March 6, 2026 • 15 mins
The ladies are heading over to a "Girls Only" luncheon today with the other women in the building at a very fancy restaurant. That poses the question... what is Sky going to wear???
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, listen, I don't really understand it. It makes no
sense to me in this day and age that gender
matters this much. Thoris, It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I've been hearing this all morning, garbage.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
What if the shore on the other foot? Could you imagine?
Could you?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm going, Oh, I'm going yeah, why can't I go?
I wear pants suits?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Sky and Emily today, in a couple of hours are
headed to a lady's only lunch.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
We ain't done yet, completely and unfiltered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Now, no, man, that's not cool. You can't do that anymore.
No man, again. All I would have to do is say,
if there was a guy's only lunch, how everybody would
be fired? It would be insane.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, but you're not trying to break through that glass ceiling.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I hate to break it to you. I hate to
break it to you. But the head of our building
is a female. Yes, the second in command is a female.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes, So multiple managers, multiple are female. You're through it.
If the ceiling's.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Broken, can it runs this entire company?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Men? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So what but who runs the building?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Who runs?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And by the way, we've had a female boss in
charge for decades.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
In this building.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I've been here just fifteen years and it's only been
a female for the fifteen years i've been here.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Can it?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Can it?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Let you know, my entire time here at this radio station,
I've only had a female boss. Think about that, and
I've been here for twenty plus years, So give me
a break, Give me a break with this. But so
I'm going to hit you with that ceiling in a second.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, are you ali?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes? What what is the what is going on? It's
international like chick Day or what's going on dayal skirt Day?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Tomorrow is International Woman's Day.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
I didn't look it up, but I know that the
reason for this you don't even know is because of international.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That makes it any more pathetic. Yeah, so tomorrow is
International Women's Day.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So lunch tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, I believe.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
So tomorrow was International Women's Day.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
So our boss decided to get a little Sunday luncheoned
again Sundays for you?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Don't You were wrong, by the way, it's it's Sunday.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Okay, I was right.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It's over the weekend. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Weak enough, who's paying for this lunch.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
By the way, the company.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I think the company is.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I assume the man get a fucking free lunch. I
a really nice restaurant.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's crazy. They're actually going to a really really nice life.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
When am I getting a free like yeah, at a
really nice restaurant.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I've heard about this place forever, fifteen years.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
My grandma was going there back in the day, and
I've never been.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wow, this isn't exciting fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
This is bullshit. Yeah again, if it was, hey, it's
International man Day, that would be insane.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well, some say every day is International man days.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Who says? Who says?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
How is that way you make more money than me?
How is that national man's death? How am I going to?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
How is this?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
How is this international man for me?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Every day? How do you know that? You don't know
how much money I fucking make?
Speaker 8 (03:41):
If you don't mind me asking, I do, Actually I do.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
My point is not every day International man's is national
man's dad.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's my point.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, it's bullshit historically, Yeah, you know, so, I don't
understand this. If we got together as men and said
this is a guy's only lunch and women are not invited, literally,
it would be the biggest uproar on the planet.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Yeah, I mean I think that's something that America.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That's that's just America.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
If you're considered a minority group, which women are, you're.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
A minority group.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
How how well?
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Like at least we used to be. I don't know
if the classification changed. We like society views us lesser
than the men's group. We make less than the men's group.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You don't.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
I'm not gonna fist bump for that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I thought you're shouting us up.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Maybe that's why we're on different pages about that.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
So I think you know, you can have days to
celebrate groups that maybe have been oppressed in the past.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yes, but you can anymore. We've gone, We've come so far.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So are we gonna have it? A We're gonna have it?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Are we going to have a Jewish Day here on
the on the station where everyone that's Jewish gets to
have a lunch.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I'm Jewish. We've been we've been oppressed for.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I would support my point is my point is.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And we're we're also we're separating. Man, Let's bring people
together about.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Trying to celebrate each other and how far we've all come.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
We want to eat a lobster roll. That's all you
give about.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
I have looked at the menu and I am going
to get you don't give.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Us.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And for the record, Emily has not just looked at
the menu.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
She's looked at it for like weeks straight, picked out
what she's gonna order. And she's already decided what I'm
gonna fucking.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Orger what I'm worried about her.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
So she's gonna have the Turkey Club.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
So she just told me that. She's like, Sky, You're
living in the Turkey Club. And I'm like, I Am, like,
I can't at the menu myself.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't I don't appreciate this. I don't think it's
right to do this at this point in our in
our society. Okay, And uh, you know, I mean I'm
sitting here championing women rights all the time you are,
and that's all I ever do.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
That's maybe does I mean it's talking about Sidney Sweeney's
boobs champion championing women.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Absolutely, she puts them out there, talk about it. It would
be it would.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Be be rude, It will be rude.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Wow, you're supporting her, And thank you guys for for
understanding me.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
So yeah, I'm not. I'm not happy about this. I
don't think it's cool. I don't think it's right. But
it's happening today. Yeah, and so it is what it
is a little concerned of. As I glance over at you,
ladies for your fancy luncheon. Skuy's wearing two hoodies, double
hood double hoodie, and Emily has got her standard body
suit slash cameo pants on. They're in the heavy rotation. Ladies,
(06:49):
you're not looking luncheon ready.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You're not.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I'm choosing to go home right after this.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Is that where you're trying to rush out of here?
Speaker 8 (07:00):
I got because I have a nice little dress, a
little fancy dress sundress.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
No, it's not a sun dress.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
That's not what we're.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Looking for with this vibe Emily pencil skirt.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
No, this is a you're gonna get glassy Emily today,
classy fancy lunch.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You don't like that version.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
With a short dress and some heels. And I'm gonna
go home and curl my hair. So that's that's what
I'm doing, is your let's make.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
This podcast go on as long as I'm gonna fare,
I just bolt out, what is your ankle?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay to wear heels. I'm worried. It's it's it's still swollen.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Are you fucking insane?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's still in August.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
It's never gonna yell, it's still stolen, never gonna ankle is.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Not the problem in the heels. My bad foot, my bad.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Right her giant feet problem, they're not.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
We're not giant. Once again for the last time.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Will you bring it attache or anything like that to
look even fancy.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Or a little bag.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, of course I will.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
A pocket book, a pocket book exactly briefcase you will.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
And I was a little offended last night because our
female boss, who is arranging this and you know, put
together the invite list, sent out a last minute message
that I felt was.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Kind of directed at me.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Don't come dressed like a homeless person.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
That's what.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
She specifically said to this group of women, who most
of them are professional business women or in sales. So
there's just a handful of us from the radios like
programming side, saying yeah, just a heads up. T shirts
and jeans are not acceptable.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Has a has a dress code?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Oh well, I don't know that. I just got the message,
and I'm like, that's clear.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
She's talking.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, the place you're going to is a dress.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Code does but that was directed directly.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I mean everybody once you heard, even if the place
you go you didn't have a dress code, one you
heard what it was.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Wouldn't you assume I have to dress up for this?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah? You would, But then you have you know, dumb
shits like me who you know, every time there is
somebody you know, there's a thing out there and it's
about dressing a certain way, it's a shot at me
because because I wear shorts every single day, and so
they'll put in there something about pants and I go,
you take it personally, No, I just get it, you know,
I get of course I'm gonna wear pants, but like,
(09:27):
you know why they're saying it. So basically they're doing
this because you got you know, the homeless chic over here.
You've created the you know, fashion trend.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Are you going to wear a dress with ugs?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah? What are you wearing? Are you are? You're not
going to dress? Are you? This is pants sky perfect with.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
The jewelry attached to it?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah? Come on, man, pull something from your Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Don't have Worry Clinton collection.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't don't know. And you get the question about you,
but your you know, Kennedy, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
That was just that one driver.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That was We're all kind of like, what.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Is he asking you guys?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
This?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Okay, So I considered a jump suit, but then I
jump Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
A jumpsuit like one of your cotton ones.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, a jumpsuit.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Look what is that?
Speaker 6 (10:30):
That not the black cotton one?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
And I was gonna put like jewelry on it.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You got to run stuff.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
But it's like it's like leisure were It's like, uh,
but it has ruffles on it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And I was going to put a neckli Scott.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
I don't know if it's the one that has the
draw string on the waist.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
No, it's not a draw strings like.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That one one.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
No, not the blue one. That one Sky has a
handful that one.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
So I consider from your rottom collection.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay, can you shut up?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
So I considered wearing that one, but then I refreshed
my email and saw the thing about no jeans, no
T shirt, and I'm like, oh, maybe I need to
make it little fancier so that do you?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Can you shut up? You've seen You've seen the addresses,
can you not?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I think that thing no joke is three years old. Ye, yes, yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Still have it.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's proud of it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, still fits right, Yeah, what's the problem?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Do you wear it once a year? Not?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Good point?
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Good point?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
So so okay, I know, I gotta go dress and
I find one in my closet, which fuck Now, I
gotta shave everything.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Okay, I don't John Deere.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I don't need the John Deere regular again. Okay, that
wouldn't be safe in the shower. So it's okay, I
gotta shave. So that's a whole process. Leggs yep, yeap,
got to do that. Decide to up the bikini line
since I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It anyway, you know edge papers jack camera.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Excuse me? I told you I used a regular racer?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
How many did you go?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
You used like? You know how like I use an
electric air for my face? Do you use that at first?
You know? Just because you have a lot of hair
knocked down?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
How much hair?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Because you never shave?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You said you never shave.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Okay, so I'm assuming you have a decent If I
don't shave my pubes for a while, I have to
like buzz it.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You're not in the Amazon.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Eventually, so I'm assuming you because if you go, I'm
that thick of hair.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Oh you found something on that thick of hair. If
you go, if you go razor, it's gonna take forever.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, sometimes it's a process.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Don't electric.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You got knocked down for you to steal the booze electric?
He didn't care for what his face?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Yeah, yeah, crazy, No.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
God, so gross? Yeah, who would ever do that? That's
so gross?
Speaker 7 (13:09):
So so now I've just been sacrificing the razor and
it does take a while if I let it go.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Too long.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Razor for his fucking face and.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Without his he puts his face on my vagina. So
I figured it's a problem.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Probably it's a problem. It's a problem. Use the razor.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
He puts directly up against the place I use the razor.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
So yeah, but what are we talking here? Why are
we concerned?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Your math is stupid? Yeah? Maybe how did he figure
it out?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Did he grab it and want to use on his face?
And it was like a mustard?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
He's like, you know, it's like, why is my razor
smell like the ocean?
Speaker 7 (13:48):
It's like, no, I would clean it after, you know.
He came in once and it was sitting on the
counter while I was in the show, and he's like
why and I'm like, oh, I was trimming up and
he's like, yeah, can you not thank you? So anyway,
So I'm doing all that getting ready for the dress,
and this is me. This is the long version of
(14:10):
am I gonna wear uggs? They answered to you, am I
gonna wear uggs? Can't wear uggs with the dress.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
But here's the problem, guys, let's hear it.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
There's always.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Well, somebody lost their big toe. That thing flew off
like a turtle shell and now there's just a little
stub of nail and just.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
A lot of toe.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm gonna lose my appetite. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
My friend Emily, no, it would look so wild. So
so my friend Emily, when I first told the story
about my toenail, like you know, because she watches true crime,
she wanted to see what it looked like. She couldn't
help herself, my god, So I showed it to her
and I don't know if she was just being nice
when she said it or if she actually meant it,
(15:06):
but she said, Sky, it's not as bad as you think.
If you keep all your toenails unpainted, it's not as
a lie.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's not as noticing.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
So I kept all my toenails unpainted. I have strappy,
little high heel sandals. And this bitch is going out
in the wild, bitch making her fucking debut at this
fancy launch, and I'm going to be so self conscious
the whole time, and I really hope nobody notices.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
My as soon as you guys get there, what the
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Hell is going on, let's grossil or this vagina razor
Well, listen, I don't really understand it. It makes no
sense to me in this day and age that gender
matters this much. Thoris, It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I've been hearing this all morning, garbage.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
What if the shore on the other foot? Could you imagine?
Could you?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm going, Oh, I'm going yeah, why can't I go?
I wear pants suits?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Sky and Emily today, in a couple of hours are
headed to a lady's only lunch.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
We ain't done yet, completely and unfiltered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Now, no, man, that's not cool. You can't do that anymore.
No man, again. All I would have to do is say,
if there was a guy's only lunch, how everybody would
be fired? It would be insane.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, but you're not trying to break through that glass ceiling.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I hate to break it to you. I hate to
break it to you. But the head of our building
is a female. Yes, the second in command is a female.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes, So multiple managers, multiple are female. You're through it.
If the ceiling's.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Broken, can it runs this entire company?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Men? Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So what but who runs the building?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Who runs?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And by the way, we've had a female boss in
charge for decades.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
In this building.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I've been here just fifteen years and it's only been
a female for the fifteen years i've been here.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Can it?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Can it?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Let you know, my entire time here at this radio station,
I've only had a female boss. Think about that, and
I've been here for twenty plus years, So give me
a break, Give me a break with this. But so
I'm going to hit you with that ceiling in a second.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, are you ali?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes? What what is the what is going on? It's
international like chick Day or what's going on dayal skirt Day?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Tomorrow is International Woman's Day.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
I didn't look it up, but I know that the
reason for this you don't even know is because of international.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That makes it any more pathetic. Yeah, so tomorrow is
International Women's Day.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So lunch tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, I believe.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
So tomorrow was International Women's Day.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
So our boss decided to get a little Sunday luncheoned
again Sundays for you?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Don't You were wrong, by the way, it's it's Sunday.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Okay, I was right.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It's over the weekend. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Weak enough, who's paying for this lunch.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
By the way, the company.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I think the company is.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I assume the man get a fucking free lunch. I
a really nice restaurant.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's crazy. They're actually going to a really really nice life.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
When am I getting a free like yeah, at a
really nice restaurant.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I've heard about this place forever, fifteen years.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
My grandma was going there back in the day, and
I've never been.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wow, this isn't exciting fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
This is bullshit. Yeah again, if it was, hey, it's
International man Day, that would be insane.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well, some say every day is International man days.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Who says? Who says?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
How is that way you make more money than me?
How is that national man's death? How am I going to?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
How is this?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
How is this international man for me?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Every day? How do you know that? You don't know
how much money I fucking make?
Speaker 8 (03:41):
If you don't mind me asking, I do, Actually I do.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
My point is not every day International man's is national
man's dad.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's my point.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, it's bullshit historically, Yeah, you know, so, I don't
understand this. If we got together as men and said
this is a guy's only lunch and women are not invited, literally,
it would be the biggest uproar on the planet.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Yeah, I mean I think that's something that America.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That's that's just America.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
If you're considered a minority group, which women are, you're.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
A minority group.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
How how well?
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Like at least we used to be. I don't know
if the classification changed. We like society views us lesser
than the men's group. We make less than the men's group.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You don't.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
I'm not gonna fist bump for that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I thought you're shouting us up.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Maybe that's why we're on different pages about that.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
So I think you know, you can have days to
celebrate groups that maybe have been oppressed in the past.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yes, but you can anymore. We've gone, We've come so far.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So are we gonna have it? A We're gonna have it?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Are we going to have a Jewish Day here on
the on the station where everyone that's Jewish gets to
have a lunch.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I'm Jewish. We've been we've been oppressed for.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I would support my point is my point is.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And we're we're also we're separating. Man, Let's bring people
together about.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Trying to celebrate each other and how far we've all come.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
We want to eat a lobster roll. That's all you
give about.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
I have looked at the menu and I am going
to get you don't give.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Us.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And for the record, Emily has not just looked at
the menu.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
She's looked at it for like weeks straight, picked out
what she's gonna order. And she's already decided what I'm
gonna fucking.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Orger what I'm worried about her.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
So she's gonna have the Turkey Club.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
So she just told me that. She's like, Sky, You're
living in the Turkey Club. And I'm like, I Am, like,
I can't at the menu myself.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't I don't appreciate this. I don't think it's
right to do this at this point in our in
our society. Okay, And uh, you know, I mean I'm
sitting here championing women rights all the time you are,
and that's all I ever do.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
That's maybe does I mean it's talking about Sidney Sweeney's
boobs champion championing women.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Absolutely, she puts them out there, talk about it. It would
be it would.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Be be rude, It will be rude.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Wow, you're supporting her, And thank you guys for for
understanding me.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
So yeah, I'm not. I'm not happy about this. I
don't think it's cool. I don't think it's right. But
it's happening today. Yeah, and so it is what it
is a little concerned of. As I glance over at you,
ladies for your fancy luncheon. Skuy's wearing two hoodies, double
hood double hoodie, and Emily has got her standard body
suit slash cameo pants on. They're in the heavy rotation. Ladies,
(06:49):
you're not looking luncheon ready.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You're not.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I'm choosing to go home right after this.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Is that where you're trying to rush out of here?
Speaker 8 (07:00):
I got because I have a nice little dress, a
little fancy dress sundress.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
No, it's not a sun dress.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
That's not what we're.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Looking for with this vibe Emily pencil skirt.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
No, this is a you're gonna get glassy Emily today,
classy fancy lunch.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You don't like that version.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
With a short dress and some heels. And I'm gonna
go home and curl my hair. So that's that's what
I'm doing, is your let's make.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
This podcast go on as long as I'm gonna fare,
I just bolt out, what is your ankle?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay to wear heels. I'm worried. It's it's it's still swollen.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Are you fucking insane?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's still in August.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
It's never gonna yell, it's still stolen, never gonna ankle is.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Not the problem in the heels. My bad foot, my bad.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Right her giant feet problem, they're not.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
We're not giant. Once again for the last time.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Will you bring it attache or anything like that to
look even fancy.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Or a little bag.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, of course I will.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
A pocket book, a pocket book exactly briefcase you will.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
And I was a little offended last night because our
female boss, who is arranging this and you know, put
together the invite list, sent out a last minute message
that I felt was.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Kind of directed at me.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Don't come dressed like a homeless person.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
That's what.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
She specifically said to this group of women, who most
of them are professional business women or in sales. So
there's just a handful of us from the radios like
programming side, saying yeah, just a heads up. T shirts
and jeans are not acceptable.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Has a has a dress code?
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Oh well, I don't know that. I just got the message,
and I'm like, that's clear.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
She's talking.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, the place you're going to is a dress.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Code does but that was directed directly.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I mean everybody once you heard, even if the place
you go you didn't have a dress code, one you
heard what it was.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Wouldn't you assume I have to dress up for this?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah? You would, But then you have you know, dumb
shits like me who you know, every time there is
somebody you know, there's a thing out there and it's
about dressing a certain way, it's a shot at me
because because I wear shorts every single day, and so
they'll put in there something about pants and I go,
you take it personally, No, I just get it, you know,
I get of course I'm gonna wear pants, but like,
(09:27):
you know why they're saying it. So basically they're doing
this because you got you know, the homeless chic over here.
You've created the you know, fashion trend.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Are you going to wear a dress with ugs?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah? What are you wearing? Are you are? You're not
going to dress? Are you? This is pants sky perfect with.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
The jewelry attached to it?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah? Come on, man, pull something from your Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Don't have Worry Clinton collection.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't don't know. And you get the question about you,
but your you know, Kennedy, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
That was just that one driver.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That was We're all kind of like, what.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Is he asking you guys?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
This?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Okay, So I considered a jump suit, but then I
jump Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
A jumpsuit like one of your cotton ones.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, a jumpsuit.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Look what is that?
Speaker 6 (10:30):
That not the black cotton one?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
And I was gonna put like jewelry on it.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You got to run stuff.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
But it's like it's like leisure were It's like, uh,
but it has ruffles on it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And I was going to put a neckli Scott.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
I don't know if it's the one that has the
draw string on the waist.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
No, it's not a draw strings like.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That one one.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
No, not the blue one. That one Sky has a
handful that one.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
So I consider from your rottom collection.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay, can you shut up?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
So I considered wearing that one, but then I refreshed
my email and saw the thing about no jeans, no
T shirt, and I'm like, oh, maybe I need to
make it little fancier so that do you?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Can you shut up? You've seen You've seen the addresses,
can you not?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I think that thing no joke is three years old. Ye, yes, yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Still have it.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's proud of it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, still fits right, Yeah, what's the problem?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Do you wear it once a year? Not?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Good point?
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Good point?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
So so okay, I know, I gotta go dress and
I find one in my closet, which fuck Now, I
gotta shave everything.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Okay, I don't John Deere.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I don't need the John Deere regular again. Okay, that
wouldn't be safe in the shower. So it's okay, I
gotta shave. So that's a whole process. Leggs yep, yeap,
got to do that. Decide to up the bikini line
since I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It anyway, you know edge papers jack camera.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Excuse me? I told you I used a regular racer?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
How many did you go?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
You used like? You know how like I use an
electric air for my face? Do you use that at first?
You know? Just because you have a lot of hair
knocked down?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
How much hair?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Because you never shave?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You said you never shave.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Okay, so I'm assuming you have a decent If I
don't shave my pubes for a while, I have to
like buzz it.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You're not in the Amazon.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Eventually, so I'm assuming you because if you go, I'm
that thick of hair.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Oh you found something on that thick of hair. If
you go, if you go razor, it's gonna take forever.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, sometimes it's a process.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Don't electric.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You got knocked down for you to steal the booze electric?
He didn't care for what his face?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Yeah, yeah, crazy, No.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
God, so gross? Yeah, who would ever do that? That's
so gross?
Speaker 7 (13:09):
So so now I've just been sacrificing the razor and
it does take a while if I let it go.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Too long.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Razor for his fucking face and.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Without his he puts his face on my vagina. So
I figured it's a problem.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Probably it's a problem. It's a problem. Use the razor.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
He puts directly up against the place I use the razor.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
So yeah, but what are we talking here? Why are
we concerned?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Your math is stupid? Yeah? Maybe how did he figure
it out?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Did he grab it and want to use on his face?
And it was like a mustard?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
He's like, you know, it's like, why is my razor
smell like the ocean?
Speaker 7 (13:48):
It's like, no, I would clean it after, you know.
He came in once and it was sitting on the
counter while I was in the show, and he's like
why and I'm like, oh, I was trimming up and
he's like, yeah, can you not thank you? So anyway,
So I'm doing all that getting ready for the dress,
and this is me. This is the long version of
(14:10):
am I gonna wear uggs? They answered to you, am I
gonna wear uggs? Can't wear uggs with the dress.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
But here's the problem, guys, let's hear it.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
There's always.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Well, somebody lost their big toe. That thing flew off
like a turtle shell and now there's just a little
stub of nail and just.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
A lot of toe.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm gonna lose my appetite. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
My friend Emily, no, it would look so wild. So
so my friend Emily, when I first told the story
about my toenail, like you know, because she watches true crime,
she wanted to see what it looked like. She couldn't
help herself, my god, So I showed it to her
and I don't know if she was just being nice
when she said it or if she actually meant it,
(15:06):
but she said, Sky, it's not as bad as you think.
If you keep all your toenails unpainted, it's not as
a lie.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's not as noticing.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
So I kept all my toenails unpainted. I have strappy,
little high heel sandals. And this bitch is going out
in the wild, bitch making her fucking debut at this
fancy launch, and I'm going to be so self conscious
the whole time, and I really hope nobody notices.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
My as soon as you guys get there, what the
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Hell is going on, let's grossil or this vagina razor
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