April 21, 2026 • 13 mins
We just learned about the rock paper scissors championship that went down not too long ago so we decided that it was our turn to have our own tournament!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you guys aware that they have a rock paper
scissors Championship? That this is an actual thing? Real? Yeah, no,
that's a pretty big deal. Apparently, this rock paper Scissors Championship.
The results are in And I know this without even
discussing it beforehand. I already know the four of us
(00:22):
all believe we are the best at rock paper scissors.
Let's put it to the test.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Wow, we ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast A.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Where is the rock paper Scissors tournament held?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
It's in New Jersey. This year was the second annual.
It's put on by the New Jersey Lottery.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
This year almost four one hundred people signed up to
compete because the top prize was ten thousand dollars. Legit
and uh fun fact had no idea. I guess rock
paper scissors was created in China in two thousand and
(01:19):
six BCEE, but back then was called frog, snake, centipede.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
What huh?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Frog beats a centipede, centipede beats a snake, and snake
beats a frog.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's wild.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Wild.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
How did it evolve to rock paper scissors? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, like when did it involve? Who changed? I don't
think so, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I mean it must be pretty modern, but yeah, so
so so sub version of this game has been around
like forever.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah. So they did a big competition.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
It happened over the weekend and like I said, the
winner won ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Do you ever play rock paper scissors? Just in your
free time?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Robert and I make decisions based on it sometimes, like what.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I remember back in the day when it was Centipede.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
He's only fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Who who's the best at it?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I mean, come on, I beat him Robert.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Every every time. Way, I feel like Robert's the guy
who goes ye yeah, it's so hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Everything he doesn't. But he's a little lid on the
draws sometimes.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So you know, you can read them.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You can read them what he's going for.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Do you do rock paper scissors?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Go?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Or do you go rock paper scissors?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Rock paper scissors?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Shoot?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yea rock paper scissors?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
The rhythm down And I always think my wife looked
me in the eye because she'll cheat.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Really, she'll be looking.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
At your head daily.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Who generally wins. Between you two, it's split.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Really, I'm not gonna sit here and lie like Emily
split and and sometimes she'll go on to run, sometimes
I'll go on to run.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Sometimes we'll she'll like have a couple in a row.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I think she has a strategy now to beat me,
and then I'll and then I'll win a couple, and
I'll be another.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Strategy till your son gets older, because we'll do this
in line. It's places I'll go against my kids and
I'll destroy them. It's like they don't even know what's
just keep throwing rocks. Sorry losers, Okay, sorry children, I
beat them.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Do you always do one or two out of three?
We always do two out of three?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Is your wife good at it? Do you ever do
with her?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I can't recall really doing rock paper scissors with Deborah? Really, yeah,
me and me and the kids are while Yeah, I
mean if we did Debora's.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
I agree that. I kind of feel like Debora wouldn't
know how to put.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
In her elbow? What are you doing? Why did you
do so?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's what sky rock paper scissors?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
It's too dangerous. I mean, once you say shoot? Are
we talking about guns?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Bro, I'm always paper. Yeah, well there.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Are papers you have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Sketchy ships, and there can't be there can't be a loser,
so we just always.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I haven't played in forever.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I watched a game of Rock Paper scissors a week ago.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Go down where.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
So I was at a rock event at front Wave
Credit Union.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I was at a scissors event. How crazy I was
at a paper Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Okay, I forget Emily would be at the scissor event.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You're right, Les, Yeah, I don't think sexually. Oh my god. Okay,
great point, Eddie should be clarified.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I was at a rock one of five three work
thing and it was and it was one of those
things where they had the prize wheel go in and
somebody landed right on like the line, like right in
between two prizes or something. There was some like some
confusion about whether they got the prize or not. Okay,
(05:16):
and the promo chick goes, okay, I'll rock paper scissors.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You for it.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's a rock, it's a water bottle.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
This is ship. Could you remember if it lost?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
If I was standing there at that that ten, I'd
go off and I'd give it to them.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I've actually done this before at a promotion event, and
they started doing that and they lost the rock paper
scissors and I just went in front of them and
just gave.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Them the chapstick anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Cares Did you pay for it?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
So the promotion shit goes, let's rock paper scissors for it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And I'm like, I'm like, this is fun. And then
I did. I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I got excited, and I like stood there like I
was watching a sporting event, and they both did the
thing where you like lean in, you know, like your
upper body leans in because you're like so intensely into it.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The listener one good things, I would hope, Thank god.
I was thinking in my head, what happens if the
promotions chicken sorry they drove the event.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Can have a key chain.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It was fun to watch. There was a lot of
suspense involved.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So did is there any results on the championship or
did we yeh? Does it matter a person with rock? Okay? Great?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yeah, it looks like yeah, it looks like we were
lots of like throwing rock at the same time.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It happens that was happening a lot.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
But the ultimate winner was a twenty nine year old
evet assistant Julio Rivera.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Whoa is on the city council.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Oh no, that's Sean.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Coorsemes.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Did you see what they're trying to do. By the way,
please don't trying to extend their terms.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Can you believe that? I'm sorry, how do you?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
How can you extend your own terms? It's you extend
your own terms?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
All right? So I know that we all believe we
are the best at rock papers. I mean, everybody sort
of thinks that. Like who would come in and be like,
you know what, I'm not that good?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
What? Really?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But you know, I know we all believe we're the best.
So we got to have a tournament here. And the
way I believe we can do this is it'll be
a match, you know, two of us against each other,
and then the winners of that those two matches will
face off for the champions. Everybody agree with that, and
we're all in agreement against rock paper scissors shoot, no.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Fucking around, shoot papers.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
And you got to make eye contact, eye contact, okay, okay, Well,
the easiest way to do it is Emily's closest to me,
so it will be me versus Emily and Thorn versus Sky. Appearly,
Sky is at it, you know, hasn't done it in
a while, so you have a big advantage.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
But I just saw a hot tournament.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Hands kind of unfair, but it just covers me.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't cover your whole body. It's a quilt.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
That's really stupid. I just got so nervous. You're a
true like I'm nervous and my tummy.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You're a true and your tummy.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Well, because of that, we'll go second.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Are we doing out of three.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Mind games?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I don't know why. I just had to pull my
sleeves up.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
This is getting really intense.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
This is ridiculous, ridiculous, all right, all.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Right, so first match Thorn versus Sky. Make an eye?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Don't cheat Sky?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Why Sky? When Sky's eye contact? It's so weird?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
And shoot on shoot you throw? Okay, Yeah, I want
to make sure Sky.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I so I will judge the round. If there's shenanigans,
I'll call it out.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
We know she's a cheater.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Again, I agree, so again I will.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Keep an eye on this one and will keep.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
An eye on Yeah. Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Ready, all right, Ready, here we go, rock paper sis
or shoot?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Okay, Okay, why is Sky shaky.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
She always has the shakes. If you're not watching the
video on YouTube, Thor went rock, Sky went scissors. So
Thor wins the first match.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Do you want me to say what I throw?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
No?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I got it ready, round too, rock paper sis or shoot?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
But they both want paper paper.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Dude, you need to take some men stocking you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's part of the blood work. I'm going to bring up.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Okay, Shaky scissors.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I'm nervous, rock paper, sis or shoot?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay, Sky went scissors, Thor went paper. It comes down
to this.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
To Sky your neck right done?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Okay, here we go, third and five. Round.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Here we go, rock paper scissors, shoot, Sky went Look,
Thor went scissors.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Pen in the neck. Sky. It is in the championship.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
I hate myself crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's the upside of the sentry.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wow, shake your hands. I think that's what threw me off.
She went rock. It was like an avalanche. Yeah, it
was pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It was crazy, all.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Right, Miss tummy herself versus Here we go. Okay, here
we go Round one between me and Emma, we are watching.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Them watching who knows what?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Ready, rock paper scissors, shoot.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Emily for scissors and through paper Emily one Emily, this
is okay.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
There you go rock scissors? Shoot. Oh god, I legitmately
thought she was going to go rock every time with
her giant hands.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Giant Eddie threw scissors. So the girls are.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
In the championships. No chance, to be honest, you thought
there was. There was no like I could be robber.
But he's a walk in the park.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Please don't compare me to Robert.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
He thought there was no chance. How little self esteem
do you have?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Not here? There's really one. I honestly overthought it. I
thought Emily was like I thought what Emily was going
to do, and it was completely wrong. It was, honestly
the first thing I thought, No matter what, she's gonna
throw rock first. Really couldn't be more wrong. Well done,
well played. It's the ladies, you know what.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I honestly thought I had no chance like Eddie's the
fucking rock paper scissors consul.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I was known as that for a long time. What
are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I thought it was done.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
It's ridiculous, almost as ridiculous as you wanted to be stabbed.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean, it's not It's not like you're going to
get sky Fox.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
J can play.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't know that he can.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
He's so much yell. Okay, So it comes down to
this for the show's Rock paper Scissors championship, Shockingly Emily
versus Scott.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
No one saw this coming, including Emily shocking.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't think she said it herself, and you were
out of practice. So this is a little bit of
an upset. Okay, here we go where I'm watching you
two cheeters. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Rock paper scissors shoot.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh both went scissors, but a.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Shock, rock paper scissors shoot.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They both went rock. Oh my god, both went rock.
Why is it that funny? Okay, my god, Sky went
way all the way to scissors. Emily went paper. What Sky?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Are you just dealing with your two fingers?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
This guy?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
She's cutting that sky? One nothing round two?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Rock paper scissors shoot.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Both went rock. Oh my god, Ladies and gentlemen in
an upset for the ages, Sky went paper, Emily went
rock paper covers rock Sky.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Doesn't this shaking throw you out?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It's wildly distracting.
Are you guys aware that they have a rock paper
scissors Championship? That this is an actual thing? Real? Yeah, no,
that's a pretty big deal. Apparently, this rock paper Scissors Championship.
The results are in And I know this without even
discussing it beforehand. I already know the four of us
(00:22):
all believe we are the best at rock paper scissors.
Let's put it to the test.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Wow, we ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast A.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Where is the rock paper Scissors tournament held?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
It's in New Jersey. This year was the second annual.
It's put on by the New Jersey Lottery.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
This year almost four one hundred people signed up to
compete because the top prize was ten thousand dollars. Legit
and uh fun fact had no idea. I guess rock
paper scissors was created in China in two thousand and
(01:19):
six BCEE, but back then was called frog, snake, centipede.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
What huh?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Frog beats a centipede, centipede beats a snake, and snake
beats a frog.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's wild.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Wild.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
How did it evolve to rock paper scissors? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, like when did it involve? Who changed? I don't
think so, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I mean it must be pretty modern, but yeah, so
so so sub version of this game has been around
like forever.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah. So they did a big competition.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
It happened over the weekend and like I said, the
winner won ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Do you ever play rock paper scissors? Just in your
free time?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Robert and I make decisions based on it sometimes, like what.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I remember back in the day when it was Centipede.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
He's only fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Who who's the best at it?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I mean, come on, I beat him Robert.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Every every time. Way, I feel like Robert's the guy
who goes ye yeah, it's so hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Everything he doesn't. But he's a little lid on the
draws sometimes.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So you know, you can read them.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You can read them what he's going for.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Do you do rock paper scissors?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Go?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Or do you go rock paper scissors?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Rock paper scissors?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Shoot?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yea rock paper scissors?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
The rhythm down And I always think my wife looked
me in the eye because she'll cheat.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Really, she'll be looking.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
At your head daily.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Who generally wins. Between you two, it's split.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Really, I'm not gonna sit here and lie like Emily
split and and sometimes she'll go on to run, sometimes
I'll go on to run.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Sometimes we'll she'll like have a couple in a row.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I think she has a strategy now to beat me,
and then I'll and then I'll win a couple, and
I'll be another.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Strategy till your son gets older, because we'll do this
in line. It's places I'll go against my kids and
I'll destroy them. It's like they don't even know what's
just keep throwing rocks. Sorry losers, Okay, sorry children, I
beat them.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Do you always do one or two out of three?
We always do two out of three?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Is your wife good at it? Do you ever do
with her?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I can't recall really doing rock paper scissors with Deborah? Really, yeah,
me and me and the kids are while Yeah, I
mean if we did Debora's.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
I agree that. I kind of feel like Debora wouldn't
know how to put.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
In her elbow? What are you doing? Why did you
do so?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's what sky rock paper scissors?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
It's too dangerous. I mean, once you say shoot? Are
we talking about guns?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Bro, I'm always paper. Yeah, well there.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Are papers you have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Sketchy ships, and there can't be there can't be a loser,
so we just always.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I haven't played in forever.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I watched a game of Rock Paper scissors a week ago.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Go down where.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
So I was at a rock event at front Wave
Credit Union.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I was at a scissors event. How crazy I was
at a paper Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Okay, I forget Emily would be at the scissor event.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You're right, Les, Yeah, I don't think sexually. Oh my god. Okay,
great point, Eddie should be clarified.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I was at a rock one of five three work
thing and it was and it was one of those
things where they had the prize wheel go in and
somebody landed right on like the line, like right in
between two prizes or something. There was some like some
confusion about whether they got the prize or not. Okay,
(05:16):
and the promo chick goes, okay, I'll rock paper scissors.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You for it.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's a rock, it's a water bottle.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
This is ship. Could you remember if it lost?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
If I was standing there at that that ten, I'd
go off and I'd give it to them.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I've actually done this before at a promotion event, and
they started doing that and they lost the rock paper
scissors and I just went in front of them and
just gave.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Them the chapstick anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Cares Did you pay for it?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
So the promotion shit goes, let's rock paper scissors for it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And I'm like, I'm like, this is fun. And then
I did. I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I got excited, and I like stood there like I
was watching a sporting event, and they both did the
thing where you like lean in, you know, like your
upper body leans in because you're like so intensely into it.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The listener one good things, I would hope, Thank god.
I was thinking in my head, what happens if the
promotions chicken sorry they drove the event.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Can have a key chain.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It was fun to watch. There was a lot of
suspense involved.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So did is there any results on the championship or
did we yeh? Does it matter a person with rock? Okay? Great?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yeah, it looks like yeah, it looks like we were
lots of like throwing rock at the same time.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It happens that was happening a lot.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
But the ultimate winner was a twenty nine year old
evet assistant Julio Rivera.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Whoa is on the city council.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Oh no, that's Sean.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Coorsemes.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Did you see what they're trying to do. By the way,
please don't trying to extend their terms.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Can you believe that? I'm sorry, how do you?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
How can you extend your own terms? It's you extend
your own terms?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
All right? So I know that we all believe we
are the best at rock papers. I mean, everybody sort
of thinks that. Like who would come in and be like,
you know what, I'm not that good?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
What? Really?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But you know, I know we all believe we're the best.
So we got to have a tournament here. And the
way I believe we can do this is it'll be
a match, you know, two of us against each other,
and then the winners of that those two matches will
face off for the champions. Everybody agree with that, and
we're all in agreement against rock paper scissors shoot, no.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Fucking around, shoot papers.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
And you got to make eye contact, eye contact, okay, okay, Well,
the easiest way to do it is Emily's closest to me,
so it will be me versus Emily and Thorn versus Sky. Appearly,
Sky is at it, you know, hasn't done it in
a while, so you have a big advantage.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
But I just saw a hot tournament.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Hands kind of unfair, but it just covers me.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't cover your whole body. It's a quilt.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
That's really stupid. I just got so nervous. You're a
true like I'm nervous and my tummy.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You're a true and your tummy.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Well, because of that, we'll go second.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Are we doing out of three.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Mind games?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I don't know why. I just had to pull my
sleeves up.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
This is getting really intense.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
This is ridiculous, ridiculous, all right, all.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Right, so first match Thorn versus Sky. Make an eye?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Don't cheat Sky?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Why Sky? When Sky's eye contact? It's so weird?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
And shoot on shoot you throw? Okay, Yeah, I want
to make sure Sky.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I so I will judge the round. If there's shenanigans,
I'll call it out.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
We know she's a cheater.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Again, I agree, so again I will.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Keep an eye on this one and will keep.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
An eye on Yeah. Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Ready, all right, Ready, here we go, rock paper sis
or shoot?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Okay, Okay, why is Sky shaky.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
She always has the shakes. If you're not watching the
video on YouTube, Thor went rock, Sky went scissors. So
Thor wins the first match.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Do you want me to say what I throw?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
No?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I got it ready, round too, rock paper sis or shoot?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
But they both want paper paper.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Dude, you need to take some men stocking you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's part of the blood work. I'm going to bring up.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Okay, Shaky scissors.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I'm nervous, rock paper, sis or shoot?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay, Sky went scissors, Thor went paper. It comes down
to this.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
To Sky your neck right done?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Okay, here we go, third and five. Round.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Here we go, rock paper scissors, shoot, Sky went Look,
Thor went scissors.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Pen in the neck. Sky. It is in the championship.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
I hate myself crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's the upside of the sentry.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wow, shake your hands. I think that's what threw me off.
She went rock. It was like an avalanche. Yeah, it
was pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It was crazy, all.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Right, Miss tummy herself versus Here we go. Okay, here
we go Round one between me and Emma, we are watching.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Them watching who knows what?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Ready, rock paper scissors, shoot.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Emily for scissors and through paper Emily one Emily, this
is okay.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
There you go rock scissors? Shoot. Oh god, I legitmately
thought she was going to go rock every time with
her giant hands.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Giant Eddie threw scissors. So the girls are.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
In the championships. No chance, to be honest, you thought
there was. There was no like I could be robber.
But he's a walk in the park.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Please don't compare me to Robert.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
He thought there was no chance. How little self esteem
do you have?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Not here? There's really one. I honestly overthought it. I
thought Emily was like I thought what Emily was going
to do, and it was completely wrong. It was, honestly
the first thing I thought, No matter what, she's gonna
throw rock first. Really couldn't be more wrong. Well done,
well played. It's the ladies, you know what.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I honestly thought I had no chance like Eddie's the
fucking rock paper scissors consul.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I was known as that for a long time. What
are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I thought it was done.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
It's ridiculous, almost as ridiculous as you wanted to be stabbed.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean, it's not It's not like you're going to
get sky Fox.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
J can play.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't know that he can.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
He's so much yell. Okay, So it comes down to
this for the show's Rock paper Scissors championship, Shockingly Emily
versus Scott.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
No one saw this coming, including Emily shocking.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't think she said it herself, and you were
out of practice. So this is a little bit of
an upset. Okay, here we go where I'm watching you
two cheeters. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Rock paper scissors shoot.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh both went scissors, but a.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Shock, rock paper scissors shoot.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They both went rock. Oh my god, both went rock.
Why is it that funny? Okay, my god, Sky went
way all the way to scissors. Emily went paper. What Sky?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Are you just dealing with your two fingers?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
This guy?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
She's cutting that sky? One nothing round two?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Rock paper scissors shoot.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Both went rock. Oh my god, Ladies and gentlemen in
an upset for the ages, Sky went paper, Emily went
rock paper covers rock Sky.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Doesn't this shaking throw you out?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It's wildly distracting.
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