April 22, 2026 • 13 mins
Thor's Wife, Hayley, is notorious for taking care of stray animals and trying to make them a part of their family. Well, there is currently a new cat that wont leave their house at all. Thor insists that he is putting his foot down but it seems like Hayley has other plans...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So we've been hearing some sprinklings about this, and we know,
we know what the end result is going to be
in all this. When Thor's wife Haley wants another animal
or whatever, the animal makes it back and there's foot
that gets put down. He fee Yes, it's like there's
(00:25):
a lot of tap dancing going on. But they don't
they don't stay down. I mean, I mean we have
two dogs, two cats, a horse, chickens, you name it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
She wanted two more chickens.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Wow it man, you you rule that roost right. Well,
we've been hearing some sprinklings that there may be a
new addition to the household. Well it got to a
whole new level last night.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Done yet, it's time for the one podcast over a year,
completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part the
show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So not a big surprise that there's a bunch of
stray cats that have been roaming around Thora's neighborhood and
specifically his house because his wife, Hayley feeds him. And
so if you start feeding strays there would they go
anywhere else?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We have we have a bunch of strays and uh,
it's good and bad. It's bad because it's just annoying.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You have a bunch of cats.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, it's good because we don't get any rodents ever.
Sure's awesome. But we have one stray, Mickey, who we
both feed.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But we have Mickey lives.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Between my house and the neighbor's house and we both
kind of feed him. And he's what you can tell
he's older. He stays away from you, like arm's length.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You've accepted this, yeah, but Mickey, but Mickey is whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I mean, You're you're paying for the food, which is
surprising to me.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Then this new cat, My wife brought home food the
other day and.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
She saw the cat was like going to the food.
My wife swore he.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Was starving, like going to Mickey's food.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No, going to the taco shop. She brought home for herself.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So and she took pictures of the cat, and then
I told her not to, and she fed the cat anyway,
and since she no, since she fed this cat, this
cat does not leave our driveway.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Now.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's so weird.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, but like usually the cat will like go somewhere
and then like Mickey will go somewhere all day and
then come back like around like four to eat. This
cat stays in our driveway, stays under the horse, the
horse trailer, the travel trailer that we have, and then
like nose not to go in the sideyard where the
dogs are, and stays on the other side of the gate.
Whenever you open the garage door, the cat's there and
(02:59):
the cat cup rub against your leg. So I think
this is just someone else's cat. But my wife hasn't
put up found cats signs yet, even though I've told
her to. She keeps feeding the cat. And now we've
hit a boiling point.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
No post on the next door app that's so easy
to do. I like, oh yeah, because like putting up posters,
I get that's kind of a pain in the ass.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
That's a lot working a photocopy.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
But there's no collar or anything on this cat, like
my cat Franky didn't. There's a lot of my neighbors
cats don't have collars in their outdoor cats.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
But that are outdoors.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
I think that's, you know, not the smartest I agree
that that's not the smartest thing. But you know, like
a lot of people don't have collars on their cat.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah they're like scared of choking.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Yeah, well they have they have like the breakaway breakaway, Well, yeah,
yours the cats I had even like I'm saying, I
get what you're saying and agree, but there's also you
have to understand there's a lot of people that don't
collar their cats.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, that's why I don't think outdoor cats is the
smartest thing, because you could the cats could die, the
cat go to another house.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I just don't.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
But if it's rubbing up on your leg, I see
what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yes, it doesn't seem like feral cat.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And it's also seen according to my wife, she swears
it's a younger cat. Yes, she thinks it's like a
year old because I've seen this cat in our I've
seen this cat in our yard a couple of times
and it was smaller, has grown.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
So is.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
It there at night because.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Lots of times it lays under the so it sleeps there.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Yeah, Okay, then maybe it's not somebody's cat, because I
was thinking, oh, maybe it's just using you guys, and
then going home back out it's there.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
So it's there all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Now, like this morning, I was like worry I was
gonna run over it because he kept running behind my
car because it was sleeping near the garage door, and
I think I've seen it run through the yard.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
And Haley swore that he.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Was scared living in the bushes and now he's and
now since she fed him, he's come out and he's.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
How does it. I don't understand this communication she has
with these animals, like doctor Doolittle.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Pretty incredible, she says she talked to a deer.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It was because that's why I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Well, maybe she can committic case.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It's pretty incredible.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yeah, it is very special.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I told her not to feed him. She fed him.
Now we have the cat and.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Last night I was talking to her and we just
called it the cat, and I'm like, well, we got
to name him something because he's not leaving that.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Part of the naming him.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
He's not coming in you name.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It's going to be yours.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
So we've so we The names that were brought up
were by me.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Roger because of Jay Will's ex boyfriend on Jersey Shore.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
What Roger I want and I want to call him Roger.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And then also doctor Cox was brought up because I
love the drugs.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
But then I thought doctor Roger is really good. I
just like doctor with a name.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
If I don't want something, the last thing I'm going
to do is name it and encourage.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
You're right, I can't get an endearing name.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You could tell your wife stop feeding it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, don't put the think I've done this. I've done that.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You're sitting here feeding me every day, every day.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I'm not petting it. How do I stop it?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I can kick it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I have shoot it and sprayed water at it to
get it away from me. Okay, that's a fact. I
have shoot it, shoot and I've sprayed water at it,
which then I yelled at for spraying water at it.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Can I ask a question?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
When you tell Haley don't feed the new stray cat,
what is her Respec's?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
All right, I won't And then she does it, and
then we.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Had it, we had her aunt code red situation.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I thought she would just roll her eyes, you walk away,
So she actually says, no, I.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Want, and then she tries to play stupid of it's
not my fault, and then and I go and I go,
yes it is, and I get annoyed and because and
she's like doing this fun like this bit that she's funny.
But her aunt Tina was there and actually had my
back and which was nice, and it kind of shut her.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Up, which was nice because it's just like when she's like,
stop feeding.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It and the and they'll go away, and Haley goes, no,
you're right, so but she hears it from somebody else,
she listens to the she still listen, So I said, Haley,
and then she goes, well, do you want to try
to bring in the house, And I said, no, Michael Haley.
First of all, we have two cats that don't get
along that well, and we have two dogs. I think
if we like at one point slowly introduced them, maybe
(07:17):
they get along, but I don't know. And and also
we have a fucking five month old. Yeah, I don't
want my son around this faral cat a. I don't
know if it has fleas. I don't know if it
has the out.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Of here so if so, like if you, if you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Were to even approach that subject, you need to take
it into the vet or something, which I don't want
to pay for it.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
So we're not doing it.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Let's still have the energy to deal with, Like.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
We already have two litter boxes. It's too much.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
How long until doctor Cox is in the house, it's
gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
How long, Well, the next medical emergency, clearly they're going
to bring them in for help.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You said that before, and then you had two cats.
Yeah after you said.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
That, remember they said, and she founded the dumpster that was.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Gonna here's the problem that your words, Roger.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
If we have a big race, Roger, Roger, pick one.
If there's a big rainstorm over like the weekend or something.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I don't know if if if, here's the problem. If
we didn't have our son, I'd probably let him in
the house at this point. But because we have a
five month old, he ain't going.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Feelings you're talking a big game, but you'll you'll go,
you know what. We eventually we took it to the vet.
It was fine, and so we introduced him the Waukee
and Waukee loves it.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
We have a good system going on, Kim and Marshall.
Don't tear up our furniture. For the most part, I
don't know if this cat yet, if this cat will so,
I told Hay leave it alone. And what the cat
does now is he walks around the backyard. He stays
out of the courtyard area, walks around the backyard, and
he'll go up to the backyard screen and just sit
there and him and Marshall will stare at each other. Oh,
(09:01):
and but then Wilson and Watson want to chase him.
So I asked my wife. Yesterday I was reading something
about the NFL draft. I was reading Todd mcshay's Top
two hundred. So I was reading that, and then I
asked my why I heard Wilson bark, And I say,
you let Wilson out, and she she can't.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Just do it.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It's always got to be a thing, like what do
you like, come on, just let the dog out. I
let the dogs out all day. I've went the baby
all day. I know you worked.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
When you can't just let the fucking dog out. Sorry, wow, Like.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I said, she's got to want to do raw paper
scissors over it, and I'm just.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Like, just let him out.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well we know how that went right away.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Yeah, So is letting the dogs out?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Is it a process? Or is it just opening the door?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, well, you gotta go outside with them because at
night he'll eat stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
It takes five minutes at most, all right, So she goes,
She's like, all right, let him out, all right?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So, like it's's been five minutes, it's eight ten, ten,
minutes go by, twenty five minutes go by, oh, thirty
minutes go by, and I'm sitting there like I thought
we were gonna watch something like Now it's like at
eight thirty, we wrap up and go from the man
cave to the bedroom and then we try to wind
down TV off by nine to fifteen.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
That's the new routine.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
So I'm like, all right, well I start. I start
brushing my teeth. At eight thirty, I brush the teeth,
the chomps, everything gets taken care of. The nighttime routine
starts at eight thirty. I go to the kitchen, I
clean all his bottles, my Sun's bottles. I make sure
the kitchen is clean, and then I go to brush
my teeth and I'm in bed. That's what that's the
new thing. So I'm looking around, where the fuck is Haley?
(10:41):
And I go into the bedroom and why there's fucking
thirty lights on?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I don't understand the whole way lights on A three.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Bedroom lights are on and the bedroom lights run and
the outdoor lights on.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Why?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Why to burn money? That's why?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That's so I after turned off all the fucking lights,
I go Haley and she's like, yeah, she's in the bathroom. Yeah,
like there's nothing like not like everything's fine, And I go,
what were you doing?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
And she says nothing, So I.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Go, oh, no, oh, you could tell something.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah, and if I know, something.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Happened, But I'm like, I don't even want to deal
with this. So I go into the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I start cleaning the walker's bottles and Haley comes in
and I go, what happened out there?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
And she nothing, and I go, Haley, what happened? She goes,
Wilson chased doctor Cox.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
And I go, well, how did he chase doctor Cox
because we let the dogs on with collars on, and
she goes, well, I went out there with his leasha on.
So immediately I know what happened. And I go, what
do you mean we don't because you don't have to
have the dog. And I go what happened and she goes, nothing,
he just chased them, and I go, that's not what happened,
and I go.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I go, I go, I know what happened.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I go, you saw Roger slash doctor Cox sitting there.
You wanted to pet him, and you wanted Wilson to
meet him because you want to tell me that the
animals are okay together, So you grabbed you opened the snow,
and you tried to get them to meet. No, and
then what happened Haley? And she looks at me because
that's exactly what happened, and and she goes, well, Wilson
(12:11):
started going crazy, and then Watson ran.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Through the screen door to get.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Through the because Watson was still inside and he saw
this going on through the screen and just busted through.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
What and she hid that?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
For real?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
O god, so is the screen like busted?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
So apparently that's why it took so long because she
was spending all this time fixing the screen. So, by
the way, by the way, we have two cats that
will run out in the middle of the night and
I'll be pissed. So I go, and you were high
this for me and I goes, now it's screen broken. No,
it's not broken. And it stopped giving me a lecture.
(12:51):
I'm not the asshole because I'm saying, what were you doing?
It's getting real because where you're bickering and and you're
analyzing everything.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I'm saying giving me a lecture, and they.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Go, you were lying and hiding it, and.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
I don't know you were doing exactly what we agreed
not to do so.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Now doctor Cox lives here.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah, yeah, this is great.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, it's great. So what are you what are you
going to do?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Well, i mean, the cat's not coming inside. But the
cat's not coming.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I mean we all know this is.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm not I'm not I'm not running over with my car,
but also not coming inside. If he wants to live
under the trailer, that's fine. That's as far as it's
going to.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
See what happens. Maybe you'll move into the trailer and
then eventually that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
There you go, There you go.
So we've been hearing some sprinklings about this, and we know,
we know what the end result is going to be
in all this. When Thor's wife Haley wants another animal
or whatever, the animal makes it back and there's foot
that gets put down. He fee Yes, it's like there's
(00:25):
a lot of tap dancing going on. But they don't
they don't stay down. I mean, I mean we have
two dogs, two cats, a horse, chickens, you name it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
She wanted two more chickens.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Wow it man, you you rule that roost right. Well,
we've been hearing some sprinklings that there may be a
new addition to the household. Well it got to a
whole new level last night.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Done yet, it's time for the one podcast over a year,
completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part the
show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So not a big surprise that there's a bunch of
stray cats that have been roaming around Thora's neighborhood and
specifically his house because his wife, Hayley feeds him. And
so if you start feeding strays there would they go
anywhere else?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We have we have a bunch of strays and uh,
it's good and bad. It's bad because it's just annoying.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You have a bunch of cats.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, it's good because we don't get any rodents ever.
Sure's awesome. But we have one stray, Mickey, who we
both feed.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But we have Mickey lives.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Between my house and the neighbor's house and we both
kind of feed him. And he's what you can tell
he's older. He stays away from you, like arm's length.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You've accepted this, yeah, but Mickey, but Mickey is whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I mean, You're you're paying for the food, which is
surprising to me.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Then this new cat, My wife brought home food the
other day and.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
She saw the cat was like going to the food.
My wife swore he.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Was starving, like going to Mickey's food.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No, going to the taco shop. She brought home for herself.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So and she took pictures of the cat, and then
I told her not to, and she fed the cat anyway,
and since she no, since she fed this cat, this
cat does not leave our driveway.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Now.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's so weird.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, but like usually the cat will like go somewhere
and then like Mickey will go somewhere all day and
then come back like around like four to eat. This
cat stays in our driveway, stays under the horse, the
horse trailer, the travel trailer that we have, and then
like nose not to go in the sideyard where the
dogs are, and stays on the other side of the gate.
Whenever you open the garage door, the cat's there and
(02:59):
the cat cup rub against your leg. So I think
this is just someone else's cat. But my wife hasn't
put up found cats signs yet, even though I've told
her to. She keeps feeding the cat. And now we've
hit a boiling point.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
No post on the next door app that's so easy
to do. I like, oh yeah, because like putting up posters,
I get that's kind of a pain in the ass.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
That's a lot working a photocopy.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
But there's no collar or anything on this cat, like
my cat Franky didn't. There's a lot of my neighbors
cats don't have collars in their outdoor cats.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
But that are outdoors.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
I think that's, you know, not the smartest I agree
that that's not the smartest thing. But you know, like
a lot of people don't have collars on their cat.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah they're like scared of choking.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Yeah, well they have they have like the breakaway breakaway, Well, yeah,
yours the cats I had even like I'm saying, I
get what you're saying and agree, but there's also you
have to understand there's a lot of people that don't
collar their cats.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, that's why I don't think outdoor cats is the
smartest thing, because you could the cats could die, the
cat go to another house.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I just don't.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
But if it's rubbing up on your leg, I see
what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yes, it doesn't seem like feral cat.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And it's also seen according to my wife, she swears
it's a younger cat. Yes, she thinks it's like a
year old because I've seen this cat in our I've
seen this cat in our yard a couple of times
and it was smaller, has grown.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
So is.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
It there at night because.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Lots of times it lays under the so it sleeps there.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Yeah, Okay, then maybe it's not somebody's cat, because I
was thinking, oh, maybe it's just using you guys, and
then going home back out it's there.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
So it's there all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Now, like this morning, I was like worry I was
gonna run over it because he kept running behind my
car because it was sleeping near the garage door, and
I think I've seen it run through the yard.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
And Haley swore that he.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Was scared living in the bushes and now he's and
now since she fed him, he's come out and he's.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
How does it. I don't understand this communication she has
with these animals, like doctor Doolittle.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Pretty incredible, she says she talked to a deer.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It was because that's why I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Well, maybe she can committic case.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It's pretty incredible.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yeah, it is very special.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I told her not to feed him. She fed him.
Now we have the cat and.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Last night I was talking to her and we just
called it the cat, and I'm like, well, we got
to name him something because he's not leaving that.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Part of the naming him.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
He's not coming in you name.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It's going to be yours.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
So we've so we The names that were brought up
were by me.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Roger because of Jay Will's ex boyfriend on Jersey Shore.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
What Roger I want and I want to call him Roger.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And then also doctor Cox was brought up because I
love the drugs.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
But then I thought doctor Roger is really good. I
just like doctor with a name.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
If I don't want something, the last thing I'm going
to do is name it and encourage.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
You're right, I can't get an endearing name.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You could tell your wife stop feeding it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, don't put the think I've done this. I've done that.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You're sitting here feeding me every day, every day.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I'm not petting it. How do I stop it?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I can kick it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I have shoot it and sprayed water at it to
get it away from me. Okay, that's a fact. I
have shoot it, shoot and I've sprayed water at it,
which then I yelled at for spraying water at it.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Can I ask a question?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
When you tell Haley don't feed the new stray cat,
what is her Respec's?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
All right, I won't And then she does it, and
then we.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Had it, we had her aunt code red situation.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I thought she would just roll her eyes, you walk away,
So she actually says, no, I.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Want, and then she tries to play stupid of it's
not my fault, and then and I go and I go,
yes it is, and I get annoyed and because and
she's like doing this fun like this bit that she's funny.
But her aunt Tina was there and actually had my
back and which was nice, and it kind of shut her.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Up, which was nice because it's just like when she's like,
stop feeding.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It and the and they'll go away, and Haley goes, no,
you're right, so but she hears it from somebody else,
she listens to the she still listen, So I said, Haley,
and then she goes, well, do you want to try
to bring in the house, And I said, no, Michael Haley.
First of all, we have two cats that don't get
along that well, and we have two dogs. I think
if we like at one point slowly introduced them, maybe
(07:17):
they get along, but I don't know. And and also
we have a fucking five month old. Yeah, I don't
want my son around this faral cat a. I don't
know if it has fleas. I don't know if it
has the out.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Of here so if so, like if you, if you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Were to even approach that subject, you need to take
it into the vet or something, which I don't want
to pay for it.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
So we're not doing it.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Let's still have the energy to deal with, Like.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
We already have two litter boxes. It's too much.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
How long until doctor Cox is in the house, it's
gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
How long, Well, the next medical emergency, clearly they're going
to bring them in for help.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You said that before, and then you had two cats.
Yeah after you said.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
That, remember they said, and she founded the dumpster that was.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Gonna here's the problem that your words, Roger.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
If we have a big race, Roger, Roger, pick one.
If there's a big rainstorm over like the weekend or something.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I don't know if if if, here's the problem. If
we didn't have our son, I'd probably let him in
the house at this point. But because we have a
five month old, he ain't going.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Feelings you're talking a big game, but you'll you'll go,
you know what. We eventually we took it to the vet.
It was fine, and so we introduced him the Waukee
and Waukee loves it.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
We have a good system going on, Kim and Marshall.
Don't tear up our furniture. For the most part, I
don't know if this cat yet, if this cat will so,
I told Hay leave it alone. And what the cat
does now is he walks around the backyard. He stays
out of the courtyard area, walks around the backyard, and
he'll go up to the backyard screen and just sit
there and him and Marshall will stare at each other. Oh,
(09:01):
and but then Wilson and Watson want to chase him.
So I asked my wife. Yesterday I was reading something
about the NFL draft. I was reading Todd mcshay's Top
two hundred. So I was reading that, and then I
asked my why I heard Wilson bark, And I say,
you let Wilson out, and she she can't.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Just do it.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It's always got to be a thing, like what do
you like, come on, just let the dog out. I
let the dogs out all day. I've went the baby
all day. I know you worked.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
When you can't just let the fucking dog out. Sorry, wow, Like.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I said, she's got to want to do raw paper
scissors over it, and I'm just.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Like, just let him out.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well we know how that went right away.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Yeah, So is letting the dogs out?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Is it a process? Or is it just opening the door?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, well, you gotta go outside with them because at
night he'll eat stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
It takes five minutes at most, all right, So she goes,
She's like, all right, let him out, all right?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So, like it's's been five minutes, it's eight ten, ten,
minutes go by, twenty five minutes go by, oh, thirty
minutes go by, and I'm sitting there like I thought
we were gonna watch something like Now it's like at
eight thirty, we wrap up and go from the man
cave to the bedroom and then we try to wind
down TV off by nine to fifteen.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
That's the new routine.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
So I'm like, all right, well I start. I start
brushing my teeth. At eight thirty, I brush the teeth,
the chomps, everything gets taken care of. The nighttime routine
starts at eight thirty. I go to the kitchen, I
clean all his bottles, my Sun's bottles. I make sure
the kitchen is clean, and then I go to brush
my teeth and I'm in bed. That's what that's the
new thing. So I'm looking around, where the fuck is Haley?
(10:41):
And I go into the bedroom and why there's fucking
thirty lights on?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I don't understand the whole way lights on A three.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Bedroom lights are on and the bedroom lights run and
the outdoor lights on.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Why?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Why to burn money? That's why?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That's so I after turned off all the fucking lights,
I go Haley and she's like, yeah, she's in the bathroom. Yeah,
like there's nothing like not like everything's fine, And I go,
what were you doing?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
And she says nothing, So I.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Go, oh, no, oh, you could tell something.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah, and if I know, something.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Happened, But I'm like, I don't even want to deal
with this. So I go into the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I start cleaning the walker's bottles and Haley comes in
and I go, what happened out there?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
And she nothing, and I go, Haley, what happened? She goes,
Wilson chased doctor Cox.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
And I go, well, how did he chase doctor Cox
because we let the dogs on with collars on, and
she goes, well, I went out there with his leasha on.
So immediately I know what happened. And I go, what
do you mean we don't because you don't have to
have the dog. And I go what happened and she goes, nothing,
he just chased them, and I go, that's not what happened,
and I go.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I go, I go, I know what happened.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I go, you saw Roger slash doctor Cox sitting there.
You wanted to pet him, and you wanted Wilson to
meet him because you want to tell me that the
animals are okay together, So you grabbed you opened the snow,
and you tried to get them to meet. No, and
then what happened Haley? And she looks at me because
that's exactly what happened, and and she goes, well, Wilson
(12:11):
started going crazy, and then Watson ran.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Through the screen door to get.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Through the because Watson was still inside and he saw
this going on through the screen and just busted through.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
What and she hid that?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
For real?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
O god, so is the screen like busted?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
So apparently that's why it took so long because she
was spending all this time fixing the screen. So, by
the way, by the way, we have two cats that
will run out in the middle of the night and
I'll be pissed. So I go, and you were high
this for me and I goes, now it's screen broken. No,
it's not broken. And it stopped giving me a lecture.
(12:51):
I'm not the asshole because I'm saying, what were you doing?
It's getting real because where you're bickering and and you're
analyzing everything.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I'm saying giving me a lecture, and they.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Go, you were lying and hiding it, and.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
I don't know you were doing exactly what we agreed
not to do so.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Now doctor Cox lives here.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah, yeah, this is great.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, it's great. So what are you what are you
going to do?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Well, i mean, the cat's not coming inside. But the
cat's not coming.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I mean we all know this is.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm not I'm not I'm not running over with my car,
but also not coming inside. If he wants to live
under the trailer, that's fine. That's as far as it's
going to.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
See what happens. Maybe you'll move into the trailer and
then eventually that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
There you go, There you go.
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