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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We knew this was gonna happen. We saw it coming
all day long. This guy has been talking about her Colonosby,
which is happening tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Everyone's buzzing about it.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Everyone's buzzing because you won't shut the fuck up about it.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Not only do you talk about it NonStop in here,
this chick is going around the building and telling everyone
she's getting a Colonoscy tomorrow. We ain't done yet. It's
time for the podcast a.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Year completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The show's after show starts now listen. There's nothing wrong
with getting a colony. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
But it's also kind of a private matter, don't you think?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, so I'm not wrong in thinking that.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
No, I don't advertise if I go get a paps.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Around the building and I got swabbed today, gotta get
the syrups getting my annual No, I don't you don't. Okay,
good to know this chick. It's like she's proud of it.
I mean she's literally and I'm not exaggerating at all.
She has gone around the entire building and nobody knows
(01:22):
she's bringing it up. How does that even come up
a conversation? How the fuck do you just drop he
getting the colony tomorrow? What do you think they're Billy?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You know you have a conversation with Billy Well.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Because he doesn't work here.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's why he doesn't know. Okay, it's fucking weird, Sky.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Stop it talk lately.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It's not lately. You are You are the only one
walking around talking about a colonoscopy. It just have you
really been telling everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Talked to? I think four different.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
People in the building, and there's more that this outside
of five of us, at least four at.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Least Oh wait, no.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Now I've thought of a I'm telling you there's more.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, yeah, mortifyed.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Heye's name, like one person that I could see you
talking this too. That wouldn't surprise me. It's like over
there and across the hallway. But other than that, like,
I can't even I'm trying to come up with how.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Do you bring it up? That's what I mean? It
doesn't come up?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And I would think you have to ask, right you
because I'm getting one.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's how you bring up? Right? That's you want to know?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Info?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
From tips from them.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, because you're confused Sky, but Sky knows there's a
lot of prep that goes into it. Sky knows it,
but she's still somehow confused by it. She's had one
and has to ask five hundred people would rather just
ringing in the direction.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
She had one.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
But there's new steps that were there before.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You have the steps. They gave you a description. Bigger asshole, right,
bigger has pre op. But she doesn't trust it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So she's going to ask everyone.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
She's no, I trusted.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm just talking to people. I'm I'm just crazy about it.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Uh So, I mean it comes up in a variety
of ways. It's always a very let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
So one guy I was talking to and in the kitchen. Yeah,
normally this goes down in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Uh kitchen all for you.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
From knowing I need something in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I have no problem chick.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
My paris.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
So one guy I was talking to him and uh,
you know, he I asked him, Oh, how was your weekend? This,
you know, was yesterday, and he let me know what
he was doing this weekend. And it turns out that
they are struggling with some health stuff. In their family
and that's why I you know, And after he's talked
to me about that, that's when I lead it into yeah,
(03:51):
I know at this age, I got to get all
my scans. I'm actually going in for my.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Uh sale. I had to let a.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Gal know endorsement rat that would be rat yep, yep, yeah,
so a gallon sales.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I was telling her gonna be out. Oh that's another person.
I told, Okay, so up to seven.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Now we're up to seven, and you can say I'm
going in for a medical treatment. You don't have to
get in there with details like you don't have to tell.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
People parentheses, colonoscopy.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
That is how the email. That is how the email read.
And so then Emil I let her beat up know okay, yeah,
it's best for beat up.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Who's also, you know, runs our sales Hello?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
He said he didn't need to know that fed up
to not respond to letting him know I'm getting a colonoscopy,
but the sales gal did. And then she starts telling
me about hers she just had a year ago, and
how I'm gonna feel great.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
The next day.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I feel great the next day.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Because you're like so cleansed. It's like doing like yeah, yeah,
very very cleansed. So it's kind of been coming up
in ways like that. This morning, a gal talking about
how she's not excited about this week because she has
a lot of stuff going on this week that she's
not looking forward to.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, stop, I know that's opening the door for you
to say what you want to say. It is, but
you don't have to. You don't have to.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I'm sorry you got a week like yeah, you could just.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Know you don't have to. It's like she has to
relate to everybody.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I was just gonna say, I always have to relate
like myself. If you tell a story, I'm going to
let you know how I'm relating to it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But that's making it about you.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I have that thought before of like, oh is that
a selfish thing?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
So you don't have that hard of a week coming up.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It's not happening on a Thursday. It's happening on a Tuesday.
It's over on Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It's dominating my week.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
No, it's not Becausday Friday dominating my week.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's dominating today and tomorrow. That's it. Well, we're gonna
hear we We've heard about it all day today. Yes,
it's going down tomorrow, and then we're going to hear
about it all day on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Ye're gonna I'm gonna wait for I may be sore.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I may I read online there's no pain at all.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I may like hallucinate that one of the medical texts
something to me, like I thought last time that.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't think I have a looseness.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
How would you know?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I guess we'll find it.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Okay, Yeah, I'm not I'm not aware. I'm not going
in because of any symptom and.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Just going old school cameras, you know what I mean.
I don't know why eight millimeters television broadcast camera.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I don't know why they would need to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I don't know why, because you it's an imax.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's not an imax. They're not showing that the tears.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's just a normoul would be.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I don't think it would be so.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yes, I have been relating to people. I have been
telling people I feel at this age there's nothing to
be embarrassed about it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'm not saying that you need to be embarrassed, but
you can also have a little bit of decorum. Yeah,
and do not walk around and just throw it in
people's faces. I don't want to talk to you. If
it's you, you can tell me about your kolenoscopy. Oh
thank you. Yes, some random other rando, I don't want
to hear about their kolonoscopy. I don't want to hear
(07:28):
about it. It's not my on my on my docket today.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
So I'm the rando to the other people in the
building going around telling everyone, Yeah, Cogo has been getting
a lot of colonoscopy news, so I wonder if the
Cogo crew has gone together and be like, why skykeepers.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's crazy, it's embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah, this one guy at Cogo, I've talked to him
like three times about it, so he's really.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Times this is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, because he recently got air with him.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
The war Iran continues on also sky withay, So yeah, crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
So there were just new things and he had recently
gotten one.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
So I'm like, did you have to do these steps too?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Of course, yeah, of course you would have to, and
there's probably I asked.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
That, well, he said he did acknowledge. These are newer
things that they've added, so you probably didn't have to
do this ten years ago, and now that is the
new protocol, and then there's probably gonna be a few
more discussions before I leave today because well, because I'm
currently right, I'm currently trying to find out the best
(08:37):
crystal light flavors because they say you need to add
it to the solution to make it taste.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Better, you know, the colon blow. You add it to
that to be allowed.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
To do that.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, it says to eat anything.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, So basically from this point on, I'm supposed to
be on a liquid diet.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
And then starting.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Tonight, I drink the solution and they said, yes, you
can flavor it with a sugar free thing like crystal light.
But since I don't drink that, I don't know what
the good flavors are, and I'm trying to get input
from the room and everybody's overhearing about my colonoscopy.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
For some reason.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
So, uh, if email me if you got any you know,
crystal light tips. Okay, pink lemonade is what the internet's saying,
so I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I don't know. So it's different. So it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, it is a lot. It's embarrassing, not as embarrassing
as coming in here with a hickey? Yeah, what is hickey?
Fucking called out earlier this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You have a hickey. It does look like a hickey.
I thought it was a hickey too.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Happ So you know when you guys have sex, you're
usually pretty passed out. Yeah, did the boo like suck
on your neck while you're passed out.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You've said that he's pried before to give you a hickey.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, but that was that was in our younger day.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No, it wasn't my younger days. I mean like ten
years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't agree with that either, when he tried to
give me a hickey. He's tried to give you hickeys before,
like more recent than ten years ago. Oh what a pervert?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Okay again probably probably.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
So at first when Thor said that, I didn't even
know what he was talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And then I realized that.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Either I either had a ZiT or a bug bite.
And then yesterday I was I was having lunch outside
like on a patio, and all of a sudden, it
kind of I felt something, and I kind of wasn't
really into the conversation because it was my husband and
his brother talking about VW's for a fucking hour. So
I was just sitting there and I think I was
like scratching it, and then I looked down in my
(10:35):
hand and there was a little bit of bloody.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
So I don't know if it was like a little
bug bite or.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
But I I don't I but I don't think it
looks like a hickey, does it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It looks exactly really, It's like I'm.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
A little bit closer, it looks like it looks red.
It's a red round circle, which looks if you.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Were just if you were at like my distance, Emily,
and you looked over at a neck and saw that
when you go that it's possibly a hickey, or or
a shaving accident.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I don't shave my face.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
The guy's gonna now start wearing a turtleneck until now,
imagine this guy you're about to go under, and the
tech goes, is that a hickey