April 23, 2026 • 14 mins
We all remember the incident that took place years ago that caused a massive issue with sharing. Well... it seems like cookies have cause yet ANOTHER issue among the four of us and this time the victim has become the offender...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So there's so much to unpack right now with what
just happens. This is so crazy on many levels, on
many levels here because we are now involved in a
massive scandal.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Scandal, the news is going to be here, it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Could be yeah, because this is now going to be
known forever as cookie Gate.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's time for the podcast over yet, completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Okay, first thing I'm going to break down before I
get into the real crux of this whole story is
if you are the healthiest person you know, food wise,
healthiest eater you know, why would you be making cookies
for yourself to eat?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Because you also eat no carps.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I heard that. That was That was one of the
craziest things to ever say. You. You yelled at us
many times that you're the healthiest eater you know, and
you know you were. You should be my health mentor
and all these things. I tell you what my health
mentor is not doing making cookies. Okay, so that's right, boy,
(01:26):
Please explain why you are making cookies for yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'd be happy to. Okay, A couple of.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Weeks ago, my son Reid sent me an Instagram DM
with a He forwarded an Instagram post and it was
a cooking video of these like bistro style giant chocolate
chip cookies. My son read's favorite sweet like his mother
is chocolate chip cookies, and he.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Following, I'm glad that his algorithm.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Is cats, dirt, bikes and like cookies, cookies.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Can I ask, as a non cooker can give you
more focused on studies?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What is a b stro style cooking?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I wouldn't know what that means.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I wouldn't know if you told me that. But then
obviously when I saw the video, I saw what they
looked like. It's just like what you would get it
like a bakery where it's like like the bigger chunky cookies,
Like if you went to a fancy bakery and you
saw it's not just a Measley.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
They see amazing.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
It's a lot of it looks like something you get
at a nice restaurant or something like bakery bakery.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Style to make.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
And so he said Mom in the message, he said, Mom,
we please make these sometimes, And I said absolutely, because
I'm looking for any activities I can do with my
son because he never wants to hang out with me.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh, I said absolutely. He kept asking I couldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
He kept asking me about it, and I kept saying,
I'll do it, I'll do it. I'll get the ingredients
because it's with wild ship like espresso powder, dried milk
is in it, like the Nilla bean paste like stuff
I don't have.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
So he goes, can you? And so finally the other day,
I steal.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
It from your neighbors.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I'm not gonna borrow paste for I don't sound like that.
And so I.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Finally said, yes, we could do that together. And so
two days ago I got the ingredients. Yesterday he asked
me again. I said, actually, hav ingredients we could do
when you get home from school. So that's why I
made the cookies and then we cooked them yesterday.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Well, I made.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Them made for him.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I made them for him, and I've been eating.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
So I had my last night.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I had a couple of meatballs on zucchini squash, I
mean spaghetti squash, and that was what I had. They
only had eggs and avocado beans earlier. And then I
had a piece of chicken for lunch. So I'm doing good. Actually,
sushi for lunch, and I was no carbs with the sushi,
No carbs with no we get we get.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
These these are so good.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
There's only fish, three types of raw fish protein rooll.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And it's wrapped in cube.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Where do you get that at a lot of restaurants
to protein style sushi.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Restaurant?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Made?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I mean, I just went to so I said, I
fucking love chocolatep cookies out of the oven to your son,
you said that, And so I.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Had one cookie last night with him, and I dipped
it in milk because I got a dunk in.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Of And when you ate carbs, I thought you never
eat carbs.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
I was trying not to eat carbs. But I make
I mean, I have cheat days. I have chea days.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Dash that was that was a cheat cookie. Okay, could Eddie,
did you have a cookie last night?
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Of course not, I didn't have cooky.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
They came out of the oven. They're piping hot. So
I decided I'm gonna treat myself. I went to the gym.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Chances it was good. They were fucking delicious, fire they were.
Here's the thing, Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You could have a cookie from time to time. You
could have a burrito from time to time. You could
do whatever you want from time to time. But if
you're screaming out at me, then I'm the healthiest period.
I don't do this, and I don't do And then
you were making cookies.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I up, I get it, I get it in all week.
We're at Thursday all week. I've been again.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You can't see that you make.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
You make these outlandish state you do.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I agree with.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
You that I don't think being the healthiest eater I
know means you never can have one cookie.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay. If I said I ate a cookie last night,
you would have said something to you would have been like,
I thought you're in a hand can.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I would have heard you tried to do that to
me the other day.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Yeah, what's your what you order?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Fat?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Fuck?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I actually gotta sell thank you know your family went
to Texas Roadhouse and.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
She wanted to get me.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
She wanted to get me, and then it turned out
gotcha gotcha?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I didn't say it. I mean I didn't call you.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You want to? You wanted to. If I would have
said I got if I would have said I got ribs,
you would have been like you fat fuck, I would
not heard you say it under your breath.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I never heard me SA turns out.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Selling Sorry, Emily, Wow, it didn't wash it down with
a cookie.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'm proud of you all.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
When was the last time you had a cookie?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Ed?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I can't remember?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh you can't even remember. No, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
CERTs thing in the past.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Wow, does it not even in your vocabulary?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well if you when you when you dabble, it starts
to mess with you a little bit, you know, and
even open those doors. Yeah, somebody walks in here with
donuts today, I would shoe them away. Don't even want
you know?
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Who wouldn't Emily?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Half even?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
And then I'll tell I don't eat cars and.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Try I can get cat.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So here's the thing. Yeah, it's fine. I am not
judging you for eating your cookie. What I am judging
you for is what you did after that. So she
comes in here this is crazy, and is talking about
she has another cookie that she's going to eat in there.
So she brought in one.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Im nibbling on it?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You're don't ingest it? You don't ingest it?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
You like build.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
And spit, spit it out, squish.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It around your swishing around your mouth and then spit
it out like wine. Bullshit.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
That is crazy because she literally just said I about
to have one cookie, but then today has another cook
She's not gonna have one.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
When's the cheap meal both days?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's clearly a cheater. So you brought in another cookie,
and then she goes, I wish you guys could try one,
but I know you guys are all on your health
journeys and stuff like that. But I did give one
to Jamie, which I'm like, wait, it's probably sick. Wait
a second, wait a second, wait a second way, wait
(07:46):
a second way, yeah, second, yeah, bro. Now if I
am definitely on a health journey.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
You say, it's definitely up.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
To me though, to make that decision. So if you
brought one and go would you want to try one?
I'm up to me to say no. I could say yes,
just like you ate now a dozen apparently, and so
that's all that was made.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
By the way, this recipe only made twelve cookies.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Man, do I care about that? Well?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
That has everything to do with doesn't have anything.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
So she gave one to Jamie, which, by the way,
what the fuck is going on with Jamie? Jamie has
come up on so many things lately. Have you noticed that?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Is this guy just in the right place, right time? Yeah,
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I gave him like, like all these little potato chips
the other day, all these snack bags and potato chips.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
He's getting all these things that I'm just like, why
the fuck is Jamie getting all this stuff?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
So he apparently got to try said cookie she brought.
She brought him one, and I'm like, do we not
remember what when Sky had the Big Cookie? This was
the biggest scandal for its time.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It was huge.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
This kicked off all of our sharing drama which has
gone on for years since the Big Cookie.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's so true. Yeah, Sky brought into Big Cookie once
and she decided to not share it with Emily.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Well, I just didn't offer it to her because I
forgot that chocolate chip cookies were her favorite favorites.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
What I make my gift for my birthday?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Every Right, I forgot that.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
But I what I did remember is her over and
over again saying she doesn't like sweet. So I didn't
think she would be offended by not eating being offered
the cookie. Turns out I was way fucking wrong. And
she was offended, like on a crazy level and very
upset that I shared the cookie with everybody else except
for me.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I turned it down because I said, my friend Emily,
oh did you actually did Actually.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
You didn't have. I don't remember how that went, I.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Said, Emily, Emily is the one that likes chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Oh, ultiple cookies.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I thought I shared it, but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
You guys, the cookies.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
It was one big ass cookie. I do remember that, yeah,
And I was like.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
She's just throwing a cookie. Emily doesn't get shipped. And
I was the one who took.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Up for you.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
You know? I love them? And I wasn't on a
diet at the time and all that other stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You're on a diet now, I am health I.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Was just saying, you, guys, are you are a diet
or the healthiest eater? I don't know what's the difference.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So how does it now feel that you have been
a victim of this before and now are not sharing
said cookie with anybody else?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I feel like those two situations could not be more different.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
How is that, well, literally every day and year that
you're not eating anything like any ship.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You Also, you literally say every day I don't eat sweets,
and yet you eat more sweets than anybody.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I just don't want to do you know that?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Half of that's all.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
I just don't want anything you cook?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Can I we know that?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
And yeah, this guy's an asshold me all the time
about my food?
Speaker 7 (10:57):
An asshole?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I mean I had that, okay, so graciously had you
at my house. I'm in Sky literally yesterday Sky was
almost the tears talking about how she's almost gonna die.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I couldn't need because of her stuff.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
I couldn't need chocolate chip pancake because I was gonna
die exact. But here is my bigger point about it.
Like we said, the original Big Cookie kicked off like
years of sharing fucking issues and I'm I'm not going
to deny it. A lot of it revolves around me
because I'm always bringing in ship to give away. And
(11:28):
what did we decide as a show? We made a
rule as a show about sharing, and Emily's the one
who screams this rule from like from the rooftops.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And the rule is no matter what.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Even if you think the person doesn't like it, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Need it, isn't going to eat it.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
You always offer to everybody, no matter forgets.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Man, you She's right, I hear what you're saying. But
there was twelve cookies made last night. My son wants
these so bad, Okay, him and I had to actually he.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Has Wait, you have to.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
You said you like total, it's total, and that's actually
not true.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I had one and read had to. I had and
read that too. We're got nine.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
She's gonna get bad.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I had nine cookies and my mom, my sister, and
my stepdad, my niece, everybody's coming over for dinner on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
And save the cookies for I don't have enough butter
at the time.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
This is not.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
About the biggest bullshit I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
My mom and I were talking yesterday. She said she
can't wait. She wants to try one ones tomorrowhet it
my mom.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
We're also going to have a pie for my mom
and so, so I don't listen.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
We're at like nine. I wants to still eat these.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
I'm not going to take all his cookies. I'm not
going to bring four cookies to share. So I brought
one for me to nibble on, and I brought a
second cookie that that I was gonna see if, like
I was gonna maybe offer, but then I was gonna
just came down to it.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
I was like, my sister and my whole family are
coming over in three weeks and they're gonna have these cookies.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
It's literally after tomorrow. So those are my reasonings. I
didn't have like two dozen cookies. I was gonna bring
a ship ton and I didn't think literally, all you
guys have been talking about for a couple of days
is how a couple of.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Ship like that.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
First of all, I've been talking about for four.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Months exactly, okay, and you're loud and proud about it.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
You have been saying for years the same thing where
we had that was the cookie situation, that you don't
eat sweets. So Sky, even though I took umbrage with
what she did back then, she has a point. If
that's your argument, then she's got a point.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
She's got a point.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
But I just felt you were the most mad out
of anywhere.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
He's coming out of my ears.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Hold on, I'm just gonna I was just gonna give
one to Jamie because well, three.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Of us were turned it down. Any of the three
would have turned it down anyway. But you got to
make the offer. That's what guys like potato. You don't
need to roll your.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Eyes, you don't need offered to. You offer to Eddie,
offered a thor like I had, like four of them,
but I and I gave him
Speaker 7 (14:17):
To Jamie and I gave just the number you were
hoping for than that whole family over in a couple
of weeks.
So there's so much to unpack right now with what
just happens. This is so crazy on many levels, on
many levels here because we are now involved in a
massive scandal.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Scandal, the news is going to be here, it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Could be yeah, because this is now going to be
known forever as cookie Gate.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's time for the podcast over yet, completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Okay, first thing I'm going to break down before I
get into the real crux of this whole story is
if you are the healthiest person you know, food wise,
healthiest eater you know, why would you be making cookies
for yourself to eat?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Because you also eat no carps.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I heard that. That was That was one of the
craziest things to ever say. You. You yelled at us
many times that you're the healthiest eater you know, and
you know you were. You should be my health mentor
and all these things. I tell you what my health
mentor is not doing making cookies. Okay, so that's right, boy,
(01:26):
Please explain why you are making cookies for yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'd be happy to. Okay, A couple of.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Weeks ago, my son Reid sent me an Instagram DM
with a He forwarded an Instagram post and it was
a cooking video of these like bistro style giant chocolate
chip cookies. My son read's favorite sweet like his mother
is chocolate chip cookies, and he.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Following, I'm glad that his algorithm.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Is cats, dirt, bikes and like cookies, cookies.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Can I ask, as a non cooker can give you
more focused on studies?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What is a b stro style cooking?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I wouldn't know what that means.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I wouldn't know if you told me that. But then
obviously when I saw the video, I saw what they
looked like. It's just like what you would get it
like a bakery where it's like like the bigger chunky cookies,
Like if you went to a fancy bakery and you
saw it's not just a Measley.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
They see amazing.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
It's a lot of it looks like something you get
at a nice restaurant or something like bakery bakery.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Style to make.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
And so he said Mom in the message, he said, Mom,
we please make these sometimes, And I said absolutely, because
I'm looking for any activities I can do with my
son because he never wants to hang out with me.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh, I said absolutely. He kept asking I couldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
He kept asking me about it, and I kept saying,
I'll do it, I'll do it. I'll get the ingredients
because it's with wild ship like espresso powder, dried milk
is in it, like the Nilla bean paste like stuff
I don't have.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
So he goes, can you? And so finally the other day,
I steal.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
It from your neighbors.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I'm not gonna borrow paste for I don't sound like that.
And so I.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Finally said, yes, we could do that together. And so
two days ago I got the ingredients. Yesterday he asked
me again. I said, actually, hav ingredients we could do
when you get home from school. So that's why I
made the cookies and then we cooked them yesterday.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Well, I made.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Them made for him.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I made them for him, and I've been eating.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
So I had my last night.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I had a couple of meatballs on zucchini squash, I
mean spaghetti squash, and that was what I had. They
only had eggs and avocado beans earlier. And then I
had a piece of chicken for lunch. So I'm doing good. Actually,
sushi for lunch, and I was no carbs with the sushi,
No carbs with no we get we get.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
These these are so good.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
There's only fish, three types of raw fish protein rooll.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And it's wrapped in cube.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Where do you get that at a lot of restaurants
to protein style sushi.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Restaurant?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Made?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I mean, I just went to so I said, I
fucking love chocolatep cookies out of the oven to your son,
you said that, And so I.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Had one cookie last night with him, and I dipped
it in milk because I got a dunk in.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Of And when you ate carbs, I thought you never
eat carbs.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
I was trying not to eat carbs. But I make
I mean, I have cheat days. I have chea days.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Dash that was that was a cheat cookie. Okay, could Eddie,
did you have a cookie last night?
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Of course not, I didn't have cooky.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
They came out of the oven. They're piping hot. So
I decided I'm gonna treat myself. I went to the gym.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Chances it was good. They were fucking delicious, fire they were.
Here's the thing, Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You could have a cookie from time to time. You
could have a burrito from time to time. You could
do whatever you want from time to time. But if
you're screaming out at me, then I'm the healthiest period.
I don't do this, and I don't do And then
you were making cookies.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I up, I get it, I get it in all week.
We're at Thursday all week. I've been again.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You can't see that you make.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
You make these outlandish state you do.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I agree with.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
You that I don't think being the healthiest eater I
know means you never can have one cookie.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay. If I said I ate a cookie last night,
you would have said something to you would have been like,
I thought you're in a hand can.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I would have heard you tried to do that to
me the other day.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Yeah, what's your what you order?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Fat?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Fuck?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I actually gotta sell thank you know your family went
to Texas Roadhouse and.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
She wanted to get me.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
She wanted to get me, and then it turned out
gotcha gotcha?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I didn't say it. I mean I didn't call you.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You want to? You wanted to. If I would have
said I got if I would have said I got ribs,
you would have been like you fat fuck, I would
not heard you say it under your breath.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I never heard me SA turns out.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Selling Sorry, Emily, Wow, it didn't wash it down with
a cookie.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'm proud of you all.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
When was the last time you had a cookie?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Ed?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I can't remember?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh you can't even remember. No, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
CERTs thing in the past.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Wow, does it not even in your vocabulary?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well if you when you when you dabble, it starts
to mess with you a little bit, you know, and
even open those doors. Yeah, somebody walks in here with
donuts today, I would shoe them away. Don't even want
you know?
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Who wouldn't Emily?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Half even?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
And then I'll tell I don't eat cars and.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Try I can get cat.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
So here's the thing. Yeah, it's fine. I am not
judging you for eating your cookie. What I am judging
you for is what you did after that. So she
comes in here this is crazy, and is talking about
she has another cookie that she's going to eat in there.
So she brought in one.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Im nibbling on it?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You're don't ingest it? You don't ingest it?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
You like build.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
And spit, spit it out, squish.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It around your swishing around your mouth and then spit
it out like wine. Bullshit.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
That is crazy because she literally just said I about
to have one cookie, but then today has another cook
She's not gonna have one.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
When's the cheap meal both days?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's clearly a cheater. So you brought in another cookie,
and then she goes, I wish you guys could try one,
but I know you guys are all on your health
journeys and stuff like that. But I did give one
to Jamie, which I'm like, wait, it's probably sick. Wait
a second, wait a second, wait a second way, wait
(07:46):
a second way, yeah, second, yeah, bro. Now if I
am definitely on a health journey.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
You say, it's definitely up.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
To me though, to make that decision. So if you
brought one and go would you want to try one?
I'm up to me to say no. I could say yes,
just like you ate now a dozen apparently, and so
that's all that was made.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
By the way, this recipe only made twelve cookies.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Man, do I care about that? Well?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
That has everything to do with doesn't have anything.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
So she gave one to Jamie, which, by the way,
what the fuck is going on with Jamie? Jamie has
come up on so many things lately. Have you noticed that?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Is this guy just in the right place, right time? Yeah,
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I gave him like, like all these little potato chips
the other day, all these snack bags and potato chips.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
He's getting all these things that I'm just like, why
the fuck is Jamie getting all this stuff?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
So he apparently got to try said cookie she brought.
She brought him one, and I'm like, do we not
remember what when Sky had the Big Cookie? This was
the biggest scandal for its time.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It was huge.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
This kicked off all of our sharing drama which has
gone on for years since the Big Cookie.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's so true. Yeah, Sky brought into Big Cookie once
and she decided to not share it with Emily.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Well, I just didn't offer it to her because I
forgot that chocolate chip cookies were her favorite favorites.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
What I make my gift for my birthday?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Every Right, I forgot that.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
But I what I did remember is her over and
over again saying she doesn't like sweet. So I didn't
think she would be offended by not eating being offered
the cookie. Turns out I was way fucking wrong. And
she was offended, like on a crazy level and very
upset that I shared the cookie with everybody else except
for me.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I turned it down because I said, my friend Emily,
oh did you actually did Actually.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
You didn't have. I don't remember how that went, I.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Said, Emily, Emily is the one that likes chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Oh, ultiple cookies.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I thought I shared it, but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
You guys, the cookies.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
It was one big ass cookie. I do remember that, yeah,
And I was like.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
She's just throwing a cookie. Emily doesn't get shipped. And
I was the one who took.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Up for you.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
You know? I love them? And I wasn't on a
diet at the time and all that other stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You're on a diet now, I am health I.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Was just saying, you, guys, are you are a diet
or the healthiest eater? I don't know what's the difference.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So how does it now feel that you have been
a victim of this before and now are not sharing
said cookie with anybody else?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I feel like those two situations could not be more different.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
How is that, well, literally every day and year that
you're not eating anything like any ship.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You Also, you literally say every day I don't eat sweets,
and yet you eat more sweets than anybody.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I just don't want to do you know that?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Half of that's all.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
I just don't want anything you cook?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Can I we know that?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
And yeah, this guy's an asshold me all the time
about my food?
Speaker 7 (10:57):
An asshole?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I mean I had that, okay, so graciously had you
at my house. I'm in Sky literally yesterday Sky was
almost the tears talking about how she's almost gonna die.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I couldn't need because of her stuff.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
I couldn't need chocolate chip pancake because I was gonna
die exact. But here is my bigger point about it.
Like we said, the original Big Cookie kicked off like
years of sharing fucking issues and I'm I'm not going
to deny it. A lot of it revolves around me
because I'm always bringing in ship to give away. And
(11:28):
what did we decide as a show? We made a
rule as a show about sharing, and Emily's the one
who screams this rule from like from the rooftops.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And the rule is no matter what.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Even if you think the person doesn't like it, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Need it, isn't going to eat it.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
You always offer to everybody, no matter forgets.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Man, you She's right, I hear what you're saying. But
there was twelve cookies made last night. My son wants
these so bad, Okay, him and I had to actually he.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Has Wait, you have to.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
You said you like total, it's total, and that's actually
not true.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I had one and read had to. I had and
read that too. We're got nine.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
She's gonna get bad.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I had nine cookies and my mom, my sister, and
my stepdad, my niece, everybody's coming over for dinner on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
And save the cookies for I don't have enough butter
at the time.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
This is not.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
About the biggest bullshit I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
My mom and I were talking yesterday. She said she
can't wait. She wants to try one ones tomorrowhet it
my mom.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
We're also going to have a pie for my mom
and so, so I don't listen.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
We're at like nine. I wants to still eat these.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
I'm not going to take all his cookies. I'm not
going to bring four cookies to share. So I brought
one for me to nibble on, and I brought a
second cookie that that I was gonna see if, like
I was gonna maybe offer, but then I was gonna
just came down to it.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
I was like, my sister and my whole family are
coming over in three weeks and they're gonna have these cookies.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
It's literally after tomorrow. So those are my reasonings. I
didn't have like two dozen cookies. I was gonna bring
a ship ton and I didn't think literally, all you
guys have been talking about for a couple of days
is how a couple of.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Ship like that.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
First of all, I've been talking about for four.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Months exactly, okay, and you're loud and proud about it.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
You have been saying for years the same thing where
we had that was the cookie situation, that you don't
eat sweets. So Sky, even though I took umbrage with
what she did back then, she has a point. If
that's your argument, then she's got a point.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
She's got a point.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
But I just felt you were the most mad out
of anywhere.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
He's coming out of my ears.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Hold on, I'm just gonna I was just gonna give
one to Jamie because well, three.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Of us were turned it down. Any of the three
would have turned it down anyway. But you got to
make the offer. That's what guys like potato. You don't
need to roll your.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Eyes, you don't need offered to. You offer to Eddie,
offered a thor like I had, like four of them,
but I and I gave him
Speaker 7 (14:17):
To Jamie and I gave just the number you were
hoping for than that whole family over in a couple
of weeks.
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