular jerseys and
(07:10):
other things like that, like it helps a little bit. Okay,
that's all I'm gonna it helps a little bit. I'm
not going in the dugout. I'll tell you that right now,
because it.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Is like those cotton shirts that they were wearing at
school all day, so gross.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So gross, and so we're not earning the jerseys. It's
just it's just standard practice. And I no, I don't
know what to tell you. And so, uh, Fantastic got
a new team mom this year because my other mom left,
she aged out or whatever. I would love Emily that
be my team mom, but no, she her son is
long long gone. So it'd be a little weird to
(07:44):
have some random woman be our team mom who's not
even a mom.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I would love to do I know.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Print Yeah, I mean team milk mascots of the Leopards.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You know, that'd be kind.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Of she cougars, what's up girl? So no, it's not Emily,
it's another lady. You volunteered to be the team parent,
Fantastic And so these are the sort of things you
kind of put on the team mom or team parent.
You just sort of say, hey, listen, I went out
and secured this, you know, blah blah blah blah blah.
(08:20):
Can you find a place that will do the printing
and make up these jerseys. So she fucking did not
mess around. Literally within twenty four hours, found the place,
got the estimate, got the thing mocked up, and I'm like,
holy shit, Yeah that was fantastic. And so I'm like,
that's great. She did a killer job all this stuff.
(08:41):
So we've been kind of texting back and forth. She's
sending me the what it looks like she's got to
get the approval, all that different stuff is going back
and forth. Do you want the last names on it?
Do you want all these different questions and all these things?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Of course, Okay, another thing we never had.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You got to earn the last name.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
It's your name, no, no, dot no, never had.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
It because you're playing for the guy on the front
funeral homes. That's right, Yeah, that's right, that's right. Okay,
not playing for the guy. So we've had these different things.
And then she said me the invoice because I'm the
one dealing with the sponsorship, and I see that it
(09:22):
is over what the amount is. So it is gonna,
it is gonna come out.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Shouldn't have gotten last names, that's what took it over
the top.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, no joke, I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't mind. Listen, it's not a big deal to me.
And so I go, I'm happy to do it, happy
to do it if you don't mind me, if you
don't mind me asking not much, not much, it's not crazy.
And so I go, okay, no big deal. And so
she when she made the order and whatever, she just
(09:57):
paid for it, and I said, all right, give me
your venmo. I'll give you the amount and then I'll
get the money from the sponsorship and babab bab boom
will be done.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So she sends me the invoice, and while this is
all happening, she's also saying, let us kick in too.
I really want to help and I want to help
pay and all that stuff. And I'm and I'm saying no, no, no, no,
it's fine. I yes, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Oh that's great. How much you think I know you?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I know I've already said, I've already made kick in.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
She's already for more than half.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
You're really off poke here.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I said, no, please, that's my treat. I'm doing it, okay,
the general and so we're doing this back and forth
thing and whatever, and so you know that's sort of
where its late as no no, no, please please, no, no,
no whatever, We're both amazing.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, So she sends me the I see what.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I quickly look at it, go to my venmo pay her,
and then we're done.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Well.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
She then immediately writes me back and goes, oh, no,
you paid me too much. I'm sending it right back
and I go, oh, man, like I feel bad, you know,
I go again. We went through this back and forth.
I go, I'm fine with paying for it. Please don't
you know, don't send me anything back. It's okay, you know,
(11:27):
but if you really want to do it, I feel
weird about it. But okay, like how much do you
want to pay?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Okay? Right.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Turns out there was a little bit of a miscommunication
what where she when she was saying I paid too much,
I actually paid too much. I read it wrong and
I actually overpaid. What it was it was like some
like I don't even remember what it was, but it
was as if it was like one hundred and twenty
(11:56):
eight I read one eighty two. So I just I
put the numbers backwards, you know, And so I overpaid
by like whatever, it was like sixty bucks. And so
she then informs.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Me it's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh, I didn't mean that we were gonna pay. I
meant you actually overpaid, But do you now want us?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
And I'm like, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. This
is so bad, so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
And then to make matters worse, she sent me the
emoji of the hiding face.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Oh no, like she's.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Embarrassed, and I'm like, now I'm in I'm humiliated, and
I'm like, oh fuck, this.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
All could have been avoided if you make the kids earn.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Does make sense